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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Thickness ()
Date: December 10, 2015 01:44PM

Okay Ladies, Which One Of You 'C' Words Wants A Ride On Space Mountain? Advise Bitches


~SLV~

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: December 10, 2015 03:38PM

686...Semper Fathead



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/10/2015 03:49PM by peekza.
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: December 10, 2015 03:39PM

less than 24 hours after saying Uptown Funk was played out, Robb plays it...you just can't make this shit up

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: December 10, 2015 03:42PM

Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Elvis pillowcase and duvet, etc. Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > You're right. How about this? Spewak on his
> > > execrable Cake and Cookies, opined that Mrs.
> > > Garrett would be a better lover than Jessica
> > > Fletcher. And it was not said as a goof. If
> you
> > > listen, he'd clearly spent a lot of time
> > thinking
> > > about and reaching that conclusion. To her
> > credit,
> > > Katie was repulsed.
> >
> >
> > Sex with Robb would replse anybody...Why do you
> > think Cary cries in her car?
>
> Earlier in C&C, Katie says recently she was seen
> nude by her neighbor. Spewak made her stretch that
> story out so loooooooong. When she tried to move
> ahead too quickly for his enjoyment, he told her
> to slow way down. HBS is so proud.


He has repeatedly described her as a sister...not creepy at all...Mike would approve though

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: December 10, 2015 04:17PM

The first booger of the morning is the best booger of the day. I had an entire serving of shrimp toast.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: December 10, 2015 04:28PM

Actually the "sister" reference is how married guys describe women they gotta dick for around their wives. Kinda that "work wife" thing. It's also how gay men describe their fag hags. So flip a coin or take your pick.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: December 10, 2015 04:35PM

I had a work wife once. The first day I worked with her I called a friend and told him how much I wanted to get a hotel room at lunch and bone the bejeebers out of her. My Lark was rising to her Candleford. It's a thing.

Isn't it cute the way FDB throws out "another radio guy down here" like he's actually a radio guy?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: December 10, 2015 04:45PM

There are radio guys everywhere Mike! But you're sick of "all the BS" REMEMBER?!!!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Todd Hess ()
Date: December 10, 2015 04:57PM

peekza Wrote:
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> less than 24 hours after saying Uptown Funk was
> played out, Robb plays it...you just can't make
> this shit up


For someone that hates the show, you sure do know an awful lot about it.

#KeyboardWarrior


-Todd

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: December 10, 2015 05:06PM

If you step to peekza, you step in mess, faggot. Just to be clear, you can be gay all day long, just don't be the faggot that you clearly aspire to be.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Horseradish ()
Date: December 10, 2015 05:08PM

I used to think that Don was a bad interviewer but Mike takes the cake. Today's guest, Adam Ferrara was pretty funny (when he could get a word in edgewise) but Mike can't ask an intelligent question to save his life. And he made the guest sit through that awful Yahoo news segment, As if anyone would miss it if they just skipped it just once and gave more time to the guest. What an embarrassment.

They also made Ferrara sit through that pointless fruitcake segment for god knows what reason. Mike talks with his mouth full of cake again then yells at Robb for doing the same thing.

Ferrara mentions his show, Top Gear and Mike cuts him off to say that his dad had a nice car once.

Ferrara has a quick anecdote about his confirmation and Mike cuts him off to say that he was confirmed too!

Jesus! What is his fucking problem?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: December 10, 2015 05:13PM

Funny that you should mention Fuckwaddle's father.

MIKE O'MEARA'S FATHER WAS A DRUNKEN WASTE OF MEAT AND SPERM OXYGEN THIEF.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: December 10, 2015 05:14PM

Todd Hess Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > less than 24 hours after saying Uptown Funk was
> > played out, Robb plays it...you just can't make
> > this shit up
>
>
> For someone that hates the show, you sure do know
> an awful lot about it.
>
> #KeyboardWarrior
>
>
> -Todd


first time I've ever heard that here, thanks for the observation

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: December 10, 2015 05:15PM

Todd Hess Wrote:
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>
> #KeyboardWarrior
>
>
> -Todd


not sure you know what that means Tubby Too Hottie

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hey, apostrophe S face! ()
Date: December 10, 2015 05:16PM

Horseradish Wrote:
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> Ferrara has a quick anecdote about his
> confirmation and Mike cuts him off to say that he
> was confirmed too!
>
> Jesus! What is his fucking problem?

686 pages and counting are devoted to that question.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: December 10, 2015 05:17PM

The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> If you step to peekza, you step in mess, faggot.
> Just to be clear, you can be gay all day long,
> just don't be the faggot that you clearly aspire
> to be.


I wish I could make this shit up
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: December 10, 2015 05:18PM

Horseradish Wrote:
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> I used to think that Don was a bad interviewer but
> Mike takes the cake. Today's guest, Adam Ferrara
> was pretty funny (when he could get a word in
> edgewise) but Mike can't ask an intelligent
> question to save his life. And he made the guest
> sit through that awful Yahoo news segment, As if
> anyone would miss it if they just skipped it just
> once and gave more time to the guest. What an
> embarrassment.
>
> They also made Ferrara sit through that pointless
> fruitcake segment for god knows what reason. Mike
> talks with his mouth full of cake again then yells
> at Robb for doing the same thing.
>
> Ferrara mentions his show, Top Gear and Mike cuts
> him off to say that his dad had a nice car once.
>
> Ferrara has a quick anecdote about his
> confirmation and Mike cuts him off to say that he
> was confirmed too!
>
> Jesus! What is his fucking problem?



Clearly Mike is jealous that Adam wasn't interviewing HIM

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekapeekzapaloozaaa ()
Date: December 10, 2015 05:23PM

one of the universe's unanswerables....

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekapeekzapaloozaaa ()
Date: December 10, 2015 05:25PM

peek is a GoldenStateKeyboardWarrior, I'll have you know.

Undefeated, for you non-sportsgames fans.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: December 10, 2015 06:10PM

peekapeekzapaloozaaa Wrote:
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> peek is a GoldenStateKeyboardWarrior, I'll have
> you know.
>
> Undefeated, for you non-sportsgames fans.


thanks for the dime

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike's Work Wife ()
Date: December 10, 2015 06:21PM

Mike's work wife is Robb, who licks Mike's balls and tongues his asshole every chance he gets.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: December 10, 2015 06:25PM

Wait, who da fugg is that in the tutu?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: December 10, 2015 06:30PM

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> Wait, who da fugg is that in the tutu?


Toddie Too Tubbie...literally...Hand to God

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: December 10, 2015 06:30PM

Mike's Work Wife Wrote:
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> Mike's work wife is Robb, who licks Mike's balls
> and tongues his asshole every chance he gets.


no argument there

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: December 10, 2015 07:52PM

Fuckjism with his all powerful diploma doesn't know that Confirmation, like Ordination, is a sacrament performed by a bishop.

There is a superhot woman with incredible hair on Jeopardy tonight. That is all.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Robb's Saggy Boobs ()
Date: December 10, 2015 09:26PM

Mr. Thickness, do you enjoy a nice tomato soup? Please advise.

Just to be clear, I mean a tomato soup enema.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Thickness ()
Date: December 10, 2015 09:51PM

Robb's Saggy Boobs Wrote:
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> Mr. Thickness, do you enjoy a nice tomato soup?
> Please advise.
>
> Just to be clear, I mean a tomato soup enema.


No, Prefer The Olive Garden Line Of Soups

~SLV~

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Date: December 10, 2015 10:40PM

The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> There is a superhot woman with incredible hair on
> Jeopardy tonight. That is all.


Did she win?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: December 10, 2015 10:46PM

Bruno_Hautenfaust Wrote:
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> The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > There is a superhot woman with incredible hair
> on
> > Jeopardy tonight. That is all.
>
>
> Did she win?

Sadly, no. The lesson: gather ye jackings while ye may.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Robb's Saggy Boobs ()
Date: December 10, 2015 11:56PM

Mr. Thickness: do you, like rapper Ice T, have a dope pitbull named Felony? Please advise.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Robb's Saggy Boobs ()
Date: December 11, 2015 12:01AM

Also, have you ever blown a booger out of your nose because the finger wasn't getting the job done and not been able to find where it landed? Does the Five Second Rule apply to boogers? Serious question.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Fuckjism... Good One! ()
Date: December 11, 2015 06:26AM

The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> Fuckjism with his all powerful diploma doesn't
> know that Confirmation, like Ordination, is a
> sacrament performed by a bishop.
>
> There is a superhot woman with incredible hair on
> Jeopardy tonight. That is all.

Will Robbay make fun of the way she talks?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Todd Hess ()
Date: December 11, 2015 09:08AM

peekza Wrote:
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> Todd Hess Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > #KeyboardWarrior
> >
> >
> > -Todd
>
>
> not sure you know what that means Tubby Too Hottie


AT least I am not afraid for my pics to be posted...

#HatersGoingToHate

#KeyboardWarrior

#OCD

#Loser


-Todd

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: BillyBob ()
Date: December 11, 2015 09:30AM

E mailed today...

Give us money and THEN there will be a "Giveaway"!

TMOS HOLIDAY GIVEAWAY!

Hey Folks! We just wanted to remind you that there’s only three days left to get in on the TMOS Holiday Giveaway contest! It’s our own little way of giving back to the greatest listeners on the planet.

All you gotta do is head over HERE and get your yearly Bonus Show Package. Then, you are automatically entered to win one of five $250 gift cards… it’s that easy!

Also, remember that the Bonus Show Package makes a great gift for the TMOS fan in your life… and with our new “Give It” tab… giving it as a present is as easy as can be. Your loved ones will love you for the gift of 52 weeks of joy and laughter.

And before we go, our sincere gratitude. Thanks to you, 2015 was a great year for TMOS… and we can’t wait to see what 2016 has in store for all of us. The best is yet to come!

Cheers… and Happy Holidays--

—Mike, Robb, Oscar and Ponyboy

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Y7FPH ()
Date: December 11, 2015 09:32AM

Why don't you all go fuck yourselves.

Turn off the computers and come out of your moms basement.

Loosers.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Thickness ()
Date: December 11, 2015 09:36AM

Week Ends Here, Have A Can Of Beer (Sloe Joe), Going With Some Ice Cold 805 Tonight!!

Hoping To Hook Up With Kappy Or Lady Baltimore, Or Both, Should Be A Great Goo Gobbling Week End!!!

Running A 10K Saturday Morning, So No Wine Tonight.

Beautiful White Round Bouncy Brunette Delicious Sweet Babies Obsessing Over Other Men's Lives And Wives

~SLV~

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: December 11, 2015 09:50AM

2015 was such a great year Mike threatened to quit if people didn't buy the bonus show.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Four Hour Club ()
Date: December 11, 2015 09:58AM

BillyBob Wrote:
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> E mailed today...
>
> Give us money and THEN there will be a
> "Giveaway"!
>
> TMOS HOLIDAY GIVEAWAY!
>
> Hey Folks! We just wanted to remind you that
> there’s only three days left to get in on the
> TMOS Holiday Giveaway contest! It’s our own
> little way of giving back to the greatest
> listeners on the planet.
>
> All you gotta do is head over HERE and get your
> yearly Bonus Show Package. Then, you are
> automatically entered to win one of five $250 gift
> cards… it’s that easy!
>
> Also, remember that the Bonus Show Package makes a
> great gift for the TMOS fan in your life… and
> with our new “Give It” tab… giving it as a
> present is as easy as can be. Your loved ones
> will love you for the gift of 52 weeks of joy and
> laughter.
>
> And before we go, our sincere gratitude. Thanks to
> you, 2015 was a great year for TMOS… and we
> can’t wait to see what 2016 has in store for all
> of us. The best is yet to come!
>
> Cheers… and Happy Holidays--
>
> —Mike, Robb, Oscar and Ponyboy

They seem to think that if they don't mention it on the show, it's ok to run an illegal lottery.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: exffx ()
Date: December 11, 2015 10:08AM

So they're thanking their listeners by "giving back", but you have to give them money first?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/11/2015 10:09AM by exffx.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is the Best! ()
Date: December 11, 2015 10:12AM

Y7FPH Wrote:
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> Why don't you all go fuck yourselves.
>
> Turn off the computers and come out of your moms
> basement.
>
> Loosers.

Reminds Spewak of George Harrison's great song after the Beatles broke up, "I'm a Looser."

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Thickness ()
Date: December 11, 2015 10:31AM

And You Thought My Spelling Was Bad.....
Tooooooooooooooooooooooo Many O's




~SLV~

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Ermagerd Drted Rfrnce () ()
Date: December 11, 2015 10:55AM

The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> I had a work wife once. The first day I worked
> with her I called a friend and told him how much I
> wanted to get a hotel room at lunch and bone the
> bejeebers out of her. My Lark was rising to her
> Candleford. It's a thing.
>
> Isn't it cute the way FDB throws out "another
> radio guy down here" like he's actually a radio
> guy?

I get obscure British jokes.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: December 11, 2015 11:20AM

Todd Hess Wrote:
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> peekza Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Todd Hess Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > >
> > > #KeyboardWarrior
> > >
> > >
> > > -Todd
> >
> >
> > not sure you know what that means Tubby Too
> Hottie
>
>
> AT least I am not afraid for my pics to be
> posted...
>
> #HatersGoingToHate
>
> #KeyboardWarrior
>
> #OCD
>
> #Loser
>
>
> -Todd


yeah, that's part of your problem Toddie, you should be...you are repulsive

-peekza
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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: December 11, 2015 11:23AM

Y7FPH Wrote:
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> Why don't you all go fuck yourselves.
>
> Turn off the computers and come out of your moms
> basement.
>
> Loosers.


Loosers? classic

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Oh' The Humanity ()
Date: December 11, 2015 11:41AM

Todd. Seriously,what is the endgame here? Are you going to take on the evil empire of and FFXU and Peekza singlehanded on behalf of the TMOS faithful? That is a losing proposition no matter how many clever hashtags you can dream up my friend.

Let us know when you have finally hit rock bottom and realize that TMOS is a travesty of a mockery of a sham and then you can begin the twelve step program here at FFXU. Remember, we were all fans once.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The Troof ()
Date: December 11, 2015 11:42AM

"TMOS Holiday Giveaway!"

It says "All you gotta do is head over HERE and get your yearly Bonus Show Package. Then, you are automatically entered to win one of five $250 gift cards… it’s that easy!"

This means you have to buy the bonus show package to enter, right?

No. The small print at bottom says you can send a postcard to enter.

This smacks of a scam, somebody should flood them with postcards.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Not sure how ()
Date: December 11, 2015 11:45AM

How/why are you guys receiving some kind of email from TMOS?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mike R. ()
Date: December 11, 2015 11:52AM

I got the TMOS email because I used to buy the TMOS bonus package until 3 or so years ago. I'm still on their email list because of that.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: December 11, 2015 11:56AM

That's like "drunk dialing old girlfriends" sad...

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: You suck big ones ()
Date: December 11, 2015 11:57AM

Mr Thickness Wrote:
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> Week Ends Here, Have A Can Of Beer (Sloe Joe),

No, it is actually from The Greaseman. For about the fifth time. Goddam, you are fucking stupid.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: BillyBob ()
Date: December 11, 2015 11:59AM

I used to be in the Klub years ago. I was dis-owned for complaining about political bonus shows. This is after I privately complained to a few members to tell Mike to stop that shit. He would not listen. Now, they beg for people to buy it when they would not try to improve it back then. When I openly said I was not going to re-up because of his, I was banned from the klub but not after many agreed with me. So, now I post here. I still listen FOR FREE. I do buy BOAD because they try. Mike was/is too lazy to make his customers happy. The worst bonus ever was the "Obama is being lynched" episode. Mike went on about this for 45 minutes. I was out. This was the first time I received an e mail. They must be hurting. Karma is a bitch!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: exffx ()
Date: December 11, 2015 12:00PM

Do they mention how winners are selected?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: December 11, 2015 12:07PM

Oh' The Humanity Wrote:
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> Todd. Seriously,what is the endgame here? Are you
> going to take on the evil empire of and FFXU and
> Peekza singlehanded on behalf of the TMOS
> faithful? That is a losing proposition no matter
> how many clever hashtags you can dream up my
> friend.
>
> Let us know when you have finally hit rock bottom
> and realize that TMOS is a travesty of a mockery
> of a sham and then you can begin the twelve step
> program here at FFXU. Remember, we were all fans
> once.


I assume he is trying to curry favor with the Krew and get off their Blocked list

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: December 11, 2015 12:13PM

exffx Wrote:
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> Do they mention how winners are selected?


They will pick one of their friends...just like REAL radio

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Four Hour Club ()
Date: December 11, 2015 03:57PM

Second installment of "TMOS Man on The Street". The first one wasn't great, but at least it didn't suck completely like this one.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: December 11, 2015 04:45PM

Sweetie is no Joe Ardinger.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: December 11, 2015 05:03PM

For those of you keeping score at home, Mike got even with the Home Depot for not replacing a broken, out of warranty pressure washer that he didn't have a receipt for by leaving his broken pressure washer on their repair counter....pro-tip, electric pressure washers are pieces of shit, akin to electric weedeaters, if you get a year out of them, you have won...FYI Robb, Craftsmen tools are made by Ryobi...It is refreshing to see his overconfident ignorance isn't limited to shitty music and TV shows/movies from his childhood

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Overt Operative ()
Date: December 11, 2015 05:09PM

peekza Wrote:
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> For those of you keeping score at home, Mike got
> even with the Home Depot for not replacing a
> broken, out of warranty pressure washer that he
> didn't have a receipt for by leaving his broken
> pressure washer on their repair
> counter....pro-tip, electric pressure washers are
> pieces of shit, akin to electric weedeaters, if
> you get a year out of them, you have won...FYI
> Robb, Craftsmen tools are made by Ryobi...It is
> refreshing to see his overconfident ignorance
> isn't limited to shitty music and TV shows/movies
> from his childhood

Shoulda bought it at Costco. He can return all the crap he buys and then breaks after one use/season. Unless, that is, they've banned him for just that reason.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: December 11, 2015 05:25PM

Joe Ardinger used to have his own pressure washing business.

That Two Year Olds' Christmas Pageant sounds like horrendous child abuse.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Thickness ()
Date: December 11, 2015 05:54PM

Its All About Pizza Pie Tonight Babies, Large West Coast Combo Add Jalepenos Or Hawaiian Add Jelapenos, 12 Hot Wings, 6 Garlic Twists, 6 Mozxerella Sticks, Hot Apple Pie, Unlimited Cold Beers...Carb Up For Tomorrows Ru.
n.




~SLV~

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: December 11, 2015 06:27PM

You suck big ones Wrote:
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> Mr Thickness Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Week Ends Here, Have A Can Of Beer (Sloe Joe),
>
> No, it is actually from The Greaseman. For about
> the fifth time. Goddam, you are fucking stupid.


thank you waddle doodle

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: December 11, 2015 07:49PM

peekza Wrote:
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> For those of you keeping score at home, Mike got
> even with the Home Depot for not replacing a
> broken, out of warranty pressure washer that he
> didn't have a receipt for by leaving his broken
> pressure washer on their repair
> counter....pro-tip, electric pressure washers are
> pieces of shit, akin to electric weedeaters, if
> you get a year out of them, you have won...FYI
> Robb, Craftsmen tools are made by Ryobi...It is
> refreshing to see his overconfident ignorance
> isn't limited to shitty music and TV shows/movies
> from his childhood

To be fair, the place was "a shitshow". Of course that's coming from someone who lets his dogs shit on the carpet. Imagine them actually charging for services! PAYING FOR SERVICES IS QUITE SIMPLY THE BEST WAY TO SUPPORT THE STORE YOU STUPID FAT DRUNKEN FUCK. Not one cent. My cold dead hands. I love Craftsman for hand tools, vanadium pliers make me moist. And the blue and red screwdrivers? I've got wood just thinking about them. If my pressure washer broke I think I'd try to fix it, but that's just me.


Haven't heard about the scoot recently. Wonder if he lost interest in it, like his daughters.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Big "Scoot" ()
Date: December 11, 2015 08:19PM

There's no God in that motorcycle's headlight.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Robin Thickeness ()
Date: December 11, 2015 08:20PM

Mr Thickness Wrote:
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> Its All About Pizza Pie Tonight Babies, Large West
> Coast Combo Add Jalepenos Or Hawaiian Add
> Jelapenos, 12 Hot Wings, 6 Garlic Twists, 6
> Mozxerella Sticks, Hot Apple Pie, Unlimited Cold
> Beers...Carb Up For Tomorrows Ru.
> n.
>
>
>
>
> ~SLV~

Make sure Kappy chows down on those jalepenos and garlic sticks. You deserve a faceful of peppers and aromatics from that heart shaped ass.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Mr Etiquette ()
Date: December 11, 2015 08:29PM

Earlier this week, Mike mentioned having a club soda with his Floridian buddies. He then bought a round and left without settling the bill. Was Mike lying about the club soda? Is skipping out the move of an ex-DJ drunkard or a cold sober dick?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The Comedy Professional ()
Date: December 11, 2015 08:52PM

Horseradish Wrote:
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> I used to think that Don was a bad interviewer but
> Mike takes the cake. Today's guest, Adam Ferrara
> was pretty funny (when he could get a word in
> edgewise) but Mike can't ask an intelligent
> question to save his life. And he made the guest
> sit through that awful Yahoo news segment, As if
> anyone would miss it if they just skipped it just
> once and gave more time to the guest. What an
> embarrassment.
>
> They also made Ferrara sit through that pointless
> fruitcake segment for god knows what reason. Mike
> talks with his mouth full of cake again then yells
> at Robb for doing the same thing.
>
> Ferrara mentions his show, Top Gear and Mike cuts
> him off to say that his dad had a nice car once.
>
> Ferrara has a quick anecdote about his
> confirmation and Mike cuts him off to say that he
> was confirmed too!
>
> Jesus! What is his fucking problem?

Since Mike has a guest, he feels compelled to spend most of the interview making Adam's comments relatable to Mike's life.

Mike regaled us with how he and his high school buddy (Joey, I think) used to drag race, and how they would take turns racing in the oncoming traffic lane. Adam quipped, "So, do you miss Joey?" implying that Joey didn't survive one of the races. Everyone laughed except Mike, who took it as an inquiry as to whether Mike and Joey have stayed in touch over the years. None of his partners took the opportunity to bust his balls, while Mike caught everyone up on his high school acquaintances.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: December 11, 2015 10:17PM

So could anyone hear Adam screaming"I gotta get the fuck out here!" in his head?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: December 11, 2015 10:32PM

When I think about Fuckwaddle in highschool, it's two things:

1. The time he shitted in his pants, and

2. The time he drilled a hole in his sister's shower for peeping purposes.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: December 11, 2015 10:36PM

Also he referred to "getting laid" in high school. I don't think so.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is the Best! ()
Date: December 11, 2015 11:24PM

At least he doesn't call himself Champ.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: December 12, 2015 01:21AM

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> So could anyone hear Adam screaming"I gotta get
> the fuck out here!" in his head?


Mike did make the right read and audible out of the Audio Fault, but Robb got it all in today with a double shot...cause, you know, show prep and all

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: December 12, 2015 01:44AM

TMOS is the Best! Wrote:
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> At least he doesn't call himself Champ.


there is that

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: December 12, 2015 01:45AM

The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> Also he referred to "getting laid" in high school.
> I don't think so.


hot young prostitutes?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: December 12, 2015 01:46AM

The Comedy Professional Wrote:
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> Horseradish Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I used to think that Don was a bad interviewer
> but
> > Mike takes the cake. Today's guest, Adam
> Ferrara
> > was pretty funny (when he could get a word in
> > edgewise) but Mike can't ask an intelligent
> > question to save his life. And he made the
> guest
> > sit through that awful Yahoo news segment, As
> if
> > anyone would miss it if they just skipped it
> just
> > once and gave more time to the guest. What an
> > embarrassment.
> >
> > They also made Ferrara sit through that
> pointless
> > fruitcake segment for god knows what reason.
> Mike
> > talks with his mouth full of cake again then
> yells
> > at Robb for doing the same thing.
> >
> > Ferrara mentions his show, Top Gear and Mike
> cuts
> > him off to say that his dad had a nice car once.
>
> >
> > Ferrara has a quick anecdote about his
> > confirmation and Mike cuts him off to say that
> he
> > was confirmed too!
> >
> > Jesus! What is his fucking problem?
>
> Since Mike has a guest, he feels compelled to
> spend most of the interview making Adam's comments
> relatable to Mike's life.
>
> Mike regaled us with how he and his high school
> buddy (Joey, I think) used to drag race, and how
> they would take turns racing in the oncoming
> traffic lane. Adam quipped, "So, do you miss
> Joey?" implying that Joey didn't survive one of
> the races. Everyone laughed except Mike, who took
> it as an inquiry as to whether Mike and Joey have
> stayed in touch over the years. None of his
> partners took the opportunity to bust his balls,
> while Mike caught everyone up on his high school
> acquaintances.


That's the comedy gene Mike's always bragging about

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Overt Operative ()
Date: December 12, 2015 04:01AM

For those who sacrifice for us: Has LFF mentioned the fact that Buzz has moved to FL, just up the Interstate to the Tampa area? Tarpon Springs, "the sponge capital of the world"—it's where LPS belongs.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/12/2015 04:01AM by Overt Operative.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: December 12, 2015 06:18AM

Todd Hess

7 hrs · 

Ya ever not dare to unfriend someone because you are too fascinated how a person can be such a disaster and you are afraid to miss any of the action???
Oh, by way of transparency, this post isn't about you.

Todd via FB....

Yes Todd, we get it....

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is the Best! ()
Date: December 12, 2015 06:54AM

Overt Operative Wrote:
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> For those who sacrifice for us: Has LFF mentioned
> the fact that Buzz has moved to FL, just up the
> Interstate to the Tampa area? Tarpon Springs, "the
> sponge capital of the world"—it's where LPS
> belongs.

Him of whom (I like how that sounds) LFF does not speak? Ha. That's a big no.

peek would say Buzz moved to be closer to his son.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: buzz buzz ()
Date: December 12, 2015 07:12AM

Kindly Old Buzz needs to update his bio a bit --

Voice Description
My deep voice has been described as velvety, authoritative, credible, and sexy. I can be scary, tough, gentle, wimpy, or silly. Above all, professional.

THE VOICE OF SYLVANIA SILVERSTAR ULTRA HEADLIGHTS, AS SEEN ON FOX, CBS, NBC, THE WEATHER CHANNEL, ESPN, THE SCIENCE CHANNEL, AND MORE!

AND I PROMOTE MY CLIENTS ON ONE OF iTUNES' MOST POPULAR PODCASTS--The Mike O'Meara Show!

Accents, Impersonations, Characters and Dialects
Southern, Cowboy, Hillbilly, Old Man, Young Man, and more.

Styles include: Kiefer Sutherland, Donald Sutherland, James Earl Jones, Sam Elliot, James Spader, Gary Owens, Don LaFontaine, James Garner, William Shatner, Dude Walker.

Impressions include: Maxwell Smart, Paul Lynde, and a few classic Warner Brothers and Hanna-Barbera characters, among others.

My Home Base
Tarpon Springs, Florida, United States

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Fuck em all ()
Date: December 12, 2015 09:07AM

I love how Buzz proudly tries to pass himself off as a poorman's Dude Walker, and really, who the fuck ever needed someone to do an impression of Paul fucking Lynde?? Fuck Buzz, fuck Mike and fuck Robb too

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: BillyBob ()
Date: December 12, 2015 09:11AM

Adam finally made it to TMOS after doing the Junkies. Big gets the left overs from Drab. Also was mentioned on Mr. T. He would do a local Starbucks for local support.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Gimme a Break ()
Date: December 12, 2015 09:19AM

Posting to this useless 600+ page thread be like....
..
..
.
Attachments:
D'OH-Poster.gif

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Useless ()
Date: December 12, 2015 09:27AM

^
^
^

Why?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hello dere ()
Date: December 12, 2015 09:32AM

Gimmeabreak -- you're more correct than you know -- that toy is an apt visual metaphor for TMOS itself.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: December 12, 2015 09:34AM

This is how we entertain ourselves, this is how we are entertained!

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekapeekzapaloozaaa ()
Date: December 12, 2015 09:35AM

This thread is arguably one of the most successful things associated with Mike.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: December 12, 2015 10:22AM

This thread may have more pages than Mike has sold books....

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Carla's Fake Tatrz ()
Date: December 12, 2015 10:26AM

We work harder on comedy, critical analysis, and daily content than the entire TMOS Crew does on their own product. But is it really work if you love what you do?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Oh'The Humanity ()
Date: December 12, 2015 11:51AM

peekapeekzapaloozaaa Wrote:
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> This thread is arguably one of the most successful
> things associated with Mike.


Just sitting here letting it sink in how true this statement is.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: December 12, 2015 04:35PM

Overt Operative Wrote:
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> For those who sacrifice for us: Has LFF mentioned
> the fact that Buzz has moved to FL, just up the
> Interstate to the Tampa area? Tarpon Springs, "the
> sponge capital of the world"—it's where LPS
> belongs.


nary a peep...Oscar did mention it on BOAD though

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: December 12, 2015 04:38PM

buzz buzz Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Kindly Old Buzz needs to update his bio a bit --
>
> Voice Description
> My deep voice has been described as velvety,
> authoritative, credible, and sexy. I can be scary,
> tough, gentle, wimpy, or silly. Above all,
> professional.
>
> THE VOICE OF SYLVANIA SILVERSTAR ULTRA HEADLIGHTS,
> AS SEEN ON FOX, CBS, NBC, THE WEATHER CHANNEL,
> ESPN, THE SCIENCE CHANNEL, AND MORE!
>
> AND I PROMOTE MY CLIENTS ON ONE OF iTUNES' MOST
> POPULAR PODCASTS--The Mike O'Meara Show!

>
> Accents, Impersonations, Characters and Dialects
> Southern, Cowboy, Hillbilly, Old Man, Young Man,
> and more.
>
> Styles include: Kiefer Sutherland, Donald
> Sutherland, James Earl Jones, Sam Elliot, James
> Spader, Gary Owens, Don LaFontaine, James Garner,
> William Shatner, Dude Walker.
>
> Impressions include: Maxwell Smart, Paul Lynde,
> and a few classic Warner Brothers and
> Hanna-Barbera characters, among others.
>
> My Home Base
> Tarpon Springs, Florida, United States

His impression of Maxwell Smart consists of him saying "missed it by this much"

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: December 12, 2015 04:40PM

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> We work harder on comedy, critical analysis, and
> daily content than the entire TMOS Crew does on
> their own product. But is it really work if you
> love what you do?


ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: December 12, 2015 04:42PM

peekapeekzapaloozaaa Wrote:
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> This thread is arguably one of the most successful
> things associated with Mike.


certainly the most entertaining thing associated with TMOS...Literally, Hand to God

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: peekza ()
Date: December 12, 2015 04:43PM

Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote:
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> This thread may have more pages than Mike has sold
> books....


and we haven't begged anybody to buy multiple copies...although I do forward pages to friends to get he word out

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: This Thread Should End ()
Date: December 12, 2015 04:48PM

It be like ....
..
.
Attachments:
Amount-Of-Fucks-Given.jpg

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: December 12, 2015 05:22PM

Racist says what?

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: TMOS is the Best! ()
Date: December 12, 2015 05:52PM

This thread will end when Mike does, or when he and his "cohort" become entertaining.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara ()
Date: December 12, 2015 07:40PM

Oscar will allow Shannon to go Full Bush before this thread dies.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Comedy Jean ()
Date: December 12, 2015 07:44PM

The 5000 Penises of Mike O'Meara Wrote:
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> When I think about Fuckwaddle in highschool, it's
> two things:
>
> 1. The time he shitted in his pants, and
>
> 2. The time he drilled a hole in his sister's
> shower for peeping purposes.


Mike is saving those stories in case Patton visits and admits to wetting his pants as a kid, or checking out one of his sister's friends. It's important to one-up one's guests and impress them with all your schtick.

Your listeners would much rather to stale content than have to process new ideas or stories provided by guests.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Buzz with two z's ()
Date: December 12, 2015 07:51PM

peekza Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> buzz buzz Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Kindly Old Buzz needs to update his bio a bit --
>
> >
> > Voice Description
> > My deep voice has been described as velvety,
> > authoritative, credible, and sexy. I can be
> scary,
> > tough, gentle, wimpy, or silly. Above all,
> > professional.
> >
> > THE VOICE OF SYLVANIA SILVERSTAR ULTRA
> HEADLIGHTS,
> > AS SEEN ON FOX, CBS, NBC, THE WEATHER CHANNEL,
> > ESPN, THE SCIENCE CHANNEL, AND MORE!
> >
> > AND I PROMOTE MY CLIENTS ON ONE OF iTUNES'
> MOST
> > POPULAR PODCASTS--The Mike O'Meara Show!

> >
> > Accents, Impersonations, Characters and
> Dialects
> > Southern, Cowboy, Hillbilly, Old Man, Young
> Man,
> > and more.
> >
> > Styles include: Kiefer Sutherland, Donald
> > Sutherland, James Earl Jones, Sam Elliot, James
> > Spader, Gary Owens, Don LaFontaine, James
> Garner,
> > William Shatner, Dude Walker.
> >
> > Impressions include: Maxwell Smart, Paul Lynde,
> > and a few classic Warner Brothers and
> > Hanna-Barbera characters, among others.
> >
> > My Home Base
> > Tarpon Springs, Florida, United States
>
> His impression of Maxwell Smart consists of him
> saying "missed it by this much"

Tampon Springs would be a more appropriate address for Buzz.

I bet his Young Man impersonation sounds a lot like Wally Cleaver.

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Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: Hot for Teachers ()
Date: December 12, 2015 08:02PM

This week, Oscar was pushing Mike's buttons, regarding Carla going to exercise classes with hot young instructors. Apparently he doesn't realize that his shaved scholarship student may be doing it 'down doggie style' with some of her yoga stud students.

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