Legal Attorney Wrote:
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> And, I should have said. Virginia State Bar.
>
> > 2010. Five digits. Happy now?

For a professional, you keep odd hours.

Your honor I wish to apologize from the depths of my being for the things I might have said about the LFF it was meant to be constructive criticism on my part and I am truly sorry if I have hurt the feelings of LFF. He truly is a wonderful addition to the cultural and entertainment community of the D.C. area.


But why does this dude think he's funny?

Why continue this topic. For me part of it has to do with the frustration I feel for the current state of over the air radio and the douchebags, make that ASSHATS to use the LFF venacular cause hey I get it, who run it these days. And sadly, I think it will only get worse. Just pisses me off that no talent schmucks(LFF) and bean counters(management) run radio these days and I miss the old days.

Legal Attorney passed the bar in 2010? So basically you are a clerk, right? I mean, it's not like you are allowed to actually speak with clients or do anything important. How old are you? 26? How many libel cases have you worked on? None?

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mcsmack Wrote:
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> Legal attorney and this houndstooth dipshit are
> the same person.

Bullshit. learn how to read a thread. Who was the first to point out this this shyster how stupid he is for using the term "legal attorney" as a nickname?

As for the rest of your post, you have some serious projection issues going on? What's wrong? Didn't get much custody of your son while he was growing up? Your kid probably grew up to be a real sissy boy because his momma babied his ass during your absence. Not too far off the mark, am I?

Speaking of stains, your boy probably would have had a better life being just that on the sheets instead of being spewed into that whore.

Mr. Madison Ave. 95841 Wrote:
>They're jealous that they don't have a radio gig of their
> own, so this is a place where they can pretend to
> be in the spotlight. Lame.


I'm not claiming that you're Mike or any member of the lamecast, but this reaction to any critique of people in the media of: "oh well they're just jealous they don't have their own show", is the most typcial way for people who ARE in the media to fight against criticism. While jealousy certain does exist in many, you wouldn't say to Roger Ebert, et al. <--(that one's for "Legal Attorney"): "oh he's just jealous that he failed in the movie business" whenever he writes a particularly scathing review.

That said, I think that pretty much everybody in this thread will admit that they know how to make a better show than Mike, and it involves getting a certain DJ back to the East Coast.

Yabels Wrote:
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> While jealousy certain
> does exist in many, you wouldn't say to Roger
> Ebert, et al. <--(that one's for "Legal
> Attorney"): "oh he's just jealous that he failed
> in the movie business" whenever he writes a
> particularly scathing review.

Failed? Apparently someone hasn't heard of Beyond the Valley of the Dolls!

houndstooth fedora Wrote:
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>
> Failed? Apparently someone hasn't heard of Beyond
> the Valley of the Dolls!

Kind of like Mike trying to do a radio show without Don.

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Come on, "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls" is a CLASSIC! It's completely insane.

Oh, and there are two possibilities re: "Legal Attorney":

1. Total poseur.
2. Clueless. Bear in mind, LA, that whether or not you were representing Fat Boy is NOT protected by attorney-client privilege; the mere fact of representation is not privileged. Communications with the client are. And if you imagine for ONE SECOND that anything on this board rises to the level of libel against a public figure, you were asleep in class that day.

#1 is certainly the leader in the clubhouse, if only because you will NEVER EVER hear an attorney use the phrase "Legal Attorney.

Nice try...

If you were admitted in 2010, your VSB ID would be 6 digits, fuckstick!



Posting at 1:52am? Don't you have court in the morning?



Legal Attorney Wrote:
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> And, I should have said. Virginia State Bar.
>
> > 2010. Five digits. Happy now?

YoungDCian Wrote:
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> Nice try...
>
> If you were admitted in 2010, your VSB ID would be
> 6 digits, fuckstick!


Wow, over 50,000 attorneys were admitted in VA since 2003?

In honor of Legal Attorney, I want to list some of my favorite occupations...

A Food Chef

A Money Accountant

A Transportation Bus Driver

An Aviation Pilot

A Conflagration Fire Fighter

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Since you ARE in the radio business...

You would know that Arbitron would actually threaten this site with legal action if we published "the ratings" here on the day they came out. They actually have the cash to sue us, unlike Mike.

p.s. Look up the definitions of "Jealous" and "Envious" when you have some free time. If you are going to be a professional troll, you might as well be well versed in the correct lexicon.


Mr. Madison Ave. 95841 Wrote:
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> YoungDCian Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Almost forgot...
> >
> > Ratings are out today, check DCRTV around noon
> to
> > see what level of fail K&M are currently
> hanging
> > onto with their fingernails.
> >
> >
>
>
> The fact that you amateurs in this thread rely on
> DCRTV of all places to get the ratings for 'Kirk &
> Mike' tells me that you're not in the radio
> business at all and proves how much you're not "in
> the know" of what really goes on. WashToneLoc
> also proves my point when he posts hilarious
> salary figures that are waaaaay, waaaaaay off...
> I mean astronomically off.
>
> If you guys are going to post on here, please at
> least know what the fuck you are talking about.
> You all sound like pimply-faced dropouts that
> couldn't hack it at Columbia Broadcasting School.
>
>
> So what if O'Meara's admitted to bouncing some
> checks, is overweight or gets drunk?
>
> At least he's man enough to admit these things on
> the air, unlike you pussies that hide behind the
> anonymity of the internet and portray that you're
> as perfect as an untouched hymen. Give. Me. A.
> Break.
>
> This thread is hilarious. Not because I am
> laughing WITH it, but because I am laughing AT it.
> I can see everybody's jealousy when they post on
> here... they're not jealous of Mike. They're
> jealous that they don't have a radio gig of their
> own, so this is a place where they can pretend to
> be in the spotlight. Lame.

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> In honor of Legal Attorney, I want to list some of
> my favorite occupations...
>
> A Food Chef
>
> A Money Accountant
>
> A Transportation Bus Driver
>
> An Aviation Pilot
>
> A Conflagration Fire Fighter

I am a garment tailor. I fell short of my goal of wanting to be a space astronaut. Athletically, I was a gifted water swimmer.

Wish I was an internet podcaster...

I hear you can make a fuckload of money!

houndstooth fedora Wrote:
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> mcsmack Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Legal attorney and this houndstooth dipshit are
> > the same person.
>
> Bullshit. learn how to read a thread. Who was the
> first to point out this this shyster how stupid he
> is for using the term "legal attorney" as a
> nickname?
>
> As for the rest of your post, you have some
> serious projection issues going on? What's wrong?
> Didn't get much custody of your son while he was
> growing up? Your kid probably grew up to be a
> real sissy boy because his momma babied his ass
> during your absence. Not too far off the mark, am
> I?
>
> Speaking of stains, your boy probably would have
> had a better life being just that on the sheets
> instead of being spewed into that whore.

Soooo.....I got the stain part right. My oldest son is in business with me and my youngest is pre-med.

You did succeed in getting me to reengage you though so you got me there! see ya stain!

YoungDCian Wrote:
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> Nice try...
>
> If you were admitted in 2010, your VSB ID would be
> 6 digits, fuckstick!
>
>
>
> Posting at 1:52am? Don't you have court in the
> morning?
>


Even if Legal Attorney is a lawyer, which I doubt, he has been practicing professionally for less than a year. That means he is a glorified gopher at some law firm. If that's the case, then he is spouting shit he has overhead from partners and more experienced associates on this forum. Seems like a breach of ethics and a fire-able offense to me.

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Obviously Legal Attorney is a failcast staffer and attempting to scare us into not pointing at the failings of the failcast and its crew.

Let's post some undeniable truths:
1) Mike
a) is very fat
b) failed at running his bar
c) was not talented enough to keep his job at JFK
d) thinks talking about his dogs defecating on the carpet is entertaining

2) Rob(b)
a) is not talented or intelligent enough to keep a job at JFK
b) is very fat
c) experiences difficultly with jumper cables
d) is currently unemployed

3) Buzz
a) does not add much funny to the show

4) Big O
a) has a very hot girlfriend
b) is not eloquent

So, Legal Attorney, please bring it.

I don't know about you...

But I'm starting to think that people here might be lying about who they are.



WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> YoungDCian Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Nice try...
> >
> > If you were admitted in 2010, your VSB ID would
> be
> > 6 digits, fuckstick!
> >
> >
> >
> > Posting at 1:52am? Don't you have court in the
> > morning?
> >
>
>
> Even if Legal Attorney is a lawyer, which I doubt,
> he has been practicing professionally for less
> than a year. That means he is a glorified gopher
> at some law firm. If that's the case, then he is
> spouting shit he has overhead from partners and
> more experienced associates on this forum. Seems
> like a breach of ethics and a fire-able offense to
> me.

mcsmack Wrote:
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> Soooo.....I got the stain part right. My oldest
> son is in business with me and my youngest is
> pre-med.

Guilty complex for not being around when they were growing up? Most parents hope their kids are more successful than themselves. EIther your boy is completely unemployable by anyone else, or a sorry sac who is lazy enough to know Daddy will always give him a towel to wipe down the wet cars. BTW, cleaning the cum out of hookers pussies does not make one pre-med, just the low employee of a pimp.

> You did succeed in getting me to reengage you
> though so you got me there! see ya stain!

Notice you didn't address your moronic connection between me and "legal attorney." An obvious admission of your own stupidity.

I think that if we remember page 107 for only one thing, it will be the complete and systematic discrediting and hilarious ass-spanking of "Legal Attorney".

For the record, I've found the lawsuit brought against us from Mike:


IN THE UNITED STATES COURT OF INTERNET BUTT-HURTNESS

MR. MIKE O'MEARA,
Plaintiff,
v.

FAIRFAX UNDERGROUND INC.
Defendant.

Court No. 11-00069
Before: The Hon. Reinhold, Judge

SUMMONS IN A CIVIL ACTION

YOU ARE HEREBY SUMMONED and required to serve on PLAINTIFF’S ATTORNEY (name and address below)

an answer to the complaint which is served on you with this summons, within 20 days after service of this summons upon you, exclusive of the day of service. If you fail to do so, judgment by default will be taken against you for the relief demanded in the complaint. Any answer that you serve on the parties to this action must be filed on The Mike O'Meara Show Thread within a reasonable period of time after service.

On behalf of Mike O'Meara:
Mr. Legal Attorney, Esq.
Attorney & Lawyers, LLP
100 Law Street
Manasass, VA 20110

March 21, 2011

Fedora:

Ever considered decaf?

Getting a little touchy there. I realize that defending the indefensible must be exhausting . . .

Laughing Wrote:
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> Fedora:
>
> Ever considered decaf?
>
> Getting a little touchy there. I realize that
> defending the indefensible must be exhausting . .
> .

What is so indefensible? Ever consider getting on some meds so you can follow along?

See, there it is again.

It's not that hard to follow; it's just hard to understand what about this little thread of love could provoke such rage. I mean, the cleaning out hooker orifices thing was vivid, but why so cranky? Worried about the failcast that much?

Kids, kids, please...

Let's not forget why we are all here!

Laughing Wrote:
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> See, there it is again.
>
> It's not that hard to follow; it's just hard to
> understand what about this little thread of love
> could provoke such rage. I mean, the cleaning out
> hooker orifices thing was vivid, but why so
> cranky? Worried about the failcast that much?

Don't care about the failcast, podcast, dickcast, etc. Believe it or not, it is possible to find both mcsmack and o'meara unfunny assclowns. As for vivid, go back to mcsmacks original stain comments. I am not cranky at all. That accusation is always a BS charge on message boards. Somehow calling someone cranky implies you got the best of them. You will have to try harder than that. Settle down, grab a brew and pop in your Beyond the Valley of the Dolls DVD.

Bravo, bravo! This thread -- hell, this PAGE of this thread -- cracks me up so much more than the Failcast does.

YoungDCian has, indeed, reminded us of what's important.

The ongoing failure of the failcast.

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Even if Legal Attorney is a lawyer, which I doubt,
> he has been practicing professionally for less
> than a year. That means he is a glorified gopher
> at some law firm. If that's the case, then he is
> spouting shit he has overhead from partners and
> more experienced associates on this forum. Seems
> like a breach of ethics and a fire-able offense to
> me.


Hey pinhead, not everyone who graduates from law school goes to work for a big firm where they'll be a glorified gopher for the first ten years of practice.

I'm not sure why my job matters so much to you, but yes, you busted me. I'm not on the partnership track at DLA Piper or Baker & McKenzie, but I am very happy and comfortable at a small, family-owned firm.

Of course, I don't know continually trying to take down Mike O'Meara is so important to you, either.

And "Legal Attorney" is not my job description, it's just my handle on a stupid thread about Mike O'Meara. But wow, some of you get worked up about little things, don't you?

That still didn't explain your VSB ID discrepancy, care to explain that?

I do think you may be in the legal profession though, maybe a court reporter, or maybe the CFO of a court reporting service. Either way, I bet you take great dictation

Legal Attorney Wrote:
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> Hey pinhead, not everyone who graduates from law
> school goes to work for a big firm where they'll
> be a glorified gopher for the first ten years of
> practice.
>
> I'm not sure why my job matters so much to you,
> but yes, you busted me. I'm not on the partnership
> track at DLA Piper or Baker & McKenzie, but I am
> very happy and comfortable at a small,
> family-owned firm.
>
> Of course, I don't know continually trying to take
> down Mike O'Meara is so important to you, either.
>
> And "Legal Attorney" is not my job description,
> it's just my handle on a stupid thread about Mike
> O'Meara. But wow, some of you get worked up about
> little things, don't you?

Legal Attorney Wrote:
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> I am very happy and comfortable at a small,
> family-owned firm.
>

It seems you have great synergy with your potential client(s), i.e., O'Meara and crew.

They are very happy and comfortable playing radio in a family-owned (but soon to be bank owned?) living room.

houndstooth fedora Wrote:
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> mcsmack Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Soooo.....I got the stain part right. My oldest
> > son is in business with me and my youngest is
> > pre-med.
>
> Guilty complex for not being around when they were
> growing up? Most parents hope their kids are more
> successful than themselves. EIther your boy is
> completely unemployable by anyone else, or a sorry
> sac who is lazy enough to know Daddy will always
> give him a towel to wipe down the wet cars. BTW,
> cleaning the cum out of hookers pussies does not
> make one pre-med, just the low employee of a
> pimp.
>
> > You did succeed in getting me to reengage you
> > though so you got me there! see ya stain!
>
> Notice you didn't address your moronic connection
> between me and "legal attorney." An obvious
> admission of your own stupidity.

Yep you got me there hound. nothin' but a family full of losers down here.

I'll have to find me a thread where there is a pro and con argument going on then invest a bunch of time posting on it showing how disinterested I am with both sides. That way I can be just as smart as you some day.

YoungDCian Wrote:
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> That still didn't explain your VSB ID discrepancy,
> care to explain that?
>
> I do think you may be in the legal profession
> though, maybe a court reporter, or maybe the CFO
> of a court reporting service. Either way, I bet
> you take great dictation
>

Probably good at answering phones, too.

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YoungDCian Wrote:
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> Since you ARE in the radio business...
>
> You would know that Arbitron would actually
> threaten this site with legal action if we
> published "the ratings" here on the day they came
> out. They actually have the cash to sue us, unlike
> Mike.

Believe me, Arbitron doesn't give two runny shits about this website. If they do, then maybe 'legal attorney' can expound on this subject by citing some imaginary Matlock or Judge Judy caselaw (or coleslaw) he can pull out of his ass.



> p.s. Look up the definitions of "Jealous" and
> "Envious" when you have some free time. If you are
> going to be a professional troll, you might as
> well be well versed in the correct lexicon.

Actually, I correctly used the word "jealous" in my post you blubbering idiot. Here's the definition courtesy of the Macmillan Dictionary so you can educate YOURSELF before trying to educate others:

"unhappy because someone has something that you would like or can do something that you would like to do"

http://www.macmillandictionary.com/dictionary/american/jealous
















A very special message to all you youngsters out there that may be looking in...
Don't grow up to be like the mouth-breathing serial posters on Fairfax Underground that have nothing better to do with their time than point out the obvious over and over again on a thread that is 107 pages long. The longer the thread goes, and the more you point out the same shit, the more you'll end up looking like a swollen baboon's ass.
Just some advice from your old buddy in the 95841.

Please, Carrie, don't!


Cases Of Shaken Manchild Syndrome On The Rise

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Well Mr Madison Ave,,,

I can assure you I have strived my whole life to become a swollen babboon's ass and quite frankly I revel in my swollen babboon assedness

don't blink,,,page 125 is right around the corner



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What does Mike have that we would be jealous of? High blood pressure? Bill collectors? Rob(b) sitting in his living room every day?

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He actually looked it up...



Priceless, fucking priceless.

Seriously folks...

We've had our fun, but let's not forget the true purpose of this thread.



p.s. Mike is fat.

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Rob(b) wishes he was that skinny...

His wife does too!

Man Rob is fat. Look how fat he and Mike are.

Yeah what a couple of big fat fatties!

Here's a glimpse of Mike's future. A drive-time DJ in DC loses his job and ends up as a PD at a station in America's 128th largest market....


Ballard Lands PD Gig In GA - 3/23 - Jon Ballard (right), who used be an on-air personality on Clear Channel's classic hits WBIG and alt rocker DC101, joins the company's Columbus GA rocker WVRK as program director. He got jettisoned from the morning gig at WBIG in mid-2010.....



...I joke about Mike ending up in Roanoke, but considering it's the 67th largest market, Mike might not be able to cut it there, either.

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Another glimpse of mikes future...

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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"

Catching up a bit late via my intermittent perusal of this thread, but thought I'd add my two cents re this:

Legal Attorney Wrote:
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> I believe Mike is in the process of retaining
> legal counsel to have this web site shut down. He
> has finally had it with the incessant libel and
> slander that shows up on this web site day after
> day after day.
>
> Don't say I didn't try to warn you last week.


This is very weak coming from a supposed attorney.

There is NO WAY IN HELL anyone is going to shut down this website for even actual libel (and nothing I've seen on this thread rises to that level).

Under § 230 of the Communications Decency Act, the host of an online message board is not legally responsible for defamatory posts made by someone else. Period.

http://www.chillingeffects.org/defamation/faq.cgi#QID708

http://www4.law.cornell.edu/uscode/47/230.html#230.c_1

In the unlikely event a court ordered this site to take down a defamatory post or posts, so long as Cary complied - which he has stated he would in the case of a court order - there is no way this website could or would be "shut down."



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/24/2011 07:22PM by Grotius.

Grotius:

Don't overthink Legal Attorney. It's my information that he/she has retained counsel to change his/her board name to "Alleged Attorney." From there, it's a short journey to "Not an attorney, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night."

As previously noted, two options:

1. LA is a poseur.
2. LA is a clueless attorney.

Wanted to hear what the show sounded like without Mike today,,,picked a good day, Oscar spent the whole show talking about his latest episode with Kara

Yes, another iPhone bit the dust

I could be incorrect here, but isn't slander expressly spoken (whereas "libel" is the written word)?

Oh, and, by the way, Legal Attorney, can you explain how any of the posts on here can unfrivolously be characterized in a lawsuit as "slander"?

Awaiting your reply with bated breath...

Was Miss Kara part of the bikini contest held St. Patrick's Day at a bar in Woodbridge in which Beetlejuice and LFF were going to appear

Hatemotor Wrote:
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> Wanted to hear what the show sounded like without
> Mike today,,,picked a good day, Oscar spent the
> whole show talking about his latest episode with
> Kara
>
> Yes, another iPhone bit the dust


Is he planning in marrying this chick? He does realize she is doing this kind of shit on her best behavior, right? If they get married, it will be 10 times worse.

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Oscars crazy! Never trust a broad that walks around shitty bars in her underwear promoting bad radio stations.

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Is he planning in marrying this chick? He does
> realize she is doing this kind of shit on her best
> behavior, right? If they get married, it will be
> 10 times worse.


Pal, you ain't kidding... she has to let the crazy out of the box, before she explodes.

If anyone listened to the Christmas shows, did Oscar go through with buying the psycho bitch a Sybian?

Mr. Madison Ave. 95841 Wrote:
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> YoungDCian Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Since you ARE in the radio business...
> >
> > You would know that Arbitron would actually
> > threaten this site with legal action if we
> > published "the ratings" here on the day they
> came
> > out. They actually have the cash to sue us,
> unlike
> > Mike.
>
> Believe me, Arbitron doesn't give two runny shits
> about this website. If they do, then maybe 'legal
> attorney' can expound on this subject by citing
> some imaginary Matlock or Judge Judy caselaw (or
> coleslaw) he can pull out of his ass.
>
>
>
> > p.s. Look up the definitions of "Jealous" and
> > "Envious" when you have some free time. If you
> are
> > going to be a professional troll, you might as
> > well be well versed in the correct lexicon.
>
> Actually, I correctly used the word "jealous" in
> my post you blubbering idiot. Here's the
> definition courtesy of the Macmillan Dictionary so
> you can educate YOURSELF before trying to educate
> others:
>
> "unhappy because someone has something that you
> would like or can do something that you would like
> to do"
>
> http://www.macmillandictionary.com/dictionary/amer
> ican/jealous
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> A very special message to all you youngsters out
> there that may be looking in...
> Don't grow up to be like the mouth-breathing
> serial posters on Fairfax Underground that have
> nothing better to do with their time than point
> out the obvious over and over again on a thread
> that is 107 pages long. The longer the thread
> goes, and the more you point out the same shit,
> the more you'll end up looking like a swollen
> baboon's ass.
> Just some advice from your old buddy in the
> 95841.
> http://africanenvironmentalfilms.squarespace.com/s
> torage/blog-images/cbs_cares_logo7cm.JPG?__SQUARES
> PACE_CACHEVERSION=1243946185157
> http://www.epiclosers.com/Funny-Pictures/Biggest-R
> eddest-Babboon-Ass-You-Will-See.jpg


Donnie G?

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Hatemotor Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Wanted to hear what the show sounded like
> without
> > Mike today,,,picked a good day, Oscar spent the
> > whole show talking about his latest episode
> with
> > Kara
> >
> > Yes, another iPhone bit the dust
>
>
> Is he planning in marrying this chick? He does
> realize she is doing this kind of shit on her best
> behavior, right? If they get married, it will be
> 10 times worse.

On the flip side, she probably won't care if he is getting some strange.

houdnstooth fedora Wrote:
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>
> On the flip side, she probably won't care if he is
> getting some strange.


Uh, actually it would be the complete opposite. She does this bullshit as some bizarre test of his love for her. If he cheated, she's going to do a Lorena Bobbit on him.

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Oscar should read this...

http://blogs.tribune.com.pk/story/4814/10-signs-your-girlfriend-is-crazy/

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Kara cheated on Oscar...

She went out with this guy Ben on several occasions, traded randy text messages with him and ultimately fucked him all behind Oscar's back. She is quite a piece of ass, but not worth the hassle. I would trade her in for a younger model, easily obtained from a local college campus. Obviously Oscar doesn't really care about personality, and with all of the drinking, smoking and tanning, Kara is due to hit the wall soon.

Fuck getting an engagement ring! Why stress yourself out for a crazy bitch whose looks will be significantly diminished in the next 5 years.

Oscar's Future Bride

If he bought her an engagement ring, how many times do you think she would flush it down the toilet because she was pissed off before they actually tied the knot?

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I don't know if she would put the ring in her vagina...

(If that's what you are referring to.)

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> If he bought her an engagement ring, how many
> times do you think she would flush it down the
> toilet because she was pissed off before they
> actually tied the knot?

YoungDCian Wrote:
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> I don't know if she would put the ring in her
> vagina...
>
> (If that's what you are referring to.)

nuvaring?

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> Hook, Line and Sinker Wrote:
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> > >
> > >
> > > Things on here that are not made up (because
> > Mike
> > > talks about them on the air).
> > >
> > >
> >
> > They also talk about how the Washington area is
> > overrun with douchebags, That's obviously true.
>
>
> You would know, wouldn't you?


Love it, another classic line from WTC. Cut me to the bone. You are fucking brilliant.

And no, I wouldn't know. But if Mike says it, it must be true. Right?


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>
>
> Love it, another classic line from WTC. Cut me to
> the bone. You are fucking brilliant.
>


WTC...The World Trade Center?


Wake up, McFly.

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WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> HLS Wrote:
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> >
> >
> > Love it, another classic line from WTC. Cut me
> to
> > the bone. You are fucking brilliant.
> >
>
>
> WTC...The World Trade Center?
>
>
> Wake up, McFly.

What the Crap?

Can't we all just get along...

Let's set aside our differences and let O'Meara unite us for the common good!



p.s. I wonder if Mike enjoyed his time in Fort Myers?

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> Kara cheated on Oscar...
>
> She went out with this guy Ben on several
> occasions, traded randy text messages with him and
> ultimately fucked him all behind Oscar's back. She
> is quite a piece of ass, but not worth the hassle.
> I would trade her in for a younger model, easily
> obtained from a local college campus. Obviously
> Oscar doesn't really care about personality, and
> with all of the drinking, smoking and tanning,
> Kara is due to hit the wall soon.
>
> Fuck getting an engagement ring! Why stress
> yourself out for a crazy bitch whose looks will be
> significantly diminished in the next 5 years.
>
>
> Oscar's Future Bride

For arguments sake, who is Ben and how do you know this?



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Ben is a friend of one of Oscar and Kara's mutual friends. You can hear a recount of the incident on the failcast. Ben is referred to by another name but the guy Oscar is talking about is named Ben.

You should listen to the failcast more often.

Is there a picture of Kara? I need pics to evaluate this situtation better.

Mike is fat, btw.

Thanks.

YoungDCian Wrote:
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> Ben is a friend of one of Oscar and Kara's mutual
> friends. You can hear a recount of the incident on
> the failcast. Ben is referred to by another name
> but the guy Oscar is talking about is named Ben.
>
> You should listen to the failcast more often.

But I don't think the show is funny.

Ben is a mutual friend? I listened to part of it and there is some guy named Jason who Oscar doesn't know at all. Is Ben someone totally different?

The Mike O'Meary Show is boring!
Paisting is a worn out novelty everyone is boared of!
It's done by very mentally limited copy-cats!
Now-the pictures are being done very well! Real Nice! Very Funny stuff some of them (most-really) and obviously takes at least a talented effort!

Everybody should go to the thread (search)

the lamb center

and see just how stupid boring 99.99% of this ancient function of paisting can get by really stupid bored ignorant no talent little whining crybaby bitches with no life at all but to woder around one single website making idiotic statements and un-orignal paists all over the place.

Once you get past the above mentioned baby posts like on this thread, thars some pretty interesting stuff being posted by some pretty good hearted folks concerneded about the future of this county, not to mentioned, country!

Did Anyone See The Latest Census about the Immigration Invasion of the Hispanics/Latinos flooding into this country?
43% increase verses 5% by 'ALL OTHER THAN' in population.
Of course, if your stinkin' greedy RICH and/or Affluent, none of this matters for obvious reasons! This groop is allowed to promote this illegal shit, privatly of course!
Every time the 'City Council' meets (once yearly) the predominant group that shows up to support this crime inversted dump are ATTORNEYS (and Immigration Attorneys!)

That's some really sick picture paisting, SICKO!
Who wants to see a deformed Jerk-Off necked on a beach?

Again, for much more intellectual discussion (minus mentioned above by Washington-Tone-Lotion)
Go To The Thread, This Website: (search)

the lamb center

And actually try to participate in something productive!

Brought to you by The Michael Murray Show!

That's REALLY DISGUSTING pictures being posted. Pornographic Disgusting!
Are you like a necrophiliac or something!
I'm really amazed Cary Weidemann hasn't removed them yet!

That's nothing man. Look on page 21 of this thread. Specifially the Robb Spewak post from March 24, 2009 at 02:36PM.



YoungDcainThat'sREALLYsICKO! Wrote:
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> That's REALLY DISGUSTING pictures being posted.
> Pornographic Disgusting!
> Are you like a necrophiliac or something!
> I'm really amazed Cary Weidemann hasn't removed
> them yet!

You are right...

I need help! That picture of Mike on the beach was the straw that broke the camel's back for me. I now realize that I have a problem.

Please tell me where I can get the help that I so desperately need. I'm glad there is someone like you out there to act as the moral compass for this thread.

Thanks Buddy


YoungDcainThat'sREALLYsICKO! Wrote:
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> That's REALLY DISGUSTING pictures being posted.
> Pornographic Disgusting!
> Are you like a necrophiliac or something!
> I'm really amazed Cary Weidemann hasn't removed
> them yet!

YoungDCian Wrote:
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> Can't we all just get along...
>
> Let's set aside our differences and let O'Meara
> unite us for the common good!
>



I think it's time to repost the thread primer put up a few months ago for some of the newer posters that have popped up here the last several pages.

Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: mcsmack ()
Date: January 20, 2011 08:02PM

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> Hello Everyone I new member ^^"

So you are new here. Welcome. Here is a short primer for your convenience to follow possibly saving you a lot of trouble. You will also be on a 30 day probation period and voluntarily submit to random drug testing.

1) Learn how much Mike O'Meara sucks if you don't already know. http://www.mikeomearashow.com/

2) Swear to uphold the integrity of this thread in all things pertaining to hate The Mike O'Meara Show so help you God.

3) Do NOT piss off WashingTone-Locian.

4) All trolls are identified and ignored i.e. HoneyDipCrisp

5) You WILL show Mr. Charles Nelson Reilly proper respect.



6) Remember there is no "I" in team. ( But there is "Me" in team so don't piss "me" off)

7) After you have completed your 30 day probationary period you will be awarded apprenticeship status on the thread for 6 months whereby you will then be a full fledged member with all benefits enjoyed therein.

This seven step primer is designed first and foremost to make you a better participant and member of the thread. Following these rules will not only make you a better member of the community it will maximize your entertainment value on the thread.

Again Welcome and good day to you sir, McSmack

I am also adding rule number 8;

Do not give resident CGI tech YoungDCian any crap either. He has proven himself immensely more talented than 99.9% of the mouth breathers posting on this thread and you WILL show proper respect and gratitude for his service..



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THE 'SOUTH PARK' CARTOONIST SHOULD BE SUEING YOU, WASHINTONE-LOCIAN, AND ALL YOU OTHER DEADBEATS COPYRIGHT INFRINGMENT CRAP INCLUDING ON ANY OTHER WEBSITES/THREADS!

YOU ALL SHAME SUCH A WONDERFULL TALENT!

HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL!

YOUR SUFFERING WILL BE LEGENDARY -IN HELL!

If only "Legal Attorney" were a REAL attorney, he could perhaps save us from all of this disgusting MOM porn.

(Does anyone have any BA porn? Now that's what I'd like to see!)

tHEY ALL LOOK LIKE TRANSVESTITES, HOW THE HELL?

Oh shit here I go again...


I need to be stopped!

Seems to me the sudden spam on here is a smoke screen to cover up something from being read. Wonder if someone doesn't want Oscar seeing what was written on here earlier. Hmmmm.

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Oh, you mean the stuff about Kara fucking Ben?

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Seems to me the sudden spam on here is a smoke
> screen to cover up something from being read.
> Wonder if someone doesn't want Oscar seeing what
> was written on here earlier. Hmmmm.

God, i wish the asshole who keeps adding comments about the Lamb Center in unrelated threads would shut the hell up.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?!?!?

You posters on here say that Mike and Robb are fat? You could've fooled me!

Mike's broke and so is Robb? Wow.

They drink alcohol too!? Oh my gosh!!!! Call their mothers!

Plus Oscar has relationship problems? Golly gee.



If you read WTL's and YoungDCian's posts aloud... it sure sounds like a bunch of gossiping homos. lol

WHAT!?!?!?!? Wrote:
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> Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?!?!?
>
> You posters on here say that Mike and Robb are
> fat? You could've fooled me!
>
> Mike's broke and so is Robb? Wow.
>
> They drink alcohol too!? Oh my gosh!!!! Call
> their mothers!
>
> Plus Oscar has relationship problems? Golly gee.
>
>
>
> If you read WTL's and YoungDCian's posts aloud...
> it sure sounds like a bunch of gossiping homos.
> lol

I never gathered "gossiping homos" from any of the posts that WTL's or YoungDCian's have made. Not only posts from them, but anybody who has ever posted before. I would think that "gossiping homos" might be an act that could be cause for some sort of liable reaction. My opinion of TMOS isn't based upon someone being gay or straight, but rather that the show isnt good. It never has been. The posts here just point out the obvious.

WHAT!?!?!?!? Wrote:
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> Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?!?!?
>
> You posters on here say that Mike and Robb are
> fat? You could've fooled me!
>
> Mike's broke and so is Robb? Wow.
>
> They drink alcohol too!? Oh my gosh!!!! Call
> their mothers!
>
> Plus Oscar has relationship problems? Golly gee.
>
>
>
> If you read WTL's and YoungDCian's posts aloud...
> it sure sounds like a bunch of gossiping homos.
> lol


You're on very dangerous ground, Mr. Spicoli...



Think aboot it!

I listened to the Thursday and Friday's Failcasts. I guess MOM is out of town or something and Without him around, the show seemed almost listenable.

It's as if, when MOM is not around, they don't feel like they have to coddle to his fragile ego. I REALLY believe that the Failcast would be better without Mike.

Oscar tried to tease the bonus content show by saying that right then, he had recieved an update from Kara and he would talk about it during the bonus hour.

Just when the show was actually listenable they pulled some shit like that....

I can't believe nobody has pointed out the obvious food stains under MOMs shirt pocket.


Treat Day!
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TheNorthman Wrote:
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> I listened to the Thursday and Friday's Failcasts.
> I guess MOM is out of town or something and
> Without him around, the show seemed almost
> listenable.


Was he suppose to be gone? You may want to check the sheriff departments inmate info. Could be a lack of child support deal.

Buzz needs to bring the funny. He is old and will die soon. He needs to try harder. He should walk around in Mike's front yard, dressed only in his adult diaper, singing this song.

I believe the trouble between Oscar and Kara was fabricated in an attempt to see how many folks would buy the bonus show if the bonus show contained part 2 to some big drama event.

The newest drama was more or less a rehash of the one where O broke some of her stuff, so he could just call those feelings up again in order to appear like this was actually happening (that is acting) in order to convey some sense of validity.

I'd buy a bonus hour of Oskita and Kara going at it on Mr. Mike's couch. Oh mamacita

jhopkins Wrote:
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> I believe the trouble between Oscar and Kara was
> fabricated in an attempt to see how many folks
> would buy the bonus show if the bonus show
> contained part 2 to some big drama event.
>
> The newest drama was more or less a rehash of the
> one where O broke some of her stuff, so he could
> just call those feelings up again in order to
> appear like this was actually happening (that is
> acting) in order to convey some sense of validity.


I agree. With Mike not in studio, he knew that there would have to be something else to ensure that people would buy the bonus content.

I agree. With Mike not in studio, he knew that there would have to be something else to ensure that people would buy the bonus content.

* Edit Double post



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> Buzz needs to bring the funny. He is old and will
> die soon. He needs to try harder. He should walk
> around in Mike's front yard, dressed only in his
> adult diaper, singing this song.
>

What the hell?!? Is that God in the big, white robe singing about peeing his bed?

@ Beth Ann: I dont think that those are food stains but rather sweat coming from his layer of chest fat.
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I know most of you couldn't give sh8t about what Mr. Mike is up to on his Fla. vacation but I'd sure like a report. I can just imagine the b8tchin' he's doing to the old fart golfers he plays with. I swear to gawd jack, I'm just not appreciated for my comedic talent. Why if it weren't for them d9mn ungrateful kids I'd move down here in a shot. "What about the rest of the failcast crew Mr. Mike?" Who?

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> I know most of you couldn't give sh8t about what
> Mr. Mike is up to on his Fla. vacation but I'd
> sure like a report. I can just imagine the
> b8tchin' he's doing to the old fart golfers he
> plays with. I swear to gawd jack, I'm just not
> appreciated for my comedic talent. Why if it
> weren't for them d9mn ungrateful kids I'd move
> down here in a shot. "What about the rest of the
> failcast crew Mr. Mike?" Who?


I have no doubt Mike is doing in Florida what he would be doing here. Hanging out at a bar trying to convince the patrons he is still "a somebody."

Seems hardly worth the expense of gas and time to get to Florida. Doubt the guy will see a beach besides the boardwalk Cantina.

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