Catching up on Friday. Fat Fuck thinks Key west is the southernmost point in the United States.

Well he is kind of correct. Key west is the southernmost point contiguous United States. Hawaii has the southernmost point in the 50 states and Texas has the southernmost point without being an island.

Good thing the northernmost point only has two options.

517...Semper Fat
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bubbyman Wrote:
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> So maybe 2015 will be the end of our frustration.
> It will start to show during the time Oscar has to
> take off for classes. Imagine, a whole week
> without Daddy to crack the whip on Mike and Rob,
> how many shows will be missed?
>
> On a different note, apparently Chad Dukes has
> blocked me on Twitter, I reread by tweets and
> can't find anything he would have been offended
> by, any ideas?

And you haven't posted in the the BOaD thread in years, but he is that thin-skinned

This cannot be real. Sweet Baby Jesus, this cannot be real.


mikehunt69 Wrote:
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> jesus.... what a shitshow
> http://robbspewak.com/robbradio/kcjj/20140815/robb
> _radio_20140815_HOURONE

I’m a big fan of Patton Oswalt and I have no choice but to forgive him for his allegiance to LFF. But it’s understandable. PO graduated HS in ’87, which means his main listening years to D&M were the WAVA days. Stern wasn’t on WJFK until ‘89, so it’s not a surprise that a teenaged PO would think the WAVA Morning Zoo was funny radio, even groundbreaking. In DC there was The Greaseman or D&M (or Elliot & Woodside on Q107). Whether or not you think that Don was ripping off Stern or Steve Dahl, and whether or not you think he was good at it, it’s clear that Don was the only guy in town doing that kind of Stern/Dahl radio (while LFF was pretty much along for the ride). Teen boys ate it up.

This also means--and I am emphasize--that PO was listening to D&M in the PRE-LPS days. LPS first appeared as an intern in ’92. By then, PO was out of college and probably out of the area altogether. (I think he first went to SF to do stand-up after doing it in DC.) So when PO goes on with Opie now and is complimentary toward LFF, he’s doing it from a place of childhood nostalgia for the D&M Morning Zoo, not for TMOS. Can you imagine his horror when he did the Failcast and had to endure LPS shoehorning his audio vault into the program? Imagine if he ever heard Cake & Cookies, with LPS cramming a pun and double entendre into every sentence while guffawing-speaking a mile a minute between Katie’s hyena laugh. Imagine if he ever heard -- GOOD GOD, NO! -- Robb Radio on KCJJ!! When PO is on other podcasts and groans about having to do bad morning radio and dealing with their schtick, this is the precise crap he means.

So yes, Patton, I forgive you. I’m sure you’ll sleep better tonight knowing that I do.

I assumed PO made the connection to D&M via Leah Remini. I think they were on a TV show together.

Boomer Anderson Wrote:
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> I’m a big fan of Patton Oswalt and I have no
> choice but to forgive him for his allegiance to
> LFF. But it’s understandable. PO graduated HS in
> ’87, which means his main listening years to D&M
> were the WAVA days. Stern wasn’t on WJFK until
> ‘89, so it’s not a surprise that a teenaged PO
> would think the WAVA Morning Zoo was funny radio,
> even groundbreaking. In DC there was The Greaseman
> or D&M (or Elliot & Woodside on Q107). Whether or
> not you think that Don was ripping off Stern or
> Steve Dahl, and whether or not you think he was
> good at it, it’s clear that Don was the only guy
> in town doing that kind of Stern/Dahl radio (while
> LFF was pretty much along for the ride). Teen boys
> ate it up.
>
> This also means--and I am emphasize--that PO was
> listening to D&M in the PRE-LPS days. LPS first
> appeared as an intern in ’92. By then, PO was
> out of college and probably out of the area
> altogether. (I think he first went to SF to do
> stand-up after doing it in DC.) So when PO goes on
> with Opie now and is complimentary toward LFF,
> he’s doing it from a place of childhood
> nostalgia for the D&M Morning Zoo, not for TMOS.
> Can you imagine his horror when he did the
> Failcast and had to endure LPS shoehorning his
> audio vault into the program? Imagine if he ever
> heard Cake & Cookies, with LPS cramming a pun and
> double entendre into every sentence while
> guffawing-speaking a mile a minute between
> Katie’s hyena laugh. Imagine if he ever heard --
> GOOD GOD, NO! -- Robb Radio on KCJJ!! When PO is
> on other podcasts and groans about having to do
> bad morning radio and dealing with their schtick,
> this is the precise crap he means.
>
> So yes, Patton, I forgive you. I’m sure you’ll
> sleep better tonight knowing that I do.


I think the look on Patton's face when Mike gives the "Why do we have the best fans in the world? Because they get it" line says it all....Mike and Robb are EXACTLY the kind of "radio" people Patton talks about loathing...lazy, ocd sound effect driven horseshit

jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
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> I assumed PO made the connection to D&M via Leah
> Remini. I think they were on a TV show together.


No, Patton is from the area and was a listener

Leah was the actress D&M had an ISDN line installed at her house, right?

peekza Wrote:
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>
> I think the look on Patton's face when Mike gives
> the "Why do we have the best fans in the world?
> Because they get it" line says it all....Mike and
> Robb are EXACTLY the kind of "radio" people Patton
> talks about loathing...lazy, ocd sound effect
> driven horseshit

Listen to the latest Cake & Cookies…if you dare. Katie tries to describe going to Georgia with her husband to look at potential new homes. The obese one, rather than listening to her and having a somewhat intelligent adult conversation about the trip, is too busy forcing every popular song with “Georgia” in the title into a musical bed while Katie speaks. Because that's whacky DJ stuff, you see. And of course he has to cackle and derail her story as each song comes on. What a fucking man-boobed tool.

Patton was a massive fan 15-20 years -- and who can blame him, it was good then. Now Patton is a busy mover and shaker in Hollywood, he doesn't have time to listen to a stale radio show/podcast regularly, and he just doesn't know how hard they've fallen. If he praises LFF now it's out of nostalgia and not based on the quality of the current show.

It has been 0 days since LFF yelled at Spewakk for being lazy or doing something stupid

Everyone in Robb's life moves to a distant state eventually.

Shrekyy Spewak Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
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> -----
> >
> > I think the look on Patton's face when Mike
> gives
> > the "Why do we have the best fans in the world?
> > Because they get it" line says it all....Mike
> and
> > Robb are EXACTLY the kind of "radio" people
> Patton
> > talks about loathing...lazy, ocd sound effect
> > driven horseshit
>
> Listen to the latest Cake & Cookies…if you dare.
> Katie tries to describe going to Georgia with her
> husband to look at potential new homes. The obese
> one, rather than listening to her and having a
> somewhat intelligent adult conversation about the
> trip, is too busy forcing every popular song with
> “Georgia” in the title into a musical bed
> while Katie speaks. Because that's whacky DJ
> stuff, you see. And of course he has to cackle and
> derail her story as each song comes on. What a
> fucking man-boobed tool.

How do you do it Shrekyy? I just don't hate myself as much as I hate Robb

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> Robb had a hard time booking guests but no problem
> selling their autographed merchandise on eBay
> after an in-studio appearance....Any wonder he
> failed 4 times as a producer?

I don't think Rob (let's drop the extra B until he earns it) has ever had much luck getting guests on. I feel like he was acting as the producer during what I've heard called the 'summer of Dennis' in 98 or 99 when they were also bouncing back and forth to NYC, feuding with O&A, and generally in a weird place emotionally. I remember thinking he only got guests that actively tried to get on all the radio shows.

D&M burned a lot of bridges with guests over the years. This could be good radio at times, but I tend to wonder if it had after-effects. It's not the celebs themselves, I think, but their management, who have long memories.

Bethann was generally horrible on-air, but she seemed to try to get guests in. Rarely great ones, but I feel like being cool with 4-5 working stiff comedians pushing their tour might earn you a favor if their manageemnt also has a big name celeb or two that wants to promote something. Favors earn favors.

Chris Hardwick's Nerdist podcast is great because it's informal and a conversation. I feel like celebrities actually enjoy doing it, at least compared to the usual media junkets where they make a celeb call 10 radio stations an hour. D&M used to be much closer to this kind of material. I remember a favorite segment was getting a wrestler to 'break character' and just talk normally and it was much more entertaining.

Wasn't 'Mike Interviews People' one of their spinoff ideas that got discarded at some point a year or two back? It's not my thing, but even Mike's Golf Show, another idea that was dropped without discussion, could have potential if done right.

jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
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> Leah was the actress D&M had an ISDN line
> installed at her house, right?


you are correct sir.

peekza Wrote:
>
> How do you do it Shrekyy? I just don't hate myself
> as much as I hate Robb

Ha! It's like the proverbial car accident. You don't want to look but you can't look away. I'm a sucker for bad radio. That's why I miss Jack Diamond. The TMOS crew are the gift that keeps on giving. (I do admit that I don't have a real problem with Oscar, but I don't listen to any podcast he's on outside of TMOS. His only offense is that he's boring.)

These fat pompous assholes like to portray themselves as celebrities ("the Robb Mobb"? Really?) and/or experts on everything (LFF on politics). In the end, they make me feel better about my own healthy, apnea-free, normal blood pressure, non-boiled assed, primary household wage-earning, non-parental-borrowing, anger-management-free, non-suitcase-throwing self...capable of walking up a flight of stairs (even two!) without clutching my heart and breaking into a fat man's sweat.

Very well said, Shrekyy

I am not a fan of Katie or Robb. I do still like Mike and Oscar. Being in Richmond, it gets old to hear Robb bash VCU. It's not the same school from the 80's dumb ass.

Just my 2 cents!



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Not a P1 Wrote:
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> Wasn't 'Mike Interviews People' one of their
> spinoff ideas that got discarded at some point a
> year or two back? It's not my thing, but even
> Mike's Golf Show, another idea that was dropped
> without discussion, could have potential if done
> right.

He had one interview with a woman from The Food Network, or The Cooking Channel or whatever.

He kind of did an OK job, until he couldn't stop his horny DJ brain from openly lusting after her...then it just fell into the toilet. He started sounding like Kirk McEwen and it just all fell apart.

I don't think I have ever heard Mike give a really good interview...at least not one that he was responsible for. When it's good its because the guest carries it.

Though no interview will ever be as horrible as his one with Colin Hanks.

Three weeks without bonus shows and feeling good...

I need to go back and listen to this Colin Hanks interview. If it's as bad as I think it can be, it should make for some modicum of entertainment.

Shrekyy Spewak Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> >
> > How do you do it Shrekyy? I just don't hate
> myself
> > as much as I hate Robb
>
> Ha! It's like the proverbial car accident. You
> don't want to look but you can't look away. I'm a
> sucker for bad radio. That's why I miss Jack
> Diamond. The TMOS crew are the gift that keeps on
> giving. (I do admit that I don't have a real
> problem with Oscar, but I don't listen to any
> podcast he's on outside of TMOS. His only offense
> is that he's boring.)
>
> These fat pompous assholes like to portray
> themselves as celebrities ("the Robb Mobb"?
> Really?) and/or experts on everything (LFF on
> politics). In the end, they make me feel better
> about my own healthy, apnea-free, normal blood
> pressure, non-boiled assed, primary household
> wage-earning, non-parental-borrowing,
> anger-management-free, non-suitcase-throwing
> self...capable of walking up a flight of stairs
> (even two!) without clutching my heart and
> breaking into a fat man's sweat.

Yeah, but there's a difference with Diamond . . . the Jack Diamond show was like a bowl of really cheap vanilla ice cream, the kind with all the air pumped into it. Yeah, pretty awful, but you could choke it down.

But the Failcast? It's like a bowl of rotting hamburger. Yeah, once upon a time, you could have made something tasty from it, from those days are long past. Now, it's just rotting, smelly, animal flesh.

Mike is THE WORST interviewer of all time, in any medium.

He won't shut up; asking a question then not letting the person talk.

TMOSThreadLurker Wrote:
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> I need to go back and listen to this Colin Hanks
> interview. If it's as bad as I think it can be, it
> should make for some modicum of entertainment.

The interview itself was fine...actually slightly better than most...

But then...

3 seconds before Colin hangs up...Mike unleashes this beauty...

"Hey Colin, how happy are you that I never mentioned your father!!!???!!!"

And basically since then, every time Mike mentions how good of an interviewer he is he talks about how he never mentioned Tom Hanks when he was interviewing Colin.


WHEN HE DID!!!!! And - in fact - I would argue made the interview COMPLETELY ABOUT his father with that one question.

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Mike is THE WORST interviewer of all time, in any
> medium.
>
> He won't shut up; asking a question then not
> letting the person talk.

This. Mike is incapable of asking a straightforward question and letting the guest answer it. He keeps injecting his own opinions on the subject at hand or starts to answer his own question the way he feels the guest would answer, invariably stepping on his own dick.
Mike can't avoid run-on questions, period.

To those of you who say Mike has lost his ability to do decent impressions, today's opening bit is for you.

You'll have affirmation.

(I was distracted as he began his second impression, and when I returned I thought he was doing Bob Hope. I was wrong).

Has anyone listened to todays show? Was it as bad as yesterday's with Katie and no Oscar? I don't want to waste my time to find out.

Intractable Insobriety Wrote:
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> To those of you who say Mike has lost his ability
> to do decent impressions, today's opening bit is
> for you.
>
> You'll have affirmation.
>
> (I was distracted as he began his second
> impression, and when I returned I thought he was
> doing Bob Hope. I was wrong).

I was thinking Bob Hope too. What a cunning mimic.

Don't you want an ass boil update??

^ NOOOOOOO! Just the lowlights, if you will. Or as Spewak would say, the bottom line. Is it fatal?

Basically, LFF is still falling apart. Multiple infections: eye, ass, gut. He's still trying to "slim down" so they can do the bowel surgery. And he seems to have glossed over some doctor stuff for once, because he left one place and is now at a new doctor. I wonder if he was asked politely to find a new doctor. The LFF and LPS show is terrible. Fatt Rob was able to tell a story about his dysfunctional role within his family without Oscar being there to bust his balls. And LFF cracks up at the Tech 411 spot that sounds like the Serial podcast (same music, Oscar is calling on a bad phone connection) then admits again he has no idea what it is referring to.

Time for LFF to do his Major Bill impersonation...I'm not feelin' too perky...

517 Babies. Yeah Dare Boy.....





Say La Vee.....2015

Who Would Rather Do...Robb Or Mike; Please Advise, One Vote Per Person Babies.....


Say La Vee.....2015 / 517

From yesterday's show. Chubb is dressed to impress. And, as always, he gets the biggest kick out of himself.

Bad car accident, I tell you.
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I'd like to compare these photos of Spewak at work with corresponding ones of Cary at work -- not even the parking lot. I imagine there's a bit of a difference.

Shrekyy Spewak Wrote:
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> as always, he gets the biggest kick out of himself.

Well if he wasn't laughing then nobody would be.

Mike, I'm using your real name because I know you read this site, Spewak is the equivalent of a laugh track on a predictable Suzanne Somers 80s sitcom. I'll listen harder when you try harder.

It has been 0 days since LFF yelled at Spewakk for being lazy or doing something stupid

Looks like Rob(b) rolled up the sleeves on the Iowa shirt this time. Way to mix and match a wardrobe. Maybe Cary can find an old tarp in the garage and make Rob(b) a second shirt that fits.

Tuesdays Show Wrote:
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> Has anyone listened to todays show? Was it as
> bad as yesterday's with Katie and no Oscar? I
> don't want to waste my time to find out.


even worse...Fallout Boy and buttzits

Intractable Insobriety Wrote:
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> Don't you want an ass boil update??


aaaaaaaah the triplets

Robb has told us time and again what a genius his daughter is and now we find out she is sweating maintaining an 80 in math...WTF?

That's because Robb is a liar and everybody hates him. ..

0h The Humanity Wrote:
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> Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > Mike is THE WORST interviewer of all time, in
> any
> > medium.
> >
> > He won't shut up; asking a question then not
> > letting the person talk.
>
> This. Mike is incapable of asking a
> straightforward question and letting the guest
> answer it. He keeps injecting his own opinions on
> the subject at hand or starts to answer his own
> question the way he feels the guest would answer,
> invariably stepping on his own dick.
> Mike can't avoid run-on questions, period.


And half the shit he blathers makes no sense!
I think his mouth has an automatic transmission and he just puts it in drive.

jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
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> I assumed PO made the connection to D&M via Leah
> Remini. I think they were on a TV show together.


Ugh. You are the worst fucking poster here. The others here hate what the show has become but were fans so they know things about the show. You don't know anything about the show. Not the current show. Not the terrestrial O'Meara show, not the Don and Mike show. Why the fuck do you even post here?

jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
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> Leah was the actress D&M had an ISDN line
> installed at her house, right?


Here's a cookie.

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> Basically, LFF is still falling apart. Multiple
> infections: eye, ass, gut. He's still trying to
> "slim down" so they can do the bowel surgery. And
> he seems to have glossed over some doctor stuff
> for once, because he left one place and is now at
> a new doctor. I wonder if he was asked politely to
> find a new doctor. The LFF and LPS show is
> terrible. Fatt Rob was able to tell a story about
> his dysfunctional role within his family without
> Oscar being there to bust his balls. And LFF
> cracks up at the Tech 411 spot that sounds like
> the Serial podcast (same music, Oscar is calling
> on a bad phone connection) then admits again he
> has no idea what it is referring to.

That actually makes me happy. It's just possible that doctors have finally told the fat idiot O'Meara that if he doesn't do something about his fucking weight, he's going to die, and sooner rather than later. No, "Oh, I'm ten pounds down because I ate a cracker for dinner last night." No, "Oh, I haven't had a beer in three weeks." Uh-uh. Serious life changes, or death. Choose.

I've not had a doctor or medical practice fire me.

Iowa A New Shirt Wrote:
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> Looks like Rob(b) rolled up the sleeves on the
> Iowa shirt this time. Way to mix and match a
> wardrobe. Maybe Cary can find an old tarp in the
> garage and make Rob(b) a second shirt that fits.


He just wants to show off those veal-like forearms.
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Proposal season Wrote:
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> Ugh. You are the worst fucking poster here. The
> others here hate what the show has become but were
> fans so they know things about the show. You don't
> know anything about the show. Not the current
> show. Not the terrestrial O'Meara show, not the
> Don and Mike show. Why the fuck do you even post
> here?

Shut the fuck up, idiot!

You are, hand to god, literally the worst fucking poster here, you stupid shit cunt.

You add nothing of interest to this board and your even worse sin is you wait until somebody else remarks about that idiot Jhop's post before you attempt to call Jhop out. You don't even know enough about anything to attack first.

Also, you never post anything about the greatest podcast in the world, TMOS. We are certain you don't lift. But, do you even listen, you stupid fucking shitcock?

Iowa A New Shirt Wrote:
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> Looks like Rob(b) rolled up the sleeves on the
> Iowa shirt this time. Way to mix and match a
> wardrobe. Maybe Cary can find an old tarp in the
> garage and make Rob(b) a second shirt that fits.
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Lol. Nice observation.

Proposal season Wrote:
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> jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I assumed PO made the connection to D&M via
> Leah
> > Remini. I think they were on a TV show
> together.
>
>
> Ugh. You are the worst fucking poster here. The
> others here hate what the show has become but were
> fans so they know things about the show. You don't
> know anything about the show. Not the current
> show. Not the terrestrial O'Meara show, not the
> Don and Mike show. Why the fuck do you even post
> here?

Daily Listener. Wrote:
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> Lol. Nice observation.
>
> Proposal season Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I assumed PO made the connection to D&M via
> > Leah
> > > Remini. I think they were on a TV show
> > together.
> >
> >
> > Ugh. You are the worst fucking poster here. The
> > others here hate what the show has become but
> were
> > fans so they know things about the show. You
> don't
> > know anything about the show. Not the current
> > show. Not the terrestrial O'Meara show, not the
> > Don and Mike show. Why the fuck do you even
> post
> > here?

I still remember the old show. Don was a fucking man-on-fire, and Mike could still do voices.

If somebody made Mike listen to a tape from the old show, he would probably jump out a window of what he's made of himself.

Dwokkity Dwok Dwok Wrote:
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> Four Hour Club Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Basically, LFF is still falling apart. Multiple
> > infections: eye, ass, gut. He's still trying to
> > "slim down" so they can do the bowel surgery.
> And
> > he seems to have glossed over some doctor stuff
> > for once, because he left one place and is now
> at
> > a new doctor. I wonder if he was asked politely
> to
> > find a new doctor. The LFF and LPS show is
> > terrible. Fatt Rob was able to tell a story
> about
> > his dysfunctional role within his family
> without
> > Oscar being there to bust his balls. And LFF
> > cracks up at the Tech 411 spot that sounds like
> > the Serial podcast (same music, Oscar is
> calling
> > on a bad phone connection) then admits again he
> > has no idea what it is referring to.
>
> That actually makes me happy. It's just possible
> that doctors have finally told the fat idiot
> O'Meara that if he doesn't do something about his
> fucking weight, he's going to die, and sooner
> rather than later. No, "Oh, I'm ten pounds down
> because I ate a cracker for dinner last night."
> No, "Oh, I haven't had a beer in three weeks."
> Uh-uh. Serious life changes, or death. Choose.

I wonder which one Mike chooses...food or life

Hahaha...Robb wears those fat guy tee shirts, you know where the neck holevis all big and loose! You can almost smell the urine!

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Hahaha...Robb wears those fat guy tee shirts, you
> know where the neck holevis all big and loose! You
> can almost smell the urine!


his pumpkin head stretches the neck out the first time he puts it on

LFF doesn't like to get political today. Or bloviate about how tired he is of politics. Or say "State of the Onion" several times, because that is hilarious. Blobb doesn't like to make inane comments about how the NFL is to blame for the bifurcation of the country. And then some more ass kissing of "Navy Seals, Law Enforcement, and the rest of the military. I know Navy Seals, I've met Navy seals... "

Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Four Hour Club ()
Date: January 29, 2014 06:31PM

"State of the Onion" - LFF's verbal crutch of the day. It was hilarious the first time, even better after a dozen uses. I think he read Blob(b)'s book on Comedic Repetition. ALMOST as good as a week of "Lost Wages, Nevada!" during and after CES.



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On the bright side, LFF never has to use those great interview skills.

It's amazing to me LFF calls himself a "podcaster" yet is totally clueless about the most popular podcast out there. Guarantee you that outside of a few podcasts Oscar made Mike listen to in 2009 to convince him to do the show, Mike hasn't listened to one podcast since...including his own. "Best sounding podcast." How the fuck would he even know?

Any heard Donnie's pay per scam recently? I wish he would offer a free recap show. Just like Mike should be more on Twitter. Facebook is not where it's at. I do agree that the show has gotten lazy. But most of the good podcasts have gotten "radio" like. Switch it up a bit. Maybe a guest or new bit.

Just my 2 cents!

Sorry, but Serial is way overrated. I got through 2 episodes just to see what the hype was about. It seems that today's consumer jumps on the hype, kind of like the overrated iPhone or any other Apple product.

Dwokkity Dwok Dwok Wrote:
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> "Oh, I'm ten pounds down
> because I ate a cracker for dinner last night."


So he eats 10 pounds at dinner?

He must have early onset Alz. to say something like that.

This is about the extent of LPS's summer wardrobe. So dapper. And that finger must smell damn good.
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The best are screen caps of all three of the guys at the same time when Oscar and Mike have blank expressions while Rob is cackling like a moron.

One would think Rob(b) has listened to the garbage on his Audio Vault repeatedly by the time it's finally played. His laughter is either fake, or he has brain damage.

Shrekyy Spewak Wrote:
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> This is about the extent of LPS's summer wardrobe.
> So dapper. And that finger must smell damn good.


Target had a sale on XXXXXXL this summer

Audio Slave Wrote:
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> One would think Rob(b) has listened to the garbage
> on his Audio Vault repeatedly by the time it's
> finally played. His laughter is either fake, or he
> has brain damage.


It's the Damone principal...If he laughs hysterically, it will eventually be funny

exffx Wrote:
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> The best are screen caps of all three of the guys
> at the same time when Oscar and Mike have blank
> expressions while Rob is cackling like a moron.


agreed

Overrated, maybe. It got an extreme level of hype. It's still very good, especially the middle episodes. It's like True Detective in that way - the middle is a lot more intriguing that the end.

Dons BlackBerry Wrote:
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> Sorry, but Serial is way overrated. I got through
> 2 episodes just to see what the hype was about. It
> seems that today's consumer jumps on the hype,
> kind of like the overrated iPhone or any other
> Apple product.

Daily Listener. Wrote:
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> Overrated, maybe. It got an extreme level of hype.
> It's still very good, especially the middle
> episodes. It's like True Detective in that way -
> the middle is a lot more intriguing that the end.
>
> Dons BlackBerry Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Sorry, but Serial is way overrated. I got
> through
> > 2 episodes just to see what the hype was about.
> It
> > seems that today's consumer jumps on the hype,
> > kind of like the overrated iPhone or any other
> > Apple product.


As long as it's not about an old fat man complaining about his butzits... or an even fatter, neutered bald man telling us about the lack of respect he gets from his frigid wife and his dullard of a daughter

Daily Listener. Wrote:
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> Overrated, maybe. It got an extreme level of hype.
> It's still very good, especially the middle
> episodes. It's like True Detective in that way -
> the middle is a lot more intriguing that the end.

Agreed.

didnt know they made graphic tees in xxxl

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> Dwokkity Dwok Dwok Wrote:
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> > Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> > -----
> > > Basically, LFF is still falling apart.
> Multiple
> > > infections: eye, ass, gut. He's still trying
> to
> > > "slim down" so they can do the bowel surgery.
> > And
> > > he seems to have glossed over some doctor
> stuff
> > > for once, because he left one place and is
> now
> > at
> > > a new doctor. I wonder if he was asked
> politely
> > to
> > > find a new doctor. The LFF and LPS show is
> > > terrible. Fatt Rob was able to tell a story
> > about
> > > his dysfunctional role within his family
> > without
> > > Oscar being there to bust his balls. And LFF
> > > cracks up at the Tech 411 spot that sounds
> like
> > > the Serial podcast (same music, Oscar is
> > calling
> > > on a bad phone connection) then admits again
> he
> > > has no idea what it is referring to.
> >
> > That actually makes me happy. It's just
> possible
> > that doctors have finally told the fat idiot
> > O'Meara that if he doesn't do something about
> his
> > fucking weight, he's going to die, and sooner
> > rather than later. No, "Oh, I'm ten pounds
> down
> > because I ate a cracker for dinner last night."
>
> > No, "Oh, I haven't had a beer in three weeks."
> > Uh-uh. Serious life changes, or death.
> Choose.
>
> I wonder which one Mike chooses...food or life


He's thinking, he's thinking.

(hi, Jack Benny fans)

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> Robb has told us time and again what a genius his
> daughter is and now we find out she is sweating
> maintaining an 80 in math...WTF?

She is at least perceptive. She was afraid her dad would mess up the Fall Out Boy ticket purchase yesterday.

Cary let Julia stay home from school yesterday to make sure Spewak didn't screw up the online ticket purchase. Incredible.

Ticket sales opened at 3 pm.

Too bad Oscar wasn't there today to weigh in on this latest example of Spewak's family lack of respect for him.

And after all that, he did screw it up. Julia tasked him with getting the VIP package for Merriwether Post; Julia was to get them for VA Beach as backup in case dad failed. Guess what, road trip to VA Beach!

JO Atnight Wrote:
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what size do you think he wears?

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> peekza Wrote:
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> > Robb has told us time and again what a genius
> his
> > daughter is and now we find out she is sweating
> > maintaining an 80 in math...WTF?
>
> She is at least perceptive. She was afraid her dad
> would mess up the Fall Out Boy ticket purchase
> yesterday.

and she was RIGHT!

She is a worse parent than Robbbbb....hard to believe right? I wonder if it will end poorly for her

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> Too bad Oscar wasn't there today to weigh in on
> this latest example of Spewak's family lack of
> respect for him.
>
> And after all that, he did screw it up. Julia
> tasked him with getting the VIP package for
> Merriwether Post; Julia was to get them for VA
> Beach as backup in case dad failed. Guess what,
> road trip to VA Beach!


yeah, biggest missed opportunity of 2015....Oscar would have turned those segments into actual entertainment

Well the important thing is that Julia doesn't come off as an entitled little pig, so there's that huh?

And he dared to say that he and Cary were buying the most expensive tickets in part because she was screwed out of winning the video fan contest a few months ago. But he was the dumb shit who screwed it for her by relentlessly asking the klubbers to vote for her illegally. The guy can’t help but be an imbecile, can he?
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> > I need to go back and listen to this Colin
> Hanks
> > interview. If it's as bad as I think it can be,
> it
> > should make for some modicum of entertainment.
>
> The interview itself was fine...actually slightly
> better than most...
>
> But then...
>
> 3 seconds before Colin hangs up...Mike unleashes
> this beauty...
>
> "Hey Colin, how happy are you that I never
> mentioned your father!!!???!!!"
>
> And basically since then, every time Mike mentions
> how good of an interviewer he is he talks about
> how he never mentioned Tom Hanks when he was
> interviewing Colin.
>
>
> WHEN HE DID!!!!! And - in fact - I would argue
> made the interview COMPLETELY ABOUT his father
> with that one question.


HA! What a douche. It has got to be killing him that Tony Perkins is bringing it with guests (yeah, they're B/C/D-list, but it's something). I think this explains why.

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> Well the important thing is that Julia doesn't
> come off as an entitled little pig, so there's
> that huh?


It's one time in recent memory I found myself agreeing with Mike--too bad it wasn't an entertaining commentary. You're right, Oscar would have at least done that.

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> And he dared to say that he and Cary were buying
> the most expensive tickets in part because she was
> screwed out of winning the video fan contest a few
> months ago. But he was the dumb shit who screwed
> it for her by relentlessly asking the klubbers to
> vote for her illegally. The guy can’t help but
> be an imbecile, can he?


Thanks Mobb? He should have a broken bottle inserted into his rectum every time he uses that phrase

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> > Well the important thing is that Julia doesn't
> > come off as an entitled little pig, so there's
> > that huh?
>
>
> It's one time in recent memory I found myself
> agreeing with Mike--too bad it wasn't an
> entertaining commentary. You're right, Oscar would
> have at least done that.

How bad a parent do you have to be for Mike to call you out and be right about it? Cary will probably buy smokes for Julia if she doesn't get the lead in the next play...I can't believe Robb now accurately qualifies as the responsible parent...Congrats Cary, that's quite an accomplishment

So I usually skip the news because it's news we definitely don't need, but I did hear the list of high-calorie fast food items. Just a guess, but I think LFF and LPS have tried every item on it.

TMOSThreadLurker Wrote:
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> So I usually skip the news because it's news we
> definitely don't need, but I did hear the list of
> high-calorie fast food items. Just a guess, but I
> think LFF and LPS have tried every item on it.


Right after the discussion of LFF "breaking his diet" (as if it's only happened once) at some Olive Garden clone. High points: on the walls in the men's room, there were pictures of kids pissing. I shit you not. And large portions. I'm guessing he doubled or tripled his 1500 calorie diet that day.

I Think Robb Looks Best In Black....(Robb-A)


Say La Vee...2015

So Cary let Julia stay home to make sure Rob(b) didn't fuck up the ticket purchase, which he did.

Rob(b) is stupid, we know that.

Julia apparently sat there and watched Rob(b) purchase the wrong fucking tickets and did nothing, so you know what that means.

Cary lives with these idiots every day and assumed the two of them working together could somehow prevent the inevitable.

In summary, they are all fucking doomed.

Mr Thickness Wrote:
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> I Think Robb Looks Best In Black....(Robb-A)
>
>
> Say La Vee...2015


Lucky for him, Hefty lawn bags only come in black huh?

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> > Ugh. You are the worst fucking poster here. The
> > others here hate what the show has become but
> were
> > fans so they know things about the show. You
> don't
> > know anything about the show. Not the current
> > show. Not the terrestrial O'Meara show, not the
> > Don and Mike show. Why the fuck do you even
> post
> > here?
>
> Shut the fuck up, idiot!
>
> You are, hand to god, literally the worst fucking
> poster here, you stupid shit cunt.
>
> You add nothing of interest to this board and your
> even worse sin is you wait until somebody else
> remarks about that idiot Jhop's post before you
> attempt to call Jhop out. You don't even know
> enough about anything to attack first.
>
> Also, you never post anything about the greatest
> podcast in the world, TMOS. We are certain you
> don't lift. But, do you even listen, you stupid
> fucking shitcock?


I believe I was the first to comment on that particular JHops post. Please quote the post that came before mine. Until you do, you are an idiot and a liar. Not unlike your Dear Leader.

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> > Leah was the actress D&M had an ISDN line
> > installed at her house, right?
>
>
> you are correct sir.

Owned you stupid fuckdick

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> > I assumed PO made the connection to D&M via
> Leah
> > Remini. I think they were on a TV show
> together.
>
>
> No, Patton is from the area and was a listener

Looks like the fuckdick hasn't learned how to read yet

You are the worst poster here. You add nothing

Mike's impression the other day was spot on



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His "impress[ion]" of Joe Biden?

Shirley you jest.

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> You are the worst poster here. You add nothing

It's a toss-up.

The moment LPS told LFF that the concert tickets cost $220 each. LPS doesn't like when Daddy makes fun of him.
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What a delusional old broad.
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> What a delusional old broad.

Someone tell the Kapster that LPS isn't going with his daughter to the concert. Kind of deflates her syrupy post. He's just the douchebag sitting at the computer ordering the tickets and putting up the money (or part of it)...from where, who knows?

Won't the Fat Tub of Goo feel great in a year or two (or even six months) when his daughter is over her Fall Out Boy phase? Money well spent!

Shrekyy Spewak Wrote:
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> > What a delusional old broad.
>
> Someone tell the Kapster that LPS isn't going with
> his daughter to the concert. Kind of deflates her
> syrupy post. He's just the douchebag sitting at
> the computer ordering the tickets and putting up
> the money (or part of it)...from where, who knows?
>
>
> Won't the Fat Tub of Goo feel great in a year or
> two (or even six months) when his daughter is over
> her Fall Out Boy phase? Money well spent!

And someone also tell Sappy Kappy that this whole shitstorm started because these "most perfect and wonderful parents" actively encouraged their friends and FB followers to cheat and lie to help their daughter win a contest, which resulted in her being disqualified. Their guilt from all that had them sitting at a computer yesterday preparing to fork out almost $1,000 in total costs (when it's all said and done) to satiate their offspring. So you see, Kappy, this is really just a case of the Spewaks fucking up as parents.

"Uh, Sharon, it's Robbie. Great, great, you? Well, you know the money I borrowed from you for my iPad? I'm sure, right. When? Um, the bonus show subs are way down so the next payment will be a bit delayed. Well, the real reason for my call is I kinda need to borrow a little bit more for the Fall Out Boy concert for Jules in June. Yeah, it's a makeup for the whole contest fiasco. Yeah, she got screwed on that, right? For some reason I wasn't able to buy them in time but thank goodness Julia was able to snag the tickets. DC? No, Virginia Beach. Yes, there's one closer, at Merriwether Post, but I couldn't snag those. How much? 220. Two hundred twenty. No, each. They're the VIP packages so Julia and her bestie or Cary will be able to meet the band backstage -- photo -- 1st or 2nd row -- won't that be great for Jules? With gas and hotel and t-shirts, what say we round it up to an even 1K. Love you!"