no its Sean Hannity...the wanna-be Rush Limpballs asswipe from FUX News
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people who park their shopping carts on one side of the grocery aisle, then park their fat ass on the other, perusing the brownie mixes. I want a TASER-equipped cart at Safeway; trust me, thier carcasses would still be twitching after I've left.....
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I now second the nomination of Mr. Mephisto for Best: restaurant reviewer
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As a newbie FFxU member, i can only hope to someday be nominated for something as positve! Keep up the good work, reggies! On second thought, i dont really give a shit. Bleh.
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BUMP....where'd all the swingers go? The monkey bars at the playground?
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Merrill, you insipid little unregistered twat-waffle....thats not a cringe, thats the onset of Parkinson's Disease. Been "cringing" a lot lately, huh?.... Mutters under breath: "silly fuckin douchebag"
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Merrill Merrill Merrill....hold still for a sec...BITCH SLAP ,.... ahhhh, feel better now? Now go kick your cat or something, dumbass....
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Does anybody else not know where the fuck CULMORE is?
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Moderator, please delete all posts from Pay to play...it is wayyyyyy too stooopid to be on here...only god knows how it figured out how to boot up a computer in the first place. Whutta cumbubble!
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2TDoves Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oh gosh, you two, you are making the rest of us > blush! 2TDoves, dont be a hater baby...let lust blossom where it can!
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38 DD, how much cleavage do you show to get your warnings? Approx how many buttons unbutttoned? I just want to know so I can pass on the info to all my well-endowed female friends...thanks in advance, hon!
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damn, i LOVE FFU drama...LMAO
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Oh it must be basbeball season again....time for the Marshall and South Lakes lamers to jump on the "I suck/my kid sucks, but I reallllllllly resent not being "recruited" by the madison coaches" bandwagon. Listen up, you tards--if your Little League credentials consist of a 230 batting average, and you played 3 innings per game (the LL minimum requirement) you ARENT gonna make the Madison team--
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anybody that thinks Westfield could beat either Dematha or Gonzage must be that pet sitter who stole the weed...or is just a retarded Westfieldian on heroin!
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Actually, the only thing that sucks about Vienna is that asshats from Chantilly drive through here and clog up our streets. I say get the fuck out; go get a job at Shoppers Food Warehouse in Chantilly stacking bananas, you dumbass!
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