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The Confessional of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: peep ()
Date: February 15, 2017 03:53PM

I'd like everyone to post about every sin they remember.

I've stole, fornicated, lied, cheated, stole, vandalised, stole, cussed, stole, threatened, stole, posted nudes, stole, masturbated, stole, stole, stole, and stole.

It is now your turn.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/15/2017 03:53PM by peep.

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Re: The Confessional of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: morono spawn ()
Date: February 15, 2017 03:56PM

I swindled lizzie, build a PYBR, jerked off in the Chuck E Cheese restroom.

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Re: The Confessional of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: peep ()
Date: February 15, 2017 04:00PM

morono spawn Wrote:
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> I swindled lizzie, build a PYBR, jerked off in the
> Chuck E Cheese restroom.


To little girls or boys? Or both? 0__0

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Re: The Confessional of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: you know who I am ()
Date: February 15, 2017 04:01PM

I SWATted miz, imitated a dead cat, and stole ribs.

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Re: The Confessional of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: February 15, 2017 04:08PM

I have impure thoughts about Gretchen Haufe.

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Re: The Confessional of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: former poster ()
Date: February 15, 2017 04:11PM

I am The Northman, and I declined to come forward and answer the Morono's frivolous lawsuit. It would have been fun and entertaining, but I have a real life and Pedo Moreno is just a hobby.

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Re: The Confessional of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: The Southman ()
Date: February 15, 2017 05:25PM

I'm The Southman. The Morenos will never figure who I am either.

They can shove their bullshit lawsuits up their fucking asses.

Nothing but a bunch of useless assholes

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Re: The Confessional of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: was the case ()
Date: February 15, 2017 05:30PM

murder

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Re: The Confessional of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: confessor ()
Date: February 15, 2017 05:32PM

I got head, fingered and sucked the titties of this 14 year old girl when I was 19. I could have banged her, but the thought of prison repelled me from doing so.

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Re: The Confessional of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: ain't gonna happen ()
Date: February 15, 2017 05:35PM

The Morenos would not dare to sue anyone who could afford to hire a real attorney. Not only would they risk losing and face paying their own and the defendant's legal fees, they would open themselves up to counter-suits and the possibility that other victims of the Moreno Crime Family would join in.

Sharon and Joanna would be turning tricks for the next 50 years trying to pay off their debts.
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Re: The Confessional of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: Cmon ()
Date: February 15, 2017 07:20PM

I went to panama for a work trip, and cheated on my girlfriend with some prostitutes. I picked up gononorreah but got a penicillin shot before I got home. I felt really bad about it. That was eight years ago and we are still together.

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Re: The Confessional of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: February 15, 2017 07:23PM

If you voted for Trump, this is your chance to get right with God.

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Re: The Confessional of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: Please STFU ()
Date: February 15, 2017 07:26PM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> If you voted for Trump, this is your chance to get
> right with God.


Do you have to ruin every fucking thread with your political bullshit. Get a fucking life dickweed.

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Re: The Confessional of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: JWmMC ()
Date: February 15, 2017 07:36PM

I am the North-northeastman and no one cares what I say.

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Re: The Confessional of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: eJx3j ()
Date: February 15, 2017 08:01PM

peep Wrote:
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> I'd like everyone to post about every sin they
> remember.
>
> I've stole, fornicated, lied, cheated, stole,
> vandalised, stole, cussed, stole, threatened,
> stole, posted nudes, stole, masturbated, stole,
> stole, stole, and stole.
>
> It is now your turn.


Your either a satanist attempting to steer young men away from Truth of the word OR ...

Your mother was a bitch who'd do anything to make your balls blue and kill you (i know the feeling)



fornication and masturbation are not labeled as sins in the New Testiment, nor does the Church say emptying one's balls should not be done. infact doctors warn if men don't, there are at least a couple MAJOR health re-percussions

WHAT IS named by apostles (not quoted Word) as sin? Habbit of spending all day at play rather than working - especially in sex drug and gambling areas

masterbation: never mentioned - but we ALL KNOW it makes you blind if you do it too often !

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Re: The Confessional of Fairfax Underground
Posted by: bizness traveler. ()
Date: August 27, 2017 08:46AM

I travel at least 5 nights a month. When I stay in a hotel or motel I jizz on the remote control and spread it out thin before letting it dry in front of the heat-air units fan. I don't know why I do this and will try to cut back on it.

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