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Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Forever Alone ()
Date: November 22, 2011 06:24PM

Come on, speak up! I know PLENTY of you fuckers will be all by yourselves (as usual) on Thursday! So who are you and what will you be doing besides crying to yourself?

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: November 22, 2011 06:32PM

I'm spending my thanksgiving with my real friends and family...



Here on FFU.

 

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Forever Alone ()
Date: November 22, 2011 06:38PM


That is embarrassing. I almost feel sorry for you.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: forever alone. ()
Date: November 22, 2011 06:57PM

eesh

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Forever Alone ()
Date: November 22, 2011 06:58PM

iAgree!

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Hello, this is Meade Skelton ()
Date: November 22, 2011 07:01PM

Hi everybody!

I would like to personally invite all the lonely people of Fairfax Underground to come to my house to have a delicious Thanksgiving meal!

Everybody's welcome!

Come on down!

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Forever Alone ()
Date: November 22, 2011 07:02PM

Post your address, NOW!

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Free meal not worth it. ()
Date: November 22, 2011 07:04PM

Hello, this is Meade Skelton Wrote:
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> Hi everybody!
>
> I would like to personally invite all the lonely
> people of Fairfax Underground to come to my house
> to have a delicious Thanksgiving meal!
>
> Everybody's welcome!
>
> Come on down!


I'm not about to be part of a captive audience, I know your going to sing. ID RATHER STARVE TO DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Help ()
Date: November 22, 2011 07:05PM

My sister is crazy bat shit and each year she complains about her lazy gov't job. You can have her for a bottle of good bourbon.

Thanks!

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Eat meade ()
Date: November 22, 2011 07:05PM

Let's eat meade. I want to stuff him and shove an apple in his mouth

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: clues ()
Date: November 22, 2011 07:06PM

I plan to invite my retarded friend over and help him to spell "whatching"

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Forever Alone ()
Date: November 22, 2011 07:08PM

Aw, look at this one...he thought it was a typo, looks like you missed 'while' too. Are you upset because I'm just drilling it in how lonely you really are? Awww...

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 22, 2011 07:37PM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> I'm spending my thanksgiving with my real friends
> and family...
>
>
>
> Here on FFU.
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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 22, 2011 07:39PM

I'm going over to chuckhoffmann's house and we're going to have canned chicken, paid for by his food stamps.




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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Forever Alone ()
Date: November 22, 2011 07:39PM

Fucking disgusting

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: chicken = turkey? ()
Date: November 22, 2011 07:40PM

thanks for the tip

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: FAIL! ()
Date: November 22, 2011 07:41PM

eesh Wrote:
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> I'm going over to chuckhoffmann's house and we're
> going to have canned turkey, paid for by his food
> stamps.
>
>
>
>

since when does a chicken become a turkey?










when it's in a can! that's when!

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 22, 2011 07:42PM

A little late on the game FAIL!, I edited my post a full minute before you posted. Does it take that long for you to type?

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: FAIL! ()
Date: November 22, 2011 07:43PM

it wasn't a full minute it had JUST turned :41 when I posted it. Go eat your turkin in a can

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: FAIL! ()
Date: November 22, 2011 07:44PM

I'm also chicken = turkey?

so that could explain that too, but again, thanks for the tip. I wasn't aware that chicken = turkey

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: HE MAD ()
Date: November 22, 2011 07:45PM

yep

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Lamont ()
Date: November 23, 2011 11:27AM

got invite from the stepbrother to come on down. Family hadn't had Tanksgiving together ,which had been yearly ritual, since his stepmother my mother died nearly 10 years ago. seemed to always have an excuse each year since. figured around year 5, hey he really doesn't care for me. well this year get invite but then found out it was more about gaining control of some property we own together and he pretty much was wanting me to just give my share too him. fuck it

I'm going to Hooters instead and have the 20 year olds play nice too me. Hell it's more fun than getting dicked by a family member

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 24, 2011 05:01PM

Forever Alone is a young lady


I would like to meat her

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Forever Alone ()
Date: November 24, 2011 06:36PM

Meat me? No thanks. I'm already meated enough.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: November 24, 2011 07:05PM

Does that you you're fat? Or well-fucked?

Forever Alone Wrote:
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> Meat me? No thanks. I'm already meated enough.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Forever Alone ()
Date: November 24, 2011 07:08PM

Well fucked. Pretty sure he doesn't want to make me fat.

Or maybe he does, so I can't escape his rape dungeon.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: November 24, 2011 07:14PM

Are you, Forever Alone? Are you pretty sure, Forever Alone?

Forever Alone Wrote:
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> Well fucked. Pretty sure he doesn't want to make
> me fat.
>
> Or maybe he does, so I can't escape his rape
> dungeon.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 24, 2011 07:15PM

Forever Alone Wrote:
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> Or maybe he does, so I can't escape his rape
> dungeon.



His dungeon is lame, it doesn't even have a Shockspot Fucking Machine.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Forever Alone ()
Date: November 24, 2011 07:16PM

Oh ok then I'm not too worried.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: November 24, 2011 07:18PM

Can it even be considered a dungeon, in that case?

eesh Wrote:
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> His dungeon is lame, it doesn't even have a
> Shockspot Fucking Machine.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 24, 2011 07:25PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Can it even be considered a dungeon, in that
> case?
>
> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > His dungeon is lame, it doesn't even have a
> > Shockspot Fucking Machine.



A lack of a Shockspot Fucking Machine can be redeemed by having a Doggy Style Locking Spreader, a Cock and Ball Pillory, and a Latex Vac-Bed .

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: You people are fags ()
Date: November 24, 2011 07:42PM

A homemade machine - made out of rough wood and nails - is far more frightening and dungeonish than any of these prefab glossy constructs which smack more of neon-lit fitness centers, or Sears, than dark and shadowy dungeons.

And yes, Miz *does* have a variety of homemade contraptions, none of them pleasant to third parties, but all of them PERFECT in his eyes.

Entering Miz's Rape Dungeon™ is like entering the After Dark thread -- (1) it's all Miz all the time, (2) it's perfectly reasonable from at least one point of view (Miz's), and (3) it never ends.

Never. Ends.

Ever.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: November 24, 2011 07:46PM

Fags, huh? Pretty harsh language from someone who uses asterisks around words to add emphasis...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Forever Alone ()
Date: November 24, 2011 07:46PM

lol Harry!

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 24, 2011 07:50PM

harryo so mad i get afraid

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: YPAF ()
Date: November 24, 2011 07:51PM

You're going to pay for that, Tuttle.

Someday, when you least expect it, you are going to pay.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Dd ()
Date: November 15, 2012 12:03PM

I will be alone for Thanksgiving. I am trying to figure out a way to get through it!
My husband is in Afghanistan, my son is in the military and my daughter married a jerk who can't leave his Mommy.
I have invites to go to friends days, but they have their own traditions based around family. Maybe I will cave in and crash someone else's Thanksgiving. I will probably end up finding a place to volunteer. It just may be the richest Thanksgiving holiday ever. But, it is stressful!

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: bar it up ()
Date: November 15, 2012 12:05PM

Dd Wrote:
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> I will be alone for Thanksgiving. I am trying to
> figure out a way to get through it!
> My husband is in Afghanistan, my son is in the
> military and my daughter married a jerk who can't
> leave his Mommy.
> I have invites to go to friends days, but they
> have their own traditions based around family.
> Maybe I will cave in and crash someone else's
> Thanksgiving. I will probably end up finding a
> place to volunteer. It just may be the richest
> Thanksgiving holiday ever. But, it is stressful!

Go to a bar and get some strange. You know you want to. You need it.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: November 15, 2012 12:22PM

You something funny, t



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/06/2013 01:08PM by TheNorthman.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Xmas wish ()
Date: November 15, 2012 12:26PM


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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: November 15, 2012 12:43PM

I think William Moreno was an Art History major at Virginia Commonwealth University but I could be wrong.

I'll look into it later and will MOST certainly make the edits for the sake Search engine optimization telling his side of the story correctly, if I'm wrong. Maybe if Misery feels fucking strong right now he will speak up for himself!!!



*Google-Fuck

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: November 15, 2012 12:43PM

I'll be having my good friends Cpt. Morgan and Jameson over for Thanksgiving. With those guys in my life, I'm never alone.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: SoylentGreen ()
Date: November 15, 2012 12:57PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> I'll be having my good friends Cpt. Morgan and
> Jameson over for Thanksgiving. With those guys in
> my life, I'm never alone.
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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: November 15, 2012 04:13PM

William Moreno-----Calling you out pussy.

Let's do a battle to see who can more efficiently attract life-ruining search results towards the other person's real life identity.

I fucking hate you!

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 15, 2012 04:39PM

Can you imagine Thanksgiving in that house lizzie calls a home? I bet it stays cold through the winter with the exception of a space heater in the dining room.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: November 15, 2012 05:36PM

Your fascination with him reminds me of inkahootz's fascination with the mythical EJ...

When do you plan on moving on, Northman?

TheNorthman Wrote:
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> Calling you out pussy.
>
> Let's do a battle to see who can more efficiently
> attract life-ruining search results towards the
> other person's real life identity.
>
> I fucking hate you!

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 15, 2012 05:52PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Your fascination with him reminds me of
> inkahootz's fascination with the mythical EJ...
>
> When do you plan on moving on, Northman?






Says the troll enabler Tuttles.....don't forget the Denim and Diamond threads your supposed friend started on you.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: November 15, 2012 05:56PM

All I'm saying is that Northman is displaying a very inkahootz-esque fixation on a couple of ghost posters. I don't think anyone on here even gives a care about lizzie or Miz...

Why do you two fellers keep bringing them up?

eesh Wrote:
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> Says the troll enabler Tuttles.....

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: November 15, 2012 05:58PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Your fascination with him reminds me of
> inkahootz's fascination with the mythical EJ...
>
> When do you plan on moving on, Northman?
>
> TheNorthman Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Calling you out pussy.
> >
> > Let's do a battle to see who can more
> efficiently
> > attract life-ruining search results towards the
> > other person's real life identity.
> >
> > I fucking hate you!


So what are you going to do about it? I know he's your friend and all.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 15, 2012 05:59PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> All I'm saying is that Northman is displaying a
> very inkahootz-esque fixation on a couple of ghost
> posters. I don't think anyone on here even gives a
> care about lizzie or Miz...
>
> Why do you two fellers keep bringing them up?






Harry, I'm going to ask that you leave this alone. You can't handle the truth.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: November 15, 2012 06:01PM

Harry come on dude...you know exactly what I want to do to him.

Its just search results.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: November 15, 2012 06:02PM

I'm just curious as to why you are still thinking about these nobodies...

Not only that, but you are actively planning to "google fuck" these people... who you've never met... just because of something they wrote once on an internet forum...

Why haven't you moved on? Are these people really that important to you?

TheNorthman Wrote:
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> So what are you going to do about it? I know he's
> your friend and all.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: November 15, 2012 06:06PM

Oh, so you both share an interest in this weird little hobby?

eesh Wrote:
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> Harry, I'm going to ask that you leave this alone.
> You can't handle the truth.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: King Tutt ()
Date: November 15, 2012 06:06PM

Is this supposed to be some sort of Family Guy humor?


eesh Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > All I'm saying is that Northman is displaying a
> > very inkahootz-esque fixation on a couple of
> ghost
> > posters. I don't think anyone on here even gives
> a
> > care about lizzie or Miz...
> >
> > Why do you two fellers keep bringing them
> up?

>
>
>
>
>
> Harry, I'm going to ask that you leave this alone.
> You can't handle the truth.

Stay tuned for my new album "Tune in" available on iTunes this summer

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: November 15, 2012 06:08PM

Stay out of this, King...

King Tutt Wrote:
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> Is this supposed to be some sort of Family Guy
> humor?

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: November 15, 2012 06:25PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I'm just curious as to why you are still thinking
> about these nobodies...
>
> Not only that, but you are actively planning to
> "google fuck" these people... who you've never
> met... just because of something they wrote once
> on an internet forum...
>
> Why haven't you moved on? Are these people really
> that important to you?
>
> TheNorthman Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So what are you going to do about it? I know
> he's
> > your friend and all.


Misery is a piece of shit who stood behind a wall of anonymity and said the most deplorable things imaginable....and then he was stupid enough to communicate with somebody(I wont mention her name) using an eamail address s.....I'm not even going into how he got outed.

He's a scum-bag and I've made it clear that if he ever posted here again that I would do everyting in my power to tie his name to horrendous search results. He had his 30 hours of fun with that pumpkin picasso account and now he will get his pay back when I feel the time is right.

Oh and dont think that these posts are just "random" ghost-sightings...surely you give me more credit than that.

One more thing...you have tried to enable Misery for sure. But you have done nothing but hurt him in the long run, trust me on that.

We're done here.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Dear John ()
Date: November 16, 2012 05:11PM

I'm going to Fairview Park Marriott for some clam stuffing

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 17, 2012 12:36AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> All I'm saying is that Northman is displaying a
> very inkahootz-esque fixation on a couple of ghost
> posters. I don't think anyone on here even gives a
> care about lizzie or Miz...
>
> Why do you two fellers keep bringing them up?
>
> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Says the troll enabler Tuttles.....





So you claim Mr. Misery doesn't post anymore, right? Check out all the Obama wins reelection threads and the Tina Westerberg posts.


Douchebag.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: What about Pat? ()
Date: November 17, 2012 12:44AM

eesh Wrote:
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>
>
>
>
> So you claim Mr. Misery doesn't post anymore,
> right? Check out all the Obama wins reelection
> threads and the Tina Westerberg posts.
>
>
> Douchebag.


I assumed this was the loser puerto rican Pat L. Wasn't he the one discussing Cary all by himself on that thread the other day?

Seems like any time he hooks up with a fat chick at some bar, as soon as he finds out she has internet that hasn't been blocked by Cary, he gets on here and starts posting all sorts of nonsense.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: November 18, 2012 05:43AM

I haven't claimed anything in this thread, Captain Logic...

Why you gotta try to pick a fight?

eesh, apparently, won't settle for anything less than complete domination of teh threadz.

Just wait until my buddy, King Tutt, pops in here and lets you have it... By recycling all my old material...

eesh Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > All I'm saying is that Northman is displaying a
> > very inkahootz-esque fixation on a couple of
> ghost
> > posters. I don't think anyone on here even gives
> a
> > care about lizzie or Miz...
> >
> > Why do you two fellers keep bringing them up?
> >
> > eesh Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Says the troll enabler Tuttles.....
>
>
>
>
>
> So you claim Mr. Misery doesn't post anymore,
> right? Check out all the Obama wins reelection
> threads and the Tina Westerberg posts.
>
>
> Douchebag.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: loser. ()
Date: November 24, 2012 04:38AM

TheNorthman Wrote:
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> I think William Moreno was an Art History major at
> Virginia Commonwealth University but I could be
> wrong.
>
> I'll look into it later and will MOST certainly
> make the edits for the sake Search engine
> optimization
telling his side of the story
> correctly, if I'm wrong. Maybe if Misery feels
> fucking strong right now he will speak up for
> himself!!!
>
>
>
> *Google-Fuck
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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: November 24, 2012 12:31PM

Who is that in the picture?

Is that supposed to be William Moreno?

Is William Moreno related to Tony Moreno, played by John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever?

Are those outfits considered 'Goth'?

And actually, she ain't bad for a white chick.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: wrongo ()
Date: November 24, 2012 12:36PM

BEH Wrote:
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> Who is that in the picture?
>
> Is that supposed to be William Moreno?
>
> Is William Moreno related to Tony Moreno, played
> by John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever?
>
> Are those outfits considered 'Goth'?
>
> And actually, she ain't bad for a white chick.


I went to the movies with him and he cooked me chicken while I played with his cat. He's flooding the forum with these pics to keep them on the wrong track. That's not him. He's fat, has a beard and drives a gold shitty Kia.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 24, 2012 01:29PM

wrongo Wrote:
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> He's fat, has a beard
> and drives a gold shitty Kia.





I'll confirm that when I drive up to Sterling on my way to my special field trip to Poolesville, Maryland.


Of course, he supposed to be an art student at VCU, maybe I'll run into him in the Fan district.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: "Kharn" ()
Date: December 15, 2012 05:31PM

TheNorthman Wrote:
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> William Moreno-----Calling you out pussy.
>
> Let's do a battle to see who can more efficiently
> attract life-ruining search results towards the
> other person's real life identity.
>
> I fucking hate you!


come on already, we know what he looks like, his name, his wife...what are we waiting for? this sick fuck deserves....well...not gonna go there. but we really need to go after him, and his sick wife for marrying him...


Same person???

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: hi guise ()
Date: January 05, 2013 03:03PM

TheNorthman Wrote:
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> You something funny, the OP of this thread
> (Monique Wells) will be in jail over Thanksgiving
> weekend. At least she won't be alone though. As
> for that scum-bag, child rapist from Sterling,
> Virginia.....William Moreno,...he knows better
> than to return here too.


what's up guise

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: mister lonely ()
Date: October 26, 2018 10:57AM

My kids are grown and my wife passed away 3 years ago. I am going to sit alone in my basement with a case of sam adams and a couple turkey TV dinners. I will watch football and ice station zebra. I have the entire 4 day weekend off of work. Maybe I will go to Charlestown casino on Friday after Thanksgiving get a room and pay a west virginia slut for a hand job.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 26, 2018 11:02AM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> I'm spending my thanksgiving with my real friends
> and family...
>
>
>
> Here on FFU.



7 years later, frisky will be in jail on Thanksgiving awaiting trial for his 4th DUI.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 26, 2018 11:07AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Can you imagine Thanksgiving in that house lizzie
> calls a home? I bet it stays cold through the
> winter with the exception of a space heater in the
> dining room.


At least this year she will be in Fluvanna in a cozy little cell. We should all write her to let her know we are all thinking of her.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: turnkey turkey ()
Date: October 26, 2018 11:47AM

eesh Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Can you imagine Thanksgiving in that house
> lizzie
> > calls a home? I bet it stays cold through the
> > winter with the exception of a space heater in
> the
> > dining room.
>
>
> At least this year she will be in Fluvanna in a
> cozy little cell. We should all write her to let
> her know we are all thinking of her.


Virginia department of corrections is famous for their delicious turnkey turkey loaf.
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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Andrew Arst ()
Date: November 08, 2018 12:22PM

I'll be spending time playing Australian online casinos but what's bad about that? Some people think that it's obligatory to spend such holidays with family or friends but for me it's just a prejudice.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: She run run run run run run run ()
Date: November 08, 2018 12:32PM

I'll be at home, ALONE, listening to Creep, by Radiohead!
I'll probably jerk off all day too, so there's THAT!

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: county employee ()
Date: November 08, 2018 04:05PM

The county is closing at noon on Wednesday and we don't return to work till Monday morning. That is a long time to be home alone. I will get depressed.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Truth and Wisdom ()
Date: November 10, 2018 02:16PM

mister lonely Wrote:
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> My kids are grown and my wife passed away 3 years
> ago. I am going to sit alone in my basement with a
> case of sam adams and a couple turkey TV dinners.
> I will watch football and ice station zebra. I
> have the entire 4 day weekend off of work. Maybe I
> will go to Charlestown casino on Friday after
> Thanksgiving get a room and pay a west virginia
> slut for a hand job.

Very sad Mr. Lonely. Why not go to one of those Asian spas and get yourself a nice massage to go along with that handjob?

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: kollege dropout ()
Date: November 10, 2018 02:40PM

I will be alone on Thanksgiving. My Mom is going on a cruise with her friends from church. I will stay home in my basement bedroom and take care of my Moms two dogs. I have the holiday meal all planned.....
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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: BS Detective ()
Date: November 10, 2018 03:20PM

^^^ This will also be the perfect opportunity for you to put on your mom's dainties and parade around the house getting in touch with your feminine side. Go ahead you know you want to. No one will know

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Mr Sad ()
Date: November 10, 2019 01:51PM

I will be home alone the entire 4 day weekend. I am short on cash too so Thanksgiving day I can afford one of those 49 cents per pound turkeys from Aldi and a case of natural light. Maybe a can of gravy and a loaf of white bread if I have enough money.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Holidays suck ()
Date: November 10, 2019 02:59PM

I would be home alone as well. I am going to work through the holiday so I do not just sit at home and think about it. I also don't go out of my way to eat traditional holiday foods. Too many good memories are evoked by the simple aroma of certain foods that I cannot deal with right now.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: so lame. ()
Date: November 11, 2019 04:56PM

I will be binge watching Gilmore girls alone the entire 4 day weekend. It's going to be great!

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: too lame ()
Date: November 13, 2019 04:27AM

so lame. Wrote:
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> I will be binge watching Gilmore girls alone the
> entire 4 day weekend. It's going to be great!

Man that has to suck. Maybe you should smoke some pot.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Maybe you should consider ()
Date: November 13, 2019 09:32AM

Mr Sad Wrote:
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> I will be home alone the entire 4 day weekend. I
> am short on cash too so Thanksgiving day I can
> afford one of those 49 cents per pound turkeys
> from Aldi and a case of natural light. Maybe a can
> of gravy and a loaf of white bread if I have
> enough money.

Maybe you should consider
Letting a married man come over to suck you off!
WHERE DO YOU LIVE?

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Offers ()
Date: November 13, 2019 09:38AM

Are you offering to help him?

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Yes, I am! ()
Date: November 13, 2019 11:13AM

Of course!

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Confession Time ()
Date: November 13, 2019 11:48AM

too lame Wrote:
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> so lame. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I will be binge watching Gilmore girls alone
> the
> > entire 4 day weekend. It's going to be great!
>
> Man that has to suck. Maybe you should smoke some
> pot.


Confession time. I have the hots for Lauren Graham. Not enough to become a fan of Gilmore Girls, but I have been known to stream the show with the sound off.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Ben Dover ()
Date: November 13, 2019 10:13PM

Lauren Graham grew up in Great Falls. She’s cute.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: lonely star ()
Date: November 14, 2019 06:15AM

A lonely star
sits in the sky.
It starts to flicker
and begins to cry.

A lonely star
looks down on us all.
It takes a step
and starts to fall.

A lonely star,
falling down
like an apple from a tree -
it still wears a frown.

A lonely star
laying on the ground;
it looks to the moon,
a home it never found.

A lonely star
whose light is fading
is cold and crying.
She spent her whole life waiting.

A lonely star
blinks her goodbyes.
Her light goes out
and she slowly dies.

Source: https://www.familyfriendpoems.com/poem/a-lonely-star

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: fEED mE yOUR cUM ()
Date: November 14, 2019 06:38AM

Mr Sad Wrote:
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> I will be home alone the entire 4 day weekend. I
> am short on cash too so Thanksgiving day I can
> afford one of those 49 cents per pound turkeys
> from Aldi and a case of natural light. Maybe a can
> of gravy and a loaf of white bread if I have
> enough money.

Drink your Natural Light and let me drink your load!
Married white guy, trying to drink my first load!

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: family man ()
Date: November 18, 2019 05:11AM

I would give my left nut to have a 4 day weekend alone. I will be driving 6 hours each way to visit my in-laws for three nights. I will be travelling with my nagging wife and snot nosed kids. I will be sleeping on a shitty fold out couch and have no privacy. I will be eating dry overcooked turkey. My Thanksgiving will be a living hell.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: long haul ()
Date: November 18, 2019 04:41PM

family man Wrote:
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> I would give my left nut to have a 4 day weekend
> alone. I will be driving 6 hours each way to visit
> my in-laws for three nights. I will be travelling
> with my nagging wife and snot nosed kids. I will
> be sleeping on a shitty fold out couch and have no
> privacy. I will be eating dry overcooked turkey.
> My Thanksgiving will be a living hell.

Well you signed up for that shit when you stuck your dick in and bought the ring.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Other ways ()
Date: November 18, 2019 04:45PM

long haul Wrote:
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> family man Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I would give my left nut to have a 4 day
> weekend
> > alone. I will be driving 6 hours each way to
> visit
> > my in-laws for three nights. I will be
> travelling
> > with my nagging wife and snot nosed kids. I
> will
> > be sleeping on a shitty fold out couch and have
> no
> > privacy. I will be eating dry overcooked
> turkey.
> > My Thanksgiving will be a living hell.
>
> Well you signed up for that shit when you stuck
> your dick in and bought the ring.


Chris Watts had a point.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: i agree dude ()
Date: November 18, 2019 04:51PM

family man Wrote:
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> I would give my left nut to have a 4 day weekend
> alone.

lol, I was just thinking the EXACT same thing now that it's right around the corner. Driving 4 hours, sleeping in a strange bed, having do what everybody else wants to do instead of what I want to do. The holidays are a hassle man.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Here's what I do ()
Date: November 18, 2019 05:01PM

i agree dude Wrote:
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> family man Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I would give my left nut to have a 4 day
> weekend
> > alone.
>
> lol, I was just thinking the EXACT same thing now
> that it's right around the corner. Driving 4
> hours, sleeping in a strange bed, having do what
> everybody else wants to do instead of what I want
> to do. The holidays are a hassle man.


I rub one out in the shower and put the splooge in a bottle of lotion.
Thinking about my mother-in-law putting my baby batter on her face makes it worthwhile. That baby batter is responsible for her granddaughter,

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Antiasshat. ()
Date: November 18, 2019 08:36PM

Maybe you should consider Wrote:
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>
>
> Maybe you should consider
> Letting a married man come over to suck you off!
> WHERE DO YOU LIVE?

This may be a dumb question but how is letting some middle aged, paunchy and probably balding dude suck you off going to make you feel any better about being lonely on the holidays? Would seem like that would make you feel like you’ve hit rock bottom instead. Just sayin’

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: where is this going ()
Date: November 18, 2019 08:52PM

Antiasshat. Wrote:
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> Maybe you should consider Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> >
> > Maybe you should consider
> > Letting a married man come over to suck you off!
>
> > WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
>
> This may be a dumb question but how is letting
> some middle aged, paunchy and probably balding
> dude suck you off going to make you feel any
> better about being lonely on the holidays? Would
> seem like that would make you feel like you’ve
> hit rock bottom instead. Just sayin’


Ya, I agree. Next thing you know you will have track marks up and down your arms and sores on your face from the meth bugs.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: So thankful this year ()
Date: November 22, 2019 08:50AM

My wife is helping her sister recover from a fall so she is out of town. My daughter is working in London so she will not be here. I WILL be spending the 4 day weekend with my beagle. We are going to lay around the house like bitches and I am going to drink a ton of beer and cook chicken and burgers on the grill. This is the first Thanksgiving I can remember where I get to be alone.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: pretty bird ()
Date: November 23, 2019 09:13AM

I wonder what Miz is doing for Thanksgiving

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Francis ()
Date: November 23, 2019 03:26PM

Here is my plan for Thanksgiving dinner alone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5lH4l9Ii04

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Vibrating Thursday ()
Date: November 24, 2019 07:05AM

Any loners going to masturbate on Thanksgiving? 27/F here and I plan trying out a new toy Thursday night. It’s my only tradition.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: a guy 2 ()
Date: November 28, 2019 09:37AM

I am home alone now and broke but this is a three paycheck month and that 3rd paycheck hits my bank account overnight tonight. The party starts tomorrow!

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: sureokkkturkeygay ()
Date: November 28, 2019 10:31AM

Francis Wrote:
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> Here is my plan for Thanksgiving dinner alone.
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5lH4l9Ii04


I give you our youth today...

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