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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
()
Date: July 01, 2016 10:52AM
I feel like killing someone when Oscar or Mike say something and Robb goes:
"WOW."
like it's the most amazing thing he has ever heard.
What a greasy load.
"WOW."
like it's the most amazing thing he has ever heard.
What a greasy load.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
1st amendment & crowded theater
()
Date: July 01, 2016 10:53AM
No mention of here of his parting shot as he left the movie theater early... or his bragging about his lack of odor and supreme control of that function.
We're not listening, not surprised, or just apathetic.
Or we believe the klubber admonition that it's all just a bit.
sushifarts
We're not listening, not surprised, or just apathetic.
Or we believe the klubber admonition that it's all just a bit.
sushifarts
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Spewak's Wardrobe
()
Date: July 01, 2016 12:00PM
Friday: Ghostbusters t-shirt
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
1 tmos fan
()
Date: July 01, 2016 12:02PM
The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
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> 1 tmos fan Wrote:
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> > The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
> >
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>
> > -----
> > > I personally would prefer more Pony, but the
> > fact
> > > that I want more suggests that the two blind
> > > squirrels and El Spic have stumbled into
> using
> > him
> > > just enough.
> > >
> >
> > You're usually spot on (well, 10% of the time)
> but
> > this is just wrong. Pony's the worst part of
> the
> > show they should punt him from being on air. 0
> > personality. RoFo brings more to the table,
> 10/10
> > would prefer!
>
> I will take that "10%", friend! Here's my
> reasoning: he's rarely heard from (as opposed to
> Fatt Rob), most of his contributions are in the
> realm of "mmm hmm", unintrusive like Buzz's
> sotto voce remarks used to be.
You're not wrong but that role sucks ass.
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> 1 tmos fan Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I personally would prefer more Pony, but the
> > fact
> > > that I want more suggests that the two blind
> > > squirrels and El Spic have stumbled into
> using
> > him
> > > just enough.
> > >
> >
> > You're usually spot on (well, 10% of the time)
> but
> > this is just wrong. Pony's the worst part of
> the
> > show they should punt him from being on air. 0
> > personality. RoFo brings more to the table,
> 10/10
> > would prefer!
>
> I will take that "10%", friend! Here's my
> reasoning: he's rarely heard from (as opposed to
> Fatt Rob), most of his contributions are in the
> realm of "mmm hmm", unintrusive like Buzz's
> sotto voce remarks used to be.
You're not wrong but that role sucks ass.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: July 01, 2016 12:22PM
776...Semper Fat
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Wait? Not!
()
Date: July 01, 2016 01:02PM
The alcohol-addled doing math:
One day this week (Wednesday?), LFF said that if you listen to the show on the 2 brokedick radio stations, the show is 2 hours long, while if you listen to the podcast, it is 1 hour 70 minutes. OK
One day this week (Wednesday?), LFF said that if you listen to the show on the 2 brokedick radio stations, the show is 2 hours long, while if you listen to the podcast, it is 1 hour 70 minutes. OK
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Wait? Not!
()
Date: July 01, 2016 01:05PM
Alcohol addled math:
Earlier this week, LFF mentioned that if you listen to the show on one of the brokedick stations that broadcast them, it is 2 hours long, whole if you listen to the podcast it is 1 hour 70 minutes. OK
Earlier this week, LFF mentioned that if you listen to the show on one of the brokedick stations that broadcast them, it is 2 hours long, whole if you listen to the podcast it is 1 hour 70 minutes. OK
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Pain Point
()
Date: July 01, 2016 01:25PM
Starting a go fund me for a Tesla for Big O. Who's with me?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Charity case
()
Date: July 01, 2016 01:54PM
Pain Point Wrote:
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> Starting a go fund me for a Tesla for Big O. Who's
> with me?
How about we donate to relocate Mike and his family to Haiti, where Mike can mentor all the angels he's always talking about? Michael will finally have some playmates, and Mike's daughters can enjoy the company of the older angels when they visit.
Mike can regale us with stories of shitty witch doctors (thanks, Obama!).
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> Starting a go fund me for a Tesla for Big O. Who's
> with me?
How about we donate to relocate Mike and his family to Haiti, where Mike can mentor all the angels he's always talking about? Michael will finally have some playmates, and Mike's daughters can enjoy the company of the older angels when they visit.
Mike can regale us with stories of shitty witch doctors (thanks, Obama!).
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos
()
Date: July 01, 2016 02:09PM
Friday's opening Yankee Doodle was light-years better than any of Fuckwaddle's so-called poems.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
1 tmos fan
()
Date: July 01, 2016 02:15PM
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> I feel like killing someone when Oscar or Mike say
> something and Robb goes:
>
> "WOW."
>
> like it's the most amazing thing he has ever
> heard.
>
> What a greasy load.
Wow!
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> I feel like killing someone when Oscar or Mike say
> something and Robb goes:
>
> "WOW."
>
> like it's the most amazing thing he has ever
> heard.
>
> What a greasy load.
Wow!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
1 tmos fan
()
Date: July 01, 2016 03:42PM
Happy 4th to all! Proud O'Mearicans us all :)
Now, enjoy the show-wo-wo and remember to use the TMOS show link on Amazon. A little goes along way everyboddddyyy!
Now, enjoy the show-wo-wo and remember to use the TMOS show link on Amazon. A little goes along way everyboddddyyy!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
()
Date: July 01, 2016 03:51PM
Oscar is a poser and not too bright, but Robb & Mike are truly horrible human beings.
I am thankful with every listen to this shite that I don't know them IRL.
I am thankful with every listen to this shite that I don't know them IRL.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
M7YWt
()
Date: July 01, 2016 03:55PM
"Shite" is kind of a poseur word.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
()
Date: July 01, 2016 04:05PM
M7YWt Wrote:
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> "Shite" is kind of a poseur word.
poseur is a poser word.
And that wasn't the word I used anyway. learn to read.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/01/2016 04:06PM by Blobb Spewsack.
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> "Shite" is kind of a poseur word.
poseur is a poser word.
And that wasn't the word I used anyway. learn to read.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/01/2016 04:06PM by Blobb Spewsack.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Kudos Guy
()
Date: July 01, 2016 04:20PM
This was a GREAT come back...then you blew it with your butt hurt and inaccurate "learn to read" dig. Partial kudos.
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> M7YWt Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > "Shite" is kind of a poseur word.
>
>
> poseur is a poser word.
>
> And that wasn't the word I used anyway. learn to
> read.
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> M7YWt Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > "Shite" is kind of a poseur word.
>
>
> poseur is a poser word.
>
> And that wasn't the word I used anyway. learn to
> read.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Kudos Guy
()
Date: July 01, 2016 04:21PM
I mean, did you have some sort of medical episode? He could've copied and pasted the word you used, and you denied it a few posts later?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos
()
Date: July 01, 2016 04:26PM
Kudos Guy Wrote:
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> I mean, did you have some sort of medical episode?
> He could've copied and pasted the word you used,
> and you denied it a few posts later?
Could you just shut up already?
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> I mean, did you have some sort of medical episode?
> He could've copied and pasted the word you used,
> and you denied it a few posts later?
Could you just shut up already?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
M7YWt
()
Date: July 01, 2016 05:02PM
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> M7YWt Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > "Shite" is kind of a poseur word.
>
>
> poseur is a poser word.
>
> And that wasn't the word I used anyway. learn to
> read.
There's no escaping the fact that "shite" is gay as fuck, poseur.
This is one of those times when the Urban Dictionary is actually helpful.
"Yes kids, that is how you spell poseur. No, I'm not trying to spell it some "fancy french way." Don't believe me? Let's go take a look at handy old Webster's:
Main Entry: po·seur
Pronunciation: pO-'z&r
Function: noun
Etymology: French
Date: 1872
: a person who pretends to be what he or she is not : an affected or insincere person
And there you have it. Still don't believe me? Let's look up "poser":
Main Entry: pos·er
Pronunciation: 'pO-z&r
Function: noun
Etymology: pose
Date: 1793
: a puzzling or baffling question
Interesting.
So, in closing, USE THE RIGHT WORD YOU IDIOTS. "
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> M7YWt Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > "Shite" is kind of a poseur word.
>
>
> poseur is a poser word.
>
> And that wasn't the word I used anyway. learn to
> read.
There's no escaping the fact that "shite" is gay as fuck, poseur.
This is one of those times when the Urban Dictionary is actually helpful.
"Yes kids, that is how you spell poseur. No, I'm not trying to spell it some "fancy french way." Don't believe me? Let's go take a look at handy old Webster's:
Main Entry: po·seur
Pronunciation: pO-'z&r
Function: noun
Etymology: French
Date: 1872
: a person who pretends to be what he or she is not : an affected or insincere person
And there you have it. Still don't believe me? Let's look up "poser":
Main Entry: pos·er
Pronunciation: 'pO-z&r
Function: noun
Etymology: pose
Date: 1793
: a puzzling or baffling question
Interesting.
So, in closing, USE THE RIGHT WORD YOU IDIOTS. "
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos
()
Date: July 01, 2016 06:42PM
M7YWt Wrote:
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> Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > M7YWt Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > "Shite" is kind of a poseur word.
> >
> >
> > poseur is a poser word.
> >
> > And that wasn't the word I used anyway. learn
> to
> > read.
>
> There's no escaping the fact that "shite" is gay
> as fuck, poseur.
>
> This is one of those times when the Urban
> Dictionary is actually helpful.
>
> "Yes kids, that is how you spell poseur. No, I'm
> not trying to spell it some "fancy french way."
> Don't believe me? Let's go take a look at handy
> old Webster's:
>
> Main Entry: po·seur
> Pronunciation: pO-'z&r
> Function: noun
> Etymology: French
> Date: 1872
> : a person who pretends to be what he or she is
> not : an affected or insincere person
> And there you have it. Still don't believe me?
> Let's look up "poser":
>
> Main Entry: pos·er
> Pronunciation: 'pO-z&r
> Function: noun
> Etymology: pose
> Date: 1793
> : a puzzling or baffling question
>
> Interesting.
>
> So, in closing, USE THE RIGHT WORD YOU IDIOTS. "
Or in your case, shut the fuck up.
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> Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > M7YWt Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > "Shite" is kind of a poseur word.
> >
> >
> > poseur is a poser word.
> >
> > And that wasn't the word I used anyway. learn
> to
> > read.
>
> There's no escaping the fact that "shite" is gay
> as fuck, poseur.
>
> This is one of those times when the Urban
> Dictionary is actually helpful.
>
> "Yes kids, that is how you spell poseur. No, I'm
> not trying to spell it some "fancy french way."
> Don't believe me? Let's go take a look at handy
> old Webster's:
>
> Main Entry: po·seur
> Pronunciation: pO-'z&r
> Function: noun
> Etymology: French
> Date: 1872
> : a person who pretends to be what he or she is
> not : an affected or insincere person
> And there you have it. Still don't believe me?
> Let's look up "poser":
>
> Main Entry: pos·er
> Pronunciation: 'pO-z&r
> Function: noun
> Etymology: pose
> Date: 1793
> : a puzzling or baffling question
>
> Interesting.
>
> So, in closing, USE THE RIGHT WORD YOU IDIOTS. "
Or in your case, shut the fuck up.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Pineapple
()
Date: July 01, 2016 07:27PM
Have we finally figured out this bad 5000 bit...is it Blobb trying to spice up this moribund place with a new, antagonistic character?
I think so. Whoever is pulling the strings for TH had better post carefully. Don't get exposed.
I think so. Whoever is pulling the strings for TH had better post carefully. Don't get exposed.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Another CUNT! Code Guy
()
Date: July 01, 2016 08:02PM
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Oscar is a poser and not too bright, but Robb &
> Mike are truly horrible human beings.
>
> I am thankful with every listen to this shite that
> I don't know them IRL.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: July 01, 2016 04:05PM
M7YWt Wrote:
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> "Shite" is kind of a poseur word.
poseur is a poser word.
And that wasn't the word I used anyway. learn to read.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/01/2016 04:06PM by Blobb Spewsack.
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> Oscar is a poser and not too bright, but Robb &
> Mike are truly horrible human beings.
>
> I am thankful with every listen to this shite that
> I don't know them IRL.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: July 01, 2016 04:05PM
M7YWt Wrote:
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> "Shite" is kind of a poseur word.
poseur is a poser word.
And that wasn't the word I used anyway. learn to read.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/01/2016 04:06PM by Blobb Spewsack.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
C47cL
()
Date: July 01, 2016 08:04PM
Give it a rest faggots! Have a great 4th!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos
()
Date: July 01, 2016 09:45PM
Pineapple Wrote:
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> Have we finally figured out this bad 5000 bit...is
> it Blobb trying to spice up this moribund place
> with a new, antagonistic character?
>
> I think so. Whoever is pulling the strings for TH
> had better post carefully. Don't get exposed.
You might be on to something here. As a wise man once said, someone is not respecting the brand, and they're on a hiding to nothing. Look it up, Dildomaniacs!
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> Have we finally figured out this bad 5000 bit...is
> it Blobb trying to spice up this moribund place
> with a new, antagonistic character?
>
> I think so. Whoever is pulling the strings for TH
> had better post carefully. Don't get exposed.
You might be on to something here. As a wise man once said, someone is not respecting the brand, and they're on a hiding to nothing. Look it up, Dildomaniacs!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
()
Date: July 01, 2016 11:53PM
I don't post under any other names.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
()
Date: July 01, 2016 11:56PM
The July 4th montage, (made what, 7 years ago?) is the last time Spewak did any real "work".
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos
()
Date: July 02, 2016 12:24AM
On the bright side, a Fallout Boy (Boi if you're a child molester) clip will be added. No one else in radio has ever done such a montage!
Be advised, Blobb, that the real has no problem with you. :)
Be advised, Blobb, that the real has no problem with you. :)
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
bubbyman
()
Date: July 02, 2016 02:28AM
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> I don't post under any other names.
Occasionally, for reasons known to those in the know, I do!
To the fake 5000, you almost had me with yesterday's first post, but it was the incessantly worse posts that followed that quickly that gave it away. With just a little more work, and, a little less immediate gratification, you may eventually pull it off!
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> I don't post under any other names.
Occasionally, for reasons known to those in the know, I do!
To the fake 5000, you almost had me with yesterday's first post, but it was the incessantly worse posts that followed that quickly that gave it away. With just a little more work, and, a little less immediate gratification, you may eventually pull it off!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos
()
Date: July 02, 2016 02:43AM
Do any of you guys have a problem with the fact that I am gay? I've been posting here longer than most of you and I practically own this thread. Deal with it. If I don't like you, expect to be called out on it.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Liar Mike
()
Date: July 02, 2016 07:30AM
I appreciate the discipline it took to space out these posts.
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> I don't post under any other names.
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> I don't post under any other names.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Liar Mike
()
Date: July 02, 2016 07:32AM
...and then trying to change the subject quickly. Yeah, we hate the Fourth montage so much! What were we talking about?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Meanwhile, at Oscar's House
()
Date: July 02, 2016 10:13AM
Something smells done in the kitchen!
It's a load of Oscar's Ed Hardy shirts in the dryer.
The Santanas (aka The Georgetown Hillbillies)
It's a load of Oscar's Ed Hardy shirts in the dryer.
The Santanas (aka The Georgetown Hillbillies)
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Georgetown Hillbillies
()
Date: July 02, 2016 10:23AM
In this week's episode, Oscar's more successful brother comes to visit.
Oscar: We would love to have you guys stay the night.
Brother: Well, we have reservations at the Four Seasons. We don't want to be a bother.
Oscar: It's no bother at all. Just give me a few minutes to pump up the air mattress. The living room floor is actually bigger than it looks.
Brother: Oh, look. The Uber's out front.
Oscar: We would love to have you guys stay the night.
Brother: Well, we have reservations at the Four Seasons. We don't want to be a bother.
Oscar: It's no bother at all. Just give me a few minutes to pump up the air mattress. The living room floor is actually bigger than it looks.
Brother: Oh, look. The Uber's out front.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Georgetown Hillbillies
()
Date: July 02, 2016 10:40AM
In this week's episode, Oscar's parents pay a visit.
Oscar: Do you guys want to stay for dinner? It will only take a minute to set up the card table.
Dad: We don't want to be a bother. We were going to go to 1789.
Oscar: Try this homemade hummus! Fresh out of the kitchen.
Dad: Is that Tide I taste?
Oscar: Most likely Downy.
Dad: Oh look. The Uber's out front.
Oscar: Do you guys want to stay for dinner? It will only take a minute to set up the card table.
Dad: We don't want to be a bother. We were going to go to 1789.
Oscar: Try this homemade hummus! Fresh out of the kitchen.
Dad: Is that Tide I taste?
Oscar: Most likely Downy.
Dad: Oh look. The Uber's out front.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos
()
Date: July 02, 2016 01:16PM
bubbyman Wrote:
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> Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I don't post under any other names.
>
>
> Occasionally, for reasons known to those in the
> know, I do!
>
> To the fake 5000, you almost had me with
> yesterday's first post, but it was the incessantly
> worse posts that followed that quickly that gave
> it away. With just a little more work, and, a
> little less immediate gratification, you may
> eventually pull it off!
What about yesterday's first one makes you think it wasn't the real?
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> Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I don't post under any other names.
>
>
> Occasionally, for reasons known to those in the
> know, I do!
>
> To the fake 5000, you almost had me with
> yesterday's first post, but it was the incessantly
> worse posts that followed that quickly that gave
> it away. With just a little more work, and, a
> little less immediate gratification, you may
> eventually pull it off!
What about yesterday's first one makes you think it wasn't the real?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Nielsen Rater
()
Date: July 02, 2016 05:48PM
Georgetown Hillbillies Wrote:
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> In this week's episode, Oscar's parents pay a
> visit.
>
> Oscar: Do you guys want to stay for dinner? It
> will only take a minute to set up the card table.
>
>
> Dad: We don't want to be a bother. We were going
> to go to 1789.
>
> Oscar: Try this homemade hummus! Fresh out of the
> kitchen.
>
> Dad: Is that Tide I taste?
>
> Oscar: Most likely Downy.
>
> Dad: Oh look. The Uber's out front.
Georgetown Hillbillies looks like a winner! It's already got two episodes in production, which is twice as many as either The Regulars or Political Persuasions.
Can't wait to see what happens when the klubbers come to visit!
"Tonight, on a very special episode of Georgetown Hillbillies, Todd Hess and little Jabril drop by while the Santanas are at a meet n' greet."
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> In this week's episode, Oscar's parents pay a
> visit.
>
> Oscar: Do you guys want to stay for dinner? It
> will only take a minute to set up the card table.
>
>
> Dad: We don't want to be a bother. We were going
> to go to 1789.
>
> Oscar: Try this homemade hummus! Fresh out of the
> kitchen.
>
> Dad: Is that Tide I taste?
>
> Oscar: Most likely Downy.
>
> Dad: Oh look. The Uber's out front.
Georgetown Hillbillies looks like a winner! It's already got two episodes in production, which is twice as many as either The Regulars or Political Persuasions.
Can't wait to see what happens when the klubbers come to visit!
"Tonight, on a very special episode of Georgetown Hillbillies, Todd Hess and little Jabril drop by while the Santanas are at a meet n' greet."
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Georgetown Hillbillies
()
Date: July 02, 2016 08:54PM
In this week's episode, Oscar calls in a landscaper to help with "The Back 40."
Oscar: So glad you could come by today. Our neighbor, the neurosurgeon, said you did wonders with his yard.
Landscaper: Well, when you said you needed help with "the back 40," I considered it quite a challenge. I had no idea anyone had 40 acres in Georgetown these days.
Oscar: My apologies. By "back 40," I meant 40 square feet. Not acres.
Landscaper: Oh. There really isn't much back here, is there?
Oscar: Which means it shouldn't cost much, right?
Landscaper: Oh, look! The Uber's out front.
Oscar: So glad you could come by today. Our neighbor, the neurosurgeon, said you did wonders with his yard.
Landscaper: Well, when you said you needed help with "the back 40," I considered it quite a challenge. I had no idea anyone had 40 acres in Georgetown these days.
Oscar: My apologies. By "back 40," I meant 40 square feet. Not acres.
Landscaper: Oh. There really isn't much back here, is there?
Oscar: Which means it shouldn't cost much, right?
Landscaper: Oh, look! The Uber's out front.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
MikeWillEatAnything
()
Date: July 02, 2016 09:06PM
This is my new favorite show. Going to binge watch it this weekend!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos
()
Date: July 02, 2016 10:45PM
Judging by the real estate photos the back yard is very nice, although I suspect El Spic is strangely a stranger to yardwork. The brickwork is a 2 beaner one or 2 day job, and could be done with no mortar whatsoever. But it's fine as it is, a much lower priority than the electrical issues. So we know which one El Spic will prioritize. I wonder if he has a Federal Pacific breaker box. Math adds up. Too hot inside? Buy some fans. Third world technology but for our El Spic it's AC or nothing.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Must See TV
()
Date: July 03, 2016 10:55AM
Georgetown Hillbillies Wrote:
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> In this week's episode, Oscar calls in a
> landscaper to help with "The Back 40."
>
> Oscar: So glad you could come by today. Our
> neighbor, the neurosurgeon, said you did wonders
> with his yard.
>
> Landscaper: Well, when you said you needed help
> with "the back 40," I considered it quite a
> challenge. I had no idea anyone had 40 acres in
> Georgetown these days.
>
> Oscar: My apologies. By "back 40," I meant 40
> square feet. Not acres.
>
> Landscaper: Oh. There really isn't much back here,
> is there?
>
> Oscar: Which means it shouldn't cost much, right?
>
> Landscaper: Oh, look! The Uber's out front.
GH catchphrases:
Oscar:
"Shannon, you got some 'splainin' to do!"
Shannon:
"Fuck that MBA!"
"My fiancé's at class. Let's fuck somewhere that has A/C!"
"Of all the Santanas to seduce, I picked the poor one!"
-------------------------------------------------------
> In this week's episode, Oscar calls in a
> landscaper to help with "The Back 40."
>
> Oscar: So glad you could come by today. Our
> neighbor, the neurosurgeon, said you did wonders
> with his yard.
>
> Landscaper: Well, when you said you needed help
> with "the back 40," I considered it quite a
> challenge. I had no idea anyone had 40 acres in
> Georgetown these days.
>
> Oscar: My apologies. By "back 40," I meant 40
> square feet. Not acres.
>
> Landscaper: Oh. There really isn't much back here,
> is there?
>
> Oscar: Which means it shouldn't cost much, right?
>
> Landscaper: Oh, look! The Uber's out front.
GH catchphrases:
Oscar:
"Shannon, you got some 'splainin' to do!"
Shannon:
"Fuck that MBA!"
"My fiancé's at class. Let's fuck somewhere that has A/C!"
"Of all the Santanas to seduce, I picked the poor one!"
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: July 03, 2016 11:13AM
Does 05cars place have heat?
Wondering about winter....
Wondering about winter....
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
No AC
()
Date: July 03, 2016 03:02PM
Oscar is doing Shannon a favor having no A/C. She can do Hot Yoga anytime now.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
1 tmos fan
()
Date: July 03, 2016 03:37PM
No AC Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Oscar is doing Shannon a favor having no A/C. She
> can do Hot Yoga anytime now.
Any time Shannon does yoga it's hot yoga if you're picking up what I'm putting down.. Bing bang boom, the TMOS show everyboddyyy! Rockin the 4th and everday 24/7/365, open on Sundays!
-------------------------------------------------------
> Oscar is doing Shannon a favor having no A/C. She
> can do Hot Yoga anytime now.
Any time Shannon does yoga it's hot yoga if you're picking up what I'm putting down.. Bing bang boom, the TMOS show everyboddyyy! Rockin the 4th and everday 24/7/365, open on Sundays!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos
()
Date: July 03, 2016 04:35PM
El Spic is like a dumber less successful Tom Haverford.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Georgetown Hillbillies
()
Date: July 03, 2016 04:57PM
On this week's episode of the Georgetown Hillbillies, one of Oscar's fellow MBA classmates comes by for a study session.
Classmate: Gee, Oscar. It's kind of hot in here. Is there any way to crank up the A/C?
Oscar: Wish I could, bra. But we don't have central air here.
Classmate: Wait. I live across the Key Bridge in Rossyln. I paid half what you did, have twice the square footage, plus central air AND a covered parking spot.
Oscar: Oh, look! The Uber's out front.
Classmate: Gee, Oscar. It's kind of hot in here. Is there any way to crank up the A/C?
Oscar: Wish I could, bra. But we don't have central air here.
Classmate: Wait. I live across the Key Bridge in Rossyln. I paid half what you did, have twice the square footage, plus central air AND a covered parking spot.
Oscar: Oh, look! The Uber's out front.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
azkeep
()
Date: July 03, 2016 05:30PM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
MikeWillEatAnything
()
Date: July 03, 2016 06:29PM
Lol what a rube!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
TMOS is the Best!
()
Date: July 03, 2016 07:47PM
Wait? Not! Wrote:
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> The alcohol-addled doing math:
>
> One day this week (Wednesday?), LFF said that if
> you listen to the show on the 2 brokedick radio
> stations, the show is 2 hours long, while if you
> listen to the podcast, it is 1 hour 70 minutes. OK
I go with Dude Walker re. the length of the show. He says to get the TMOS bonus show, "because five hours a week just ain't enough." Sponsors must be happy to hear that even TMOS tells us to skip the 19 minutes of daily ads.
-------------------------------------------------------
> The alcohol-addled doing math:
>
> One day this week (Wednesday?), LFF said that if
> you listen to the show on the 2 brokedick radio
> stations, the show is 2 hours long, while if you
> listen to the podcast, it is 1 hour 70 minutes. OK
I go with Dude Walker re. the length of the show. He says to get the TMOS bonus show, "because five hours a week just ain't enough." Sponsors must be happy to hear that even TMOS tells us to skip the 19 minutes of daily ads.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos
()
Date: July 03, 2016 09:36PM
I was catching up on the old news relating to Opie and Anthony lately, and came across the wiki-fact that Artie Lange has 9000 subscribers for a 4 times a week podcast. If he charges $10 a month (like Don Geronimo) that would be a nice chunk of change. If Fuckwaddle could put together a show which wasn't the fucking same every day and if he wasn't brain-damaged due to his alcoholism, which drags the show down, I might be enticed to pay. But Fatt Rob would have to be strapped to a hand-truck like Hannibal Lecter... he is radio poison. If Fuckwaddle does 5 shows a week (at best) and often but not always offers an extra show where I can titillate myself by listening to "the boys" say "fuck" for an extra 99 cents why would I do that?
And sorry, but in spite of all the creepy "ooh baby we're so blessed that you are in our lives" shit from Fatt1 and Fatt2, Shannon isn't all that.
And sorry, but in spite of all the creepy "ooh baby we're so blessed that you are in our lives" shit from Fatt1 and Fatt2, Shannon isn't all that.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Percival Niggerbaiter
()
Date: July 03, 2016 09:48PM
1 tmos fan Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> No AC Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Oscar is doing Shannon a favor having no A/C.
> She
> > can do Hot Yoga anytime now.
>
>
> Any time Shannon does yoga it's hot yoga if you're
> picking up what I'm putting down.. Bing bang boom,
> the TMOS show everyboddyyy! Rockin the 4th and
> everday 24/7/365, open on Sundays!
1 tmos fan is Todd Hess.
-------------------------------------------------------
> No AC Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Oscar is doing Shannon a favor having no A/C.
> She
> > can do Hot Yoga anytime now.
>
>
> Any time Shannon does yoga it's hot yoga if you're
> picking up what I'm putting down.. Bing bang boom,
> the TMOS show everyboddyyy! Rockin the 4th and
> everday 24/7/365, open on Sundays!
1 tmos fan is Todd Hess.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
bubbyman
()
Date: July 03, 2016 10:22PM
From Friday's DGS:
A listener spends $135 for Don's parking lot fireworks show, afterwards Don gives him $140. The listener says that's not necessary, "Who do you think I am? Mike O'Meara?"
A listener spends $135 for Don's parking lot fireworks show, afterwards Don gives him $140. The listener says that's not necessary, "Who do you think I am? Mike O'Meara?"
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: July 03, 2016 10:28PM
I MUST HEAR THAT!!!!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos
()
Date: July 03, 2016 11:01PM
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: July 04, 2016 02:08AM
The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> In the meantime, enjoy this blast from the past:
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI-td59vgwg
first donation? $25 from SDM
-------------------------------------------------------
> In the meantime, enjoy this blast from the past:
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI-td59vgwg
first donation? $25 from SDM
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Nice try
()
Date: July 04, 2016 05:44AM
...but Shannon is more attractive than anyone you could pull. You act like Oscar is a playboy from an old family with royal connections or a star role on the national soccer team.
She's more than fine, and it's reductive to think that's the only metric for a relationship.
I would not expect you to know that.
She's more than fine, and it's reductive to think that's the only metric for a relationship.
I would not expect you to know that.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Nice try
()
Date: July 04, 2016 05:48AM
You dummies have spent 6 years working hard to pretend that certain SOs are ugly or something.
Get a grip.
More than anything (except the posting and storage of baby photos), that makes this place sound like all those mothers basement accusations. I hope you read your sad little posts.
Get a grip.
More than anything (except the posting and storage of baby photos), that makes this place sound like all those mothers basement accusations. I hope you read your sad little posts.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
MikeWillEatAnything
()
Date: July 04, 2016 09:05AM
The only worth you gave her was her looks ha ha. Do you think she is a real quality person? Must be a blessing to have her in your life right?
Nice try Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> ...but Shannon is more attractive than anyone you
> could pull. You act like Oscar is a playboy from
> an old family with royal connections or a star
> role on the national soccer team.
>
> She's more than fine, and it's reductive to think
> that's the only metric for a relationship.
>
> I would not expect you to know that.
Nice try Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> ...but Shannon is more attractive than anyone you
> could pull. You act like Oscar is a playboy from
> an old family with royal connections or a star
> role on the national soccer team.
>
> She's more than fine, and it's reductive to think
> that's the only metric for a relationship.
>
> I would not expect you to know that.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Georgetown Hillbillies
()
Date: July 04, 2016 09:47AM
In the week's episode, some of Oscar's relatives come to DC for the 4th of July celebration.
Family: Thanks for having us for the 4th of July, Oscar! Are we going to grill up some burgers and hot dogs?
Oscar: Burgers and hot dogs? How gauche! We are in Georgetown. We are going to go to the Ritz Carlton for "High Tea." Besides, there's no place around here to "buy burgers and dogs."
Family: Really? High tea's a British thing, right? Seems kind of wrong on the 4th of July. Well, the great thing about living in DC is that we can all just jump on the Metro to see the fireworks on the Mall.
Oscar: About that, the Metro doesn't run to Georgetown. We will have to get a ride.
Family: What? With all the people and traffic, it will take us hours to get there and back.
Oscar: Oh, look! The Uber's out front.
Family: Thanks for having us for the 4th of July, Oscar! Are we going to grill up some burgers and hot dogs?
Oscar: Burgers and hot dogs? How gauche! We are in Georgetown. We are going to go to the Ritz Carlton for "High Tea." Besides, there's no place around here to "buy burgers and dogs."
Family: Really? High tea's a British thing, right? Seems kind of wrong on the 4th of July. Well, the great thing about living in DC is that we can all just jump on the Metro to see the fireworks on the Mall.
Oscar: About that, the Metro doesn't run to Georgetown. We will have to get a ride.
Family: What? With all the people and traffic, it will take us hours to get there and back.
Oscar: Oh, look! The Uber's out front.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
this one was lame
()
Date: July 04, 2016 10:20AM
That was very weak 1/10
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Holiday Losers
()
Date: July 04, 2016 11:15AM
Once again, here we are, spending another holiday away from loved ones so we can spread TMOS vitriol.
We pray for a day when all people can declare their independence from TMOS in their divine pursuit of happiness.
Happy Fourth, fellow haters!
We pray for a day when all people can declare their independence from TMOS in their divine pursuit of happiness.
Happy Fourth, fellow haters!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Poet Laureate Mike
()
Date: July 04, 2016 11:35AM
Did today's Best of TMOS include Mike's stirring poem/limerick/abortion? Seems fitting for the holiday.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: July 04, 2016 01:16PM
Nice try Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> You dummies have spent 6 years working hard to
> pretend that certain SOs are ugly or something.
>
> Get a grip.
>
> More than anything (except the posting and storage
> of baby photos), that makes this place sound like
> all those mothers basement accusations. I hope you
> read your sad little posts.
you logged in at 6 am on the 4th to tell us that?
-------------------------------------------------------
> You dummies have spent 6 years working hard to
> pretend that certain SOs are ugly or something.
>
> Get a grip.
>
> More than anything (except the posting and storage
> of baby photos), that makes this place sound like
> all those mothers basement accusations. I hope you
> read your sad little posts.
you logged in at 6 am on the 4th to tell us that?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: July 04, 2016 01:19PM
Holiday Losers Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Once again, here we are, spending another holiday
> away from loved ones so we can spread TMOS
> vitriol.
>
> We pray for a day when all people can declare
> their independence from TMOS in their divine
> pursuit of happiness.
>
> Happy Fourth, fellow haters!
so you took valuable time away from your "family" in a feeble attempt to shame us for being here? And you're here too?
#winner
-------------------------------------------------------
> Once again, here we are, spending another holiday
> away from loved ones so we can spread TMOS
> vitriol.
>
> We pray for a day when all people can declare
> their independence from TMOS in their divine
> pursuit of happiness.
>
> Happy Fourth, fellow haters!
so you took valuable time away from your "family" in a feeble attempt to shame us for being here? And you're here too?
#winner
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: July 04, 2016 01:20PM
Nice try Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> ...but Shannon is more attractive than anyone you
> could pull. You act like Oscar is a playboy from
> an old family with royal connections or a star
> role on the national soccer team.
>
> She's more than fine, and it's reductive to think
> that's the only metric for a relationship.
>
> I would not expect you to know that.
pump the brakes...she is an aging bikini model with a minor in rub and tug
-------------------------------------------------------
> ...but Shannon is more attractive than anyone you
> could pull. You act like Oscar is a playboy from
> an old family with royal connections or a star
> role on the national soccer team.
>
> She's more than fine, and it's reductive to think
> that's the only metric for a relationship.
>
> I would not expect you to know that.
pump the brakes...she is an aging bikini model with a minor in rub and tug
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Holiday Losers
()
Date: July 04, 2016 01:48PM
peekza Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Holiday Losers Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Once again, here we are, spending another
> holiday
> > away from loved ones so we can spread TMOS
> > vitriol.
> >
> > We pray for a day when all people can declare
> > their independence from TMOS in their divine
> > pursuit of happiness.
> >
> > Happy Fourth, fellow haters!
>
>
> so you took valuable time away from your "family"
> in a feeble attempt to shame us for being here?
> And you're here too?
>
> #winner
Better get your sarcasm-meter calibrated, peekza. It was a callback to earlier holiday admonitions.
Embrace the hatred!
-------------------------------------------------------
> Holiday Losers Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Once again, here we are, spending another
> holiday
> > away from loved ones so we can spread TMOS
> > vitriol.
> >
> > We pray for a day when all people can declare
> > their independence from TMOS in their divine
> > pursuit of happiness.
> >
> > Happy Fourth, fellow haters!
>
>
> so you took valuable time away from your "family"
> in a feeble attempt to shame us for being here?
> And you're here too?
>
> #winner
Better get your sarcasm-meter calibrated, peekza. It was a callback to earlier holiday admonitions.
Embrace the hatred!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Jim Publicist
()
Date: July 04, 2016 02:09PM
peekza Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Nice try Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ...but Shannon is more attractive than anyone
> you
> > could pull. You act like Oscar is a playboy
> from
> > an old family with royal connections or a star
> > role on the national soccer team.
> >
> > She's more than fine, and it's reductive to
> think
> > that's the only metric for a relationship.
> >
> > I would not expect you to know that.
>
>
> pump the brakes...she is an aging bikini model
> with a minor in rub and tug
Dude, you are a creepy fucking internet stalker.
Has Mike at least filed a protective order or attorney's letter against you yet?
-------------------------------------------------------
> Nice try Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ...but Shannon is more attractive than anyone
> you
> > could pull. You act like Oscar is a playboy
> from
> > an old family with royal connections or a star
> > role on the national soccer team.
> >
> > She's more than fine, and it's reductive to
> think
> > that's the only metric for a relationship.
> >
> > I would not expect you to know that.
>
>
> pump the brakes...she is an aging bikini model
> with a minor in rub and tug
Dude, you are a creepy fucking internet stalker.
Has Mike at least filed a protective order or attorney's letter against you yet?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Dewey Cheatum and Howe
()
Date: July 04, 2016 02:15PM
We no longer represent Mike as his legal console. He's hoping Oscar will get his dad to pay for law school, so he can get legal advice for free.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: July 04, 2016 02:28PM
Jim Publicist Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Nice try Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > ...but Shannon is more attractive than anyone
> > you
> > > could pull. You act like Oscar is a playboy
> > from
> > > an old family with royal connections or a
> star
> > > role on the national soccer team.
> > >
> > > She's more than fine, and it's reductive to
> > think
> > > that's the only metric for a relationship.
> > >
> > > I would not expect you to know that.
> >
> >
> > pump the brakes...she is an aging bikini model
> > with a minor in rub and tug
>
> Dude, you are a creepy fucking internet stalker.
>
> Has Mike at least filed a protective order or
> attorney's letter against you yet?
wait, you openly gush about Shannon's looks and I'm the creepy internet stalker? Math doesn't check out guy
-------------------------------------------------------
> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Nice try Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > ...but Shannon is more attractive than anyone
> > you
> > > could pull. You act like Oscar is a playboy
> > from
> > > an old family with royal connections or a
> star
> > > role on the national soccer team.
> > >
> > > She's more than fine, and it's reductive to
> > think
> > > that's the only metric for a relationship.
> > >
> > > I would not expect you to know that.
> >
> >
> > pump the brakes...she is an aging bikini model
> > with a minor in rub and tug
>
> Dude, you are a creepy fucking internet stalker.
>
> Has Mike at least filed a protective order or
> attorney's letter against you yet?
wait, you openly gush about Shannon's looks and I'm the creepy internet stalker? Math doesn't check out guy
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
TMOS is the Best!
()
Date: July 04, 2016 02:28PM
On this family holiday, I tried to follow Spewak's directive on Friday to "take a moment and bring the family around the radio" and listen to his clip of Wayne Newton discussing his gig at the 1983 DC 4th of July festivities, but I couldn't find a radio (and if I had, I'd have to do some aux thing to hook my phone up to it) so I said fuck it, and told my family to go amuse themselves on this rainy, gloomy day.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Ummmm....
()
Date: July 04, 2016 02:57PM
peekza Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Jim Publicist Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > peekza Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Nice try Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > ...but Shannon is more attractive than
> anyone
> > > you
> > > > could pull. You act like Oscar is a playboy
> > > from
> > > > an old family with royal connections or a
> > star
> > > > role on the national soccer team.
> > > >
> > > > She's more than fine, and it's reductive to
> > > think
> > > > that's the only metric for a relationship.
> > > >
> > > > I would not expect you to know that.
> > >
> > >
> > > pump the brakes...she is an aging bikini
> model
> > > with a minor in rub and tug
> >
> > Dude, you are a creepy fucking internet stalker.
>
> >
> > Has Mike at least filed a protective order or
> > attorney's letter against you yet?
>
> wait, you openly gush about Shannon's looks and
> I'm the creepy internet stalker? Math doesn't
> check out guy
No, math checks out. You are always stalking the Omeara family on the internet. Its what you do.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Jim Publicist Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > peekza Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Nice try Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > ...but Shannon is more attractive than
> anyone
> > > you
> > > > could pull. You act like Oscar is a playboy
> > > from
> > > > an old family with royal connections or a
> > star
> > > > role on the national soccer team.
> > > >
> > > > She's more than fine, and it's reductive to
> > > think
> > > > that's the only metric for a relationship.
> > > >
> > > > I would not expect you to know that.
> > >
> > >
> > > pump the brakes...she is an aging bikini
> model
> > > with a minor in rub and tug
> >
> > Dude, you are a creepy fucking internet stalker.
>
> >
> > Has Mike at least filed a protective order or
> > attorney's letter against you yet?
>
> wait, you openly gush about Shannon's looks and
> I'm the creepy internet stalker? Math doesn't
> check out guy
No, math checks out. You are always stalking the Omeara family on the internet. Its what you do.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
MikeWillEatAnything
()
Date: July 04, 2016 03:13PM
We want him on that wall - we need him on that wall!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos
()
Date: July 04, 2016 05:10PM
My wall needs were taken care of long ago.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
A Request for Dude Walker
()
Date: July 04, 2016 05:18PM
"Radio Dave Coulier - The Mike O'Meara Show."
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Danny Cornuto
()
Date: July 04, 2016 05:40PM
A Request for Dude Walker Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> "Radio Dave Coulier - The Mike O'Meara Show."
Danny Tanner was cuckolded, he fathered all of the tanner children!!!!
-------------------------------------------------------
> "Radio Dave Coulier - The Mike O'Meara Show."
Danny Tanner was cuckolded, he fathered all of the tanner children!!!!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Weakenders
()
Date: July 04, 2016 06:55PM
Those were particularly weak comebacks. I remember when the posters here had something. Make FFXU great again?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
MikeWillEatAnything
()
Date: July 04, 2016 07:02PM
I never had nuffin.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos
()
Date: July 04, 2016 07:16PM
Weakenders Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Those were particularly weak comebacks. I remember
> when the posters here had something. Make FFXU
> great again?
Comebacks to what, Spermspurter?
-------------------------------------------------------
> Those were particularly weak comebacks. I remember
> when the posters here had something. Make FFXU
> great again?
Comebacks to what, Spermspurter?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
1 tmos fan
()
Date: July 04, 2016 09:03PM
3 cheers for the red, white and blue
3 cheers for all of you
And most of all, keep on rockin out and keeping in tune with the TMOS show everybodddy! We just can't get enough of the soundtrack of our lives!!!!!
"God bless the USA" -- Ted Cruz (in the voice of Mike O'Meara).
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/04/2016 09:03PM by 1 tmos fan.
3 cheers for all of you
And most of all, keep on rockin out and keeping in tune with the TMOS show everybodddy! We just can't get enough of the soundtrack of our lives!!!!!
"God bless the USA" -- Ted Cruz (in the voice of Mike O'Meara).
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/04/2016 09:03PM by 1 tmos fan.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Percival Niggerbaiter
()
Date: July 04, 2016 09:10PM
Hi Todd Hess.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: July 05, 2016 12:39AM
Ummmm.... Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
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> -----
> > Jim Publicist Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > peekza Wrote:
> > >
> >
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>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Nice try Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > ...but Shannon is more attractive than
> > anyone
> > > > you
> > > > > could pull. You act like Oscar is a
> playboy
> > > > from
> > > > > an old family with royal connections or a
> > > star
> > > > > role on the national soccer team.
> > > > >
> > > > > She's more than fine, and it's reductive
> to
> > > > think
> > > > > that's the only metric for a relationship.
>
> > > > >
> > > > > I would not expect you to know that.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > pump the brakes...she is an aging bikini
> > model
> > > > with a minor in rub and tug
> > >
> > > Dude, you are a creepy fucking internet
> stalker.
> >
> > >
> > > Has Mike at least filed a protective order or
> > > attorney's letter against you yet?
> >
> > wait, you openly gush about Shannon's looks and
> > I'm the creepy internet stalker? Math doesn't
> > check out guy
>
> No, math checks out. You are always stalking the
> Omeara family on the internet. Its what you do.
Sounds like you know a lot about my activities
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Jim Publicist Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > peekza Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Nice try Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > ...but Shannon is more attractive than
> > anyone
> > > > you
> > > > > could pull. You act like Oscar is a
> playboy
> > > > from
> > > > > an old family with royal connections or a
> > > star
> > > > > role on the national soccer team.
> > > > >
> > > > > She's more than fine, and it's reductive
> to
> > > > think
> > > > > that's the only metric for a relationship.
>
> > > > >
> > > > > I would not expect you to know that.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > pump the brakes...she is an aging bikini
> > model
> > > > with a minor in rub and tug
> > >
> > > Dude, you are a creepy fucking internet
> stalker.
> >
> > >
> > > Has Mike at least filed a protective order or
> > > attorney's letter against you yet?
> >
> > wait, you openly gush about Shannon's looks and
> > I'm the creepy internet stalker? Math doesn't
> > check out guy
>
> No, math checks out. You are always stalking the
> Omeara family on the internet. Its what you do.
Sounds like you know a lot about my activities
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Spewak's Wardrobe
()
Date: July 05, 2016 09:29AM
Tuesday: Run DMC t-shirt
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Wardrobe fortune teller
()
Date: July 05, 2016 09:33AM
Spewak's Wardrobe Wrote:
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> Tuesday: Run DMC t-shirt
Wednesday: Volkswagen bug car cover.
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> Tuesday: Run DMC t-shirt
Wednesday: Volkswagen bug car cover.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Ermagerd Drted Rfrnce ()
()
Date: July 05, 2016 10:04AM
Oscar is DEFINITELY Tom Haverford.
That is one of the best comparisons EVER...
Entertainment 360? TOTALLY an Oscar plan
That is one of the best comparisons EVER...
Entertainment 360? TOTALLY an Oscar plan
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
TMOS is the Best!
()
Date: July 05, 2016 02:30PM
Nothing says America like outlet mall fireworks, Mike.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: July 05, 2016 03:38PM
he truly is the Rube of Rubes
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
I'l Foamio Spermio
()
Date: July 05, 2016 03:43PM
TMOS is the Best! Wrote:
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> Nothing says America like outlet mall fireworks,
> Mike.
"I'm not one of you."
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> Nothing says America like outlet mall fireworks,
> Mike.
"I'm not one of you."
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
TMOS is the Best!
()
Date: July 05, 2016 03:46PM
they left the kid at home, Mike got ice cream... wtf
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos
()
Date: July 05, 2016 04:02PM
Fuckwaddle still hadn't recovered from the last-minute brain damage he crammed in over the weekend. He confused his daughterwife and the babysitter, and struggled to read a story from the prep service ("Show prep"! I know, right?).
[Larry King voice] Kids hate fiuhwurks, right?
Best part of the show: Pony's remark about the building manager giving him wine and touching him.
[Larry King voice] Kids hate fiuhwurks, right?
Best part of the show: Pony's remark about the building manager giving him wine and touching him.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Hello dere
()
Date: July 05, 2016 04:48PM
Mike wanted babysitter to have more time with Jr. Not a joke.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Hessians
()
Date: July 05, 2016 04:50PM
Manatees struggling to breathe in toxic algae-filled water of West South Florida
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
PTceu
()
Date: July 05, 2016 05:08PM
Ummmm.... Wrote:
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> > > peekza Wrote:
> > > Dude, you are a creepy fucking internet
> stalker.
> >
> > >
> > > Has Mike at least filed a protective order or
> > > attorney's letter against you yet?
> >
> > wait, you openly gush about Shannon's looks and
> > I'm the creepy internet stalker? Math doesn't
> > check out guy
>
> No, math checks out. You are always stalking the
> Omeara family on the internet. Its what you do.
Be careful or next he'll accuse you of being Todd Hess, because in the warped minds of Peekza and the other retards on this site there surely couldn't be more than one person who thinks they're all stalkers and losers.
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> > > peekza Wrote:
> > > Dude, you are a creepy fucking internet
> stalker.
> >
> > >
> > > Has Mike at least filed a protective order or
> > > attorney's letter against you yet?
> >
> > wait, you openly gush about Shannon's looks and
> > I'm the creepy internet stalker? Math doesn't
> > check out guy
>
> No, math checks out. You are always stalking the
> Omeara family on the internet. Its what you do.
Be careful or next he'll accuse you of being Todd Hess, because in the warped minds of Peekza and the other retards on this site there surely couldn't be more than one person who thinks they're all stalkers and losers.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos
()
Date: July 05, 2016 05:09PM
Haven't heard from our Todd in a while. What's the over-under on "re-offended"?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
PTceu
()
Date: July 05, 2016 05:13PM
PTceu Wrote:
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> Be careful or next he'll accuse you of being Todd
> Hess, because in the warped minds of Peekza and
> the other retards on this site there surely
> couldn't be more than one person who thinks
> they're all stalkers and losers.
THE POWER OF MY ENTER CODE: USER NAME COMPELS YOU!
#superfag
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> Be careful or next he'll accuse you of being Todd
> Hess, because in the warped minds of Peekza and
> the other retards on this site there surely
> couldn't be more than one person who thinks
> they're all stalkers and losers.
THE POWER OF MY ENTER CODE: USER NAME COMPELS YOU!
#superfag
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
MikeWillEatAnything
()
Date: July 05, 2016 05:44PM
Being confused with Todd is the ultimate slam. No recovery possible.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Georgetown Hillbillies
()
Date: July 05, 2016 06:36PM
This week, Oscar decides to see what his Georgetown abode might sell for:
Realtor: You haven't been in this place very long. Why are you thinking about selling?
Oscar: It's such a wonderful home in such a wonderful neighborhood, we felt we owe it to the world to share with another family.
Realtor: Oookay. Looks like you state here that it has a "water view." You can see the Potomac from here?
Oscar: Oh, no. We have a water feature in the back. Look here.
Realtor: Uh, that's not a water feature. Your storm sewer backed up from all of the rain and flooded your patio. It's going to cost quite a lot to fix this.
Oscar: Oh, look! The Uber's out front!
Realtor: It's sitting in a pool of water leftover from the storm sewer flooding.
Oscar: We call that one the "cement pond."
Realtor: You haven't been in this place very long. Why are you thinking about selling?
Oscar: It's such a wonderful home in such a wonderful neighborhood, we felt we owe it to the world to share with another family.
Realtor: Oookay. Looks like you state here that it has a "water view." You can see the Potomac from here?
Oscar: Oh, no. We have a water feature in the back. Look here.
Realtor: Uh, that's not a water feature. Your storm sewer backed up from all of the rain and flooded your patio. It's going to cost quite a lot to fix this.
Oscar: Oh, look! The Uber's out front!
Realtor: It's sitting in a pool of water leftover from the storm sewer flooding.
Oscar: We call that one the "cement pond."
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos
()
Date: July 05, 2016 07:22PM
I enjoyed that but respectfully submit that you pulled a John-Ralphio. Always end on the rhyme, and always finish a GH with "Oh, look! The Uber's out front!"
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: July 05, 2016 07:36PM
05car is so Tom Haverford. I'm watching all the clips I can. That's funny in that TMOS actually has lead me to something better.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Tom Santana
()
Date: July 05, 2016 08:01PM
Todd Moore is Oscar's John-Ralphio, minus the sex appeal.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets O'Dildos
()
Date: July 05, 2016 08:24PM
MikeWillEatAnything Wrote:
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> Being confused with Todd is the ultimate slam. No
> recovery possible.
Todd Hess wishes he could rock a dope suit like this and his fat whale of a wife shits out ladies that size every morning.
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> Being confused with Todd is the ultimate slam. No
> recovery possible.
Todd Hess wishes he could rock a dope suit like this and his fat whale of a wife shits out ladies that size every morning.
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