dapjdj Wrote:
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> If it's true the MOMS has lost Portland, Maine -
> that is a tragedy - what could MOMS be drawing
> there - a .000005 share?
>
Basically Mike's ratings suck in every market he is in. His show seems to be 15th or worse in almost every market.
> At some point I realized MOMS was channeling Jack
> Diamond - except I'll bet JD is running a better
> show at this time, and he's got one thing the fat
> boy doesn't: ratings!
>
The difference is JD targets 40- to 50-ish women with low IQs, so he does a great show for those nitwits. O'Meara is using the same exact approach to appeal to 20-ish men...men who don't give a shit about Haggis or southern vampire chicks.
> Here's quick fix for ya Mike: Get that stripper
> girlfriend on the air with bi-weekly "Stripper
> Tales". She can even make up stories, I don't
> give a fuck, it's got to be a better bit that
> anything you are doing now. What have you got to
> lose? You might even crack the top 15 in your
> demo!!
>
This would only be good if she compares Mike's dick size to that of other men she has known.
> Here's another quick fix: Give your diminishing
> audience some credit. You don't have to hype
> every hack-assed 8th tier "celebrity"
> fatter-than-you-Beth-Ann-McBride gets to answer
> the phone as the second coming of Jerry Sienfeld.
> Geez, what a complete failure as a broadcaster.
He is the worst at that. I bet now he wishes like hell they could get Al Molinaro on his shitty show...