dbldn11 Wrote:
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> Here's the thing Voice of Reason, why should I or
> anyone else take your word on the ratings when
> clearly you all don't know dick. If your end date
> was wrong I am supposed to just accept your
> ratings? Clearly the show isnt at the top of the
> ratings, them acknowledging that makes it very
> clear. But I could write something like,
>
> DC Ratings 18-36 years old 1.WFAN 2.WJFK or
> whatever. It wouldnt make it true. The show is
> still on. And that just chaps all your lil red
> asses, doesnt it?

The posts are from DCRTV.com, which runs the latest ratings from Aribtron. This is what the industry and CBS management are looking at. Mike himself went on a tirade a few weeks ago about his crappy ratings.

We listen to the show because is provides fodder for this site. This is the best entertainment Ive had since Peter Rosenberg was on WJFK. His day came and Mikes will come too. Then we will move onto the next talentless POS.....

> You can never know how I know but today was the planned
> day for the demise of the MOM show but largely due to
> WJFK incompetence and the economy the MOM show will be
> on longer. About eight weeks longer.

Christ, it's like the groundhog came out and saw its shadow. What a bummer.

Wow, now that it's clear the show will be on past the 23rd, all the "supporters" seem to have removed the ball-gags from their mouths. It was awful quiet for a while... Y'all silly... "kill yourselves"!? who is really spewing hate?

As much as it strokes my ego to think that anyone from the show would come on here and defend themselves, I truly doubt anyone from the station has even bothered to post here...

"How would you feel if you had a bunch of morons waiting and praying for YOUR demise? -Chad" Well, Chad, I'd feel rather significant.

iLoveUMeeper Wrote:
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> Wow, now that it's clear the show will be on past
> the 23rd, all the "supporters" seem to have
> removed the ball-gags from their mouths. It was
> awful quiet for a while... Y'all silly... "kill
> yourselves"!? who is really spewing hate?
>
> As much as it strokes my ego to think that anyone
> from the show would come on here and defend
> themselves, I truly doubt anyone from the station
> has even bothered to post here...
>
> "How would you feel if you had a bunch of morons
> waiting and praying for YOUR demise? -Chad" Well,
> Chad, I'd feel rather significant.


Do you really think Joe Ardinger and Beth Ann and Robb have so much going on in their lives that they don't visit here and post here? Their livelihoods depend on dumbass Mike's success. They are probably on here every day going, "Oh fuck That's a good point!" and "Shit! They figured us out!" and "God, it's obvious how bad this is!"

What are these idiots going to do without this show? Joe Ardinger answers phones. That's it. Beth Ann couldn't make it on the air in BFE, North Carolina. And Robb has been poison for every show he has been featured on.

Of course they are on here.



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Hey, Fat-Shit O'Meara, say what you will about Limbaugh's politics but it might not be a good idea to call him a fatass. At this point, he's skinnier than you, Lard-O.

They probably read all of it to get feedback, but what would they accomplish by responding?

O'Meara needs to go back to imitations with a straight man. He started to do a Brokaw trying to say Obama and Rob stepped all over it. That ended and it was back to the lazy go with the flow crap that is sinking them.

Between kitchen sinking and playing to their collective weaknesses its all over but the crying. Just like my kid they need structure, they need a hardass to play off of so WE can laugh (not them).

Chad, I don't have to know Mike personally to know that the Mike O'Meara Show is awful. I don't have to know Robb personally to know that he is ratings poison who thinks he is smart and funny when he is a VCU-grad dumbass who is painfully unfunny. I think you and Oscar are funny and I listen to a couple of hours of your show most weekdays.

Omearas was ok... Mike is a fat lard and his girl hits on everyone.. lol
I think he is a piece of dirt.....

I swear to Gawd! I hit one of those periods when the stations I listen to were all on commercial break so I hit the JFK button. Buzz mentions the newly-appointed New York senator and the *very* *next* *words* are "She's guilty!"
-click-

Christamighty. It may be funny once, even twice. But it's crap for originality and NO LONGER FUNNY. Then again, "Robbay" is no longer funny. Smarmy, yes. Dickish, definitely (which Don could get away with).

I leave this as my only post to this board as I will never again waste a minute of my listening time on this show.

will there be a wjfk tomorrow, or after 10am or before 3pm?
meaning, will tomorrow be the day they go another direction, maybe after am drive, maybe after middays. stations so shit like this all the time.

so will the MOM show be on tomorrow?

guessing as usual Wrote:
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> will there be a wjfk tomorrow, or after 10am or
> before 3pm?
> meaning, will tomorrow be the day they go another
> direction, maybe after am drive, maybe after
> middays. stations so shit like this all the time.
>
> so will the MOM show be on tomorrow?



Tune in after midnight tonight. If you hear something like, "The Sport Source...blah, blah, blah" during one of the bumpers, you know a change is coming.

Unfortunately fuckhead is still on WJFK today.

The good news is that when the house cleaning finally comes, I anticipate Michael Hughes will be shown the door as well.

I tuned in - did I hear Mike refer to "huge pay cuts"? Maybe they took reduced pay in order to stay on...

qwerty Wrote:
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> I tuned in - did I hear Mike refer to "huge pay
> cuts"? Maybe they took reduced pay in order to
> stay on...



Good God! The show won't DIE!

smells like a old durian in here. y'all sound like a bunch of whining pussies. what would you guys do on the radio from 3-7 weekdays? i think it's original programming, it's funny, and it's different than d & m, but thats fine. I don't care for Robb in person, but they're great on the air, I pod cast it daily, cause there aint shit on here in balto.

You might want to consider moving out of Baltimore. If you can name one good thing about that city I'll eat my hat.

Really? Wrote:
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> You might want to consider moving out of
> Baltimore. If you can name one good thing about
> that city I'll eat my hat.

"United States forces from Fort McHenry successfully defended the city's harbor from the British. Francis Scott Key, a Maryland lawyer, was aboard a British ship where he had been negotiating for the release of an American prisoner, Dr. William Beanes. Key witnessed the bombardment from this ship and later wrote "The Star-Spangled Banner", a poem recounting the attack. Key's poem was set to a 1780 tune by British composer John Stafford Smith, and the Star-Spangled Banner became the official National Anthem of the United States in 1931."

There you have it. If it wasn't for Baltimore, no national anthem.

Would you like ketchup or mustard for your hat?

Really? Wrote:
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> You might want to consider moving out of
> Baltimore. If you can name one good thing about
> that city I'll eat my hat.


Edgar Allan Poe

Ready to Raven...I mean, crow?



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Dundalk is a real gem too.

Obviously I meant that he should name something relevant. Every state/city can list their historical factoids but my point was that he should name one thing about Baltimore that makes anyone alive today want to live there.

So go ahead...name something.

Great thing about Baltimore: Fells Point

The Frederick Douglass Isaac Myers Maritime Park is not something that makes you want to live in Baltimore.

Neeeeeeeext

Strip clubs in Baltimore are liberal in many ways, heroin is cheap there.. those things make certain people want to live there.

you may not like the ravens but they are a good football team. people like living in cities with good football teams.

little italy is fantastic in many ways.

the dude who visits edgar allen poe's grave in the cloak is pretty cool (conceptually), and that only happens in bmore. Living there makes it easy to check this out at a moment's notice.

Johns Hopkins University is undisputed as one of the best science education schools in the world. The hospital there draws people to live in the city just so they can be close to the world-class treatment.

Roland Park is an excellent neighborhood with many distinct houses and is a great place to live and play.

nexxxxxt?

Really? Wrote:
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> Obviously I meant that he should name something
> relevant. Every state/city can list their
> historical factoids but my point was that he
> should name one thing about Baltimore that makes
> anyone alive today want to live there.
>
> So go ahead...name something.

Neither you nor Spunky or Vinke live in B-town.

Ummmm, if that's like the only thing you can come up with when you think of Fells Point, it pretty much tells me you haven't been there and had to look it up on the web.

Either that, or you're a complete lamer.




Really? Wrote:
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> The Frederick Douglass Isaac Myers Maritime Park
> is not something that makes you want to live in
> Baltimore.
>
> Neeeeeeeext

Listen, I named a bunch of stuff, but no doubt this person will not be able to admit they are wrong and will continue to push this lame line of interrogation.

Don't get me wrong though, the best quote about baltimore is still:

"Baltimore... is a dirty, ugly city" - Norm McDonald

Really? Wrote:
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> Obviously I meant that he should name something
> relevant. Every state/city can list their
> historical factoids but my point was that he
> should name one thing about Baltimore that makes
> anyone alive today want to live there.
>
> So go ahead...name something.


It's cheaper to live in than the DC area. Great public transportation.

To: RESton peace

You keep saying "in many ways." What ways are those?

Also, the Ravens had a good season. Last season they didn't. So an inconsistent football team with a weak offense isn't a draw for someone looking to move.

Also, nobody has mentioned the many abandoned buildings, notorious ghettoes and awful housing market. I realize the housing market is awful everywhere but Baltimore is far behind DC.

The aquarium is nice, though.

Really? Wrote:
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> To: RESton peace
>
> You keep saying "in many ways." What ways are
> those?
>

He's named many. So have I. So have others.

> Also, the Ravens had a good season. Last season
> they didn't. So an inconsistent football team
> with a weak offense isn't a draw for someone
> looking to move.
>

The Ravens are hardly inconsistent. They have been to the play-offs a hell of a lot more in the past 10 years than the Redskins, or a lot of teams, have.

> Also, nobody has mentioned the many abandoned
> buildings, notorious ghettoes and awful housing
> market. I realize the housing market is awful
> everywhere but Baltimore is far behind DC.
>

I take it you have never actually been on the east side of DC or in PG county or, for that matter, certain parts of Fairfax County?

> The aquarium is nice, though.

Too expensive.

way to just jump right past the other valid points I made and harp on minutiae. The true sign of someone who knows they lost an argument and can't just shut up and admit they are wrong.

Your quote from Norm MacDonald that supposedly encompasses the way you feel has proven my point. THAT'S the sign that someone lost an argument.

Also, I didn't mean to hijack the thread this badly.

The Mike O'Meara Show is abysmal. When are Chad and Oscar getting their drive at 5 promotion?

"I wanna take you to a gay bar..."

Really? Wrote:
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> Also, I didn't mean to hijack the thread this
> badly.
>
> The Mike O'Meara Show is abysmal. When are Chad
> and Oscar getting their drive at 5 promotion?

iLoveUMeeper Wrote:


^^^^ lol wtf??

RESton Peace Wrote:
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> way to just jump right past the other valid points
> I made and harp on minutiae. The true sign of
> someone who knows they lost an argument and can't
> just shut up and admit they are wrong.


I'm from Baltimore and it's a great place to live - much nicer than the DC area. However, both areas have their ghettos and bad spots so it's an argument that could go on for years. Obviously many Baltimore radio stations are getting better ratings in the DC area than WJFK. Maybe Fairfax Underground could start a forum relating to living in Baltimore vs. DC?

Anyway, I'd rather read about what an ass Mike O'Meara is. Anyone who knows him, and that includes me, is excited about his professional downturn. Right now, the problem is that the whole station is down on their ratings. It's sort of like the Detroit Lions situation - who do you fire? Do you fire the whole team? Will firing Michael Hughes really make much of a difference?

Justin Wrote:
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>
Right now, the problem is that the
> whole station is down on their ratings. It's sort
> of like the Detroit Lions situation - who do you
> fire?

Everyone

> Do you fire the whole team?

Yes. Start today.

> Will firing
> Michael Hughes really make much of a difference?

Yes.

Michael Hughes has had 9 months to turn things around and he didn't. He could have made changes but he didn't. He is just as responsible as Mike for last place ratings. He is the one not making any changes, he is just as bad as Mike.

TheCaptainAlwaysGoesDown Wrote:
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> Michael Hughes has had 9 months to turn things
> around and he didn't. He could have made changes
> but he didn't. He is just as responsible as Mike
> for last place ratings. He is the one not making
> any changes, he is just as bad as Mike.


Isn't Michael Hughes the guy who got rid of Ron & Fez? Isn't he the one who put Bill O'Reilly and Jay Severin on the station? And Penn Gillette? And gave Peter Rosenberg his own show? And put that horrible "Love Line" knock-off on the air?

Michael Hughes should have been gone long before this. This is just the latest example of his crap-tastic decision making.

Keep the junkies lose the rest... The FCC (read Powel's son) killed FM talk radio by allowing a virtual monopoly on radio stations and by fining anyone whom had interesting adult entertainment on air.

I wouldn't fire Big O and Dukes - they're great. The Junkies are good but they're getting more and more jaded; I'd still keep them around. O'Meara comes off as putting way too much effort into trying to be funny rather than trying to be entertaining. He can crack his awful jokes all afternoon long but they're not entertaining. In fact, the best part of his show is when he shuts up and lets the guests talk.

Really? Wrote:
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> I wouldn't fire Big O and Dukes - they're great.

I agree.

> The Junkies are good but they're getting more and
> more jaded; I'd still keep them around.

My problem with the Junkies is that they don't sound like a morning team in a top tier market. They lack a certain level of quality. I think they would be fine in mid-days or in the evenings on a Sports talker. But their presentation doesn't sound top notch and if they are getting paid in the millions as a team, they are way overpaid. Does anyone seriously think any other station in town would pay these guys what WJFK does? Or put them on in the morning?

> O'Meara
> comes off as putting way too much effort into
> trying to be funny rather than trying to be
> entertaining. He can crack his awful jokes all
> afternoon long but they're not entertaining. In
> fact, the best part of his show is when he shuts
> up and lets the guests talk.

First, Mike never shuts up and let's his guests talk. He is a horrible interviewer. Broadcasting 101 teaches you to ask open-ended questions and to never ask multiple questions at one time. Mike lumps four or five questions into one ask. He has awful interviewing skills. And this business about giving everyone a turn to ask a question is nonsense. Howard Stern only does it when someone has something valuable to add. Mike let's Buzz and Robb ask some of the most inane questions.

Second, how many damn people does Mike have working for him now? It sounds like he must have four or five producers/bookers on his show. And you know who they book? George Michael! And Tony Perkins! How fucking hard is that to do?

Well, this is my first and last post. I never thought I'd be one of those dickwads who posts negative comments about the show. I was a HUGE Don and Mike fan. I REALLY wanted to like the Mike O'Meara show, and I listened for several weeks straight when it started. But I just wasn't entertained anymore. So I stopped listening. Then I felt bad, so I tried it again for a few more weeks. It's just not funny anymore, imo. Thanks for the good times guys - The Don and Mike Show was something in my life I looked forward to every day. I bid you adieu.

Spirit Wrote:
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> Well, this is my first and last post. I never
> thought I'd be one of those dickwads who posts
> negative comments about the show. I was a HUGE
> Don and Mike fan. I REALLY wanted to like the
> Mike O'Meara show, and I listened for several
> weeks straight when it started. But I just wasn't
> entertained anymore. So I stopped listening.
> Then I felt bad, so I tried it again for a few
> more weeks. It's just not funny anymore, imo.
> Thanks for the good times guys - The Don and Mike
> Show was something in my life I looked forward to
> every day. I bid you adieu.

I think the verdict is in. If you look at the Radio Gods Forum, there is virtually no one there anymore. And almost all of the comments are negative.

does anyone need their ass corn holed? Ladies only please.

Mike O'Meara show just signed a contract that takes them into 2010. So eat that, cock suckers. I guess you bitches will be writing about cancellation dates for another year....lol. you dumb fucks need to get a new hobby...like playing in rush hour traffic.

Certified Anal Rapist Wrote:
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> does anyone need their ass corn holed? Ladies
> only please.


My husband reemed my ass good last nite, so I'm good. MAybe next time. Do you have a number so we can chat? I'm Suzy.

I'M GOING TO START MURDERING YOU MOTHER FUCKERS WHO CONTINUE TO TALK ABOUT WJFK. TRUST ME, I'LL DO IT. LEAVE WFK ALONE, YOU DOUCHE BAGS.

Your mom cupped my sack Wrote:
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> Mike O'Meara show just signed a contract that
> takes them into 2010. So eat that, cock suckers.
> I guess you bitches will be writing about
> cancellation dates for another year....lol. you
> dumb fucks need to get a new hobby...like playing
> in rush hour traffic.


How long until WJFK is bankrupt?

Brother To President Barack H. Obama Wrote:
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> I'M GOING TO START MURDERING YOU MOTHER FUCKERS
> WHO CONTINUE TO TALK ABOUT WJFK. TRUST ME, I'LL
> DO IT. LEAVE WFK ALONE, YOU DOUCHE BAGS.

I really had no desire to participate in this thread until now.

MrMephisto has joined the fray!

> I'M GOING TO START MURDERING YOU MOTHER FUCKERS
> WHO CONTINUE TO TALK ABOUT WJFK. TRUST ME, I'LL
> DO IT. LEAVE WFK ALONE, YOU DOUCHE BAGS.

Well, I see Carla has been hitting the bottle again. Drinking and typing don't mix Carla, get back to the pole.

Brother To President Barack H. Obama Wrote:
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> LEAVE WFK ALONE,

This is my favorite part. Can't even get the call letters of the station right.

I think Carla just figured out that her sugardaddy doesn't have that much sugar anymore and that he is old enough to be her sugarGRANDdaddy. Back to the pole Carla, back to the pole.

I was in the WJFK studio the other day, and was surprised how much it smelled like urine. I would also like to know what they're feeding those cockroaches to make them so big.

Did what's-his-face's show get cancelled yet? I hear he really sucks hard.

Lookin' forward to my murder!

MrMephisto Wrote:
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>
> Lookin' forward to my murder!


LOL!

Your mom cupped my sack Wrote:
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> Mike O'Meara show just signed a contract that
> takes them into 2010.

Really? Did he mention it on the air? If not, how do you know? I don't see it on DCRTV, which would be one of the first to run it if it were common knowledge.

> So eat that, cock suckers.
> I guess you bitches will be writing about
> cancellation dates for another year....lol. you
> dumb fucks need to get a new hobby...like playing
> in rush hour traffic.

I doubt MOM will be on the air to see 2010, regardless of what kind of contract clueless Michael Hughes signed.

Beware of contradicting yourself, WTL. I'm a Big O and Dukes supporter too (though I wouldn't go so far as to call them "great"), but they are among the biggest offenders when it comes to asking multiple questions at once.

Don't believe me? Listen to the next interview in which Oscar takes the lead role. His routine mishandling of English idiom and vocabulary aside, he really is an awful interviewer. Dukes, in his own vulnerable (but much more genuine) style, is far more listenable.

It's a nervous reaction - they're insecure about making the interview work, so they're trying to fill time and make sure they give the guest something to latch onto. But I'll take their banter in a hot second over any interview disaster O'Meara tries to inflict upon us.


WashingTone Locian Wrote:
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> Really? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I wouldn't fire Big O and Dukes - they're great.
>
>
> I agree.
>



Really? wrote:

> > O'Meara
> > comes off as putting way too much effort into
> > trying to be funny rather than trying to be
> > entertaining. He can crack his awful jokes all
> > afternoon long but they're not entertaining.
> In
> > fact, the best part of his show is when he
> shuts
> > up and lets the guests talk.

WashingToneLocian responded:

> First, Mike never shuts up and let's his guests
> talk. He is a horrible interviewer. Broadcasting
> 101 teaches you to ask open-ended questions and to
> never ask multiple questions at one time. Mike
> lumps four or five questions into one ask. He has
> awful interviewing skills. And this business about
> giving everyone a turn to ask a question is
> nonsense. Howard Stern only does it when someone
> has something valuable to add. Mike let's Buzz and
> Robb ask some of the most inane questions.

Big O and Dukes may suck at interviews. I was talking about their overall presentation. I probably wouldn't care so much about Mike's interviewing style if the rest of his show didn't suck ass.

Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: January 29, 2009 10:42AM


"I was in the WJFK studio the other day, and was surprised how much it smelled like urine. "

That was just Buzz. His colostomy bag was leaking that day.

CarlaTDrunk Wrote:
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> Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
> Posted by: MrMephisto ()
> Date: January 29, 2009 10:42AM
>
>
> "I was in the WJFK studio the other day, and was
> surprised how much it smelled like urine. "
>
> That was just Buzz. His colostomy bag was leaking
> that day.


That, and Mike's urine-soaked pants after an afternoon bender on the air. Nothing is funnier than a fat fake Irishman than a drunk and angry fat fake Irishman.

Who wants to pretend to be Irish? They're the original white trash.

I don't have a personal vendetta against Mike O'Meara. I just want my drive home to be better. Right now it sucks because he, Effeminate Rob and Buzz are murdering the airwaves.

I don't really like to listen to music on the way home, either, so WJFK is my go to. Can't they just switch Big O and Dukes and Mike O'Meara? That would solve a lot of problems.

I still haven't heard anything from the person harping about Mike's contract extension. If it turns out to be true, I think it confirms my suspicion that Mike or Robb or someone else from the show frequents this site (probably Mike himself).

Hey pendejo, trust me. The contract has been extended. Only because WJFK had nothing to replace it with. If the ratings continue to drop it will become feasible to replace the show with all PSAs and still get better ratings.

Ah, resorting to insults... possibly the telltale sign of a liar who's been called out?


Naru Hodo Wrote:
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> Hey pendejo, trust me. The contract has been
> extended. Only because WJFK had nothing to replace
> it with. If the ratings continue to drop it will
> become feasible to replace the show with all PSAs
> and still get better ratings.

Time will tell.

I just want to know how people coming to this site know so much about Mike's contract when it isn't in the public domain. I would assume if this were general knowledge around WJFK it would already be on DCRTV. I have to assume that Mike or Robb are coming on here to post this stuff if it is true.

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> I was in the WJFK studio the other day, and was
> surprised how much it smelled like urine. I would
> also like to know what they're feeding those
> cockroaches to make them so big.
>
> Did what's-his-face's show get cancelled yet? I
> hear he really sucks hard.
>
> Lookin' forward to my murder!

Still alive. What a disappointment.

well faggots where's the rancor? the bitter minority that all of you are and your fatalistic predictions about the MOMS was WRONG. "Wrong" in the sense that all of your pathetic lives are wrong. assholes.

Bitter minority? I think it's clear that NO ONE likes the show. Just check the ratings!

Listened to five min of show yesterday and Mike made a comment about certain people at a web site being filled with hate for his show. Wonder if it was here? I am sure there are plenty of sites that say they suck though.

"i'm a christian who was busted for a pound of pot" Wrote:
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> well faggots where's the rancor? the bitter
> minority that all of you are and your fatalistic
> predictions about the MOMS was WRONG. "Wrong" in
> the sense that all of your pathetic lives are
> wrong. assholes.

You're SO right. TMOS is HUGE and it's busting out nationwide! Everywhere I go in the DC area, people are glued to their radio to hear what excitement comes next. My friends all over the country are talking about the buzz this show is generating and are listening online and demanding their local station carry TMOS!

Don Geronimo leaving was the best thing to happen to Mike O'Meara, he has really blossomed and found his own voice and created soemthing so new and compelling that he wil be imitated by wannabes for decades to come.

Hail Mike O'Meara- you are the new King of All Media!!

I've heard people talk about Elliot, Stern and even greaseman, never O'Meara.

"i'm a christian who was busted for a pound of pot" Wrote:
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> well faggots where's the rancor? the bitter
> minority that all of you are and your fatalistic
> predictions about the MOMS was WRONG. "Wrong" in
> the sense that all of your pathetic lives are
> wrong. assholes.


Wrong? We were predicting MOM would have horrible ratings, and it has come true. I have doubted the show would make it a year. it hasn't been a year yet.

Seriously, Mike. You need to spend less time worrying about what people on the Internet say and spend more time producing a better product. You are phoning your show in the way you phoned your bar in. The bar lasted three years but ended up being a bust...just like your show is going to be.

Polls Lies Wrote:
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>
> You're SO right. TMOS is HUGE and it's busting out
> nationwide!


Here is a quick look at some of Mike's affiliates across the country:


Bakersfield - KGEO - AM - 28th Place in the Market
Sacramento - KHTK - AM 15th Place in the Market (was worse until the station became an all Sports Format).
Wichita - KFH -AM - Buzz's home town - 16th Place.


When Don was on, it was a perennial Top 10 show most of the time, often getting into the Top 5. Mike is lucky if his show is in the teens.

The other night, I ate a massive feast at P.F. Chang's, then went home and proceeded to drink about 12 cheap beers. Needless to say, something bad was percolating in my guts.

I finally felt the call, and went to the bathroom. I sat on the toilet for an hour, and nothing. Inside, it felt like a swarm of bees was going apeshit on my soft, fleshy organs. I cried. I begged. I offered my soul to the devil for sweet release. I tried medication, plungers, anything I could think of. I was desperate to be freed from the demon inside me. I contemplated suicide.

Then I listened to the Mike O'Meara Show, and the suck factor caused my bowels to immediately empty. The toilet exploded as if it had been hit with an artillery shell. I collapsed into the fetal position, and there I praised God for my savior and His son, Mike O'Meara.

So fuck all you haterz.

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> The other night, I ate a massive feast at P.F.
> Chang's, then went home and proceeded to drink
> about 12 cheap beers. Needless to say, something
> bad was percolating in my guts.
>
> I finally felt the call, and went to the bathroom.
> I sat on the toilet for an hour, and nothing.
> Inside, it felt like a swarm of bees was going
> apeshit on my soft, fleshy organs. I cried. I
> begged. I offered my soul to the devil for sweet
> release. I tried medication, plungers, anything I
> could think of. I was desperate to be freed from
> the demon inside me. I contemplated suicide.
>
> Then I listened to the Mike O'Meara Show, and the
> suck factor caused my bowels to immediately empty.
> The toilet exploded as if it had been hit with an
> artillery shell. I collapsed into the fetal
> position, and there I praised God for my savior
> and His son, Mike O'Meara.
>
> So fuck all you haterz.


I made the mistake of taking a big drink of water before reading the third paragraph. I'm still coughing.

Well done.

"i'm a christian who was busted for a pound of pot" Wrote:
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> well faggots where's the rancor? the bitter
> minority that all of you are and your fatalistic
> predictions about the MOMS was WRONG. "Wrong" in
> the sense that all of your pathetic lives are
> wrong. assholes.

The world's oldest phone screener, Joe Ardinger, checking in.

> well faggots where's the rancor? the bitter
> minority that all of you are and your fatalistic
> predictions about the MOMS was WRONG. "Wrong" in
> the sense that all of your pathetic lives are
> wrong. assholes.

You fail at grammar, dipshit. Eat shit and die. The truth is there are still a majority of radio listeners in the DC area who are NOT listening to Lard-O, and the breakfast flakes. Going from 21st to 17th place in one set of PPM's only means that he is no longer being outperformed by by the out of town stations.

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
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> > I was in the WJFK studio the other day, and was
> > surprised how much it smelled like urine. I
> would
> > also like to know what they're feeding those
> > cockroaches to make them so big.
> >
> > Did what's-his-face's show get cancelled yet?
> I
> > hear he really sucks hard.
> >
> > Lookin' forward to my murder!
>
> Still alive. What a disappointment.

Believe me, I am still alive!

I'm doing science, and I'm still alive!

I feel fantastic, and I'm still alive!

And when you're dying, I'll be still alive!

And when you're dead, I will be still alive!

Still alive!

Still alive.

I think the reason O'Meara went from 21st to 17th is because we have bashed him so much on this forum that people have actually tuned in to see how horrible his show is. I anticipate that "surge" won't last.

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> The other night, I ate a massive feast at P.F.
> Chang's, then went home and proceeded to drink
> about 12 cheap beers. Needless to say, something
> bad was percolating in my guts.
>
> I finally felt the call, and went to the bathroom.
> I sat on the toilet for an hour, and nothing.
> Inside, it felt like a swarm of bees was going
> apeshit on my soft, fleshy organs. I cried. I
> begged. I offered my soul to the devil for sweet
> release. I tried medication, plungers, anything I
> could think of. I was desperate to be freed from
> the demon inside me. I contemplated suicide.
>
> Then I listened to the Mike O'Meara Show, and the
> suck factor caused my bowels to immediately empty.
> The toilet exploded as if it had been hit with an
> artillery shell. I collapsed into the fetal
> position, and there I praised God for my savior
> and His son, Mike O'Meara.
>
> So fuck all you haterz.


It's nice to know that the show is good for something.

Mike O'Meara's career has been screwed up ever since big Sid sold WBEY Country 103.

Christ, that bitch BethAnn can't book a decent guest for shit! This is the person Mike relies on? Rob needs to take her out to the woods, kick her out of the car, say "You're free!" and speed off.

Dr. Dave: "Lava is quite hot."

No shit! That's the kind of insight only a man with a PH.D can give us!

Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey. If you ever drop your keys in molten lava, don't dry to get them back out, 'cause Baby, they're gone!

"try", not "dry".

I figured out why Mike's ratings "spiked" from 21 to 17.

First, it is entirely possible all this talk about his show not being on the air after the 23rd resulted in more people tuning in for his swan song.

Second, and probably more realistically, I don't see Baltimore stations on the local PPM. I bet anything WJFK bitched about those stations being included because they technically not part of this DMA. In return, Arbitron dropped them. As a result, Mike's show looks like it went up when, in reality, the Baltimore stations that were tied or ahead of it were taken off of the list.

Naru Hodo Wrote:
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> Time will tell.



you are one mysterious sob.

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is it 'our don, ah'?

or does it mean 'i see' in japanese.

party on wayne.

McBridian? McKetzie? Even the names and nicknames of the people associated with the show are fucking rediculous...............

You losers crack me up. The show was gonna be gone, right? Oh wait...you fags just cant deal with the fact the show is on, the contracts are extended, and all you have to do is sit there and be jealous. Keep claiming the death of the show, everyone else will just keep listening. Keep touting your imaginary ratings numbers...the ratings are obviously strong enough that they are keeping it on. You fuckin bitches. Keep listening and keep hating, the fans of the show will keep mocking your sad, pathetic lives.

Testify my brotha!

dbldn11 Wrote:
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> You losers crack me up. The show was gonna be
> gone, right? Oh wait...you fags just cant deal
> with the fact the show is on, the contracts are
> extended, and all you have to do is sit there and
> be jealous. Keep claiming the death of the show,
> everyone else will just keep listening. Keep
> touting your imaginary ratings numbers...the
> ratings are obviously strong enough that they are
> keeping it on. You fuckin bitches. Keep listening
> and keep hating, the fans of the show will keep
> mocking your sad, pathetic lives.


This is obviously Mike. He comes on a couple hours after he is done with the show after he downs a six-pack. I still have seen nothing about a contract extension from any other source than this guy. If it is true, this is Mike.

dbldn11 Wrote:
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Keep listening
> and keep hating, the fans of the show will keep
> mocking your sad, pathetic lives.


The fans of the show? You mean you and your faggot lover? Because you're apparently the only two people listening. If you have any proof...any proof at all that the contracts have been extended, then prove it, cocksucker. If you can't, then you're no less pathetic than the people predicting the show's demise on January 23.

Is the show still on the air?

Then shut the fuck up.

Keep brushing up on your sports facts Mike. You'll need them for the new format.

Mike,

The lava doctor was a horrific guest and the "Charlie" call-in was absolutely embarrassing and the polar opposite of funny. Inside jokes are a bad foundation for a radio show. PLEEEEEEEASE stop.

Thaaaaaaaaaaaanks

You all better shut up about Mike O'Meara being in last place or I will start charging you double for lap dances and triple for parking lot blow jobs.

Really? Wrote:
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> Mike,
>
> The lava doctor was a horrific guest


Lava doctor = Little effort

Glad Mike has a crack production staff of four or five people now. Seems that when Don was on all they needed was one producer and they got better guests.

Actually, they didn't really get better guests. They would get people like the Lava Doctor. But Don would bust his balls so bad it made the interviews good. Mike treats them like he is interviewing Kofi Annan.

CarlaTDrunk Wrote:
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> You all better shut up about Mike O'Meara being in
> last place or I will start charging you double for
> lap dances and triple for parking lot blow jobs.

You go right ahead. I've got $15 bucks on me, I can afford a parking lot hummer.