I agree. The poor kid probably thought this woman/boy/it reminded her of Justin Bieber. It's probably how she rationalized things!
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This story has been messing with my head all day. It's worse than Boys Don't Cry. But to me, this he-she is not passable at all, and I don't see how she fooled anyone--short, thin, WOMAN'S face and wore a "back brace." Yeah, sure. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/female-poses-as-male-789432 JUNE 11--A 24-year-old Massachusetts woman who allegedly masqueraded as a teenage boy is facing fe
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If that's the way you feel, consider relocating. I suggest Detroit, Michigan, Bronx, New York, Camden, New Jersey or perhaps Compton, California. Good luck!
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Somebody more retarded than Meade? This is throwing me through a loop.
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An attempted robbery in broad daylight in a lovely neighborhood like Penn Daw? At such a fine establishment as a check cashing place? I AM SHOCKED AND APPALLED!!!
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Hmm, he looks trustworthy. I recommend you do EVERYTHING he tells you!
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Go to the pet store on Gordon Boulevard in Woodbridge. It is just called "Pets," and it way sketchy, but they always have kittens. If they don't have any, just ask when they will, because they probably know. If you have $100 bucks, then you will have a cat.
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A smelly, rickety and rusty Daewoo when I visited another country. Now I'm having flashbacks.
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Don't forget this motherfucking bitch high on vodka and weed going the wrong way down a New York interstate. SHE is the ultimate minivan nightmare come true.
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^ +1 Who else can we throw into the mix? How about disoriented elderly people who have been driving in circles a few feet away from their houses for several hours before careening into a restaurant or a store! Remember the 83 y/o woman who made a U-turn on 66 earlier this year? These farts should be made to surrender their driver's licenses by their 75th birthday. It should be a state law.
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One cup of black coffee.
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I hear you, but as long as there are minivans and slovenly, dim bulb housewives to drive them, this problem is not going away. You will have to be aware for them.
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HOA's prying into your life and neighbors who are too close for comfort.
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No, but I can tell you that condo life will eventually make you bitter and drive you insane. Just look at me.
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She wears more make up than the Saigon whore in Full Metal Jacket. Who knows what horrors lie beneath. Annie Yu so hohney! She sucky fucky, five dollah!
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It is not acceptable that I laughed hysterically and then repeated every word at full volume. Guess I'm going to jail. Or "camp," for this...come and get me, I'm a degenerate thought criminal! Retard Kikes!
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My algebra 1 teacher was a used car salesmen with a math degree who phonied up his resume. No lie. The year SUCKED then he was fired/resigned/whatever.
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Oh yeah, that would solve *everything*... ;-)
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If he wanted to fire on someone all he had to do was point his butt at the person and make like he had to fart...This obvious queer had it shoved up his ass for days. Did he ever take a shit? Maybe he would just take it out and then shove it back up. I bet he liked it.
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Forget about purses, it sounds like she is stuck with a knock off for a boyfriend.
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It's the easiest, most obvious answer!
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Cary is back in jail and has no internet access.
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I second that. The Ritz is well known for it's Sugar Daddy/Sugar Baby connections. Many multi generational couples began there. OldBoob must have met the realization that at this point in his divorced middle aged life that the only "fine women" who would show interest in him are cold blooded gold diggers. He may be willing to take on one of these empty relationships to stave off loneliness and de
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It was just another day at Edison.
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But if you insist on creeping on all the local women of Tysons Corner, just try every bar inside the better restaurants at Tysons I and II until you find the one that works best for you, i.e. filled with equally desperate women.
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Come on, OldBoob! It's a big world. Why box yourself into a few square miles? This midlife crisis you're going through is the perfect time to expand your horizons.
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Waters Edge in Occoquan. Every night it's filled with tatted up trailer trash girls in their 20s. As an old guy throwing around a lot of money, you will have no shortage of attention. Downside: you will need a lot of your disposable income to take care of your newly acquired herpes, chlamydia and lice. Just prioritize and budget if the GED, hairdressing, 24 y/o single mom attracts you.
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Relax people, events like this clean some of the piss out of the gene pool!
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You come across like a sad middle aged man with a horseshoe hairline, all around dumpy physique and near empty pockets. The only hope for you is the bar at the 1320 Club in the ghetto part of Springfield. Those girls will pretend to like you as long as you have .50 to $1! Good luck, OldBoob.
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