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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: March 22, 2016 01:21PM
A Postrophe Kid Wrote:
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> Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> > Damn terrorist attacks. Ruining Mary O'Meara's
> > viral ascension.
>
> Really! Besides, didn't LFF already solve the
> terrorist problem? With that viral limerick?
>
>
> "We are the U S of AAAA!"
>
> Choke--! thump...thump!
math check out
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> Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> > Damn terrorist attacks. Ruining Mary O'Meara's
> > viral ascension.
>
> Really! Besides, didn't LFF already solve the
> terrorist problem? With that viral limerick?
>
>
> "We are the U S of AAAA!"
>
> Choke--! thump...thump!
math check out
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: March 22, 2016 01:24PM
738...Semper Fat
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: March 22, 2016 01:25PM
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Damn terrorist attacks. Ruining Mary O'Meara's
> viral ascension.
It will give Oscar more time to curate the pain points out of the drone sequence
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> Damn terrorist attacks. Ruining Mary O'Meara's
> viral ascension.
It will give Oscar more time to curate the pain points out of the drone sequence
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos
()
Date: March 22, 2016 02:20PM
In an effort to be more like Todd Hess, today I inserted a finger into a dog's ass. It was much better for me than the dog. Still in there as I post this. I'll keep the thread updated. Stay tuned.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos
()
Date: March 22, 2016 02:31PM
Really? This again? Because it worked out so well last time?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
My finger smells like funny
()
Date: March 22, 2016 02:32PM
Oscar (referring to an intern being self-directed and showing initiative): "She can be siloed on her own..." What an effin' tool.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Jack Handey
()
Date: March 22, 2016 02:36PM
The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
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> In an effort to be more like Todd Hess, today I
> inserted a finger into a dog's ass. It was much
> better for me than the dog. Still in there as I
> post this. I'll keep the thread updated. Stay
> tuned.
Busy Hands are Happy Hands.
It's nice to know that if something were to happen to Todd, we have another one in training.
Fun fact: a dog's anus has less germs than Todd's other nine fingers.
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> In an effort to be more like Todd Hess, today I
> inserted a finger into a dog's ass. It was much
> better for me than the dog. Still in there as I
> post this. I'll keep the thread updated. Stay
> tuned.
Busy Hands are Happy Hands.
It's nice to know that if something were to happen to Todd, we have another one in training.
Fun fact: a dog's anus has less germs than Todd's other nine fingers.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: March 22, 2016 02:39PM
Jack Handey Wrote:
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> The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > In an effort to be more like Todd Hess, today I
> > inserted a finger into a dog's ass. It was
> much
> > better for me than the dog. Still in there as
> I
> > post this. I'll keep the thread updated. Stay
> > tuned.
>
>
> Busy Hands are Happy Hands.
>
> It's nice to know that if something were to happen
> to Todd, we have another one in training.
>
> Fun fact: a dog's anus has less germs than Todd's
> other nine fingers.
Math checks out
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> The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > In an effort to be more like Todd Hess, today I
> > inserted a finger into a dog's ass. It was
> much
> > better for me than the dog. Still in there as
> I
> > post this. I'll keep the thread updated. Stay
> > tuned.
>
>
> Busy Hands are Happy Hands.
>
> It's nice to know that if something were to happen
> to Todd, we have another one in training.
>
> Fun fact: a dog's anus has less germs than Todd's
> other nine fingers.
Math checks out
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Rush Revere
()
Date: March 22, 2016 02:40PM
My finger smells like funny Wrote:
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> Oscar (referring to an intern being self-directed
> and showing initiative): "She can be siloed on her
> own..."
Yeeeeaaaah she can!
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> Oscar (referring to an intern being self-directed
> and showing initiative): "She can be siloed on her
> own..."
Yeeeeaaaah she can!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos
()
Date: March 22, 2016 02:59PM
At about minute 65 Fatt Rob delivers a decent Keith Richards impression. BUT:
Newsflash - playing a video of someone seeing boobs is not good radio.
Newsflash - playing a video of someone seeing boobs is not good radio.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Todd Hess
()
Date: March 22, 2016 03:11PM
LWcvH Wrote:
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> Hey, apostrophe S face! Wrote:
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> > Todd Hess Wrote:
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> > > peekza Wrote:
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> >
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> >
> > > -----
> > > > WTF are you editing in your posts?
> > >
> > >
> > > Being an English Major, I like to edit my
> > > spelling/ grammar to ensure accuracy.
> > >
> > > -Todd
> >
> > I had no idea you were in the UK military.
> > Impressive.
>
> ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
> ahahahahahahhahah
A spot of tea for you?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
-Todd
SLV '16
*Note: All posts are proofread to ensure the accuracy, prior to submittal.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/22/2016 03:12PM by Todd Hess.
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> Hey, apostrophe S face! Wrote:
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> > Todd Hess Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > peekza Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > WTF are you editing in your posts?
> > >
> > >
> > > Being an English Major, I like to edit my
> > > spelling/ grammar to ensure accuracy.
> > >
> > > -Todd
> >
> > I had no idea you were in the UK military.
> > Impressive.
>
> ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
> ahahahahahahhahah
A spot of tea for you?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
-Todd
SLV '16
*Note: All posts are proofread to ensure the accuracy, prior to submittal.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/22/2016 03:12PM by Todd Hess.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Todd Hess
()
Date: March 22, 2016 03:13PM
The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
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> In an effort to be more like Todd Hess, today I
> inserted a finger into a dog's ass. It was much
> better for me than the dog. Still in there as I
> post this. I'll keep the thread updated. Stay
> tuned.
Homo say what?
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahah..................
ah ha
-Todd
SLV '16
*Note: All posts are proofread to ensure the accuracy, prior to submittal.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/22/2016 03:13PM by Todd Hess.
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> In an effort to be more like Todd Hess, today I
> inserted a finger into a dog's ass. It was much
> better for me than the dog. Still in there as I
> post this. I'll keep the thread updated. Stay
> tuned.
Homo say what?
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahah..................
ah ha
-Todd
SLV '16
*Note: All posts are proofread to ensure the accuracy, prior to submittal.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/22/2016 03:13PM by Todd Hess.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
()
Date: March 22, 2016 03:34PM
During oscarazzi on Monday, Oscar says "raped over the coals".
Jeez this guy is an idiot.
Jeez this guy is an idiot.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Lucile Ballsack
()
Date: March 22, 2016 03:56PM
Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> During oscarazzi on Monday, Oscar says "raped over
> the coals".
>
> Jeez this guy is an idiot.
Good old Ricky Retardo strikes again. He's actually funny once in a while, but when he is it's purely accidental.
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> During oscarazzi on Monday, Oscar says "raped over
> the coals".
>
> Jeez this guy is an idiot.
Good old Ricky Retardo strikes again. He's actually funny once in a while, but when he is it's purely accidental.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: March 22, 2016 03:58PM
I remember the album story. Freda is on the back cover.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos
()
Date: March 22, 2016 04:02PM
Has anyone else found the secret link on Carla's FB to the video about making homemade fruit leather edible panties?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
exffx
()
Date: March 22, 2016 05:16PM
Rush Revere Wrote:
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> My finger smells like funny Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Oscar (referring to an intern being
> self-directed
> > and showing initiative): "She can be siloed on
> her
> > own..."
>
>
> Yeeeeaaaah she can!
Guess they went over the business definition of silo at Oscar's MBA school.
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> My finger smells like funny Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Oscar (referring to an intern being
> self-directed
> > and showing initiative): "She can be siloed on
> her
> > own..."
>
>
> Yeeeeaaaah she can!
Guess they went over the business definition of silo at Oscar's MBA school.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
()
Date: March 22, 2016 06:55PM
Oscar is lucky spelling doesn't count in his MBA papers.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: March 22, 2016 07:04PM
It won't be a problem as soon as he masters spellcheck
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: March 22, 2016 07:14PM
Speaking of Oscar, I got a chuckle when he was preaching about Mike's need to tape more Political Persuasion pods after I looked at his Tech 411 offerings this year and he has little to no room to talk...Barely one a month and hardly 30 minutes at that...That's down from at least 2 a month and an hour apiece...essentially a quarter of what he used to offer...The only saving grace is the way he cuts Mac off at the end of the show...and that retard Mac still bothers to bring an App of the Week....Calling it an app of the week when you do a monthly show is a joke in itself
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos
()
Date: March 22, 2016 07:16PM
Am I the only one who has doubts about this El Spic engagement and buying a house nonsense?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: March 22, 2016 07:41PM
I have no doubt it won't end well with either
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: March 22, 2016 07:41PM
Left you a present Blobb
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
()
Date: March 22, 2016 08:11PM
peekza Wrote:
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> Left you a present Blobb
It had better not be nude pics of Robb. I just ate.
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> Left you a present Blobb
It had better not be nude pics of Robb. I just ate.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Travis D
()
Date: March 22, 2016 08:23PM
peekza you need to stop trolling with your Gerrymanderer name in the other threads people are really getting fed up.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: March 22, 2016 08:28PM
that would be a hate crime Blobb
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: March 22, 2016 08:31PM
Travis D Wrote:
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> peekza you need to stop trolling with your
> Gerrymanderer name in the other threads people are
> really getting fed up.
you know, I just don't get that narrative...why do you retards insist that I am that faggot-ass PC weenie MFer? Do you have even a shred of evidence to base it on?
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> peekza you need to stop trolling with your
> Gerrymanderer name in the other threads people are
> really getting fed up.
you know, I just don't get that narrative...why do you retards insist that I am that faggot-ass PC weenie MFer? Do you have even a shred of evidence to base it on?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: March 22, 2016 08:32PM
I doubt we even live in the same state
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
oscar hater
()
Date: March 22, 2016 09:15PM
ball busting is what we want. robb vs oscar, mike vs oscar and robb and vice versa. fuck the fake laffs, asskissing etc. .....oscar: robb you disgusting swine ! still letting the little woman carry the work load ?....robb :still sucking from poppa's teat you bolivian bastard.? oscar: hey mike, it's a shame carla is so bored. i'd be glad to help out if needed .hahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahh ....mike: why you no good son of a bitch ! if i was in that studio i'd throttle your cocky ass.....robb: sure
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos
()
Date: March 22, 2016 09:27PM
Well, we know El Spic has plowed through several women with C-section scars, which I find off-putting.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Bruno_Hautenfaust
()
Date: March 22, 2016 09:30PM
peekza Wrote:
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> I doubt we even live in the same state
I was also curious why others insist you are this person, he should love Mike on his politics alone!
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> I doubt we even live in the same state
I was also curious why others insist you are this person, he should love Mike on his politics alone!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Spellchecker
()
Date: March 22, 2016 09:49PM
Those t-shirts above read "Porer Run" instead of "Poker Run"?
Oscar again?
Oscar again?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
F. Efexxu
()
Date: March 22, 2016 10:23PM
Spellchecker Wrote:
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> Those t-shirts above read "Porer Run" instead of
> "Poker Run"?
> Oscar again?
Good catch! Now they are going to be collectors' items. I will take three 2XLs at $50 apiece.
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> Those t-shirts above read "Porer Run" instead of
> "Poker Run"?
> Oscar again?
Good catch! Now they are going to be collectors' items. I will take three 2XLs at $50 apiece.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: March 22, 2016 11:14PM
Spellchecker Wrote:
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> Those t-shirts above read "Porer Run" instead of
> "Poker Run"?
> Oscar again?
That was during the Ronick Era, I'm sure he got them at a discount, although I doubt he passed the savings on to TMOS....prolly went in the old pocket file
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> Those t-shirts above read "Porer Run" instead of
> "Poker Run"?
> Oscar again?
That was during the Ronick Era, I'm sure he got them at a discount, although I doubt he passed the savings on to TMOS....prolly went in the old pocket file
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Richard Lover
()
Date: March 22, 2016 11:15PM
Latest acquisition.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: March 22, 2016 11:17PM
Bruno_Hautenfaust Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
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> > I doubt we even live in the same state
>
>
> I was also curious why others insist you are this
> person, he should love Mike on his politics alone!
I have no idea where it came from,99.9% of my posts are in the TMOS/BOaD threads, but I have hurt a lot of people's feelings ,apparently that jackass has as well
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/22/2016 11:19PM by peekza.
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> peekza Wrote:
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> > I doubt we even live in the same state
>
>
> I was also curious why others insist you are this
> person, he should love Mike on his politics alone!
I have no idea where it came from,99.9% of my posts are in the TMOS/BOaD threads, but I have hurt a lot of people's feelings ,apparently that jackass has as well
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/22/2016 11:19PM by peekza.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: March 22, 2016 11:18PM
F. Efexxu Wrote:
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> Spellchecker Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Those t-shirts above read "Porer Run" instead
> of
> > "Poker Run"?
> > Oscar again?
>
> Good catch! Now they are going to be collectors'
> items. I will take three 2XLs at $50 apiece.
you know they still have them
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> Spellchecker Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Those t-shirts above read "Porer Run" instead
> of
> > "Poker Run"?
> > Oscar again?
>
> Good catch! Now they are going to be collectors'
> items. I will take three 2XLs at $50 apiece.
you know they still have them
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos
()
Date: March 22, 2016 11:31PM
If you own a Richard Simmons album there is something mentally wrong with you.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
kettle
()
Date: March 22, 2016 11:56PM
The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
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> If you own a Richard Simmons album there is
> something mentally wrong with you.
Says someone who listens to TMOS every day and then talks about it in a forum.
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> If you own a Richard Simmons album there is
> something mentally wrong with you.
Says someone who listens to TMOS every day and then talks about it in a forum.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos
()
Date: March 23, 2016 01:04AM
What's more lame TMOS or that fucking muppet Trump?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
6Xyu9
()
Date: March 23, 2016 01:23AM
Oh, for fucks sake. Can we have ONE FUCKING THREAD with no Rightard Libtard Guntard horseshit?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos
()
Date: March 23, 2016 01:24AM
kettle Wrote:
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> The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
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> > If you own a Richard Simmons album there is
> > something mentally wrong with you.
>
>
> Says someone who listens to TMOS every day and
> then talks about it in a forum.
Someone has to bring the funny. TMOS "radio entertainment" certainly doesn't.
You do appreciate the irony in your post, right? Are all your posts "proofread to ensure the accuracy, prior to submittal"? Or are you just a catfucker?
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> The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > If you own a Richard Simmons album there is
> > something mentally wrong with you.
>
>
> Says someone who listens to TMOS every day and
> then talks about it in a forum.
Someone has to bring the funny. TMOS "radio entertainment" certainly doesn't.
You do appreciate the irony in your post, right? Are all your posts "proofread to ensure the accuracy, prior to submittal"? Or are you just a catfucker?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Oscar's Mangled English
()
Date: March 23, 2016 02:12AM
Here's the back of the Richard Simmons album. Is that Freda on the left?
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: March 23, 2016 02:50AM
More importantly, is that Howard Hessman on the right?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: March 23, 2016 03:39AM
Yeah, I think so.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos
()
Date: March 23, 2016 04:12AM
No, it is not.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: March 23, 2016 06:23AM
I meant Freda.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Oscar's Honor
()
Date: March 23, 2016 07:45AM
In regards to Oscar's engagement and house buying plans, I agree they won't end well. I expect he'll be raped over the coals when all is said and done.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Brussels Tribute
()
Date: March 23, 2016 07:54AM
In tribute to those who died in the Brussels terrorist attacks, HBS will only post pinups of Belgian porn stars for the next several days. JeSuisBruxelles!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
(the old) JC
()
Date: March 23, 2016 09:17AM
wow . . . these oscar and rob shows are just painful to listen to . . . FF!!!!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Blobb Spewsack
()
Date: March 23, 2016 10:42AM
Oscar's Honor Wrote:
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> In regards to Oscar's engagement and house buying
> plans, I agree they won't end well. I expect he'll
> be raped over the coals when all is said and done.
An actual LOL from me, Sir.
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> In regards to Oscar's engagement and house buying
> plans, I agree they won't end well. I expect he'll
> be raped over the coals when all is said and done.
An actual LOL from me, Sir.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Oh' The Humanity
()
Date: March 23, 2016 01:50PM
Either Howard Hessman or the master from the Steak'n Shake commercials
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos
()
Date: March 23, 2016 02:45PM
Can't wait for Trump to win!!!!!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
TMOS is the Best!
()
Date: March 23, 2016 02:56PM
(the old) JC Wrote:
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> wow . . . these oscar and rob shows are just
> painful to listen to . . . FF!!!!
Amusing Tuesday when Oscar said he called that there would be max of 2 Political Persuasions.
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> wow . . . these oscar and rob shows are just
> painful to listen to . . . FF!!!!
Amusing Tuesday when Oscar said he called that there would be max of 2 Political Persuasions.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
TMOS is the Best!
()
Date: March 23, 2016 02:58PM
Oscar, intern Adrian and Spewak all seem to think that Over the Counter medicine means you have to get it from the pharmacist, since it's over the counter from the customer.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos
()
Date: March 23, 2016 03:40PM
Fucking shocking that El Spic (don't forget his dad is a MD) doesn't know shit about a topic.
Stop the fucking presses
Stop the fucking presses
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos
()
Date: March 23, 2016 04:00PM
You're diluting my brand, Brotassium.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: March 23, 2016 04:08PM
I am impressed Mike got through the opening with nary a thump thump thump...I give credit to us for shaming him, but it was probably just us pointing out that he stole it from Don that really did the trick
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: March 23, 2016 04:09PM
I did enjoy when Robb tried to make Mike's Mother's Death segment all about him...Very fitting
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: March 23, 2016 04:19PM
God...Mike really hit the ground running after the opening...Right back into "solving the world's problems" without actual solutions(just buzzwords and phrases),bad drinking incidents, and the ever present doctor stories...It would appear Lil Mikey doesn't have a pediatrician, they just take him to the ER anytime there's an issue...like the complete white trash they are
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Wait? Not!
()
Date: March 23, 2016 04:19PM
After the farewell to his beloved Irish mother, LFF went on to tell of yet another ER visit for young Michael. This time it was for some sort of hip issue, not truly an emergency.
This made me wonder if the poor kid even has a pediatrician? I assume not, as this requirement a speck of involved parenting, but what the fuck? Could they be going to the ER purely for show 'content'?
This made me wonder if the poor kid even has a pediatrician? I assume not, as this requirement a speck of involved parenting, but what the fuck? Could they be going to the ER purely for show 'content'?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
TMOS is the Best!
()
Date: March 23, 2016 04:39PM
Mike almost convinced me with his message about his mother's death -- that the kindness with which she dealt with people had caused him to re-think how he handled people. Minutes later he was railing about how the ER was full of sick and old people, airports were overflowing with travelers, the skinny douchebag with the thick oversize jacket crowding Mike and his armrest ("he made himself wider") -- nope, nothing's changed.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Hello dere
()
Date: March 23, 2016 04:46PM
Mike being kind? We'll have to wait for him to have his own deathbed conversion for that to happen.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: March 23, 2016 04:50PM
Mike will never be a nice person. He's an asshole to the core. A 57 year old drunk asshole. Go to any bar and find the 55+ drunk. That's Mike.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos
()
Date: March 23, 2016 04:51PM
Hello dere Wrote:
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> Mike being kind? We'll have to wait for him to
> have his own deathbed conversion for that to
> happen.
You hold his hands, I'll hold the pillow. Any bed can be a deathbed.
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> Mike being kind? We'll have to wait for him to
> have his own deathbed conversion for that to
> happen.
You hold his hands, I'll hold the pillow. Any bed can be a deathbed.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
TMOS is the Best!
()
Date: March 23, 2016 04:57PM
Don't tell me the dreaded IPA struck poor overserved Mike again.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: March 23, 2016 05:01PM
Wait? Not! Wrote:
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> After the farewell to his beloved Irish mother,
> LFF went on to tell of yet another ER visit for
> young Michael. This time it was for some sort of
> hip issue, not truly an emergency.
>
> This made me wonder if the poor kid even has a
> pediatrician? I assume not, as this requirement a
> speck of involved parenting, but what the fuck?
> Could they be going to the ER purely for show
> 'content'?
Apparently they don't have a regular pediatrician...Mike's son had some sort of viral infection(brought by one of their many visitors no doubt) and it resulted in some sort of hip issue, so they took him back to the ER to get it checked and then apparently, there was a callback/follow up at the ER again...That sounds like textbook pediatrician visit to me, but Mike slepps it into the ER like the white trash they are and burdens the overburdened with it....the worst part was there was ZERO reason he needed to tell the story at all....It wasn't enlightening nor entertaining, but the clock ticked while he told it, so there is that I suppose...I can only wonder if they shod the child(THIS TIME) before they took him to the ER
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> After the farewell to his beloved Irish mother,
> LFF went on to tell of yet another ER visit for
> young Michael. This time it was for some sort of
> hip issue, not truly an emergency.
>
> This made me wonder if the poor kid even has a
> pediatrician? I assume not, as this requirement a
> speck of involved parenting, but what the fuck?
> Could they be going to the ER purely for show
> 'content'?
Apparently they don't have a regular pediatrician...Mike's son had some sort of viral infection(brought by one of their many visitors no doubt) and it resulted in some sort of hip issue, so they took him back to the ER to get it checked and then apparently, there was a callback/follow up at the ER again...That sounds like textbook pediatrician visit to me, but Mike slepps it into the ER like the white trash they are and burdens the overburdened with it....the worst part was there was ZERO reason he needed to tell the story at all....It wasn't enlightening nor entertaining, but the clock ticked while he told it, so there is that I suppose...I can only wonder if they shod the child(THIS TIME) before they took him to the ER
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: March 23, 2016 05:01PM
Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Mike will never be a nice person. He's an asshole
> to the core. A 57 year old drunk asshole. Go to
> any bar and find the 55+ drunk. That's Mike.
Math checks out
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> Mike will never be a nice person. He's an asshole
> to the core. A 57 year old drunk asshole. Go to
> any bar and find the 55+ drunk. That's Mike.
Math checks out
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
pdlbwm
()
Date: March 23, 2016 05:01PM
Who is Mike Omera?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: March 23, 2016 05:02PM
TMOS is the Best! Wrote:
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> Don't tell me the dreaded IPA struck poor
> overserved Mike again.
nail.in the.coffin.
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> Don't tell me the dreaded IPA struck poor
> overserved Mike again.
nail.in the.coffin.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekapeekzapaloozaaa
()
Date: March 23, 2016 05:03PM
TMOS is the Best! Wrote:
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> Mike almost convinced me with his message about
> his mother's death -- that the kindness with which
> she dealt with people had caused him to re-think
> how he handled people. Minutes later he was
> railing about how the ER was full of sick and old
> people, airports were overflowing with travelers,
> the skinny douchebag with the thick oversize
> jacket crowding Mike and his armrest ("he made
> himself wider") -- nope, nothing's changed.
Hey, cut Mike some slack -- he bit his tongue and didn't say, like he wanted to, "Hey, give this 280 pound guy whose mother just died a break!"
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> Mike almost convinced me with his message about
> his mother's death -- that the kindness with which
> she dealt with people had caused him to re-think
> how he handled people. Minutes later he was
> railing about how the ER was full of sick and old
> people, airports were overflowing with travelers,
> the skinny douchebag with the thick oversize
> jacket crowding Mike and his armrest ("he made
> himself wider") -- nope, nothing's changed.
Hey, cut Mike some slack -- he bit his tongue and didn't say, like he wanted to, "Hey, give this 280 pound guy whose mother just died a break!"
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekzaboo
()
Date: March 23, 2016 05:05PM
peekza Wrote:
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> TMOS is the Best! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Don't tell me the dreaded IPA struck poor
> > overserved Mike again.
>
>
> nail.in the.coffin.
Mike is a victim.
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> TMOS is the Best! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Don't tell me the dreaded IPA struck poor
> > overserved Mike again.
>
>
> nail.in the.coffin.
Mike is a victim.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: March 23, 2016 05:21PM
TMOS is the Best! Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Mike almost convinced me with his message about
> his mother's death -- that the kindness with which
> she dealt with people had caused him to re-think
> how he handled people. Minutes later he was
> railing about how the ER was full of sick and old
> people, airports were overflowing with travelers,
> the skinny douchebag with the thick oversize
> jacket crowding Mike and his armrest ("he made
> himself wider") -- nope, nothing's changed.
the seat mate saga was the highlight of the episode...Mike was MAD that the guy proactively prevented Mike from overflowing into his seat/space....evidently the guy didn't know Mike's Mommo had recently passed
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> Mike almost convinced me with his message about
> his mother's death -- that the kindness with which
> she dealt with people had caused him to re-think
> how he handled people. Minutes later he was
> railing about how the ER was full of sick and old
> people, airports were overflowing with travelers,
> the skinny douchebag with the thick oversize
> jacket crowding Mike and his armrest ("he made
> himself wider") -- nope, nothing's changed.
the seat mate saga was the highlight of the episode...Mike was MAD that the guy proactively prevented Mike from overflowing into his seat/space....evidently the guy didn't know Mike's Mommo had recently passed
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Yep sure the best
()
Date: March 23, 2016 05:29PM
The amazing part is that during the D&M days, I thought that Donni was a prick and Mike was a basically good guy. I actually thought it would be enjoyable to sit and have a couple of beers with him.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos
()
Date: March 23, 2016 05:31PM
Didn't he passive-aggressively knock the normal-weight guy's arm off the armwrest? Should have given him 40 VistaPrint business cards.
What Fuckwaddle thinks: "I'm promoting the show!"
What the HVAC guys think: "Why doesn't he just throw these away himself?"
What Fuckwaddle thinks: "I'm promoting the show!"
What the HVAC guys think: "Why doesn't he just throw these away himself?"
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: March 23, 2016 05:36PM
I like when Mike referenced doing show prep again today...Hello, all he did today was stammer through a bunch of half-assed "security solutions, tell us what he drank, and inform us(for no particular reason) that his child went back to the ER...what the fuck did he prep?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Yep sure the best
()
Date: March 23, 2016 05:42PM
peekza Wrote:
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> I like when Mike referenced doing show prep again
> today...Hello, all he did today was stammer
> through a bunch of half-assed "security solutions,
> tell us what he drank, and inform us(for no
> particular reason) that his child went back to the
> ER...what the fuck did he prep?
They're entertainers. It just flows out of them.
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> I like when Mike referenced doing show prep again
> today...Hello, all he did today was stammer
> through a bunch of half-assed "security solutions,
> tell us what he drank, and inform us(for no
> particular reason) that his child went back to the
> ER...what the fuck did he prep?
They're entertainers. It just flows out of them.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: March 23, 2016 05:57PM
Like any bad drunk, Mike is great to have a few beers with, it's the fourth beer that turns him into an asshole.
And Carla, too bad you didn't marry a tech millionaire. They usually have health insurance. Then you wouldn't have to wait in the emergency room with the fucking dregs of society.
And Carla, too bad you didn't marry a tech millionaire. They usually have health insurance. Then you wouldn't have to wait in the emergency room with the fucking dregs of society.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos
()
Date: March 23, 2016 06:05PM
Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Like any bad drunk, Mike is great to have a few
> beers with, it's the fourth beer that turns him
> into an asshole.
You're not running down the Mike O'Meara Job Interview Playbook, I hope!
> And Carla, too bad you didn't marry a tech
> millionaire. They usually have health insurance.
> Then you wouldn't have to wait in the emergency
> room with the fucking dregs of society.
He doesn't become any less dreg-like when she gets him home.
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> Like any bad drunk, Mike is great to have a few
> beers with, it's the fourth beer that turns him
> into an asshole.
You're not running down the Mike O'Meara Job Interview Playbook, I hope!
> And Carla, too bad you didn't marry a tech
> millionaire. They usually have health insurance.
> Then you wouldn't have to wait in the emergency
> room with the fucking dregs of society.
He doesn't become any less dreg-like when she gets him home.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Wait? Not!
()
Date: March 23, 2016 06:11PM
TMOS is the Best! Wrote:
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> Don't tell me the dreaded IPA struck poor
> overserved Mike again.
The IPA wasn't the scapegoat. He, his sister and BIL shared 2 bottles of wine at dinner, then LFF had 2 Whistling Pigs, at least 1 IPA, then went to another bar where he says they couldn't serve drinks neat, so he had at least 1 bottom shelf rye and some sugar water. At this point, I was listening in my car and he was mumbling, so I'm not sure if he drank more or not.
But his verdict: the Whistling Pig was responsible for his hangover. Lightweight pussy
-------------------------------------------------------
> Don't tell me the dreaded IPA struck poor
> overserved Mike again.
The IPA wasn't the scapegoat. He, his sister and BIL shared 2 bottles of wine at dinner, then LFF had 2 Whistling Pigs, at least 1 IPA, then went to another bar where he says they couldn't serve drinks neat, so he had at least 1 bottom shelf rye and some sugar water. At this point, I was listening in my car and he was mumbling, so I'm not sure if he drank more or not.
But his verdict: the Whistling Pig was responsible for his hangover. Lightweight pussy
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: March 23, 2016 06:21PM
he had two sugar ryes at BAR3 before he tempted fate with the IPA
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: March 23, 2016 06:22PM
That's a lot of booze.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Larry K.
()
Date: March 23, 2016 06:27PM
The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
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> Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > And Carla, too bad you didn't marry a tech
> > millionaire. They usually have health
> insurance.
> > Then you wouldn't have to wait in the emergency
> > room with the fucking dregs of society.
>
> He doesn't become any less dreg-like when she gets
> him home.
Underrated comment.
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> Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > And Carla, too bad you didn't marry a tech
> > millionaire. They usually have health
> insurance.
> > Then you wouldn't have to wait in the emergency
> > room with the fucking dregs of society.
>
> He doesn't become any less dreg-like when she gets
> him home.
Underrated comment.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: March 23, 2016 06:39PM
Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Like any bad drunk, Mike is great to have a few
> beers with, it's the fourth beer that turns him
> into an asshole.
> And Carla, too bad you didn't marry a tech
> millionaire. They usually have health insurance.
> Then you wouldn't have to wait in the emergency
> room with the fucking dregs of society.
It would be funny if a young child's welfare wasn't at stake...Obviously, Mike is a self-serving drunk who wasn't around when Laura raised his daughters and Carla is just a white trash opportunist who wasn't raised any better by her equally white trash Mother...I would assume Carla didn't have a regular pediatrician either
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> Like any bad drunk, Mike is great to have a few
> beers with, it's the fourth beer that turns him
> into an asshole.
> And Carla, too bad you didn't marry a tech
> millionaire. They usually have health insurance.
> Then you wouldn't have to wait in the emergency
> room with the fucking dregs of society.
It would be funny if a young child's welfare wasn't at stake...Obviously, Mike is a self-serving drunk who wasn't around when Laura raised his daughters and Carla is just a white trash opportunist who wasn't raised any better by her equally white trash Mother...I would assume Carla didn't have a regular pediatrician either
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: March 23, 2016 06:40PM
Wait? Not! Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> TMOS is the Best! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Don't tell me the dreaded IPA struck poor
> > overserved Mike again.
>
> The IPA wasn't the scapegoat. He, his sister and
> BIL shared 2 bottles of wine at dinner, then LFF
> had 2 Whistling Pigs, at least 1 IPA, then went to
> another bar where he says they couldn't serve
> drinks neat, so he had at least 1 bottom shelf rye
> and some sugar water. At this point, I was
> listening in my car and he was mumbling, so I'm
> not sure if he drank more or not.
>
> But his verdict: the Whistling Pig was responsible
> for his hangover. Lightweight pussy
as a tip in, Mike said two or three bottles of wine...Oscar knew the score and correctly added, so FOUR bottles
-------------------------------------------------------
> TMOS is the Best! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Don't tell me the dreaded IPA struck poor
> > overserved Mike again.
>
> The IPA wasn't the scapegoat. He, his sister and
> BIL shared 2 bottles of wine at dinner, then LFF
> had 2 Whistling Pigs, at least 1 IPA, then went to
> another bar where he says they couldn't serve
> drinks neat, so he had at least 1 bottom shelf rye
> and some sugar water. At this point, I was
> listening in my car and he was mumbling, so I'm
> not sure if he drank more or not.
>
> But his verdict: the Whistling Pig was responsible
> for his hangover. Lightweight pussy
as a tip in, Mike said two or three bottles of wine...Oscar knew the score and correctly added, so FOUR bottles
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Hey, apostrophe S face!
()
Date: March 23, 2016 06:45PM
Mike is an arm(w)restling champ.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
TMOS is .... something
()
Date: March 23, 2016 06:49PM
The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
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> Didn't he passive-aggressively knock the
> normal-weight guy's arm off the armwrest?
Yep, Mike's HS hockey hipchecking experience came into use. Dear Sainted Mother O'Meara's life exemplifying the Golden Rule was lost on Mike.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Didn't he passive-aggressively knock the
> normal-weight guy's arm off the armwrest?
Yep, Mike's HS hockey hipchecking experience came into use. Dear Sainted Mother O'Meara's life exemplifying the Golden Rule was lost on Mike.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: March 23, 2016 06:56PM
TMOS is .... something Wrote:
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> The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Didn't he passive-aggressively knock the
> > normal-weight guy's arm off the armwrest?
>
> Yep, Mike's HS hockey hipchecking experience came
> into use. Dear Sainted Mother O'Meara's life
> exemplifying the Golden Rule was lost on Mike.
Only took 72 hours
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> The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Didn't he passive-aggressively knock the
> > normal-weight guy's arm off the armwrest?
>
> Yep, Mike's HS hockey hipchecking experience came
> into use. Dear Sainted Mother O'Meara's life
> exemplifying the Golden Rule was lost on Mike.
Only took 72 hours
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
TMOS is the Best!
()
Date: March 23, 2016 07:02PM
Skinny douches and fat fucks -- get outta Mike's life.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
My finger smells like funny
()
Date: March 23, 2016 07:06PM
If Mike's description of his mother as an exceptionally selfless and loving human being is even remotely accurate, and it sounds like it is, the question then becomes: What in the hell happened to Mike!? How does a saint manage to raise a fuckwaddle?
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/23/2016 07:09PM by My finger smells like funny.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/23/2016 07:09PM by My finger smells like funny.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Shrekk Spewakk
()
Date: March 23, 2016 07:07PM
I call this one "Happy Little Clogged Colons"
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Wait? Not!
()
Date: March 23, 2016 07:12PM
peekza Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Wait? Not! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > TMOS is the Best! Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Don't tell me the dreaded IPA struck poor
> > > overserved Mike again.
> >
> > The IPA wasn't the scapegoat. He, his sister
> and
> > BIL shared 2 bottles of wine at dinner, then
> LFF
> > had 2 Whistling Pigs, at least 1 IPA, then went
> to
> > another bar where he says they couldn't serve
> > drinks neat, so he had at least 1 bottom shelf
> rye
> > and some sugar water. At this point, I was
> > listening in my car and he was mumbling, so I'm
> > not sure if he drank more or not.
> >
> > But his verdict: the Whistling Pig was
> responsible
> > for his hangover. Lightweight pussy
>
>
> as a tip in, Mike said two or three bottles of
> wine...Oscar knew the score and correctly added,
> so FOUR bottles
Truth. IIRC, Mike started at 1 or 2, then edged to 2 or 3. That does mean 4, at least.
BIL said the next morning that he hadn't felt that bad since college. LFF last felt that bad, what?, a few weeks ago?
-------------------------------------------------------
> Wait? Not! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > TMOS is the Best! Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Don't tell me the dreaded IPA struck poor
> > > overserved Mike again.
> >
> > The IPA wasn't the scapegoat. He, his sister
> and
> > BIL shared 2 bottles of wine at dinner, then
> LFF
> > had 2 Whistling Pigs, at least 1 IPA, then went
> to
> > another bar where he says they couldn't serve
> > drinks neat, so he had at least 1 bottom shelf
> rye
> > and some sugar water. At this point, I was
> > listening in my car and he was mumbling, so I'm
> > not sure if he drank more or not.
> >
> > But his verdict: the Whistling Pig was
> responsible
> > for his hangover. Lightweight pussy
>
>
> as a tip in, Mike said two or three bottles of
> wine...Oscar knew the score and correctly added,
> so FOUR bottles
Truth. IIRC, Mike started at 1 or 2, then edged to 2 or 3. That does mean 4, at least.
BIL said the next morning that he hadn't felt that bad since college. LFF last felt that bad, what?, a few weeks ago?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
TMOS is the Best!
()
Date: March 23, 2016 07:56PM
My finger smells like funny Wrote:
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> If Mike's description of his mother as an
> exceptionally selfless and loving human being is
> even remotely accurate, and it sounds like it is,
> the question then becomes: What in the hell
> happened to Mike!? How does a saint manage to
> raise a fuckwaddle?
Mike's dad is to blame. Damn gen... you know.
-------------------------------------------------------
> If Mike's description of his mother as an
> exceptionally selfless and loving human being is
> even remotely accurate, and it sounds like it is,
> the question then becomes: What in the hell
> happened to Mike!? How does a saint manage to
> raise a fuckwaddle?
Mike's dad is to blame. Damn gen... you know.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Elaine Boozer
()
Date: March 23, 2016 08:15PM
I will occasionally make it through a bottle of wine during the course of an afternoon/evening. I would be vomiting just from the wine they had at dinner. WTF?
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos
()
Date: March 23, 2016 09:04PM
I'm less concerned with the quantity than the inability to tell the story. And what kind of faggotry is it when a bar can't serve you two fingers neat? This is in Boston, right? I like to drink, but I pace myself so I don't get drunk and I don't get hangovers or pass out in strangers' yards. I also don't drive.
And if his brother-in-law was there, how was Fuckwaddle housesitting?
3/4 bottle of wine (at minimum)
2 pig fuckers
1 sugary whiskey
1 IPA (POISON!!! also LIE!!! Let's call it 4)
And if his brother-in-law was there, how was Fuckwaddle housesitting?
3/4 bottle of wine (at minimum)
2 pig fuckers
1 sugary whiskey
1 IPA (POISON!!! also LIE!!! Let's call it 4)
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Peekza is a Douche
()
Date: March 23, 2016 09:40PM
peekza Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Jack Handey Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > In an effort to be more like Todd Hess, today
> I
> > > inserted a finger into a dog's ass. It was
> > much
> > > better for me than the dog. Still in there
> as
> > I
> > > post this. I'll keep the thread updated.
> Stay
> > > tuned.
> >
> >
> > Busy Hands are Happy Hands.
> >
> > It's nice to know that if something were to
> happen
> > to Todd, we have another one in training.
> >
> > Fun fact: a dog's anus has less germs than
> Todd's
> > other nine fingers.
>
> Math checks out
Jeebus!! Can you say anything besides "Math checks out"? That has to be the response you leave for 90% of all of the posts here...
-------------------------------------------------------
> Jack Handey Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > In an effort to be more like Todd Hess, today
> I
> > > inserted a finger into a dog's ass. It was
> > much
> > > better for me than the dog. Still in there
> as
> > I
> > > post this. I'll keep the thread updated.
> Stay
> > > tuned.
> >
> >
> > Busy Hands are Happy Hands.
> >
> > It's nice to know that if something were to
> happen
> > to Todd, we have another one in training.
> >
> > Fun fact: a dog's anus has less germs than
> Todd's
> > other nine fingers.
>
> Math checks out
Jeebus!! Can you say anything besides "Math checks out"? That has to be the response you leave for 90% of all of the posts here...
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos
()
Date: March 23, 2016 10:44PM
Peekza is a Douche Wrote:
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> Jeebus!! Can you say anything besides "Math checks
> out"? That has to be the response you leave for
> 90% of all of the posts here...
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
-------------------------------------------------------
> Jeebus!! Can you say anything besides "Math checks
> out"? That has to be the response you leave for
> 90% of all of the posts here...
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Peekzang!
()
Date: March 23, 2016 11:45PM
Peekza is a Douche Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Jack Handey Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > In an effort to be more like Todd Hess,
> today
> > I
> > > > inserted a finger into a dog's ass. It was
> > > much
> > > > better for me than the dog. Still in there
> > as
> > > I
> > > > post this. I'll keep the thread updated.
> > Stay
> > > > tuned.
> > >
> > >
> > > Busy Hands are Happy Hands.
> > >
> > > It's nice to know that if something were to
> > happen
> > > to Todd, we have another one in training.
> > >
> > > Fun fact: a dog's anus has less germs than
> > Todd's
> > > other nine fingers.
> >
> > Math checks out
>
> Jeebus!! Can you say anything besides "Math checks
> out"? That has to be the response you leave for
> 90% of all of the posts here...
90%? Math does not check out.
-------------------------------------------------------
> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Jack Handey Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > In an effort to be more like Todd Hess,
> today
> > I
> > > > inserted a finger into a dog's ass. It was
> > > much
> > > > better for me than the dog. Still in there
> > as
> > > I
> > > > post this. I'll keep the thread updated.
> > Stay
> > > > tuned.
> > >
> > >
> > > Busy Hands are Happy Hands.
> > >
> > > It's nice to know that if something were to
> > happen
> > > to Todd, we have another one in training.
> > >
> > > Fun fact: a dog's anus has less germs than
> > Todd's
> > > other nine fingers.
> >
> > Math checks out
>
> Jeebus!! Can you say anything besides "Math checks
> out"? That has to be the response you leave for
> 90% of all of the posts here...
90%? Math does not check out.
Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by:
Carla's Fake Tatrz
()
Date: March 23, 2016 11:59PM
"Happy Little Clogged Colons"
Oh. My. God.
The greatest thing on the internet today.
Oh. My. God.
The greatest thing on the internet today.