MrMephisto Wrote:
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> ANYWAY, back to Carla. Has anybody figured out
> the dollar amount I need to make yet?

I believe a healthy wad of $1's ought to do it, no more than $20/30.

That coupled with some bullshit about being a successful local business man should seal the deal. Tell her you have largest fleet of door-to-door meat vans in FFX county - she'll swallow that story.

After all, Carlita let MOM tell her he was a successful broadcaster!!

dapjdj Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ANYWAY, back to Carla. Has anybody figured out
> > the dollar amount I need to make yet?
>
> I believe a healthy wad of $1's ought to do it, no
> more than $20/30.
>
> That coupled with some bullshit about being a
> successful local business man should seal the
> deal. Tell her you have largest fleet of
> door-to-door meat vans in FFX county - she'll
> swallow that story.
>
> After all, Carlita let MOM tell her he was a
> successful broadcaster!!

Is there a discount for her being in "used but servicable" condition?

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MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Is there a discount for her being in "used but
> servicable" condition?

There should be!! She's had 300+ lbs. of greasy, sweat oozing, alcohol venting man-mountain rolling on top of her skinny ass for several years now.

Serious, serious discounts are in order!!

dapjdj Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > Is there a discount for her being in "used but
> > servicable" condition?
>
> There should be!! She's had 300+ lbs. of greasy,
> sweat oozing, alcohol venting man-mountain rolling
> on top of her skinny ass for several years now.
>
> Serious, serious discounts are in order!!


Seriously, who would want to dip their wick in the same hole Mike's Haggis-laden tongue has been???

WashingTone Locian Wrote:
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> dapjdj Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > MrMephisto Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> >
> > > Is there a discount for her being in "used
> but
> > > servicable" condition?
> >
> > There should be!! She's had 300+ lbs. of
> greasy,
> > sweat oozing, alcohol venting man-mountain
> rolling
> > on top of her skinny ass for several years now.
> >
> > Serious, serious discounts are in order!!
>
>
> Seriously, who would want to dip their wick in the
> same hole Mike's Haggis-laden tongue has been???

I would, provided it didn't cost me more than a buck oh five a month.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

> who would want to dip their wick in the same hole Mike's Haggis-laden tongue has been???

Aside from Rob(b) or Buzz-kill, no one...

OK, that's it. The scene you paint is so odious, I'm going to have to seek therapy!!

Probably not a solid source of info particular to the Mike O'Meara Show, but for those of you on twitter you might consider following "chaddukes" (it appears to be the real Chad).

Recent tweets include:

"Chaddukes is hearing the same things you are."
"Chaddukes is flabbergasted with the business he works in."
"Chaddukes is preparing for the inevitable."
"Chaddukes is not about to slander CBS on twitter."

Admittedly I enjoy the BO&D show via podcast from outside the area. It ain't stellar stuff and they're certainly not Rhodes scholars, but I laugh more than I ever did at Mike's solo "effort."

puckett Wrote:
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> Probably not a solid source of info particular to
> the Mike O'Meara Show, but for those of you on
> twitter you might consider following "chaddukes"
> (it appears to be the real Chad).
>
> Recent tweets include:
>
> "Chaddukes is hearing the same things you are."
> "Chaddukes is flabbergasted with the business he
> works in."
> "Chaddukes is preparing for the inevitable."
> "Chaddukes is not about to slander CBS on
> twitter."
>
> Admittedly I enjoy the BO&D show via podcast from
> outside the area. It ain't stellar stuff and
> they're certainly not Rhodes scholars, but I laugh
> more than I ever did at Mike's solo "effort."


Sounds like Big O & Dukes are getting the ax.

So Hughes is going to can the cheap talent and, what, keep the expensive Junkies??? Why is this guy still employed?

More: JFK Format Flip Coming - 3/13 - A DCRTVer tells us: Former WJFKers Opie and Anthony "started off their (Sirius XM) show today with Jim Norton saying that WJFK is flipping formats on April 1. All the guys had nice things to say about the talent on the station, even Don (Geronimo), but that the (guy talk) station was flipping to either (contemporary hit) Now or Amp 106.7 on April 1"......

So are we going to lose all the shows or just a few?

Maybe Rob(b) will go get a Master's Degree from Tech or UVA, since after all, he could have gotten in either one for undergrad, he just chose to go to VCU because Richmond is so much nicer than either Charlottesville or Blacksburg. I wonder what Master's program braying like a jackass and repeatedly asking, "Who are you?" prepares you for.....oh, and interupting every time anything remotely interesting or funny happens.

Robb - ratings poison, you need to be fucking fair.. sometimes Robb is just downright boring with no tendency attached at all.

He should go back to wearing diapers and clown suits on the street, with Mike allowing fans to hurl abuse at him in varied forms.

WashingTone Locian Wrote:
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> puckett Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Probably not a solid source of info particular
> to
> > the Mike O'Meara Show, but for those of you on
> > twitter you might consider following
> "chaddukes"
> > (it appears to be the real Chad).
> >
> > Recent tweets include:
> >
> > "Chaddukes is hearing the same things you are."
> > "Chaddukes is flabbergasted with the business
> he
> > works in."
> > "Chaddukes is preparing for the inevitable."
> > "Chaddukes is not about to slander CBS on
> > twitter."
> >
> > Admittedly I enjoy the BO&D show via podcast
> from
> > outside the area. It ain't stellar stuff and
> > they're certainly not Rhodes scholars, but I
> laugh
> > more than I ever did at Mike's solo "effort."
>
>
> Sounds like Big O & Dukes are getting the ax.
>
> So Hughes is going to can the cheap talent and,
> what, keep the expensive Junkies??? Why is this
> guy still employed?

T'would be a mistake, IMHO. The sense I get is that the whole station may be getting the axe, meaning BO&D (and possibly the Junkies) could surface somewhere else. Hey DC folks...does Clear Channel still have a presence down there? Emmaus? Bonneville? Evergreen? I'd listen in for a Dukes-centered show... hell, if I were a PD I'd do that in a hot second and bid adios to Oscar, Mike et al...

4 Men Desperately Wishing They Were 20 Years Younger Than They Are

...is Mike wearing some sort of prosthetic fat suit?
Attachments:

rue Wrote:
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> 4 Men Desperately Wishing They Were 20 Years
> Younger Than They Are
>
> ...is Mike wearing some sort of prosthetic fat
> suit?


Looks like Robb died his hair. That definitely distracts me from his receding hairline and morbid obesity.

rue Wrote:
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> 4 Men Desperately Wishing They Were 20 Years
> Younger Than They Are
>

Buzz-kill looks positively scary!!

As for the OnA comments on JFK...were they really positive? I didn't hear, but OnA had a big battle with D&M in their New York days, and subsequently they knocked D&M and the Junkies in the post Stern, "Free FM" days.

Anyway, I suspect OnA, now relegated to a tiny XM audience don't want to see any all-talk stations go, because that's thier territory, and it's disappearing...for the time being.

The US radio business is the definition of insanity, that is, trying the same thing whether it be all-talk, sports-talk or AMP and getting the same lousy ratings and then trying the same formats slightly re-branded so the knuckle dragging public won't know the difference, with the expectation that ratings will soar.

Nevermind developing and nurturing new talent!

The MOMS is a classic example, what evidence did CBS/Michael Hughes have that MOM on his own would work as a re-branded D&M show, with the mad/crazy assed radio genius (Don) long gone!

If JFK flips, let's hope the bathwater (Hughes, CK) are thrown out with the babies...

RESton Peace Wrote:
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> Robb ... should go back to wearing diapers and clown
> suits on the street, with Mike allowing fans to
> hurl abuse at him in varied forms.

Very well said - those were Rob(b)'s best days in radio!!!

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

ESAD Rob(b)!!

dapjdj Wrote:
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>
> Anyway, I suspect OnA, now relegated to a tiny XM
> audience don't want to see any all-talk stations
> go, because that's thier territory, and it's
> disappearing...for the time being.
>


Google, Microsoft and the other big tech companies are working on technologies to deliver Internet radio on car radios. Don't worry. These guys will be back, and without the FCC interference.

dapjdj Wrote:
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>
> The US radio business is the definition of
> insanity, that is, trying the same thing whether
> it be all-talk, sports-talk or AMP and getting the
> same lousy ratings and then trying the same
> formats slightly re-branded so the knuckle
> dragging public won't know the difference, with
> the expectation that ratings will soar.
>
> Nevermind developing and nurturing new talent!
>

The industry has always been like that. The reason why FM spawned the AOR and "guy talk" formats is that back in the 60s and 70s all the big radio companies focused on AM and didn't care about FM. FM was open territory. That's how guys like Cerphe and Donny G. were able to get their foot in the door. That's why Stairway to Heaven and Bohemian Rhapsody were so big, because they were being played on the FM side of the dial where nobody cared if a song was longer than 2 1/2 minutes.

Today, AMP or Now isn't any different than Jack or George or whatever bullshit CHR format is out there. Those formats are all targeted at low-hanging fruit...the insipid and vacuous morons who listen to Kane and Jack Diamond and actually believe they are funny and original. I think there was a lot of hope that XM and Sirius would return radio to those truly "Free FM" days of the 70s, but that hasn't happened because the same companies than ran FM into the ground have shares in the satellite companies(y).

The only hope for radio is Internet Radio. Something that is delivered by small companies with people who care about what they are doing more than making a buck. That is, until Clear Channel or CBS figure out some way to fuck that up, too.

Anyone hear if Mike is going to be on vacation the week of March 30th?

WashingTone Locian Wrote:
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> Anyone hear if Mike is going to be on vacation the
> week of March 30th?

I don't think JFK posts schedules on the web site...but I wonder if JFK flips, will MOM just sit on the bench 'til CBS finds him a home? Is is "talent" worth that much effort from CBS?

I don't think he has a future in sports talk or AMP - and based on his PPM's, he doesn't have any future in "talk" radio.

If CBS does the sensible thing and jettisons MOM, maybe he resurfaces on something like 1580, in other words: "Nowhere".

If that happens, start clipping coupons Carla, the gravy train will be well and truly over - you are in fifth place sweetie, right behind two ex-wives, two kids
and creditors from the restaurant debacle!

dapjdj Wrote:
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> WashingTone Locian Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Anyone hear if Mike is going to be on vacation
> the
> > week of March 30th?
>
> I don't think JFK posts schedules on the web
> site...but I wonder if JFK flips, will MOM just
> sit on the bench 'til CBS finds him a home? Is is
> "talent" worth that much effort from CBS?
>

Not unless they are contractually obligated. Unless Michael Hughes was allowed to negotiate the contract, I would have to assume CBS has the leeway it needs to cut Mike after April.

> I don't think he has a future in sports talk or
> AMP - and based on his PPM's, he doesn't have any
> future in "talk" radio.

He may pick up a gig somewhere, but at a fraction of what he was making before. He probably could do well do a Jack Diamond-style show in a 2nd Tier market like Richmond or Baltimore.

>
> If CBS does the sensible thing and jettisons MOM,
> maybe he resurfaces on something like 1580, in
> other words: "Nowhere".
>

Yeah, I think he has too much pride to do that. Like I said, he could be a big fish in a small pond like Richmond or Baltimore.

> If that happens, start clipping coupons Carla, the
> gravy train will be well and truly over - you are
> in fifth place sweetie, right behind two ex-wives,
> two kids
> and creditors from the restaurant debacle!

You forgot that Guinness and Glenlivet are probably ahead of her in that line as well.

WashingTone Locian Wrote:
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> > If that happens, start clipping coupons Carla,
> the
> > gravy train will be well and truly over - you
> are
> > in fifth place sweetie, right behind two
> ex-wives,
> > two kids
> > and creditors from the restaurant debacle!
>
> You forgot that Guinness and Glenlivet are
> probably ahead of her in that line as well.

Yes, I forgot about 15 stiffed NoVA bartenders!

There was a young man named Mike O'meara

Who kept a dead whore in his Camero.

Said he, "I'll admit

She does smell a bit,

But I save a lotta Dinero!"

Saint Patrick Wrote:
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> There was a young man named Mike O'meara
>
> Who kept a dead whore in his Camero.
>
> Said he, "I'll admit
>
> She does smell a bit,
>
> But I save a lotta Dinero!"

O'Meara and Camero do not rhyme

technically its called a slant rhyme boyo. It doesn't have to fully rhyme just take artistic license. So for FUCKS SAKE FUCK OFF!

I didn't get the joke either. No it doesn't rhyme

Saint Patrick Wrote:
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> technically its called a slant rhyme boyo. It
> doesn't have to fully rhyme just take artistic
> license. So for FUCKS SAKE FUCK OFF!


You sound like that rapper from Centreville.

Q: Did you hear about the two queer Irishmen?

A: Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael.

Saint Patrick Wrote:
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> technically its called a slant rhyme boyo. It
> doesn't have to fully rhyme just take artistic
> license. So for FUCKS SAKE FUCK OFF!


Nope, it didn't rhyme and the "joke" made absolutely no sense. You fail. Leave.

Saint Patrick Wrote:
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> Q: Did you hear about the two queer Irishmen?
>
> A: Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael.
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There was a young man named Mike O'meara

Who kept a dead whore in his Camero.

Said he, "I'll admit

She does smell a bit,

But I save a lotta Dinero!"

---------------------------------------------

clearly you are mentally retarded so i won't make fun of you. its patrick fitzgerald. noone has a last name of fitzmichael.

michael sean patrick o'meara
in lipstick and lots of mascara
if pimples were pennies
he'd buy his own denny's
and drown himself in marinara



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/16/2009 05:43PM by mikumsmukim.

mikumsmukim Wrote:
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> michael sean patrick o'meara
> in lipstick and lots of mascara
> if pimples were pennies
> he'd buy his own denny's
> and drown himself in marinara

Haha, there we go. Didn't make complete sense but was funny and actually rhymed.

mikumsmukim Wrote:

>
> clearly you are mentally retarded so i won't make
> fun of you. its patrick fitzgerald. noone has a
> last name of fitzmichael.
>

hahahahahah FAIL FAIL! FAILETTY FAILETTY FAAAAAAILUUUUUUURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fail1 Wrote:
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> Saint Patrick Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > technically its called a slant rhyme boyo. It
> > doesn't have to fully rhyme just take artistic
> > license. So for FUCKS SAKE FUCK OFF!
>
>
> Nope, it didn't rhyme and the "joke" made
> absolutely no sense. You fail. Leave.


knock knock
who's there
fail1
fail1 who
FAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL

now fuck off. FAILURE! FAILURE TO LAUNCH! FAILURE AT LIFE! FAILURE TO LOGIN AS FAIL! FAIL-E FAIL-ERTON! FAAAAAAIIIIILLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

FAIL Wrote:
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> mikumsmukim Wrote:
>
> >
> > clearly you are mentally retarded so i won't
> make
> > fun of you. its patrick fitzgerald. noone has
> a
> > last name of fitzmichael.
> >
>
> hahahahahah FAIL FAIL! FAILETTY FAILETTY
> FAAAAAAILUUUUUUURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\

Wow Saint Patrick you registered the name Fail after I poster under it, you are so cool.

Seriously, leave this forum, and do not come back. You will not be missed.

Saint Pat Wrote:
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> FAIL Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > mikumsmukim Wrote:
> >
> > >
> > > clearly you are mentally retarded so i won't
> > make
> > > fun of you. its patrick fitzgerald. noone
> has
> > a
> > > last name of fitzmichael.
> > >
> >
> > hahahahahah FAIL FAIL! FAILETTY FAILETTY
> > FAAAAAAILUUUUUUURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\
>
> Wow Saint Patrick you registered the name Fail
> after I poster under it, you are so cool.
>
> Seriously, leave this forum, and do not come back.
> You will not be missed.

Oh I was just trying to point out that the whole "FAIL" thing is obnoxious and over used kinda like adding NOT to the end of your sentence or THATS WHAT SHE SAID! Did I not get that point across? oooooh then I FAIL!
FAAAAAAIL FAIL-E McFAIL!

I typed in an unregistered named "Fail" and said you failed, which you did, so you register the name and make several caps lock posts exclaiming "FAILFAIL FAILETY FAIL".

Oh, now I see how I was the obnoxious one...


You aren't funny, your jokes are god awful, and your attempts at insulting me are far worse. Seriously, leave.. the state.

so you tried to register the name FAIL but You couldnt cuz it was taken so you FAIL!
You also tried to make me feel bad but I'm cool again FAIL
and you are asking me to leave.. the state but what state? again FAIL

you are a TRIPLE FAILURE
FAIL
FAIL
FAIL

Hey, folks. We are pretty close to 71,000 visits. Will we reach that before the announcement of MoM going off the air? It could be close!

damn this thread has almost as many hits as the redistricting thread.

DCRTV is reporting that even Don Geronimo (on Twitter) is saying that he has heard the rumors of the impending demise of his old collegues. Don also hints that he will return to radio upon the termination of his "no compete" contract....

I just read all three days' worth of DonGeronimo's new twitter feed, and it was more entertaining than the last year of The Mike O'Meara Show. He manages to be more dynamic from his Blackberry than O'Meara 4 hours a day on the radio.

RahRah Wrote:
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> DCRTV is reporting that even Don Geronimo (on
> Twitter) is saying that he has heard the rumors of
> the impending demise of his old collegues.





God, I'll be glad when Robb's fake hyena-like cackle is silenced from the airwaves once and for all.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/17/2009 08:58AM by WashingTone Locian.

rue Wrote:
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> I just read all three days' worth of DonGeronimo's
> new twitter feed, and it was more entertaining
> than the last year of The Mike O'Meara Show. He
> manages to be more dynamic from his Blackberry
> than O'Meara 4 hours a day on the radio.


As Doni would say: Agreeden.

Remember when D&M used to do the segment, "Make us Laugh?" Remember when callers would call in with jokes, trying to get Don, Mike and Robb to laugh? Mike would typically crack up first, but Robb almost never laughed.

Then Mike does a lame joke about getting fired in a fortune cookie and Robb explodes in hysterical laughter like Mel Brooks just shit out George Carlin and Richard Pryor during a Steve Martin show. What a fucking fake.

WashingTone Locian Wrote:
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> Then Mike does a lame joke about getting fired in
> a fortune cookie and Robb explodes in hysterical
> laughter...What a fucking fake.

Yes, Rob(b) has built an impressive broadcast resume - he's built career credentials that qualify him to be Flounder's intern @ EITM!! Rob(b) is worthless and he knows it. He's got to find a sugar daddy 'cause he ain't gonna make it in radio on his own.

I have to take issue with Donnie G's Twitter quote as reported by DCRTV wherein he refers to JFK's "bad management" and "radio talent".

JFK is chock-full of "bad managment", world class in fact.

As for talent:

Used to be some talent in the morning (Junks).
Promising talent mid-day (BO&D).
The black hole of radio talent sucks all indications of entertainment in drive time (MOMS).

This thread needs more scantily clad Carla pics to maintain my interest.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

"bad managment" doesn't get you last place ratings and stations dropping your show, Mike did that all on his own. "bad managment" just kept his crappy show on the air for too long.

FERz Wrote:
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> "bad managment" doesn't get you last place ratings
> and stations dropping your show, Mike did that all
> on his own. "bad managment" just kept his crappy
> show on the air for too long.


"Bad management" does do that if "the talent" listens to "bad management" and does what "bad management" asks in order to keep the "bad management" happy. Unfortunately for "the talent," the ultimate decider of success isn't "bad management." It is "the listeners" who either choose to tune in or tune out.

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> This thread needs more scantily clad Carla pics to
> maintain my interest.


Here you go...

DonGeronimo
followingFollowing

You follow DonGeronimo
DonGeronimo's updates appear in your timeline.

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FERz Wrote:
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> "bad managment" doesn't get you last place ratings
> and stations dropping your show, Mike did that all
> on his own. "bad managment" just kept his crappy
> show on the air for too long.

In the Michael Hughes era @ JFK, there really has been only one "success" which I would say is the Junkies survival, not success, in AM drive time.

The O'Reilly and Jim Rome fiascos, the canning of Ron and Fez, OnA (the latter with little or no support) are but a few of Hughes' disasterous missteps.

Overall, you have to look at the guy and say: What the fuck qualifies you for a decision making career in radio?

Couple day-time programming disasters and one very luke warm success with a total abandonment of night time and weekend programming give you...

One big, fat cluster fuck of a radio station.

It took Michael Hughes about six years to blow everything up in the wake of Howard Stern's departure, but he's succeeded!!

In closing, here's a picture of MOM, Rob(b) and Buzz in happier, D&M days...
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I don't know how you would qualify The Junkies as a success...even a modest one. You have four guys who have nothing to say bouncing around in 17th place in the market. They suck. They are boring. They are 40-something frat boys who really have nothing of interest to say. Seriously, if I had a 40-something neighbor who rambled on about stupid shit like these guys do, I bunch the bitch in the face. Nobody would hang out with that fucking guy. NOBODY.

WashingTone Locian Wrote:
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> I don't know how you would qualify The Junkies as
> a success...

I don't. I should be clear - I think their "survival" is the closest thing to a success JFK has had in the post Stern days. And that's pathetic.

They are lazy-assed hacks, who do less show prep than MOM, they blab about nothing until CK tells them to shut up so he can break for commercials. CK and Hughes are all about the $$ now that CBS radio has revenue problems.

dapjdj Wrote:
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> WashingTone Locian Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I don't know how you would qualify The Junkies
> as
> > a success...
>
> I don't. I should be clear - I think their
> "survival" is the closest thing to a success JFK
> has had in the post Stern days. And that's
> pathetic.
>
> They are lazy-assed hacks, who do less show prep
> than MOM, they blab about nothing until CK tells
> them to shut up so he can break for commercials.
> CK and Hughes are all about the $$ now that CBS
> radio has revenue problems.


It doesn't seem like any of these guys are busting their humps at remotes like they were a couple of months ago. The writing has probably been on the wall for quite some time and I think they are phoning it in even more than they were before. I guess I give these lazy bastards credit for showing up each day (of course, there is probably some pay-out at the end for them if they do).

WashingTone Locian Wrote:
> It doesn't seem like any of these guys are busting
> their humps at remotes like they were a couple of
> months ago. The writing has probably been on the
> wall for quite some time and I think they are
> phoning it in even more than they were before. I
> guess I give these lazy bastards credit for
> showing up each day (of course, there is probably
> some pay-out at the end for them if they do).

I think you are on to something here - the Junks will survive if the flip is to sports talk, so they may be gliding into a new format, knowing JFK is in the PPM toilet, so why do more than the bare minimum 'til the flip occurs? That works out perfectly on planet Junkies, home of the lazy.

If the flip is to AMP or another music format, the Junkies are gone so they don't give a shit.

On the other hand, I don't listen to JFK much at all, but I do hear the crew at MOMS trying hard to "entertain", witness Rob(b)'s braying and foced laughs - it's almost like the MOMS crew is auditioning for the next gig. But, given this titanic failure, who will hire them? Who is going to pay fat MOM enough to cover alimony/child support, Carla's expenses and the remaining rent on O'Meara's restaurant, etc., and also foot the bill for the remainder of the crew (well, those that aren't CBS employees).

I wonder if the shows have continued the "we are family" cross promotion and happy talk that was started when Donnie G. left, the "family" was returned to FFX, and they were all magically "buddies" and "drinking pals"?

MOM - the weather forecast indicates a hard rain ss gonna fall!

Why does WJFK.com have a AMP ad banner on the home page?

Amp on WJFK Wrote:
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> Why does WJFK.com have a AMP ad banner on the home
> page?


Maybe this is why...

Not a good week for CBS Radio in the radio ratings. With four major FMers in the DC market, its stations placed 14th, 17th, 18th, and 22nd. Radio One's gospel WPRS surged up to 6th. February, week three, Portable People Meter radio ratings for DC, full-day, age 12+: 1) WTOP, 2) WASH, 3) WHUR and WAMU, 5) WIHT, 6) WPRS, 7) WRQX, 8) WMMJ, 9) WWDC, 10) WETA-FM, 11) WBIG, 12) WKYS, 13) WMAL, 14) WPGC, 15) WGTS, 16) WMZQ, 17) WTGB, 18) WLZL, 19) WJZW, 20) WAVA and WTEM, 22) WJFK. More: 23) WPFW, 30) WFED and WTNT, 34) WACA and WYCB and WILC.....

Hey, CBS. FIRE MICHAEL HUGHES ALREADY!!!!

dapjdj Wrote:
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> On the other hand, I don't listen to JFK much at
> all, but I do hear the crew at MOMS trying hard to
> "entertain", witness Rob(b)'s braying and foced
> laughs - it's almost like the MOMS crew is
> auditioning for the next gig. But, given this
> titanic failure, who will hire them?

I'm sure Mike is probably making all kinds of promises to keep "the family" together. But no station is going to buy that package. If Mike wants to stay in the DC market, he is going to have to go solo...probably for much less than he is making now and quite possibly in a part of the day clock he's not used to working in (mid-days?). Buzz will find work as a commercial guy. Beth Ann will go back to NC to sell carpet. Robb will use his Degree from VCU to secure a high-level management position at his local Pizza Hut. And Joe, well, Joe costs nothing, so WJFK will probably keep him as a board op, where he can take "smoke breaks" and hit buttons for AMP or NOW or Whatever.

Rob will probably be kept around to push buttons too. After all, I think that's basically what he's done in the past. Hell, given JFK's propensity to give former interns management positions that they don't deserve (CK, Cameron Grey, Lisa Broyhill), Rob(b) could end up as the PD one day.

BAM Wrote:
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> Rob will probably be kept around to push buttons
> too. After all, I think that's basically what he's
> done in the past. Hell, given JFK's propensity to
> give former interns management positions that they
> don't deserve (CK, Cameron Grey, Lisa Broyhill),
> Rob(b) could end up as the PD one day.


That's a valid point. They'll probably make that fucking moron the GM.

Do you ass hats only get erections when you talk about O'Meara, or do you cum all over yourselves as well? Get out of your mother's musty basements, you fuckin douche bag slackers and get a real fucking job. I bet if you add up all of the posters, only 4 of you knows what it feels like to be inside some pussy. Fuckin losers.
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damn...that's some funny shit right there. I'm with you, Bro. Fuck these douche bags. If any one of them were in the same room with Mike, they would shit there drawers...but first ask for his autograph.

Is that including you, sweetheart?
Nerd Killer Wrote:
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I bet if you add up all of
> the posters, only 4 of you knows what it feels
> like to be inside some pussy. Fuckin losers.

Nerd Killer Wrote:
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> Do you ass hats only get erections when you talk
> about O'Meara, or do you cum all over yourselves
> as well? Get out of your mother's musty
> basements, you fuckin douche bag slackers and get
> a real fucking job. I bet if you add up all of
> the posters, only 4 of you knows what it feels
> like to be inside some pussy. Fuckin losers.


I only get an erection when your momma comes over to suck my cock. I have a real job. Do you? I probably make more than you, and have a better education.

Leave my main man Mike alone before I send the Secret Service after your asses.
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Why don't you send them after the AIG execs instead, Barry?

The one who responds is usually guilty. Haven't you learned that, asshole? Grow up fagboy...and I seriously doubt you make more money than I do. LOL...Why don't you join Mike tonight at Fennigans for his St. Patricks Day party. He might even give you a t-shirt.

Yeah, I'm sure a syphilitic gay prostitute makes more than me. Go back to listening to the O'Meara Breakfast Flakes Show and jacking off to pictures of Buzz.

Reformed Anal Rapist Wrote:
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> damn...that's some funny shit right there. I'm
> with you, Bro. Fuck these douche bags. If any
> one of them were in the same room with Mike, they
> would shit there drawers...but first ask for his
> autograph.

If you are so concerned about us, why are you here? Posting? If you really thought "fuck these douche bags," you wouldn't even bother posting.

As for being in a room with Mike, I probably wouldn't even recognize him. And if I did, I would probably just ignore him....much like the rest of the world is doing already.

Nerd Killer Wrote:
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> Do you ass hats only get erections when you talk
> about O'Meara, or do you cum all over yourselves
> as well? Get out of your mother's musty
> basements, you fuckin douche bag slackers and get
> a real fucking job. I bet if you add up all of
> the posters, only 4 of you knows what it feels
> like to be inside some pussy. Fuckin losers.


The real question is, how many dicks have been inside Carla's pussy....especially since Mike has been dating her?

As far as the Junkies go, I think their "Junkies Lingo" is getting old, even with their diehard fans. They now use it just to fill time. If I here Rick this or Rick that one more time, Im going to explode. They're starting to sound like they truly have nothing more to say so they just start calling each other donkey or nubs or Rick or whatever other nonsense the spew.... Time for them to have a makeover or come up with something fresh..........

I haven't listen to MOM in months. I turned it on today because it was St. Patty's Day and I thought it might be good. Boy was I wrong. I am done with MOM.

Lisa Wrote:
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> I haven't listen to MOM in months. I turned it on
> today because it was St. Patty's Day and I thought
> it might be good. Boy was I wrong. I am done
> with MOM.

I have them maybe ten minutes yesterday @ about 5pm. And it was a mistake.

They had some old drunk called "Mystic Meg (Peg?)" on to help predict EVERY FUCKING NCAA FIRST ROUND GAME.

First, someone should fire that idiot Beth McBride for booking "Mystic Peg". Second, even a complete moron like MOM should know reciting every matchup and trying to get "Mystic Peg" to distinguish between colleges she's never heard of was radio poison.

BTW, "Mystic Peg" sounded like she was drunk. Stupid f'ing Rob(b) brayed like a donkey when O'Meara mentioned any college: MOM: Cha-ton-oo-ga, Rob(b): BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Jesus Christ almighty - this is "radio talent"?

There was an unexpected moment of hilarity: MOM asked "Mystic Peg" when the current recession would end. "Peg" rambled on and then said, "when you are fired from a job, it's God's way of leading you to bigger and better things!".

Rob(b) said: "I'll have to make a note of that, getting fired is a good thing".

It is fat boy, for your audience. ESAD.

Nerd Killer Wrote:
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> -----
> > Do you ass hats only get erections when you
> talk
> > about O'Meara, or do you cum all over
> yourselves
> > as well? Get out of your mother's musty
> > basements, you fuckin douche bag slackers and
> get
> > a real fucking job. I bet if you add up all of
> > the posters, only 4 of you knows what it feels
> > like to be inside some pussy. Fuckin losers.
>

Hey Rick, stop your joanin', everyone at WJFK is mooooooney! You are felted Rick, you probably drive a nubs car! I'm givin' you the gas face Rick!

OMG they had "mystic meg" on? she's this kook who did horoscopes for Star magazine back in the day. Talk about the lowest of the low-rung guests.

RESton Peace Wrote:
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> OMG they had "mystic meg" on? she's this kook who
> did horoscopes for Star magazine back in the day.
> Talk about the lowest of the low-rung guests.

I'll have to admit, the mystic was a hoot. First off, she says: "OK, who on the show has a foot problem?". Silence.

The she says: "Who's hiding money in a drawer?". Silence.

It was cringe-worthy radio at it's best.

Beth Ann McBride should travel around FFX with a brown paper bag over her head. She is the positively worst "producer" in the history of Washington, DC radio.

dapjdj Wrote:
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>
> Beth Ann McBride should travel around FFX with a
> brown paper bag over her head. She is the
> positively worst "producer" in the history of
> Washington, DC radio.


Maybe Beth Ann can bring her mad radio production skills with her to the carpet showroom floor.

Beth Ann: "What kind of carpeting are you looking for?"

Customer: "I don't know. What do you recommend?"

Beth Ann: "Well, there is some ugly brown carpeting right here. Why don't you buy it? It's cheap, too."

Customer: "What about that beautiful champagne textured plush carpet on the other side of the showroom?"

Beth Ann: "You don't want that. That would require me walking across the showroom floor to show it to you. You should buy this brown stuff right here. It's not very good, but it is cheap and easy to get."

Customer: "When did you stop giving a fuck?"

Beth Ann: "Can you stop doing what you never did in the first place?"



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WashingTone Locian Wrote:
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>
> Customer: "When did you stop giving a fuck?"
>
> Beth Ann: "Can you stop doing what you never did
> in the first place?"

Where the Hell did Donnie G. find BA in the first place? Or was she thrown into the D&M show by CBS?

I believe she was working at JFK already. She probably got assigned to them.

If Ricky "Cakes" from Junkies is listening: Please post a photo of your wife Amy on the internet so that listening audience can see that when you talk about your "hot sex life and bangin' her silly for 2 hours straight, the world can see that she makes Beth Ann McBride look like a 10........

RESton Peace Wrote:
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> I believe she was working at JFK already. She
> probably got assigned to them.


She was probably working in the Traffic Department and probably said some negative things about CBS that Donnie thought were a hoot.

Even though Donnie G liked calling her when she was in NC, I seem to remember that he bitched about her work ethic a lot when she was producing their show the first time...especially when it came to getting good guests. I guess Donnie was right about her.

"I'm not lazy. I just don't give a fuck."

Rock&Roll Wrote:
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> If Ricky "Cakes" from Junkies is listening:
> Please post a photo of your wife Amy on the
> internet so that listening audience can see that
> when you talk about your "hot sex life and bangin'
> her silly for 2 hours straight, the world can see
> that she makes Beth Ann McBride look like a
> 10........

At least "Lurch" used to be honest and admit he'd rather bang any one **but** his wife after eight years of wedded bliss.

Cakes doesn't give up much to Brad Pitt, so Amy must be moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooney!!
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JasonBishop Wrote:
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> Rock&Roll Wrote:
>
> At least "Lurch" used to be honest and admit he'd
> rather bang any one **but** his wife after eight
> years of wedded bliss.
>
> Cakes doesn't give up much to Brad Pitt, so Amy
> must be
> mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
> ooooooooooney!!


I'm glad to see that WJFK went to the trouble of posting a an official photo of Cakes that looks like it was shot with an Elf at a TGIFridays.

WashingTone Locian Wrote:
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> I'm glad to see that WJFK went to the trouble of
> posting a an official photo of Cakes that looks
> like it was shot with an Elf at a TGIFridays.

The photo is from Comcast sports net. Does JFK do anything useful with their site?

Mike was suppose to be in studio today but WJFK is running Best Of. Goodbye Michael.

Mike O'Meara has left the building! Wrote:
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> Mike was suppose to be in studio today but WJFK is
> running Best Of. Goodbye Michael.

Could be. It also could be he got super fucked up last night at "Finnigan's" or wherever the fuck the MOMS had their St. Patty's drink-a-thon last night.

On the other hand, I doubt MOM would be stupid enough to call in hung over after a SPD party - but I don't want to overestimate his intelligence.

Before "Mystic Meg" started blabbing yeserday MOM said Rob(b) was pouring another Crown Royal at 5pm. Now that was three hours before the SPD apperance, so.....

Maybe our long, local radio nightmare is really over!!!!!

PS-Carla, three words for you baby cakes: Costco, Shoppers, Coupons!

I think Ricky "Cakes" looks like an oompa loompa from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory or one of the little dudes from Wizard of Oz.....

dapjdj Wrote:
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> Mike O'Meara has left the building! Wrote:
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> > Mike was suppose to be in studio today but WJFK
> is
> > running Best Of. Goodbye Michael.
>
> Could be. It also could be he got super fucked up
> last night at "Finnigan's" or wherever the fuck
> the MOMS had their St. Patty's drink-a-thon last
> night.
>

A fat, depressed, soon-to-be unemployed Irishman getting wasted on St. Patrick's Day? What are the odds?

> On the other hand, I doubt MOM would be stupid
> enough to call in hung over after a SPD party -
> but I don't want to overestimate his
> intelligence.
>

The guy is out of a job regardless. Why not blow off these fuckers.

> Before "Mystic Meg" started blabbing yeserday MOM
> said Rob(b) was pouring another Crown Royal at
> 5pm. Now that was three hours before the SPD
> apperance, so.....
>

He sounded drunk when I tuned in. Then again, he sounds drunk most days.

> Maybe our long, local radio nightmare is really
> over!!!!!
>

Maybe the dumbass gave CBS cause so now they don't have to give him severance when they fire his ass.

> PS-Carla, three words for you baby cakes: Costco,
> Shoppers, Coupons!


Something tells me Carla will be smoking the pole of some Vienna lawyer in the back of his 7-series before she steps foot in a Costco.

Mike going out like the lazy bitch that he is. Way to wrap up your radio career you fat, lazy, MFer.

WashingTone Locian Wrote:
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> > Before "Mystic Meg" started blabbing yeserday
> MOM
> > said Rob(b) was pouring another Crown Royal at
> > 5pm. Now that was three hours before the SPD
> > apperance, so.....
> >
>
> He sounded drunk when I tuned in. Then again, he
> sounds drunk most days.
>

Drinking at work is generally frowned upon nowadays - hopefully the crack MOMS staff didn't get yesterday's drinking approved as a bit and the whip came down...

> Something tells me Carla will be smoking the pole
> of some Vienna lawyer in the back of his 7-series
> before she steps foot in a Costco.

+1/Word.

After their lengthy cohabitation Carlita should be able to siphon off and remaining money MOM hasn't squandered. You are right, there are 50 lawyers in Vienna that will take that case "Pro Boner".

Note to MOM's second wife and daughters: Coupons, Shoppers, Costco.

dapjdj Wrote:
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You are right, there are 50 lawyers
> in Vienna that will take that case "Pro Boner".
>


LOL!

WashingTone Locian Wrote:
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>
> LOL!

Speaking of LOL, why do I always do that when I hear MOMS is running a "Best Of" show?

MOMS best of show starts: 03/18/09 15:00:00 DST, ends: 03/18/09 15:02:30.

dapjdj Wrote:
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> WashingTone Locian Wrote:
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> >
> > LOL!
>
> Speaking of LOL, why do I always do that when I
> hear MOMS is running a "Best Of" show?
>

Because it is an oxymoron like "military intelligence," "compassionate conservative" and "Mary's logic."

So fatty couldn't make it in for four hours of work? He only had all morning and afternoon to sleep it off. I hope his ass gets fired. Last Place Drunk.

Hopefully he crashed his car into Chad Dukes' fat ass

Fatty Fatty 2x4 Wrote:
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> So fatty couldn't make it in for four hours of
> work? He only had all morning and afternoon to
> sleep it off. I hope his ass gets fired. Last
> Place Drunk.


++1/Word my brother!!

they were talking to Tony Perkins today about American Idol with Mariah Carey. The Tony perkens show with mike as mimic sidekick would be a better bet than the MOM show they have on now.

Way to end your career Mike. Going out like a wimpy little bitch. At least show up to your job while you have it.