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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: yep sure the best ()
Date: January 20, 2016 07:15PM

Wolfman Hackk Wrote:
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> Do you wonder where LPS gets his great sense of
> humor...and OCD? Look no further than his Uncle
> Dad. Mike made it clear on Facebook that his
> mother was having health issues (but is doing
> better now). That brought on the expected
> "thoughts and prayers" responses from Klubbers.
> Understandable. But not the dickish Horny Bob. He
> had to post his daily pic of a scantily clad woman
> for Mike's supposed enjoyment. (Does Mike not have
> the balls to say "ok, you can stop with these
> posts now, asshole"?) Who cares if Mike is dealing
> with a serious family matter? Horny Bob has to
> post his daily pic, dammit!
>
> I can only guess that Uncle Dad laughs into his
> wrist like his devil spawn as soon as he posts his
> pic each day. Ain't he racy? Ain't he dirty? Ain't
> he a rascal?

Another nasty old man who thinks he's covering up his perviness with his 'charm'.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: January 20, 2016 07:42PM

I'm guessing there will be no weight loss challenges in 2016.

As for horny Bob, where do you think Eight gets his sense of timing?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 20, 2016 08:11PM

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> I'm guessing there will be no weight loss
> challenges in 2016.
>
> As for horny Bob, where do you think Eight gets
> his sense of timing?


It will follow the TMOS Book Club discussions? Remember that? It died the second Kappy's check cleared

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 20, 2016 08:34PM

707...Semper Fat
Attachments:
You're next Ronick.jpg

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Thickness ()
Date: January 20, 2016 08:47PM

Ello (Salad Fingers)




~SLV~

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: robbs dark desire ()
Date: January 20, 2016 09:01PM

thickness or as they call him in the locker room " lil cock " , what the hell is a camera tune up? don't you tire of this incessant bullshit...lonely lonely manchild

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 18006361067 ()
Date: January 20, 2016 10:44PM

We could run him up out of here? The old plan of ignoring him didn't work. What would? I'd prefer that he either troll well or actually participate over this.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: January 20, 2016 11:18PM

If people would actually ignore him, but no, they always take the bait.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: January 20, 2016 11:28PM

I think if you're a registered user you have the option of not seeing posts from other registered users of your choice. If you haven't done that I don't know what to tell you.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 20, 2016 11:46PM

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> If people would actually ignore him, but no, they
> always take the bait.


ahahahahaha...Damn Genetics

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: aabbcc ()
Date: January 21, 2016 12:04AM

I don't know why you keep giving Enzo attention but most of you guys do.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Kudos Guy ()
Date: January 21, 2016 12:08AM

Enzo was much better

aabbcc Wrote:
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> I don't know why you keep giving Enzo attention
> but most of you guys do.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: mr deez' ()
Date: January 21, 2016 12:09AM

aabbcc Wrote:
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> I don't know why you keep giving Enzo attention
> but most of you guys do.

This really is the answer. Even if he doesn't get tired of being in an echo chamber (which, a sad kind of kudos for the dedication to be a sad outsider on this of all topics about a sad, outsider podcast) but he gets his jollies with too much recognition, so he's not in an echo chamber at all.

Stick to the show-wo-wo critiques and jokes and it will be better. However, this is the internet and even the trolls have trolls. I guess you just gotta SLV

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Live and let liver ()
Date: January 21, 2016 04:11AM

Hey, if the kid in the back of the room wants to lick the window, let him lick the window. If the janitor doesn't mind, why should we?

The only one who might take offense is Mike, since the 'windows' in this case are the heart-shaped nether regions of Mike's female acquaintances. But, given his laziness, he might consider outsourcing these activities to be a good thing.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: January 21, 2016 06:34AM

What they need to do is outsource their curated items and silo the remaining things on their bbc.co plate to better think outside the box.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Oscar's Vocabulary Test ()
Date: January 21, 2016 07:58AM

The Thickness repetition and incessant use of the Hall & Oates listen line scream Robb...or someone related to Robb. The obsession with sex, and explicit references to Carla, which I don't think Robb would dare even as an anonymous poster, all point to HBS being Mr Thickness (let's be honest, Robb is basically a eunuch with his fat cutting off his body's access to his testicles).

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike D1 ()
Date: January 21, 2016 08:36AM

The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> I think if you're a registered user you have the
> option of not seeing posts from other registered
> users of your choice. If you haven't done that I
> don't know what to tell you.


If only you were correct about this. I've looked and unfortunately I can't find an ignore or hide function.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 18006361067 ()
Date: January 21, 2016 09:16AM

It's truly incredible that HBS still posts those nsfw photos. Every day? It's like a tick.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hey, apostrophe S face! ()
Date: January 21, 2016 09:16AM

18006361067 Wrote:
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> I like all the interns and sidekicks. Pony uh huhs
> and laughs, but at least it sounds and feels
> genuine. He's having fun, not trying to impress
> the boss. Rob Ford is a damn star. Mac forced the
> best episode of the year onto them unexpectedly.
> Any of them > Rob Spewack.

And they ignore something that could be mined for interesting/amusing/real material: Cary's new circumstances.

Hopin'(for Better) Carla: From Dealing with Shitty Outlet Mall Customers to (Literally) Picking up Shit. The Story of Crying Cary Spewak's Path from Retail Manager to Professional Dog Walker.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hey, apostrophe S face! ()
Date: January 21, 2016 09:20AM

18006361067 Wrote:
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> I like all the interns and sidekicks. Pony uh huhs
> and laughs, but at least it sounds and feels
> genuine. He's having fun, not trying to impress
> the boss. Rob Ford is a damn star. Mac forced the
> best episode of the year onto them unexpectedly.
> Any of them > Rob Spewack.

And they ignore something that could be mined for interesting/amusing/real material: Cary's new circumstances.

Hopin'(for Better) Cary: From Dealing with Shitty Outlet Mall Customers to (Literally) Picking up Shit. The Story of Crying Cary Spewak's Path from Retail Manager to Professional Dog Walker.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hey, apostrophe S face! ()
Date: January 21, 2016 09:23AM

Sorry -- Cary, Carla, I get them confused at times -- alliteration is my Achilles heel.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Banished Words ()
Date: January 21, 2016 10:00AM

"Curate" became a banished word last year. "Silo" hasn't been banished, but swear to God that one, at least the verb form, is WAYYYY overdue! Some other banished words that would be like heroin to Oscar include "stakeholder," "refudiate," "paradigm" and "synergy."

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: A Postrophe Kid ()
Date: January 21, 2016 10:04AM

Live and let liver Wrote:
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> Hey, if the kid in the back of the room wants to
> lick the window, let him lick the window. If the
> janitor doesn't mind, why should we?
>
> The only one who might take offense is Mike, since
> the 'windows' in this case are the heart-shaped
> nether regions of Mike's female acquaintances.
> But, given his laziness, he might consider
> outsourcing these activities to be a good thing.


See- I would guess YOU are Thickness. The delusion that Mike (or anyone) cares and the idea that heart shaped anythings are sexy give you away. That and the Spewak-style language including "acquaintances" and "consider
> outsourcing these activities" mark you.

But you are correct--Thickness should be ignored or enjoyed. Personally, after months of claiming he will produce photos, the idea the needs to "tune" his camera killed him for me!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: RK ()
Date: January 21, 2016 10:27AM

So I downloaded the show today because I wanted to know what happened with his mom, because somehow no one in the klub mentioned that she was ok. Maybe they don't listen either.

Mike told a story about how a 300 lb guy shouldn't take a shit on a plane. Of course Robb agreed. Look in the giant mirror idiots.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: RK ()
Date: January 21, 2016 10:31AM

Hey! Apparently his feeble mother is an alcoholic too! She buys smirk off and puts it in a grey goose bottle and drinks heavily!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekapeekzapaloozaaa ()
Date: January 21, 2016 10:46AM

RK Wrote:
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> Hey! Apparently his feeble mother is an alcoholic
> too! She buys smirk off and puts it in a grey
> goose bottle and drinks heavily!


peek is still on his commute home that began last night, so I'll do his line:

Damn Genetics!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: RK ()
Date: January 21, 2016 10:59AM

Oscar: "Women have body issues and I respect that."

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Todd Hess ()
Date: January 21, 2016 11:02AM

peekza Wrote:
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> Todd Hamster Hess


Peekza Provocadora

-Todd

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is .... something ()
Date: January 21, 2016 11:43AM

All you haters stop downloading the TMOS podcast -- you're costing them money, dammit.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: January 21, 2016 11:55AM

TMOS is .... something Wrote:
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> All you haters stop downloading the TMOS podcast
> -- you're costing them money, dammit.


They make it all back when we post here.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Thickness ()
Date: January 21, 2016 12:12PM

Almost Friday My Beautiful White Round Bouncy Brunette Delicious Sweet Babies Obsessing Over Other Men's Lives And Wives, Hang In There.

~SLV~

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Baba Booey ()
Date: January 21, 2016 12:40PM

Can someone curate a pool on the projected final crash and burn of TMOS?
I'm giving it another (generous) six months.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. ()
Date: January 21, 2016 12:45PM

Open Mike and Hopin' Cary -- nice

Cary is hoping for:
continued sexless relationship with Robb
early death for Robb
death now for HBS
summers spent following Fall Out Boy with daughter
tater tot shortage
tater tot salmonella outbreak
tainted Crown Royal
Birkies recall
car battery explosion
4XL+ hoodie sales
revelations that Elvis was the Jared Fogle and Bill Cosby of his day

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: oscarito ()
Date: January 21, 2016 12:48PM

Baba Booey Wrote:
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> Can someone curate a pool on the projected final
> crash and burn of TMOS?
> I'm giving it another (generous) six months.

TMOS is the Terri Schiavo of podcasts, I fear.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 21, 2016 12:55PM

oscarito Wrote:
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> Baba Booey Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Can someone curate a pool on the projected
> final
> > crash and burn of TMOS?
> > I'm giving it another (generous) six months.
>
> TMOS is the Terri Schiavo of podcasts, I fear.

niiiiice

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Skank ()
Date: January 21, 2016 01:37PM

peekza Wrote:
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> oscarito Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Baba Booey Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Can someone curate a pool on the projected
> > final
> > > crash and burn of TMOS?
> > > I'm giving it another (generous) six months.
> >
> > TMOS is the Terri Schiavo of podcasts, I fear.
>
> niiiiice


In the end, Mike will feign illness and "retire". Spicko will continue his shitty ventures leaving Slobb drowning in his wake. Slobb will beg Spicko for a job and get refused. It will be like the ending of Glengarry Glen Ross; Robb will ask Oscar why he won't help him, Oscar will simply reply "Because I don't like you."

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: A Postrophe Kid ()
Date: January 21, 2016 01:47PM

Mr Thickness Wrote:
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> Almost Friday My Beautiful White Round Bouncy
> Brunette Delicious Sweet Babies Obsessing Over
> Other Men's Lives And Wives, Hang In There.
>
> ~SLV~

Got that camera all tuned up, Thickness?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Cary and Carla ()
Date: January 21, 2016 01:52PM

Cary: Re. my current husband's post-TMOS plans: He's trademarked Robb Mobb and intends to do a niche subscription podcast to his FB fans. He thinks he's set.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Yep Sure The Best ()
Date: January 21, 2016 01:59PM

>
> But you are correct--Thickness should be ignored
> or enjoyed. Personally, after months of claiming
> he will produce photos, the idea the needs to
> "tune" his camera killed him for me!


God help me, I thought that was funny.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: January 21, 2016 02:01PM

Cary and Carla Wrote:
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> Cary: Re. my current husband's post-TMOS plans:
> He's trademarked Robb Mobb and intends to do a
> niche subscription podcast to his FB fans. He
> thinks he's set.


And you are stuck picking up dogshit.

-
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 21, 2016 02:25PM

Cary and Carla Wrote:
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> Cary: Re. my current husband's post-TMOS plans:
> He's trademarked Robb Mobb and intends to do a
> niche subscription podcast to his FB fans. He
> thinks he's set.


oh God...that is EXACTLY what he will try to do...Think Cap'n Steve will air it on KCJJ?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: January 21, 2016 02:35PM

Salad Fingers in the mailbag! Now Oscar has joined Robb in groaning and making gagging noises throughout LFF's impression because it's just SO CREEPY YOU GUYS. Come on, Oscar. You're better than that.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 21, 2016 02:35PM

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> Cary and Carla Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Cary: Re. my current husband's post-TMOS plans:
> > He's trademarked Robb Mobb and intends to do a
> > niche subscription podcast to his FB fans. He
> > thinks he's set.
>
>
> And you are stuck picking up dogshit.
>
> -

niiiiice

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Four Hour Club ()
Date: January 21, 2016 03:24PM

Disgruntled OMearican Wrote:
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> Salad Fingers in the mailbag! Now Oscar has joined
> Robb in groaning and making gagging noises
> throughout LFF's impression because it's just SO
> CREEPY YOU GUYS. Come on, Oscar. You're better
> than that.


Exactly. And to go way back, the only reason they make the gagging noises is because Blob(b) jumped to the conclusion that LFF thought it was truly disgusting and stuck with the bit ever since. His nose was stuck so far up Dear Leader's ass that he couldn't flip-flop in time.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Blobb Spewsack ()
Date: January 21, 2016 03:30PM

It's the "laugh track" mentality.

If I laugh, the audience will think it's funnier.

If I sound creeped out, the audience will feel that too.



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 01/21/2016 03:30PM by Blobb Spewsack.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Fake O Face ()
Date: January 21, 2016 03:34PM

Blobb Spewsack Wrote:
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> It's the "laugh track" mentality.
>
> If I laugh, the audience will think it's funnier.
>
> If I sound creeped out, the audience will feel
> that too.


I feel creeped out when I listen anyway.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: January 21, 2016 03:44PM

Breaking my resolution I don't have a time marking for this but at some point early on Fuckwaddle said something mundane like "I'm going to read another letter" or "I'm going to turn the page now" and Fatt Rob shouted "FANTASTIC!!!" like he thought it was helping.

It wasn't helping.

Made me want to punch his fatt face.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Four Hour Club ()
Date: January 21, 2016 03:47PM

You can't make this shit up, LFF got a mammogram. Damn genetics!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: January 21, 2016 03:48PM

LFF had a mammogram. Since he's a first responder because he may have drunkenly wandered down to ground zero on 9/11, a cop because he used to drink with officer Jerky, and a biker because he owns a scoot he never rides, I suppose he is a woman now. Although maybe he already was, since he was in the room when his children were born. The last time he even had to remind himself that it wasn't about him. Making sacrifices like that is just part of being a mother.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/21/2016 03:50PM by Disgruntled OMearican.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: ccradio ()
Date: January 21, 2016 03:49PM

18006361067 Wrote:
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> It's truly incredible that HBS still posts those
> nsfw photos. Every day? It's like a tick.


I dunno, they're usually pretty benign. There's someone in the Klub, though, who either gets tired of his pictures, or decides that he's gone too far and will report him from time to time. Then HBS spends a few days in Facebook Timeout.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: MR COCK ()
Date: January 21, 2016 04:19PM

Mr Thickness Wrote:
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> Ello (Salad Fingers)
>
>
>
>
> ~SLV~


How did Mr Thickness know salad fingers was going to be on today's show. It's gotta be robb, busted

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: January 21, 2016 04:31PM

ccradio Wrote:
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> 18006361067 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It's truly incredible that HBS still posts
> those
> > nsfw photos. Every day? It's like a tick.
>
>
> I dunno, they're usually pretty benign. There's
> someone in the Klub, though, who either gets tired
> of his pictures, or decides that he's gone too far
> and will report him from time to time. Then HBS
> spends a few days in Facebook Timeout.

From the few I've seen I agree 100% about them being benign. Benign to the point of being pointless. And of course Fuck, Spic, and Fatt act like "oh, someone did something really naughty!" Someone who thinks posting those pictures counts as doing ANYTHING AT ALL has something wrong with him. Kind of explains Fatt Rob's thought process. FANTASTIC!!!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: working man ()
Date: January 21, 2016 05:24PM

The photos are benign enough. Until your regional manager walks in and you have an ass cheek on your screen. It's an unwelcome addition to what is otherwise a safe for everything website. I don't look at ass cheeks (or this site) in front of my boss or parents. It's just a solid philosophy.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: WSH Lax reformed ()
Date: January 21, 2016 05:27PM

Good to know.

edit by Cary: Pornography removed. User, only warning to not flood porn.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/24/2016 07:19PM by Cary.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 21, 2016 05:31PM

why?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: exffx ()
Date: January 21, 2016 05:31PM

"To copy and paste" - It's the TMOS motto...or mission statement if you were to ask Santana.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 21, 2016 06:15PM

Might just be the Worst week of s TMOS ever...The punted shows on Monday and Tuesday followed by Mike's story of Air travel and another round of "What's wrong with Mac" on Wednesday and I'm only halfway through Thursday's shoiw, but we've had the Failbag, a visit from a "local" weatherman(riveting to anybody 1 hour out of DC I'm sure) and we're a break into Mike's Mammogram...Fuck Me...You couldn't even rescue this week if Spewak was beaten to death in studio by lil Robert, Rosie jr and Jibril

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Add-on ()
Date: January 21, 2016 07:16PM

Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. Wrote:
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> Open Mike and Hopin' Cary -- nice
>
> Cary is hoping for:
> continued sexless relationship with Robb
> early death for Robb
> death now for HBS
> summers spent following Fall Out Boy with
> daughter
> tater tot shortage
> tater tot salmonella outbreak
> tainted Crown Royal
> Birkies recall
> car battery explosion
> 4XL+ hoodie sales
> revelations that Elvis was the Jared Fogle and
> Bill Cosby of his day

She's also hoping for explosive diarrhea on Robb's birthday. The disturbing thing is, Robb is hoping for the same thing.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: January 21, 2016 07:17PM

peekza Wrote:
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> Might just be the Worst week of s TMOS ever...The
> punted shows on Monday and Tuesday followed by
> Mike's story of Air travel and another round of
> "What's wrong with Mac" on Wednesday and I'm only
> halfway through Thursday's shoiw, but we've had
> the Failbag, a visit from a "local"
> weatherman(riveting to anybody 1 hour out of DC
> I'm sure) and we're a break into Mike's
> Mammogram...Fuck Me...You couldn't even rescue
> this week if Spewak was beaten to death in studio
> by lil Robert, Rosie jr and Jibril

I disagree. I would pay 99 cents to see that.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Caitlyn J ()
Date: January 21, 2016 07:22PM

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> You can't make this shit up, LFF got a mammogram.
> Damn genetics!


When's his hysterectomy scheduled?

Does this mean that Full Mike is really PMS Mike?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 21, 2016 07:25PM

The bright side? Mike has the breasts of a 20 year old

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: MR COCK ()
Date: January 21, 2016 07:34PM

Salad fingers=Mr Thickness=Robb

Done and Done

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Weekday Highlights ()
Date: January 21, 2016 07:35PM

I haven't heard a complete episode since January 1, and, based on what I've read here, it sounds like I haven't missed anything.

I miss political Mike. Stupid trumps boring. And ANYTHING trumps the Cody anecdotes.

Are any of the new interns hot? I can't imagine signing up for an internship and getting stuck with TMOS.

Can anyone recommend a single show from 2016?

Has Non Committal graced the show with his presence? I hope I missed that.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 21, 2016 07:36PM

Weekday Highlights Wrote:
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>
>
> Has Non Committal graced the show with his
> presence? I hope I missed that.


God Damn you!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Quincy ()
Date: January 21, 2016 07:40PM

peekza Wrote:
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> The bright side? Mike has the breasts of a 20 year
> old


So does Todd Hess. He left the rest of his victim in a bathtub full of ice.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: J Seinfeld ()
Date: January 21, 2016 07:48PM

peekza Wrote:
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> Weekday Highlights Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> >
> > Has Non Committal graced the show with his
> > presence? I hope I missed that.
>
>
> God Damn you!

How many hours of show prep did Mike waste to come up with that name?

I would have gone with Ian Decisive.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: January 21, 2016 09:01PM

^^^^See, this thread has better writers than the failcast! ^^^

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: oscar's immense forehead ()
Date: January 21, 2016 09:36PM

funny how all his "jobs " never interfere with his having time off to travel. someone break down oscar"s probable income for me. it must be considerable, but besides podcasts, whats his main source of income ? and if he can manage his lifestyle from the fucking podcasts only, thats easy money i'd say. oh and that hideous laugh gets more annoying every show. mike says something that doesn't even evoke a grin from me, causes the two morons to erupt in cackles and guffaws.. so fucking phoney..and their derision of greaseman takes a lotta nerve.he did a hell of a lot more show prep than these jackasses. flabby soft mike would have never fucked with greaseman in person. he'd would have got a ass beating.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS's Bottom Line ()
Date: January 21, 2016 09:45PM

Kappy. That is all.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: oscar from remlak3 ()
Date: January 21, 2016 09:48PM

oscar's huge forehead reveals his true origin. he's an alien from outer space. he's bolivian in the same way the coneheads are french. this would explain much.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: January 21, 2016 09:51PM

ADVISED!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 21, 2016 10:02PM

J Seinfeld Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Weekday Highlights Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > >
> > >
> > > Has Non Committal graced the show with his
> > > presence? I hope I missed that.
> >
> >
> > God Damn you!
>
> How many hours of show prep did Mike waste to come
> up with that name?
>
> I would have gone with Ian Decisive.


who aaaaaaaaare these people?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 21, 2016 10:04PM

Quincy Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > The bright side? Mike has the breasts of a 20
> year
> > old
>
>
> So does Todd Hess. He left the rest of his victim
> in a bathtub full of ice.


hiiiiiiyOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 21, 2016 10:06PM

oscar from remlak3 Wrote:
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> oscar's huge forehead reveals his true origin.
> he's an alien from outer space. he's bolivian in
> the same way the coneheads are french. this would
> explain much.


ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Four Hour Club ()
Date: January 22, 2016 02:53AM

J Seinfeld Wrote:
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> I would have gone with Ian Decisive.

Boom bam. That is 100% better, and Ian Decisive probably hasn't had a mammogram.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Too Much Thinking ()
Date: January 22, 2016 06:13AM

Why be clever when you can be lazy?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Robb Schtick ()
Date: January 22, 2016 06:48AM

Fun fact: the name Non Committal is actually an homage to several of Mike's previous DJ names: Non Sober, Non Industrious, and Non Intelligent.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. ()
Date: January 22, 2016 07:52AM

Spewak noted this week that he's always working, 'cause as an entertainer he's constantly assessing which things from his life will be used on TMOS.

He's an Entertainment First Responder!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Robb 's Entertainment Arsenal ()
Date: January 22, 2016 07:56AM

It takes a lot of thinking to come up with "who are you?" and "carrrrr."

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Career Day ()
Date: January 22, 2016 08:01AM

Teacher: So Robert, what does your father do for a living?

Robb Jr: She walks dogs.

Teacher: "She?" No, no. The man of the house, what does HE do?

Robb Jr: My mom's technically the man of the house, but if you are taking about the guy who lives in our basement, he claims to be a Podcaster, but really he just pretend laughs into a computer and sponges off of my mom and a lonely heiress.

Teacher: So tell us about the dog walking....

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: 18006361067 ()
Date: January 22, 2016 08:14AM

Don Commital > Non Commital

Just like the Kraft bit, they don't have the creativity to be even slightly tethered to real life.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: welp welp ()
Date: January 22, 2016 08:37AM

Where can we find the list of the TMOS Amazon Bonus Show Christmas contest winners??

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Chicken Dinner ()
Date: January 22, 2016 10:24AM

welp welp Wrote:
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> Where can we find the list of the TMOS Amazon
> Bonus Show Christmas contest winners??


Yeah, right...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: long time listener ()
Date: January 22, 2016 10:29AM

Has our page count here finally reached Mike's weight?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Thickness ()
Date: January 22, 2016 10:48AM

Week Ends Here, Have A Can Of Beer (JA)!!!

The Beautiful White Round Bouncy Brunette Delicious Sweet Babies Obsessing Over Other Men's Lives And Wives Have Reached Page 707 A Day Ahead Of Schedule!!!!!!

Feel Free To Spend The Rest Of The Day Mutauly Masterbating With Friends And Neighbors While Drinking Cold Heineken And Obsessing Over Robb






~SLV~ FRYDEE

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Bring the Funny ()
Date: January 22, 2016 10:55AM

A bunch of half-assed non-sequiturs do not equate funny.

Non-committal? Really? That's supposed to be humorous? In what parallel universe?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 22, 2016 11:40AM

Too Much Thinking Wrote:
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> Why be clever when you can be lazy?


Why try at all when you can just punt and beg?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekapeekzapaloozaaa ()
Date: January 22, 2016 12:50PM

I'm Punt! He's Beg! We're Punt and Beg!!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: A Postrophe Kid ()
Date: January 22, 2016 12:51PM

Mr Thickness Wrote:
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> Week Ends Here, Have A Can Of Beer (JA)!!!
>
> The Beautiful White Round Bouncy Brunette
> Delicious Sweet Babies Obsessing Over Other Men's
> Lives And Wives Have Reached Page 707 A Day Ahead
> Of Schedule!!!!!!
>
> Feel Free To Spend The Rest Of The Day Mutauly
> Masterbating With Friends And Neighbors While
> Drinking Cold Heineken And Obsessing Over Robb
>
>
>
>
>
>
> ~SLV~ FRYDEE

We'll all have a great weekend,Thickness. You just make sure you have plenty of film for your car. I hear a storm is going to hit Dc/Hawaii/Florida this weekend.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: January 22, 2016 12:58PM

peekapeekzapaloozaaa Wrote:
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> I'm Punt! He's Beg! We're Punt and Beg!!


we joke, but we will hear the "if subs don't go up, I'll pull the plug/we used to have a donate button, don't make us go back to that" speech at least once in the next 30 days

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Oh' The Humanity ()
Date: January 22, 2016 12:59PM

Daily TMOS Affirmation:

"Thank God that (insert most recent political, cultural, entertainment or weather related event) happened, so we don't have to do show prep!"

This show would die instantly if it wasn't fed by the oxygen of external events. You can count the bits of original content created by LFF since the first podcast on one hand.

I wonder how many days they will milk the storm in DC.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hey, apostrophe S face! ()
Date: January 22, 2016 01:05PM

Oh' The Humanity Wrote:
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> Daily TMOS Affirmation:
>
> "Thank God that (insert most recent political,
> cultural, entertainment or weather related event)
> happened, so we don't have to do show prep!"
>
> This show would die instantly if it wasn't fed by
> the oxygen of external events. You can count the
> bits of original content created by LFF since the
> first podcast on one hand.
>
> I wonder how many days they will milk the storm in
> DC.

Gotta admit that I'll miss stories of Mike's misadventures with his snow blower (which I nick-named Tom Gavin).

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The Way Oscar Says P!zza ()
Date: January 22, 2016 02:27PM

Quincy Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The bright side? Mike has the breasts of a 20
> year
> > old
>
>
> So does Todd Hess. He left the rest of his victim
> in a bathtub full of ice.


Damn, that is harsh, but it made me laugh out loud. You know what didn't? A 400 man playing the fart sound effect when Kate Winslet was mentioned. Ponderous man.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: January 22, 2016 02:31PM

Any of the Klubbers talking about their O'Meara Assortment of Omaha Steaks? I've had their product and it's just mail order meat for shut-ins. And now they have another sponsor for people who want to buy clothes on approval by mail?

On Thursday Douchie McFuckleton mentioned that they would be pre-taping Friday's show, didn't he? Yet he couldn't be bothered to participate? I for one welcome his absence. The three shows this week that he wasn't on were better than the two he was on.

During the Cake & Cookies commercial 58:44 Katie let slip the TMOS motto: "If we had to be good we wouldn't have gotten a show."

Sounds like El Spic is cruising toward another Kara meltdown.

1:14 "If you ever doubt the power of the artillery in the field" Hold on there, Tater Tot, is there some debate going on that I missed?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Four Hour Club ()
Date: January 22, 2016 02:45PM

LFF made an appearance for a solid 2 of 5 episodes this week. Monday and Tuesday because his Sainted Mother had a doctor's appointment (he didn't see her until Tuesday though) and Friday's pre-taped show because of his mammogram.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Larry K. ()
Date: January 22, 2016 02:46PM

peekza Wrote:
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> peekapeekzapaloozaaa Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm Punt! He's Beg! We're Punt and Beg!!
>
>
> we joke, but we will hear the "if subs don't go
> up, I'll pull the plug/we used to have a donate
> button, don't make us go back to that" speech at
> least once in the next 30 days

You misspelled "minutes".

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: January 22, 2016 03:18PM

Four Hour Club Wrote:
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> LFF made an appearance for a solid 2 of 5 episodes
> this week. Monday and Tuesday because his Sainted
> Mother had a doctor's appointment (he didn't see
> her until Tuesday though) and Friday's pre-taped
> show because of his mammogram.

Yes, he's a solid number two.

But I can't complain because for me his absence improves the show.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Four Hour Club ()
Date: January 22, 2016 03:32PM

The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> Yes, he's a solid number two.
>
> But I can't complain because for me his absence
> improves the show.

LOLscar must have had more input in the previous Closed Mike shows, this week has been mostly bad clickbait lists from yahoo.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: January 22, 2016 04:01PM

The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> On Thursday Douchie McFuckleton mentioned that
> they would be pre-taping Friday's show, didn't he?
> Yet he couldn't be bothered to participate? I
> for one welcome his absence. The three shows this
> week that he wasn't on were better than the two he
> was on.

He said that they had pre-taped it. "You had me turned down when you were doing Oscarazzi" was the comment.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Four Hour Club ()
Date: January 22, 2016 04:17PM

Hilarious that they never once (?) said why he wasn't there on the "Friday" show. WTF. Damn transparency!

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