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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Vibrator Olympics ()
Date: January 22, 2016 04:18PM

Hey, apostrophe S face! Wrote:
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> Oh' The Humanity Wrote:

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> Gotta admit that I'll miss stories of Mike's
> misadventures with his snow blower (which I
> nick-named Tom Gavin).

Which do you nick-name Tom Gavin, the snowblower or Mike?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: January 22, 2016 04:32PM

Disgruntled OMearican Wrote:
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> The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> > On Thursday Douchie McFuckleton mentioned that
> > they would be pre-taping Friday's show, didn't
> he?
> > Yet he couldn't be bothered to participate? I
> > for one welcome his absence. The three shows
> this
> > week that he wasn't on were better than the two
> he
> > was on.
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> He said that they had pre-taped it. "You had me
> turned down when you were doing Oscarazzi" was the
> comment.

How did they turn him down when he wasn't on the show?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: January 22, 2016 05:09PM

The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> Disgruntled OMearican Wrote:
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> > The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> > > On Thursday Douchie McFuckleton mentioned
> that
> > > they would be pre-taping Friday's show,
> didn't
> > he?
> > > Yet he couldn't be bothered to participate?
> I
> > > for one welcome his absence. The three shows
> > this
> > > week that he wasn't on were better than the
> two
> > he
> > > was on.
> >
> > He said that they had pre-taped it. "You had me
> > turned down when you were doing Oscarazzi" was
> the
> > comment.
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> How did they turn him down when he wasn't on the
> show?

Exactly. He made it sound like he got home from the doctor, silently connected to the show, and just listened until it was time to do Thursday's episode. It's just another retarded lie that he only thought through halfway. That or he is fucking senile and he thinks he was there.



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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Four Hour Club ()
Date: January 22, 2016 05:29PM

Disgruntled OMearican Wrote:
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> Exactly. He made it sound like he got home from
> the doctor, silently connected to the show, and
> just listened until it was time to do Thursday's
> episode. It's just another retarded lie that he
> only thought through halfway. That or he is
> fucking senile and he thinks he was there.

I think this completely plausible. He thinks he's pulling one over on the listeners, until he spills the beans on the "Thursday" show. He doesn't want to jump in to the almost complete show that never mentioned why he wasn't there, he wants to save his mammogram story until the "Thursday" show, after the "Friday" show is done. Does it seem like they've punted on having bonus show bumpers? I guess Thursday taping is too soon to get 20 seconds of audio ready for Friday. Damn genetics!



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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Thickness ()
Date: January 22, 2016 05:30PM

We Should Be Out Bird Dogging Chick's And Banging Beaver!!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: cary's middle finger ()
Date: January 22, 2016 05:55PM

mr thickness you dumb fuck, don't use words you can't spell. its masturbate not masterbate you fuckin fool

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Trollminator ()
Date: January 22, 2016 06:14PM

Mr Thickness Wrote:
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> We Should Be Out Bird Dogging Chick's And Banging
> Beaver!!
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> What's Wrong With Us, Obsessing Over Other Men's
> Lives And Wives You Beautiful White Round Bouncy
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Go fuck yourself. I'm sick of seeing your stupid shit on this thread. I feel like breaking your arm off and pounding your retarded head in with it.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: robbs dark desire ()
Date: January 22, 2016 06:23PM

anybody thats gotta keep harping on everything he's paying for in a full time fucking relationship is a flaming asshole. what a douche oscar is. that woman should get the hell out and tell him to go get fucked. oscar cant satisfy sexually the women he brings in on scholarship its been apparent anyway.his money, semi minor local celebrity, his wealthy friends, the travel etc. entice these younger girls for awhile until they learn his ways when he goes "full oscar ".that and the sexual frustration spell the end. soon he'll have to curate a new bitch.no fucking piece of pussy is gonna come between oscar and the family motherload. any bitch of oscar's must know and mind her place....

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Thickness ()
Date: January 22, 2016 06:45PM

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Thickness ()
Date: January 22, 2016 06:49PM

Drinky Drink Time, Then Dinn Dinn....Really Craving Jack In Box But No Delivery Service Here In Beverly Hills, Maybe Grub Hub Will Hook Thick boy Up.


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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Thickness ()
Date: January 22, 2016 06:55PM

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Trollminator ()
Date: January 22, 2016 06:55PM

Mr Thickness Wrote:
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> Drinky Drink Time, Then Dinn Dinn....Really
> Craving Jack In Box But No Delivery Service Here
> In Beverly Hills, Maybe Grub Hub Will Hook Thick
> boy Up.
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You fucked out pos. You've gotta be Robb or HBS. An annoying pussy that just can't shut the fuck up. Somebody needs to pound your ass into next week.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Fuck the fucked out pos ()
Date: January 22, 2016 07:31PM

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get up outta here he got a corner right now
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Wow go ahead of waiting they scan these animals in the world in East make sewn
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into my world 1 back together
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up first one that comes through ok I am possessed by Snoop Dogg narrating nature
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video we are very close Mike because the listeners senator me too and I watched
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the whole thing is greatest thing something about a pot addled brain just
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narrating its new its new things he didn't try to be funny and that's why
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it's funny it was the one I saw did you see the one where it's alligators vs
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flamingos is that the right now I saw that one but the one I was playing was
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alligators versus the Otters you know he called them or its new called them
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mongooses it's just I recommended by Lana where it comes from but I just you
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know it's like anything online you see a viral video and you start popping on its
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actually have if I have some audio do you want to hear a little bit of
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Flamingo ladies and gentlemen nature of it is Snoop Dogg narrates a video of
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flamingos and crocodiles sheboy big snow domes look at some animals after the
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meeting all the right things from me as I know what from Ingles he was a part a
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pink is Kim with green grass and blue mango slipping off the ride is great
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year ago
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jimmy Kimmel team that was stupid to create what they called senator 'The
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mini-series planet Earth snoop narrates the seals and other wildlife and puts
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his own unique spin on it cuz that's why we're talking just I think last week
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about the Disneynature films we all watched on school grounds and that they
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were huge moneymakers for Disney cuz he wouldn't do the soundtrack till after he
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had the film they would just send out a camera and no sound crew filming animals
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as they could and then press activists and write some sort of narrative the
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yea well all I know is up in my sister is possessed by making a murderer she is
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absolutely and she she is so possessed by it she got furious at me when I
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brought up the fact that I'd skipped ahead and really believe that the guy
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was guilty of murder is a no no don't don't don't say don't tell me whether
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he's guilty of murder because no don't say it has been such as I watched the
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first hour and got online just to find out what the hell is really going on
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yeah kinda ruined the whole thing
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by the way if you do what I did you watch like making a murder and your
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watch the first episode of the new go online to find out what's happening now
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it will ruin the series were you will not want to miss this second I probably
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not not two hours ago when I was in the skies somewhere between Boston Fort
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Myers Florida and I had planned to use it for 45 get picked up at five o'clock
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by the cab got to Logan Airport got on the plane was planning to to do my
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wizard yes while I was on the prison because you know as Oscar him for me
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when he when he was the last time you just said blue he said no wifi and so on
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private respectful as possible
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unfortunately I think we're a little too vague because we need a little more
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clarification yes I have a 95 year old mother who has had a rough patch of
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health and it got to a point where I felt it was necessary to hop on a plane
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on Monday and go be with my mom and be with my sister because we were dealing
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with a doctor's appointment that was going to make a very difficult decision
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is to health treatment as it turned out we got some good news but it was better
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news than we expected and she's you know she's not going anywhere right away
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we're concerned it's a circulatory thing with her I don't want to go into the
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details of it but she is still hanging in there and there are some treatment
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options that they did discuss we didn't know whether that would be the case
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based on how old she is and she's had a real tough time of it as far as her
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health is concerned in she you know my sister deals with this alone
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up in Boston all the time and it was necessary for me to get on a plane and
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travel from down here up to Beantown just to to be with them and I was glad
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that I did it I was told by my sister told by my mother don't do it you know
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that's my comfort zone with your sister I just couldn't before the show is
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probably half an hour that i sat on the edge of the bed and came into me and
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a show in you know hang out down here all day like there's nothing going on I
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gotta go up there and be in there and so was off to the airport in the morning if
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you're forty the opportunity you know what I've never heard someone say I've
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never heard someone say I'm really sorry went and visited somebody
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you never hear that well as 10:30 in the morning I walked to the airport you
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can't figure you know I've got at 12:04 flight and I think that would be
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fantastic but then it was a two hour flight delayed by the time I walked into
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my sister's place in Boston with six o'clock at night and day was gonna be
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tucked into bed at that point so that was kind of a bust I know that you were
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coming by the end of the day as she did so what was your reaction when you can I
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don't know because capital sharing that with her and I didn't see your until
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mid-morning on Tuesday because she is a wonderful lady and she is you know
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although she's 95 when you get to be that age you actually have to consider
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medical people at least that's the way it's been medical people say you know
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they're certain procedures they they're just not going to do is you ninety-five
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that's the reality of it she were a list of all wrapped around you you you have
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conversations along the lines of you know I got a good life and things like
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that you have to have to be realistic about you do so you don't expect us to
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go to a doctor's office and he gives you a couple of potential options for
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treating this circulatory issue that she has that's been really resulting in her
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quality of life going downhill rapidly so where we are now is still a lot of
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questions to answer but I was glad I went up there because this is a
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circulatory suit situation right we go into this very small and very hot
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doctors office where it was 24 degrees yesterday in Boston for the high
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temperatures so we were sitting there and everybody's bundled up in the gonna
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get the heat cranked and everybody's sure and i'm looking over at my mom on
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hold your hand and i'm looking at her and she's probably scared out of her
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mind she really really is and you know she's gotta make some very tough
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decisions and you know that that involve all sorts of stuff that I will not
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respect her I will not go in the the details but it's scary just to let let
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me leave it at that is scary and before we went in
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there there were a number of people it's it's quite a parade let me just say that
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quite a parade of the hill and infirmed in this particular doctors are present
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company included and are seriously at the stress level for this entire trip
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was at its absolute peak you got a little of that didn't you know what i'm
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looking back on it I guess I did I didn't feel it at the time but anyway so
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the the stress level was right about here where peer pressure cooker and in
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front of us is there to people there is a lady I would say probably in her late
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forties or maybe fifties and a gentleman of the same age maybe a little older the
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lady is in a wheelchair with a neck brace and they get called back there and
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the man she is with don't know if it was your husband but I think probably could
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have been a lover has he has he has a pair of crutches and he gets up and i
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can only describe it as when he started to get up
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looked like the scene in Something About Mary you know the guy I'm talking about
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that's how he gets up and at this point there's a really really old guy next to
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me it's my sister my mom and then a younger lady that seemed like she was ok
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I mean there and she's there and my mom says not in a stage whisper I want you
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and the wavy to her right goes the tension left for a little while and then
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we went in and you know the doctor who Kathy kept reminding me looks exactly
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like George Clooney thank you very much and he was that's why when I shook his
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hand is this is Dr sounds magnificent about an older person who still has all
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their marbles because they get a pass on savings if you added you would have been
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ushered out of the room but it was okay and then you know she's my sister and I
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are dealing with but it doesn't matter we we don't matter what matters is this
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is her life
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they're talking about you know leg issues and you know their stock there is
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potential civil war surgeons ok so I mean that's what she's doing and she
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decides you know I don't want any of that if that's the case give me
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something to make me comfortable ok lemme somewhere in let me let me ride
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out the string that so that's your attitude so she's she's puts up a good
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face and she's but she's a trooper man and she gets in there and the whole
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demeanor changed after there were some options because it's very clear to me
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that she wants to be around and she wants to do this and if there is an
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option to do it now that could change when you 95 could change in our for now
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I left there with a much better frame of mind owners going up there when I got on
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the first plane this morning
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I was very very happy I go back because my my nose was dry and I didn't want to
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blow my nose next to the guy in front of me I want to go into the men's room so I
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guess I don't even have to pay I'm I'm not drinking enough I'm not the I'm
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probably a little dehydrated and I go to the back in this little to this little
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Empire jet and so it's not a big deal
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window I mean there's but there was one guy in there there's 2012 ok thank all
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of the guys super nice that I crawl over nixon I go I want to bed now I'd gotten
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a little wafting from the word go on as planned maybe it's the size of the plane
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maybe it's the vacationers who the hell knows what's going on Mike the plane
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from almost the taxing out there smells like shit ok it's really does it really
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really does and I go to the back of the nose and the flying the flight
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attendants were both could be sisters they were young they were they were nice
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and they were perky and both jet black jet plow has some airline isn't it
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both going coming they have very nice young perky nice flight attendants said
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go back and I see the red light is on in the back of the plane in and I and I
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wait and see and it's one bathroom it's not a big planet shared only one back
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there and I see that ludmila the the flight attendants coming out of the bag
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collecting trash but she's tall blonde Nordic and says she's making her way
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back in a little conversation you know just like the good old days and so just
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make your way back and she's super hello how are you and we start chatting and we
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forgot what we're talking about anything at that moment how would I describe this
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individual ok star of Mike and Molly the the guy whoever the guy like Mike of
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Mike and Molly however the actors though that's what I'm talking about
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that's why it looks like the guy from Mike opens the door and the S smell
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obviously he was in there I was sitting there talking to her probably three or
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four minutes and I had waited for two or three minutes for her to make her way
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down the aisle I was waiting there for well over a minute
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yeah he was pushing which to me I swear to God there ought to be a long there
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ought to be along less you are in tremendous intestinal distress should
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not be allowed to do to evacuate your bowels especially when you're over three
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bills and some having a conversation and the door opens and he's oblivious just
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grunting huffing and puffing and crap smell that he brings his rich airport
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breakfast perhaps was referring to is Billy Gardell who plays Mike Biggs Billy
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Gardell Billy Gardell comes rolling out and then I'm like ok and I went in and
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all I had to do was blow my nose and I come out of the bathroom and they're
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both sitting there and I look both them I said that was extremely unpleasant
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track them up and put them back to back to the sea
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back to the seat and it was just it's just I guess it's six o'clock I guess
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that's what does it say 627 air circulation that they have in a larger
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jet you know writes hang heavy in low to the ground like movie Cars why can't we
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make a better bathroom with a better fan that's flying in there and also a
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bathroom when you press the flesh but it doesn't feel as though seriously your
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right leg could be amputated below the knee and sucked out of there are urban
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legends of heavy people that flush while they're still seated right actually
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causes them to prolapse let me just say to people if you're flying from
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California or floor
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back towards the east coast look for a while for example the flight time is
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about to Boston's about two hours and 45 minutes reaction from Fort Myers to
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Boston from Boston her Fort Myers it's about nine hours and 14 that's the
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plane's I was told The on when I leave monday Monday then on Monday that the
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planes were delayed they were all two-hour delays because of headlines I
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know that's what they were there was no massive weather system that they were
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dealing with they were dealing with the head winds coming coming back in and
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they had that you looked at the times on the schedules and that's what they said
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was the trip back I didn't think it was that in the bathroom
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pilots were younger than you know our interns they were you one of the pilots
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were younger than Mac in that that's all I would be a wonderful pilot to show up
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yes I apologize but this is going to come back with you have Mac news and we
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also have madyun Rachel a good news madyun rachel both gonna be becoming
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weird we're sitting there at the end of the day everybody's exhausted were in
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her little tiny little thing she does the high-octane stuff i mean the good
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stuff and she is the cheapest topics but she poured into a Grey Goose bottle yes
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he pours in the greater but she wasn't ready to have a drinkie poos happy and I
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were ready to beat the back where we were gonna get a little hard-drinking
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know when you do that but you know it was a it was a long a long day to say so
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going through her myriad of issues and concerns are ok so make the appointment
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next Tuesday campaign now they're calling you because it's your schedules
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now that my legs by but the thing is it's just the stomach of the stomach
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family she stops yeah she takes applause what's above those areas have enough
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about me let's talk about sex so anyway yeah yeah so back into the bosom of my
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radio family here and surrounded by in turn Rachel
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intern Maddie and in turn back the elder statesman in turn that we have you as a
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statesman indeed yes and it's time for an intern update what we have
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eliciting and jam when you weren't we revelation on the program had disclosed
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that he had been lying to his family about going to college last semester at
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home a little deeper the light is based on the lie that he couldn't come in and
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do tech 411 because of a family emergency
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the family emergencies that mom found out and they yelled at each other and
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that mom mom had no knowledge of the fact that he was skipping school that he
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was playing hooky and just laid it all out there told me later off the year
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that he didn't intend to do that he just did it
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our the microphone we use it is there anybody can so that's where we were last
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time we checked in with us
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had not been in this week as usual schedule was basically when he could
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because he wasn't going to class but I C Mack once a week now I feel he's going
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to at least he's doing something that's not the whole basis of the confessional
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was that this semester he was going badly needed to go back he was hanging
31:29
out in the parking lot of whole foods and stealing wifi Mike this is a thing
31:32
of the past he could actually go so I'm curious about because I care contrary to
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popular belief I C Mack off my can I say hey man how's class because I really do
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care I dropped out more to it what do you mean dropped out and I would like to
31:56
get into it now because when we left you you had I think a total 12 credits here
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looking forward to know Magnotta around nine hours nine credit hours
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classes for and poor
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whittled down to three what the hell is going on here watching the stock market
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we're talking about ultimately the 13th radio we're not talking about you know
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you're not going to MIT ok you're going to know Nova Coco alright so you going
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to the component Atallah said that the level of stress for a probe that is not
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the same as you know I watched the Tom Hanks movie with Julia Roberts you know
32:44
where he goes the community college was the name of that but anyway so you
32:52
dropped out of community college with no I so how was originally the truth shall
32:59
set you free
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I was registered for two classes the history of film and animation and
33:05
physics are they both for credit classes at Larry Crowne Larry Crowne aircraft
33:11
now history what's that first one what's that first one that I would call
33:15
seriously nothing what is an animation history of film and animation I would
33:21
say that would be
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get on your skateboard and sprint to that would not only be easy it would be
33:28
fun it's a movie watch in class God knows michael Ryder Cup history of film
33:32
and animation let's go to our other interns right now Matty how would you
33:36
describe that course if you said someone's taking history of film and
33:40
animation how would you describe a course like that jealous that's a great
33:47
show a gut correct that's as good as got can be america is it got class super
33:53
easy right right super easy talking to Mike Leigh's mystics
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microeconomics what's great mike is every time you mention every time you
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mention Northern Virginia Community College our insurance from American
34:10
University have a big laughs at american university when you hear a course like
34:20
history of film and animation you know you gotta make sure that the parents
34:24
that have been that examine and rape that they're not going to be better and
34:28
it's very difficult to the stress of pulling the chairs in a circle and
34:33
having a discussion about that movie was the best excuse I ever had was a it's
34:37
required for my major
34:39
what do you mean you dropped out what happened that I went to the history of
34:46
film and animation class and it had absolutely nothing to do with animation
34:51
what do they show you I mean it was the first class was just telling us what we
34:55
were going to do they pretty much said we have to watch a hundred different
34:58
films all silent movies black-and-white movies that I do not give a crap about
35:02
what that was but that's why it's their history that's why it's the history of
35:08
film and animation it's not the history of movies you want to watch you dumbass
35:12
that I love them both when do we get to watch Naruto exactly with Disney and
35:22
progression of animation history I think gonna go back either gonna go back to
35:31
like what you have the little book flip books were booked
35:37
Nickelodeon where you'd crank the thing and it looked like the lady was dancing
35:41
ok explain why this isn't for me I'm leaving for one it was an elective class
35:49
and for you aren't they all elected to avoid a history class if I took that I
35:56
didn't have to take that the general history of Western civilization to
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clarify you didn't agree with the curriculum
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no this isn't for me I mean it just wasn't for me I did not have an interest
36:08
in it like I thought the class
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live here no 210 now ok what happened after I dropped out of there and I
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instantly signed up for two more classes instantly I wait so when you said when I
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heard dropout were done with school
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yeah that's not my kind of said that in a journalist holdout take a deep breath
36:36
you're with us know you got several very significant crap detectors and my my
36:44
crap detector is redlining ok are you enrolled in any classes right now I'm
36:51
still enrolled in the physics which starts next week yet so you dropped the
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hit the history of film and animation and you're going to take physics are you
37:07
take any other class to take the history of Western civilization and that's
37:12
that's gonna be a lot tougher than the one I least learn something through it
37:18
that's great that's the education right there that's fantastic history of
37:26
Western civilization that's fantastic
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a little more to this crash the history counts as a social studies and in social
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studies
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versus the history of this is important when you're filling out your Northern
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Virginia Community College bar graph to success
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flat plain one step up a flat plane totally redeemed himself and I don't
38:01
really want to be the devil when I heard well to be honest with my heart sunk he
38:06
went to a film class about cartoons didn't like it dropped it he hasn't
38:10
started physics yet he's planning on going but if you say 9.8 m/s per second
38:18
is the speed of gravity when things fall and you say I disagree are you get too
38:22
drunk to you what's your favorite thing about physics the math yeah I mean I
38:32
actually took but I did not pass it so that's why I'm taking my way way way
38:38
home why did you pass homework she didn't do the homework correct why are
38:45
you so lazy that's a that's a direct question that I don't know there's a
38:53
math question no I hold on this is my line of inquiry I was not motivated in
39:01
the past are you motivated now oh yeah I mean the experience I had when I told
39:08
the truth to my parents just was very delicate click to me and I honestly know
39:15
how to space out my time are now ok so I mean I'm honestly gonna do everything
39:19
but I think it's important as your as your internship supervisor and adviser
39:26
and your career counselor I think it is very important since obviously at home
39:33
there might be some communication issues why I think it would be very important
39:37
for you to share with your immediate supervisor mister Matthew bloom the list
39:43
of classes that you were taking
39:45
paperwork yeah we really do and we want to see paperwork so we know you're going
39:50
to class in terms of you have to get college credit
39:52
clearly but now it means something ya know you say in physics you like the
39:58
math can I ask you a math problem with that be ok let's say you signed up for
40:01
eighth grade
40:02
drop of four credit class how many credits do you have left I have four
40:10
that's exactly right and if you're going to the second eight week class at the
40:18
end of the semester and that classes but tactically Vista mastered the spring
40:24
that's a set to develop its baseline college courses to take steps years of
40:41
school technically I mean a phenomenon about or should be a doctor or an
40:49
architect by night so we picked on and lets motivated I think this is called
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doctors I started four years ago I stopped working job at one point it it's
41:01
been a thing but you're still plugging and that's important and you gonna take
41:06
the physics but we're going to check on you when I i'm gonna ask you how schools
41:09
going have you been doing the class how is the class going if you don't mind
41:13
when you come in here I wanna get updates on the progress and I won't see
41:18
did you see Ponyboy reach for that paper to write down his classes he's not gonna
41:24
give a rats ass you know you have enough on your plate all the time I have been
41:36
you know from one time had homework issues too because it she didn't find it
41:42
challenging enough so she just blew it off so what we had to do was initial all
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of hers
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think it would be helpful if Oscar initial your homework for sure
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lets her let's move over who should check in with a rat Madia or Rachel
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Rachel got the mic right now
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Rachel she of the original on the street did a great job Rachel now you're back
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at a you and tell us what courses you taking this semester so I'm taking an
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anthropology class a skills class the globe majority which is like an econ
44:26
class entertainment law that the bird is my god Rachel that's a tough I mean
44:34
anthropology is no easy stuff that is really really try the new got
44:40
entertainment law which is that's got to be extremely yes I know how to school
44:47
with normal all it was when I was an American university broadcast journalism
44:51
majors we would have run from that I I think it's probably more interested in
44:57
it today because it's so much more public you know I came a few years after
45:04
you to VCU also not a real school but we have to take communications law which
45:08
I'm sure is a lot like entertainment law and that was a required class and it was
45:13
a ball buster is the entertainment law gonna be more like the rules of the game
45:20
or is it gonna be more like the being an agent would like cases through the
45:27
entertainment industry like four people have been accused of copywriting and
45:33
basically what we're doing is like looking at these cases between two
45:38
different groups like Entertainment Group looking celebrities address
45:42
indecency cases I remember a lot of those
45:44
yeah I know about that when we lived through it this is what I was only
45:50
studying it that sounds but it sounds like this is not a walk in the park
45:55
semester no its not specially because I think professor kind of expects us to
45:59
have like contact her background with like legal terms so lot of it is me to
46:04
start looking at bike I know I know that our conversation with my daughter
46:10
Elizabeth yesterday and she was talking about
46:12
anthropology being a problem I'm fresh on that one there let's move it over to
46:19
Matt in fundamental courses you taking this year you're not dropping out and PR
46:29
double major so I'm taking two classes increasing classes many credits total 15
46:35
wow so you can be done well as a few eww PR degree you think you can do some work
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here
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stuff you take the time to read this message it is my guess is that they're
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starting to panic on Tuesday for something that will start on Friday how
47:51
much do you mean I know you get excited to just about as much as anybody now I
47:56
am hearing historic that's the word that I'm hearing about the DEC quarter like
48:01
right in our backyard it's that's what I'm hearing about this I've been reading
48:04
all the models looking at all the models this could very well be the biggest
48:09
storm of my life in the dc-area they're calling it Dallas right now 18 to 24 +
48:15
inches from Friday going into saturday and when he hits to feed thats just
48:20
uncommon why you smiling pony why you gonna happen it's gonna rain like it
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always does
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the most conservative weather forecaster in town is Chuck Bell and even he's
48:38
starting to bend on it he's not like topper toppers the one that was doing
48:41
the rain dance of putting on the native binary still have to we still have
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bernstein speed dial I think we do every time we call him we tend to regretted
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source I will see if I like burns join us tomorrow I'd love to talk to
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ever-changing and there's several models the European model on the runway that
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will really be crazy if one European model hits Richmond is going to get
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thirty inches of snow but here's the thing
49:26
Richmond can't handle it they're worse than here so Richmond really if that
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happens I think that they will probably just burn the city civil war the way
49:37
buyer to bridge lol I was on the back porch enjoying with all the heroes
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cobblestones school back in session was one of those so close to the statue that
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it shipped off on mobile PCs but yes I
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Roberts excited for the excitement and knowing that this is an event actually I
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would like to say this happen
50:43
take the right precautions are not these two I made productions
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got a lot of one where it's at about four o'clock on Saturday phony call him
51:06
up and you know ring ring in a different perspective we have to have class right
51:19
so we're going to the hotel is this is this because the culture of the whole
51:30
MBA thing is kill or die but they made impressions seriously did they there's a
51:41
mind's eye time you know everything to do with our thirty days
52:01
ok and to be fair you're already at the hotel
52:10
up either make up that time you have to make the snow is coming down outside
52:16
Oscar is just like in the shining he's talking to the bartender he's already in
52:21
the abandoned
52:23
as the whole MBA you know I went up in the NBA land when I went up to Boston my
52:31
brother-in-law nephew they're all in the land of this and there's just going to 5
52:46
o'clock in the jet to wherever and meanwhile I go over to my niece's house
52:51
and you know I'm playing with the kids you know where's dad he's on a trapeze
52:55
going and there are and it's just nose to the grindstone that's the attitude
53:00
they had something that it so foreign to so much of their daddy will he's he's
53:08
Bloomberg terminal upstairs where he's pretty intense but I will tell you as
53:14
educated in brilliant as my brother-in-law is we came back Monday I
53:20
arrived and I was too late to make it out to the assisted living facility and
53:25
I determine that I didn't need a rental car so I was gonna I was gonna dare to
53:29
jump on the Boston metro system totally unfamiliar it's the team and the blue
53:36
line the green light I guess I made it to the right transfer station but then I
53:46
didn't know it was going to take a guess it was the blue line or the orange line
53:51
I wasn't quite sure my brother-in-law I didn't go to South Station I went to
53:56
State Street that's where that's why I jumped off the train that came out of
54:01
Logan Airport and I go to State Street and I get to i get off their that was
54:06
turned out to be the correct move but then I didn't know because I am just you
54:10
know I'm basically looking at the map and guessing what part of Back Bay
54:15
they're located in and a common brother-in-law is ok you know and I'll
54:20
meet you at this station and he meets me and then when he meets me cap he walks
54:26
in five minutes later and we all started hanging out we go out we had a nice
54:30
dinner together was actually a real legitimate visit and allowed us to
54:34
discuss everything in
54:36
and actually have a pretty good and my brilliant brother-in-law and my equally
54:41
well educated sisters sit there and turn on their favorite TV show and I was
54:46
thoroughly entertained by their commentary as they sat down to enjoy the
54:52
bachelor I was blown out of my mind this was your lead story when we spoke on
54:58
Tuesday morning you said that this could be its own podcast Kathy saying things
55:03
along the way it was better last year this year it's just a bunch of sluts
55:06
crazy
55:09
seemed a little crazy
55:13
well i watch literally back i watch the rose ceremony that's what I did I want
55:19
the rose and the rose ceremony he gives everyone a rose that gets to stay the
55:25
little hands that don't get the roses they gotta take a power is that the
55:30
tears back to the yes the over the years and that said right and there was one
55:37
year old was she wasn't picked and it was the bartender and she you know first
55:43
of all you know if you're going national television you had to do something with
55:46
their that's just right for that ok you know even the even the smarter people
55:54
people that have better credentials academically than I do
55:56
can sit there and India television entertainment
56:00
on it's thirteenth season is for seven seasons and in back and just isn't there
56:14
also after the rose after the Rose happens now right after the last three
56:21
seasons a sort of a thorough after the well let me just say that the gentleman
56:24
featured you happen to know his name the gentleman
56:28
well this is a guy to me who obviously has probably been told that he was good
56:34
looking he's been told that he was good-looking probably since the age of
56:38
13 and all the way through and he knows it and he looks like that but I will
56:42
tell you he is not going to be tapped to design anything for the next space
56:48
mission
56:49
tomorrow I don't think I really don't think it's gonna happen and you know
56:58
with the smile any so damn that he's perfectly comfortable in what I would
57:04
find a almost crushingly embarrassing not familiar with not even this season
57:11
but the entire run of the episode would you put him in the same sort of
57:15
classified box as you remember Joe Millionaire Evan Mary Joe Millionaire
57:25
maybe a little brighter
57:26
we're only a little Joe Millionaire little small so it's a good looking
57:30
making a millionaire yet somehow but this is where my heart broke a little
57:39
bit rate has women have a body issues at times and I respect that and so do many
57:44
here is the big one of his Sooners ladies and one of the girls are vying
57:53
for his love to but she's saboteur well as you see I heard that there's a rumor
58:09
going around about my cankles she calls him king Barry Cellcom watches and he's
58:18
sitting there is and you can tell even with his Dollard bedside manner he said
58:23
he's creating Elias why are you talking about York and co uk what's the same
58:37
reason fat guys make jokes about being fat that camera pans to her can cause
58:42
they did you really like watering hole is that if you highlight her face he
58:56
wanted to give around to harvest the ivory
58:59
next week the women on The Bachelor take a trip to the Bahamas and all the girls
59:08
in their beach outfits and Susie wearing her height of the shower getting back to
59:17
you know I will tell you after the commentary from my sister and
59:21
brother-in-law I may have to read reevaluate my stance on that watching
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that program because it and by the way mister reality TV the only one what's
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yeah literally literally the first time that he was not in control and then
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ok stop stop stop stop I have to ask this question she's seeded and pull that
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the first time round right she is fat I think what it has found her little Neish
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them exactly what they want a little closer to the real her but I bet the
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Republican handlers rain her and when she was run that's not that there's
65:16
anything wrong with a little more of her more shrill
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the man has been in control it was a rambling speech that made some people
65:53
wonder if she was drunk that's what that's the press that she's getting
65:56
about this so we'll have to guess he's campaigning with her she's campaigning
66:00
with him today that's what's going on chances are she wasn't drunk as I think
66:03
her son drinking alcohol earlier in the week the burning pickup truck which was
66:13
pretty incredible he wrecked in front of Jamie's house outside la Monday night
66:17
Jamie heard the crash called 911 then ran outside you know no faking it here
66:22
this was a legitimate truck that went up in flames
66:26
the guys name thirty two-year-old Brett Keisel had been speeding and lost
66:29
control on the wet road drove into a drainage ditch and rolled his pickup
66:33
truck several times the truck came to rest on the passengers side and it was
66:37
on fire
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another bystander had a pair of EMT scissors which they used to break the
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window and cut the seat belt and pork I'll out unfortunately I was drunk so he
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was arrested and taken to a hospital for treatment
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trouble right of the people that Jamie Foxx art of my love ray I love Django
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Unchained that it was incredible he would put his life at risk and even
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after the fact when all was said and done when he spoke to the media he was
67:13
humble about it was a lot of points without absolutely he walked the walk so
67:24
that's all there is a celebrated Martin Luther King Junior Day on Monday with
67:28
his self centered tweet this is a quote i'm grateful for a couple of things
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today Martin Luther King jr. and ten million followers on Instagram my god
67:38
it's unclear who was trying to be funny if you thought MLK Day was a free for
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all like Thanksgiving or something but some people were offended so he deleted
67:45
it and posted an apology he said quote I have nothing but the greatest admiration
67:49
and respect for dr. Martin Luther King jr. I realized that my post was
67:54
completely insensitive and I apologize to anyone who I'm sorry when you have
68:01
that million many followers and you step on your
68:04
it is pretty it makes me chuckle women have to come back with their
68:08
half-hearted apology
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doing great civil rights leaders of all time and I have done
68:18
hubert played on the Fresh Prince of bel-air
68:25
I didn't watch that did you watch that show the first three seasons and she
68:31
still blames Will Smith for her firing so it's not surprising she went off on
68:35
his way
68:36
Jada over her Oscar boycott I didn't know the jdo is boycotting the Oscars
68:40
well jane is not nominated for a while he was right in a four-minute YouTube
68:50
videos she said quote there's a lot of crap going on in the world that you all
68:53
don't seem to recognize people are dying our boys are being shot let the right
68:57
people are starving people are trying to pay bills and you're talking about some
69:07
mother effing actors and Oscars it just ain't that deep she also attacked
69:13
Jennifer trying to get other people to join a boycott and jeopardize their own
69:17
standing in Hollywood and she took a shot it will not standing up for the
69:21
rest of the fresh prince cast during salary negotiation wow she's really
69:25
track in the florida is going back to back speaking of well she says he said
69:29
no yet speaking of will she said he didn't deserve an Oscar nomination for
69:34
concussion or even the Golden Globe nomination that he got better and you
69:43
know it's one thing to say you know they're more important issues but when
69:47
you have your personal axe to grind your credibility is destroyed somebody to
69:52
tell but it's a great things
69:56
I still feel like a little kid
70:12
this is the kind of study that's going to drive people to become same Howard
70:27
Hughes dives ceiling themselves in sterile rooms for the rest of their
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lives
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a study at North Carolina State University found that every room in your
70:37
house is infested with bugs
70:40
they studied 50 houses and found over 500 different types of insects an
70:45
average of 100 in every house they search for bugs in 554 total rooms and
70:52
found some in all but five rooms Wow fortunately most of the bugs are
70:57
harmless I have bugs right now I have go stance that are walking around mostar
71:03
harmless but still the five most common bugs are cobwebs spiders carpet beetles
71:08
small midges ants and here's one book lies lies that sounds gross doesn't it
71:22
daddy he had an old house with a real a real functioning fireplace and I looked
71:30
at like six praying mantises fell out of the out of the the the flu and God
71:40
because they're those are like six inches long and then there's the urban
71:44
legend that you're not allowed to kill them so what did we do in the middle of
71:47
August we built a fire that girl to girl they are among thirty year old earnest
71:56
Akins of Lawrenceburg Kentucky was pulled over last March for drunk driving
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in a judge ordered him to submit his urine for drug test once a month as part
72:05
of his probation so we did including last month when he realized it wasn't
72:09
gonna come back clean so what did he do he busted into the FedEx drop box
72:15
outside the courthouse and stole it back
72:18
accepted got caught so he was charged with tampering with evidence and the
72:23
court tested his pee anyway and found heroin morphine and opiates in it that
72:30
got him another charged for violating his probation but it's ok because in the
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eyes of Earnest Sewn family he still number one
72:41
brought that one month before the break with a very brief audio on the Michael
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Marot casting this clip from the Robert Josiah experiencing difficulties from
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our local program no adjustment of your show dot com every Monday right here on
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the more Broadcasting Network welcome back to the Mike O'Meara show there is
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no better time like the president take control of your financial future are you
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investing made easy and made better
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let's open up the audiobook for today Wednesday Jan 20 2016 robs be aware this
74:44
is my favorite tape of the day and maybe of the week it is so great it is a guy
74:48
and he's talking to his toddler I would say somewhere between maybe eighteen
74:52
months and two years old and explaining the concept of snow and the toddler
74:57
isn't buying it it's just so cute check this out
75:00
guy blankets every completely believe it I am so sorry I misspoke thats Doug
75:38
Kammerer on general question I'm gonna give you guys a jeopardy thing I wanna
75:50
see if you can because it plays into the next day a 1957 event led to the
75:55
creation of a national historic site in this city
75:58
sign into law by a president whose library is now they're 22 at the 1957
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event of a national historic site that was signed into law by a president who
76:08
has a library in that city any guesses anybody's mind what is Hannibal Missouri
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Missouri not correct
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gonna be franklin massachusetts I'm sorry incorrect gino not Eugene Ohio and
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it's an organ but Gina the reason i ask this is something happen in jeopardy
76:31
that I've never seen before
76:33
all three contestants and final Jeopardy bad at all
76:36
all three of them got it wrong so do you know they have to do there's no
76:40
returning champion so they just bring in a new group anyway here's what happening
76:45
on Jeopardy this is you were going for Springfield in that would have been
76:50
incorrect so you risked and lost everything on 20 now let's go to Claudia
76:56
she had 13,800 was tied for the lead and she wrote down what is Austin know that
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too is incorrect and what it costs you everything to my grandma and his
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response was his Atlanta the correct response is Little Rock Arkansas let's
77:20
see what Mike lost 13,800 we have three players finishing with no money and what
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that means ladies and gentlemen is that tomorrow we will have no returning
77:32
champion we will introduce three new players to jeopardy oh he said today
77:37
joined the world no money in a way that means none of your coming back and I'm
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happy to tell you that this is a bitter Canadian I'm a doctor but I think you're
77:56
gonna particularly enjoy this his name is Tommy he's an Irish guy and you know
78:01
how Oscar can see pizza three times in a row right for me wants a piece of pizza
78:06
exactly he can't say the words specifically
78:14
Tommy the Irish guy has never seen snow is the funniest thing in the world have
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a great day everybody that's it has come and gone and join us again for more fun
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and more thrills at Michael Michael Marot show with literally package
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: RK ()
Date: January 22, 2016 07:34PM

welp welp Wrote:
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> Where can we find the list of the TMOS Amazon
> Bonus Show Christmas contest winners??

I was thinking about that today. I remember only seeing one. How many did they have?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Thickness ()
Date: January 22, 2016 07:48PM

Babies, Here's The Plan, Going To Take An Uber To Jack In The Box On West Pico Boulevard, Bribe The Driver To Drive Through And Bring Home The Following For A Friday Night Feast:
(1) Bacon Swiss Buttery Jack Extra Cheese
(1) Chipotle Chicken Club Extra Bacon
(2) Bacon Ranch Monster Tacos No Lettuce
(1) Bacon Cheddar Wedges Extra Bacon
(1) Curly Frys
(1) Onion Rings
(1) Stuffed Jalapeños
(1) Egg Rolls
(1) Large Oreo Cookie Shake
(1) Chocolate Over Load Cake
(1) Side Salad No Dressing


Probably Save Half For Saturday Morning

Nighty Night



~SLV~

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 22, 2016 09:56PM

708...Semper Fat
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 22, 2016 09:59PM

Disgruntled OMearican Wrote:
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> The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Disgruntled OMearican Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > On Thursday Douchie McFuckleton mentioned
> > that
> > > > they would be pre-taping Friday's show,
> > didn't
> > > he?
> > > > Yet he couldn't be bothered to participate?
>
> > I
> > > > for one welcome his absence. The three
> shows
> > > this
> > > > week that he wasn't on were better than the
> > two
> > > he
> > > > was on.
> > >
> > > He said that they had pre-taped it. "You had
> me
> > > turned down when you were doing Oscarazzi"
> was
> > the
> > > comment.
> >
> > How did they turn him down when he wasn't on
> the
> > show?
>
> Exactly. He made it sound like he got home from
> the doctor, silently connected to the show, and
> just listened until it was time to do Thursday's
> episode. It's just another retarded lie that he
> only thought through halfway. That or he is
> fucking senile and he thinks he was there.


niiiiiiiice

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 18006361067 ()
Date: January 23, 2016 12:01AM

I haven't heard the last few episodes yet. It's still just unbelievably irritating that they try to pass these things off on a dedicated listener base.

Nobody cares about it unless you lie, dummies. It's got to be pathological, because what are they protecting? Timeliness? Hell, the show would be much better if they tried to be evergreen instead of wasting time on the inherently old news.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Thickness ()
Date: January 23, 2016 08:59AM

Stay Warm My Beautiful White Round Bouncy Brunette Delicious Sweet Babies Obsessing Over Other Men's Lives And Wives


We Have A System Moving Through Beverly Hills Today As Well..




~SLV~

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is the Best! ()
Date: January 23, 2016 09:08AM

What a get this week on TMOS -- Chuck Bell! Mr. Charisma!

Idiot referred to the 1922 Knickerbocker Storm as being named for the Baltimore theater whose roof collapsed. OK, not a big deal, but c'mon, he's a weatherman. In DC... One would think he'd get that right.

To Spewak's credit (one of the most rare phrases ever), he tried to correct Bell and asked wasn't it in DC? Bell said it was the same storm.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Cameron Hews Away from TMOS ()
Date: January 23, 2016 09:29AM

Apparently, Cameron Hughes wasn't happy with the 0.02% purchase rate of TMOS downloaders.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: CH Wine ()
Date: January 23, 2016 12:16PM

And Carla alone made up .01%

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. ()
Date: January 23, 2016 12:17PM

If Spewak were a little more obsessed with his own life, it wouldn't have taken till he was 30 to realize Sharon was preggers when she married HBS. And hence, the reason for their nuptials.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Wino ()
Date: January 23, 2016 12:21PM

I can't fathom why someone would mail order a budget wine when you can walk into any Giant and get superior quality wine for half the price without having to wait for it to show up in the mail. Maybe if you live in BFE. But even BFE tends to have a liquor store.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: BillyBob ()
Date: January 23, 2016 12:30PM

Man Boobs, Mammograms

Wine by mail

Meat by mail

Snacks by mail

Are you kidding me?

Impending Heart attack?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Wine Drinker ()
Date: January 23, 2016 12:50PM

I presume that the concept is like CH, TJ, and Costco - better wine at cheaper price?

Wino Wrote:
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> I can't fathom why someone would mail order a
> budget wine when you can walk into any Giant and
> get superior quality wine for half the price
> without having to wait for it to show up in the
> mail. Maybe if you live in BFE. But even BFE tends
> to have a liquor store.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The Way Oscar Says P!zza ()
Date: January 23, 2016 01:56PM

Wine Drinker Wrote:
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> I presume that the concept is like CH, TJ, and
> Costco - better wine at cheaper price?
>
> Wino Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I can't fathom why someone would mail order a
> > budget wine when you can walk into any Giant
> and
> > get superior quality wine for half the price
> > without having to wait for it to show up in the
> > mail. Maybe if you live in BFE. But even BFE
> tends
> > to have a liquor store.

I was at Trader Joe's the other day and they had CH Lot 454 for either $6.99 or $7.99, don't remember exactly, so I picked one up. It was a pretty decent California Zin. I went to the CH website to look it up, and it was $13. So much for getting a bargain using the TMOS code. Wino is right, maybe if you live in BFE it would be a fair deal, but not if you live anywhere near a TJ's or Costco.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Meet Cary ()
Date: January 23, 2016 02:40PM

I am a married mother of two teens I graduated from ODU in 1991 with a BA in Geography. From 1991-2001, I was a cartographer specializing in digital maps for GPS systems for both the government and private sector.

In 2001, I took a break to focus on motherhood. As a result, I was able to devote full time care for my kids, my live in grandfather, as well as my mother.

For the past 8 years, I worked in a management position for Jones New York but the recent closing of the store necessitated a change.

Care.com appealed to me for the scope if opportunities that are available and that fit with my skill set. I am hard-working, detail oriented, punctual, easy to talk to and fun to be around due to my positive attitude.

I have experience with: childcare, cancer patient care, elder care (including wheelchair assistance), house-sitting, pet-care, website order fulfillment, appointment scheduling, insurance billing resolution, party planning/catering, furniture restoration, customer service, answering phones/taking messages, driving, gardening, as well as all the tasks required for a successful household or business.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Details of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: January 23, 2016 03:26PM

Care.com appealed to me for the scope if opportunities that are available and that fit with my skill set. I am hard-working, detail oriented, punctual, easy to talk to and fun to be around due to my positive attitude.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: mr deez' ()
Date: January 23, 2016 04:24PM

18006361067 Wrote:
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> I haven't heard the last few episodes yet. It's
> still just unbelievably irritating that they try
> to pass these things off on a dedicated listener
> base.
>
> Nobody cares about it unless you lie, dummies.
> It's got to be pathological, because what are they
> protecting? Timeliness? Hell, the show would be
> much better if they tried to be evergreen instead
> of wasting time on the inherently old news.

To get the answer you must kill brain cells and look at it from their limited and stupid perspective.

LFF and LPS think they are on a radio show. One that just happens to be on the internet in podcast form, but still a show that's ready to plug-and-play on the radio complete with commercial breaks, multiple resets, morning zoo gimmicks and a laugh track.

Of course, the reality is, they are not a radio show, they are 3 guys sitting around talking bullshit and trying to scheme a dwindling number of fans from a bygone age into supporting them on the slow march on...Until the chance to get back on the radio (which is never coming) will come.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 23, 2016 08:19PM

Les Claypool plays BASS but I'm not surprised Robb think's he plays drums for Primus



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/23/2016 08:20PM by peekza.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 23, 2016 08:22PM

Meet Cary Wrote:
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> I am a married mother of two teens I graduated
> from ODU in 1991 with a BA in Geography. From
> 1991-2001, I was a cartographer specializing in
> digital maps for GPS systems for both the
> government and private sector.
>
> In 2001, I took a break to focus on motherhood. As
> a result, I was able to devote full time care for
> my kids, my live in grandfather, as well as my
> mother.
>
> For the past 8 years, I worked in a management
> position for Jones New York but the recent closing
> of the store necessitated a change.
>
> Care.com appealed to me for the scope if
> opportunities that are available and that fit with
> my skill set. I am hard-working, detail oriented,
> punctual, easy to talk to and fun to be around due
> to my positive attitude.
>
> I have experience with: childcare, cancer patient
> care, elder care (including wheelchair
> assistance), house-sitting, pet-care, website
> order fulfillment, appointment scheduling,
> insurance billing resolution, party
> planning/catering, furniture restoration, customer
> service, answering phones/taking messages,
> driving, gardening, as well as all the tasks
> required for a successful household or business.

oh God

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Care.com ()
Date: January 23, 2016 10:36PM

Is she really on Care.com? Holy shit!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Spewacked ()
Date: January 23, 2016 11:46PM

Wonder if she'll shovel snow

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: January 23, 2016 11:57PM

Spewacked Wrote:
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> Wonder if she'll shovel snow

Well, she has to at home, since she knows that if Robb actually got off his ass to try, he'd have a heart attack within 5 minutes.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: January 24, 2016 01:22AM

I'm sure my views on parenthood are outdated, but who doesn't make their kids shovel snow? That "no place to put it" stuff is bullshit. Just put it on top of the snow you didn't shovel. What a fucking retard Fatt Rob is.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Cary and Carla ()
Date: January 24, 2016 08:04AM

Cary: Robb wouldn't help me shovel yesterday evening as the snow ended, since Blue Hawaii was on TV. He wouldn't record it (he owns 3 copies in various formats) because he wanted to experience the "viewing experience" at the same time as the rest of the nation.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Overt Operative ()
Date: January 24, 2016 08:07AM

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Spewacked Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Wonder if she'll shovel snow
>
> Well, she has to at home, since she knows that if
> Robb actually got off his ass to try, he'd have a
> heart attack within 5 minutes.


If only the TMOS Snow Blower was still around...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Old Fashioned = Spinach ()
Date: January 24, 2016 10:30AM

An Old Fashioned is like Spinach to Robb. He told Cary he would be out to help shovel after having one. Unfortunately after his fifth one, he fell asleep. Damn genetics!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Thickness ()
Date: January 24, 2016 10:32AM

Enjoy Your Day Of Rest My Beautiful White Round Bouncy Brunette Delicious Sweet Babies Obsessing Over Other Men's Lives And Wives. .....



~SLV~

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Thickness = Robb ()
Date: January 24, 2016 01:37PM

Is Thickness Robb?

Repetition and catchphrases (SLV) in lieu of original humor? Check
OCD compulsion to get the last word in, no matter how lame? Check
Copy and paste phrases to allow posting while intoxicated? Check
Subconscious hostility towards Kappy (for being rich without working) and Carla (for having sex with Mike whenever she wants, plus not having to work)? Check

You just KNOW he would love to include Elvis or Sir Paul in his sex fantasies, but that would blow his cover.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: crying wives ()
Date: January 24, 2016 01:40PM

The 5000 Details of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> Care.com appealed to me for the scope if
> opportunities that are available and that fit with
> my skill set. I am hard-working, detail oriented,
> punctual, easy to talk to and fun to be around due
> to my positive attitude.

It seems detail oriented does not include proofreading.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Cary On My Wayward Hun ()
Date: January 24, 2016 01:52PM

Care.com Wrote:
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> Is she really on Care.com? Holy shit!


math checks out
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Cary Cares ()
Date: January 24, 2016 02:00PM

She didn't mention her special needs husband.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Just released ()
Date: January 24, 2016 02:50PM

Check this out.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 24, 2016 03:00PM

Cary On My Wayward Hun Wrote:
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> Care.com Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Is she really on Care.com? Holy shit!
>
>
> math checks out


I can 't believe THAT'S the picture she used

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: January 24, 2016 03:06PM

"Be a man and ride me"

?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: January 24, 2016 04:10PM

Godless
Eyes
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: January 24, 2016 04:13PM

Sorry, should have previewed it. I was going for this:
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: January 24, 2016 06:21PM

Thickness = Robb Wrote:
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> Is Thickness Robb?
>
> Repetition and catchphrases (SLV) in lieu of
> original humor? Check
> OCD compulsion to get the last word in, no matter
> how lame? Check
> Copy and paste phrases to allow posting while
> intoxicated? Check
> Subconscious hostility towards Kappy (for being
> rich without working) and Carla (for having sex
> with Mike whenever she wants, plus not having to
> work)? Check
>
> You just KNOW he would love to include Elvis or
> Sir Paul in his sex fantasies, but that would blow
> his cover.


He's done his best to kill the TMOS, now he's applying his talents to this thread. Don't remember who said it to give him (her?) credit, but he's the only one who's still invested in the show. LFF gave up and is phoning it in (literally). Oscar holds his nose and shows up for a paycheck. Buzz is long gone. We all used to be turbo fans, at least of the LFF + Geronimo days, and we're off the reservation now. The only one left who still gives a damn about TMOS is Robb, so why wouldn't he be here defending it in his own weird way?

It's not like he has a shortage of free time, or potential employers reaching out to him.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/24/2016 06:21PM by my name goes here.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: January 24, 2016 07:27PM

Shouldn't Robbb be the one driving for Uber to make a little extra money for his family? He's got endless amounts of free time and it would actually be a potential source of things to talk about for TMOS other than TV and his fucking jukebox. He would even have a captive audience for his annoying shtick. Just think about how many times he could work in "Caaarrr!" to his passengers who have no idea why he's cackling like a deranged mental patient.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 24, 2016 07:40PM

my name goes here Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Thickness = Robb Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Is Thickness Robb?
> >
> > Repetition and catchphrases (SLV) in lieu of
> > original humor? Check
> > OCD compulsion to get the last word in, no
> matter
> > how lame? Check
> > Copy and paste phrases to allow posting while
> > intoxicated? Check
> > Subconscious hostility towards Kappy (for being
> > rich without working) and Carla (for having sex
> > with Mike whenever she wants, plus not having
> to
> > work)? Check
> >
> > You just KNOW he would love to include Elvis or
> > Sir Paul in his sex fantasies, but that would
> blow
> > his cover.
>
>
> He's done his best to kill the TMOS, now he's
> applying his talents to this thread. Don't
> remember who said it to give him (her?) credit,
> but he's the only one who's still invested in the
> show. LFF gave up and is phoning it in
> (literally). Oscar holds his nose and shows up for
> a paycheck. Buzz is long gone. We all used to be
> turbo fans, at least of the LFF + Geronimo days,
> and we're off the reservation now. The only one
> left who still gives a damn about TMOS is Robb, so
> why wouldn't he be here defending it in his own
> weird way?
>
> It's not like he has a shortage of free time, or
> potential employers reaching out to him.


math checks out

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 24, 2016 07:41PM

My finger smells like funny Wrote:
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> Shouldn't Robbb be the one driving for Uber to
> make a little extra money for his family? He's got
> endless amounts of free time and it would actually
> be a potential source of things to talk about for
> TMOS other than TV and his fucking jukebox. He
> would even have a captive audience for his
> annoying shtick. Just think about how many times
> he could work in "Caaarrr!" to his passengers who
> have no idea why he's cackling like a deranged
> mental patient.


oh God...you're right

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: January 24, 2016 08:41PM

Even with dollar a gallon gas, Robb wouldn't break even.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Overt Operative ()
Date: January 24, 2016 08:51PM

My finger smells like funny Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Shouldn't Robbb be the one driving for Uber to
> make a little extra money for his family? He's got
> endless amounts of free time and it would actually
> be a potential source of things to talk about for
> TMOS other than TV and his fucking jukebox.

Aye but here's the rub: It would be an admission that being LFF's indentured servant doesn't pay the bills.

Can you imagine being driven by LPS? His car probably reeks of man grease and stale fast food. He'll play some episode of TMOS and cackle the entire ride. His first rating would net him 1 star, he'd disappear from the map of available drivers, and the "experiment" will be passed off as simply a "bit"—if it's even mentioned on the "show", that is.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Gig Economist ()
Date: January 24, 2016 08:54PM

Robb is ready to post his profile on IDontCare.com.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 24, 2016 09:47PM

Gig Economist Wrote:
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> Robb is ready to post his profile on
> IDontCare.com.


Oh Hell yesssssssssssssssssss

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Seldom Post ()
Date: January 24, 2016 09:55PM

I have to give Cary credit for trying, it's tough losing a job at 47...not sure why she would choose that picture but the post is real.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Goss Garage ()
Date: January 24, 2016 09:59PM

Overt Operative Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> My finger smells like funny Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Shouldn't Robbb be the one driving for Uber to
> > make a little extra money for his family? He's
> got
> > endless amounts of free time and it would
> actually
> > be a potential source of things to talk about
> for
> > TMOS other than TV and his fucking jukebox.
>
> Aye but here's the rub: It would be an admission
> that being LFF's indentured servant doesn't pay
> the bills.
>
> Can you imagine being driven by LPS? His car
> probably reeks of man grease and stale fast food.
> He'll play some episode of TMOS and cackle the
> entire ride. His first rating would net him 1
> star, he'd disappear from the map of available
> drivers, and the "experiment" will be passed off
> as simply a "bit"—if it's even mentioned on the
> "show", that is.

And God help you if he needs to jump start the battery during your ride.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Larry K. ()
Date: January 24, 2016 11:39PM

I still don't think Blobb could maintain the character of Thickness for this length of time. He'd have slipped and posted or said something directly incriminating, like drunkenly mis-posting a Thickness comment to his Facebook wall. Also, Thick may incorporate references to other messages in his posts, but doesn't often reply directly. Blobb's ego wouldn't allow him to let some of the replies Thick's gotten to pass by without comment. For example the Hawaii stories, when we question the details like time of day, locations, or the idea of going to Hawaii for shopping, real Blobb would immediately go into defensive mode, just like on the failcast. Thick mostly ignores those kind of posts. I don't doubt that Blobb's posted here, but is far too lazy to keep up with what Thickness shits out regularly (another way he's totally unlike Blobb).

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: January 24, 2016 11:57PM

Larry K. Wrote:
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> I still don't think Blobb could maintain the
> character of Thickness for this length of time.
> He'd have slipped and posted or said something
> directly incriminating, like drunkenly mis-posting
> a Thickness comment to his Facebook wall. Also,
> Thick may incorporate references to other messages
> in his posts, but doesn't often reply directly.
> Blobb's ego wouldn't allow him to let some of the
> replies Thick's gotten to pass by without comment.
> For example the Hawaii stories, when we question
> the details like time of day, locations, or the
> idea of going to Hawaii for shopping, real Blobb
> would immediately go into defensive mode, just
> like on the failcast. Thick mostly ignores those
> kind of posts. I don't doubt that Blobb's posted
> here, but is far too lazy to keep up with what
> Thickness shits out regularly (another way he's
> totally unlike Blobb).

100% correct. Rob(b) just couldn't do it. His idea of trolling the board is to post about "getting out of the basement". Period.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: January 25, 2016 12:00AM

I did enjoy the moment on "Friday's" show when Oscar knocked rob(b) down a few pegs about that shitty Sean Lennon song.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: January 25, 2016 12:34AM

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> I did enjoy the moment on "Friday's" show when
> Oscar knocked rob(b) down a few pegs about that
> shitty Sean Lennon song.

And the cool part was that in his ignorance, Oscar was bluffing. Although he didn't know it.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: B'rilliant ()
Date: January 25, 2016 12:44AM

Been listening to the last year of Don and Mike on paintyourbaldspot. An insta-delete for me is any interview segment where there's a lame guest and Don and Mike do Larry voices or Elvis voices. They called them Larry to Larry or E to E. Absolutely painfully bad.

I listened to their shock collar trivia show and Robb wanted to try it out. Don said "this is for all of those Larry to Larry interview bookings you did" as he pushed the button. I had no idea those were a Robb invention but I'm not surprised. That piece of shit had his hands in on all of the worst Don and Mike segments. If you told me he was a spy from Opie and Anthony and his goal was to make the show as bad as possible, I'd believe you.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The Criticizer ()
Date: January 25, 2016 01:54AM

Also about Fatt Rob: Calling coke "booger sugar" isn't cool, hip, happening, or even ironic. It's just sad.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: mr deez' ()
Date: January 25, 2016 08:16AM

Larry K. Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I still don't think Blobb could maintain the
> character of Thickness for this length of time.
> He'd have slipped and posted or said something
> directly incriminating, like drunkenly mis-posting
> a Thickness comment to his Facebook wall. Also,
> Thick may incorporate references to other messages
> in his posts, but doesn't often reply directly.
> Blobb's ego wouldn't allow him to let some of the
> replies Thick's gotten to pass by without comment.
> For example the Hawaii stories, when we question
> the details like time of day, locations, or the
> idea of going to Hawaii for shopping, real Blobb
> would immediately go into defensive mode, just
> like on the failcast. Thick mostly ignores those
> kind of posts. I don't doubt that Blobb's posted
> here, but is far too lazy to keep up with what
> Thickness shits out regularly (another way he's
> totally unlike Blobb).


Agreed. Thickness is probably mentally ill and I'm sure he gets off at the suggestion that he is Rob. But he's not even that "special" he's just a weirdo with a strange fetish. He's been around so long he obviously takes enjoyment out of being here in a perverse way, so good on him for that I guess. Not that much different from the rest of us in that regard, he's just a whacked out idiot in a room full of regular, hateful idiots.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: robbs dark desire ()
Date: January 25, 2016 09:56AM

mr.thickness: grow the fuck up

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike D1 ()
Date: January 25, 2016 10:29AM

robbs dark desire Wrote:
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> mr.thickness: grow the fuck up


Pretty much yeah. But it's never going to happen. It's a lame schtick but he never seems to tire of it. I always wonder what he's getting off on by doing it. It's just sad and tiresome. No creativity, no humor, just pathetic repetition.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: faggot porn ()
Date: January 25, 2016 10:34AM

Some loser is posting faggot porn in all the other threads but he doesnt have the balls to come post it in here. What a pussy.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Thickness ()
Date: January 25, 2016 10:35AM

Stunning Beauty





~SLV~
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not normal.jpg

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Fatty for Putin ()
Date: January 25, 2016 10:47AM

faggot porn Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Some loser is posting faggot porn in all the other
> threads but he doesnt have the balls to come post
> it in here. What a pussy.


What's wrong?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: exffx ()
Date: January 25, 2016 11:01AM

At least Cary's trying to support her family and not playing make believe outlet store manager in her basement. Robb on the other hand is a big load.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Cary is a mer MAN! ()
Date: January 25, 2016 11:06AM

exffx Wrote:
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> At least Cary's trying to support her family and
> not playing make believe outlet store manager in
> her basement. Robb on the other hand is a big
> load.


Are you retarded or new here or both. Cary is a dude dumb fuq


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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. ()
Date: January 25, 2016 11:18AM

exffx Wrote:
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> At least Cary's trying to support her family and
> not playing make believe outlet store manager in
> her basement. Robb on the other hand is a big
> load.

Agreed. Had a little laugh listening to Tony Perkins' recent show with Spewak as co-host when Tony thanked him for filling in for Gary. He said, in all sincerity, it was nice that Spewak was able to do it, in light of his work on TMOS and all the other things he must do. Spewak said, no, TMOS is it.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Thickness ()
Date: January 25, 2016 11:48AM

She Is A Stunning White Fox, Right My Beautiful White Round Bouncy Brunette Delicious Sweet Babies Obsessing Over Other Men's Lives And Wives.....

~SLV~ ~SWF~

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 25, 2016 11:50AM

Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> exffx Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > At least Cary's trying to support her family
> and
> > not playing make believe outlet store manager
> in
> > her basement. Robb on the other hand is a big
> > load.
>
> Agreed. Had a little laugh listening to Tony
> Perkins' recent show with Spewak as co-host when
> Tony thanked him for filling in for Gary. He said,
> in all sincerity, it was nice that Spewak was able
> to do it, in light of his work on TMOS and all the
> other things he must do. Spewak said, no, TMOS is
> it.


what about the talent shows? Do those not generate income?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Thickness ()
Date: January 25, 2016 11:54AM

Maui In 8 Days Babies, Can't Wait To Hit The ABC Stores And Hard Rock Cafe!!!!

Will Advise. ~SLV~

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: yep sure the best ()
Date: January 25, 2016 12:02PM

Please Jump Into An Active Volcano.


Kay Sirah Sirah
2
0
1
6

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: January 25, 2016 12:20PM

A Robb Spewak Tip of the day!®


"Keep a plaid coat with you at all times for emergencies!"

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 25, 2016 12:36PM

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> A Robb Spewak Tip of the day!®
>
>
> "Keep a plaid coat with you at all times for
> emergencies!"


patter in the front pocket is mandatory

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Thank you Jonas ()
Date: January 25, 2016 12:54PM

Domestic situations in all 3 TMOS hosts' homes this weekend. No show today.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 25, 2016 12:57PM

Apparently, Mike was all snowed in down in Florida...Keep telling yourself you and Robb could do the show without Oscar Mike

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike lover ()
Date: January 25, 2016 01:14PM

I would LOVE to hear Mike do a 1-man 70-min show. Just Mike and his IPA craft beers waxing poetic about life.

I envision something like the sleep-deprived Larry King rant.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Wolfman Hackk ()
Date: January 25, 2016 01:14PM

The attached was posted last night. Ok, I'm not going to kick LFF when his mother apparently is in seriously poor health. Well, maybe a little kick. Why post this on Facebook, as if his beloved mother is going to read it? Such an obvious ploy to generate sympathy from the klubbers. Why not just do the typical FB thing and ask for thoughts and prayers for a loved one who is ill? No, LFF has to wax poetic in a faux message to his mother.

What are the odds LFF actually said these words to his mother?
Attachments:
hmmmm.JPG

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 25, 2016 01:16PM

Mike lover Wrote:
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> I would LOVE to hear Mike do a 1-man 70-min show.
> Just Mike and his IPA craft beers waxing poetic
> about life.
>
> I envision something like the sleep-deprived Larry
> King rant.


Mike wouldn't be able to post it...damn genetics

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 25, 2016 01:19PM

Wolfman Hackk Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> The attached was posted last night. Ok, I'm not
> going to kick LFF when his mother apparently is in
> seriously poor health. Well, maybe a little kick.
> Why post this on Facebook, as if his beloved
> mother is going to read it? Such an obvious ploy
> to generate sympathy from the klubbers. Why not
> just do the typical FB thing and ask for thoughts
> and prayers for a loved one who is ill? No, LFF
> has to wax poetic in a faux message to his mother.
>
>
> What are the odds LFF actually said these words to
> his mother?


the smile in your voice is quieter now? WTF is that?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: vintage ()
Date: January 25, 2016 01:24PM

peekza Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Mike lover Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I would LOVE to hear Mike do a 1-man 70-min
> show.
> > Just Mike and his IPA craft beers waxing poetic
> > about life.
> >
> > I envision something like the sleep-deprived
> Larry
> > King rant.
>
>
> Mike wouldn't be able to post it...damn genetics

You could go help him peekza in between sucking him off.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: January 25, 2016 01:25PM

"The smile in your voice is quieter now, I know you're doing your best."

I KNOW YOU'RE DOING YOUR BEST???? Fuck you Fucky McFuckerton from Fucktown.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 25, 2016 01:26PM

vintage Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mike lover Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I would LOVE to hear Mike do a 1-man 70-min
> > show.
> > > Just Mike and his IPA craft beers waxing
> poetic
> > > about life.
> > >
> > > I envision something like the sleep-deprived
> > Larry
> > > King rant.
> >
> >
> > Mike wouldn't be able to post it...damn
> genetics
>
> You could go help him peekza in between sucking
> him off.

ooooooooooooooooooooooh...wicked burn...well now I've been put in my place

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 25, 2016 01:27PM

It was noble of Mike to wish his mother wasn't in pain....Must be the Irish in him

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: A Postrophe Kid ()
Date: January 25, 2016 02:03PM

The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> "The smile in your voice is quieter now, I know
> you're doing your best."
>
> I KNOW YOU'RE DOING YOUR BEST???? Fuck you Fucky
> McFuckerton from Fucktown.


What an ass. Like a true child he prays for his convenience rather than a loved one's release from pain.

Also-the big atheist tough guy believes in the power of prayer suddenly? Next he'll be handing out little copies of the constitution.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 25, 2016 02:05PM

yeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: A Postrophe Kid ()
Date: January 25, 2016 02:06PM

No greater love does a mother have for a son than when he can confidently say

"I know that you wouldn't mind some more time with us..."

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: A Postrophe Kid ()
Date: January 25, 2016 02:07PM

peekza Wrote:
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> It was noble of Mike to wish his mother wasn't in
> pain....Must be the Irish in him


We'll know if he writes a limerick about her.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Lordy ()
Date: January 25, 2016 02:09PM

That kind of shit is just painful and really has no place on social media. You love your dying mom? Go tell her. Don't post on Facebook in an obvious ploy for attention/likes. It's petty of Mike and demeaning to his mother and family.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 25, 2016 02:11PM

A Postrophe Kid Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It was noble of Mike to wish his mother wasn't
> in
> > pain....Must be the Irish in him
>
>
> We'll know if he writes a limerick about her.


thump thump thump

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 25, 2016 02:12PM

A Postrophe Kid Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> No greater love does a mother have for a son than
> when he can confidently say
>
> "I know that you wouldn't mind some more time with
> us..."


I wonder if she ever saw God in HIS eyes

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Irish Mike ()
Date: January 25, 2016 02:13PM

You'll Rest in R-I-P!!!

Thump, thump, thump!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 25, 2016 02:16PM

Irish Mike Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> You'll Rest in R-I-P!!!
>
> Thump, thump, thump!


It's like we're in the room

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: January 25, 2016 02:20PM

He doesn't want her in pain, but what about the previous 56 years?

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