peekza Wrote:
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> Robb Spewak Wrote:
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> -----
> > Hey gang.............
> >
> > BIG ANNOUNCEMENT COMING SOON........
> >
> > HINT HINT........
> >
> > -Robb
>
>
> I promise I won't call in


Please call into our show tomorrow....

OPEN LINES THURSDAY... It's MONEY and BAZILLY

We know you are a P1..............

-EB

you're in the Outer Banks this week

Robb Spewak Wrote:
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> Hey gang.............
>
> BIG ANNOUNCEMENT COMING SOON........
>
> HINT HINT........
>
> -Robb
> Attachments:

Wednesday: Outlet mall dress shirt, long sleeves rolled way up.

Spewak's Wardrobe Wrote:
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> Wednesday: Outlet mall dress shirt, long sleeves
> rolled way up.


was there a guest in Studio?

788...Semper Fap



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Today, and not for the first time, noted musicologist Fatt Rob informed us that there are "only 8 notes". His stupidity and lack of knowledge are world-class as is his lack of concern about them

On another topic it behooves us to reflect from time to time on the fact that the "news" segment is straight from a prep service, and Fatt Rob's Audio Gunch is almost exclusively stuff from Huffington Post and Rolling Stone, i.e. stuff I already saw (SAW, not heard) the night before..

The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> Today, and not for the first time, noted
> musicologist Fatt Rob informed us that there are
> "only 8 notes". His stupidity and lack of
> knowledge are world-class as is his lack of
> concern about them
>
> On another topic it behooves us to reflect from
> time to time on the fact that the "news" segment
> is straight from a prep service, and Fatt Rob's
> Audio Gunch is almost exclusively stuff from
> Huffington Post and Rolling Stone, i.e. stuff I
> already saw (SAW, not heard) the night before..

At least he is in the ballpark, unlike you. Rob(b) almost knows something about the subject he is talking about, which you lack.

Table menu cunt

HLuLb Wrote:
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> The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Today, and not for the first time, noted
> > musicologist Fatt Rob informed us that there
> are
> > "only 8 notes". His stupidity and lack of
> > knowledge are world-class as is his lack of
> > concern about them
> >
> > On another topic it behooves us to reflect from
> > time to time on the fact that the "news"
> segment
> > is straight from a prep service, and Fatt Rob's
> > Audio Gunch is almost exclusively stuff from
> > Huffington Post and Rolling Stone, i.e. stuff I
> > already saw (SAW, not heard) the night before..
>
> At least he is in the ballpark, unlike you.
> Rob(b) almost knows something about the subject he
> is talking about, which you lack.
>
> Table menu cunt


no...he rarely knows more than a single blurb about any subject, hence Ritchie Blackmore singing lead for Deep Purple and Les Claypool playing drums for Primus

Fixed this article.
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The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> Today, and not for the first time, noted
> musicologist Fatt Rob informed us that there are
> "only 8 notes". His stupidity and lack of
> knowledge are world-class as is his lack of
> concern about them
>

He learned everything he knows from "Do-Re-Mi" from The Sound of Music.

SEVEN! SEVEN MAN!

HLuLb Wrote:
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> At least he is in the ballpark, unlike you.
> Rob(b) almost knows something about the subject he
> is talking about, which you lack.
>
> Table menu cunt

"Drink specials cannot be advertised outside an establishment or in media. The promotion of discounts for specific drink types, brands, and prices items is always prohibited, even during “happy hour.”"

"What’s the official rule for advertising alcoholic beverages on a licensee’s website or social media?

Licensees may advertise alcoholic beverage products they carry, regular prices of drinks, wine pairings, descriptions of signature cocktails, etc. This may include photos of alcoholic beverages, in bottles or glasses, and tap handles with logos."

https://www.abc.virginia.gov/licenses/retail-resources/advertising

Virginia code and ABC website, you stupid faggot cunt.

If it doesn't learn it gets the hose.

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> SEVEN! SEVEN MAN!

The word you're looking for is "twelve" in most Western music, leaving aside non-standard tunings and microtones. And yes, it does include the octave so you can do stuff like 4th up 5th down, etc. And because without the octave the scale sounds unresolved.

Semper Fap would be a better call in response to the chick photo. I wonder if the Fiji water is there for Mike's edification, or if she's really falling far from the O'Meara tree.

Semper Fap Wrote:
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> Semper Fap would be a better call in response to
> the chick photo. I wonder if the Fiji water is
> there for Mike's edification, or if she's really
> falling far from the O'Meara tree.


I would imagine the water is to combat the Mollie cottonmouth...she's definitely rolling...But Semper Fap it is

That water is almost the same color as vodka. You don't think...? Nah...

In any case....

So, you go to a chain place, with the family, thinking it's The Palm....Delusional?


It is getting sad...how far you have fallen,,,


And your ex wife and partner do so well...


And how it all could have taken off if you weren't a dick to people who paid for bonus based on your rants and listened to Big O to get it right??

BillyBob12 Wrote:
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>
> And how it all could have taken off if you weren't
> a dick to people who paid for bonus based on your
> rants and listened to Big O to get it right??


Oh, and don't forget the problem of not being funny at all.

yeah, there's that as well

BillyBob12 Wrote:
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> So, you go to a chain place, with the family,
> thinking it's The Palm....Delusional?

I looked at the menus for a couple of BDB's in FL and it looks like crap. Under what circumstances does "family style" not set off alarm bells? Sounds like they have a cafeteria kitchen out back. So no $1500 dinner at The Inn At Little Washington for Number 2 Whore. She must have negative God in her eyes.

It's no Scholl's, I'll tell you that. That was good food.



> It is getting sad...how far you have fallen,,,
>
> And your ex wife and partner do so well...

To be fair, his ex-partner was a radio professional, not someone who spun tunes in the multi-purpose room at the Gaithersburg Holiday Inn ("Club DJ"?? Notice he never mentions a single "club" he worked at).

> And how it all could have taken off if you weren't
> a dick to people who paid for bonus based on your
> rants and listened to Big O to get it right??

You mean like that time he walked out of his last show at WRQX 105.9 The Edge in "downtown DC" (Friendship Heights)?

Raffles II

Further proof that LFF can't interact with the public without being offended and making a scene. Anyone watching him blow up at a waitress or cashier is going to know he's the asshole, not the other way around. He's a fantastic role model for Cunt Ear Jr.


There was some quality bitterness towards Seinfeld today. He's "taking being a dick to an all time level" because he didn't go back to the networks and instead made his own show "with some go pro cameras" and is now nominated for an Emmy. Shouldn't this be a "This is what we're doing, too! D.I.Y!" Oscar catchphrase moment? Not that they're in the same ballpark, but Seinfeld rode out his major success (D&M/Seinfeld show), failed miserably at his next attempt (TMOS on JFK/Bee Movie) and is now doing low budget independent stuff (Failcast/Comedians in Cars). Except that Seinfeld still has his money/cars and hasn't had hip or knee surgery, despite being older than LFF. But yeah, he's the douche.


And yes, that Cheerios/M&Ms thing was pure stroke. And Blob(b) continued to crawl up LFF's ass by not drawing attention to it.



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Jerry Seinfeld is skinny AND successful...Of course he's a "turbo" douche

Another distinction: Seinfeld has never complained about getting lousy gifts from his kids on Fathers Day, either.

I'm sure Mike and the boys will turn everything around once The Sound of Music video goes viral. Kids these days are really into parodies of 60's musicals.

It's really a shame that the drought of political news caused Political Persuasions to wither on the vine. I miss Mike's unique mix of all opinions and no facts. With engaging counterpoint by suckass Robb thrown in.

In other news, Nathan Fillion is joining Modern Family (If this has already been covered on the failcast, I apologize. I listen to it about as much as Mike does these days). His character is a weatherman named Rainer Shine. I guess ABC couldn't afford to pay TMOS for the rights to Non Committal. Personally, I still prefer Ian Decisive.

As usual, mike's tantrum at restaurant, bringing tension to the entire event, was caused by his own alcoholic brain damage.

Carla must know that the payoff is big when Mike strokes out to put up with his constant shit.

She's getting older and she has a child, she really doesn't have any other options...She's not 23 anymore and she certainly doesn't want to end up like her Mother/BFF

The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> BillyBob12 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So, you go to a chain place, with the family,
> > thinking it's The Palm....Delusional?
>
> I looked at the menus for a couple of BDB's in FL
> and it looks like crap. Under what circumstances
> does "family style" not set off alarm bells?
> Sounds like they have a cafeteria kitchen out
> back. So no $1500 dinner at The Inn At Little
> Washington for Number 2 Whore. She must have
> negative God in her eyes.
>
> It's no Scholl's, I'll tell you that. That was
> good food.
>
>
>
> > It is getting sad...how far you have fallen,,,
> >
> > And your ex wife and partner do so well...
>
> To be fair, his ex-partner was a radio
> professional, not someone who spun tunes in the
> multi-purpose room at the Gaithersburg Holiday Inn
> ("Club DJ"?? Notice he never mentions a single
> "club" he worked at).
>
> > And how it all could have taken off if you
> weren't
> > a dick to people who paid for bonus based on
> your
> > rants and listened to Big O to get it right??
>
> You mean like that time he walked out of his last
> show at WRQX 105.9 The Edge in "downtown DC"
> (Friendship Heights)?

Mike was a DJ in clubs. You'd know that if you listened and were as dumb as Rob(b).

Mike has a bunch of stories about working in clubs and getting offer drugs that he turned down (lol, sure thing Mike). But, you have less intelligence than a roll of Rob(b)'s fat.

The name of the club was Table Menu

Is there anything you know fuck all about?

Hi Code Guy!

So you like Fuckwaddle can't name a single club he "deejayed" at. That certainly puts me in my place.

the only "club" he ever mentioned is Raffles II

The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> Hi Code Guy!
>
> So you like Fuckwaddle can't name a single club he
> "deejayed" at. That certainly puts me in my
> place.

I unlike you tend to not discuss things I'm ignorant about. Mike has told the coke story a few times.

But, Table Menu if you Table Menu didn't talk about Table Menu things you Table Menu weren't Table Menu ignorant about Table Menu I Table Menu guess Table Menu you'd Table Menu be mute

Table Menu

what "coke story"?

Codefaggot Wrote:
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> The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hi Code Guy!
> >
> > So you like Fuckwaddle can't name a single club
> he
> > "deejayed" at. That certainly puts me in my
> > place.
>
> I unlike you tend to not discuss things I'm
> ignorant about. Mike has told the coke story a
> few times.
>
> But, Table Menu if you Table Menu didn't talk
> about Table Menu things you Table Menu weren't
> Table Menu ignorant about Table Menu I Table Menu
> guess Table Menu you'd Table Menu be mute
>
> Table Menu

Believing the generic "I was offered coke a few times" story requires believing that there was someone who wanted to do coke with Fuckwaddle. Do you believe that Focker?


"Drink specials cannot be advertised outside an establishment or in media. The promotion of discounts for specific drink types, brands, and prices items is always prohibited, even during “happy hour.”"

"What’s the official rule for advertising alcoholic beverages on a licensee’s website or social media?

Licensees may advertise alcoholic beverage products they carry, regular prices of drinks, wine pairings, descriptions of signature cocktails, etc. This may include photos of alcoholic beverages, in bottles or glasses, and tap handles with logos."

https://www.abc.virginia.gov/licenses/retail-resources/advertising

Virginia code and ABC website, you stupid faggot cunt.

If it doesn't learn it gets the hose.

peekza Wrote:
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> you're in the Outer Banks this week


Which is why I have time to reply on Fairfax Underground to all my P1's.

Did you enjoy our HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT..............

Sept 6. starts CSN Mid-Atlantic 6am-10am

JUNKIES ARE LIVE ON YOUR TV........

-EB

The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> HLuLb Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > At least he is in the ballpark, unlike you.
> > Rob(b) almost knows something about the subject
> he
> > is talking about, which you lack.
> >
> > Table menu cunt
>
> "Drink specials cannot be advertised outside an
> establishment or in media. The promotion of
> discounts for specific drink types, brands, and
> prices items is always prohibited, even
> during “happy hour.”"
>
> "What’s the official rule for advertising
> alcoholic beverages on a licensee’s
> website or social media?
>
> Licensees may advertise alcoholic
> beverage products they carry, regular prices
> of drinks, wine pairings, descriptions of
> signature cocktails, etc. This may include photos
> of alcoholic beverages, in bottles or glasses, and
> tap handles with logos."
>
> https://www.abc.virginia.gov/licenses/retail-resou
> rces/advertising
>
> Virginia code and ABC website, you stupid faggot
> cunt.
>
> If it doesn't learn it gets the hose.
>
>

#TableMenu

-Parody

peekza Wrote:
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> what "coke story"?


Cocaine is a highly addictive central nervous system stimulant extracted from the leaves of the coca plant, Erythroxylon coca.

In powder form, cocaine is known by such street names as "coke," "blow," "C," "flake," "snow" and "toot." It is most commonly inhaled or "snorted." It may also be dissolved in water and injected.

Crack is a smokable form of cocaine that produces an immediate and more intense high. It comes in off-white chunks or chips called "rocks." Little crumbs of crack are sometimes called "kibbles & bits."

In addition to their stand-alone use, both cocaine and crack are often mixed with other substances. Cocaine may be mixed with methcathinone (a more recent drug of abuse, known as "cat," that is similar to methamphetamine) to create a "wildcat." A hollowed-out cigar filled with a mixture of crack and marijuana is known as a "woolah." And either cocaine or crack used in conjunction with heroin is called a "speed-ball." Cocaine used together with alcohol represents the most common fatal two-drug combination.

-Larry

Eric Bickel Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > you're in the Outer Banks this week
>
>
> Which is why I have time to reply on Fairfax
> Underground to all my P1's.
>
> Did you enjoy our HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT..............
>
> Sept 6. starts CSN Mid-Atlantic 6am-10am
>
> JUNKIES ARE LIVE ON YOUR TV........
>
> -EB

How is that any different than the "watch the Junks live" option already offered?

Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

today's show @ 41:00 -- rob starts talking about the concert he went to. fingers crossed mike and oscar just interrupt the HELL outta him!!!

Literal Larry Wrote:
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>
> In powder form, cocaine is known by such street
> names as "coke," "blow," "C," "flake," "snow" and
> "toot."


What about Lady Caine?

or Robb's favorite...booger sugar

The best.

suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure

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> Literal Larry Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> >
> > In powder form, cocaine is known by such street
> > names as "coke," "blow," "C," "flake," "snow"
> and
> > "toot."
>
>
> What about Lady Caine?

Peruvian nose whiskey, Medellin marching powder, Stevie Nicks...

peekza Wrote:
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> Eric Bickel Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > peekza Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > you're in the Outer Banks this week
> >
> >
> > Which is why I have time to reply on Fairfax
> > Underground to all my P1's.
> >
> > Did you enjoy our HUGE
> ANNOUNCEMENT..............
> >
> > Sept 6. starts CSN Mid-Atlantic 6am-10am
> >
> > JUNKIES ARE LIVE ON YOUR TV........
> >
> > -EB
>
> How is that any different than the "watch the
> Junks live" option already offered?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/dc-sports-bog/wp/2016/08/10/faces-for-radio-the-sports-junkies-will-now-be-all-over-csn/

The multi-year deal will require some minor changes; the program has traditionally started shortly before 6, and coordination with CSN will require 6 a.m. starts. (“That’s a bonanza — an extra five minutes of sleep,” John Auville joked.) Producer Matt Cahill will now juggle two headsets, and CSN staffers in Bethesda will add graphics and video to the television production, which will replace The Fan’s live video stream. Their Half Street studio will be slightly redone, and there will be six new cameras and microphones.

You can now get the show on the NBC Sports app for your mobile, and it will be on the TV, so not only will be able to stream it, you now have the option of watching on your TV.

SILLY BAZILLY

-EB

peekza Wrote:
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> Eric Bickel Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > peekza Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > you're in the Outer Banks this week
> >
> >
> > Which is why I have time to reply on Fairfax
> > Underground to all my P1's.
> >
> > Did you enjoy our HUGE
> ANNOUNCEMENT..............
> >
> > Sept 6. starts CSN Mid-Atlantic 6am-10am
> >
> > JUNKIES ARE LIVE ON YOUR TV........
> >
> > -EB
>
> How is that any different than the "watch the
> Junks live" option already offered?

It's strange how uniformly bad the 'Fake "[insert name here]"' posters are at keeping there stories straight.

Fake James Cirrito     - gone
Fake Merle Rodgers   - gone
Fake Todd Hess        - gone

I'm still here, though. I'm so real.

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> > Eric Bickel Wrote:
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> --------------------------------------------------
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> > -----
> > > peekza Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > you're in the Outer Banks this week
> > >
> > >
> > > Which is why I have time to reply on Fairfax
> > > Underground to all my P1's.
> > >
> > > Did you enjoy our HUGE
> > ANNOUNCEMENT..............
> > >
> > > Sept 6. starts CSN Mid-Atlantic 6am-10am
> > >
> > > JUNKIES ARE LIVE ON YOUR TV........
> > >
> > > -EB
> >
> > How is that any different than the "watch the
> > Junks live" option already offered?
>
> It's strange how uniformly bad the 'Fake "[insert
> name here]"' posters are at keeping there stories
> straight.
>
> Fake James Cirrito     - gone
> Fake Merle Rodgers   - gone
> Fake Todd
> Hess       &nbs
> p;- gone

Did you like my mention on the show today?

-Merle

Home of the best HAPPY HOUR IN NORTHERN VA.

.....and FUTURE HOME of the BUFFALO WING....


BEST WINGS IN NOVA :-)

-Jimmy
Attachments:

Mike is still in the bag for Crooked Hillary despite ALL the scandals she is involved in.

What a load of shit he is.

Just sayin...

That's right you Urchin.

I simply cannot vote for a lunatic.

Can you???

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> The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> > peekza Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Eric Bickel Wrote:
> > >
> >
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>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > peekza Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > you're in the Outer Banks this week
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Which is why I have time to reply on
> Fairfax
> > > > Underground to all my P1's.
> > > >
> > > > Did you enjoy our HUGE
> > > ANNOUNCEMENT..............
> > > >
> > > > Sept 6. starts CSN Mid-Atlantic 6am-10am
> > > >
> > > > JUNKIES ARE LIVE ON YOUR TV........
> > > >
> > > > -EB
> > >
> > > How is that any different than the "watch the
> > > Junks live" option already offered?
> >
> > It's strange how uniformly bad the 'Fake
> "[insert
> > name here]"' posters are at keeping there
> stories
> > straight.
> >
> > Fake James Cirrito     -
> gone
> > Fake Merle Rodgers   - gone
> > Fake Todd
> >
> Hess       &nbs
>
> > p;- gone
>
> Did you like my mention on the show today?
>
> -Merle

they mentioned fake Merle Rogers on the show today?

-peekza

Mike is a Hypocrite Wrote:
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> Mike is still in the bag for Crooked Hillary
> despite ALL the scandals she is involved in.
>
> What a load of shit he is.
>
> Just sayin...


he has said it many times...people just pull for their team now

Am I a bad person for finding it odd that Fake Merle Rodgers and Fake James Cirrito appeared within the span of 2 minutes?


And that Fake James Cirrito never addresses the real Jimmy Cirrito's online ABC violation?

The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> Am I a
> bad person for finding it odd that Fake Merle
> Rodgers and Fake James Cirrito appeared within the
> span of 2 minutes?
>
>
> And that Fake James Cirrito never addresses the
> real Jimmy Cirrito's online ABC violation?
>
> src="http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.
> php?40,file=246964,filename=8153154.jpg"
> width="1200" height="100">

Table Menu

"Drink specials cannot be advertised outside an establishment or in media. The promotion of discounts for specific drink types, brands, and prices items is always prohibited, even during “happy hour.”"

"What’s the official rule for advertising alcoholic beverages on a licensee’s website or social media?

Licensees may advertise alcoholic beverage products they carry, regular prices of drinks, wine pairings, descriptions of signature cocktails, etc. This may include photos of alcoholic beverages, in bottles or glasses, and tap handles with logos."

https://www.abc.virginia.gov/licenses/retail-resources/advertising

Virginia code and ABC website, you stupid faggot cunt.

If it doesn't learn it gets the hose.

Table Menu, you faggot cunt

It is really, really awesome that with every post you make about this you show that you know nothing about the subject. It is totally wonderful.

Table Menu

Codefag Wrote:
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> Table Menu, you faggot cunt
>
> It is really, really awesome that with every post
> you make about this you show that you know nothing
> about the subject. It is totally wonderful.
>
> Table Menu

Hi Codefag!

How's this working out for you?

"Drink specials cannot be advertised outside an establishment or in media. The promotion of discounts for specific drink types, brands, and prices items is always prohibited, even during “happy hour.”"

"What’s the official rule for advertising alcoholic beverages on a licensee’s website or social media?

Licensees may advertise alcoholic beverage products they carry, regular prices of drinks, wine pairings, descriptions of signature cocktails, etc. This may include photos of alcoholic beverages, in bottles or glasses, and tap handles with logos."

https://www.abc.virginia.gov/licenses/retail-resources/advertising

Virginia code and ABC website, you stupid faggot cunt.

If it doesn't learn it gets the hose.

I think you should give him the hose again...it doesn't look like he's going to put the lotion on his skin

Jimmy's 1-2-3-4 LYFE!

Dildy's got herself some interesting pictures. Whatever floats your boat, old gal.

All I know is our hands keep clapping and we just can't get enough with the TMOS show-wo-wo!

(Friendly tip: ask for the "double Jimmy" and you'll get a double shot of Jim Beam for the price of 1! Didn't hear that from me, and remember that like Carmelo taught us NO SNITCHING!)

That would be an ABC violation.

peekza Wrote:
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> Spewak's Wardrobe Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Wednesday: Outlet mall dress shirt, long
> sleeves
> > rolled way up.
>
>
> was there a guest in Studio?

No, that was the shirt he chose to wear for the McCartney concert -- he stayed downtown after taping TMOS.

Thursday: Batman

The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> That would be an ABC violation.


Shhh, just like you in the military if you don't ask we won't tell wink wink

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> The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> -----
> > That would be an ABC violation.
>
>
> Shhh, just like you in the military if you don't
> ask we won't tell wink wink

Suck it. Just like in the military telling is totes allowed.

Spewak's Wardrobe Wrote:
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> > Spewak's Wardrobe Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Wednesday: Outlet mall dress shirt, long
> > sleeves
> > > rolled way up.
> >
> >
> > was there a guest in Studio?
>
> No, that was the shirt he chose to wear for the
> McCartney concert -- he stayed downtown after
> taping TMOS.

And they taped the boner show on Wednesday because he expected to be "tired" on Thursday. Nothing wrong with that, but how how tiring is going a concert and driving home from it? I imagine he had to slam some Crown to quiet his throbbing but unreachable erection.

mTpEX Wrote:
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> Table Menu, you faggot cunt
>
> It is really, really awesome that with every post
> you make about this you show that you know nothing
> about the subject. It is totally wonderful.
>
> Table Menu

I'm loving these table menu posts! Keep 'em coming!

You are really kicking this guy's ass! And he just keeps posting the same stuff from the Virginia code and the ABC website! Table menu!

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> >
> > > -----
> > > > Wednesday: Outlet mall dress shirt, long
> > > sleeves
> > > > rolled way up.
> > >
> > >
> > > was there a guest in Studio?
> >
> > No, that was the shirt he chose to wear for the
> > McCartney concert -- he stayed downtown after
> > taping TMOS.
>
> And they taped the boner show on Wednesday because
> he expected to be "tired" on Thursday. Nothing
> wrong with that, but how how tiring is going a
> concert and driving home from it? I imagine he
> had to slam some Crown to quiet his throbbing but
> unreachable erection.

Cary was probably playing the role of Paul last night. Was "Paul" pitching or catching?

Fatt Rob let slip something about "400 pounds" trying to escape from his boyshorts.



Is anyone buying that Fuckwaddle came up with the "What's in [Fatt] Rob's Pants?" bit?

mTpEX Wrote:
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> Table Menu, you faggot cunt
>
> It is really, really awesome that with every post
> you make about this you show that you know nothing
> about the subject. It is totally wonderful.
>
> Table Menu

Based on the excerpts from the Virginia Code and the ABC's website, it really does look like he's right. Maybe it's you who's the faggot cunt. Thoughts?

oh, he's definitely right

Oh, mah peter.

The fake over-the-top laughter from Robb and Oscar has been off the charts.

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> The fake over-the-top laughter from Robb and Oscar
> has been off the charts.

They laugh for all of us while we laugh too! It's just too good keep those hands clapping everyone and remember remember the 5th of November! Another sell out hope you got your tix already. Saw some on stubhub for $300! Business is good when your business is the TMOS show!!!

did you forget to log in?

Best "Happy Hour" in all of NOVA.

And we CATER.....

-Jimmy
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> did you forget to log in?


login, logout, logon, and logoff are nouns or adjectives

log in, log out, log on, log off are verbs
for developers, this will probably be helpful in deciding which term to use:

Just an observation, but the more casual the site, the more likely it’s going to use Sign in/Sign out. The paradigm of a visitor making an announcement of presence to a casual gathering of people. More formal sites tend to want you to Log in and Log out. The wording suggests the clocking in for work; The paradigm of a person with an accredited level of authentication accessing a secure terminal and leaving a record of that visit in a log.

-Larry

Here is the thing that 'Dil can't seem to google.

Advertising "Table Menus" is always ok. It is what is called a loop hole. And with that, Table Menu, I banish 'Dil from this thread

Oh, cuntfaggot. The Alexandria regional office of the ABC confirms that I am right. Just called them. Not that I needed to. Table menu inside the restaurant: totes legal. Table menu on website: violation.

Region 4 Alexandria

Counties
Arlington, Fairfax, Loudoun and Prince William

Cities
Alexandria, Fairfax, Manassas, Manassas Park and Falls Church

6308 Grovedale Dr.
Alexandria, VA 22310-2551
Phone: (703) 313-4432
Fax: (703) 313-4444


"Drink specials cannot be advertised outside an establishment or in media. The promotion of discounts for specific drink types, brands, and prices items is always prohibited, even during “happy hour.”"

"What’s the official rule for advertising alcoholic beverages on a licensee’s website or social media?

Licensees may advertise alcoholic beverage products they carry, regular prices of drinks, wine pairings, descriptions of signature cocktails, etc. This may include photos of alcoholic beverages, in bottles or glasses, and tap handles with logos."

https://www.abc.virginia.gov/licenses/retail-resources/advertising

Virginia code and ABC website, you stupid faggot cunt.

If it doesn't learn it gets the hose.

Friday: Ebbis and Johnny Cash

I'm sure you called them.

You've been banished, rentBoy

Minute 1: Fuckwaddle doesn't like to talk politics with people who disagree with him.

Fatt Rob: "What can make a barbershop sad?" His name's on the show.

Minute 4: El Spic, not everyone who is self-employed is an "entrepreneur" in the same way not everyone who buys stocks is an arbitrageur.

Minute 18: Fatt Rob says about Jared Leto "I went to school with him in McLean."

Jared Joseph Leto was born on December 26, 1971, in Bossier City, Louisiana, to Constance Leto (née Metrejon).[6][7] His mother has Cajun ancestry.[8] "Leto" is the surname of his stepfather. His parents divorced when he was a child, and he and his older brother Shannon Leto lived with their mother and their maternal grandparents, William Lee Metrejon and Ruby Russell.[6] His father remarried and committed suicide when Jared was eight.[9] Leto moved frequently with his family from his native Louisiana to different cities around the country.[10] "My mom's father was in the Air Force," Leto has explained, "so moving around a lot was a normal way of life."[11] Leto has two younger half-brothers from his father's second marriage.[6]
Constance joined the hippie movement and encouraged her sons to get involved in the arts.[8] "I was raised around a lot of artists, musicians, photographers, painters and people that were in theater," he stated in an interview with Kerrang!; "Just having the art communal hippie experience as a child, there wasn't a clear line that was drawn. We celebrated creative experience and creative expression. We didn't try and curtail it and stunt any of that kind of growth."[12] Leto started playing music with his brother at an early age and his first musical instrument was a broken-down piano.[13]
After dropping out briefly in the 10th grade, Leto decided to return and focus on his education at the private Emerson Preparatory School in Washington, D.C., but graduated from Flint Hill School in Oakton, Virginia.[14] He was interested in large-scale visual art and enrolled at the University of the Arts in Philadelphia.[10][15] After developing an interest in filmmaking, he transferred to the School of Visual Arts in New York City.[10] While he was a student there, he wrote and starred in his own short film, Crying Joy.

ctuHn Wrote:
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> I'm sure you called them.
>
> You've been banished, rentBoy

Based on the excerpts from the Virginia Code and the ABC's website, it really does look like he's right. Maybe it's you who's the faggot cunt. Thoughts?

You've been banished rentBoy

Minute 41 Fatt Rob misuses the word "cohort" by saying "Cohorts!" when he means "Classmates!" Stupid fucking retarded Fatt Rob.

Minute 45: "All of us can talk to almost anybody if we have to." Jesus Christ, that's like saying you can wipe yourself most of the time. And Fuckwaddle established early in the show that he can't talk to barbers.

Minute 46- Fatt Rob's Obesity Equivocation Theater. Minute 48 Fatt Robb affirms that he is now at his heaviest ever.

Minute 51 Fuckwaddle says "I love love love to eat bad food." And Fatt Rob chimes in "and drink" and they're talking about him. He came close to calling himself an alcoholic during this discussion.

Funny that this came on the heels of the discussion of El Spic's "cohort" who recognized his flaws and chose not to improve in those areas.

The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> Minute 18: Fatt Rob says about Jared Leto "I went
> to school with him in McLean."

Cary: Even a clock stopped due to congealed tater tot grease in its mechanism is right twice a day. From my hubby's Longfellow Middle School yearbooks.



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The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> Oh, cuntfaggot. The Alexandria regional office of
> the ABC confirms that I am right. Just called
> them. Not that I needed to. Table menu inside
> the restaurant: totes legal. Table menu on
> website: violation.
>
> Region 4 Alexandria
>
> Counties
> Arlington, Fairfax, Loudoun and Prince William
>
> Cities
> Alexandria, Fairfax, Manassas, Manassas Park and
> Falls Church
>
> 6308 Grovedale Dr.
> Alexandria, VA 22310-2551
> Phone: (703) 313-4432
> Fax: (703) 313-4444
>
>
> "Drink specials cannot be advertised outside an
> establishment or in media. The promotion of
> discounts for specific drink types, brands, and
> prices items is always prohibited, even
> during “happy hour.”"
>
> "What’s the official rule for advertising
> alcoholic beverages on a licensee’s
> website or social media?
>
> Licensees may advertise alcoholic beverage
> products they carry, regular prices of
> drinks, wine pairings, descriptions of
> signature cocktails, etc. This may include photos
> of alcoholic beverages, in bottles or glasses, and
> tap handles with logos."
>
> https://www.abc.virginia.gov/licenses/retail-resou
> rces/advertising
>
> Virginia code and ABC website, you stupid faggot
> cunt.
>
> If it doesn't learn it gets the hose.
>
>

“Happy hour” is defined as a specified period of time during which alcoholic beverages are sold at prices reduced from the customary price established by a retail licensee. Happy hour may not be conducted between 9 p.m. of each day and 2 a.m. of the following day.

Restaurants may use either the phrase “happy hour” or “drink specials” and may promote the time span of these drink specials on flyers and posters, social media, their website, a sandwich board located on the sidewalk outside their business and in print and broadcast ads.

Drink types, prices and discounts are permissible to advertise inside an establishment, as long as this cannot be viewed from the outside. However, all external promotion of specific drink types, brands, prices and discounts is restricted. For example, restaurants may not post on Facebook that they are offering $4 margaritas or run a radio commercial stating that they give a $2 discount on highball drinks from 4 to 6 p.m.

-Larry

The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> Oh, cuntfaggot. The Alexandria regional office of
> the ABC confirms that I am right. Just called
> them.

He called them! What a retard. Is it any coincidence that 2 of the biggest losers in the world (5000 & Peekza) spend their lives on the same gay thread?

Lhk9V Wrote:
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> The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Oh, cuntfaggot. The Alexandria regional office
> of
> > the ABC confirms that I am right. Just called
> > them.
>
> He called them! What a retard. Is it any
> coincidence that 2 of the biggest losers in the
> world (5000 & Peekza) spend their lives on the
> same gay thread?


GAY

Definition of gay
: sexually attracted to someone who is the same sex
: of, relating to, or used by homosexuals
: happy and excited : cheerful and lively

-Larry

Congratulation Larry. Now we can add you to the loser list.

In the Huffington Post Audio Gunch musicologist Fatt Rob informed us that we were listening to an 8 track recording and they had to "bump" the tracks. The word, Fatt Rob, is "bounce" or "ping pong". Brad Delp's vocals were recorded on a 24 track in Studio C at Capitol Studios. The music was bleedthrough from the headphones.

Fascinating!

4HxJP Wrote:
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> Congratulation Larry. Now we can add you to the
> loser list.


los·er
noun
a person or thing that loses or has lost something, especially a game or contest.
synonyms: defeated person, also-ran, runner-up
"the loser still gets the silver medal"
a person who accepts defeat with good or bad grace, as specified.
"we won fair and square—they should concede that and be good losers"
a person or thing that is put at a disadvantage by a particular situation or course of action.
"children are the losers when politicians keep fiddling around with education"

-Larry

The only time I think Robb knows what he is talking about is when he talks about stuffing his face.

Other than that, he knows nothing.

Fucking load.

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> The only time I think Robb knows what he is
> talking about is when he talks about stuffing his
> face.
>
> Other than that, he knows nothing.
>
> Fucking load.

Similar to Codefaggot on ABC regulations.

The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The only time I think Robb knows what he is
> > talking about is when he talks about stuffing
> his
> > face.
> >
> > Other than that, he knows nothing.
> >
> > Fucking load.
>
> Similar to Codefaggot on ABC regulations.

BACK BITCH........

#TABLEMENU

Learn It, Live It, Love It............

-Todd "OG" Hess

Hello, Child Molester.

"Drink specials cannot be advertised outside an establishment or in media. The promotion of discounts for specific drink types, brands, and prices items is always prohibited, even during “happy hour.”"

"What’s the official rule for advertising alcoholic beverages on a licensee’s website or social media?

Licensees may advertise alcoholic beverage products they carry, regular prices of drinks, wine pairings, descriptions of signature cocktails, etc. This may include photos of alcoholic beverages, in bottles or glasses, and tap handles with logos."

https://www.abc.virginia.gov/licenses/retail-resources/advertising

Virginia code and ABC website, you stupid faggot cunt.

If it doesn't learn it gets the hose.

This is from 2 years ago:

WTNT-Banner720x272-New“The Mike O’Meara Show” is a daily podcast available through their website or iTunes. The show is hosted by Mike O’Meara and includes Robb Spewak and Oscar Santana. The show is also streamed via video through their website or Ustream. Media Mikes had a chance to chat with Mike O’Meara and Robb Spewak to chat about the podcast.

Craig Kish: Throughout your careers in broadcasting you were just a W-2 employee of a major corporation, and now you guys are co-owners of your own small business. How has that transition been, going from just worrying about your day to day duties as compared to being concerned with about all aspects of the show?
Mike O’Meara: I can’t speak for Rob, but I had an experience on my own for a very brief period of time back in the 1980’s when I left a small radio station company to run my own production company. I did contract production actually before I started working with Don. So I had a taste of it and I liked it. I liked the fact that I was independent of a corporation, but unfortunately that did not allow me to continue because the money just wasn’t there. So I ended up getting back into radio on the talent side; I had it on the management side. So, I had a taste of it – but this is much different because we are able to do it on our own but still as a collaborative effort. We have such a great group of guys and we kind of narrowed it down in the last year. We have more of a little circle but we all know what are jobs are and our responsibilities are and it’s just a lot of fun. Watching it grow is even more fun because we know that the circle is small – that if the show does well that we are all going to do well. So it’s a tremendous thrill for me.

Robb Spewak: And to add to that. It’s always been an exciting job for me; I love what I do. I think Mike will agree with me that in the past four years it’s probably been even more exciting because we are working so directly with our partners. It’s not diluted by the fact that before we make a decision we no longer have to go through three levels of management in New York City. It’s three guys making a decision and is much more immediacy, much more excitement, and it’s been a lot more fun than the last year we had on the terrestrial side.
CK: How has the change from being just co-workers previously to now being co-owners and running the show yourselves changed your relationship between each other?

Mike: Well, Rob talked about the fact that we don’t run things up the flag pole with management and all the different layers, but at the same time the three of us – Mike, Rob and Oscar – when we come in every morning anybody that had anything that’s great material that they think – not that I think but they think – is great material, it gets on the show and if It doesn’t it’s an oversight on my part because I just forgot it. But there is total creative flexibility with these guys as well as myself. We bring whatever we want into the show on a daily basis and if it’s good material we try to get to it. Sometimes I am guilty of not getting to everything in the 79 minutes or so we do the show. I really love it when one of the other two guys comes in with something special and we can go in a totally different direction. But as far as the content for the bulk of the show, now it really is a collaborative effort as well.mikeomeara

Rob: Having worked with mike the past 20 years I’ve gotten to know him better the past 4 years because of the freedom we have in the show. Sometimes we can really spin out and really be ourselves and show different sides of us that you never saw before.

Mike: It’s not like on the old radio show we didn’t have to pre-approve content. But after the fact you would never know where the fallout was going to be and if you said something. Especially after the whole Janet Jackson incident we were so scrutinized and we had meetings about standards in what we could say and what we couldn’t say and once your trained that way you never forget it and our shows are inherently broadcast friendly. But with just a little more freeform that allows you to relax. We relax; we work hard and always thinking about creating good content. It’s a relaxed atmosphere and we have confidence that the material we are providing is being well received by our audience and that is the most important thing to us.

Rob: It’s almost impossible to be spontaneous and funny when you have to second guess yourself before you say something. That was the environment we left when we left terrestrial. We probably didn’t have to be that way but it was so drummed into us like Mike said and now we are a little more relaxed with our presentation because we are just being ourselves more the less. I think the show is funnier because of it.

CK: We talked about how you guys go through the show day to day and how it’s been a change versus terrestrial radio. I know your broadcast on 1630 (A.M.) in Iowa, and you had another station you were broadcast on and the station just recently dropped off, right?

Mike: That was WTNT here in Washington D.C. The show is formatted for radio so if there is a fit out there that wants us and we felt it would be good for us we would do it. So we tried an experiment with WTNT that was not a fit basically because of the absolutely abysmal signal at WTNT. They had a format change coming up at the same time and they had overtures to go bring us to this other signal they had. I think we are done with that experiment. If we are going to be on in a market I’d rather be on in a market that has better coverage. We tried it with WTNT and do we regret it? No, but I also thought when they said that they wanted to make a change as far as moving us to another signal, I said, “Yea I think that experience is over now.” We always keep the door open to get this particular incarnation of the show on radio. I like radio, but the show from this point forward will pretty much be “they will take what we give them and if they don’t want it, oh well.” There are not a lot of program directors out there that like to do that. They want to do their own thing, and it’s tough to find a fit in this day of right wing talk and sports talk, too. It’s very tough to find the right station, but I am always curious about it and I will always entertain it. We will never shut the door on that at all, but at the same time our primary audience is our online audience and that is the foundation of the show and the way it works now.

CK: So you don’t actively shop the show to terrestrial companies?

Mike: I don’t actively shop the show, but at the same time I am connected, Rob has connections in the business, and you never know – but I can see the show sometimes being on some radio station. If someone got creative again then it becomes a possibility, but as far as actively pursuing – no. The active thing we are focused on is our online following and catering to the online following. That’s why we developed a new website in November and we restructured how we deliver our premium content as well. And, we focused on our business operation – making that better and more customer friendly and improving our customer support. The online community is we really were making most of our efforts.
Rob: To take a step back, I think for myself I was pleasantly surprised after launching the show. My thought was after launching the podcast the next natural step would be to be picked up on radio station. After we stayed at it for a couple of years we realized how much passion and support we received from the online community. The radio tie-in seemed to me anyway less important because the passion that existed for the hometmosshow was more that I could have imagined. Something that I really come to love and enjoy about doing the show is that being online allows a, for lack of a better word, more “intimate” relationship with the listener we never had a chance to have before. Like Mike had said before, we will never shut the door to radio – but I am much more enthusiastic about our internet presence than I was when we launched the show. I just didn’t realize the passion was there.

Mike: Going forwards in a perfect world I would love to gather more listeners on a daily basis. We are always looking for new and innovative ways to do that. As we move forward we are continuing to focus on doing that. We know we have a great product and we want to expose the product online to as many people as we possibly can and set the hook in as many mouths as we can too. We know we have a fun thing and if we can hook you on it we can make you part of the family. That is really the way we see our listeners – as one big extended family. People communicate with us like we are relatives, not like we are doing a radio show – so that’s what we want to do. We want to try and get the word out, if we can get more and more people to get involved we can keep this thing successful for a long time and keep doing it for a long time.

CK: Where do you see the show going in the future? Are there any projects you are working on, or anything you haven’t implemented in the show yet?
Mike: The future of the show is going to involve some technological changes. It is going to involve a lot more travel. It’s going to involve a lot more location broadcasts, starting with the Consumer Electronic Show (UPDATE: this was in January, and the broadcasting was fantastic!). We are going to be having the equipment installed in everybody’s domiciles. It’s not going to be concentrated in the living room studio and we are very excited about the fact that we don’t really lock in where we are going to travel to. You know where the show is going to be broadcast from but you are going to see a lot more different locations from different guys. We had a lot of fun with Oscar in China, all of us in Maine and me alone in Maine last year. You are going to get a lot more of that. I think that is going to bring a lot more excitement and diversity to the show. We are really looking forward to that!

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> The only time I think Robb knows what he is
> talking about is when he talks about stuffing his
> face.
>
> Other than that, he knows nothing.
>
> Fucking load.


college virginity...He is an expert in that field

The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> Hello, Child Molester.
>
> "Drink specials cannot be advertised outside an
> establishment or in media. The promotion of
> discounts for specific drink types, brands, and
> prices items is always prohibited, even
> during “happy hour.”"
>
> "What’s the official rule for advertising
> alcoholic beverages on a licensee’s
> website or social media?
>
> Licensees may advertise alcoholic beverage
> products they carry, regular prices of
> drinks, wine pairings, descriptions of
> signature cocktails, etc. This may include photos
> of alcoholic beverages, in bottles or glasses, and
> tap handles with logos."
>
> https://www.abc.virginia.gov/licenses/retail-resou
> rces/advertising
>
> Virginia code and ABC website, you stupid faggot
> cunt.
>
> If it doesn't learn it gets the hose.
>
>


Drink Specials

Drink specials can only be advertised inside an establishment, with these limitations.

The drink specials themselves must follow ABC rules and regulations.
The advertising signage cannot be seen from outside the establishment. This includes advertisements in exterior windows or anywhere in the store or restaurant interior that is visible from the outside—except on table menus or newspaper tear sheets.
Interior retail advertising must be made of paper, cardboard, canvas, rubber, foam or plastic; or it may be in the form of posters in frames or mirrors. Illuminated devised are prohibited.
Drink specials cannot be advertised outside an establishment or in media. The promotion of discounts for specific drink types, brands, and prices items is always prohibited, even during “happy hour.”

NOW JACKASS READ THE PART THAT STATES: TABLE MENUS

-Todd
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