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You don't have to quit drinking to lose weight. Is Keith Richards fat?
If Robb did a low-carb diet, he could drink liquor or wine (no beer). The problem is it also involves eating vegetables and meat that isn't deep fried. And really no dessert. That's beyond Robb's amazing powers of self-discipline.
Lose weight and lose the funny. Robb seems like he's in a good spot, going to be happy for him and allow this entertainer of our time to keep up the good work!
This post brought to you by the Fall 2016 yet undisclosed live appearance the boys will have! Robb and co will be looking dapper, start saving your pennies for some fun! Simply the most in-person way to support the show-wo-wo!
Betting Fool Wrote:
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> Taking bets on the collective weight of Peekza,
> 5000 Buckets, and Carla's FT. The over/under has
> been set at 1,075. Place your bets gentlemen.
Ok, betting is finished and the over takes it! Two new bets. 1) How many total women (blood relatives don't count) have the aforementioned trio had sex with? Over/Under on this is one. 2) And on a related note, how many total times a day do they collectively jack off? Over/Under set at 27.
Four Hour Club Wrote:
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And LFF
> complained, as he does most days, that his son
> won't sleep 14 hours a night.
Betting Fool Wrote:
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> Betting Fool Wrote:
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> > Taking bets on the collective weight of Peekza,
> > 5000 Buckets, and Carla's FT. The over/under
> has
> > been set at 1,075. Place your bets gentlemen.
>
> Ok, betting is finished and the over takes it! Two
> new bets. 1) How many total women (blood relatives
> don't count) have the aforementioned trio had sex
> with? Over/Under on this is one. 2) And on a
> related note, how many total times a day do they
> collectively jack off? Over/Under set at 27.
Actually Dickdouche, the total is currently at 413 pounds, with Peekza yet to check in. It's unlikely that he weighs over 662 pounds. We're not talking about Todd Hess or Fatt Rob here.
Female sex partners? Over 100 so that's another fail for you.
These days I jack off once a week just to keep the machinery working. I run the garbage disposal once a month and the air conditioner a couple times each summer for the same reason.
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> The best part is that Patton does the talk-ups
> IRONICALLY, while TMOS does them seriously, trying
> to impress him with their skill, not understanding
> Patton's disregard for the whole DJ schtick.
Didn't listen to the show but if rob is allowed to play I guarantee he rehearsed last night and this morning
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> 1. Comes home from show
> 2. Eats (I'm assuming large portions)
> 3. goes down to basement to do "show prep", i.e.
> browse facebook
> 4. 7 P.M. Workday is done! Head upstairs, drink
> and watch TV
> 5. Eat dinner (High odds of tater tots being on
> menu) and drink
> 6. Watch TV and drink
> 7. Drink
> 8. Bedtime
Betting Fool Wrote:
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> Betting Fool Wrote:
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> -----
> > Taking bets on the collective weight of Peekza,
> > 5000 Buckets, and Carla's FT. The over/under
> has
> > been set at 1,075. Place your bets gentlemen.
>
> Ok, betting is finished and the over takes it! Two
> new bets. 1) How many total women (blood relatives
> don't count) have the aforementioned trio had sex
> with? Over/Under on this is one. 2) And on a
> related note, how many total times a day do they
> collectively jack off? Over/Under set at 27.
I think you would be disappointed by how little I weigh and how much sex I have with a live woman
peekza Wrote:
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> Betting Fool Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Betting Fool Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Taking bets on the collective weight of
> Peekza,
> > > 5000 Buckets, and Carla's FT. The over/under
> > has
> > > been set at 1,075. Place your bets gentlemen.
> >
> > Ok, betting is finished and the over takes it!
> Two
> > new bets. 1) How many total women (blood
> relatives
> > don't count) have the aforementioned trio had
> sex
> > with? Over/Under on this is one. 2) And on a
> > related note, how many total times a day do
> they
> > collectively jack off? Over/Under set at 27.
>
>
> I think you would be disappointed by how little I
> weigh and how much sex I have with a live woman
NnMbH Wrote:
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> The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
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>
> > Female sex partners? Over 100 so that's
> another
> > fail for you.
>
> You missed the part where he said that blood
> relatives don't count.
I include a small serving of sardines (mixed with a hard-boiled egg, beans, and vegetables) in my breakfast every morning.
The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
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> Female sex partners? Over 100 so that's another
> fail for you.
Let's see, 220 pounds and over 100 sex partners. Yeah, that sure sounds like a guy who spends all day on a website obsessing over other mens lives. I'm convinced!
Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> I mean seriously, Robb is so stupid he can't flip
> the pic in editing software?
He has a "career" in "radio" and "entertainment" that he hasn't figured out yet.
Betting Fool Wrote:
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> Betting Fool Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Taking bets on the collective weight of Peekza,
> > 5000 Buckets, and Carla's FT. The over/under
> has
> > been set at 1,075. Place your bets gentlemen.
>
> Ok, betting is finished and the over takes it! Two
> new bets. 1) How many total women (blood relatives
> don't count) have the aforementioned trio had sex
> with? Over/Under on this is one. 2) And on a
> related note, how many total times a day do they
> collectively jack off? Over/Under set at 27.
Hey there sports fans, betting's over and the results are in. Yes, you guessed it, bet #1 was under and bet #2 was over. That's it for today, maybe I'll be back next week with more fun facts!
the fake laugh of oscar was set on max today. because of the guest i suppose...except for the Shandling retrospective, every thing LFF or Patton uttered sent oscar into spasms of cackles. i'm sitting here listening, not cracking a smile,and these fools are acting like every word is the funniest thing ever heard,...motherfucker please !
I do not like the show when Patton is on. They turn into giddy schoolgirls and fuck it up more than usual, including the afore-mentioned record talkups.
"Sweet" is a word that Fuckwaddle also needs to remove from his vocabulary. He really can't talk to or about college-age girls without sounding creepy, like the time he asked his daughter "Are you naked with a boy?"
It's only a matter of time until he starts jacking to Julia if he hasn't already.
I just can't believe they have Patton for 79 minutes and still insist on doing the news and audio fault...It is just mind boggling how married they are to their retarded "format"
Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> It's a good thing you don't buy Peekza's Bonus
> Posts. Those really suck!
peekza the iodiot Wrote:
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> Well, clearly your genetics force you to make
> boring posts on this site, over and over and over
> and over again
>
> You should try harder to be more interesting and
> repeat yourself less. Just like TMOS
and remind me again what exactly you have added to the discussion? other than the unintentional comedy of naming yourself after me and/or misspelling idiot
The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
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> Doubling down on the misspelling I see.....just
> like the booze, the tater tots, the indolence, the
> obesity...
peekza the iodiot Wrote:
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> Well, clearly your genetics force you to make
> boring posts on this site, over and over and over
> and over again
>
> You should try harder to be more interesting and
> repeat yourself less. Just like TMOS
how many times are you going to say that? under how many different names?
FYI, we already already had a head count, the majority of people here seem to enjoy my participation...unfortunately, the same can't be said for your "contribution"....Maybe it's time for you to find a new thread
peekza the iodiot Wrote:
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> Nah, we didn't really have a vote and you aren't
> willing to stop you inane bullshit.
>
> You are just mad that daddy doesn't mention you on
> his fake radio show
I saw an awful lot of people say they enjoyed my pictures/posts and that's all the vote I need frankly...I haven't seen anybody say they enjoyed the lame shit you post, so there's that as well
The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
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> So no more than 31 times a month, amirite?
>
> #droppingasolideightt
>
> src="http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.
> php?40,file=226166,filename=Big_Doody.jpg">
peekza Wrote:
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> peekza the iodiot Wrote:
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> > Nah, we didn't really have a vote and you
> aren't
> > willing to stop you inane bullshit.
> >
> > You are just mad that daddy doesn't mention you
> on
> > his fake radio show
>
>
> I saw an awful lot of people say they enjoyed my
> pictures/posts and that's all the vote I need
> frankly...I haven't seen anybody say they enjoyed
> the lame shit you post, so there's that as well
Math doesn't check out. A lot of people were against your dumb posts
peekza Wrote:
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> any time you want to provide a link to the people
> who said they enjoy your lame whiney posts...we're
> waiting peekza wannabee
I subscribe to the peekza Bonus Show *AND* peekza Reloaded. I'm curating a silo of artesian posts below an inflated price point and above my pain points. I am benefiting from a positive ROI and not negatively impacting my debt to investment ratio.
peekza Wrote:
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> all I saw was the same person, you just linked to
> the same guy, you get that right?
I guess you can blame your inability to search and click the "next" and "before" arrows on genetics.
It is too bad the LFF got with your mom and made you so dumb
fuckcunt Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
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> > all I saw was the same person, you just linked
> to
> > the same guy, you get that right?
>
>
> I guess you can blame your inability to search and
> click the "next" and "before" arrows on genetics.
>
>
> It is too bad the LFF got with your mom and made
> you so dumb
it sure would be easier to just blame you for not providing a link to someone saying they liked peekza is a wannabee's lame ass posts, because that's what I asked for...I don't blame you for not being able to actually follow directions, mainly because you appear to be a low functioning retard...Look on the bright side, you would probably still win a phone-off with Robb
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/31/2016 01:22AM by peekza.
fuckcunt Wrote:
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> Awesome deflect, dumbshit.
>
> Ok, so you are admitting that a bunch of people
> don't like your posting style.
>
> Great, so stop for a week.
>
> Give us all a break from your dumb pix and
> "hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahha" LFF'like
> horseshit.
could you link to me agreeing that a bunch of people don't like my posting style? because I said quite the opposite, and more people seem to agree with me...you just posted under different handles
peekza Wrote:
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> fuckcunt Wrote:
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> > peekza Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > all I saw was the same person, you just
> linked
> > to
> > > the same guy, you get that right?
> >
> >
> > I guess you can blame your inability to search
> and
> > click the "next" and "before" arrows on
> genetics.
> >
> >
> > It is too bad the LFF got with your mom and
> made
> > you so dumb
>
>
> it sure would be easier to just blame you for not
> providing a link to someone saying they liked
> peekza is a wannabee's lame ass posts, because
> that's what I asked for...I don't blame you for
> not being able to actually follow directions,
> mainly because you appear to be a low functioning
> retard...Look on the bright side, you would
> probably still win a phone-off with Robb
Wow, you are stupid, you are really the LFF's son.
Click around and I'm not gonna do your job for you. People don't like your style of posting here.
1. LFF starting one of his rambling questions to Patton, making the question about himself, Patton said something like "C'mon, get it out" or something to that effect.
2. When LFF said coming up was a story about his son, Patton's huge groans.
3. When Rob(b) was introducing the DJ talk-up segment, Patton gave a giant, resigned sigh.
Only sad that the krew didn't pick up on any of it. (of course)
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 03/31/2016 09:34AM by Blobb Spewsack.
Another great show from Patton and the boys! Glad we all listened and enjoyed, leaving us waiting for more.
Last day 'o the month, so be sure to use that paycheck to help out our favorite podcast. I would suggest purchasing the bonus show! A little birdy even told me today's episode will have you slappin your knee with laughter. Simply the best way to support the show!
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> I did very much enjoy:
>
> 1. LFF starting one of his rambling questions to
> Patton, making the question about himself, Patton
> said something like "C'mon, get it out" or
> something to that effect.
>
> 2. When LFF said coming up was a story about his
> son, Patton's huge groans.
>
> 3. When Rob(b) was introducing the DJ talk-up
> segment, Patton gave a giant, resigned sigh.
>
> Only sad that the krew didn't pick up on any of
> it. (of course)
I understand that Patton is an athiest, but does he ever find himself praying for death when he gets roped into doing a TMOS appearance?
jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
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> I don't have any fake accounts.
>
> I rarely post here, but when I do, I use this
> account
>
> peekza's posts are a rehash of the same shit and
> he posts the same stupid shot over and over
>
> The other guy is right, peekza is basically the
> TMOS content of this thread. Same dumb "joke"
> beaten to death
I feel so lucky to converse with a celebrity who's been on a TMOS podcast! Loved your appearance, hope you go back again soon!
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Skank Wrote:
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> Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> > I did very much enjoy:
> >
> > 1. LFF starting one of his rambling questions
> to
> > Patton, making the question about himself,
> Patton
> > said something like "C'mon, get it out" or
> > something to that effect.
> >
> > 2. When LFF said coming up was a story about
> his
> > son, Patton's huge groans.
> >
> > 3. When Rob(b) was introducing the DJ talk-up
> > segment, Patton gave a giant, resigned sigh.
> >
> > Only sad that the krew didn't pick up on any of
> > it. (of course)
>
>
> I understand that Patton is an athiest, but does
> he ever find himself praying for death when he
> gets roped into doing a TMOS appearance?
Patton is a smart guy. Time is our most valuable asset. Just as we like to spend our time discussing this great podcast, he enjoys to spend his time being on the show. And if he weren't enjoying it, he wouldn't go back again and again, just as we wouldn't.
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1 tmos fan Wrote:
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> jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
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> > I don't have any fake accounts.
> >
> > I rarely post here, but when I do, I use this
> > account
> >
> > peekza's posts are a rehash of the same shit
> and
> > he posts the same stupid shot over and over
> >
> > The other guy is right, peekza is basically the
> > TMOS content of this thread. Same dumb "joke"
> > beaten to death
>
> I feel so lucky to converse with a celebrity who's
> been on a TMOS podcast! Loved your appearance,
> hope you go back again soon!
>
> This post brought to you by Omearacast. Download
> it now so that Mike won't fire Certa and we can
> get more jhops! Simply the most interactive way to
> support the show!
If you know about jhops, you've been on this thread for years. Interesting.
1 tmos fan Wrote:
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> This post brought to you by Cameron Hughes Wine.
> Almost time for the weekend, spend it just like
> your favorite podcasters - drunk! Enter code TOMS
> to get an extra bottle.
jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
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> I don't have any fake accounts.
>
> I rarely post here, but when I do, I use this
> account
>
> peekza's posts are a rehash of the same shit and
> he posts the same stupid shot over and over
>
> The other guy is right, peekza is basically the
> TMOS content of this thread. Same dumb "joke"
> beaten to death
the "other" guy is right...wink wink...the same stupid "shot"? Classic JHops, clearly not an iodiot
TMOS is the Best! Wrote:
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> 1 tmos fan Wrote:
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> > jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I don't have any fake accounts.
> > >
> > > I rarely post here, but when I do, I use this
> > > account
> > >
> > > peekza's posts are a rehash of the same shit
> > and
> > > he posts the same stupid shot over and over
> > >
> > > The other guy is right, peekza is basically
> the
> > > TMOS content of this thread. Same dumb
> "joke"
> > > beaten to death
> >
> > I feel so lucky to converse with a celebrity
> who's
> > been on a TMOS podcast! Loved your appearance,
> > hope you go back again soon!
> >
> > This post brought to you by Omearacast.
> Download
> > it now so that Mike won't fire Certa and we can
> > get more jhops! Simply the most interactive way
> to
> > support the show!
>
> If you know about jhops, you've been on this
> thread for years. Interesting.
Nobody accused him of being bright...Hell, Certa pulled his underwear over his head
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> I did very much enjoy:
>
> 1. LFF starting one of his rambling questions to
> Patton, making the question about himself, Patton
> said something like "C'mon, get it out" or
> something to that effect.
>
> 2. When LFF said coming up was a story about his
> son, Patton's huge groans.
>
> 3. When Rob(b) was introducing the DJ talk-up
> segment, Patton gave a giant, resigned sigh.
>
> Only sad that the krew didn't pick up on any of
> it. (of course)
I wish they had video of the episode, you know there was a face with each noise
jhopkinsffxu Wrote:
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> I don't have any fake accounts.
>
> I rarely post here, but when I do, I use this
> account
>
> peekza's posts are a rehash of the same shit and
> he posts the same stupid shot over and over
>
> The other guy is right, peekza is basically the
> TMOS content of this thread. Same dumb "joke"
> beaten to death
apparently you can't stay away from the thread, you responded within hours yet you only post on a monthly basis? Odd, even for you
now, i'm taking sides Wrote:
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> Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> > Peekza's posts are great.
>
>
> I like most of Peekza's posts. I hate the
> ahahahahahaha ones.
You're just going to have to learn to take the good with the bad guy, when I see something funny, I ahaha....I have yet to see anyone whose post generated the laugh respond negatively about it, so I'mma keep it and you're going to have to deal with it....It really is that simple
Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. Wrote:
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> When oh when will the late night shows have their
> comedian guests talk up records?
as soon as Fallon can figure out a way to make it all about him?