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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: VHvNy ()
Date: August 19, 2016 12:56PM

Nah, blood clots, you go on blood thinner for a few months. Unless they are in a major artery, which can be really bad. But, most likely these are in the veins in what ever leg had the operation. I'd bet the swelling wasn't going down and he went to the hospital and they told him he did move enough and poof DVT.

Alcohol is a blood thinner...

Most blood thinners say moderate drinking is ok (aka one glass of wine a day). No, chance he does that.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: BillyBob2 ()
Date: August 19, 2016 01:04PM

God, Mrs. Spewak is running a doggies day care to by Blobb more tater tots. How degrading...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: August 19, 2016 01:08PM

792...Semper Fap
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: August 19, 2016 01:09PM

BillyBob2 Wrote:
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> God, Mrs. Spewak is running a doggies day care to
> by Blobb more tater tots. How degrading...


wonder if running a home business out of their Townhouse is in violation of their HOA

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: dPxcv ()
Date: August 19, 2016 01:11PM

Do we have any real idea how many downloads those idiots get a day?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: WTF Guy... ()
Date: August 19, 2016 01:14PM

Blobbs family supports him by child sitting....and four dogs style....one chewing his furniture... And, he finds it funny.

Oscar buys a money pit. Makes it worse every week.

Mike makes one show this week due to poor health. Almost 60 with a three year old and whore wife...

Pony has not been laid in years. Makes food for a married couple while watching Japanese Porn.

You can't make this shit up.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: New Here ()
Date: August 19, 2016 01:54PM

Guys, what does LFF stand for? I think you're referring to Mike when you say it, but what does it mean? BTW, I realize I'm preaching to the choir here but, TMOS blows!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike's Worst Nightmare ()
Date: August 19, 2016 01:56PM

peekza Wrote:
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> 792...Semper Fap

Imagine a huge dick slipping between those lips, before spilling a load all over those godless tits.

Mike knows that his daughters are used to waking up in dark hotel rooms and dorm rooms, sticky and hot, slightly bruised, and sore in places that really shouldn't be sore. If they're lucky, some guy is stepping into his BVDs, and mumbling that he's got to get going. That way, they might remember who they slept with. Otherwise, his daughters just stagger to the bathroom, look into the mirror, and resolve, again, not to get loaded and bang any dude with a big cock.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: August 19, 2016 02:21PM

she's drifting into Garbage Can territory
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Dorsia ()
Date: August 19, 2016 02:22PM

I know I'm new, but does anyone remember which show it was where Tom gavin kept messing with Blobb?

And regarding the latest faptastic photo, what are the odds she is Harley Quinn for Halloween?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Console For Catherine ()
Date: August 19, 2016 02:23PM

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: listeneeeeer ()
Date: August 19, 2016 02:26PM

BillyBob11 Wrote:
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> It's over......
>
> Best of today?
>
> Has there been a more F-ed up week?

Oscar announced a couple days ago that he and Spewak were taking Friday and Monday off. Spewak is going to Williamsburg with the fam. Oscar likely doing more home demo.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: New Here ()
Date: August 19, 2016 02:26PM

New Here Wrote:
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> Guys, what does LFF stand for? I think you're
> referring to Mike when you say it, but what does
> it mean? BTW, I realize I'm preaching to the
> choir here but, TMOS blows!

Large Fat Fuck?
Liberal Fat Fuck?
Lethargic Fat Fuck?

Anyone?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is the Best! ()
Date: August 19, 2016 02:27PM

Lazy

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: August 19, 2016 03:13PM

Lazy Fat Fuck.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: August 19, 2016 03:16PM

Dorsia Wrote:
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> I know I'm new, but does anyone remember which
> show it was where Tom gavin kept messing with
> Blobb?
>
> And regarding the latest faptastic photo, what are
> the odds she is Harley Quinn for Halloween?

Can't help you with a date, but it was in the Manassas era; they had just gotten a show-specific phone line that they ended up barely using. You might check the so-called archives.

Good guess on Halloween. It's a lock she gets a good seeing-to.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Best Beatles Song Ever ()
Date: August 19, 2016 03:18PM

Mike's Worst Nightmare Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 792...Semper Fap
>
> Imagine a huge dick slipping between those lips,
> before spilling a load all over those godless
> tits.
>

Too late!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Date Doctor ()
Date: August 19, 2016 03:53PM

"Sometimes we're friends"

It's Wednesday. Last time the two of you had sex was Sunday.


"Sometimes we are more than friends."

It's Friday and he needs to fuck.


"Sometimes it's like we're strangers."

It's the day after he fucked you, or he found someone else with bigger tits to try and fuck.


"I don't understand our relationship."

Because you are fucking stupid.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: August 19, 2016 03:56PM

He's just not that into you. You shouldn't be letting him give you the hose.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Wisdom ()
Date: August 19, 2016 03:57PM

Date Doctor Wrote:
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> "Sometimes we're friends"
>
> It's Wednesday. Last time the two of you had sex
> was Sunday.
>
>
> "Sometimes we are more than friends."
>
> It's Friday and he needs to fuck.
>
>
> "Sometimes it's like we're strangers."
>
> It's the day after he fucked you, or he found
> someone else with bigger tits to try and fuck.
>
>
> "I don't understand our relationship."
>
> Because you are fucking stupid.

As a woman friend of mind once told another woman friend, "If he only comes over to fuck you, and you never go out, you're not his girlfriend."

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: August 19, 2016 04:39PM

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Lazy Fat Fuck.


circle gets a square

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Attired ()
Date: August 19, 2016 04:45PM

Judging by the way the girls are dressing these days, they should start attracting guys who won't treat them like garbage...never.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: August 19, 2016 04:48PM

It just occurred to me, now that golfing is off the table, where does Fuckwaddle hide his cigarettes that he buys by the carton?

 

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: August 19, 2016 04:58PM

..
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: August 19, 2016 05:25PM

Blobb For The Win

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: August 19, 2016 06:18PM

Classic Blobb!! America just became great again.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: August 19, 2016 09:14PM

NOICE!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: G9tTj ()
Date: August 19, 2016 09:23PM

Does anybody else think somebody should pull those girls aside and tell them that maybe they shouldn't drink? Then show them a picture of LFF

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: August 19, 2016 10:08PM

MikeWillEatAnything Wrote:
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> NOICE!


STANK!!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: August 19, 2016 10:13PM

 
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: August 19, 2016 10:25PM

  
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: August 19, 2016 11:13PM

G9tTj Wrote:
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> Does anybody else think somebody should pull those
> girls aside and tell them that maybe they
> shouldn't drink? Then show them a picture of LFF


It's too late...the O'Meara genes have already kicked in

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: August 19, 2016 11:14PM

The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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>  


oh Hell YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: August 19, 2016 11:48PM

Lololol!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The Great Kreskin ()
Date: August 20, 2016 08:22AM

I predict that Todd Hess will start complaining on the klubber site about all of Miike's absences. Then Mike will die shortly thereafter, and all the klubbers will take out their anger on poor Todd.

Per Mike's request, Carla will make plans to have him buried at sea, since he grew up on the sea, and he was almost on the crew team at college. Unfortunately Mike's remains will be dumped on a sandbar, resulting in his partially submerged corpse being picked clean by seagulls. The Circle of Life...

Mike's daughters will text their condolences in lieu of attending the service, and little Michael will begin the process of repressing all memories of "grandpa." Carla will convert the "studio" into an adult chat site after she discovers Mike gambled away most of his retirement money, and his ObamaCare deductible took the rest.

Robb will stop by Oscar's house to discuss the future of TMOS. Robb's weight, combined with the structural damage Oscar has done to his dwelling, will result in the house collapsing, killing them both. Shannon, out on a "yoga call" at the time, will survive, thus inheriting the Oscar Santana "fortune."

Pony, RoFo, et al will resume podcasting, and the show will become so popular that hundreds of radio stations will pick it up for syndication. No one will even remember what the acronym "TMOS" stood for.

And the lives of Floridians in the service industry will suddenly become just a little more bearable.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is the Best! ()
Date: August 20, 2016 08:30AM

(one little correction in your otherwise stellar predictions -- Oscar has said his beneficiaries are his nephews and nieces).

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: August 20, 2016 09:11AM

All well and good but you have to HAVE something to give something. ..

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Oscarita ()
Date: August 20, 2016 09:38AM

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> All well and good but you have to HAVE something
> to give something. ..


He does have Google Glass, impact driver and thermal imaging camera -- the Chinese suits are long gone, however.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Lady Baltimore ()
Date: August 20, 2016 11:12AM

VHvNy Wrote:
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> Nah, blood clots, you go on blood thinner for a
> few months. Unless they are in a major artery,
> which can be really bad. But, most likely these
> are in the veins in what ever leg had the
> operation.


He's got two clots, one in his leg and another one in his......lung!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: August 20, 2016 12:01PM

I would assume that Oscar will stop taking Robb's calls shortly after Mike dies

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: August 20, 2016 01:01PM

Dorsia Wrote:
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> I know I'm new, but does anyone remember which
> show it was where Tom gavin kept messing with
> Blobb?

Time capsule material.

OaktonWhineShop pm'd me to say it was this one, down to the first timestamp for all you millenials and other entitled humps who need others to do all your work for you (his words, not mine). Best subsequent parts start at 27:39 and 47:54 -- play the last one straight through to my absolute favorite part of the entire interaction beginning at 52:50.

De nada.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: August 20, 2016 01:23PM

you have done the Lord's Work

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: August 20, 2016 01:38PM

Aw shucks, don't mention it. Always a pleasure to dig up Spewak's lowlights. You know the saying about finding something you love to do and you'll never work a day in your life? Can't make any money doing this, but then neither can Spewak with Cake and Cookies. (Speaking of which, 75 days and counting since last episode -- Spewak's schedule is just so darn chockablock full this summer, ya know?)

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Sad Story ()
Date: August 20, 2016 01:55PM

The only part of the economy that hasn't recovered since 2008 is the careers of Mike, Robb and Oscar.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: August 20, 2016 06:27PM

Table Menu.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Wifi Air-Conditioner ()
Date: August 20, 2016 07:44PM

I'm loving these parody posts! Keep 'em coming!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Who's the new guy? ()
Date: August 20, 2016 08:59PM

I can tell there's a new guy making all these posts because really only about five people are still contributing here anymore. Welcome to whoever you are. I invented " Blobb " several years back. Sadly, you will find this forum is as disappointing as the show and you will eventually lose interest.

But since I have your attention - can you please post a similar screenshot of the infamous "space shuttle fight" that led to Buzz leaving the show? Or when Mike broke the CPR dummy?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: August 20, 2016 09:59PM

Who's the new guy? Wrote:
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> I can tell there's a new guy making all these
> posts because really only about five people are
> still contributing here anymore. Welcome to
> whoever you are. I invented " Blobb " several
> years back. Sadly, you will find this forum is as
> disappointing as the show and you will eventually
> lose interest.

If you're addressing me (hard to tell; I haven't posted much at all lately, but you go on to reference my screenshot of the episode where Gavin bested Spewak), I've been posting here for 3 years.

> But since I have your attention - can you please
> post a similar screenshot of the infamous "space
> shuttle fight" that led to Buzz leaving the show?

No.

> Or when Mike broke the CPR dummy?

No.


But I WILL do you the favor of giving you the link to the Gavin-Spewak Mental Lightweight Championship Bout of August 23, 2013.

https://mikeomearashow.com/2013/08/882-between-children/

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Yep sure the best ()
Date: August 20, 2016 10:30PM

I also like the story of how Mike broke the hatch of his friend's boat by standing / sitting / falling on it.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Oh'Meara ()
Date: August 20, 2016 10:33PM

And the furniture store chair he broke and then fled. Albeit slowly, gathering speed.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Who's the new guy? ()
Date: August 20, 2016 11:08PM

I can tell there's a new guy making all these posts because really only about five people are still contributing here anymore. Welcome to whoever you are. I invented " Blobb " several years back. Sadly, you will find this forum is as disappointing as the show and you will eventually lose interest. 

But since I have your attention - can you please post a similar screenshot of the infamous "space shuttle fight" that led to Buzz leaving the show? Or when Mike broke the CPR dummy?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Who's the new guy? ()
Date: August 20, 2016 11:09PM

I can tell there's a new guy making all these posts because really only about five people are still contributing here anymore. Welcome to whoever you are. I invented " Blobb " several years back. Sadly, you will find this forum is as disappointing as the show and you will eventually lose interest.  

But since I have your attention - can you please post a similar screenshot of the infamous "space shuttle fight" that led to Buzz leaving the show? Or when Mike broke the CPR dummy?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Who's the new guy? ()
Date: August 20, 2016 11:10PM

I can tell there's a new guy making all these posts because really only about five people are still contributing here anymore. Welcome to whoever you are. I invented " Blobb " several years back. Sadly, you will find this forum is as disappointing as the show and you will eventually lose interest. 

But since I have your attention - can you please post a similar screenshot of the infamous "space shuttle fight" that led to Buzz leaving the show? Or when Mike broke the CPR dummy?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: August 20, 2016 11:23PM

Who's the new guy? Wrote:
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> I can tell there's a new guy making all these
> posts because really only about five people are
> still contributing here anymore. Welcome to
> whoever you are. I invented " Blobb " several
> years back. Sadly, you will find this forum is as
> disappointing as the show and you will eventually
> lose interest. 
>
> But since I have your attention - can you please
> post a similar screenshot of the infamous "space
> shuttle fight" that led to Buzz leaving the show?
> Or when Mike broke the CPR dummy?

Hi rancid cunt homo faggot Who's the new guy? Guy!

Why don't you prove it by posting under the name you registered? No need to run it by your legal console, it's very simple.


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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: August 20, 2016 11:23PM

I'm THE Blobb, asshole. Over 2000 posts.

You "invented" shit.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Horny Dr Who ()
Date: August 20, 2016 11:43PM

By the by, that photo above.
I wonder...
Can I fap to this?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The Hand of Rassilon ()
Date: August 21, 2016 12:27AM

Horny Dr Who Wrote:
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> By the by, that photo above.
> I wonder...
> Can I fap to this?

The Hand of Rassilon says have at it! I did!



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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: August 21, 2016 12:28AM

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> I'm THE Blobb, asshole. Over 2000 posts.
>
> You "invented" shit.


I know, right?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos () ()
Date: August 21, 2016 12:30AM

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> I'm THE Blobb, asshole. Over 2000 posts.
>
> You "invented" shit.

Post count not necessarily something to brag about. You chose to be "Rancid Cunt Homo Faggot Who's the new guy? Guy!" This is still fixable, heckfire, not even broken. I have no beef with you. We good?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: August 21, 2016 01:51AM

Rassilon is my Negro!!!!
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Bottom Of The Barrel ()
Date: August 21, 2016 08:00AM

Horny Dr Who Wrote:
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> By the by, that photo above.
> I wonder...
> Can I fap to this?

If white trash turns you on, they by all means, have at it.

Personally, I start retching at the site of bleached blonde hair with black roots. Screams "swap-meet".

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Yep sure the best ()
Date: August 21, 2016 08:04AM

Bottom Of The Barrel Wrote:
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>
> Personally, I start retching at the site of
> bleached blonde hair with black roots. Screams
> "swap-meet".


And lower-back tattoo.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekapeekzapaloozaaa ()
Date: August 21, 2016 10:11AM

Oh'Meara Wrote:
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> And the furniture store chair he broke and then
> fled. Albeit slowly, gathering speed.

ahahahahahahahahahaha - nice call back

peek has granted me permission to post a laugh a la peek

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 1 tmos fan ()
Date: August 21, 2016 01:07PM

Huntin, fishin', lovin everyday with the TMOS show!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hey, apostrophe S face! ()
Date: August 21, 2016 01:27PM

Do you think Mike knows Tony Perkins has scheduled his podcast show to be recorded at DC Improv? In October, before TMOS' November show? Even worse for Mike, Tony's is Saturday night, not Saturday afternoon like Mike's.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: August 21, 2016 02:36PM

No, because that would involve being aware of shows on his own "network" and "website".

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: August 21, 2016 03:14PM

I am The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos! AMA time

I am also a magical negro and a faggot.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Wifi Air-Conditioner ()
Date: August 21, 2016 03:33PM

I'm loving these parody posts! Keep 'em coming!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 1 tmos fan ()
Date: August 21, 2016 04:13PM

The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> I am The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos! AMA time
>
> I am also a magical negro and a faggot.


Can you confirm that you are a lonely old woman? And do you seek comfort with the TMOS thread and show-wo-wo?

But we all are doing the same, not a bad place to be on a rainy day. Don't forget to buy an umbrellas on the TMOS link from Amazon for simply the driest way to support the how

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: August 21, 2016 04:14PM

Your mom wasn't a parody post when I fucked her ass. The strange thing is she demanded to suck my tiny cock after I came in her ass. That's weird

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Wifi Air-Conditioner ()
Date: August 21, 2016 04:15PM

I'm loving these parody posts! Keep 'em coming!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: August 21, 2016 04:15PM

1 tmos fan Wrote:
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> The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I am The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos! AMA time
> >
> > I am also a magical negro and a faggot.
>
>
> Can you confirm that you are a lonely old woman?
> And do you seek comfort with the TMOS thread and
> show-wo-wo?
>
> But we all are doing the same, not a bad place to
> be on a rainy day. Don't forget to buy an
> umbrellas on the TMOS link from Amazon for simply
> the driest way to support the how

Nope, not a woman. I'm a gay man. I used to love the rentBoy app until it got shut down.

I don't listen to the wo-wo, I just post here because I'm an idiotic faggot

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: bc4eD ()
Date: August 21, 2016 06:20PM

The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> Why don't you prove it by posting under the name
> you registered? No need to run it by your legal
> console, it's very simple.

Sez the retard who posts under an unregistered name.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: jyGuE ()
Date: August 21, 2016 06:24PM

table menu

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 1 tmos fan ()
Date: August 21, 2016 06:52PM

jyGuE Wrote:
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> table menu


Speaking of, new under-the-table promotion at Jimmy's mention you're a TMOS bonus subscriber and get a cocktail! (They may or may not comp you, wink wink, just between friends). 3 wisemen indeed!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: August 21, 2016 07:03PM

If that's true about TPerk, expect gale force Full Mike!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: August 21, 2016 07:21PM

Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: bc4eD ()
Date: August 21, 2016 06:20PM

The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> Why don't you prove it by posting under the name
> you registered? No need to run it by your legal
> console, it's very simple.

Sez the retard who posts under an unregistered name.


Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: jyGuE ()
Date: August 21, 2016 06:24PM

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Hi rancid cunt homo faggot Code Guy!

"Drink specials cannot be advertised outside an establishment or in media. The promotion of discounts for specific drink types, brands, and prices items is always prohibited, even during “happy hour.”"

"What’s the official rule for advertising alcoholic beverages on a licensee’s website or social media?

Licensees may advertise alcoholic beverage products they carry, regular prices of drinks, wine pairings, descriptions of signature cocktails, etc. This may include photos of alcoholic beverages, in bottles or glasses, and tap handles with logos."

https://www.abc.virginia.gov/licenses/retail-resources/advertising

Virginia code and ABC website, you stupid faggot cunt.

If it doesn't learn it gets the hose.

    Jimmy's: Get the hose!   

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: CkXhC ()
Date: August 21, 2016 07:39PM

How original.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: August 21, 2016 07:46PM

Hi rancid cunted homo faggot Code Guy!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hey, apostrophe S face! ()
Date: August 21, 2016 09:52PM

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> If that's true about TPerk, expect gale force Full
> Mike!

Would I lie to you? To be fair, Tony's only in the lounge...although he's recorded a show there before.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Enter Sandman ()
Date: August 21, 2016 10:12PM

What woman wouldn't want to cuddle up to this every night? I bet he's even hotter wearing the apnea mask.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: August 21, 2016 11:27PM

and he said he's even heavier now

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: August 21, 2016 11:29PM

So much bicep hair...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Good Old Days ()
Date: August 22, 2016 06:08AM

Taken back when Robb was considered "svelte" compared to today.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. ()
Date: August 22, 2016 07:58AM

Bruno_Hautenfaust Wrote:
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> So much bicep hair...


I can't bear it

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS Historian ()
Date: August 22, 2016 08:06AM

If Robb is "a solid 8" today, he must have been a 9 1/2 when this photo was taken.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hair Club for Men ()
Date: August 22, 2016 08:08AM

They have to be able to transplant some of that bicep hair to his head, right?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Spewakiaaaaan ()
Date: August 22, 2016 08:14AM

More accurate to call those upper arms.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hey, apostrophe S face! ()
Date: August 22, 2016 09:29AM

Why do we listen to TMOS? Because it feels so good when we stop.

Friday and today, I'm feeling great. Thanks, Mike!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: ccradio ()
Date: August 22, 2016 11:18AM

Intractable Insobriety Wrote:
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> Dorsia Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I know I'm new, but does anyone remember which
> > show it was where Tom gavin kept messing with
> > Blobb?
>
> Time capsule material.
>
> OaktonWhineShop pm'd me to say it was this one,
> down to the first timestamp for all you millenials
> and other entitled humps who need others to do all
> your work for you (his words, not mine). Best
> subsequent parts start at 27:39 and 47:54 -- play
> the last one straight through to my absolute
> favorite part of the entire interaction beginning
> at 52:50.
>
> De nada.

Whoa...back up the truck for a moment. Unless I missed something (which is possible, perhaps even likely), haven't we all wondered about what happened to OWS and whether everything is OK? Can you share anything else without giving up too much?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: August 22, 2016 11:52AM

Sorry, I don't know OWS and haven't heard from him -- my reference was just a little shout-out in case he's still out there.

Long live OWS!

(now don't get all misty on me)

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Table Menu ()
Date: August 22, 2016 12:04PM

The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> Table Menu.


Que?

-Table Menu

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: August 22, 2016 12:17PM

But ccr, aren't you, I, OWS, peek, bubby, blobb, bruno, RK, 4HC, mikeeats, disgruntled, wolf, finger, miked1, lady B, et. al all the same person??



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/22/2016 12:18PM by Intractable Insobriety.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Solid 8 ()
Date: August 22, 2016 12:32PM

Are we sure Robb didn't actually say "a solid ape?" That would make more sense, based on this photo.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: August 22, 2016 12:54PM

Intractable Insobriety Wrote:
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> But ccr, aren't you, I, OWS, peek, bubby, blobb,
> bruno, RK, 4HC, mikeeats, disgruntled, wolf,
> finger, miked1, lady B, et. al all the same
> person??


essentially

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: August 22, 2016 01:09PM

Are you Of The Body? Joy to you, friend.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Parody Account ()
Date: August 22, 2016 01:21PM

peekza Wrote:
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> Intractable Insobriety Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > But ccr, aren't you, I, OWS, peek, bubby,
> blobb,
> > bruno, RK, 4HC, mikeeats, disgruntled, wolf,
> > finger, miked1, lady B, et. al all the same
> > person??
>
>
> essentially


Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Wifi Air-Conditioner ()
Date: August 21, 2016 03:33PM

I'm loving these parody posts! Keep 'em coming!


GIFT FROM GOD


-Parody

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Patton Oswalt ()
Date: August 22, 2016 01:25PM

Hey gang, please make sure to check out my Netflix special and leave reviews.

Thanks for all the support from my DC fans.

-Patton
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos ()
Date: August 22, 2016 01:35PM

Hi Fake Patton Oswalt!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Todd Hess ()
Date: August 22, 2016 02:34PM

The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> Hi Fake Patton Oswalt!


It gets old you calling out everyone as fake. You are such a KEYBOARD WARRIOR, but I do finally agree the Mike is LFF.

-Todd

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