Shrekk Spewakk Wrote:
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> I call this one "Happy Little Clogged Colons"


That is awesome Shrekky...Top Notch as always

739...Semper Fat
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My finger smells like funny Wrote:
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> If Mike's description of his mother as an
> exceptionally selfless and loving human being is
> even remotely accurate, and it sounds like it is,
> the question then becomes: What in the hell
> happened to Mike!? How does a saint manage to
> raise a fuckwaddle?


So it WASN'T genetics after all?

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> "Happy Little Clogged Colons"
>
> Oh. My. God.
>
> The greatest thing on the internet today.


Wasn't that funny at all.

Linda looks like she's flickin' the bean in the group photo!

Fuckwaddle likes to keep his hands on his jar because he lives in the constant fear that one of many superior chimps will take her from him.

Peekza is a Douche Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Jack Handey Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > In an effort to be more like Todd Hess,
> today
> > I
> > > > inserted a finger into a dog's ass. It was
> > > much
> > > > better for me than the dog. Still in there
> > as
> > > I
> > > > post this. I'll keep the thread updated.
> > Stay
> > > > tuned.
> > >
> > >
> > > Busy Hands are Happy Hands.
> > >
> > > It's nice to know that if something were to
> > happen
> > > to Todd, we have another one in training.
> > >
> > > Fun fact: a dog's anus has less germs than
> > Todd's
> > > other nine fingers.
> >
> > Math checks out
>
> Jeebus!! Can you say anything besides "Math checks
> out"? That has to be the response you leave for
> 90% of all of the posts here...

I think you need to check your math

Peekzang! Wrote:
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>
>
> 90%? Math does not check out.


I know, right?

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Linda looks like she's flickin' the bean in the
> group photo!


oh shit

What kind of IPA? Budweiser?

peekza Wrote:
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> 739...Semper Fat


Mike and his fellow ObamaCare customers waiting for the ER to open (Mikey was accidentally left at the tiki bar).

Most are waiting on their disability checks to "get right" on their premiums. Mike prefers to pay the Internet bill in his Maine home instead of paying the premiums.

All of them save money by using the pullout method of birth control.

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Linda looks like she's flickin' the bean in the
> group photo!


What the photographer yelled: "Say CHEESE!"

What Linda thought she heard: "Turn JAPANESE!"

peekza Wrote:
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> 739...Semper Fat


Casting call for Honey Boo Boo: The Next Generation

This photo appears to be "PM," (pre-Mikey). As that baby was grabbing LFF's arm, I bet he's thinking, "Thank God I talked Carla out of one of those!" Moron.

What sort of dummy buys a second house when he can't afford maintenance on the first...or buy health insurance for his family.

exffx Wrote:
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> What sort of dummy buys a second house when he
> can't afford maintenance on the first...or buy
> health insurance for his family?
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that's good stuff APK

That baby is so fascinated because he is awake, yet seeing the monster he usually sees in his nightmares.



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Mike is the Fat Sheep of the family.

Nice cookies, Jar.

The baby is hungry and sees Mike's man-boobs.

God...it is just so awful...there is just nothing to it anymore...They might as well be reading the phonebook

Oh yeah, the show has completely run out of gas. It doesn't even suck anymore. It simply ruins a little corner of ones and zeroes in the world wide web.

So that's Carla's family isn't it? I guess Mike and Carla drove over to the trailer park for this little reunion. I hope Mike didn't drink all their beer, it would prolly take them a whole year to replace it.

So that's Carla's family, isn't it? I guess she and Mike drove over to the trailer park for this reunion. I hope Mike didn't drink all their beer, it would probably take them a whole year to replace it.

So Madame Jardejour is good at preparing Blue Apron, which according to Fatt Rob anyone can make. The proof is that when given a box of ingredients and written instructions, she was able to assemble a sandwich.

And business school has taught El Spic that buying a spite house in Georgetown is a good idea?

A few eps back, Oscar was talking about getting an inspection done on a house, and then asked the other guys "what's an appraisal?"

Wow.

Oscar's douchiness will always trump his financial literacy.

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Oh yeah, the show has completely run out of gas.
> It doesn't even suck anymore. It simply ruins a
> little corner of ones and zeroes in the world wide
> web.


brilliant

exffx Wrote:
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> Oscar's douchiness will always trump his financial
> literacy.


it's about the only reason to listen

So, the real problem with having a family in DC is the public school lotto system.

Presumably El Spic and the Yoga-whore want to have kids (if not, why should El Spic get married), therefore they have to deal with that insane system.

He is too dumb to have done any research into this.

El Spico Wrote:
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> So, the real problem with having a family in DC is
> the public school lotto system.
>
> Presumably El Spic and the Yoga-whore want to have
> kids (if not, why should El Spic get married),
> therefore they have to deal with that insane
> system.
>
> He is too dumb to have done any research into
> this.


Public school, for Oskar's kids? No way in hell. Especially after that "I'M not volunteering at my kid's school, taxes pay for that" rant he gave Blobb about Julia Jellybean's drama club.

Blue Apron is for people who are too stupid to actually find the healthy fresh food in a supermarket.
I recall Mike and Robb discussing how supermarkets put all the unhealthy food right in front of you, thereby making it literally impossible for them to eat healthy like some kind of burn victims.

You know, the show has become a cast of characters that are so stupid I can't listen to it.
It makes my head hurt....

Private schools also ask for donations and have fundraisers. Have fun with that, Oscar.

exffx Wrote:
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> Private schools also ask for donations and have
> fundraisers. Have fun with that, Oscar.

Talk about multiple pain points!

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Blue Apron is for people who are too stupid to
> actually find the healthy fresh food in a
> supermarket.
> I recall Mike and Robb discussing how supermarkets
> put all the unhealthy food right in front of you,
> thereby making it literally impossible for them to
> eat healthy like some kind of burn victims.
>
> You know, the show has become a cast of characters
> that are so stupid I can't listen to it.
> It makes my head hurt....

I'm okay with Blue Apron in principle, but with the Omaha Steaks and wine sponsors it devolves into mail order food and alcohol for shut-ins. I once ate exclusively from food stamps ($189 per month) for over a year and I never ate healthier and never went hungry. But that's due to a combination of superior genetics (Caucasian) which allowed me to live near a grocery store, education (middle-class) and non-obesity; those key factors allowed me to spot the produce and meat departments at the grocery store, with room left in the budget for candy and occasional prepared meals.

Most grocery stores I've walked into start in the produce section. Why? Because grocery stores have a very good business reason to unload perishable goods before they go bad. Not sure where Mike shops, but it's probably close to "Full-of-Shitville."

Now we're talking about old shows that were funny for the wrong reasons.
Mike and Robb went on a rant about grocery stores and how they "put all the chips and cookies on one aisle and candy and soda on the other", so it was impossible for them to find healthy foods and THAT was why they were fat! Apparently this was a two aisle supermarket.
It is quite obvious to anyone that the produce is right there when you walk in but if you've never seen fresh produce it might just look like a pretty meadow or place to drink your latte.

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Blue Apron is for people who are too stupid to
> actually find the healthy fresh food in a
> supermarket.
> I recall Mike and Robb discussing how supermarkets
> put all the unhealthy food right in front of you,
> thereby making it literally impossible for them to
> eat healthy like some kind of burn victims.
>
> You know, the show has become a cast of characters
> that are so stupid I can't listen to it.
> It makes my head hurt....

Yet you keep listening... moron.

Not recently. I've learned.

The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Blue Apron is for people who are too stupid to
> > actually find the healthy fresh food in a
> > supermarket.
> > I recall Mike and Robb discussing how
> supermarkets
> > put all the unhealthy food right in front of
> you,
> > thereby making it literally impossible for them
> to
> > eat healthy like some kind of burn victims.
> >
> > You know, the show has become a cast of
> characters
> > that are so stupid I can't listen to it.
> > It makes my head hurt....
>
> Yet you keep listening... moron.

Your attempt to dilute my brand dilutes your own.

The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Blue Apron is for people who are too stupid
> to
> > > actually find the healthy fresh food in a
> > > supermarket.
> > > I recall Mike and Robb discussing how
> > supermarkets
> > > put all the unhealthy food right in front of
> > you,
> > > thereby making it literally impossible for
> them
> > to
> > > eat healthy like some kind of burn victims.
> > >
> > > You know, the show has become a cast of
> > characters
> > > that are so stupid I can't listen to it.
> > > It makes my head hurt....
> >
> > Yet you keep listening... moron.
>
> Your attempt to dilute my brand dilutes your own.

Whatever... Wierdo.

Mike is a fucking idiot. He wants to turn airports into Apple Genius Bars, with each passenger scheduling an appointment to check in for his flight, thus avoiding large numbers of soft targets outside of the secure areas. On a typical day, 60,000 people pass through Dulles. Is Mike willing to check in 3 or 4 days before his flight, then just hang around his gate until he boards? Does this idiot realize that all these added security precautions will cause ticket prices to go through the roof?

And people CONGREGATE; they don't COAGULATE! Now he has Oscar saying it.

Mike is still trying to solve the Metro security situation. Hopefully, he'll have answer in a day or two.

Mike called his mom his role model and his inspiration. It's a shame he made zero effort to follow her example.

For someone who just experienced a death in the family, Mike had no problem making fun of Rob Ford's death from cancer. The poor bastard lived half as long as Mike's mom, and Robb can't wait to start with the fat jokes.

Yeah, I thought coagulate referred to the thickening of liquid so I looked it up and so it does.

AU wins again!

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Yeah, I thought coagulate referred to the
> thickening of liquid so I looked it up and so it
> does.
>
> AU wins again!


If you said Klubbers coagulate at a TMOS meet and greet you would still be correct
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Who's the asshole in the back? ToMo?

Ha! I stand corrected!

Wednesday Highlights Wrote:
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> Mike is a fucking idiot. He wants to turn airports
> into Apple Genius Bars, with each passenger
> scheduling an appointment to check in for his
> flight, thus avoiding large numbers of soft
> targets outside of the secure areas. On a typical
> day, 60,000 people pass through Dulles. Is Mike
> willing to check in 3 or 4 days before his flight,
> then just hang around his gate until he boards?
> Does this idiot realize that all these added
> security precautions will cause ticket prices to
> go through the roof?
>
> And people CONGREGATE; they don't COAGULATE! Now
> he has Oscar saying it.
>
> Mike is still trying to solve the Metro security
> situation. Hopefully, he'll have answer in a day
> or two.
>
> Mike called his mom his role model and his
> inspiration. It's a shame he made zero effort to
> follow her example.
>
> For someone who just experienced a death in the
> family, Mike had no problem making fun of Rob
> Ford's death from cancer. The poor bastard lived
> half as long as Mike's mom, and Robb can't wait to
> start with the fat jokes.

Yet morons like you still listen to our show.

TMOS publicist Wrote:
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> Wednesday Highlights Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mike is a fucking idiot. He wants to turn
> airports
> > into Apple Genius Bars, with each passenger
> > scheduling an appointment to check in for his
> > flight, thus avoiding large numbers of soft
> > targets outside of the secure areas. On a
> typical
> > day, 60,000 people pass through Dulles. Is Mike
> > willing to check in 3 or 4 days before his
> flight,
> > then just hang around his gate until he boards?
> > Does this idiot realize that all these added
> > security precautions will cause ticket prices
> to
> > go through the roof?
> >
> > And people CONGREGATE; they don't COAGULATE!
> Now
> > he has Oscar saying it.
> >
> > Mike is still trying to solve the Metro
> security
> > situation. Hopefully, he'll have answer in a
> day
> > or two.
> >
> > Mike called his mom his role model and his
> > inspiration. It's a shame he made zero effort
> to
> > follow her example.
> >
> > For someone who just experienced a death in the
> > family, Mike had no problem making fun of Rob
> > Ford's death from cancer. The poor bastard
> lived
> > half as long as Mike's mom, and Robb can't wait
> to
> > start with the fat jokes.
>
> Yet morons like you still listen to our show.

Only because listening to a couple of guys sitting around watching a video of someone seeing boobs is such compelling "radio". And of course no one wants to miss the inevitable death or serious medical issue announcement. Strangely enough I think the Don & Mike Show went downhill a bit after Fatt Rob's kid got his cancer fixed; of course that was probably related to the increased mic time.

Disgruntled OMearican Wrote:
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> Who's the asshole in the back? ToMo?


The one and only...fresh off of siloing a honeypot no less

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----

>
> Whatever... Wierdo.

Spell much?

The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
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> Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Blue Apron is for people who are too stupid to
> > actually find the healthy fresh food in a
> > supermarket.
> > I recall Mike and Robb discussing how
> supermarkets
> > put all the unhealthy food right in front of
> you,
> > thereby making it literally impossible for them
> to
> > eat healthy like some kind of burn victims.
> >
> > You know, the show has become a cast of
> characters
> > that are so stupid I can't listen to it.
> > It makes my head hurt....
>
> I'm okay with Blue Apron in principle, but with
> the Omaha Steaks and wine sponsors it devolves
> into mail order food and alcohol for shut-ins. I
> once ate exclusively from food stamps ($189 per
> month) for over a year and I never ate healthier
> and never went hungry. But that's due to a
> combination of superior genetics (Caucasian) which
> allowed me to live near a grocery store, education
> (middle-class) and non-obesity; those key factors
> allowed me to spot the produce and meat
> departments at the grocery store, with room left
> in the budget for candy and occasional prepared
> meals.

I do hope that you set aside a small portion of your food stamp money each month saving to buy your yearly subscription to the Bone-us show...

peekza Wrote:
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> Disgruntled OMearican Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Who's the asshole in the back? ToMo?
>
>
> The one and only...fresh off of siloing a honeypot
> no less


Too bad you can't see ToMo's crotch in that pic, I haven't seen the back of Cary's head in a while.

Disgruntled OMearican Wrote:
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> Who's the asshole in the back?


Isn't that prepositional phrase redundant? We were taught that ALL assholes are in the back. I know because I got that question right on the finals. You know, "Milk, milk, lemonade..."

It was right after that trick question about coagulation.

Car accidents usually cause traffic to coagulate on roadways...

ComComComedy Pyramid!

TMOS publicist Wrote:
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> Wednesday Highlights Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mike is a fucking idiot. He wants to turn
> airports
> > into Apple Genius Bars, with each passenger
> > scheduling an appointment to check in for his
> > flight, thus avoiding large numbers of soft
> > targets outside of the secure areas. On a
> typical
> > day, 60,000 people pass through Dulles. Is Mike
> > willing to check in 3 or 4 days before his
> flight,
> > then just hang around his gate until he boards?
> > Does this idiot realize that all these added
> > security precautions will cause ticket prices
> to
> > go through the roof?
> >
> > And people CONGREGATE; they don't COAGULATE!
> Now
> > he has Oscar saying it.
> >
> > Mike is still trying to solve the Metro
> security
> > situation. Hopefully, he'll have answer in a
> day
> > or two.
> >
> > Mike called his mom his role model and his
> > inspiration. It's a shame he made zero effort
> to
> > follow her example.
> >
> > For someone who just experienced a death in the
> > family, Mike had no problem making fun of Rob
> > Ford's death from cancer. The poor bastard
> lived
> > half as long as Mike's mom, and Robb can't wait
> to
> > start with the fat jokes.
>
> Yet morons like you still listen to our show.

"TMOS publicist" is about the funniest thing I've read on this thread. It's a phrase that should never be included in a resume.
It's like "TMOS Paid Intern."
Or even "TMOS Reimbursed Intern."
Such titles are theoretically possible, but I wouldn't admit to having one of them.

And your response to Wednesday Highlights sounds like it was lifted right out of Oscar's marketing literature to potential advertisers. Since it didn't include the words 'curate' or 'silo,' I'm guessing that you're one of the interns.

The bus was late so people began to coagulate at the bus stop. ..
Mike drank so much, the empty bottles coagulated in the garage...

it must suck to wake up every morning and the most important thing in your life is to gossip about a guy you are jealous of

your kindergarten class will be here later so you can all have your daily circle-jerk about your favorite man crush

1 post, I am out
you all will be here discussing my post and spending another 24 hours drooling over your boy

Yep! We'll be here! See ya later!

Gangs all here!

Yeah I laughed at TMOS publicist, too...

code> bpkUj Wrote:
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> it must suck to wake up every morning and the most
> important thing in your life is to gossip about a
> guy you are jealous of
>
> your kindergarten class will be here later so you
> can all have your daily circle-jerk about your
> favorite man crush
>
> 1 post, I am out
> you all will be here discussing my post and
> spending another 24 hours drooling over your boy

You are probably "out" because you're too busy being a gossipy, obsessed little weirdo about "Monique". You even start threads JUST to gossip about her. Like this one...


c9upF Wrote:
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> posted a bunch of recordings she thought made eesh
> look bad, but in reality proved how much of a fail
> loser she is
>
> bitch was crying and begging eeshypoo to say sorry
> for shit YEARS ago
>
> all about how she was buttgurt about eeshypoo (the
> guy she fucked and lived with until he kicked her
> out) messing with her mommy and being a meanie
> with some old fag bf from like 2012
>
>
> NOW SHE HAS DELETED ALL OF THE RECORDINGS
>
> another loss and fail for the shit monkey
>
>
>
> it would not be so funny except she posts herself
> losing FOR US ALL THE TIME


How fucking pathetic of you. At least the people who are being talked about on this thread are somewhat in the public eye. You are gossiping like a little faggot about local residents. So yes, tell us more about your fucked moral highground, bitch.

peekza Wrote:
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> Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yeah, I thought coagulate referred to the
> > thickening of liquid so I looked it up and so
> it
> > does.
> >
> > AU wins again!
>
>
> If you said Klubbers coagulate at a TMOS meet and
> greet you would still be correct

I like the hand pointing to LFF's gut...

Please post this thread on an ISIS site and help your country win the war on terror.
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How dare you pathetic mother's-basement-dwelling obsessors coagulate here to jealously obsess over a great man. I spend hours working on Mike during his show prep time, making him look perfect for radio. You bastards belong to one big circle jerk. And most of you are peekza.

This is the one and only time I will ever visit and post on this site. Don't bother responding. I'm siloing you out. You won't have TMOS H&M to kick around. No sir!

TMOS Hair & Make-up Wrote:
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> How dare you pathetic mother's-basement-dwelling
> obsessors coagulate here to jealously obsess over
> a great man. I spend hours working on Mike during
> his show prep time, making him look perfect for
> radio. You bastards belong to one big circle jerk.
> And most of you are peekza.
>
> This is the one and only time I will ever visit
> and post on this site. Don't bother responding.
> I'm siloing you out. You won't have TMOS H&M to
> kick around. No sir!

You tell 'em, Carla!! These punks have smaller balls than my sugar gliders.

wait does this guy still broadcast? He looks very overweight so Im worried about that but who broadcasts this guy - he was a sidekick that never prepared any material. Didnt he just show up mostly hung over bounce comments of the talented guy's material? Don-whats-his-name...

The police coagulated at the Dunkin Donuts.

The pastor addressed his coagulation during the Sunday service.

The President coagulated the Denver Broncos for winning the SuperBowl.

Oscar has visited all 48 coagulated states.

The pain points were coagulated in a way that made curation into silos forestallable.

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Now we're talking about old shows that were funny
> for the wrong reasons.
> Mike and Robb went on a rant about grocery stores
> and how they "put all the chips and cookies on one
> aisle and candy and soda on the other", so it was
> impossible for them to find healthy foods and THAT
> was why they were fat! Apparently this was a two
> aisle supermarket.
> It is quite obvious to anyone that the produce is
> right there when you walk in but if you've never
> seen fresh produce it might just look like a
> pretty meadow or place to drink your latte.


I was going to post the same thing. Every grocery store opens up into the fresh produce dept. Pick up all the fruits and veggies you want, boys!

Wednesday Highlights Wrote:

>
> Mike is still trying to solve the Metro security
> situation. Hopefully, he'll have answer in a day
> or two.
>


He should have a good limerick worked out pretty quick!

A Postrophe Kid Wrote:
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> Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Now we're talking about old shows that were
> funny
> > for the wrong reasons.
> > Mike and Robb went on a rant about grocery
> stores
> > and how they "put all the chips and cookies on
> one
> > aisle and candy and soda on the other", so it
> was
> > impossible for them to find healthy foods and
> THAT
> > was why they were fat! Apparently this was a
> two
> > aisle supermarket.
> > It is quite obvious to anyone that the produce
> is
> > right there when you walk in but if you've
> never
> > seen fresh produce it might just look like a
> > pretty meadow or place to drink your latte.
>
>
> I was going to post the same thing. Every grocery
> store opens up into the fresh produce dept. Pick
> up all the fruits and veggies you want, boys!

Bullshit. Fresh foods go around the sides and back. If he's at Publix veggies are not up feont.

A Postrophe Kid Wrote:
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> Wednesday Highlights Wrote:
>
> >
> > Mike is still trying to solve the Metro
> security
> > situation. Hopefully, he'll have answer in a
> day
> > or two.
> >
>
>
> He should have a good limerick worked out pretty
> quick!

Brussels, muscles, tussles, hustles.

'Metro' rhymes with 'hetero' if you say one fast or slur the other one drunkenly.

Your garbled Metro announcer impression can be used to shoehorn a rhyme in anywhere.

'Todd Hess' rhymes with 'godless.'

That should cut your show prep in half. You're welcome.

RK Wrote:
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> A Postrophe Kid Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Now we're talking about old shows that were
> > funny
> > > for the wrong reasons.
> > > Mike and Robb went on a rant about grocery
> > stores
> > > and how they "put all the chips and cookies
> on
> > one
> > > aisle and candy and soda on the other", so it
> > was
> > > impossible for them to find healthy foods and
> > THAT
> > > was why they were fat! Apparently this was a
> > two
> > > aisle supermarket.
> > > It is quite obvious to anyone that the
> produce
> > is
> > > right there when you walk in but if you've
> > never
> > > seen fresh produce it might just look like a
> > > pretty meadow or place to drink your latte.
> >
> >
> > I was going to post the same thing. Every
> grocery
> > store opens up into the fresh produce dept.
> Pick
> > up all the fruits and veggies you want, boys!
>
> Bullshit. Fresh foods go around the sides and
> back. If he's at Publix veggies are not up feont.

Walk into Publix and look. The doors open right up to the tomatoes!

Hahaha. Last night's BOAD - Oscar gets called out on using the phrase "pain points" and he gets all upset and defensive.

That's a pain point.

At 32:35 Fuckwaddle patted himself on the back for not looking out the window during the show. "Senor, the bar, she is extremely low."

And at 1:12:00 he interrupts to say "Let me offer my insight" and then tells the audience what Fatt Rob has just told them. Korsakoff's Syndrome.

Idiots don't know what pisco is...

15 minute Ted Cruz impression? Fuck me

peekza Wrote:
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> 15 minute Ted Cruz impression? Fuck me


Thanks, now I know how long to advance.

LFF used to be an impressionist. Now he's just a depressionist.



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peekza Wrote:
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> 15 minute Ted Cruz impression? Fuck me


And Mike admonishes Robb for rushing him? Like 15 minutes flogging that horrible bit wasn't enough?

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 15 minute Ted Cruz impression? Fuck me
>
>
> Thanks, now I know how long to advance.
>
> LFF used to be an impressionist. Now he's just a
> depressionist.


His Bob Barker earlier this week was a dumpster fire and that used to be one of his better impressions. Now everything sounds like LFF holding his nose.

there is a chance Carla is late?

I thought I caught a hint that Madam Jardejour was worried about the tax bill. Didn't get that she might have gone and done it again. Captain Pullout should demand a paternity test. Or a "patronity text" as El Spic might say.

This thread is close to 3 million views (or posts, as Mike understands the Internet). Get ready to pop open the Guiness, Heinekin and IPA!!!

But they are mega-libs so they can always take care of any unwanted "clumps o' cells". Course we should all have to pay for it too.

MikeWillEatAnything Wrote:
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> But they are mega-libs so they can always take
> care of any unwanted "clumps o' cells". Course we
> should all have to pay for it too.

You really want to go all 700 Club on us?

peekza Wrote:
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> there is a chance Carla is late?


Oh my gosh, Mike will drink himself to death if that happens.

The liquor will coagulate in his liver.

3 Miilion Milestone Wrote:
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> This thread is close to 3 million views (or posts,
> as Mike understands the Internet). Get ready to
> pop open the Guiness, Heinekin and IPA!!!


Wow. What an accomplishment. Stupidity's stupidity celebrating even greater stupidity.

It was hard to understand his royal LFF'er-ness since he wasn't communicating via his native tongue of limerick, but I think he was trying to imply it was about to be that time of the month and this mood change is a common occurrence. I don't think it was a concern about the inevitable Pool Boy Junior, yet.



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Mike O'Clinton Wrote:
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> 3 Miilion Milestone Wrote:
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> > This thread is close to 3 million views (or
> posts,
> > as Mike understands the Internet). Get ready to
> > pop open the Guiness, Heinekin and IPA!!!
>
>
> Wow. What an accomplishment. Stupidity's stupidity
> celebrating even greater stupidity.


Why can't you just be happy for us?

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> It was hard to understand his royal LFF'er-ness
> since he wasn't communicating via his native
> tongue of limerick, but I think he was trying to
> imply it was about to be that time of the month
> and this mood change is a common occurrence. I
> don't think it was a concern about the inevitable
> Pool Boy Junior, yet.

Checking my notes from school, I would say somebody's semen is coagulating in one of Carla's lady parts.

Julio might just become an anchor baby daddy.

Do vagina lobes show up in an ultrasound?

Yep sure the best Wrote:
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> Mike O'Clinton Wrote:
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> > 3 Miilion Milestone Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > This thread is close to 3 million views (or
> > posts,
> > > as Mike understands the Internet). Get ready
> to
> > > pop open the Guiness, Heinekin and IPA!!!
> >
> >
> > Wow. What an accomplishment. Stupidity's
> stupidity
> > celebrating even greater stupidity.
>
>
> Why can't you just be happy for us?

Does that mean that Mike, Robb, and Oscar are now millionaires, or did they have to share some of the revenue from our early postings with Buzz?

Maybe we should join the Amazon affiliate program. Whenever thread viewers order from Amazon, they enter 'peekza' for the promotional code. KA-CHING!

Yep sure the best Wrote:
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> Mike O'Clinton Wrote:
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> > 3 Miilion Milestone Wrote:
> >
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>
> > -----
> > > This thread is close to 3 million views (or
> > posts,
> > > as Mike understands the Internet). Get ready
> to
> > > pop open the Guiness, Heinekin and IPA!!!
> >
> >
> > Wow. What an accomplishment. Stupidity's
> stupidity
> > celebrating even greater stupidity.
>
>
> Why can't you just be happy for us?

Happy for what?

"Amazon is simply the best way to support this thread."

This is how we feed the haters; this is how the haters are fed.

peekza Wrote:
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> 739...Semper Fat

Is it me, or is Dear Eater staring at the infant to his immediate left as though he has no other wants or desires in this world but to be with said infant? He's not staring at the mother's chest, but at the child, like he wants nothing more than to be alone with said child.

From things he's let slip as far back as in the old D&M days, I've always suspected MO'M to have pedofilic tendencies. Is this more proof?!?

Peekza or whoever it is: please stop with all of the helicopter posts.

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> It was hard to understand his royal LFF'er-ness
> since he wasn't communicating via his native
> tongue of limerick, but I think he was trying to
> imply it was about to be that time of the month
> and this mood change is a common occurrence. I
> don't think it was a concern about the inevitable
> Pool Boy Junior, yet.


Fair enough...I couldn't tell if he was misspeaking or implying...although I agree with you, he was probably only misspeaking

Yep sure the best Wrote:
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> Why can't you just be happy for us?


I know,right?

what's a helicopter post?

The 5000 Buckets of D'ildos Wrote:
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> Peekza or whoever it is: please stop with all of
> the helicopter posts.


Can't be Oscar, they would be drone posts.

peekza Wrote:
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> what's a helicopter post?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGF5ROpjRAU