The best.
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Yep!

Sure!

The best!

Now, I'm off to MC a talent show at a middle school that my children no longer attend.

Cap slims my boy's dome.

Those pig-like eyes, the fat-pressure creating mongoloid epicanthic folds....

777...Semper Fat
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That blonde does not work for m'lady. She's got a face for black with blue or purple highlights.

Third from right is looking doable. Might have to crank!

Robert's looking quite fey.

Robb's beard, you had one job. Slimming. Fail.



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Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Robert's looking quite fey.

He will always have a face for radio.

"Radio Mumbo-Jumbo, the Mike O'Meara Show!"

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> He will always have a face for radio.


too bad he didn't have the talent

Is this Fatt Rob's Nostrils Week? Must have missed the memo. Disturbing in any case.

This week, Oscar is paid a visit by a neighbor who happens to be a successful investment banker.

Neighbor: I've seen you around the neighborhood lately. I hear you are a very industrious fellow.

Oscar: Yes. I have many businesses and jobs.

Neighbor: That's great! I have some hedges that need trimming. Can you come by this afternoon?

Oscar: Wait. You think I'm a Mexican laborer?

Neighbor: There's a quick $100 in it for you. I need an answer now. I'm due in Rossyln to inspect some investment properties.

Oscar: ¡Oh mira! la Uber es de en frente

I watched Tom Haverford highlights last night.
Cringe-a-riffic!

Wednesday: Star Wars (Expressions of Vader) t-shirt

So, tried to listen to the live stream this morning and couldn't get it started until 10:08 and it ended at 10:30. What is the dilly, yo? And why is it Mailbag Wednesday?

FUCK YOU ROB.

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> And why is it Mailbag Wednesday?
>
> FUCK YOU ROB.


Because Mike might die tomorrow and they want to milk his Wheel of Impressions one more time?

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Want to hear what a stupid faggot has to say about a dumb podcast (yeah, I know, nobody does).

Let's just wait for The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos's next post.


The math adds up

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Why the long faggot, faggot?

Spelling it "ghey" is gay

Math adds up

The two Fatt Fucks had to talk Georgetown O5car out of knocking down what he suspects is a load bearing wall in the Spite House. He was all set, as he'd watched some youtube videos. He figured that the fireplace would hold up the house, and he would also jam a 2x4 up to aid in the support.

Jesus. That house will be worthless rubble by Christmas.

Wait? Not! Wrote:
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> The two Fatt Fucks had to talk Georgetown O5car
> out of knocking down what he suspects is a load
> bearing wall in the Spite House. He was all set,
> as he'd watched some youtube videos. He figured
> that the fireplace would hold up the house, and he
> would also jam a 2x4 up to aid in the support.
>
> Jesus. That house will be worthless rubble by
> Christmas.


Damn! I wish they had told him to go ahead;

At least there would be something interesting on the show for once.

Expecting many doctor stories in the near future.



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Starts at minute 52. The built-in shelves are a large part of what's good about the house. Of course he goes on Youtube to git edumacated about construction. Then minute 54 Fuckwaddle has his first ever moment of clarity in his life but sadly not related to his drinking, when he suggests that if it were doable it would already have been done.

Then Tom Haverford goes out and buys an accessory for for his iPhone to jumpstart the project. Also a 2 by 4, safety goggles, hard hat, sledge hammer. Maybe it's all a cover story for some Village People cosplay.

Best part of the day the TMOS show everybodddy!!!

Thoughts and prayers to the BIG GUY as he goes under the knife tomorrow. Hope they don't cut out that funny bone ha ha.

TMOS: Making those hands clap since 2009!

Not to worry, the fireplace is loadbearing
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> Best part of the day the TMOS show everybodddy!!!
>
> Thoughts and prayers to the BIG GUY as he goes
> under the knife tomorrow. Hope they don't cut out
> that funny bone ha ha. MY BONER MY BONER MY BONER!!!
>
> TMOS: Making those hands SHIT FUCK CUNT! clap since 2009!

Hi Todd.

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Robb's shorts are also loadbearing.

Thanks for the pic, peek. It sounds like El Spic has already started shittifying the built-in before figuring out that it probably is a load-bearing wall. Taking that little bookcase out isn't going to let in a significant amount of light anyway. Maybe he wants the illusion that his tiny house isn't tiny.

What he should do is get an El Chimney Sweep in during the warm weather to inspect and clean that chimney and put a squirrel cage on top while he's at it. If I had that house I'd look into getting a woodstove. Woodstoves are cool.

El Spic's priorities are totally fucked, no surprise there. The electrical issues should be top of the list.

And until I hear otherwise I'm going to assume he has a Federal Pacific breaker box and that would need to be replaced IMMEDIATELY. It might even be a line item in the El Binder from the El Inspector.

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You just made me laugh in my mouth.

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> Robb's shorts are also loadbearing.


at one point they were pie-bearing

Not that surprising that Oscar wants to knock out the one redeemable feature in his shit shack to make his new abode "modern" and "open concept." He could have bought one of those ready made for a fraction of the price across the river. Also, the video obviously didn't feature the part where you submit architectural renderings to the city in order to pull the proper permits before beginning construction. What a complete moron.

It would technically be demolition, not construction. My money's still on cosplay.

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I was just thinkin' that myself.

Thanks for posting this. I'm exactly ONE YEAR out of the loop. I quit TMOS when they came back from July 4th break last year and Mike was acting like a complete dick.

I find it interesting that Don would mention Mike at all now. Personally? The last few Doncasts I listened to, with his last two partners, completely blew dog dick. Fan-Toam was a bust, and Little Joe, or whatever??? BFD.

Seriously, I think that Don is sharing these stories now so that the words start flying and his podcast gets higher ratings while listeners wait for him to rave and rant about Mike.

The Robb story is interesting, but you gotta admit that if Robb took away anything from being a radio SIDEKICK, it was going to be how to backstab people.
Don considered him in the "best buddy" relm for quite some time.

My feeling is that all the doors were shut eight years ago when the D&M show broke up. What opened up all the wounds was Buzz, who bounced between the camps and f'ed both of them over.

So....what have I missed? Was there a TMOS family jam at the Ye Olde O'Meara house up north???



B'rilliant Wrote:
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> The 062116 Don Geronimo podcast is fucking gold.
> Skip to the 35-40 minute mark. He first gets into
> the whole buying Mike a trip to the masters. He
> was relatively careful not to outright call Mike a
> piece of shit, but it was heavily implied. Said
> he'd never accept a gift from his listeners. Said
> that the gift was 20 years of loyalty which
> allowed them to make over 2 million dollars a
> year.
>
> It got really interesting when he started talking
> about Robb. A lot of the things we've said here
> are apparently true. Don asked Robb at one point
> why he doesn't talk to him anymore and Robb said
> it was because of the show. Said Robb chose Mike's
> show over their friendship and it was never a real
> friendship. Robb just used him becuase he was a
> way to make Robb money. Don paid for Robb's
> insurance and helped him out with other bills.

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If Oscar is able to knock out the bookcase without disastrous consequences, Mike would not be able to use that opening, even without a walker. And creating an opening there would limit placement of furniture in both rooms, making his place even more cramped.

Oscar can rely on his DIY skills and YouTube, however (let's just forget his powerwashing of his brick patio).

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Thursday: Beatles t-shirt with terribly stretched-out collar (plus, Spewak has head wound -- don't know if they're related)

Looks like he cut his head shaving...Was that shirt black once?

Today I let Todd cum in my ass. I'm gay and I figured the best way to make friends with that child molesting and dog fucking monster was to allow him to open my backdoor.

He wasn't very good but at least it saved a few dogs from being violated.

I'm loving these parody posts! Keep 'em coming!

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>
> If Oscar is able to knock out the bookcase without
> disastrous consequences, Mike would not be able to
> use that opening, even without a walker. And
> creating an opening there would limit placement of
> furniture in both rooms, making his place even
> more cramped.
>
> Oscar can rely on his DIY skills and YouTube,
> however (let's just forget his powerwashing of his
> brick patio).

Didn't El Spic once tell Fuckwaddle that you can learn anything from a 15 minute Youtube video?

Minute 25

Why did he take the boilers out? Why did he turn the gas off? So far everything he's done has reduced the value of the property.

Pony is the only knowledgeable person in the room.

Don't most people want built ins in small houses because real furnitures are hard to fit? Now he wants to put a useless doorway 5 feet away from another that go to the same room?

Waiting for him to turn the house into a 1 bedroom and decrease the value some more.



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If he was willing to spring for someone who actually knew what he was doing, he could remove the upper living room ceiling ("I wonder if that's a load-bearing floor upstairs?") and the value would skyrocket because of the cathedral ceiling.

I still say the electrical should be the first priority.

Neighbors coming over and asking you to stop doing something is never a good thing.

Oscar, don't rely on Spewak to give you advice about anything electrical. But you knew that.

I think the hours for home-"improvement" that can be heard inside the next house, like sledgehammering would be 9-5 or 6, 7 is pushing it.

It still sounds very cosplayish, wearing a hard hat when one isn't needed, or at least talking about buying it. Tom Haverford.

Electrical, electrical, electrical.

$800 is too much to pay to have a guy knock down a wall (or for less, tell me it can't be done) but no problem spending $300 for an iPhone camera attachment to peer into the wall for pipes and wires...

Oscar does like to buy "outfits" to match his activity. I wouldn't be surprised if he bought a toolbelt and work boots too.

I guess I'll have to listen...
if it's true the neighbor stopped by, we can soon expect the license and inspectors are not far behind. G- towners don't much appreciate arrogant non whites tearing up historical buildings.
If he collapses the place, I'll buy a year sub to bonus shows. ...
no I won't. ...

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> That blonde does not work for m'lady. She's got a
> face for black with blue or purple highlights.
>
> Third from right is looking doable. Might have to
> crank!

Fuckin chomo loser.

William F. Buckley checking in, he was recording a special across the hall.

This week, a neighbor's lawyer pays Oscar a visit:

Lawyer: So where did you get the idea your chimney could bear the load of your roof?

Oscar: A Podcaster.

Lawyer: Does he have a background in construction?

Oscar: None, whatsoever.

Lawyer: Well, as you know, removing the load-bearing wall created the roof cave-in that compromised the wall you share with my client.

Oscar: How much is it going to cost to fix?

Lawyer: Tens of thousands of dollars. I understand you are fond of Uber. Let's just say you won't be using them for a while.

Oscar: At least my homeowners insurance should cover it.

Lawyer: Homeowners doesn't cover this kind of stupidity. Can I get your lawyer's phone number?

Oscar: Oh, look! The Lyft is here.

Another great episode! Can't wait to see what happens next. Maybe Oscar's SO might do some residential massage work on the side to help with the money issues. Maybe the judge will order Oscar to be the neighbor's butler.

I also heard rumors of another TMOS project in development starring Mike. Working title: The Bionic Hipster.

In my mind, I can just hear the Steve Austin sound effects as Mike lifts his ass out of his wheelchair!

We're living in the Golden Age of Pretend TV!

Carla: Michael this morning: "Is Grandpa coming back?"

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> Carla: Michael this morning: "Is Grandpa coming
> back?"

Michael's 'classmate' at pre-school: "Maybe your grandpa and my grandpa are friends in Heaven."

Oscar is a complete and utter idiot.

I hope that shitshack collapses.

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> > back?"
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> Michael's 'classmate' at pre-school: "Maybe your
> grandpa and my grandpa are friends in Heaven."

At least Jr didn't ask mommy, as he often does in the mornings after Mike has had too much night, if Grandpa is dead.

Friday: Jaws t-shirt

Twist ending like Todd's dog - never saw it coming!

Georgetown Hillbillies Wrote:
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> This week, a neighbor's lawyer pays Oscar a
> visit:
>
> Lawyer: So where did you get the idea your chimney
> could bear the load of your roof?
>
> Oscar: A Podcaster.
>
> Lawyer: Does he have a background in
> construction?
>
> Oscar: None, whatsoever.
>
> Lawyer: Well, as you know, removing the
> load-bearing wall created the roof cave-in that
> compromised the wall you share with my client.
>
> Oscar: How much is it going to cost to fix?
>
> Lawyer: Tens of thousands of dollars. I understand
> you are fond of Uber. Let's just say you won't be
> using them for a while.
>
> Oscar: At least my homeowners insurance should
> cover it.
>
> Lawyer: Homeowners doesn't cover this kind of
> stupidity. Can I get your lawyer's phone number?
>
> Oscar: Oh, look! The Lyft is here.

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>
> I hope that shitshack collapses.


It's only a matter of time

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> I hope that shitshack collapses.

You mean literally*, right?

*#1 TMOS misused word.

Though Oscar's recent "misconstruded" is my new favorite.

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> *#1 TMOS misused word.
>
> Though Oscar's recent "misconstruded" is my new
> favorite.

and Mike's constant misuse of coagulate

Someone please call the Georgetown building department and turn Oscar in for using forged permits. Sounds to me like he is practically asking for it.

Minute 10

So funny listening to El Spic struggling to spell DIY. At lease he got a little bit smart and stopped taking advice from random people on Facebook. He goes online to print out fake permits, but doesn't go to the website that tells him he doesn't need a permit. I am shaking my head ruefully. Is it any wonder I drink?

As usual Pony is right and Fatt Rob is wrong. Fake permits are a terrible idea.

Minute 17

No Fatt Robb, you can put the permits outside, just cover them with plastic.

Minute 18

El Spic thinks he's on the east side of Georgetown. Incorrectamundo.

Minute 19

Then he talks about breaking up the patio for which he does need a permit.

Minute 23

"I'm doing the best I can." No, doing the best you can would be to check the rules beforehand.

http://www.cagtown.com/historic-preservation-apply-for-permit

https://www.washingtonian.com/2016/05/12/ben-bradlee-mausoleum-dc-changes-construction-code/

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Fatt Rob: "I'd rather be fat." Thanks for the news bulletin.

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> Someone please call the Georgetown building
> department and turn Oscar in for using forged
> permits. Sounds to me like he is practically
> asking for it.


YES! Someone please do.

Oscar Zeballos's address:

1237 34TH St NW WASHINGTON, DC 20007



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> It's only a matter of time

I don't know about that. He might burn the place down first.

one thing we CAN agree on...there will be ZERO improvement during these renovations

Timestamp 1:08

Memo to Beatles Expert Fatt Rob: Skiffle Lives Matter. Hummel, from Alcatraz, OUT!

I've seen homeless people on K street wearing nicer shirts.
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Huh. Who knew that grease-laden sweat bleaches cotton?

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His shirt has space to add 2 or 3 Beatles cover bands.

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> Fatt Rob: "I'd rather be fat." Thanks for the
> news bulletin.

He can check that sucker off his bucket list. And not with a pencil, either.

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> Fatt Rob: "I'd rather be fat."

Dreams DO come true.

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>
> He can check that sucker off his bucket list. And
> not with a pencil, either.


Robb would need to lose at least a hundred pounds to only be fat

Peek, actually fat people are usually a mere 25 or 30 pounds overweight. ..

150 pounds then?

Cary: Carla told me I've been slacking posting here, so here goes. Someone suggested Robb had cut his head shaving. Close, it was me. Robb can no longer hold his arm up long enough, so I have to do it. Let's say I sneezed the other night.

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> here, so here goes. Someone suggested Robb had cut
> his head shaving. Close, it was me. Robb can no
> longer hold his arm up long enough, so I have to
> do it. Let's say I sneezed the other night.


Sneeze harder next time.

yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Some would think it hilarious were peek to show up on Oscar's doorstep one night dressed as a DC code enforcement guy. All he would need would be a clipboard, skowl and fake-ish ID printed out like one of Oscar's permits.

Certainly not me, however.

I don't see how going outside and shouting about permits was ever going to help matters. That boy ain't right.

http://www.cagtown.com/historic-preservation-apply-for-permit

Oscar Zeballos's address:

1237 34TH St NW WASHINGTON, DC 20007

Remember, that's "East Georgetown". That boy ain't right.

O may think Georgetown is exclusive. Not exclusive enough to keep out a rube, however.

I do enjoy the Mike-free shows, however.

Wait! What? Did Oscar just admit to printing and placing fake permits on his house?

I too enjoy Mike's absence. See it's not all hate here. In fact Robb has a knack for mocking Oscar that follows our line on Oscar's assholery.
And it's pretty much because he can push on Oscar harder than Dear Eater.

oscar sure has a lot of money for someone who hasn't had a real job in quite a while...muchas gracias papa who doesn't care to even look at his 700k+ investment. oscar doesn't do shit yet brags about his work ethic. negro please!

Talk about being an entitled hump.....

Best part of today's show: Oscar relating how Shannon called to tell him someone from the city was there about the work being done and the "permits." She later texted him, "We're fucked."

If we believe Oscar. In this case, I do. Unlike the others, he readily admits to a good percentage of his idiocy. This G-Town DIY stunt ranks right up there. Too bad he doesn't have a law student friend to advise him.

This week, the building inspector pays a visit to the Santanas:

Inspector: Sorry to bother you, ma'am. I was walking through the neighborhood and noticed the building permits you had taped to the door.

Scholarship: How can I help you, officer.

Inspector: Yeah, thanks, but I'm not an officer. Anyway, DC permits are on colored paper. It appears these were printed on cheap, white printer paper. These appear to be fake. What do you say about that?

Scholarship: We're fucked!

Inspector: Ma'am, can you not be on the phone while I'm talking to you?

Scholarship: Oh, look! The Uber's out front.

Inspector: Ma'am, that's a street cleaner. Have you had a stroke?

Maybe Oscar will hire a lawyer? Nah...He'll just pay $500 for an iphone app instead and DIY DC law.

She usually gives out the strokes. Es verdad?

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> This week, the building inspector pays a visit to
> the Santanas:
>
> Inspector: Sorry to bother you, ma'am. I was
> walking through the neighborhood and noticed the
> building permits you had taped to the door.
>
> Scholarship: How can I help you, officer.
>
> Inspector: Yeah, thanks, but I'm not an officer.
> Anyway, DC permits are on colored paper. It
> appears these were printed on cheap, white printer
> paper. These appear to be fake. What do you say
> about that?
>
> Scholarship: We're fucked!
>
> Inspector: Ma'am, can you not be on the phone
> while I'm talking to you?
>
> Scholarship: Oh, look! The Uber's out front.
>
> Inspector: Ma'am, that's a street cleaner. Have
> you had a stroke?

I can only hope he posted fake permits.
and that his neighbor finds out.

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> Some would think it hilarious were peek to show up
> on Oscar's doorstep one night dressed as a DC code
> enforcement guy. All he would need would be a
> clipboard, skowl and fake-ish ID printed out like
> one of Oscar's permits.

Or an ICE agent. He could tell Oscar that his neighbors turned him in. When Oscar produces some ID, the agent could point to the fake permits and consider any IDs as possible forgeries, too. He could ask Oscar to show proof of income that supports the purchase of the house. Threaten to seize the property as proceeds from drug money.
Then offer to look the other way if he can bang Shannon.

Pain Point Wrote:
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> Talk about being an entitled hump.....


Look who's talking.

Only listened to one show this week. For someone who loves to correct Oscar's English, Mike has a way of abusing the language, too. Twice in the show, he mis-used 'price point.' First he discussed how rubes can afford to buy lots of VistaPrint cards because of their low price points. Later he mentioned some radio loser who was only hired because of his low price point. MBA Oscar never said a thing.

Doubt he would be scared of ICE bit still try it and upload to youtube!

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> > Some would think it hilarious were peek to show
> up
> > on Oscar's doorstep one night dressed as a DC
> code
> > enforcement guy. All he would need would be a
> > clipboard, skowl and fake-ish ID printed out
> like
> > one of Oscar's permits.
>
> Or an ICE agent. He could tell Oscar that his
> neighbors turned him in. When Oscar produces some
> ID, the agent could point to the fake permits and
> consider any IDs as possible forgeries, too. He
> could ask Oscar to show proof of income that
> supports the purchase of the house. Threaten to
> seize the property as proceeds from drug money.
> Then offer to look the other way if he can bang
> Shannon.

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> Only listened to one show this week. For someone
> who loves to correct Oscar's English, Mike has a
> way of abusing the language, too. Twice in the
> show, he mis-used 'price point.' First he
> discussed how rubes can afford to buy lots of
> VistaPrint cards because of their low price
> points. Later he mentioned some radio loser who
> was only hired because of his low price point. MBA
> Oscar never said a thing.

First, it's been established that if you criticize someone's use of a word, you're a Nazi who's against education. I learned that the hard way.

Second, that's just Fuckwaddle's alcoholism-induced dementia kicking in, or should I say never stopping because it's permanent brain-damage?

Third, El Spic didn't say anything because he's really not clear on any of those terms (he makes the same error). Seriously, what kind of retard thinks fake permits for a job that doesn't require permits and yelling outdoors about your permits is a good thing?

None of this is a dig at you, but fun fact from your story: The radio loser with the low "price point" GOT HIRED.