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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Fucknuggets!!!! ()
Date: March 28, 2016 04:56PM

You said his name!!!! Oooooohhhhh... Fucking idiots... TOWEL OF SHAME!!!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: March 28, 2016 05:05PM

Hey, apostrophe S face! Wrote:
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> Mike threatens to replace Certa -- oooooohhhhh!


how do you fire a volunteer? And Mike has several replacements lined up?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: March 28, 2016 05:08PM

741...Semper Fat
Attachments:
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Word on the street - one time ()
Date: March 28, 2016 06:57PM

peekza Wrote:
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> Hey, apostrophe S face! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mike threatens to replace Certa -- oooooohhhhh!
>
>
> how do you fire a volunteer? And Mike has several
> replacements lined up?

Jhops.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: March 28, 2016 07:18PM

ahahahahahahahaha

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: March 28, 2016 07:31PM

Hey when we go over 3 million views (posts), Mike gets a bonus over and above what he makes every time we post!

Btw, it should be obvious when someone posts under my handle as those posts seem to make little sense.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos ()
Date: March 28, 2016 07:35PM

Me and peekza get a free Mike O'Meara coffee cup at 3,000,000 posts. None of you other losers get shit because your posts all suck and you don't post as much as we do.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 1 tmos fan ()
Date: March 28, 2016 07:35PM

Just a few more posts to go my friends, here's to doing my part. Pleased to be with yas on this journey!

This post brought to you by Sleep Number beds. Your bed probably sucks, use the TMOS link to get a great deal on a new bed! Maybe you'll even get some action, hah! (Just some guy humor)

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 1 tmos fan ()
Date: March 28, 2016 07:37PM

(No guarantee on that extra action, for full disclosure. Got a little carried away)

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: March 28, 2016 07:42PM

I post on holidays! I get a coffee mug too!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos ()
Date: March 28, 2016 08:28PM

hidden talent? Wrote:
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> I was at a bar in Alexandria tonight. Mike showed
> there with a couple of other guys (not from the
> show). Dude can sing karaoke like nobody's
> business. He did Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen and
> killed it.. Standing ovation. Funny thing is
> nobody even knew who he was.

Strangely enough no mention of the quick trip to Alexandria and back on today's show.

STILL CALLING BULLSHIT ON THAT LITTLE STORY.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 5000penishater ()
Date: March 28, 2016 08:49PM

i dont know about the rest of you but i for one am tired of this 5000penis dickhead who acts like this is his personal editorial page and he's somehow in charge or superior. fuck him. his good points are obscured by his nasty attitude. he should know his opinions are only his and tiresome, much like his attempts at humor. i guess this will enrage him or he'll play the comedy card , that he's a put on and i have no sense of humor lol

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: March 28, 2016 08:59PM

5000penishater Wrote:
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> i dont know about the rest of you but i for one am
> tired of this 5000penis dickhead who acts like
> this is his personal editorial page and he's
> somehow in charge or superior. fuck him. his good
> points are obscured by his nasty attitude. he
> should know his opinions are only his and
> tiresome, much like his attempts at humor. i guess
> this will enrage him or he'll play the comedy card
> , that he's a put on and i have no sense of humor
> lol

I'm getting rather sick of him as well.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: March 28, 2016 09:15PM

Real Tatrz here, I don't mind 5000. He's got game. We all just bear the trolls and they always just float away.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: March 28, 2016 09:37PM

5000penishater Wrote:
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> i dont know about the rest of you but i for one am
> tired of this 5000penis dickhead who acts like
> this is his personal editorial page and he's
> somehow in charge or superior. fuck him. his good
> points are obscured by his nasty attitude. he
> should know his opinions are only his and
> tiresome, much like his attempts at humor. i guess
> this will enrage him or he'll play the comedy card
> , that he's a put on and i have no sense of humor
> lol

didn't you say the same thing about me last week?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is the Best! ()
Date: March 28, 2016 09:38PM

3 BILLION JILLION POSTS. We try hardest.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 1 tmos fan ()
Date: March 28, 2016 09:42PM

In celebration of 3 million posts, we should see if Amazon can crank up the % they toss back to TMOS. Big man got a new AC to pay for haha.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Four Hour Club ()
Date: March 28, 2016 10:17PM

Somehow this seemed familiar: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/interviewees
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: now, i'm taking sides ()
Date: March 28, 2016 10:27PM

peekza Wrote:
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> ahahahahahahahaha

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: March 28, 2016 10:43PM

Any new word on Carla's late bill?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos ()
Date: March 28, 2016 10:47PM

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> Somehow this seemed familiar:
> http://theoatmeal.com/comics/interviewees

Oh man, when I saw that shit I reared back and roared with laughter. I lahk to fell out!!!! That's what I'm sayin'. Gotdamm!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos ()
Date: March 28, 2016 10:58PM

I have worked in, worked on, I'm talking jacuzzis, swimming pools, remodels, etc. and jacked off in almost every room of many houses in Georgetown and unless you're super mega stupid don't care about money rich, moving there is a disaster of an idea. But that is how El Spic rolls, super mega stupid.

And yes, if that's the house he's going for, I HAVE jacked off inside it. Into the sink because I'm not a savage, but yes there were panties involved. Cleanup is key. Never arrested.

See how easy it is to tell the real from the fake?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos ()
Date: March 28, 2016 11:26PM

Fake Bucket of D'ildos here, but I agree. People may move out for "work" but they often leave some of their panties behind. And really, who can resist panties? I love panties. I wonder if Shannon wears panties.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: March 29, 2016 06:19AM

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: E2 Tambien ()
Date: March 29, 2016 06:27AM

Okay, okay. I know I'm late to the party, but I just listened to the 'Return of Mike' episode.

Must say that when on the flight home poor Mike felt squeezed out by the skinny seat mate -- it was mighty big of him to resist playing the orphan card.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: RK ()
Date: March 29, 2016 07:07AM

I'm still trying to figure out how Mike solved terrorism.

Why is the klub posting about crab rangoon?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: March 29, 2016 07:34AM

They're posting because Robb said crab Rangoon was funny and now they think so too...


Because they are morons.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. ()
Date: March 29, 2016 07:46AM

To whom is today's WaPo referring: Spewak or James Corden?

"He's like that kid who both emcees the talent show and performs in it -- twice. He interrupts your song with his own louder version. He laughs -- shriekingly so -- at all of his own jokes."

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: March 29, 2016 10:58AM

Spewak....definitely Spewak

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 1 tmos fan ()
Date: March 29, 2016 11:02AM

Well if he weren't so funny he wouldn't have to laugh so hard! Usually we're all laughing so hard too that it's tough to notice anyways!

Reminder: TMOS listeners get a 30% discount at tracker.com! Promo code: TMOS!!

(Note: no !! on the code, gang. Just wanted to make that clear. Happy trackin!)

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Yep sure the best ()
Date: March 29, 2016 11:04AM

That's Eightt if you add, "While he's doing all this, in his own mind he's charming the pants off you."

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Spewak sez ()
Date: March 29, 2016 11:06AM

"Chicks dig my dimples"

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Four Hour Club ()
Date: March 29, 2016 11:24AM

Spewak sez Wrote:
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> "Chicks dig my dimples"


That's up there with "Solid eight" in the Fatt Blob delusions hall of fame.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 1 tmos fan ()
Date: March 29, 2016 12:12PM

You know it's like the old saying goes: "let he who has a hotter babe in his Sleep Number bed, throwth the first rock".

Life rules to life by, you guys.

This post brought to you by the new ToMo game. I haven't gotten it yet, but I'm sure it'll be another smash hit!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Larry K. ()
Date: March 29, 2016 01:37PM

1 tmos fan Wrote:
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> You know it's like the old saying goes: "let he
> who has a hotter babe dumber gold digger in his Sleep Number bed,
> throwth the first rock suitcase".
>
> Life rules to life by, you guys.
>
> This post brought to you by the new ToMo game. I
> haven't gotten it yet, but I'm sure it'll be
> another smash hit!

Fixed that for ya'.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: I'm back ()
Date: March 29, 2016 01:46PM

Hey guys, I popped in for the 1st time about a year ago and thought I'd check back to see if anything's changed. Doesn't appear so. Still a bunch of little boys with their pants down around their ankles obsessing 24/7 over other mens lives, wives, parents, and children. Oh well whatever gets you through the day I guess. Me, I'm heading back to reality, can't spend my life on a computer.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Reality Zone ()
Date: March 29, 2016 02:12PM

I'm back Wrote:
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> Hey guys, I popped in for the 1st time about a
> year ago and thought I'd check back to see if
> anything's changed. Doesn't appear so. Still a
> bunch of little boys with their pants down around
> their ankles obsessing 24/7 over other mens lives,
> wives, parents, and children. Oh well whatever
> gets you through the day I guess. Me, I'm heading
> back to reality, can't spend my life on a
> computer.

And, yet, here you are, making the same comment on multiple threads. Kudos.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: March 29, 2016 02:24PM

I'm back Wrote:
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> Hey guys, I popped in for the 1st time about a
> year ago and thought I'd check back to see if
> anything's changed. Doesn't appear so. Still a
> bunch of little boys with their pants down around
> their ankles obsessing 24/7 over other mens lives,
> wives, parents, and children. Oh well whatever
> gets you through the day I guess. Me, I'm heading
> back to reality, can't spend my life on a
> computer.

Did you just happen to re-stumble back upon us or have you been planning this for an entire year?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: March 29, 2016 02:24PM

Larry K. Wrote:
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> 1 tmos fan Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You know it's like the old saying goes: "let he
> > who has a hotter babe dumber
> gold digger in his Sleep Number bed,
> > throwth the first rock
> suitcase".
> >
> > Life rules to life by, you guys.
> >
> > This post brought to you by the new ToMo game.
> I
> > haven't gotten it yet, but I'm sure it'll be
> > another smash hit!
>
> Fixed that for ya'.

niiiiiiiiiiice

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: BillyBob ()
Date: March 29, 2016 02:31PM

Mike: "If the Insurance Biz gave out more then they take in, The industry would not exist."

-Which industry does Mike??? (Failing Irish Bars?)

-I also don't think he understands the investment side of what they take in.

Dumb Fuck.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Lucky us ()
Date: March 29, 2016 02:32PM

I'm back Wrote:
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> Hey guys, I popped in for the 1st time about a
> year ago and thought I'd check back to see if
> anything's changed. Doesn't appear so. Still a
> bunch of little boys with their pants down around
> their ankles obsessing 24/7 over other mens lives,
> wives, parents, and children. Oh well whatever
> gets you through the day I guess. Me, I'm heading
> back to reality, can't spend my life on a
> computer.

We feel like Robb on his birthday: once a year we come in contact with an asshole.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 1 tmos fan ()
Date: March 29, 2016 02:38PM

Gang, I need some help. Recently downloaded the TMOS ap from the Apple itunes store but finger slipped (was a lil greasy from pizza at lunch) and hit the 1 star instead of 5 stars. Big mistake, I know. This must be why the ap only has 3 stars instead of 5.

Anyways, who can I contact to fix this mistake?

Thanks and everyone please remember to download the TMOS ap! Simply the best way to support the show!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: March 29, 2016 03:28PM

Big Announcement coming on Friday's SHOW.

I will be in this Friday to make the HUGE Announcement.

IT WILL BE AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZING..


-Big O



www.mikeomearashow.com

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos ()
Date: March 29, 2016 03:51PM

8:50 "We all try to be as healthy as we can" said Fucky Arbwaddle.

http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/bostonglobe/obituary.aspx?n=mary-elizabeth-omeara&pid=178847389&fhid=4277

14:50 Fucky says Fatt Rob has "a pattern of thievery". Probably has a garage full of snow blowers and wine.

45:00 Fuckwaddle says he doesn't have access to food all day. What a fatt liar.

47:00 "I'm not an embarrassment, I don't think." Fatt Rob addresses El Spic's question about whether his obesity keeps him from going out (it should) just before admitting that he's fatttter than he's ever been. A solidd Eight.

59:00 Who the goddam fuck calls a game "Ex Ex Eye"?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 1 tmos fan ()
Date: March 29, 2016 04:08PM

The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
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> 59:00 Who the goddam fuck calls a game "Ex Ex
> Eye"?

It's roman numerals for 21, which is the point of the game to align rows into....(you guessed it) 21!

This post brought to you by mikeomeara.com. Download it today!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: March 29, 2016 04:33PM

wait...you mean there was no mention of TMOS in her obit? Thanks again Cathy!!!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: March 29, 2016 04:39PM

Fucky Arbwaddle!

Fucky Abswobble!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Missed Opportunity ()
Date: March 29, 2016 04:56PM

Mike missed a perfect opportunity to get a free mention for TMOS in the Boston Herald obituary section. I'm sure he didn't pass up the opportunity to hand out TMOS golf balls at the funeral, though.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Four Hour Club ()
Date: March 29, 2016 04:56PM

LFF: "We have had... elderly people... in my family, since I was a young boy."

Barely a minute in, and he's sharing deep thoughts. As much as you would expect LFF's family to have not existed before his birth, that was not actually the case. In this instance, and only this instance, the world does not revolve around LFF.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: March 29, 2016 05:04PM

Missed Opportunity Wrote:
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> Mike missed a perfect opportunity to get a free
> mention for TMOS in the Boston Herald obituary
> section. I'm sure he didn't pass up the
> opportunity to hand out TMOS golf balls at the
> funeral, though.


It's like his sister doesn't even care about his podcast

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hey, apostrophe S face! ()
Date: March 29, 2016 05:27PM

"1 tmos fan" -- is that name more ironic or prescient?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: March 29, 2016 05:56PM

Too bad Fucky Abswobble will never be elderly.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is the Best! ()
Date: March 29, 2016 06:34PM

He's been in rooms with elderly relatives, until he wasn't.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 1 tmos fan ()
Date: March 29, 2016 07:27PM

One day we all become the elderly relative! Looking forward to Mike's perspective and can already tell how his outlook has changed. A real eye-opener!


This post brought to you by Sherry's Berries! You might have forgotten Valentine's Day last month, but your fat sow of a cheating significant other sure hasn't forgotten that you've forgotten. Pick her up some Sherry's Berries to make her feel bad, and mention the promo code MIKE and you'll receive a great deal. Plus make it a dopple order (funny say to say double) for only $9 extra bucks!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: March 29, 2016 08:00PM

You forgot Say LA Vee

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: oscarhater ()
Date: March 29, 2016 08:18PM

someone should tell oscar just how gay it sounds when he says "that's so sweet ", which he seems to do almost every day now. fuckin silver spoon latent gay bitch....i do give him credit though, he's managed to live off the teat of poppa while at the same time projecting the image of a hard worker when he don't do shit, unemcumbered by a real job and limited funds that would prohibit jetting around the country whenever he gets the urge. i guess what really turned me off to oscar was when a hispanic woman found/ stole his phone. he was totally without compassion. he who has so much given to him acting so superior towards those not so fortunate. fuck him

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos ()
Date: March 29, 2016 09:52PM

My moment was when he smashed Crazy Eyes's phone when he found out she was getting her boning elsewhere. That's a straightup nigger move. Sorry I don't know the politically correct term for when a spic pulls a nigger move. The Taboo II theme song was not written with El Spic in mind.


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>> 59:00 Who the goddam fuck calls a game "Ex Ex
>> Eye"?

> It's roman numerals for 21, which is the point of the game to align rows
> into....(you guessed it) 21!

And again who the goddam fuck calls a game "Ex Ex Eye"?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 1 tmos fan ()
Date: March 29, 2016 10:13PM

The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
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> And again who the goddam fuck calls a game "Ex Ex
> Eye"?

What we have here is a failure to communicate!

X is 10
X is 10
I is 1
21 you see

This post brought to you by Wednesday's all new TMOS show! Old friend Patton Oswalt makes yet another return to the studio! Sure to be a great show full of laughs be sure to subscribe on iTunes to have it come right to ya! Simply the best way to support the show!!!

PS - talked to a guy at the Apple store today, he helped me change my rating of the show from 1 to 5. Good news all around, hopefully this helps raise their rating very soon!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: March 29, 2016 10:32PM

Yeah, I can't take Oscar anymore either. The fagg laff is so over the top. It didn't used to be that way.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: March 29, 2016 10:37PM

Did anything on the show coagulate today?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Four Hour Club ()
Date: March 29, 2016 11:47PM

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Did anything on the show coagulate today?


They curated the coagulation of Fatt Rob's arteries, which was mildly entertaining. And LFF complained, as he does most days, that his son won't sleep 14 hours a night.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: March 29, 2016 11:49PM

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Did anything on the show coagulate today?


Robb's arteries.

I just wish they would hurry up.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: March 29, 2016 11:51PM

His blood must be like motor oil at this point.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos ()
Date: March 30, 2016 12:08AM

1 tmos fan Wrote:
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> The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > And again who the goddam fuck calls a game "Ex
> Ex
> > Eye"?
>
> What we have here is a failure to communicate!
>
> X is 10
> X is 10
> I is 1
> 21 you see
>


Yes you incredible retard I get that because anytime I see the number 21 I think "Ex Ex Eye". Because I'm from ancient fucking Rome.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos ()
Date: March 30, 2016 12:16AM

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Did anything on the show coagulate today?


No, but I've got another man's love juice coagulating in my tummy.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: March 30, 2016 12:16AM

Stop talking to yourself freak.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos ()
Date: March 30, 2016 12:19AM

Gerrymanderer2 Wrote:
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> Stop talking to yourself freak.


Hey peek, I think you forgot to change your handle.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: March 30, 2016 01:00AM

I think you have me confused with someone else

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos ()
Date: March 30, 2016 01:52AM

Again, not helping and really not even diluting the brand.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: he 5000 Buckets of D'ildos ()
Date: March 30, 2016 02:26AM

I'm dumb and gay

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos ()
Date: March 30, 2016 04:05AM

"Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: he 5000 Buckets of D'ildos ()
Date: March 30, 2016 02:26AM

I'm dumb and gay"

And too stupid to think up your own name. Like Johnny Carson said to Ed McMahon "You're not fooling anyone."

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 1 tmos fan ()
Date: March 30, 2016 08:32AM

The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
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> 1 tmos fan Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > And again who the goddam fuck calls a game
> "Ex
> > Ex
> > > Eye"?
> >
> > What we have here is a failure to communicate!
> >
> > X is 10
> > X is 10
> > I is 1
> > 21 you see
> >
>
>
> Yes you incredible retard I get that because
> anytime I see the number 21 I think "Ex Ex Eye".
> Because I'm from ancient fucking Rome.


Sounds like a nice trailer park to hail from.

This post brought to you by Oscar's birthday. Happy birthday Big O "hyuh hyuh hyuh"(Oscar laugh). Keep it tight!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos ()
Date: March 30, 2016 08:44AM

I'm fat, drunk, and stupid

Just like Mike

Best way to go through life

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: (the old) JC ()
Date: March 30, 2016 09:02AM

wow . . . on yesterday's episode, we hear just how BUSY rob's days are! how he manages with his rigorous schedule is just beyond me!!!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: March 30, 2016 09:28AM

1. Comes home from show
2. Eats (I'm assuming large portions)
3. goes down to basement to do "show prep", i.e. browse facebook
4. 7 P.M. Workday is done! Head upstairs, drink and watch TV
5. Eat dinner (High odds of tater tots being on menu) and drink
6. Watch TV and drink
7. Drink
8. Bedtime

What a load.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/30/2016 09:29AM by Blobb Spewsack.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: March 30, 2016 09:33AM

When asked what is stopping him attempting to lose weight, his very first thought and response was that he would have to stop drinking.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 1 tmos fan ()
Date: March 30, 2016 09:45AM

Agreed gang, Robb needs to get back on the Weight Not! Or take a page out of Mike's book and drop 30-40 pounds the old fashioned way with some power walks and yummy meals prepared by Blue Apron.

This post brought to you by the fine folks of Blue Apron. Where you can be lazy and get gourmet meals sent to your door. They practically cook themselves! Posts to facebook/instagram not included, but tough to resist! Enter the code MIKE at Blue Apron to receive a week's worth of free desserts! Simply the yummiest way to support the show!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. ()
Date: March 30, 2016 10:57AM

Spewak is WAAAAYYYYY too busy, for example, to pick up extra cash by RECORDING SOUNDS for Todd Moore.

(Come to think of it, he wouldn't even have to leave his townhouse -- he could record booze being poured, Manhattans being muddled, ice cubes clinking in a glass, tater tot casserole bubbling, VCR fast forwarding...and dreams shattering).

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: March 30, 2016 10:59AM

Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. Wrote:
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> Spewak is WAAAAYYYYY too busy, for example, to
> pick up extra cash by RECORDING SOUNDS for Todd
> Moore.
>
> (Come to think of it, he wouldn't even have to
> leave his townhouse -- he could record booze being
> poured, Manhattans being muddled, ice cubes
> clinking in a glass, tater tot casserole bubbling,
> VCR fast forwarding...and dreams shattering).


LOLOLOL!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Betting Fool ()
Date: March 30, 2016 11:05AM

Taking bets on the collective weight of Peekza, 5000 Buckets, and Carla's FT. The over/under has been set at 1,075. Place your bets gentlemen.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: March 30, 2016 11:59AM

Robb easily outweighs me by 150 pounds

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos ()
Date: March 30, 2016 12:03PM

I got fat from blowing nogs and idiots like peekza

I love that yummy cum

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: March 30, 2016 12:11PM

still fooling us

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hello dere ()
Date: March 30, 2016 12:23PM

Betting Fool Wrote:
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> Taking bets on the collective weight of Peekza,
> 5000 Buckets, and Carla's FT. The over/under has
> been set at 1,075. Place your bets gentlemen.

We're posting about minor, minor personalities of TMOS (bad enough, certainly) but you're posting about us.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: March 30, 2016 12:41PM

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> 1. Comes home from show
> 2. Eats (I'm assuming large portions)
> 3. goes down to basement to do "show prep", i.e.
> browse facebook
> 4. 7 P.M. Workday is done! Head upstairs, drink
> and watch TV
> 5. Eat dinner (High odds of tater tots being on
> menu) and drink
> 6. Watch TV and drink
> 7. Drink
> 8. Bedtime
>
> What a load.


I love how he insists that surfing Facebook is "working on the show"...He uses a prep service for most of his "bits"

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 1 tmos fan ()
Date: March 30, 2016 12:44PM

Robb's got a lot going on, gang. Why do you think Patton keeps coming back? To get some lines and jokes from the big guy for his next auditions and Hollywood!

This post brought to you by: Weight not! Use the TMOS code (sorry I forget it off-hand) to get a special deal! Simply the fittest way to support the show!



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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos ()
Date: March 30, 2016 12:48PM

1 tmos fan Wrote:
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> Robb's got a lot going on, gang. Why do you think
> Patton keeps coming back? To get some lines and
> jokes from the big guy for his next auditions and
> Hollywood!
>
> This post brought to you by: Weight not! Use the
> TMOS code (sorry I forget it off-hand) to get a
> special deal! Simply the fittest way to support
> the show!

Go away, homo.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: March 30, 2016 12:57PM

oscarhater Wrote:
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> someone should tell oscar just how gay it sounds
> when he says "that's so sweet ", which he seems to
> do almost every day now. fuckin silver spoon
> latent gay bitch....i do give him credit though,
> he's managed to live off the teat of poppa while
> at the same time projecting the image of a hard
> worker when he don't do shit, unemcumbered by a
> real job and limited funds that would prohibit
> jetting around the country whenever he gets the
> urge. i guess what really turned me off to oscar
> was when a hispanic woman found/ stole his phone.
> he was totally without compassion. he who has so
> much given to him acting so superior towards those
> not so fortunate. fuck him

NOT COOL...

-Big O

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: March 30, 2016 12:57PM

peekza Wrote:
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> still fooling us


QUE?

-Big O

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: March 30, 2016 12:58PM

peekza Wrote:
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> Robb easily outweighs me by 150 pounds


ahahahahahahahahahah

-Big O

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Robb Spewak ()
Date: March 30, 2016 12:59PM

Oscar Santana Zeballos Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Robb easily outweighs me by 150 pounds
>
>
> ahahahahahahahahahah
>
> -Big O


NOT COOL...............

-Robb

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos ()
Date: March 30, 2016 01:13PM

Robb Spewak Wrote:
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> Oscar Santana Zeballos Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > peekza Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Robb easily outweighs me by 150 pounds
> >
> >
> > ahahahahahahahahahah
> >
> > -Big O
>
>
> NOT COOL...............
>
> -Robb

Do you have down syndrome? Sure looks like it...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: March 30, 2016 01:19PM

Do they HAVE to do talk-ups EVERY time Patton comes on?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Yep sure the best ()
Date: March 30, 2016 01:25PM

peekza Wrote:
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> Do they HAVE to do talk-ups EVERY time Patton
> comes on?


Fuck yes, they do! That's the closest they are going to come to doing an actual show.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos ()
Date: March 30, 2016 01:30PM

For the record, 220 lbs. And it's all jizz, I mean muscle.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 1 tmos fan ()
Date: March 30, 2016 01:44PM

peekza Wrote:
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> Do they HAVE to do talk-ups EVERY time Patton
> comes on?


The best!



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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Rob Spewak's DUI Attorney ()
Date: March 30, 2016 01:48PM

Now, yesterday’s show was funny. But I can’t decide which part was funniest: 1) The part where Eightt was saying he does so much work at home for the show that he doesn’t have time for much else (besides eating and drinking and checking Facebook and watching TV), or 2) the part where LFF was giving Eightt advice on how best to lose weight, or 3) the part where Eightt, when asked about having health insurance, said he and the missus have been talking to other parents in the neighborhood. (Now THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is being pro-active!)

Immense jocularity.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Cary's Famous Tatrz ()
Date: March 30, 2016 02:00PM

Let's do the math.
I weigh 193

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: March 30, 2016 02:12PM

The best part is that Patton does the talk-ups IRONICALLY, while TMOS does them seriously, trying to impress him with their skill, not understanding Patton's disregard for the whole DJ schtick.



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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: March 30, 2016 02:15PM

Stop talking to yourself freak. This is all a waste of time.

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