Ladies, before Bird Man lays claim to my cock, come and get it.
Hoocoo, that means you. Conie, you get sloppy seconds. Then, Genevieve. In that order.
Bird Man, you can lick the bowl
Re: Could an eagle "take" Mr. Misery?
Posted by:
Mr misery----one tough hombre
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Date: January 08, 2012 04:17PM
Mr Misery is looked upon as a fool and a joker but I think if he got connered he would fight like a rat. Also, Misery's can could have a sword concelled in it, a sword cane, so he has that going for him too. Also, I know him personally, and know at one time he was into Martial Arts.
Re: Could an eagle "take" Mr. Misery?
Posted by:
The Bird Man, II
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Date: January 08, 2012 04:27PM
Mr. Misery may be tough, but I think if he was torn in half first, then most eagles could probably manage it.
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I'm half Mexican gangster and I can kill a hombre with one flick of a nacho chip.
What's everyone eating today? Fuck this nice weather, fuck global warming, fuck guys who wear suspenders.
I'm so high rite now
Suck my dick Bird Man
Re: Could an eagle "take" Mr. Misery?
Posted by:
Nope
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Date: January 09, 2012 09:20PM
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I'm svelte. The only thing fat on me is my dick.
>
Liar
You are very fat
Re: Could an eagle "take" Mr. Misery?
Posted by:
The Bird Man, II
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Date: January 09, 2012 09:43PM
Nope Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> > I'm svelte. The only thing fat on me is my dick.
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> Liar
>
> You are very fat
Even if we assume for the sake of argument that Mr. Misery is teling the truth - a dubious assumption indeed - if we further assume that the hypothetical "taking" entails him being torn in half, then the size or weight of the "only thing fat" on him becomes entirely irrelevant, as the eagle will leave that "fat thing" on the ground for the rats, wood mice and other vermin who populate the earth, whilst taking flight into the heavens with the by definition not fat remaining portion of Mr. Misery.
Try to picture it: a screaming Miz, bloody entrails flying, being lifted up, up and away... getting smaller and smaller, and finally disappearing entirely while a little 8-year-old boy stands forlornly crying "Come back, Miz! Come back! I need you, don't leave me.size> Father, please, I love you...."
Re: Could an eagle "take" Mr. Misery?
Posted by:
Ok man
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Date: January 09, 2012 09:44PM
anonymous misery post above this one
Re: Could an eagle "take" Mr. Misery?
Posted by:
Ok man
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Date: January 09, 2012 09:45PM
anonymous misery post above this one.
Re: Could an eagle "take" Mr. Misery?
Posted by:
Ok man
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Date: January 09, 2012 09:46PM
actually these are all your own posts except for frisky and the fat ones
you are very transparent
Re: Could an eagle "take" Mr. Misery?
Posted by:
"Svelte"
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Date: April 14, 2019 03:31PM
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I'm svelte. The only thing fat on me is my dick.
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Re: Could an eagle "take" Mr. Misery?
Posted by:
Bird Lawyer
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Date: April 14, 2019 03:41PM
According to Bird Law an eagle is free to take as much as he can carry.
Re: Could an eagle "take" Mr. Misery?
Posted by:
no, but weasels & ferrets might
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Date: April 14, 2019 04:05PM
he killed lizzie's ferrets, and the mustellid family wants revenge. I can picture dozens of weasels pouring out of the woods and engulfing miz.
no, but weasels & ferrets might Wrote:
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> he killed lizzie's ferrets, and the mustellid
> family wants revenge. I can picture dozens of
> weasels pouring out of the woods and engulfing
> miz.
What about the weasel that was in....you know, Megan's ass?