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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Fan since 1067 ()
Date: January 04, 2015 10:27PM

What the hell is a boil, anyways? Never considered such a thing.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Man about Town ()
Date: January 04, 2015 10:28PM

Hopefully someone will mention that Paul McCartney and (Mike's favorite hippity-hop artist) Kanye West are collaborating on some new tracks. Spewak's head will explode trying to reconcile his feelings on that.

Also, anyone else getting e-mails from consolidation sites trying to dump tickets to Jerry's performance this Friday at the Lincoln? Seems he's not quite the draw they expected.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 04, 2015 11:42PM

Forensic linguist Wrote:
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> ElmoMcKraken Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fuck jhops in the ass Riot Wrote:
> >
> > > JESUS FUCK, YOU RETARD. IS THERE ANYTHING
> > ABOUT
> > > WHICH YOU DO NOT KNOW NOTHING?
> > >
> > > Alcohol is NOT FUCKING SUGAR YOU RETARD. It
> > > cannot be digested to provide energy, at best
> > it
> > > turns into fat, which can theoretically
> provide
> > > energy during aerobic exercise, fat fucking
> > chance
> > > of that.
> >
> > You stupid fuckdick. Is there anything you
> know
> > anything about?
> >
> > You are hand to god, literally the worse poster
> > here. Hand to fucking god.
> >
> > What you don't know must fill the entire
> fucking
> > universe you shitcock, dumb, fucking cunt.
>
> At least he knows the difference between "worst"
> and "worse". Next you'll be calling him a "looser"
> and his mom "should of" had an abortion. Moron..


That's some nice forensicatin' there Fella

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Larry K. ()
Date: January 05, 2015 12:06AM

So looking forward to the failcast making their encore appearance at CES this week. Remember how excited they were last January to return again this year? The interview they had with the big CES exec pretty much clinched their reappearance. And they've been talking about it non-stop.

Oh, wait.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 05, 2015 12:07AM

511..Semper Fat...
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Is his mouth EVER closed.jpg

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: thinkingaboutit.. ()
Date: January 05, 2015 12:23AM

..I wonder if Robb could shut his mouth to save his own life.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: January 05, 2015 12:34AM

Anytime mike is in the room, his mouth opens in a Pavlov manner, ready to suck off his master.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: bubbyman ()
Date: January 05, 2015 12:42AM

Mr Thickness Wrote:
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> Cowboys Win But They Did Not Cover; Oh Well I
> Still Have Carla's Sweet Little Ass In My Face,
> She Has An Amazing Pair Of Meat Drapes As Well,
> And She So Loves When I Tongue Punch Her Sweet
> Kitty And Balloon Knot, Sorry Mike E Pooh......
>
>
>
>
>
> Say La Vee....2015

And Thickness turns the corner for 2015.......

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Ingrown Harry ()
Date: January 05, 2015 01:41AM

Too fat to have a defined jawline? Grow a beard and trim it to make it look like you have one!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike D1 ()
Date: January 05, 2015 09:06AM

Holy crap, I went on vacation and came back to find that this place has gone FUCKING BANANAS. We really DO need Mike to put out more shitty shows just to keep the hatred focused correctly on him. Most disturbing is the-poster-who-shall-not-be-named having a conversation with himself. That's next level psycho right there.

Well here's to a new year and to the promise that Fat Rob will have a massive coronary. *crosses fingers*

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Just Say No ()
Date: January 05, 2015 10:28AM

Is Mr Thickness Pretending To Be Back From Pretending To Be In Hawaii?





Kay Sirah Sirah

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Thickness ()
Date: January 05, 2015 10:53AM

Thank Goodness, A Fresh Show Today......Couldn't Have Lasted Much Longer Without A TMOS Fix......Hopefully Cake And Cookies Will Have A New Show This Week As Well, Keep Your Fingers Crossed, Thanks Babies...




Say La Vee....2015

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike D1 ()
Date: January 05, 2015 11:03AM

Just Say No Wrote:
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> Is Mr Thickness Pretending To Be Back From
> Pretending To Be In Hawaii?
>
>
>
>
>
> Kay Sirah Sirah


I'm pretty sure that you are correct on that. I refuse to engage that asshat but again, I think you're right.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 05, 2015 11:32AM

Shocker...First show of 2015...late as usual

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: ElmoMcKraken ()
Date: January 05, 2015 11:34AM

peekza Wrote:
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> Shocker...First show of 2015...late as usual

Shocker...peekza posts like a shitdick.

Give the guys some time, you dumb ass, everything will be ok and the show will be funny.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 05, 2015 11:51AM

ElmoMcKraken Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Shocker...First show of 2015...late as usual
>
> Shocker...peekza posts like a shitdick.
>
> Give the guys some time, you dumb ass, everything
> will be ok and the show will be funny.


Good to see you made it safely back from Maui

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Smerensic cunnilinguist ()
Date: January 05, 2015 01:18PM

ElmoMcKraken Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Shocker...First show of 2015...late as usual
>
> Shocker...peekza posts like a shitdick.
>
> Give the guys some time, you dumb ass, everything
> will be ok and the show will be funny.

Isnt Peekza just the worse? I had the worse burger last night. It was the best of times, it was the worse of times.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 0h The Humanity ()
Date: January 05, 2015 01:23PM

So, on the Failcast today, Mike tells about having to go to the emergency room to get a boil on his ass lanced and what a dick he is as a patient. That, and he fell off the wagon. I believe it was Peekza who had that day in the FFXU pool for when LFF gives up on sobriety.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: George Jones ()
Date: January 05, 2015 01:24PM

ElmoMcKraken Wrote:


> Give the guys some time, you dumb ass, everything
> will be ok and the show will be funny.

Yeah Peek, I'd like to see you do a show with only 2 weeks prep time. Unreasonable much?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 05, 2015 01:29PM

George Jones Wrote:
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> ElmoMcKraken Wrote:
>
>
> > Give the guys some time, you dumb ass,
> everything
> > will be ok and the show will be funny.
>
> Yeah Peek, I'd like to see you do a show with only
> 2 weeks prep time. Unreasonable much?

I told your favorite story in chat while we were waiting for the Funny....They don't appreciate good comedy like you HJ

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: jhopkinsffxu ()
Date: January 05, 2015 01:35PM

I don't think Elmo and Thickness are the same person. Posting styles and topics are too different.

Got a time stamp for when the LFF starts drinking?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 05, 2015 01:39PM

jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
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> I don't think Elmo and Thickness are the same
> person. Posting styles and topics are too
> different.
>
> Got a time stamp for when the LFF starts drinking?


End of the third butt zitt segment

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 05, 2015 01:40PM

that's right....THREE SEGMENTS on Mike's buttzit....It's appointment listening

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Life Alert ()
Date: January 05, 2015 01:44PM

An ER trip. On show one of 2015. Incredible.


0h The Humanity Wrote:
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> So, on the Failcast today, Mike tells about having
> to go to the emergency room to get a boil on his
> ass lanced and what a dick he is as a patient.
> That, and he fell off the wagon. I believe it was
> Peekza who had that day in the FFXU pool for when
> LFF gives up on sobriety.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: exffx ()
Date: January 05, 2015 01:53PM

Drinking? Did Carla not come back from VA?

I bet Mike was pissed that he had to wait like everyone else in the ER.

Rob must be shitting in his pants. Mike is going to die soon and Rob has to future employment opportunities.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: New Yearssssss ()
Date: January 05, 2015 02:15PM

Was it New Years that did it? After all, think of the drinking temptation that comes on New Years Eve...sitting on your recliner...bitching to your wife about your festering boil ass...watching Carson Daly. How can you not be tempted to drink during such a celebratory occasion?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hey, apostrophe S face! ()
Date: January 05, 2015 02:28PM

I haven't had the pleasure of listening yet, but hasn't elmo convinced us all that the boil story is just a bit -- or greatly exaggerated to entertain us?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: jhopkinsffxu ()
Date: January 05, 2015 02:29PM

Around 49 minutes in, Oscar calls the LFF kung-fu panda

In other news, the LFF isn't going to suffer people that don't treat him like a king.

The LFF lost 30 lbs.

Drinking story starts around minute 55. The LFF had 5 glasses of red wine



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/05/2015 02:32PM by jhopkinsffxu.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: January 05, 2015 02:29PM

The opening bit goes on forever, isn't funny in the least and Mike's Trump impression is shit. Great start to the year boys!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Forsaken Ex-Listener ()
Date: January 05, 2015 02:37PM

jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
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> Around 49 minutes in, Oscar calls the LFF kung-fu
> panda
>
> In other news, the LFF isn't going to suffer
> people that don't treat him like a king.
>
> The LFF lost 30 lbs.
>
> Drinking story starts around minute 55. The LFF
> had 5 glasses of red wine

He lost 30 pounds? Man, that must have been a hell of a boil on his ass.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Nortel ()
Date: January 05, 2015 02:39PM

New year! New beginnings! Let's start the show....with...the....same...clip....about...the...parakeet prank call....we've...heard....over and over and over......

Jesus. There are literally thousands of thousands of hours of tv, movie, comedy clips out there. And that useless hump can't seem to find them.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Ermagerd Drted Rfrnce () ()
Date: January 05, 2015 02:42PM

I never got Albert Brooks.

I am probably a generation late for it, but he never seemed very funny to me. But whenever you hear people talk about the great comedians of the past 50 years, he is always in the discussion.

Never understood it myself. The parakeet bit is only funny if you are a radiophile since it makes fun of the "wacky zoo" DJ's.

But the "Mercedes Leather" bit is completely lost on me.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: hahahahahahaha ()
Date: January 05, 2015 02:44PM

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Life Alert ()
Date: January 05, 2015 02:46PM

Mike has been saying that he lost "26 pounds" for the last several months, I believe.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: January 05, 2015 02:50PM

Mike has yet another meltdown in a doctor's office. He is a complete an utter infant.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: January 05, 2015 03:01PM

Even the klubbers know that it is desperate times for TMOS.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: yup ()
Date: January 05, 2015 03:24PM

Serious question for only TMOS superfans, FB club members, etc.: what other podcasts do you listen to?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: MORE and MORE ()
Date: January 05, 2015 03:38PM

I'm a lurker, and TMOS fan.

I listen to ALL of the MORE podcasts.

I don't quite understand all the hate here because I find all of their offerings awesome.

And I want to support the boys.

Maybe if you try some of the others, you will appreciate them a little more.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 05, 2015 03:41PM

New Yearssssss Wrote:
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> Was it New Years that did it? After all, think of
> the drinking temptation that comes on New Years
> Eve...sitting on your recliner...bitching to your
> wife about your festering boil ass...watching
> Carson Daly. How can you not be tempted to drink
> during such a celebratory occasion?


He started again on the Day After Christmas....Didn't even make it a year

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 05, 2015 03:47PM

Forsaken Ex-Listener Wrote:
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> jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Around 49 minutes in, Oscar calls the LFF
> kung-fu
> > panda
> >
> > In other news, the LFF isn't going to suffer
> > people that don't treat him like a king.
> >
> > The LFF lost 30 lbs.
> >
> > Drinking story starts around minute 55. The
> LFF
> > had 5 glasses of red wine
>
> He lost 30 pounds? Man, that must have been a
> hell of a boil on his ass.


Well...It's not really 30, moments later Mike admitted he HAD gained 4 lbs back...So he's on the typical backslide now....He hasn't lost more than 30 pounds in years of "trying"...Normally, he plateaus around 26-28 pounds and then gains it all back plus 10 pounds....It's so regular(jealous Mike?) it should be added to the FAQ

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: January 05, 2015 03:51PM

The dam has been breached.

Be prepared for a bender, and then Mike will be saying that Carla is in Virginia, and not talk about when she is coming back.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: yup ()
Date: January 05, 2015 03:54PM

MORE and MORE Wrote:
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> I'm a lurker, and TMOS fan.
>
> I listen to ALL of the MORE podcasts.
>
> I don't quite understand all the hate here because
> I find all of their offerings awesome.
>
> And I want to support the boys.
>
> Maybe if you try some of the others, you will
> appreciate them a little more.

Thanks. I've listened to Rob and Joe, Tony Perkins, OMearacast, Cake and Cookies and It's Mickey. Rob and Joe have their moments but it can be a slog. Tony's show looks like the most promising, especially with the guests they're lining up. Cake and Cookies and It's Mickey are, well, dreadful. Too much Spewak in the former and not enough Mickey in the latter -- gave up looking for his shows after his months-long absence. At least C&C is able to post shows regularly. Certa and Mermelstein are unlistenable -- would not want to be stuck on a place next to either.

Any non-MORE podcasts you fit in?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 05, 2015 03:56PM

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> The dam has been breached.
>
> Be prepared for a bender, and then Mike will be
> saying that Carla is in Virginia, and not talk
> about when she is coming back.


Why would he mention actual entertaining show content?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Dr Spewak ()
Date: January 05, 2015 04:05PM

Robb's up next for boil or cyst: Risk factors --
Obesity
Inactive lifestyle
Occupation requiring prolonged sitting
Excess body hair
Stiff or coarse hair
Poor hygiene

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Dr Spewak ()
Date: January 05, 2015 04:08PM

Sorry, Carla, you're up for the last one:

To help prevent pilonidal cysts, try to:

Keep the area clean
Lose weight if needed
Avoid prolonged sitting
You might want to regularly shave the area or use hair removal products to reduce the risk of recurrence.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 05, 2015 04:09PM

yup Wrote:
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> MORE and MORE Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm a lurker, and TMOS fan.
> >
> > I listen to ALL of the MORE podcasts.
> >
> > I don't quite understand all the hate here
> because
> > I find all of their offerings awesome.
> >
> > And I want to support the boys.
> >
> > Maybe if you try some of the others, you will
> > appreciate them a little more.
>
> Thanks. I've listened to Rob and Joe, Tony
> Perkins, OMearacast, Cake and Cookies and It's
> Mickey. Rob and Joe have their moments but it can
> be a slog. Tony's show looks like the most
> promising, especially with the guests they're
> lining up. Cake and Cookies and It's Mickey are,
> well, dreadful. Too much Spewak in the former and
> not enough Mickey in the latter -- gave up looking
> for his shows after his months-long absence. At
> least C&C is able to post shows regularly. Certa
> and Mermelstein are unlistenable -- would not want
> to be stuck on a place next to either.
>
> Any non-MORE podcasts you fit in?


Rob and Joe does have it's moments, if you can get past Joe's lisp....C&C should be what they pipe into hostage situations after the negotiations have failed though....Way too much Robbbbb and I just can't take the baby talk either

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: January 05, 2015 04:11PM

My finger smells like funny Wrote:
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> Mike has yet another meltdown in a doctor's
> office. He is a complete an utter infant.

SECURITY OFFICER CALLED! MIKE APOLOGIZED TO NURSE! SHE CRIED! BUT SHE STILL ASKED NOT TO LEFT ALONE WITH HIM!

of course Spewak chirps up and says it was a classy move for Mike to apologize....

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: January 05, 2015 04:15PM

Carla's mom suffered "stomach flu" after her night of Christmas wine drinking. Riiiiight. Thank God Carla and baby didn't get it, don't you know.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hey, apostrophe S face! ()
Date: January 05, 2015 04:19PM

The ER meltdown, mother-in-law's "flu," Mike's boozing (and previous sobriety) were all just bits. Very little basis in fact.

Elmo sez. He knows.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: January 05, 2015 04:22PM

jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
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> The LFF had 5 glasses of red wine

Mike doesn't consider wine to be alcohol.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: January 05, 2015 04:24PM

Missed the Italian "he's a good-a boy?" You're in luck.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Just a Little Fun ()
Date: January 05, 2015 04:25PM

0h The Humanity Wrote:
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> Mike tells about having
> to go to the emergency room to get a boil on his
> ass lanced



....and we'll miss Robb

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Spewak sux ()
Date: January 05, 2015 04:40PM

Spewak said Little Jimmy Dickens, Donna Douglas and Rich Eisen made up this weekend's celebrity death trifecta.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Wait? Not! ()
Date: January 05, 2015 04:46PM

Evidently, that opening segment ("Rhythms by Dr. Trump") was fucking hilarious, because everyone was giggling like chimps.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Wait? Not! ()
Date: January 05, 2015 04:47PM

Spewak sux Wrote:
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> Spewak said Little Jimmy Dickens, Donna Douglas
> and Rich Eisen made up this weekend's
> celebrity death trifecta.

Headdd can't help it, with his lack of knowledge of sports games and whatnot

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: January 05, 2015 05:00PM

Seriously, with Mike making nurses cry, how can Carla stick with him? Just asshole behavior, great husband...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Shitdick Solidarity Riot ()
Date: January 05, 2015 05:01PM

ElmoMcKraken Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Shocker...First show of 2015...late as usual
>
> Shocker...peekza posts like a shitdick.
>
> Give the guys some time, you dumb ass, everything
> will be ok and the show will be funny.

I've said it before, but apparently you're a retard...if you step to peekza you step to me.

More time, really? For a show that apparently gets 'worst' the more time you give it? And in terms of air-staff it's the Ten Little Indians of podcasts. I predict one of the interchangeable lads will go next since Fat Drunk Baby won't fire The Entertainer and can't fire El Spic.

And today's failcast is crapping out during the opening 'Trump' impression. I'll just give it more time, shall I?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Thickness ()
Date: January 05, 2015 05:30PM

Happy Page 511 Babies; Good Work Peeps......So Glad Mike Took My Advice Regarding Putting Some Beer And/Or Wine Into His Gut......It Will Help Him Stay Out Of The Doctors Office........




Say La Vee....What Not 2015....Hope To Have Some Maui Photos Before Weeks End.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Thickness ()
Date: January 05, 2015 05:34PM

Here's The Real Question; What Ever Happened To Slow Joe, Last Seen In Mikes Manassas Kitchen Kissing Up To Carla During The Breakfast Special, Who Could Forget Those Tight Jeans And Cap On Carla O ?




Say La Vee.....Yeah Dare Boy.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Iron Log ()
Date: January 05, 2015 06:16PM

One episode in, and I'm already tired of Mike's show topics. One damn episode. It's becoming an even more stale and boring parody of itself at this point.

I don't know what it is about this being the start of a new year with the same old no-effort program, but I'm tired. It's been too long of a run this time. They gotta pull something together here. I'm getting close to a breaking point. Might have to quit listening.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: yup ()
Date: January 05, 2015 06:35PM

With ya, IL. I've been hanging in there out of habit. I even finish bad books, so I have that problem.

It'll make the klub happy for TMOS to lose downloads...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Fan since 1067 ()
Date: January 05, 2015 06:35PM

Another day, another dud. It's trying.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: yup ()
Date: January 05, 2015 06:36PM

Yes, that includes Open Mike.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Life Alert ()
Date: January 05, 2015 06:46PM

Mike melted down over 25 minutes waiting in the examination room. Just an observation.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: January 05, 2015 06:59PM

25 mins goes by like nothing with Candy Crush or some other knock off...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 05, 2015 07:00PM

Intractable Insobriety Wrote:
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> Carla's mom suffered "stomach flu" after her night
> of Christmas wine drinking. Riiiiight. Thank God
> Carla and baby didn't get it, don't you know.


That is some fancy sleuthin' you got going on there Pardner...I think you might have cracked the code...Sounds like Mike caught a taste errr touch of it as well

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 05, 2015 07:01PM

Intractable Insobriety Wrote:
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> jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The LFF had 5 glasses of red wine
>
> Mike doesn't consider wine to be alcohol.


yesssirrrrrrrrr

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 05, 2015 07:04PM

Life Alert Wrote:
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> Mike melted down over 25 minutes waiting in the
> examination room. Just an observation.


I would say that's an accurate representation of the facts...All over a buttzitt....You can't make that up...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: January 05, 2015 07:05PM

I don't get it...with Carla's mom and flu..do I have to listen? Or can ye elab-o-rate...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 05, 2015 07:08PM

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> I don't get it...with Carla's mom and flu..do I
> have to listen? Or can ye elab-o-rate...


She had the wine flu and Mike "caught a slight case" of it the night after he started drinking err she left

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 05, 2015 07:14PM

You know, I had kicked around the idea of giving TMOS up in 2015, but I could tell by the end of the first show that this might be my most vitrolic year yet..It might even be time for me to focus my full attention on TMOS...THREE segments on a buttzit? FUUUUUUUCK ME

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: January 05, 2015 07:17PM

Hate listening is a demanding mistress. Not an easy habit to break.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Shrekky Spewak ()
Date: January 05, 2015 07:56PM

Apparently, that horrible nurse took a photo of an unsuspecting LFF in the exam room. That is quite a boil, I must say.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: January 05, 2015 08:18PM

Dear lord that's tremendous.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: January 05, 2015 08:30PM

Life Alert Wrote:
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> Mike melted down over 25 minutes waiting in the
> examination room. Just an observation.

5 minutes more and exam room chairs were getting tossed.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Whino ()
Date: January 05, 2015 08:37PM

5 glasses of wine = 1 bottle

Why didn't Mike just admit he drank a bottle of wine?

5 Mike glasses of wine = 2 bottles = stomach flu

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Boston Market Roasted ()
Date: January 05, 2015 08:44PM

Shekky Spewak wins the internet today.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 05, 2015 08:45PM

Intractable Insobriety Wrote:
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> Life Alert Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mike melted down over 25 minutes waiting in the
> > examination room. Just an observation.
>
> 5 minutes more and exam room chairs were getting
> tossed.


Thank God there wasn't a suitcase available

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 05, 2015 08:46PM

Whino Wrote:
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> 5 glasses of wine = 1 bottle
>
> Why didn't Mike just admit he drank a bottle of
> wine?
>
> 5 Mike glasses of wine = 2 bottles = stomach flu


That is some crackerjack arithmeticing

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 05, 2015 11:32PM

Shrekky Spewak Wrote:
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> Apparently, that horrible nurse took a photo of an
> unsuspecting LFF in the exam room. That is quite a
> boil, I must say.


Oh God....that is outstanding Shekky....You can almost hear him saying "I'm not an Animal...I'm A MAN!!!"

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 06, 2015 01:38AM

My finger smells like funny Wrote:
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> Hate listening is a demanding mistress. Not an
> easy habit to break.


There's just so little actual content now, it's almost not worth the effort...almost

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: January 06, 2015 03:53AM

I am probably not dialing in this year on my own unless I see something posted here that seems particularly cringe worthy...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Weight Not Tater Tot ()
Date: January 06, 2015 05:25AM

I miss the postings of Cary & Carla.

Ladies, please regale us again with stories of living with your respective "better halves."

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: January 06, 2015 07:48AM

Re. Mike's health issues post-move. Clearly, Florida's immune system is attacking the pathogenic O'Meara and trying to kill him.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Everglades ()
Date: January 06, 2015 08:35AM

Mike appears to be suffering from a case of swamp ass, due, I suspect, to Carla not being around enough these days to assist Mike with his post bathroom hygiene regimen.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Thickness ()
Date: January 06, 2015 10:06AM

Shrekky Spewak Wrote:
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> Apparently, that horrible nurse took a photo of an
> unsuspecting LFF in the exam room. That is quite a
> boil, I must say.


Robb Makes A Beautiful Boil........Good One




Say La Vee......

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Four Hour Club ()
Date: January 06, 2015 10:14AM

Weight Not Tater Tot Wrote:
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> I miss the postings of Cary & Carla.
>
> Ladies, please regale us again with stories of
> living with your respective "better halves."


Can you imagine having to closely inspect LFF's buttzit? I wonder if Carla took a few shots first.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 06, 2015 11:21AM

Everglades Wrote:
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> Mike appears to be suffering from a case of swamp
> ass, due, I suspect, to Carla not being around
> enough these days to assist Mike with his post
> bathroom hygiene regimen.


clearly it is time for Mike to start wiping himself with a rag tied to a stick...The Bottom Buddy...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: jhopkinsffxu ()
Date: January 06, 2015 11:21AM

The LFF said something about 5 glasses of wine being nothing to him after so many years...And then something about not taking the antibiotics anymore.

Daily drunks may develop a suppressed immune system.

LFF's c-diff is likely due to being on antibiotics for a while. His drinking could have dropped his immune system enough that he got a nasty infection and had to be on antibiotics long enough and heavy enough to develop c-diff.

I'd love for the LFF's problems to be mostly drinking related.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: George Jones ()
Date: January 06, 2015 11:33AM

peekza Wrote:

>
> I told your favorite story in chat while we were
> waiting for the Funny....They don't appreciate
> good comedy like you HJ


Warms my heart Peek. Now if you recorded that and put it on TMOS I would pay for that bonus show!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 06, 2015 11:36AM

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> Weight Not Tater Tot Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I miss the postings of Cary & Carla.
> >
> > Ladies, please regale us again with stories of
> > living with your respective "better halves."
>
>
> Can you imagine having to closely inspect LFF's
> buttzit? I wonder if Carla took a few shots first.

I'm impressed that she drew the line at looking...If she had squeezed it with a pair of pliers they could have skipped a trip to the ER

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Vomit button ()
Date: January 06, 2015 11:50AM

*hurl*

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: RK ()
Date: January 06, 2015 12:04PM

Fan since 1067 Wrote:
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> Another day, another dud. It's trying.


That's the only way "trying" can be used in reference to the show.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: George Jones ()
Date: January 06, 2015 12:31PM

Just listening to yesterday and Mike exclaims, "I'm an Irish softie". This as a partial explanation for making a nurse cry in the ER. Got me to thinking, how many generations can blame their bad behavior on the old country. Being Irish makes Mike sad, inappropriately tearful, angry, a heavy drinker and an angry drunk. Damn genetics!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Ermagerd Drted Rfrnce () ()
Date: January 06, 2015 12:46PM

Was anybody else underwhelmed at the "ER tirade"?

His entire tirade, after saying that he got "White Hot" was...

"I want an answer to my Goddamned Question!"

That's it? One sentence? One sentence demonstrated him at the end of his rope?
That was barely anything.

Not saying that I want some sort of massive "I'm a whiny baby who can't deal with the real world." bitchfest, but come on...he said one sentence loudly and somehow that was the Volcano (pardon the bun...er...pun) that was him finally losing it?


Not even some sort of argument? He yelled once, then in came the security guard? I don't think he is lying, because he doesn't mind making himself look bad if he thinks it's a good story.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 06, 2015 12:52PM

Ermagerd Drted Rfrnce () Wrote:
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> Was anybody else underwhelmed at the "ER tirade"?
>
> His entire tirade, after saying that he got "White
> Hot" was...
>
> "I want an answer to my Goddamned Question!"
>
> That's it? One sentence? One sentence
> demonstrated him at the end of his rope?
> That was barely anything.
>
> Not saying that I want some sort of massive "I'm a
> whiny baby who can't deal with the real world."
> bitchfest, but come on...he said one sentence
> loudly and somehow that was the Volcano (pardon
> the bun...er...pun) that was him finally losing
> it?
>
>
> Not even some sort of argument? He yelled once,
> then in came the security guard? I don't think he
> is lying, because he doesn't mind making himself
> look bad if he thinks it's a good story.


I'm sure he said more than that, but for his hilarious comedy bit, he just retold the one sentence

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: January 06, 2015 01:04PM

Edited for comedic purposes.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: January 06, 2015 01:17PM

Who of us hasn't had security called during a Dr. visit?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Just a Little Fun ()
Date: January 06, 2015 01:38PM

Who of us hasn't gone to the ER to have a butt zit removed?

All of us.

I mean geez..


Skype pre-show meeting, TMOS:

Well, got anything today Robb?

"Nope"

Oscar?

"Nope"

Then I guess it's the butt zit. Gotta fill 3 segments.

Robb & Oscar: "Whatever"

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: January 06, 2015 01:43PM

Excellent. I think the last line should be changed, though.


Oscar: "Whatever"
Robb: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This will be the funniest story ever!



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 01/06/2015 01:44PM by Blobb Spewsack.

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