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Mr Misery is looked upon as a fool and a joker but I think if he got connered he would fight like a rat. Also, Misery's can could have a sword concelled in it, a sword cane, so he has that going for him too. Also, I know him personally, and know at one time he was into Martial Arts.
Nope Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> > I'm svelte. The only thing fat on me is my dick.
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> Liar
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> You are very fat
Even if we assume for the sake of argument that Mr. Misery is teling the truth - a dubious assumption indeed - if we further assume that the hypothetical "taking" entails him being torn in half, then the size or weight of the "only thing fat" on him becomes entirely irrelevant, as the eagle will leave that "fat thing" on the ground for the rats, wood mice and other vermin who populate the earth, whilst taking flight into the heavens with the by definition not fat remaining portion of Mr. Misery.
Try to picture it: a screaming Miz, bloody entrails flying, being lifted up, up and away... getting smaller and smaller, and finally disappearing entirely while a little 8-year-old boy stands forlornly crying "Come back, Miz! Come back! I need you, don't leave me.size> Father, please, I love you...."
no, but weasels & ferrets might Wrote:
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> he killed lizzie's ferrets, and the mustellid
> family wants revenge. I can picture dozens of
> weasels pouring out of the woods and engulfing
> miz.
What about the weasel that was in....you know, Megan's ass?