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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Sammy the Tooth
()
Date: February 23, 2011 01:45PM
If Mike has so many people clamoring for his content and so badly wants his listeners dime, why doesn't he offer more shows on his interests or those of his crew. For his paid subscribers why doesn't Buzz do a 1 hour news show a week? Robb a music or old time variety show? Ronic a show on jews? Why? Because Mike is an egomaniac who could not stand the fact that some one else was sharing his spotlight and that maybe surpass him. If he was smart he would of snatched up BOAD, Tech 411, and started a few shows of his own. Golf, booze, food, whatever. He already is paying to maintain a website and for bandwidth, has an advertising guy, has a studio. Only one thing stands in his way... Ego. Granted I wouldnt listen to most of these shows, but with Mikes supposed vast down loaders and supporters it should be a no brainer for the big guy. Also how much free time can one guy have? Show so initiative you fat fuck, don't just sit around and expect everyone to come to you and and apologize for the way CBS and the business treated you after years of mimicry.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Sammy the Tooth
()
Date: February 23, 2011 01:46PM
WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> I'm just saying that the BOAD free program isn't
> as good as the paid stuff. I understand why they
> are doing it. I just won't listen to the free
> program.
I hear you, They say they don't save the good stuff, but we know thats bullshit.
I think it also has to do with the fact that the BOAD show was always 4 or 5 hours and it always seemed that they really got going around hour 2 or 3. So maybe recording the shows back to back emphasizes that and also that they let loose and swear in the paid show? I hope that they get phones soon and can take calls, play dumb ass games, and do interviews. Unlike Mike, BOAD had some good loyal guests and callers. Chad and Oscar always did research and were ready for the interviews and glad to have them. They also had a great hodgepodge of different guests and didn't rip them apart or ask dumb questions to embarass the guest or to get a cheap laugh. They would just let the wack a doo talk and make himself the ass and then to proceed to destroy them after the interview and take some great calls. This also led to great interaction with Drab and his producer responsibilities.
Good solid eclectic guests on BOAD
Dan Hsu
Bracken
The beer guy
cnet dude
oscars tech buddy
sven
lots of ufc guys
Oscars buddy Dom
Cakes
Tom lykes
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> I'm just saying that the BOAD free program isn't
> as good as the paid stuff. I understand why they
> are doing it. I just won't listen to the free
> program.
I hear you, They say they don't save the good stuff, but we know thats bullshit.
I think it also has to do with the fact that the BOAD show was always 4 or 5 hours and it always seemed that they really got going around hour 2 or 3. So maybe recording the shows back to back emphasizes that and also that they let loose and swear in the paid show? I hope that they get phones soon and can take calls, play dumb ass games, and do interviews. Unlike Mike, BOAD had some good loyal guests and callers. Chad and Oscar always did research and were ready for the interviews and glad to have them. They also had a great hodgepodge of different guests and didn't rip them apart or ask dumb questions to embarass the guest or to get a cheap laugh. They would just let the wack a doo talk and make himself the ass and then to proceed to destroy them after the interview and take some great calls. This also led to great interaction with Drab and his producer responsibilities.
Good solid eclectic guests on BOAD
Dan Hsu
Bracken
The beer guy
cnet dude
oscars tech buddy
sven
lots of ufc guys
Oscars buddy Dom
Cakes
Tom lykes
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Sammy the Tooth
()
Date: February 23, 2011 01:51PM
BOAD also puts up video game shows and JAWS a wrestling show. I listen to both, love video games and hate wrestling, but listen.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
YoungDCian
()
Date: February 23, 2011 02:06PM
I like BOAD...
I don't like Mike, but I still think that asking fans to pay for "premium" content is hurting your ability widen your fan base. Just put your best content out there, if enough people like it, an opportunity will present itself. You are building a brand.
I believe the main goal of Oscar (and Chad) is to remain out there and relevant until a radio opportunity comes along. When Chad's contract is up, the possibility of BOAD on real radio can become a reality. Until then I think they should give their fans what they want and allow new listeners to discover the show without being scared away by a membership fee. They both have jobs that support them while allowing them to set a little aside for a rainy day, so really they shouldn't allow the opportunity to make a couple of bucks now to bite them in the ass later.
I know the two shows are very different, but they should use MOM as a warning not to be too nearsighted and oblivious to the big picture. Mike may be making a few bucks now, but his business model (and lack of talent) is killing his future.
I don't like Mike, but I still think that asking fans to pay for "premium" content is hurting your ability widen your fan base. Just put your best content out there, if enough people like it, an opportunity will present itself. You are building a brand.
I believe the main goal of Oscar (and Chad) is to remain out there and relevant until a radio opportunity comes along. When Chad's contract is up, the possibility of BOAD on real radio can become a reality. Until then I think they should give their fans what they want and allow new listeners to discover the show without being scared away by a membership fee. They both have jobs that support them while allowing them to set a little aside for a rainy day, so really they shouldn't allow the opportunity to make a couple of bucks now to bite them in the ass later.
I know the two shows are very different, but they should use MOM as a warning not to be too nearsighted and oblivious to the big picture. Mike may be making a few bucks now, but his business model (and lack of talent) is killing his future.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Yabels
()
Date: February 23, 2011 02:25PM
Sammy the Tooth Wrote:
>
> Dan Hsu
> Bracken
> The beer guy
> cnet dude
> oscars tech buddy
> sven
> lots of ufc guys
> Oscars buddy Dom
> Cakes
> Tom lykes
Other awesome guests/characters:
-Professor Snack
-Jormand, John Normand, Big Cat, Fancy Pants...(wasted on Don & Mike, hilarious on BOAD)
-Dane
-Batt in the Borning
-Ryan the Racist
>
> Dan Hsu
> Bracken
> The beer guy
> cnet dude
> oscars tech buddy
> sven
> lots of ufc guys
> Oscars buddy Dom
> Cakes
> Tom lykes
Other awesome guests/characters:
-Professor Snack
-Jormand, John Normand, Big Cat, Fancy Pants...(wasted on Don & Mike, hilarious on BOAD)
-Dane
-Batt in the Borning
-Ryan the Racist
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Sammy the Tooth
()
Date: February 23, 2011 02:35PM
I can hear the Jormand music right now. Awesome. Cue big cat roar.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Sammy the Tooth
()
Date: February 23, 2011 02:36PM
How about Razorboy? That dude is still posting podcasts. And he is definitely not their demographic
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
HoneyDipCrisp
()
Date: February 23, 2011 07:04PM
Great News! Everything back to normal:
#1. THE MIKE O'MEARA SHOW @ #66
#2. BIG O AND DUKES SHOW @ #82
#3. THE DON GERONIMO SHOW @ #103
#1. THE MIKE O'MEARA SHOW @ #66
#2. BIG O AND DUKES SHOW @ #82
#3. THE DON GERONIMO SHOW @ #103
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
ChadIsFat
()
Date: February 23, 2011 07:56PM
WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> I'm just saying that the BOAD free program isn't
> as good as the paid stuff. I understand why they
> are doing it. I just won't listen to the free
> program.
Cool, then you know nothing about the program since you admittedly don't listen to the show at all. So you can just use this as your last post about BOAD.
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> I'm just saying that the BOAD free program isn't
> as good as the paid stuff. I understand why they
> are doing it. I just won't listen to the free
> program.
Cool, then you know nothing about the program since you admittedly don't listen to the show at all. So you can just use this as your last post about BOAD.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: February 23, 2011 09:32PM
ChadIsFat Wrote:
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> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm just saying that the BOAD free program
> isn't
> > as good as the paid stuff. I understand why
> they
> > are doing it. I just won't listen to the free
> > program.
>
> Cool, then you know nothing about the program
> since you admittedly don't listen to the show at
> all. So you can just use this as your last post
> about BOAD.
Given that I listened to the Crazy Kara episode and commented on it here, it's obvious I listen to the podcast, at least occasionally. Do I listen to it regularly or consider myself a huge fan? No.
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> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm just saying that the BOAD free program
> isn't
> > as good as the paid stuff. I understand why
> they
> > are doing it. I just won't listen to the free
> > program.
>
> Cool, then you know nothing about the program
> since you admittedly don't listen to the show at
> all. So you can just use this as your last post
> about BOAD.
Given that I listened to the Crazy Kara episode and commented on it here, it's obvious I listen to the podcast, at least occasionally. Do I listen to it regularly or consider myself a huge fan? No.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Both Suck - SURPRISE
()
Date: February 23, 2011 11:40PM
Both Chad Dukes
and Oscar Santana
Suck. They can compare themselves to Don and Mike or Stern or O & A all they want, but they suck and have already hit their peak and are gone. Toddles you never beens, never was.
and Oscar Santana
Suck. They can compare themselves to Don and Mike or Stern or O & A all they want, but they suck and have already hit their peak and are gone. Toddles you never beens, never was.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
IamHoneyDipCrispOrMaybeNot
()
Date: February 24, 2011 12:04AM
HoneyDipCrisp Wrote:
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> Great News! Everything back to normal:
>
> #1. THE MIKE O'MEARA SHOW @ #66
> #2. BIG O AND DUKES SHOW @ #82
> #3. THE DON GERONIMO SHOW @ #103
You appear to be the most schizophrenic poster on this thread. In addition, whatever source that you get these podcast ratings from must be sponsored by Nodor, maker of the finest tournament-quality dartboards out there.
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> Great News! Everything back to normal:
>
> #1. THE MIKE O'MEARA SHOW @ #66
> #2. BIG O AND DUKES SHOW @ #82
> #3. THE DON GERONIMO SHOW @ #103
You appear to be the most schizophrenic poster on this thread. In addition, whatever source that you get these podcast ratings from must be sponsored by Nodor, maker of the finest tournament-quality dartboards out there.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
ChadIsFat
()
Date: February 24, 2011 09:21AM
WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> ChadIsFat Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I'm just saying that the BOAD free program
> > isn't
> > > as good as the paid stuff. I understand why
> > they
> > > are doing it. I just won't listen to the free
> > > program.
> >
> > Cool, then you know nothing about the program
> > since you admittedly don't listen to the show
> at
> > all. So you can just use this as your last
> post
> > about BOAD.
>
> Given that I listened to the Crazy Kara episode
> and commented on it here, it's obvious I listen to
> the podcast, at least occasionally. Do I listen to
> it regularly or consider myself a huge fan? No.
You just said you didn't. 'I just won't listen to the free program.'
Sooo... you will buy the reloaded episodes? Weird.
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> ChadIsFat Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I'm just saying that the BOAD free program
> > isn't
> > > as good as the paid stuff. I understand why
> > they
> > > are doing it. I just won't listen to the free
> > > program.
> >
> > Cool, then you know nothing about the program
> > since you admittedly don't listen to the show
> at
> > all. So you can just use this as your last
> post
> > about BOAD.
>
> Given that I listened to the Crazy Kara episode
> and commented on it here, it's obvious I listen to
> the podcast, at least occasionally. Do I listen to
> it regularly or consider myself a huge fan? No.
You just said you didn't. 'I just won't listen to the free program.'
Sooo... you will buy the reloaded episodes? Weird.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Yabels
()
Date: February 24, 2011 09:34AM
Both Suck - SURPRISE Wrote:
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> Both Chad Dukes and Oscar Santana
> Suck. They can compare themselves to Don and Mike
> or Stern or O & A all they want, but they suck and
> have already hit their peak and are gone. Toddles
> you never beens, never was.
Soooo are you saying you think Mike's show is better?
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> Both Chad Dukes and Oscar Santana
> Suck. They can compare themselves to Don and Mike
> or Stern or O & A all they want, but they suck and
> have already hit their peak and are gone. Toddles
> you never beens, never was.
Soooo are you saying you think Mike's show is better?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: February 24, 2011 10:07AM
ChadIsFat Wrote:
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>
> You just said you didn't. 'I just won't listen to
> the free program.'
>
> Sooo... you will buy the reloaded episodes?
> Weird.
"won't," meaning future tense.
Jesus Christ, you are fucking stupid.
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>
> You just said you didn't. 'I just won't listen to
> the free program.'
>
> Sooo... you will buy the reloaded episodes?
> Weird.
"won't," meaning future tense.
Jesus Christ, you are fucking stupid.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: February 24, 2011 12:20PM
I laughed my ass off at K&M this morning. Not for the reasons you might think, though.
Mike played clips of Larry King criticizing his replacement, Piers Morgan. Mike openly chastised King, saying that it made him look small to criticize the guy who replaced him and blaming him for his loss of a job.
Seriously, Mike said this.
Mike.
Who blames Chad Dukes for ending his career.
What a stupid prick fuck.
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Mike played clips of Larry King criticizing his replacement, Piers Morgan. Mike openly chastised King, saying that it made him look small to criticize the guy who replaced him and blaming him for his loss of a job.
Seriously, Mike said this.
Mike.
Who blames Chad Dukes for ending his career.
What a stupid prick fuck.
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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Johnny Walker
()
Date: February 24, 2011 12:40PM
Yeah I heard that too. I think Mike's on the verge of a meltdown, or at least under a lot of stress. I may be reading too much into stuff he said in the few minutes I listened on my way in today, but in the Larry King tapes he talked about what you mentioned, and how it's hard to admit when your time has passed (or something to that effect--talking about how Larry may have been forced out by CNN), and later when they kept cracking up playing Larry saying "Peirs Morgan--I'm coming" he suddenly said "FIRE ME!"
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
YoungDCian
()
Date: February 24, 2011 12:43PM
I shit you not...
Mike will be let go by the end of Q1.
Mike will be let go by the end of Q1.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: February 24, 2011 12:59PM
Johnny Walker Wrote:
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>, and later when they kept
> cracking up playing Larry saying "Peirs
> Morgan--I'm coming" he suddenly said "FIRE ME!"
I hadn't heard the "Fire Me" remark. Though the "I'm coming" was marginally humorous the first time, they kept playing it like it was fucking comedy gold. It wasn't. And he kept doing set ups for Shamrock to use it that made no sense.
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>, and later when they kept
> cracking up playing Larry saying "Peirs
> Morgan--I'm coming" he suddenly said "FIRE ME!"
I hadn't heard the "Fire Me" remark. Though the "I'm coming" was marginally humorous the first time, they kept playing it like it was fucking comedy gold. It wasn't. And he kept doing set ups for Shamrock to use it that made no sense.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Yabels
()
Date: February 24, 2011 01:40PM
You guys need stop listening to K&M! I know you're doing it for material to bash Mike, (of which there is always legion), but you're better off downloading the failcast for that. Listening to the Edge show might give him the ratings he needs to allow him to scrape by on the air for another quarter!
Bottom line: don't listen to his radio show (what actually matters for Mike's career), but feel free to listen to the failcast (which doesn't).
HoneyDipCrisp can list the podcast rankings all he wants, but that rankings list is about as relevant as a Robb Spewak audio clip.
Bottom line: don't listen to his radio show (what actually matters for Mike's career), but feel free to listen to the failcast (which doesn't).
HoneyDipCrisp can list the podcast rankings all he wants, but that rankings list is about as relevant as a Robb Spewak audio clip.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: February 24, 2011 01:53PM
In fairness, I doubt any of us are wearing PPMs, so I don't think we will impact Mike's ratings on The Edge.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Johnny Walker
()
Date: February 24, 2011 01:56PM
I usually listen to Elliot, but he was on commercial, so I switched to the Edge. It usually isn't worth it to listen to for me mainly because their show ends at 9AM which is when I'm usually going to work so unless I want to listen to their wind down and wrap-up at the end of the show, which is not really entertaining, it's not worth my time.
Not that I'm a big fan of Elliot but there's really not much to choose from in the mornings. I like him enough. He used to annoy me but I've gotten used to him.
Not that I'm a big fan of Elliot but there's really not much to choose from in the mornings. I like him enough. He used to annoy me but I've gotten used to him.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: February 24, 2011 02:22PM
Johnny Walker Wrote:
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>
> Not that I'm a big fan of Elliot but there's
> really not much to choose from in the mornings. I
> like him enough. He used to annoy me but I've
> gotten used to him.
He sure the fuck beats Kane. I can't stand how Kane pauses after he says something...like it's so fucking brilliant that the listeners need a moment or two to compose themselves. And virtually everything on that show is pre-packaged and canned shit that he is trying to put over on the listeners like it's real.
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>
> Not that I'm a big fan of Elliot but there's
> really not much to choose from in the mornings. I
> like him enough. He used to annoy me but I've
> gotten used to him.
He sure the fuck beats Kane. I can't stand how Kane pauses after he says something...like it's so fucking brilliant that the listeners need a moment or two to compose themselves. And virtually everything on that show is pre-packaged and canned shit that he is trying to put over on the listeners like it's real.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
TheNorthman
()
Date: February 24, 2011 06:35PM
MOM seems to have buried the hatchet with BOAD.
He will now mention it on his show. The fat-fuck still think fat-Chad "took over" his old job. But all things considered, Mike actually swallowed his pride a little bit. Mike still thinks he is living in 1999 though.
Go to the 10 min mark.
http://www.mikeomearashow.com/2011/02/the-285-corridor-in-colorado/#comments
He will now mention it on his show. The fat-fuck still think fat-Chad "took over" his old job. But all things considered, Mike actually swallowed his pride a little bit. Mike still thinks he is living in 1999 though.
Go to the 10 min mark.
http://www.mikeomearashow.com/2011/02/the-285-corridor-in-colorado/#comments
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Lady Baltimore
()
Date: February 24, 2011 07:06PM
Yeah, Mike also said that he thought the K&M show was so great this morning, they really "turned a corner," and the ratings should be going up any day now.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
TheNorthman
()
Date: February 24, 2011 07:35PM
Yeah, last place. But last place still brings in more revenue than the Failcast because it is actually on air HoneyDipCrisp.
Of course the Failcast does charge for "bonus content" which must bring in some small amount of $$$.
Of course the Failcast does charge for "bonus content" which must bring in some small amount of $$$.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
momisshit
()
Date: February 24, 2011 07:35PM
Did anyone else get the feeling that the only reason he swallowed his pride is so that he could jump on the Rally the Horde band wagon? He asked Oscar if they would be interested in doing a weekly wrap-up for MOMS.
I hope they don't do it. Fuck Mike and the group of yes men co-host.
I hope they don't do it. Fuck Mike and the group of yes men co-host.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Lady Baltimore
()
Date: February 24, 2011 07:42PM
Yep, I think that's exactly why he did it.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
TheNorthman
()
Date: February 24, 2011 07:50PM
In all fairness to Mike, at 23:30 mark Spewak suggested that they do Rally the Horde for the Failcast and Mike kind of threw cold water on it. I think Mike's new found humility be due to the fact that he has finally come to the realization as to just how far he has fallen.
Or maybe he is being uncharacteristically decent and letting go of petty beefs.
Or maybe he is being uncharacteristically decent and letting go of petty beefs.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Not Tracy Baby
()
Date: February 24, 2011 07:52PM
Slo-Joe Ardinger was on Don's show today...Was nice hearing from him...No dirt talked...Said he was really glad for Don and could hear how happy he was in his voice...seemed to still have love and respect for Don....Don also said Joe was the only person from the old show he talked to....Seems weird that Rob and him arent freinds anymore..what happened?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
HoneyDipCrisp
()
Date: February 24, 2011 08:08PM
Yabels Wrote:
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> You guys need stop listening to K&M! I know you're
> doing it for material to bash Mike, (of which
> there is always legion), but you're better off
> downloading the failcast for that. Listening to
> the Edge show might give him the ratings he needs
> to allow him to scrape by on the air for another
> quarter!
>
> Bottom line: don't listen to his radio show (what
> actually matters for Mike's career), but feel free
> to listen to the failcast (which doesn't).
>
> HoneyDipCrisp can list the podcast rankings all he
> wants, but that rankings list is about as relevant
> as a Robb Spewak audio clip.
The rankings are the only direct comparison between Mike's and Don's shows.
All they demonstrate is that MIKE IS CONSISTENTLY MORE POPULAR THAN DON.
The Don Geronimo Show has dropped to #177, so it appears the TV show has done nothing for his unpopular podcast.
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> You guys need stop listening to K&M! I know you're
> doing it for material to bash Mike, (of which
> there is always legion), but you're better off
> downloading the failcast for that. Listening to
> the Edge show might give him the ratings he needs
> to allow him to scrape by on the air for another
> quarter!
>
> Bottom line: don't listen to his radio show (what
> actually matters for Mike's career), but feel free
> to listen to the failcast (which doesn't).
>
> HoneyDipCrisp can list the podcast rankings all he
> wants, but that rankings list is about as relevant
> as a Robb Spewak audio clip.
The rankings are the only direct comparison between Mike's and Don's shows.
All they demonstrate is that MIKE IS CONSISTENTLY MORE POPULAR THAN DON.
The Don Geronimo Show has dropped to #177, so it appears the TV show has done nothing for his unpopular podcast.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
TheNorthman
()
Date: February 24, 2011 08:18PM
HoneyDipCrisp Wrote:
> The rankings are the only direct comparison
> between Mike's and Don's shows.
> All they demonstrate is that MIKE IS CONSISTENTLY
> MORE POPULAR THAN DON.
>
> The Don Geronimo Show has dropped to #177, so it
> appears the TV show has done nothing for his
> unpopular podcast.
Why not compare the ratings of their terrestrial shows. Mike is on air now.
How do those ratings stack up?
> The rankings are the only direct comparison
> between Mike's and Don's shows.
> All they demonstrate is that MIKE IS CONSISTENTLY
> MORE POPULAR THAN DON.
>
> The Don Geronimo Show has dropped to #177, so it
> appears the TV show has done nothing for his
> unpopular podcast.
Why not compare the ratings of their terrestrial shows. Mike is on air now.
How do those ratings stack up?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
HoneyDipCrisp
()
Date: February 24, 2011 08:24PM
TheNorthman Wrote:
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> In all fairness to Mike, at 23:30 mark Spewak
> suggested that they do Rally the Horde for the
> Failcast and Mike kind of threw cold water on it.
> I think Mike's new found humility be due to the
> fact that he has finally come to the realization
> as to just how far he has fallen.
>
> Or maybe he is being uncharacteristically decent
> and letting go of petty beefs.
Good points. He also referenced Larry King, and he seems to have had the realization that pettiness is ugly.
There was also a veiled reference to Don, and how exhausting the negativity and warring can be. It's encouraging to see Mike trying to grow into a more positive person.
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> In all fairness to Mike, at 23:30 mark Spewak
> suggested that they do Rally the Horde for the
> Failcast and Mike kind of threw cold water on it.
> I think Mike's new found humility be due to the
> fact that he has finally come to the realization
> as to just how far he has fallen.
>
> Or maybe he is being uncharacteristically decent
> and letting go of petty beefs.
Good points. He also referenced Larry King, and he seems to have had the realization that pettiness is ugly.
There was also a veiled reference to Don, and how exhausting the negativity and warring can be. It's encouraging to see Mike trying to grow into a more positive person.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Laughing
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Date: February 24, 2011 09:33PM
>>It's encouraging to see Mike trying to grow into a more positive person.<<
The prospect of hanging . . .
The radio show is over, but for the formal shoveling of dirt on its coffin.
The failcast is the failcast.
If Mike's developing some perspective, it's just the guy on death row who suddenly discovers Jesus.
The prospect of hanging . . .
The radio show is over, but for the formal shoveling of dirt on its coffin.
The failcast is the failcast.
If Mike's developing some perspective, it's just the guy on death row who suddenly discovers Jesus.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
TheNorthman
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Date: February 24, 2011 09:48PM
@HoneyDipCrisp, why don't you compare the ratings of Don's terrestrial show to Mike's? Who's ratings are better there?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Wtf hdc
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Date: February 24, 2011 11:16PM
This HDC is really Mike? Such a fucking personal grudge against Don, eh?
Gotta love his argument, that Don's show should have more podcasters, even tho he is on tv.
Dons ratings are a 6.8, 4th place. He reads em every month.
Don is on an AM station.
Mike is on FM, and scores position 25-28.
And Mike isn't on tv everyday, on a CBS owned tv station, or anywhere else.
But he has a better podcast ranking???? WTF. And where do these bullshit proclamations come from, ITunes? NOT
Hi Mike
Gotta love his argument, that Don's show should have more podcasters, even tho he is on tv.
Dons ratings are a 6.8, 4th place. He reads em every month.
Don is on an AM station.
Mike is on FM, and scores position 25-28.
And Mike isn't on tv everyday, on a CBS owned tv station, or anywhere else.
But he has a better podcast ranking???? WTF. And where do these bullshit proclamations come from, ITunes? NOT
Hi Mike
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
HoneyDipCrisp
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Date: February 25, 2011 02:01AM
AMAZING! Kirk & Mike are now podcasting:"K&M 105.9 The EDGE", and they're beating The Don Geronimo Show.
I'm a huge fan of Mike's, but even I'll admit the Kirk & Mike Show is not Mike's best effort, but even THIS show is beating Don's podcast! Ouch.
K&M 105.9 The EDGE now @ #169
THE DON GERONIMO SHOW now @ #186 (This is getting embarrassing.)
I'm a huge fan of Mike's, but even I'll admit the Kirk & Mike Show is not Mike's best effort, but even THIS show is beating Don's podcast! Ouch.
K&M 105.9 The EDGE now @ #169
THE DON GERONIMO SHOW now @ #186 (This is getting embarrassing.)
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
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Date: February 25, 2011 07:18AM
All I know is that when the MOM failcast ranked in the 50s, he was talking about possibly losing his house and how his career was destroyed by Don and Chad. Maybe Don has a point about not giving a fuck about podcast rankings.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
wally pip
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Date: February 25, 2011 09:27AM
There's this dude on the present WJFK who gives sports updates on the half hour calls himself Craig Klein
Wasn't there a dude named Craig on the old D&M show for awhile till he cracked up
Seemed like donnie g. took a shine to the kid and his sense of humor and tried to integrate him into the show but alas the kid couldn't handle the pressure and flamed out
i think his daddy got real angry at donnie g.
anyways wasn't his name Craig something? could it have been last name Klein?
Wasn't there a dude named Craig on the old D&M show for awhile till he cracked up
Seemed like donnie g. took a shine to the kid and his sense of humor and tried to integrate him into the show but alas the kid couldn't handle the pressure and flamed out
i think his daddy got real angry at donnie g.
anyways wasn't his name Craig something? could it have been last name Klein?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Yabels
()
Date: February 25, 2011 10:00AM
That MOMS pod from yesterday was really an eye-opener.
First of all, kudos (I guess) to Mike for giving credit to BOAD, Rally the Horde, and being willing to (ostensibly) burry the hatchet finally over CBS.
His comparisons of himself to Layee King are laughable considering the fact that Larry's show never took a nose-dive after the departure of co-host.
Notice he took another shot at Don with his comment alluding to how "it used to be drama all the time" on their show.
Mike (to Oscar): "You never laugh as hard on this show as you do on that one." The fact that Oscar, the king of the over-laugh doesn't really get into in on MOMS, just shows how flat and unfunny the entire ordeal is. Robb is right, they NEED to be funnier, but they need to realize that they don't have the capacity to do so.
First of all, kudos (I guess) to Mike for giving credit to BOAD, Rally the Horde, and being willing to (ostensibly) burry the hatchet finally over CBS.
His comparisons of himself to Layee King are laughable considering the fact that Larry's show never took a nose-dive after the departure of co-host.
Notice he took another shot at Don with his comment alluding to how "it used to be drama all the time" on their show.
Mike (to Oscar): "You never laugh as hard on this show as you do on that one." The fact that Oscar, the king of the over-laugh doesn't really get into in on MOMS, just shows how flat and unfunny the entire ordeal is. Robb is right, they NEED to be funnier, but they need to realize that they don't have the capacity to do so.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: February 25, 2011 10:51AM
K&M was funny this morning...because of Jon Lovitz. Mike actually did a good job of shutting up and letting the guy who is actually funny talk. If they did more of that, the show might do better in the ratings.
Oh, and having a guy on the show talking about sluts leaking in Hugh Hefner's Grotto IS Man Talk. Not this Cake Boss interview shit Mike likes to do.
The only criticism I have is that Mike didn't bring up Lovitz's war with Andy Dick (at least, not when I was listening). Stern and Carolla have gotten good mileage out of that. It would have been nice to hear Mike man-up and be willing to piss off a guest a little.
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Oh, and having a guy on the show talking about sluts leaking in Hugh Hefner's Grotto IS Man Talk. Not this Cake Boss interview shit Mike likes to do.
The only criticism I have is that Mike didn't bring up Lovitz's war with Andy Dick (at least, not when I was listening). Stern and Carolla have gotten good mileage out of that. It would have been nice to hear Mike man-up and be willing to piss off a guest a little.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mike's shots at Don
()
Date: February 25, 2011 11:49AM
"Used to be drama all the time"
...used to have a giant paycheck cause of it
Don seems plenty happy now
Maybe cause he doesn't have to prop up LFF every day
Just sayin
...used to have a giant paycheck cause of it
Don seems plenty happy now
Maybe cause he doesn't have to prop up LFF every day
Just sayin
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
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Date: February 25, 2011 12:33PM
Drama = $$$
Boring = FORECLOSURE
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Coleman
()
Date: February 25, 2011 01:37PM
Craig Coleman, I believe
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: wally pip ()
Date: February 25, 2011 09:27AM
There's this dude on the present WJFK who gives sports updates on the half hour calls himself Craig Klein
Wasn't there a dude named Craig on the old D&M show for awhile till he cracked up
Seemed like donnie g. took a shine to the kid and his sense of humor and tried to integrate him into the show but alas the kid couldn't handle the pressure and flamed out
i think his daddy got real angry at donnie g.
anyways wasn't his name Craig something? could it have been last name Klein?
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: wally pip ()
Date: February 25, 2011 09:27AM
There's this dude on the present WJFK who gives sports updates on the half hour calls himself Craig Klein
Wasn't there a dude named Craig on the old D&M show for awhile till he cracked up
Seemed like donnie g. took a shine to the kid and his sense of humor and tried to integrate him into the show but alas the kid couldn't handle the pressure and flamed out
i think his daddy got real angry at donnie g.
anyways wasn't his name Craig something? could it have been last name Klein?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Mike's career
()
Date: February 25, 2011 02:09PM
Is over,. He is insanely jealous of Don. It shows.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
breaking news
()
Date: February 25, 2011 04:05PM
I just found real footage of Mike and Carla (or is it Karla?)
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
mr deez
()
Date: February 25, 2011 04:24PM
Motion to make a new rule to flat-out ignore HDC's rankings, since the fool can't figure out that Don Geronimo does not run a podcast. He has a radio show that's put with little thought on iTunes as a 3 hour chunk. A radio show that's #3 in the market, despite being on AM.
O'Meara is the one that runs a middling podcast that's on two low wattage after-thought AM radio stations.
Do I have a second for this motion to ignore HDC? May any violators be forced to wear Spewak's haircut for a week.
O'Meara is the one that runs a middling podcast that's on two low wattage after-thought AM radio stations.
Do I have a second for this motion to ignore HDC? May any violators be forced to wear Spewak's haircut for a week.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
TheNorthman
()
Date: February 25, 2011 04:36PM
Yeah, I'll ignore HDC's podcast rankings too. I believe I read a while back in this thread that people were doing the same thing.
I admit I took the bait myself in trying to get HDC to compare "terrestrial" ratings, NOT podcast ratings, betwenn K&M and Don's show and had no success.
So I won't feed the troll anymore.
I admit I took the bait myself in trying to get HDC to compare "terrestrial" ratings, NOT podcast ratings, betwenn K&M and Don's show and had no success.
So I won't feed the troll anymore.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
really?
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Date: February 25, 2011 05:22PM
Coleman Wrote:
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> Craig Coleman, I believe
>
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>Lewtard ?
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> Craig Coleman, I believe
>
> __________________________________________________
>Lewtard ?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: February 25, 2011 07:16PM
breaking news Wrote:
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> I just found real footage of Mike and Carla (or is
> it Karla?)
That cheerleader's pretty fucking hot. I don't think Carla compares.
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> I just found real footage of Mike and Carla (or is
> it Karla?)
That cheerleader's pretty fucking hot. I don't think Carla compares.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Epic
()
Date: February 25, 2011 11:29PM
Vorarephilia has entered the thread. Awesome!!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
hatebreed_frickin_rules
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Date: February 26, 2011 01:07AM
WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> breaking news Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I just found real footage of Mike and Carla (or
> is
> > it Karla?)
>
>
> That cheerleader's pretty fucking hot. I don't
> think Carla compares.
Yeah, I don't think Carla is that hot. Don't get me wrong, shes WAY too hot for LFF, but overall Carla is like a 7.5. still a pretty funny video though. If LFF did try to eat Carla, that's an accurate representation of how it would go down.
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> breaking news Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I just found real footage of Mike and Carla (or
> is
> > it Karla?)
>
>
> That cheerleader's pretty fucking hot. I don't
> think Carla compares.
Yeah, I don't think Carla is that hot. Don't get me wrong, shes WAY too hot for LFF, but overall Carla is like a 7.5. still a pretty funny video though. If LFF did try to eat Carla, that's an accurate representation of how it would go down.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
wally pip
()
Date: February 26, 2011 03:29AM
Yes coleman thank you
I thought he had some talent but would take things over the cliff with his bits
so what team is that a mascot for?
I thought he had some talent but would take things over the cliff with his bits
so what team is that a mascot for?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Preggers Mike
()
Date: February 26, 2011 07:46PM
Jesus, I didn't know Mike was pregnant. That is going to be really hard bringing a kid into this world without a stable income.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Lawrence Zeiger
()
Date: February 26, 2011 11:43PM
So I tried listening to the Fail-Cast lately...
WTF IS CAT????
Anyone? Help???
Please??? Another dumb Robb bit? For fuck's sake...
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WTF IS CAT????
Anyone? Help???
Please??? Another dumb Robb bit? For fuck's sake...
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Laughing
()
Date: February 27, 2011 08:49AM
Do you think it ever occurs to the MOM fan club that every time they do that, they bump the thread up?
No, I guess if they were capable of figuring that out, they wouldn't be fans of the failcast.
No, I guess if they were capable of figuring that out, they wouldn't be fans of the failcast.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Lawrence Zeiger
()
Date: February 27, 2011 02:06PM
I am no fan of Mike's, or this bullshit Robb is running... what the hell is it?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
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Date: February 27, 2011 02:30PM
Lawrence Zeiger Wrote:
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> I am no fan of Mike's, or this bullshit Robb is
> running... what the hell is it?
I'm not going to bother shuffling through an episode of the failcast to figure out what you guys are referring to. Suffice it to say, if Rob(b) came up with it, it's safe to say it's complete shit.
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> I am no fan of Mike's, or this bullshit Robb is
> running... what the hell is it?
I'm not going to bother shuffling through an episode of the failcast to figure out what you guys are referring to. Suffice it to say, if Rob(b) came up with it, it's safe to say it's complete shit.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Duh, I'm Rob(b)
()
Date: February 27, 2011 03:09PM
Hey, Rob(b) is hella smart! Ask him anything about crappy television shows from the '60's, even writers and producers and crap, and he will know it! That takes some real intelligence. Also, don't forget that although he went to VCU, he COULD have gotten into UVA, Va Tech, or William and Mary. Seriously, he said that on the Don and Mike Show once. But mostly, he's great at braying like a jackass at everything that the painfully unfunny Mike O'Meara says, and repeating, "Who are you?" every 8 seconds when Mike O'Meara is doing an 'impression'. Rob(b) = genius.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
What CAT Is
()
Date: February 27, 2011 04:21PM
The thing living on Robb's neck?
There, doesn't that explain it?
You'd think a podcast promotion/appearance/whatever-the-hell should entice and interest the audience, instead of pissing off and confusing them.
There, doesn't that explain it?
You'd think a podcast promotion/appearance/whatever-the-hell should entice and interest the audience, instead of pissing off and confusing them.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
WJM's Ted Baxter
()
Date: February 27, 2011 06:18PM
All I can say is wow.
Robbbbb looks like he just woke up after a few nights rest on the local park bench in that video. I love how he has the beard shaved oh so carefully to give him somewhat of a pseudo jawline on his fat head. At least he wore his best sweatshirt for the shoot. Thank god YouTube is not Smell-O-Vision capable.
And this whole "Cat" idea... it needs to be taken down to the local animal shelter and euthanized.
Robbbbb looks like he just woke up after a few nights rest on the local park bench in that video. I love how he has the beard shaved oh so carefully to give him somewhat of a pseudo jawline on his fat head. At least he wore his best sweatshirt for the shoot. Thank god YouTube is not Smell-O-Vision capable.
And this whole "Cat" idea... it needs to be taken down to the local animal shelter and euthanized.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: February 27, 2011 07:42PM
So I take it CAT is supposed to be some big mystery that compels stupid people to check it out by virtue of the fact nobody knows what it is. What a creatively bankrupt idea.
I have to say that Spewak is looking thinner. However, given the fact he has been shitting himself in bed, I'm not sure that is the result of a conscious effort on his part. The guy looks sick.
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I have to say that Spewak is looking thinner. However, given the fact he has been shitting himself in bed, I'm not sure that is the result of a conscious effort on his part. The guy looks sick.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Warhawk
()
Date: February 27, 2011 07:56PM
WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> So I take it CAT is supposed to be some big
> mystery that compels stupid people to check it out
> by virtue of the fact nobody knows what it is.
> What a creatively bankrupt idea.
Maybe Rob(b) will reveal that his wife has some sort of disease for them to milk some attention.
> I have to say that Spewak is looking thinner.
> However, given the fact he has been shitting
> himself in bed, I'm not sure that is the result of
> a conscious effort on his part. The guy looks
> sick.
I used to rock a mullet like that. In 1988. Rob(b) Spewak: pride of James Madison High School and Virginia Commonwealth University.
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> So I take it CAT is supposed to be some big
> mystery that compels stupid people to check it out
> by virtue of the fact nobody knows what it is.
> What a creatively bankrupt idea.
Maybe Rob(b) will reveal that his wife has some sort of disease for them to milk some attention.
> I have to say that Spewak is looking thinner.
> However, given the fact he has been shitting
> himself in bed, I'm not sure that is the result of
> a conscious effort on his part. The guy looks
> sick.
I used to rock a mullet like that. In 1988. Rob(b) Spewak: pride of James Madison High School and Virginia Commonwealth University.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Hatemotor
()
Date: February 27, 2011 08:54PM
Desperation makes all kinds of crazy nonsensicle ideas seem reasonable,,,
I know this from my own experience(s)
I know this from my own experience(s)
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Bruno_Hautenfaust
()
Date: February 28, 2011 12:24AM
See, the one chance I give to the failcast, I get all this Cat bullshit.
It also saddens me that as a fan of BOAD, that Oscar buys in.
Maybe I am getting old, but this faggy Cat shit doesn't excite me, nor does it rouse me into buying any MOM merchandise... Made by CHINESE SEAMSTRESSES!
http://s117.photobucket.com/albums/o45/Francesco_Rinaldi/?action=view¤t=AWESOMEdickbutt.jpg
It also saddens me that as a fan of BOAD, that Oscar buys in.
Maybe I am getting old, but this faggy Cat shit doesn't excite me, nor does it rouse me into buying any MOM merchandise... Made by CHINESE SEAMSTRESSES!
http://s117.photobucket.com/albums/o45/Francesco_Rinaldi/?action=view¤t=AWESOMEdickbutt.jpg
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Sammy the Tooth
()
Date: February 28, 2011 04:04AM
What CAT Is Wrote:
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> The thing living on Robb's neck?
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>
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>
> There, doesn't that explain it?
>
> You'd think a podcast
> promotion/appearance/whatever-the-hell should
> entice and interest the audience, instead of
> pissing off and confusing them.
Jesus Christ Robbay. If your 39 and Omeara looks like your Irish twin, it is time to start reevaluating the lifestyle. I actually love this video because as a 36 year man who thought he has fallen off, I now feel reassured that its not that bad. That dude wont make it to fifty at this rate. Look at his flushed alcoholic complexion stopping around the hairline. Trust me my Doctor pointed out the same thing to me, also denotes high blood pressure. I bet he has huge red spots all over his chest also. I'm not saying he is a full blown alcoholic but even in moderation booze does terrible things to the body, especially the already unhealthy.
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> The thing living on Robb's neck?
>
>
>
> http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/4104/modelcat20
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>
> There, doesn't that explain it?
>
> You'd think a podcast
> promotion/appearance/whatever-the-hell should
> entice and interest the audience, instead of
> pissing off and confusing them.
Jesus Christ Robbay. If your 39 and Omeara looks like your Irish twin, it is time to start reevaluating the lifestyle. I actually love this video because as a 36 year man who thought he has fallen off, I now feel reassured that its not that bad. That dude wont make it to fifty at this rate. Look at his flushed alcoholic complexion stopping around the hairline. Trust me my Doctor pointed out the same thing to me, also denotes high blood pressure. I bet he has huge red spots all over his chest also. I'm not saying he is a full blown alcoholic but even in moderation booze does terrible things to the body, especially the already unhealthy.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Sammy the Tooth
()
Date: February 28, 2011 04:08AM
Robbays road to Omeara-dom
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
wally pip
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Date: February 28, 2011 05:04AM
I think the LFF is driving robbay crazy
robbay for gawd's sake go get a teaching job at a high school the radio you love is dead and buried
i don't like CATs
robbay for gawd's sake go get a teaching job at a high school the radio you love is dead and buried
i don't like CATs
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: February 28, 2011 07:05AM
Irish tan + unexplained weight loss + shitting your bed at night = major problems. I'm assuming he has had a liver count done and, hopefully, a CT scan. Hopefully CAT is announcing he is leaving the failcast in some sort of effort to get his life straightened out.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
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Date: February 28, 2011 10:10AM
The truth about CAT. This is really amateur hour...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPqsFRia0jc
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Area Man
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Date: February 28, 2011 10:18AM
I watched the CAT video this morning on the website you don't have to, here is the deal.
There is no special event; it was just a crazy morning zoo-type gag!! They were just building up the incredible tension to unveil a slightly re-designed website (and I do mean slightly.) PLUS the secret code promised last week is for a whopping 10% off all merch orders over $40 between now and Thursday.
Just another example of how the failcast is now mainly devoted to selling shit to the listeners. I remember back in the day when Mike went off on Bill O'Reilly for using his show to sell fanclub memberships and merch on his show. Mike really has no shame left at all.
There is no special event; it was just a crazy morning zoo-type gag!! They were just building up the incredible tension to unveil a slightly re-designed website (and I do mean slightly.) PLUS the secret code promised last week is for a whopping 10% off all merch orders over $40 between now and Thursday.
Just another example of how the failcast is now mainly devoted to selling shit to the listeners. I remember back in the day when Mike went off on Bill O'Reilly for using his show to sell fanclub memberships and merch on his show. Mike really has no shame left at all.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: February 28, 2011 10:33AM
Area Man Wrote:
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> There is no special event; it was just a crazy
> morning zoo-type gag!! They were just building up
> the incredible tension to unveil a slightly
> re-designed website (and I do mean slightly.)
Unfortunately, it's not up to that level of quality. I mean, if The Edge did a morning zoo-type schtick like that, they would be announcing an Amy Mann concert at the Birchmere or SOMETHING. MOM basically rolled out NOTHING.
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> There is no special event; it was just a crazy
> morning zoo-type gag!! They were just building up
> the incredible tension to unveil a slightly
> re-designed website (and I do mean slightly.)
Unfortunately, it's not up to that level of quality. I mean, if The Edge did a morning zoo-type schtick like that, they would be announcing an Amy Mann concert at the Birchmere or SOMETHING. MOM basically rolled out NOTHING.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
YoungDCian
()
Date: February 28, 2011 10:42AM
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
At least we were bestowed with this piece of COMEDY GOLD !
This must have taken at least 15 minutes to put together. Lazy, my ass!
At least we were bestowed with this piece of COMEDY GOLD !
This must have taken at least 15 minutes to put together. Lazy, my ass!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Laughing
()
Date: February 28, 2011 11:09AM
Wow, that's it? That's sad even for the failcast.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
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Date: February 28, 2011 11:30AM
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> Wow, that's it? That's sad even for the failcast.
Lame. Very lame.
Glad to see they put zero thought or preparation into it. I mean, Oscar is reading cue cards? And Rob(b)'s bit at the end is not only not funny, but makes no sense (CAT is like a trip to Japan???)
Shit. Utter shit. If that's the best these guys can do, it's way past time to hang it up.
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> Wow, that's it? That's sad even for the failcast.
Lame. Very lame.
Glad to see they put zero thought or preparation into it. I mean, Oscar is reading cue cards? And Rob(b)'s bit at the end is not only not funny, but makes no sense (CAT is like a trip to Japan???)
Shit. Utter shit. If that's the best these guys can do, it's way past time to hang it up.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
YoungDCian
()
Date: February 28, 2011 11:32AM
Well the updated site looks great...
I wonder if we will see a new "sponsor" emerge, perhaps a web design company? You know they did not pay for this shit. This was either paid for in trade or it was done by the cartoon guy for free as a thank you for the $20 that he got from the sale of t-shirts.
Most of the links (the ones that work) lead to e-commerce, so you know where their heads are. Fuck attracting listeners to the site, let's squeeze the remaining sycophants that visit this site daily!
I wonder if we will see a new "sponsor" emerge, perhaps a web design company? You know they did not pay for this shit. This was either paid for in trade or it was done by the cartoon guy for free as a thank you for the $20 that he got from the sale of t-shirts.
Most of the links (the ones that work) lead to e-commerce, so you know where their heads are. Fuck attracting listeners to the site, let's squeeze the remaining sycophants that visit this site daily!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
ChadIsFat
()
Date: February 28, 2011 11:43AM
That was one of the worst things I have ever seen.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: February 28, 2011 11:43AM
YoungDCian Wrote:
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> Well the updated site looks great...
>
> I wonder if we will see a new "sponsor" emerge,
> perhaps a web design company? You know they did
> not pay for this shit. This was either paid for in
> trade or it was done by the cartoon guy for free
> as a thank you for the $20 that he got from the
> sale of t-shirts.
>
> Most of the links (the ones that work) lead to
> e-commerce, so you know where their heads are.
> Fuck attracting listeners to the site, let's
> squeeze the remaining sycophants that visit this
> site daily!
Looks like they have given up on attracting paying sponsors and are now relying almost solely on VAR banner ads. What do you think the windfall is from that each month? $150? $200?
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> Well the updated site looks great...
>
> I wonder if we will see a new "sponsor" emerge,
> perhaps a web design company? You know they did
> not pay for this shit. This was either paid for in
> trade or it was done by the cartoon guy for free
> as a thank you for the $20 that he got from the
> sale of t-shirts.
>
> Most of the links (the ones that work) lead to
> e-commerce, so you know where their heads are.
> Fuck attracting listeners to the site, let's
> squeeze the remaining sycophants that visit this
> site daily!
Looks like they have given up on attracting paying sponsors and are now relying almost solely on VAR banner ads. What do you think the windfall is from that each month? $150? $200?
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Yabels
()
Date: February 28, 2011 11:46AM
Ugh, what an embarrassment. I don't even want to make fun of this, its so sad, juvenile and desperate. Oscar, what the hell are you doing, dude??? You're too good for this asinine, struggling garbage. BOAD would never stoop to such bottom-feeding shenanigans; this is the kind of shtick you rail against!
Hopefully the death-knell for this podcast is fast approaching. I can't see this charade continuing much longer.
Seriously, if you are able to laugh at any of this...I mean...ugh this is just sad.
Hopefully the death-knell for this podcast is fast approaching. I can't see this charade continuing much longer.
Seriously, if you are able to laugh at any of this...I mean...ugh this is just sad.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: February 28, 2011 11:52AM
Is launching a redesigned website akin to putting new flat screen TVs in the same month the bar went under?
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
YoungDCian
()
Date: February 28, 2011 12:03PM
Yep, if you take a look at the links you will see that the ads are simply affiliate programs through DoubleClick or linksynergy. I imagine that the profit is in the triple digits. I really don't see any actual advertisers being stupid enough to drop some cash on this failing enterprise.
If I ever got a cold call from the O'Meara people I would quickly end the call by saying "sure I'll take an add, let me take a look at a Webtrends report first" which would then be followed by "hello, hello, anybody there?". Advertisers would see $0 ROI and they have no real numbers to entice even a nickel out of anyone's pocket.
If I ever got a cold call from the O'Meara people I would quickly end the call by saying "sure I'll take an add, let me take a look at a Webtrends report first" which would then be followed by "hello, hello, anybody there?". Advertisers would see $0 ROI and they have no real numbers to entice even a nickel out of anyone's pocket.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: February 28, 2011 12:44PM
YoungDCian Wrote:
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>
> If I ever got a cold call from the O'Meara people
> I would quickly end the call by saying "sure I'll
> take an add, let me take a look at a Webtrends
> report first" which would then be followed by
> "hello, hello, anybody there?". Advertisers would
> see $0 ROI and they have no real numbers to entice
> even a nickel out of anyone's pocket.
It's no mistake that most of MOM's advertisers have been businesses that probably aren't sophisticated enough to ask the right questions. I'm sure Ronic goes in there with the bullshit about "3 million downloads" and "#1 rated comedy podcast" and gets starfucking orthodontists and pub owners who remember the D&M days to invest in failcast sponsorships.
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>
> If I ever got a cold call from the O'Meara people
> I would quickly end the call by saying "sure I'll
> take an add, let me take a look at a Webtrends
> report first" which would then be followed by
> "hello, hello, anybody there?". Advertisers would
> see $0 ROI and they have no real numbers to entice
> even a nickel out of anyone's pocket.
It's no mistake that most of MOM's advertisers have been businesses that probably aren't sophisticated enough to ask the right questions. I'm sure Ronic goes in there with the bullshit about "3 million downloads" and "#1 rated comedy podcast" and gets starfucking orthodontists and pub owners who remember the D&M days to invest in failcast sponsorships.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
YoungDCian
()
Date: February 28, 2011 01:27PM
THIS time, it looks like they are planning ahead...
If you peel away the layers of the site, you can see they have already developed version 2.0. I'm sure it will be launched very soon.
WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Is launching a redesigned website akin to putting
> new flat screen TVs in the same month the bar went
> under?
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If you peel away the layers of the site, you can see they have already developed version 2.0. I'm sure it will be launched very soon.
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> Is launching a redesigned website akin to putting
> new flat screen TVs in the same month the bar went
> under?
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: February 28, 2011 01:36PM
YoungDCian Wrote:
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> THIS time, it looks like they are planning
> ahead...
>
> If you peel away the layers of the site, you can
> see they have already developed version 2.0. I'm
> sure it will be launched very soon.
>
> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Is launching a redesigned website akin to
> putting
> > new flat screen TVs in the same month the bar
> went
> > under?
I was going to ask about Buzz's "Fisting Specials," but I remember that he gives those for free.
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> THIS time, it looks like they are planning
> ahead...
>
> If you peel away the layers of the site, you can
> see they have already developed version 2.0. I'm
> sure it will be launched very soon.
>
> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Is launching a redesigned website akin to
> putting
> > new flat screen TVs in the same month the bar
> went
> > under?
I was going to ask about Buzz's "Fisting Specials," but I remember that he gives those for free.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
YoungDCian
()
Date: February 28, 2011 02:01PM
They're really not free if you factor in the cost of the Valtrex.
WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> I was going to ask about Buzz's "Fisting
> Specials," but I remember that he gives those for
> free.
WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> I was going to ask about Buzz's "Fisting
> Specials," but I remember that he gives those for
> free.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: February 28, 2011 04:10PM
YoungDCian Wrote:
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> They're really not free if you factor in the cost
> of the Valtrex.
>
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> They're really not free if you factor in the cost
> of the Valtrex.
>
>
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
YoungDCian
()
Date: February 28, 2011 05:51PM
Call me a hypocrite, but...
I think I may pick up one of their t-shirts.
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I think I may pick up one of their t-shirts.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Laughing
()
Date: March 01, 2011 05:28AM
If they'd run with "Failcast," they'd move more product. Guaranteed.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
wally pip
()
Date: March 01, 2011 06:20AM
Let's start a hair transplant fund for Oskar
He's styling his hair even more poofier
Why does LFF constantly talk about his commute on The Edge? Kind of boring imo. Can't he think of new bits?
LFF verbal crutches
"you know"
"i swear to god"
He's styling his hair even more poofier
Why does LFF constantly talk about his commute on The Edge? Kind of boring imo. Can't he think of new bits?
LFF verbal crutches
"you know"
"i swear to god"
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: March 01, 2011 06:39AM
How bad could his commute possibly be at 4am?
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Laughing
()
Date: March 01, 2011 07:32AM
When you're painfully hungover, trying to scarf down a microwaved breakfast burrito, and trying to clean last night's Cheetos out of your beard WHILE DRIVING, all commutes are bad.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Warhawk
()
Date: March 01, 2011 07:40AM
WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> The truth about CAT. This is really amateur
> hour...
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPqsFRia0jc
I regret ever clicking on that. I got douche chills, it's so embarrassing
Also, did you notice all of those black egg carton sounding boards all over the room? My wife would fucking kill me if that was part of our living room's decor.
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> The truth about CAT. This is really amateur
> hour...
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPqsFRia0jc
I regret ever clicking on that. I got douche chills, it's so embarrassing
Also, did you notice all of those black egg carton sounding boards all over the room? My wife would fucking kill me if that was part of our living room's decor.
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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: March 01, 2011 09:21AM
Warhawk Wrote:
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>
> Also, did you notice all of those black egg carton
> sounding boards all over the room? My wife would
> fucking kill me if that was part of our living
> room's decor.
It fits with the cheap glass coffee table and the Room Store sectional. I'm sure if this were the 80s, Oscar would have black lacquer furniture and Nagel prints on the wall.
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>
> Also, did you notice all of those black egg carton
> sounding boards all over the room? My wife would
> fucking kill me if that was part of our living
> room's decor.
It fits with the cheap glass coffee table and the Room Store sectional. I'm sure if this were the 80s, Oscar would have black lacquer furniture and Nagel prints on the wall.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Johnny Walker
()
Date: March 01, 2011 09:47AM
wally pip Wrote:
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> Let's start a hair transplant fund for Oskar
> He's styling his hair even more poofier
>
> Why does LFF constantly talk about his commute on
> The Edge? Kind of boring imo. Can't he think of
> new bits?
>
> LFF verbal crutches
> "you know"
> "i swear to god"
Oh man he had so many verbal crutches on the radio show and I'm drawing a blank now. It's been too long. You could listen to any of his interviews though and just count them up. It was probably the most interesting thing about the interviews.
As for why he talks about his commute, I suppose that's because It's something "everybody relates to" and makes him more like one of the regular work-a-day schmoes out "slaying the dragon" as he is often wont to say. Also, Don used to talk about his daily minutia and it worked for him. Of course, he made it entertaining usually, and it wasn't exactly the same every day.
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> Let's start a hair transplant fund for Oskar
> He's styling his hair even more poofier
>
> Why does LFF constantly talk about his commute on
> The Edge? Kind of boring imo. Can't he think of
> new bits?
>
> LFF verbal crutches
> "you know"
> "i swear to god"
Oh man he had so many verbal crutches on the radio show and I'm drawing a blank now. It's been too long. You could listen to any of his interviews though and just count them up. It was probably the most interesting thing about the interviews.
As for why he talks about his commute, I suppose that's because It's something "everybody relates to" and makes him more like one of the regular work-a-day schmoes out "slaying the dragon" as he is often wont to say. Also, Don used to talk about his daily minutia and it worked for him. Of course, he made it entertaining usually, and it wasn't exactly the same every day.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: March 01, 2011 10:04AM
I've often thought that Rob(b) looks like someone with Asperger's trying to tell a joke. Damned if I wasn't right...
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
YoungDCian
()
Date: March 01, 2011 11:28AM
I just have to rave about the new site...
It's the most awesome, original, site on the internets. I bet there is no other site like it!
http://www.pixelmeld.com/
Oh, never mind. Looks like the MOM content stuffed into this company's template, nice. Well the true measure of an event is the response from the listeners. There must be like thousands of positive comments from all of their fans, right?
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It's the most awesome, original, site on the internets. I bet there is no other site like it!
http://www.pixelmeld.com/
Oh, never mind. Looks like the MOM content stuffed into this company's template, nice. Well the true measure of an event is the response from the listeners. There must be like thousands of positive comments from all of their fans, right?
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Yabels
()
Date: March 01, 2011 11:40AM
Johnny Walker Wrote:
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> wally pip Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Let's start a hair transplant fund for Oskar
> > He's styling his hair even more poofier
> >
> > Why does LFF constantly talk about his commute
> on
> > The Edge? Kind of boring imo. Can't he think
> of
> > new bits?
> >
> > LFF verbal crutches
> > "you know"
> > "i swear to god"
>
>
> Oh man he had so many verbal crutches on the radio
> show and I'm drawing a blank now. It's been too
> long. You could listen to any of his interviews
> though and just count them up. It was probably the
> most interesting thing about the interviews.
>
> As for why he talks about his commute, I suppose
> that's because It's something "everybody relates
> to" and makes him more like one of the regular
> work-a-day schmoes out "slaying the dragon" as he
> is often wont to say. Also, Don used to talk about
> his daily minutia and it worked for him. Of
> course, he made it entertaining usually, and it
> wasn't exactly the same every day.
A few more Mike verbal crutches:
"incidentally"
"seriously"
"for some reason"
"Listen..."
And a few of Oscar's (mostly from BOAD):
"At the end of the day"
"I'm with you, but"
"You know, God bless."
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> wally pip Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Let's start a hair transplant fund for Oskar
> > He's styling his hair even more poofier
> >
> > Why does LFF constantly talk about his commute
> on
> > The Edge? Kind of boring imo. Can't he think
> of
> > new bits?
> >
> > LFF verbal crutches
> > "you know"
> > "i swear to god"
>
>
> Oh man he had so many verbal crutches on the radio
> show and I'm drawing a blank now. It's been too
> long. You could listen to any of his interviews
> though and just count them up. It was probably the
> most interesting thing about the interviews.
>
> As for why he talks about his commute, I suppose
> that's because It's something "everybody relates
> to" and makes him more like one of the regular
> work-a-day schmoes out "slaying the dragon" as he
> is often wont to say. Also, Don used to talk about
> his daily minutia and it worked for him. Of
> course, he made it entertaining usually, and it
> wasn't exactly the same every day.
A few more Mike verbal crutches:
"incidentally"
"seriously"
"for some reason"
"Listen..."
And a few of Oscar's (mostly from BOAD):
"At the end of the day"
"I'm with you, but"
"You know, God bless."
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
YoungDCian
()
Date: March 01, 2011 12:40PM
So I listened to the failcast today...
It starts off with Rob(b) being angry that Oscar did not read his awful copy, word for word. Basically, Rob(b) swears that the video would have been hilarious, if only Oscar had properly sold the comedy gold that was lavished upon him via Rob(b).
So here it is directly from Rob(b) typos and all:
"Dear CAT participants:
Due to unforeseen circumstances largely due to intense internet web traffic due to the launch of the entirely redesigned MIKE OMEARA SHOW WEBSITE (which by the way, is not only easier to navigate… but ALSO GORGEOUS. It’s Amazing), we regret to inform you that CAT 2011 has been canceled.
Please exit The Blue Parrot in an orderly fashion and please everybody… DO NOT log of your computers at the same time. Let’s try to keep the internet flowing smoothly and free of log jams…
All Pre-purchased ticket will be valid for a 40% face value refund. Tickets bought today will be honored at CAT 2012.
The gift shop will remain open until noon today and ALL CAT T-shirts that have been purchased WILL BE DELIVERED, and become instant collector’s items. You can still purchase them at mikeomearashow.com, a newly redesigned website that will literally knock your socks off.
The outdoor CAT Carnival will continue until 4pm, and I, Oscar Santana, will be signing autographs in the Flea Market’s food court for the next hour. All rides cost one ticket. And yes, the Ferris Wheel is safe. Technically.
Stay close to your computer for details about the re-scheduling of the RJ Diaz look-alike contest and Buzz Burbanks “Lower Kissing” booth.
Mike O’Meara’s impressionist’s seminar has been canceled indefinitely.
Any questions regarding refunds should be submitted to Marc Ronick, who we are told, suddenly left the country.
Best, The CAT Management Team"
This is further evidence of exactly how useless that fat fuck is.
It starts off with Rob(b) being angry that Oscar did not read his awful copy, word for word. Basically, Rob(b) swears that the video would have been hilarious, if only Oscar had properly sold the comedy gold that was lavished upon him via Rob(b).
So here it is directly from Rob(b) typos and all:
"Dear CAT participants:
Due to unforeseen circumstances largely due to intense internet web traffic due to the launch of the entirely redesigned MIKE OMEARA SHOW WEBSITE (which by the way, is not only easier to navigate… but ALSO GORGEOUS. It’s Amazing), we regret to inform you that CAT 2011 has been canceled.
Please exit The Blue Parrot in an orderly fashion and please everybody… DO NOT log of your computers at the same time. Let’s try to keep the internet flowing smoothly and free of log jams…
All Pre-purchased ticket will be valid for a 40% face value refund. Tickets bought today will be honored at CAT 2012.
The gift shop will remain open until noon today and ALL CAT T-shirts that have been purchased WILL BE DELIVERED, and become instant collector’s items. You can still purchase them at mikeomearashow.com, a newly redesigned website that will literally knock your socks off.
The outdoor CAT Carnival will continue until 4pm, and I, Oscar Santana, will be signing autographs in the Flea Market’s food court for the next hour. All rides cost one ticket. And yes, the Ferris Wheel is safe. Technically.
Stay close to your computer for details about the re-scheduling of the RJ Diaz look-alike contest and Buzz Burbanks “Lower Kissing” booth.
Mike O’Meara’s impressionist’s seminar has been canceled indefinitely.
Any questions regarding refunds should be submitted to Marc Ronick, who we are told, suddenly left the country.
Best, The CAT Management Team"
This is further evidence of exactly how useless that fat fuck is.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: March 01, 2011 12:43PM
Jerry Seinfeld couldn't read that and make it funny. It literally sounds like something an 8-year-old Asperger's kid would write and think was funny.
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