Wow Mike. .. the Charly was aweful...2 pitches low

enzo Wrote:
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> I don't know, what do you make of Faulkner's
> capitalization? Or TS Eliot? Or Ezra Pound? or
> James Joyce? Man, you'll find LOTS of fucking
> weird writing in there. Ever heard of those guys?
> Those guys all get a C- in English class. haha

Did they all claim to have "degrees in transformational linguistics" as well? Or are you changing your argument to "I'm a novelist"? With all your courtroom experience you should know that misdirection in an answer is not acceptable either.



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I find it ridiculous when people participate in this kind of forum, yet claim some kind of moral high ground when talking about kids.

I think everyone and anyone should be spoken of here, and for you to claim that "it's not right" crashes right into your very presence here.

p.s. Mike daughters love that bbc.

p.p.s. It's just non-threatening words about public people on a forum. Get over yourself.

reality chick Wrote:
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> Wow Mike. .. the Charly was aweful...2 pitches low


Yes, he not only has lost the ability to do his standard impressions, he can now no longer do the original voices he created.

Once a great mimic who now doesn't care.

Example -- his recent Trump. Trump is an easy impression; almost everyone can do a halfway decent one; Mike's used to be spot on; now it's c-r-a-p.

Even up to the TMOS terrestrial show I remember Mike mentioning how much time he took to practice and work up his new voices, and tune-up old ones.

It's a shame he no longer feels this necessary because there was a time when I did feel he was quite good.



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Intractable Insobriety Wrote:
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> Example -- his recent Trump. Trump is an easy
> impression; almost everyone can do a halfway
> decent one; Mike's used to be spot on; now it's
> c-r-a-p.

I kind of agree...
He is slowly turning into Rich Little...somebody that people SAY is good at impressions.

Mike D Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> >
> >
> > Where are the guys who thought he was "trolling
> on
> > another level"? Are you still entertained? It's
> > pretty obvious that he c&p ed his Champ
> monologues
> > from another poster on another forum, because
> left
> > to his own wits, he is failing to fight his way
> > out of wet paper.
>
> I am TOTALLY entertained. The work he's putting
> in, fighting against 20 by himself, the sheer will
> to just keep at it no matter how ridiculous and
> out of control it gets. You've got to admit, this
> kind of trolling takes some serious effort to
> maintain. It's not like he blew in here, told a
> couple of people to fuck off, claimed he's a
> cop/lawyer/important guy and then went away. He's
> sticking to his guns in spite of everything
> crumbling around him. That show commitment baby!
>
> I mean, we can go back to a narrow focus of
> regurgitating the same things about how LFF is
> declining, or that Rob is a waste of skin and an
> oxygen thief and needs to die, but we've done that
> to death. This enzo guy has given folks here a new
> focus and kept the place jumping.


Whatever you say Lorenzo

406...Semper Fat...
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That poor girl.

Ermagerd Drted Rfrnce Wrote:
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> Intractable Insobriety Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Example -- his recent Trump. Trump is an easy
> > impression; almost everyone can do a halfway
> > decent one; Mike's used to be spot on; now it's
> > c-r-a-p.
>
> I kind of agree...
> He is slowly turning into Rich Little...somebody
> that people SAY is good at impressions.

Mike was never as good as Rich Little...even on his best day...

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> That poor girl.


That poor couch....It's holding up a small car...CAAAAAAAR...

^^ Robb's let himself go, and Mike never had a grip to begin with.

If you do a rough eyeball comparison, one LFF is equal to two girls. In other words, that's a couch for 3 being used for 5.

I agree with peekza, poor couch.

I'm jack Cassidy!!!!!

radio Gold Wrote:
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> I'm jack Cassidy!!!!!


Careful....You don't want to get a C&D letter

Curious Bob Hope Wrote:
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> If you do a rough eyeball comparison, one LFF is
> equal to two girls. In other words, that's a couch
> for 3 being used for 5.
>
> I agree with peekza, poor couch.


What do you think it smells like on that couch? Hot shart action?

peekza Wrote:
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> Curious Bob Hope Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > If you do a rough eyeball comparison, one LFF
> is
> > equal to two girls. In other words, that's a
> couch
> > for 3 being used for 5.
> >
> > I agree with peekza, poor couch.
>
>
> What do you think it smells like on that couch?
> Hot shart action?

You couldn't pay me enough money to find out.

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> That poor girl.

Picture's worth a thousand posts. Her facial expression, clenched hands ... classic hostage photo.

peekza Wrote:
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> radio Gold Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm jack Cassidy!!!!!
>
>
> Careful....You don't want to get a C&D letter

But then he could respond with an S a D letter.

Intractable Insobriety Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > radio Gold Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I'm jack Cassidy!!!!!
> >
> >
> > Careful....You don't want to get a C&D letter
>
> But then he could respond with an S a D letter.


I don't know...you don't want to fuck with imaginary lawyers...

Pork Chop Suitcase Wrote:
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> LOLscar Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Crazy theory.. Elmo and Insider are the same
> > person. Insider posted some stupid bullshit
> about
> > libel and lawyers and that allowed Elmo to go
> into
> > his diatribe about linguistics and FBI
> profiling.
> > The show conversation has been a little
> stagnant
> > recently, Elmo really made things interesting
> > again. It'll get old really soon, but for now,
> I'm
> > enjoying the fail.
>
> Now it is you who have blown my mind. I was just
> thinking this. No one was responding to enzo's
> latest round of of...whatever-that-was...and
> suddenly, Insider showed up to stir imaginary shit
> (by the way, where was enzo during that time?).
> Good call.
>
> Actually, I'm pretty sure of one of his other
> identities, but won' t talk about it now, except
> to say that he's a somewhat better troll when he's
> not "himself".

I like the conversation he had with himself about watches...especially how it started..."Hey, which one of you likes watches?"

Somebody help me. Although I am as cheaply put together as my owner's words, I long for freedom. I have become laden with grease and dandruff, too weighed down to save myself. I am not sure of my current location other than I am in a damp basement surrounded by small trophys that say things like "in recognition of your participation" and a white ribbon with a medal that says "nice try!" with a cartoon thumbs up. I am writing this on enzo's only friend, a computer named "Coleco." Coleco no longer craves freedom, just death.

he calls me his champ-eau. Please save me!

enzo's hat Wrote:
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> Somebody help me. Although I am as cheaply put
> together as my owner's words, I long for freedom.
> I have become laden with grease and dandruff, too
> weighed down to save myself. I am not sure of my
> current location other than I am in a damp
> basement surrounded by small trophys that say
> things like "in recognition of your participation"
> and a white ribbon with a medal that says "nice
> try!" with a cartoon thumbs up. I am writing this
> on enzo's only friend, a computer named "Coleco."
> Coleco no longer craves freedom, just death.
>
> he calls me his champ-eau. Please save me!


dead

peekza Wrote:
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> Intractable Insobriety Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > peekza Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > radio Gold Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I'm jack Cassidy!!!!!
> > >
> > >
> > > Careful....You don't want to get a C&D letter
> >
> > But then he could respond with an S a D letter.
>
>
> I don't know...you don't want to fuck with
> imaginary lawyers...

Just like AARP Champ Endo fucking all those imaginary women over the past 30 years.

peekza Wrote:
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> 406...Semper Fat...

The girl in the couch photo is clearly smelling something dreadful. Like Rob(b) groinal cheese, or LFF belly-fold bacteria.

Mike probably shit himself...again...

I used to listen to this show almost every day until about January of 2013 then it just fell out of my podcast rotation. I decided to listen again last week. Big mistake. This show has turned into a bloated corpse of suckage. Robb is a diseased hyena of awful. Mike mails it in, from Florida?! Buzz is gone (not that I noticed at first) and Oscar doesn't give a shit because he knows this show has turned to shit.

I wondered what happened to what I thought was a decent but declining audio product and the google brought me here. This board is far more entertaining than the shit show.

Welcome aboard fatty fatty fat fat

More work for Mike's attorney: he needs to shut down this product! LFF has been making his own for years. Copyright! Trademark! Different scent for Mike's, but still...
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Just listened to Wednesday's riveting political discussion of world events. To summarize a truly "heavy" segment, once people get their heads around Mike's theory that much of this turmoil is due to religious zealotry, the problems pretty much fix themselves. Way to noodle it through!

I can't wait until they invite Chris Matthews and Charles Krauthammer to join Mike in their DC studio, so the three of them can nail down the details on achieving world peace. They could fill any remaining time discussing ways of removing dog fecal stains from carpets.

The following week, Robb and Mike could team up and school George Will on grammar. I hear he's also a political junkie.

I don't care what your level of education is, what you do for a living or what kind of watch you wear. If you get yourself accidentally outed on some anonymous forum, you are pretty fucking stupid.

What, Me Worry?
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peekza Wrote:
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> Mike D Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > peekza Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> >
> > >
> > >
> > > Where are the guys who thought he was
> "trolling
> > on
> > > another level"? Are you still entertained?
> It's
> > > pretty obvious that he c&p ed his Champ
> > monologues
> > > from another poster on another forum, because
> > left
> > > to his own wits, he is failing to fight his
> way
> > > out of wet paper.
> >
> > I am TOTALLY entertained. The work he's putting
> > in, fighting against 20 by himself, the sheer
> will
> > to just keep at it no matter how ridiculous and
> > out of control it gets. You've got to admit,
> this
> > kind of trolling takes some serious effort to
> > maintain. It's not like he blew in here, told a
> > couple of people to fuck off, claimed he's a
> > cop/lawyer/important guy and then went away.
> He's
> > sticking to his guns in spite of everything
> > crumbling around him. That show commitment
> baby!
> >
> > I mean, we can go back to a narrow focus of
> > regurgitating the same things about how LFF is
> > declining, or that Rob is a waste of skin and
> an
> > oxygen thief and needs to die, but we've done
> that
> > to death. This enzo guy has given folks here a
> new
> > focus and kept the place jumping.
>
>
> Whatever you say Lorenzo

Thank God someone finally said it.

peekza Wrote:
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> Mike D Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > peekza Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> >
> > >
> > >
> > > Where are the guys who thought he was
> "trolling
> > on
> > > another level"? Are you still entertained?
> It's
> > > pretty obvious that he c&p ed his Champ
> > monologues
> > > from another poster on another forum, because
> > left
> > > to his own wits, he is failing to fight his
> way
> > > out of wet paper.
> >
> > I am TOTALLY entertained. The work he's putting
> > in, fighting against 20 by himself, the sheer
> will
> > to just keep at it no matter how ridiculous and
> > out of control it gets. You've got to admit,
> this
> > kind of trolling takes some serious effort to
> > maintain. It's not like he blew in here, told a
> > couple of people to fuck off, claimed he's a
> > cop/lawyer/important guy and then went away.
> He's
> > sticking to his guns in spite of everything
> > crumbling around him. That show commitment
> baby!
> >
> > I mean, we can go back to a narrow focus of
> > regurgitating the same things about how LFF is
> > declining, or that Rob is a waste of skin and
> an
> > oxygen thief and needs to die, but we've done
> that
> > to death. This enzo guy has given folks here a
> new
> > focus and kept the place jumping.
>
>
> Whatever you say Lorenzo


Sure thing Oscar.

I will totally cop to having another account:

I was LFF when we posted on Twitter for the #TMOS1000 campaign.

And I posted using my real name as M. Dawson when I reviewed Open Mike on Amazon.

So there ya go, sleuth away. You know my real name and you can zero right in on me and who I am.

Mike D Wrote:
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> I will totally cop to having another account:
>
> I was LFF when we posted on Twitter for the
> #TMOS1000 campaign.
>
> And I posted using my real name as M. Dawson when
> I reviewed Open Mike on Amazon.
>
> So there ya go, sleuth away. You know my real name
> and you can zero right in on me and who I am.


I inferred the poster was talking about our mutual friend Enzo, not you.

Intractable Insobriety Wrote:
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> Mike D Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I will totally cop to having another account:
> >
> > I was LFF when we posted on Twitter for the
> > #TMOS1000 campaign.
> >
> > And I posted using my real name as M. Dawson
> when
> > I reviewed Open Mike on Amazon.
> >
> > So there ya go, sleuth away. You know my real
> name
> > and you can zero right in on me and who I am.
>
>
> I inferred the poster was talking about our mutual
> friend Enzo, not you.

No, peekza was straight up saying that I am enzo. Which I'm not. I originally called him out as a poster named 'lorenzo' on another forum called GolfReview.com because he posted/sounded so much like him. Lorenzo would always talk about how fit he was and the quality of women he'd bang etc, same kinda shtick but a little more subdued that the 'enzo' on here. I'm still convinced that they're the same dude. That and enzo here talked about playing a round of golf which obviously lorenzo did on the golf forum as well.

Enzo looks like the kind of guy you can find at Glory Days at 3 in the afternoon on a work day showing off his $4k Swatch Watch right before a recently laid off HVAC repairman punches him in the face.

Mike D Wrote:
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> Intractable Insobriety Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mike D Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I will totally cop to having another account:
> > >
> > > I was LFF when we posted on Twitter for the
> > > #TMOS1000 campaign.
> > >
> > > And I posted using my real name as M. Dawson
> > when
> > > I reviewed Open Mike on Amazon.
> > >
> > > So there ya go, sleuth away. You know my real
> > name
> > > and you can zero right in on me and who I am.
> >
> >
> > I inferred the poster was talking about our
> mutual
> > friend Enzo, not you.
>
> No, peekza was straight up saying that I am enzo.
> Which I'm not. I originally called him out as a
> poster named 'lorenzo' on another forum called
> GolfReview.com because he posted/sounded so much
> like him. Lorenzo would always talk about how fit
> he was and the quality of women he'd bang etc,
> same kinda shtick but a little more subdued that
> the 'enzo' on here. I'm still convinced that
> they're the same dude. That and enzo here talked
> about playing a round of golf which obviously
> lorenzo did on the golf forum as well.

His quality women shtick went out the window when we got a good look at his wife...Yikes

Mike D Wrote:
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> Intractable Insobriety Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mike D Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I will totally cop to having another account:
> > >
> > > I was LFF when we posted on Twitter for the
> > > #TMOS1000 campaign.
> > >
> > > And I posted using my real name as M. Dawson
> > when
> > > I reviewed Open Mike on Amazon.
> > >
> > > So there ya go, sleuth away. You know my real
> > name
> > > and you can zero right in on me and who I am.
> >
> >
> > I inferred the poster was talking about our
> mutual
> > friend Enzo, not you.
>
> No, peekza was straight up saying that I am enzo.
> Which I'm not. I originally called him out as a
> poster named 'lorenzo' on another forum called
> GolfReview.com because he posted/sounded so much
> like him. Lorenzo would always talk about how fit
> he was and the quality of women he'd bang etc,
> same kinda shtick but a little more subdued that
> the 'enzo' on here. I'm still convinced that
> they're the same dude. That and enzo here talked
> about playing a round of golf which obviously
> lorenzo did on the golf forum as well.

Gotcha -- I admit I haven't followed the peregrinations of Enzo and Lorenzo too closely. Makes my brain hurt. Carry on. I'm glad to hear that you're not Enzo -- that would be tragic for you.

Saying Rob with one "B" is like saying Oscar with an "O".

This is hilarious, but I have to say that it's less annoying now. Still a waste of time. It's also embarrassing to hear grown men and radio vets read fawning emails nabout themselves. How about you just send that fan a quick kind note??? Those letters aren't that far off from the sarcastic Amazon reviews.

peekza Wrote:
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> On a brighter note....tighter and brighter mailbag
> only ran 16 minutes...

Wow...Mike knows about as much about Music and Rob does Sports Games...I recognized 95% of those songs and I'm not a "Boss Heritage Jock"

Rob Spewak Facebook post:

"So, my current status? Listening to Big Band music, making a Tater Tot casserole and wearing a "Rockford Files" T-shirt. That's how I roll."

Wow, you're so edgy and fun! You fat tub of useless shit.

Rob"s AV really did kill today's show...Here, let me play this indiscernible sound for you...He actually said "It's an optical illusion for the ears"...Rob gives me a tummy ache in my head...

Mike D Wrote:
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> Rob Spewak Facebook post:
>
> "So, my current status? Listening to Big Band
> music, making a Tater Tot casserole and wearing a
> "Rockford Files" T-shirt. That's how I roll."
>
> Wow, you're so edgy and fun! You fat tub of
> useless shit.


The Klubbers eat that shit up...how many likes?

Mike D Wrote:
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> Rob Spewak Facebook post:
>
> "So, my current status? Listening to Big Band
> music, making a Tater Tot casserole and wearing a
> "Rockford Files" T-shirt. That's how I roll."
>
> Wow, you're so edgy and fun! You fat tub of
> useless shit.


The epitome of an adult dork going through a mid-life crisis.

Drakee Wrote:
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> Mike D Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Rob Spewak Facebook post:
> >
> > "So, my current status? Listening to Big Band
> > music, making a Tater Tot casserole and wearing
> a
> > "Rockford Files" T-shirt. That's how I roll."
> >
> > Wow, you're so edgy and fun! You fat tub of
> > useless shit.
>
>
> The epitome of an adult dork going through a
> mid-life crisis.

You're being much too kind

peekza Wrote:
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> Mike D Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Rob Spewak Facebook post:
> >
> > "So, my current status? Listening to Big Band
> > music, making a Tater Tot casserole and wearing
> a
> > "Rockford Files" T-shirt. That's how I roll."
> >
> > Wow, you're so edgy and fun! You fat tub of
> > useless shit.
>
>
> The Klubbers eat that shit up...how many likes?


So far, 70. FUCKING 70!!!

Unbelievable.

I can only pray that if there is a merciful God, that Rob chokes on one of the tater tots.

enzo Wrote:
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> You all may think this is only 'the theater of the
> mind' as Pussy calls it. But if you accused my
> underaged daughter of sucking black dick, it is
> not exactly harmless - or legal. It is libel. I
> have degrees in transformational grammar inside of
> linguistics at a university known for this. I can
> tell you that the FBI hires people like myself to
> profile certain creepy and threatening
> verbalizations. I may be one of them. You may
> think it is all fair game, but people can be
> alerted to it. Believe me.


Here's my graduation photo as proof for you less-than-champs.

Linguistically yours, Enzo.



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enzo Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > "For instance, all emails sent to a president
> is
> > passed through such people."
> >
> > Should be "are" instead of "is" Dr.
> Einstein...Any
> > Grammar Ninja worth his multiple degrees would
> > know that...
>
> You are totally correct. Any Freshman English
> major would know that. In transformational
> grammar we would look at this statement as we
> would look at ebonics: What was going on in the
> head? Ebonics follows certain rules that are not
> ignorant. In this case, we have a blatant
> mistake. Why? Well, not because the poster did
> not know that multiple subjects are followed by
> 'are' instead of 'is.' So why was that written
> that way?
>
> That is where a linguist makes decisions. The
> writer is not focussed on emails, but on the
> President. The President is his main point of
> emphasis. Emails ARE, President IS. THAT is the
> sort of analysis that is made by forensic
> linguists. The writer wants to emphasize the role
> of President of the US. --A simple mistake that
> cannot be understood as ignorance of the
> language.
>
> To a linguist, even blatant mistakes in standard
> English are not necessarily signs of ignorance of
> the language or of low intelligence. A person can
> be drunk. A person can be following region
> rules.... A person can be tired. It is of note
> that I did not care to re-read my post.

I am not too big a Champ to admit I need help with my posts at times...

The one and only,

Enzo



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Mike D Wrote:
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> Rob Spewak Facebook post:
>
> "So, my current status? Listening to Big Band
> music, making a Tater Tot casserole and wearing a
> "Rockford Files" T-shirt. That's how I roll."
>
> Wow, you're so edgy and fun! You fat tub of
> useless shit.

Cary is a lucky, lucky lady.

enzo Wrote:
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> Mike's daughters' personal/sexual lives are not a
> part of this podcast. Accusing them of particular
> sexual behavior that cannot be proven is libel.
> It is an attack on their character. It is cheap
> AND illegal.
>
> Linguistics is a field with many flowers.
> Forensic linguistics involves grammar etymologies
> and 'transformational grammar' which is theory on
> how the brain forms language. A person trained in
> this can pinpoint your education, dialectical
> region, political ideology, religion, trade and
> association with social groups. It is used to
> profile the degree of threat and intent in 'mere
> words.' For instance, all emails sent to a
> president is passed through such people. Ask Ted
> Nugent.

You mean when he called the President (PBUH) "a subhuman mongrel" in an online interview? Or are you privy to some email the rest of us have never heard of.

Do you have any idea how many emails are sent to the President (PBUH)? You really expect us to believe that "all emails sent to a
> president is passed through such people" Agent Cooper? Transformational Champ.

>
> If you continue to track and stalk a celebrity and
> their family, such people can be notified to
> profile you. You don't want the federal machinery
> to take notice of you. Do you?

Who knew that listening to a podcast and talking about it, and yes, making off-color (you racist) remarks about it constituted "tracking and stalking". And to be clear, we're not talking about a celebrity, we're talking about Fuckwaddle.

Shut your mouth!
But I'm talking about Fuckwaddle!

>
> Pussy, I suggest you step away and take a break.
> Really, you've been warned. And not just you, but
> there are posts here that are of a threatening
> nature.

Yeah there are. Yours.

> Take a break or get a letter. Where is
> OWS? That is a good question. Why don't you ask
> him.
>
> OK, you've been told.

Actually their personal and sexual lives are topics from the podcast: the 16 year old dating the 24 year old and Mike all but saying his older daughter is already taking on both the soccer team and the baseball team in the first semester at college. Listen harder.

Profile away, you racist homophobe. I await your conclusions. I've seen this scam tried before. Not my first rodeo.

Boy did I miss a shit storm here in a couple pages/days. I had an offsite "work thing" - no internet and my phone was not able to connect inside the facility I was in. Let's hope my absence does not land me an accusation of being Enzo too.

Anyway, I tried to catch up. We found out who Enzo is IRL? That CHUMP in the straw hat?

How did we find out IRL. Enzo?

Back to the main topic of the thread, I'm a little conflicted after hearing today's show. Mike finally admitted to being an alcoholic, and having quit drinking after the Superbowl. He actually said it's been hard at times since but that he has no plans on going back to drinking even though he's not gotten rid of the liquor cabinet yet.

A real uncomfortable moment when they realized they had invited and made plans for the one intern to go to Maine with them and none of them had even thought of the other intern.

Going into the AV Mike knew the montage was going to suck, but I agree with the above comment that I recognized most, if not all of the songs in it, so I think he attacked for the wrong reason, he should have stuck with Oscar's "2 minutes too long." argument.

It was quite a different show than usual and even if it wasn't great, it was the good one for this year I guess.

Troll without a country Wrote:
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> When can we have your sign-off here, like yours on
> the watch site, Champ?
>
> very well. A lot of hate coming my way. I never
> really understand this. I think I'll have to move
> on. Thank you for letting a Yank post here. I am a
> man without a country. Somewhere I will find a
> sympathetic community.>
>
> >Yes, you would think that people would just sit
> back with a beer and enjoy the photos and have a
> laugh. I supply lots of photos of my amazing area,
> my motorcycles, cigars, Hawaii, New York City and
> many other things. But instead of just chilling, I
> have to deal with tons of asshowls wishing me to
> burn in hell. If you go back and look at my
> threads, many are just funny which are followed
> immediately by some sort of insult. F that. F
> England. I don't need it. I can show my wares
> somewhere else. A lot of unhappy sods here. What
> is a sod? I don't know. Must be something like an
> 'aqualung' that Jethro Tull sung about. I used to
> think that Brits were cool due to people like
> Jimmy Page and Ringo. Now I see that a Brit is a
> sort of American hillbilly with even worse teeth.
> Now that I think of it, all our hillbilly wars
> involved the Irish, Scots and English. The Germans
> came here and started to make cool shit like beer
> and machines and keeping nice lawns.>

Hold on a minute. This guy's been to NEW YORK CITY? RESPECT!

jhopkins Wrote:
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> How did we find out IRL. Enzo?


Because that idiot has used the same name to troll other boards as well as his photobucket account...Champ fumbled I guess...

peekza Wrote:
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> Who's the babe Champ?


That a man, baby!

The Spewak women look happy because that fat turd Rob isn't remotely close to them right now.

It must have the Brits or the Norwegians that gave him up. Not the Germans -- he likes them.

Or could be since he's a prismatic asshole -- appears the same regardless of from where you're viewing him.

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> That poor girl.
The picture of the girl between two fat men is uncomfortable. Looks like a hostage situation

Enzo is totally an idiot

Mike D Wrote:
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> The Spewak women look happy because that fat turd
> Rob isn't remotely close to them right now.
>
>

I've always thought Cary was better looking than Fat Rob deserved. And as far as I know she's not into Big Black Cock.

Smile, Champ Wrote:
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> It must have the Brits or the Norwegians that gave
> him up. Not the Germans -- he likes them.
>
> Or could be since he's a prismatic asshole --
> appears the same regardless of from where you're
> viewing him.


Prismatic asshole...nice...

jhopkns Wrote:
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> Enzo is totally an idiot


and water is totally wet...He had plenty of chances to walk away, but he insisted on doubling down on stupidity and it caught up with him...again..Apparently he has been dismissed from several boards already...

The book did something that I thought was impossible, it made me feel empathy for the LFF. Those idiots are actually making TMOS exactly how they want to make it. It is the best they can do.

Let that sink in.

Those idiots turn off the mics and think they nailed it. No suits to get in their way. Totally control, giving their product directly to their fans. They are living the dream.

If the LFF really admitted to having a drinking problem, wow. I'm actually starting to feel bad.

Carla prob said it is the baby and me or booze. She prob forced him to move away from VA to get away from enablers / drinking buddies.

It is sad. Think about being the LFF for a minute:
1) radio doesn't want you
2) you finally get the son you wanted
3) your young wife makes you choose booze or your family
4) your mom is dead
5) your podcast is paying the bills, but it kills you that you can't do what you want

It's obvious someone read this forum and is taking our advice...and it's not Mike. I give Carla credit. She has managed to do something two wives, two daughters and Don Geronimo were unable to do. She made Mike put down the bottle and make a positive change in his life. I'm not sure how long this will last. The fact he still has the liquor cabinet is not a good sign. All it will take is one trip to a bar with an HD outside and Mike will have a whole new crew of drinking buddies. We shall see.

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> What do you think it smells like on that couch?
> Hot shart action?


Even my rotting corpse smells better than that couch.

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> You are totally correct. Any Freshman English
> major would know that. In transformational
> grammar we would look at this statement as we
> would look at ebonics: What was going on in the
> head? Ebonics follows certain rules that are not
> ignorant.

Yes, in the sense that there is no such thing as a "rule" that is "ignorant". Or "ig'nant" if you want it in Ebonics.

> In this case, we have a blatant
> mistake. Why? Well, not because the poster did
> not know that multiple subjects are followed by
> 'are' instead of 'is.' So why was that written
> that way?
>
> That is where a linguist makes decisions. The
> writer is not focussed on emails, but on the
> President. The President is his main point of
> emphasis. Emails ARE, President IS. THAT is the
> sort of analysis that is made by forensic
> linguists. The writer wants to emphasize the role
> of President of the US. --A simple mistake that
> cannot be understood as ignorance of the
> language.

A linguist would conclude that the poster fucked up and did not proofread well or at all.

> But what I CAN tell you is that you are being
> profiled. Are you comfortable with that?

Very much so. Profile away, Agent Cooper. I still await your conclusions.

> Now here is an interesting POLITICAL question:
> Did you know that the Constitution does not give
> individuals any rights at all?

As an actual attorney, I have argued in a published article that the $20 threshold in the seventh amendment regarding trial by jury removes rights from some and therefore implicitly grants them to others. Your bringing this up simply shows that you listen to talk radio (check) or look at the internet (check). It's not a sign of being a champ.


> If you bring up the Constitution as the basis of
> your defense in a Federal Court, your lawyer will
> be charged with contempt. Isn't that
> interesting?

Again, As an actual attorney, no, hearing you talk out of your ass is not at all interesting.


> In other words, DON'T FUCK WITH THE FEDERAL
> COURTS. Now go get your shine box.

Again with the threats.

"Classic cyberstalking behavior includes the tracing of the victim's IP address in an attempt to verify their home or place of employment."

Tread carefully, Champ.

Hi fellas. I'M BACK.....

What I've done here is what I've done other places - make whatever boring forum it is all about me. It's the best when it starts non-stop discussions......ABOUT ME! It's all good fun... FOR ME TO POOP ON. I have to say, I'm your biggest fan. My wife and I are getting a big kick out it.

But I do believe in being honest. I am not Mike D. or anyone else here. Jesus, I am not just sitting around in my underpants. I actually work during the day and have outside interests. I always post with my real name unlike you assholes simply because I don't give a shit and my only purpose anywhere on line is to manufacture a laugh. Besides that and porn what good is the internet? Oh, it's also fun to just post pics. I like cameras and pics so it is a good place to spread them around. Maybe my life will go viral someday and I can get some sponsors.

I want to also say that I am NOT Lorenzo and have never looked at Golf Review or been to their website. If I had gone there I would have been Enzo like here. Who gives a shit about what golfers think? Not me. Why would I use a different name? Why do I have to use a different name everywhere I go? I just don't have that level of concern what anyone thinks. I'm not LIBELING anyone, so what is there to hide? How is my life going to go viral if I stop using ENZO?

As for my wife being a hag, we are both pushing 60. We are not bad for our age. Not the same as 30 years ago, but I get around very well for an old guy. Should I brag some more? Ok, I will....

I held the 100 yard (yes yards) dash record at my school for 20+ years. That is when they switched to meters. So my yard record is STILL there. I went to the State finals in the 220. My brother held all the hurdle records. My dad ran against Jesse Owens three times. The old man's HS friends tell me that he could stay with Owens. They were good friends. All my brothers went to West Point and my little brother is a retired Major General.

All true Champ shit. I can still outrun my twenty-something kid. I'm a 7 handicap golfer and I could probably run a 5K along with much younger guys. I mean like tomorrow.

Look, there is plenty to talk about without resorting to lies. People don't even believe the basic facts.

As for 'libel.' Do not make the mistake of thinking Mike's or Rob's kids are celebrities and open to abuse. They are NOT public figures, and if you accuse them of things it is illegal. Besides classless, of course. I've never heard Mike say that his daughters suck big black dick. Why would any normal adult even say something like that? I don't think I've ever heard George Carlin accuse some specific person of anything. That's how you work blue.

I do enjoy the fine sense of humor some of you display, but I have never been a fan of the classless creep types. They hide out on the internet safely hidden from view with fake names. --People who would never dare say what they do in real life. I mean, I get it. It comes from LOSING. Ever see angry old men behind the wheel? They are almost always in a shitty car. --A life of being beaten down. --Shouting at kids to get off the lawn. These are the creeps. They are angry. It is understandable. They want to get even.

TMOS is just not very interesting, is it? I'm glad Mike has quit drinking. Maybe they can NOW get out and do something to talk about. That would be nice.

And if they don't WE CAN TALK ABOUT ENZO! Face it, I am making the site interesting. Maybe the readership here will go from 14 to 30 or something. I'm doing what I can.

td; dr

(too douchey, didn't read)

Pork Chop Suitcase Wrote:
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> td; dr
>
> (too douchey, didn't read)


The short version: You are all correct, I was talking out of my ass, now let's get back to me making baseless claims about what I could have been.

You have thrown down the gauntlet with the wrong people. Your delay gave you away. As did your justifications which, if what you claim was true, would be unnecessary. Get ready for a stalker shit storm. (FYI, I'm not one of them, but I've seen this before).

Don't libel me. I don't look like that chimp.

It took you all day to come up with THAT? Pretty pathetic, Elmo. Being able to outrun your 20 year old kid isn't something to be proud of. Especially when your life seems to revolve around fabricating a more interesting life on forums. Your life sucks, you aren't a champ. You can talk all you want about how posters here are nerds, but 6 months ago you were just another poster talking shit about the failcast. Don't try to get all high and mighty now that you've been outed.

You say you AND your wife are reading all this and laughing? I somehow doubt that. It'd be a shame if someone found out who she was and sent her this catastrophe.

Demonstrate your net abilities, Enzo. Go back to the watch forum as yourself and announce your triumphant return, and start posting again to make that place interesting again. We'll watch. Now that would be entertaining. Go get 'em, Champ.

Not sure how many posters were here when Vince was outed, but the scenario LOLscar describes is exactly what happened to him. He made claims about sexual conquests as well. Someone here emailed his wife with that info. Rumor is, Vince's marriage didn't survive. Sorry, Enzo, but your bluff is about to be called.

Look what Enzo's been up to. Chiilin', hanging out, being Enzo.
http://blogs.seattletimes.com/today/2014/06/spd-flasher-foiled-by-pike-place-market-fish-thrower/

#JustEnzoThings

I was around with the Vince mess…..didn’t know that happened, but I was so turned off to reading anything Vince.

To Enzo...
I don't for a minute believe you aren't Mike D. You both started posting to this thread within days of each other in March 2013. Mike D just happens to recognize you from Golfreview.com, you are both watch freaks and you are both from Seattle (as evidenced by Mike’s Amazon profile) my post is feeding the troll, but I don't care.

As to your wife/friend.....that is a great picture, it wasn't meant to be a glamour shot and she is attractive. You claim she is reading this with you? You just can’t stop fabricating.

Enzo you are truly a piece of work...why try to hijack a thread and make it about you? If you have so many interest and opinions, start your own damn thread.

Seattle's weather does weird things to some people.

bubbyman Wrote:
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> Pork Chop Suitcase Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > td; dr
> >
> > (too douchey, didn't read)
>
>
> The short version: You are all correct, I was
> talking out of my ass, now let's get back to me
> making baseless claims about what I could have
> been.


Nicely stated Bubby

Smile, Enzo Wrote:
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> Demonstrate your net abilities, Enzo. Go back to
> the watch forum as yourself and announce your
> triumphant return, and start posting again to make
> that place interesting again. We'll watch. Now
> that would be entertaining. Go get 'em,
> Champ.


Well played sir...well played...

Enzo Temko Narcissistic Personality Quiz Results

Your Total: 39

Between 12 and 15 is average.
Celebrities often score closer to 18.
Narcissists score over 20.
Because you scored 18 or higher, you may want to check out the symptoms of narcissistic personality disorder.

Narcissistic Trait/Strength of Trait
Authority: 8.00
Self-Sufficiency: 6.00
Superiority: 5.00
Exhibitionism: 7.00
Exploitativeness: 5.00
Vanity: 3.00
Entitlement: 5.00

You have a higher need than most to be the center of attention in any group or gathering. You don't mind exploiting others in order to meet your own needs or goals. You have a strong belief in your own abilities and attractiveness. You may have a higher sense of entitlement than most people.

You all realize he's jerking off to all this, right?

You're right, but since he's shared that he has performance issues, it's the least we can do to help a brother out.

For some reason, I'm a sucker for sad sacks like him who are all hat, no cattle. Also, his winsome smile really got to me.
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Pork Chop Suitcase Wrote:
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> You all realize he's jerking off to all this,
> right?


I don't think he is. He gets off on building up this alter life and living vicariously through the forum. He can't do that now. His real, sad, pathetic life is now out there for everyone to see. There's a reason why he's oy posted once since being outed. He's not happy. He'll claim he is, but he's pissed that the walls to his fake life have crashed down.

Since my last post, EVERY post is about ME. Yes, this hurts.

bubbyman Wrote:
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> Back to the main topic of the thread, I'm a little
> conflicted after hearing today's show. Mike
> finally admitted to being an alcoholic, and having
> quit drinking after the Superbowl. He actually
> said it's been hard at times since but that he has
> no plans on going back to drinking even though
> he's not gotten rid of the liquor cabinet yet.

I tune a lot of the show out without really knowing it. Today was one of those times. He was halfway done before I realized what he was talking about. Very surprising to hear it.

Is this the first time Mike has actually admitted to being an alcoholic?

Grades Wrote:
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> I was around with the Vince mess…..didn’t know
> that happened, but I was so turned off to reading
> anything Vince.
>
> To Enzo...
> I don't for a minute believe you aren't Mike D.
> You both started posting to this thread within
> days of each other in March 2013. Mike D just
> happens to recognize you from Golfreview.com, you
> are both watch freaks and you are both from
> Seattle (as evidenced by Mike’s Amazon profile)
> my post is feeding the troll, but I don't care.
>
> As to your wife/friend.....that is a great
> picture, it wasn't meant to be a glamour shot and
> she is attractive. You claim she is reading this
> with you? You just can’t stop fabricating.
>
> Enzo you are truly a piece of work...why try to
> hijack a thread and make it about you? If you have
> so many interest and opinions, start your own damn
> thread.

Actually I used to live in Seattle (which is where I heard D&M on syndication) but I moved to Arizona years ago. Originally I'm from Boston. And not like LFF who is from Conn. but claims Boston, I'm talking actual Boston.

But, you're going to believe what you want, I can't control that.

What ep and what is the time mark for LFF saying he has a drinking problem?

Which one of the 12 Steps is it where he apologizes for scamming listeners about Weight Not and publicly bullying poor Buzz?

I hope that Mike starts to lecture everyone about demon alcohol, so we can watch ass-kissing alcoholic Robb's head explode.



Pork Chop Suitcase Wrote:
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> Is this the first time Mike has actually admitted
> to being an alcoholic?

It was Friday, about halfway through, I can get it later this morning. He was going to start the second segment (not counting the intro) with Oscar calling Rob drunk, but instead got into his own drinking, and the statement I was referring to was "..... when you are the type of alcoholic I am...." I actually stopped and rewound to listen to it again because I usually listen like the poster above, it's in the background and took a minute to register what he was discussing.

42:30 of #1081



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I'm glad Mike has finally acknowledged his problem. It is a process, but soon he definitely going to need to get rid if the liquor cabinet. He also needs to start making amends with people. Not sure Mike's ego is up for apologizing to Buzz, Ronic and RJ for his drunken outbursts and hangover-induced no shows. I also wonder what prompted the change. You would think throwing a suitcase at your pregnant wife would have been enough.

Will Spewak follow suit?