Mike's tell re. his drinking again: notice how much he's been singing this week?

Mike D1 Wrote:
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> Killer Ass Boil Riot Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > No, it just seems that you're as stupid as the
> > people on that thread. Someone who takes that
> as
> > a threat sounds a little jumpy to this forensic
> > linguist. Do you think people who don't know
> you
> > make threats against you? Do you think people
> > talk about you on the internet?
> >
> > I've added 'I never essentially said anything'
> to
> > the above list. Strong the wordsmithness is
> with
> > this one.
> >
> > Neither I nor anyone else gives a left-handed
> fuck
> > what you think.
> >
> > You're not the boss of me. Nanny nanny boo
> boo.
> >
> > Live free, ride hard.
>
>
> OK. Whatever. Please fuck off and die.
>
> Oh and 'wordsmithness" isn't a real word. You
> utter dolt.

That was the point, dumbfuck.

That coupled with you misunderstanding his bike gang comment as some kind of "keyboard warrior threat" and you are verging on JHops level retardation. Not a good couple of days for you Mikey.

Just listened to Mike's priest golfing story. He needs to rework his punchline.

Alternate story:

"Padres, I'm having a LOFT problem today.

What, you're asking yourselves, is LOFT?

Lots Of Fecal Trauma!"

[crickets]

"Feel free to use that joke in your sermons."

[crickets]

"Have you heard my Pope Cliff Clavin impression?"

I wonder if Mike was wearing one of his ESSADEE shirts while golfing?

Mike is becoming a Rodney Dangerfield movie character.

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Intractable Insobriety Wrote:
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Another great show today.....

Just my 2 cents.

Who is the Chocolate Chip Queen?

Dons BlackBerry Wrote:
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> Another great show today.....
>
> Just my 2 cents.


Was Mike's buddy Patton on?

exffx Wrote:
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> Dons BlackBerry Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Another great show today.....
> >
> > Just my 2 cents.
>
>
> Was Mike's buddy Patton on?

Absolutely, they even turned off Rob's mic so Patton could complete a thought and they did a 30 minute commercial free overtime segment.

bubbyman Wrote:
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> exffx Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dons BlackBerry Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Another great show today.....
> > >
> > > Just my 2 cents.
> >
> >
> > Was Mike's buddy Patton on?
>
> Absolutely, they even turned off Rob's mic so
> Patton could complete a thought and they did a 30
> minute commercial free overtime segment.

Now that's comedy.

I'm sure we're going to hear an uninformed diatribe today on the Paris situation...

Just saw the video of today's show.

Damn. Carla looks so young next to Mike.

Is this a different Carla? She looks so much different than the photos I've seen posted on this site.

And Oscar looks completely bored. Nothing like the Oscar you see on the Big O and Dukes show video.



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Bruno_Hautenfaust Wrote:
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> Who is the Chocolate Chip Queen?

Some fetching lass who looks a bit like Kappy, maybe 15 years ago? And those are caramel chips, by the way. Look closely, and you'll see it's our move....

Well... Thanks for the reply, and Barf.

Bruno_Hautenfaust Wrote:
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> Well... Thanks for the reply, and Barf.


I'd hit that.

Can't wait until Mike goes to Jimmy's for the big game! He'll make an ass of himself. I may take a table in the corner to watch!

Are they going to do a stupid show from JOTT? Nobody is going to be there to watch their bullshit.

Mike will think all those people watching the game and drinking beer are there for him.

Yes and when he realizes they AREN'T there for him. ..that's when the fun starts!

Thenewjhops Wrote:
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>
> That was the point, dumbfuck.
>
> That coupled with you misunderstanding his bike
> gang comment as some kind of "keyboard warrior
> threat" and you are verging on JHops level
> retardation. Not a good couple of days for you
> Mikey.

Believe me when I say that I honestly, truly, do not give 2 shits.

Mike D1 Wrote:
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> Thenewjhops Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> >
> > That was the point, dumbfuck.
> >
> > That coupled with you misunderstanding his bike
> > gang comment as some kind of "keyboard warrior
> > threat" and you are verging on JHops level
> > retardation. Not a good couple of days for you
> > Mikey.
>
> Believe me when I say that I honestly, truly, do
> not give 2 shits.

I wouldn't expect you to give two shits. Most stupid people don't care that they're stupid.

Are you going to start talking about proposal season next?

bubbyman Wrote:
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> they even turned off Rob's mic

That almost made me dl and watch, but I couldn't do it.

so Don is going to do a las vegas style show in reno around april.
I wondering if he will do a conga line......???????

exffx Wrote:
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> Just saw the video of today's show.
>
> Damn. Carla looks so young next to Mike.
>
> Is this a different Carla? She looks so much
> different than the photos I've seen posted on this
> site.
>
> And Oscar looks completely bored. Nothing like the
> Oscar you see on the Big O and Dukes show video.

Ok, regardless of how anyone feels about TMOS, you can't honestly tell me that Carla didn't look really hot today. I don't know that I'll ever understand why she is with Mike.

It's very simple why Carla is with Mike...and called him "Daddy" even before Jr was born. No matter how hot she is, if I was with her and she called me daddy, I think I would reflux a little. Just something fucked up about that whole dynamic.

Mike D1 Wrote:
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> Killer Ass Boil Riot Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > No, it just seems that you're as stupid as the
> > people on that thread. Someone who takes that
> as
> > a threat sounds a little jumpy to this forensic
> > linguist. Do you think people who don't know
> you
> > make threats against you? Do you think people
> > talk about you on the internet?
> >
> > I've added 'I never essentially said anything'
> to
> > the above list. Strong the wordsmithness is
> with
> > this one.
> >
> > Neither I nor anyone else gives a left-handed
> fuck
> > what you think.
> >
> > You're not the boss of me. Nanny nanny boo
> boo.
> >
> > Live free, ride hard.
>
>
> OK. Whatever. Please fuck off and die.
>
> Oh and 'wordsmithness" isn't a real word. You
> utter dolt.

Oh, really? It's not a real word? The man in the van who sold it to me in the parking lot assured me it was a real word.

Looks like the Stephen Hawking of FFxU has put me in my place. Oh, the shame. However will I explain it to Mother when I go upstairs?

And of course, because of YOU, D1, fuck jhops.

It's working great, Beave. Nanny nanny boo boo.

Live free, ride hard.


Noted with interest... whoever writes the copy for the 'website' is using the Greaseman's 'ring-dang-doo'. Classy.

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Yes and when he realizes they AREN'T there for
> him. ..that's when the fun starts!

I predict unscheduled drunken karaoke like they did at the overpriced Quench.

Daddy Issues Wrote:
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> It's very simple why Carla is with Mike...and
> called him "Daddy" even before Jr was born. No
> matter how hot she is, if I was with her and she
> called me daddy, I think I would reflux a little.
> Just something fucked up about that whole dynamic.


No argument about that. It was really unsettling to see them together today. Freaking creepy.

She definitely looked good today.

Me. Curious Wrote:
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> exffx Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Just saw the video of today's show.
> >
> > Damn. Carla looks so young next to Mike.
> >
> > Is this a different Carla? She looks so much
> > different than the photos I've seen posted on
> this
> > site.
> >
> > And Oscar looks completely bored. Nothing like
> the
> > Oscar you see on the Big O and Dukes show
> video.
>
> Ok, regardless of how anyone feels about TMOS, you
> can't honestly tell me that Carla didn't look
> really hot today. I don't know that I'll ever
> understand why she is with Mike.

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Florida -- Carla looking better, Mike looking worse.

Booze will restore Mike to his prime -- Carla's logic. Or at least his age when she met him.

Forget daughter. Carla could pass for Mike's granddaughter these days.

Intractable Insobriety Wrote:
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> Bruno_Hautenfaust Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Who is the Chocolate Chip Queen?
>
> Some fetching lass who looks a bit like Kappy,
> maybe 15 years ago? And those are caramel chips,
> by the way. Look closely, and you'll see it's our
> move....


"Fetching lass who looks a bit like Kappy"??? What the fuck are you talking about? Kappy looks like Rocky Dennis from the movie Mask. I have neither the time nor inclination to find a photo of her for you, but somewhere on these 513 pages they exist. Search for the time they went to the Peking Gourmet, I think she was in those photos.

Good lord. I just listened to Thursday's show where they talk to a drunk Todd Moore. They get a gold mine of a drunken man in Vegas on the phone and they stampede to talk all over each other. So you finally have an actual funny source to have actual humor and you piss all over it. Todd says he's with a guy with 2 bullet wounds. LET HIM RAMBLE ON DRUNK ABOUT MORE OF THAT YOU FUCKING IDIOTS. Instead it's Rob trying to steamroll every shitty, non-funny comment that he can possibly shoe-horn in. Then when they hang up, Mike proceeds to pat himself on the back for 5 minutes about how he knew this was going to be awesome.

So much fail concentrated in one shitty podcast.

And did anyone else listen to them talk about the upcoming NFL playoff games? Mike the self-appointed sports fan doesn't even have a clue who the fuck is even playing. And when they say that the Raven are the underdog, first he thinks they said "Raiders". Then he's baffled as to why they aren't favored. REALLY YOU FAT FUCK? You REALLY think the #6 seed who barely made the playoffs as a wild card should be favored over the #1 seed New England playing IN NEW ENGLAND??????? You're a fucking embarrassment as a sports fan you LAZY, FAT, FUCK. Turn in what's left of your balls and retire. If you did ANY "show prep" you'd actually know who the fuck is even playing before you open your mouth and prove what a fucking idiot you are.

Mike D1 Wrote:
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> Good lord. I just listened to Thursday's show
> where they talk to a drunk Todd Moore. They get a
> gold mine of a drunken man in Vegas on the phone
> and they stampede to talk all over each other. So
> you finally have an actual funny source to have
> actual humor and you piss all over it. Todd says
> he's with a guy with 2 bullet wounds. LET HIM
> RAMBLE ON DRUNK ABOUT MORE OF THAT YOU FUCKING
> IDIOTS. Instead it's Rob trying to steamroll every
> shitty, non-funny comment that he can possibly
> shoe-horn in. Then when they hang up, Mike
> proceeds to pat himself on the back for 5 minutes
> about how he knew this was going to be awesome.
>
> So much fail concentrated in one shitty podcast.
>
> And did anyone else listen to them talk about the
> upcoming NFL playoff games? Mike the
> self-appointed sports fan doesn't even have a clue
> who the fuck is even playing. And when they say
> that the Raven are the underdog, first he thinks
> they said "Raiders". Then he's baffled as to why
> they aren't favored. REALLY YOU FAT FUCK? You
> REALLY think the #6 seed who barely made the
> playoffs as a wild card should be favored over the
> #1 seed New England playing IN NEW ENGLAND???????
> You're a fucking embarrassment as a sports fan you
> LAZY, FAT, FUCK. Turn in what's left of your balls
> and retire. If you did ANY "show prep" you'd
> actually know who the fuck is even playing before
> you open your mouth and prove what a fucking idiot
> you are.


OK, I just listened to this show too, and I completely agree with everything in the above post.

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GBW Wrote:
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> Intractable Insobriety Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Bruno_Hautenfaust Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Who is the Chocolate Chip Queen?
> >
> > Some fetching lass who looks a bit like Kappy,
> > maybe 15 years ago? And those are caramel
> chips,
> > by the way. Look closely, and you'll see it's
> our
> > move....
>
>
> "Fetching lass who looks a bit like Kappy"???
> What the fuck are you talking about? Kappy looks
> like Rocky Dennis from the movie Mask. I have
> neither the time nor inclination to find a photo
> of her for you, but somewhere on these 513 pages
> they exist. Search for the time they went to the
> Peking Gourmet, I think she was in those photos.

Sarcasm is hard. This woman is not fetching, nor is she Kappy. We all know what Kappy looks like, so thank God you were spared the time and inclination to re-post an actual photo. I thought the photo was amusing. You don't. Big deal. Not worth a "fuck."

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Haven't heard it but having Robb's mic OFF during the Patton int is the best! Mainly because you know Robb was butt hurt by it, secondly, Robb saves every bit that involves him for his demos. He edits them so they have less Mike in them so as to focus on Robb...
eat dicks Robb!

i remember Don And Mike Show best-ofs, when Chub(b) would invariably choose segments that featured . . . Chub(b).

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bubbyman Wrote:
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> Mike D1 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Good lord. I just listened to Thursday's show
> > where they talk to a drunk Todd Moore. They get
> a
> > gold mine of a drunken man in Vegas on the
> phone
> > and they stampede to talk all over each other.
> So
> > you finally have an actual funny source to have
> > actual humor and you piss all over it. Todd
> says
> > he's with a guy with 2 bullet wounds. LET HIM
> > RAMBLE ON DRUNK ABOUT MORE OF THAT YOU FUCKING
> > IDIOTS. Instead it's Rob trying to steamroll
> every
> > shitty, non-funny comment that he can possibly
> > shoe-horn in. Then when they hang up, Mike
> > proceeds to pat himself on the back for 5
> minutes
> > about how he knew this was going to be awesome.
>
> >
> > So much fail concentrated in one shitty podcast.
>
> >
> > And did anyone else listen to them talk about
> the
> > upcoming NFL playoff games? Mike the
> > self-appointed sports fan doesn't even have a
> clue
> > who the fuck is even playing. And when they say
> > that the Raven are the underdog, first he
> thinks
> > they said "Raiders". Then he's baffled as to
> why
> > they aren't favored. REALLY YOU FAT FUCK? You
> > REALLY think the #6 seed who barely made the
> > playoffs as a wild card should be favored over
> the
> > #1 seed New England playing IN NEW
> ENGLAND???????
> > You're a fucking embarrassment as a sports fan
> you
> > LAZY, FAT, FUCK. Turn in what's left of your
> balls
> > and retire. If you did ANY "show prep" you'd
> > actually know who the fuck is even playing
> before
> > you open your mouth and prove what a fucking
> idiot
> > you are.
>
>
> OK, I just listened to this show too, and I
> completely agree with everything in the above
> post.

You mean LFF didn't defer to the sports knowledge of Chubb? Didn't Chubb have a complete preview of all four games? No, wait. Was there any evidence that Chubb actually knew there would be playoff games this weekend? You know all Chubb is focused on regarding the NFL right now is stuffing his fat face with chicken wings at their party -- which to him happens to fall on the day of something called the Super Bowl. He'll probably be mad that the bar won't be showing TMC on the televisions that day.

Boy, it's still shocking that WJFK didn't keep these guys when they switched to the all-sports format.

I'm amazed that Carla is happy about Mike being back on the booze. It's all fun and games until suitcases get thrown.

Mr Thickness Wrote:
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> Morning Babies,
>
> Scored A New Job And Will Only Be Able To Post
> Here A Couple Times A Week, Sorry But Bills Have
> To Be Paid, Hopefully Some One Else Can Take The
> Torch To Keep This Forum Alive And Well.....
>
>
>
> Say La Vee......2015

Too good to be true.

exffx Wrote:
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> Just saw the video of today's show.
>
> Damn. Carla looks so young next to Mike.
>
> Is this a different Carla? She looks so much
> different than the photos I've seen posted on this
> site.
>
> And Oscar looks completely bored. Nothing like the
> Oscar you see on the Big O and Dukes show video.


Are these videos only streamed live or do they reside somewhere where one could watch them after the fact? Thanks.

Mike gets off the sauce, Carla continues drinking. Carla stays out drinking in Reno while Mike goes to bed. Carla spends less time with Mike because he's "lame" while sober. Carla now prefers that he drinks. I'm no therapist, but some might consider these signs of co-dependency.

Please don't leave us Mr. Thickness, what will we do>>>>>??????

Unfortunately, Mike will do something stupid on alcohol.

Drunk takes drink, drink takes drink, drink takes drunk. ..

Lady Baltimore Wrote:
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> I'm amazed that Carla is happy about Mike being
> back on the booze. It's all fun and games until
> suitcases get thrown.

Carla did the pros and cons calculation -- one can only imagine what an ass he is when sober for her to want the alternative.

Requestor Wrote:
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> exffx Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Just saw the video of today's show.
> >
> > Damn. Carla looks so young next to Mike.
> >
> > Is this a different Carla? She looks so much
> > different than the photos I've seen posted on
> this
> > site.
> >
> > And Oscar looks completely bored. Nothing like
> the
> > Oscar you see on the Big O and Dukes show
> video.
>
>
> Are these videos only streamed live or do they
> reside somewhere where one could watch them after
> the fact? Thanks.

ustream

hard to keep up with LFF's public altercations. latest one at the golf store -- LFF got all chesty with a guy (entitled sweatered bastard) who cut in line -- LFF says he wanted to impress his son. i'm not kidding, non-listeners.

TMOS is the Best! Wrote:
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> hard to keep up with LFF's public altercations.
> latest one at the golf store -- LFF got all chesty
> with a guy (entitled sweatered bastard) who cut in
> line -- LFF says he wanted to impress his son. i'm
> not kidding, non-listeners.


Has there ever been a week of shows where LFF hasn't said he wanted to wrap some object (a golf club, his meaty hands, etc) around someone's neck in a psychotic, rage-filled voice? Father of the year. That worldview is going to be a real hit in preschool.

Requestor Wrote:
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> Are these videos only streamed live or do they
> reside somewhere where one could watch them after
> the fact? Thanks.

They're on youtube

Maybe Carla is at the end of her rope, and preferring Mike drunk is the start of a 'not give a shit anymore' stage. She'll be increasingly gone and ultimately for good.

What can you do with a guy who is an incredible dick drunk and sober?

Anyone friends with LPS on FB?

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Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> TMOS is the Best! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > hard to keep up with LFF's public altercations.
> > latest one at the golf store -- LFF got all
> chesty
> > with a guy (entitled sweatered bastard) who cut
> in
> > line -- LFF says he wanted to impress his son.
> i'm
> > not kidding, non-listeners.
>
>
> Has there ever been a week of shows where LFF
> hasn't said he wanted to wrap some object (a golf
> club, his meaty hands, etc) around someone's neck
> in a psychotic, rage-filled voice? Father of the
> year. That worldview is going to be a real hit in
> preschool.

You're making a BIG assumption...

(... that he makes it to his boy's pre-school years).

Sounds like Mike is equal parts ass drunk or sober. Carla probably gave in on the booze so he would stop bitching about imaginary illnesses.

Nailed it.

Can we do a list of all of LFF's health issues since the FL move? For posterity.

By the way, did he ever complain about senior citizens' constant Dr. visits once they become Medicare eligible? He's done that with ACA.

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FatFaceRiot Wrote:
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> Please don't leave us Mr. Thickness, what will we
> do>>>>>??????

He has to do what he has to do. Those meals aren't going to super size themselves.

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513....Semper Fat
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Seriously, now that Mike is drinking again his medical issues are going to accelerate.Sad really..and the inevitable stupid drunk behaviour. No focus, no goals...
Carla the enabler...
well I suppose we'll have good Monday drunk stories. ..

Dat baby boy got da funky ears!!!

Look at that proud grampa

LMAO. The boy did get the funky ear gene!!!

Lil Mikey's ears seeming to indicate Buzz is not his father!

captions:

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peekza Wrote:
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> 513....Semper Fat


Jesus, Junior has a mullet?

Captions:

"Mike gets a kick out of Jr using Carla's term of endearment for Mike: 'You lazy fat shithead. God, I fucking hate you!'"

"Mike reacts to Jr offering him a bite of his non-chocolate or peanut coated banana."

"Daddy! Your breath smells like monmy's kisses now!"

bubbyman Wrote:
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> I think they are trying to reenter Twitter. I
> noticed two hashtags today. They may need a little
> help getting them to trend.
> #TMOS
> #MagicAudioVault
>
> Didn't they learn anything last time?


#magigAudioVault ? Duly noted

I am boycotting Bonus this year,,,,

Intractable Insobriety Wrote:
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> GBW Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Intractable Insobriety Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Bruno_Hautenfaust Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Who is the Chocolate Chip Queen?
> > >
> > > Some fetching lass who looks a bit like
> Kappy,
> > > maybe 15 years ago? And those are caramel
> > chips,
> > > by the way. Look closely, and you'll see it's
> > our
> > > move....
> >
> >
> > "Fetching lass who looks a bit like Kappy"???
> > What the fuck are you talking about? Kappy
> looks
> > like Rocky Dennis from the movie Mask. I have
> > neither the time nor inclination to find a
> photo
> > of her for you, but somewhere on these 513
> pages
> > they exist. Search for the time they went to
> the
> > Peking Gourmet, I think she was in those
> photos.
>
> Sarcasm is hard. This woman is not fetching, nor
> is she Kappy. We all know what Kappy looks like,
> so thank God you were spared the time and
> inclination to re-post an actual photo. I thought
> the photo was amusing. You don't. Big deal. Not
> worth a "fuck."

I thought it was funny....and in an act of mercy, I won't post a REAL picture of Kappy

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peekza Wrote:
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> 513....Semper Fat


Photo when Carla told Mike he can drink again....

Mike: "Oh, whew, this time that smell is from Mikey's diaper and not my sweatpants!!"

Mike howls in pain as the bottom of his left creased earlobe breaks off in Mike Jr.'s hand.

Mike's reaction when Carla tells him her mom won't be home when they stay there Super Bowl weekend.

1. "Daddy, why does the banana Mommy gave us smell like fish?"

2. Mike recalls that time at work when Robb corrected Oscar's poor choice of words.

Mr Thickness Wrote:
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> Hey Babies; Having A Bad Week Betting The Ponies;
> Does Any One Have Any Hot Tips Tonight Or
> Tomorrow; Would Prefer 10-1 Or Better If Possible,
> Please Advise, Thank You.
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> Say La Vee....2015 Golden Gate Fields

You already passed your couple of posts per week you dirty liar.

I don't understand people saying 'Carla is looking good' for two reasons---

1. She let and even encouraged that monster to crawl on top of her, in the early days before he just gave up and lay on his back to be serviced.... you can't unsee that, can you.

2. The Caesarean scar. That makes her undoable in my book. Sorry.

Mike's reaction when he hears that Kappy has agreed to his plea that she pay Mikey's college tuition, books, room and board.