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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: down an out ()
Date: November 28, 2019 11:56AM

The EBT cards were credited early because of the holiday. I got a whole rotisserie chicken a loaf of white bread and a can of gravy. This will be a great thanksgiving even though I am alone and living in a cheap motel room.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Antiasshat. ()
Date: November 28, 2019 12:03PM

Vibrating Thursday Wrote:
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> Any loners going to masturbate on Thanksgiving?
> 27/F here and I plan trying out a new toy Thursday
> night. It’s my only tradition.


Vibrating, do you mind sharing pictures? Would probably be better than watching the football game

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: naked cruelty ()
Date: November 28, 2019 01:21PM

down an out Wrote:
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> The EBT cards were credited early because of the
> holiday. I got a whole rotisserie chicken a loaf
> of white bread and a can of gravy. This will be a
> great thanksgiving even though I am alone and
> living in a cheap motel room.


I bought whatever the hell my family and I wanted to eat last Sunday. We are cooking it all now and our kids are visiting. I did this because my wife and I have jobs. Maybe you should try getting a job and not rely on the ebt card. It is a wonderful experience having a JOB!

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Psychotic ()
Date: November 28, 2019 01:30PM

Killaz only
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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Alternative incarceration branch ()
Date: November 28, 2019 02:52PM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> I'm spending my thanksgiving with my real friends
> and family...
>
>
>
> Here in jail

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: trustee. ()
Date: November 28, 2019 03:30PM

Alternative incarceration branch Wrote:
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> friskydingo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm spending my thanksgiving with my real
> friends
> > and family...
> >
> >
> >
> > Here in jail


He is no longer in jail. They moved him to prison a week or so back.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: AIB ()
Date: November 28, 2019 03:36PM

He's in the jail work release program.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: cramberry sauce. ()
Date: November 03, 2020 12:00PM

Will Frisky be out this year?

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: meade.. ()
Date: November 03, 2020 12:55PM

I will not be eating Thanksgiving dinner. My fans need me.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: dave dave dave ()
Date: November 15, 2020 05:22AM

I would love to spend Thanksgiving with my family but I have to leave the house because certain family members are coming over and they have a restraining order against me. Last Thanksgiving I stayed in the Wolftrap motel but I heard it is now closed. I guess I will try the Breezeway motel this year. Fuck my life.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Anticlockwise ()
Date: November 15, 2020 06:57AM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> I'm spending my thanksgiving with my real friends
> and family...
>
>
>
> Here on FFU.

Hey Mike what happened to your other family? You know the one full of drunks..

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Miss Anthropic ()
Date: November 15, 2020 06:58AM

I wish I could spend my Thanksgiving alone. I hate humans

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Faux poor ()
Date: November 15, 2020 07:01AM

naked cruelty Wrote:
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> down an out Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The EBT cards were credited early because of
> the
> > holiday. I got a whole rotisserie chicken a
> loaf
> > of white bread and a can of gravy. This will be
> a
> > great thanksgiving even though I am alone and
> > living in a cheap motel room.
>
>
> I bought whatever the hell my family and I wanted
> to eat last Sunday. We are cooking it all now and
> our kids are visiting. I did this because my wife
> and I have jobs. Maybe you should try getting a
> job and not rely on the ebt card. It is a
> wonderful experience having a JOB!


Hot rotisserie chickens are not covered by the EBT card

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: low end lodger. ()
Date: November 15, 2020 01:53PM

dave dave dave Wrote:
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> I would love to spend Thanksgiving with my family
> but I have to leave the house because certain
> family members are coming over and they have a
> restraining order against me. Last Thanksgiving I
> stayed in the Wolftrap motel but I heard it is now
> closed. I guess I will try the Breezeway motel
> this year. Fuck my life.

The Best Western at 123 and 66 is pretty cool. They even have smoking rooms if you feel like smokin a bowl. China garden delivers there too.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Me that's who ()
Date: November 15, 2020 02:12PM

I'll most likely buy a Swanson Frozen Turkey TV dinner, maybe with a ham one, (you know I'm not Gerry lolo, with the latter). Possibly a pie or couple, Apple and Pumpkin. Watch reruns of the Thanksgiving Day Parade if they even have a parade. Just relax maybe. Been my routine for the past 6 Thanksgiving, lolo, thanks for what!!!??

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Bird's Eye ()
Date: November 15, 2020 02:31PM

Me that's who Wrote:
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> I'll most likely buy a Swanson Frozen Turkey TV
> dinner, maybe with a ham one, (you know I'm not
> Gerry lolo, with the latter). Possibly a pie or
> couple, Apple and Pumpkin. Watch reruns of the
> Thanksgiving Day Parade if they even have a
> parade. Just relax maybe. Been my routine for
> the past 6 Thanksgiving, lolo, thanks for
> what!!!??

Swanson stopped selling frozen dinners in 2009. If you still have Swanson products in your freezer you better look at the expiration date.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: alone in the basement. ()
Date: November 21, 2021 11:00AM

I will be home alone for the entire 4 day weekend. I am babysitting 2 dogs for other family members as they travel to enjoy a big family get together. Fuck my life.
To make things worse I am short on cash, I just have enough money for a 30 pack of Busch beer and a couple frozen dinners.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: I feel your pain... ()
Date: November 21, 2021 11:05AM

alone in the basement. Wrote:
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> I will be home alone for the entire 4 day weekend.
> I am babysitting 2 dogs for other family members
> as they travel to enjoy a big family get together.
> Fuck my life.
> To make things worse I am short on cash, I just
> have enough money for a 30 pack of Busch beer and
> a couple frozen dinners.


just 30 beers? After Thanksgiving, what are you going to drink for the next three days?

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Eat it ()
Date: November 21, 2021 11:14AM

Bird's Eye Wrote:
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> Me that's who Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'll most likely buy a Swanson Frozen Turkey TV
> > dinner, maybe with a ham one, (you know I'm not
> > Gerry lolo, with the latter). Possibly a pie
> or
> > couple, Apple and Pumpkin. Watch reruns of the
> > Thanksgiving Day Parade if they even have a
> > parade. Just relax maybe. Been my routine for
> > the past 6 Thanksgiving, lolo, thanks for
> > what!!!??
>
> Swanson stopped selling frozen dinners in 2009. If
> you still have Swanson products in your freezer
> you better look at the expiration date.

If your freezer is cold enough the frozen dinners are still fine. Frozen food can literally keep for millennia. Thirty thousand year old Mammoth meat dug out of the permafrost is still delicious. The key is wrap things well to prevent freezer burn. I am still eating frozen and packaged/canned food that I stocked up before Y2k and it tastes fine almost 25 years on.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: alone in the basement. ()
Date: November 21, 2021 11:17AM

I feel your pain... Wrote:
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> alone in the basement. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I will be home alone for the entire 4 day
> weekend.
> > I am babysitting 2 dogs for other family
> members
> > as they travel to enjoy a big family get
> together.
> > Fuck my life.
> > To make things worse I am short on cash, I just
> > have enough money for a 30 pack of Busch beer
> and
> > a couple frozen dinners.
>
>
> just 30 beers? After Thanksgiving, what are you
> going to drink for the next three days?


I get paid on Friday so I can get a couple more 30 packs then. Thanks for asking.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Date: November 21, 2021 11:18AM

I have family that loves me, so I don't have to worry about being "forever alone."


Can my stalkers and harassers say the same?
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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: basement filled with food ()
Date: November 21, 2021 11:20AM

My food bunker is in the basement. I have enough food to last at least 5 years. I have enough alcohol to last decades. Where can I get a couple good whores or loose willing women?

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Obesity ()
Date: November 21, 2021 11:22AM

I am Sylvanna Bocook Wrote:
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> I have family that loves me, so I don't have to
> worry about being "forever alone."

Sylvanna looks like she ate several family members. The others will fall to her fork in due time and she will be alone.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: .section eight? ()
Date: November 21, 2021 11:28AM

I am Sylvanna Bocook Wrote:
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> I have family that loves me, so I don't have to
> worry about being "forever alone."
>
>
> Can my stalkers and harassers say the same?


Look at the lockbox frame around that thermostat. Section 8 housing and they have broken into the thermostat lockbox.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: limited wardrobe ()
Date: November 21, 2021 11:41AM

That's the same black-and-whit dress sylvanna was wearing in her trailer park car photo. Is she going to be buried in it or will she be too fat?

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Sylvanna Blowcook ()
Date: November 21, 2021 11:46AM

limited wardrobe Wrote:
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> That's the same black-and-whit dress sylvanna was
> wearing in her trailer park car photo. Is she
> going to be buried in it or will she be too fat?



There's lots more photos with her wearing that dress. Stay tuned. She's got like 4 different Instagram accounts.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Sylvania Blowcock ()
Date: November 21, 2021 12:12PM

Quote
Sylvania Blowcock
That's 'Ms. Blowcock' to you.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: LOL @ "stay tuned" ()
Date: November 21, 2021 03:28PM

Sylvanna Blowcook Wrote:
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> There's lots more photos with her wearing that
> dress. Stay tuned. She's got like 4 different
> Instagram accounts.

Nobody gives a fuck, basl!

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Never seen anything like that ()
Date: November 21, 2021 03:29PM

.section eight? Wrote:
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> Look at the lockbox frame around that thermostat.
> Section 8 housing and they have broken into the
> thermostat lockbox.

Only a person on section 8 or former section 8 liver would know what that looks like.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: LOL @ nobody ()
Date: November 21, 2021 03:40PM

LOL @ "stay tuned" Wrote:
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> Sylvanna Blowcook Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > There's lots more photos with her wearing that
> > dress. Stay tuned. She's got like 4 different
> > Instagram accounts.
>
> Nobody gives a fuck, basl!

Except you, moreno!

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: -8- ()
Date: November 21, 2021 03:43PM

Never seen anything like that Wrote:
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> .section eight? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Look at the lockbox frame around that
> thermostat.
> > Section 8 housing and they have broken into the
> > thermostat lockbox.
>
> Only a person on section 8 or former section 8
> liver would know what that looks like.

Maybe a Social worker or a tradesman would know.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Yeah sure ()
Date: November 21, 2021 03:59PM

LOL! No one on this website has a trade or degree in anything besides jail, drugs and STDs

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Trinner Toes not signed in ()
Date: November 21, 2021 04:05PM

Yeah sure Wrote:
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> LOL! No one on this website has a trade or degree
> in anything besides jail, drugs and STDs

I may have STDs and abuse drugs and alcohol, but I do have a law degree, from a 4th-tier law school that has since been shuttered.
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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Troubleinparadise ()
Date: November 21, 2021 04:51PM

Avoid

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: alone in the basement. ()
Date: November 24, 2021 02:03PM

I just got home from work and other than a trip to Walmart on Friday I will not leave this basement till Monday morning. Fuck my life.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: you got it good! ()
Date: November 24, 2021 03:27PM

alone in the basement. Wrote:
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> I just got home from work and other than a trip to
> Walmart on Friday I will not leave this basement
> till Monday morning. Fuck my life.

Be thankful asshole. I have to go to my in-laws house and stay there overnight. The whole house smells like a mixture of Ben-Gay and mothballs. Friday morning we have to eat breakfast there too and it always sucks.
You need to get some weed and smoke yer brains out all weekend. You are a lucky motherfucker.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: I Know Of Two ()
Date: November 24, 2021 03:38PM

Two unfriendly stiff and cold lefty's who attacked a man with a rifle

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Theres A Gimp ()
Date: November 24, 2021 03:41PM

I saw on TV and here who will have a hard time lifting anything up to eat more then a 2 oz portion at one time , a baby spooner

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: alone in the basement. ()
Date: November 25, 2021 06:57AM

I plan on cracking open my first Natty light as soon as football starts. I will hopefully drink the entire case and pass out. My only responsibility for the next 4 days is to take care of two dogs. They have had breakfast and are out shitting in the yard now.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: geo tracker dwi ()
Date: November 25, 2021 07:18AM

alone in the basement. Wrote:
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> I just got home from work and other than a trip to
> Walmart on Friday I will not leave this basement
> till Monday morning. Fuck my life.



You think you have it bad? I got a dwi in July and lost my job because of it. I have a restricted drivers license and I had to pay thousands in legal fees and fines as well as ASAP classes. I had to cash in my entire 401k and the way things are going I will be broke in 6 months.
You are doing great compared to me. Fuck you. Count your blessings asshole. Have a nice Thanksgiving you fucking prick.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Date: November 25, 2021 09:22AM

I spent me 6 thanksgivinz in prison. 3 ov em waz at the redonion. I shore would have loved me some peace an quiet an some beersz too. When you iz in prizon tha noize never stopps. I used ta half ta use ear budz jus ta hear my tv an radio.

Mr alone in the basement, you aint got it bad at all so cheerz yousef up an be happi ta be alive an free ta drink beerz! God bless!

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Date: November 25, 2021 09:47AM

You had it easy. I spent ten years in La Sabaneta prison in Venezuela. I witnessed over 50 inmates die from diseases, another 21 got murdered by guards or other inmates. I killed approximately 8 inmates myself just to stay alive as they were trying to kill me. We had to fight for food and a rat was a delicacy. We used severed fingers and toes from dead prisoners as bait in traps to catch rats to eat.
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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: gave up ()
Date: November 25, 2021 10:34AM

I cant be home because I have a restraining order against me by certain family members. I am staying at the Days inn in Dumfries. My daughter is bringing me food later and she will visit with me for a little while. Other than that I will be alone.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: alone in the basement. ()
Date: November 25, 2021 08:43PM

gave up Wrote:
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> I cant be home because I have a restraining order
> against me by certain family members. I am staying
> at the Days inn in Dumfries. My daughter is
> bringing me food later and she will visit with me
> for a little while. Other than that I will be
> alone.

I get it man. Do you get to go home soon?

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Registered Democrat ()
Date: November 25, 2021 11:04PM

My only responsibility for the next 4 days is to take care of two dogs. They have had breakfast and are out shitting in the yard now.

Is one's name JOE does he respond to Lets Go Brandon

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: No Wonder ()
Date: November 25, 2021 11:06PM

Nothings getting down and the country's dying, yes it's got to be that JOE

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: alone in the basement. ()
Date: November 26, 2021 02:37AM

I just drank the 24th natty light. Going to bed now.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: Can’t stop burping ()
Date: November 26, 2021 02:41AM

Yes I just farted. Again.
You’re welcome.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: 24 beers? ()
Date: November 26, 2021 06:31AM

alone in the basement. Wrote:
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> I just drank the 24th natty light. Going to bed
> now.

You should sleep till noon. Then go buy more beer.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: 24. ()
Date: November 26, 2021 06:43AM

It is no accident that there are 24 beers in a case. There is a beer for every hour in the day.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: boiled. onion ()
Date: November 26, 2021 04:21PM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> I spent me 6 thanksgivinz in prison. 3 ov em waz
> at the redonion. I shore would have loved me some
> peace an quiet an some beersz too. When you iz in
> prizon tha noize never stopps. I used ta half ta
> use ear budz jus ta hear my tv an radio.
>
> Mr alone in the basement, you aint got it bad at
> all so cheerz yousef up an be happi ta be alive an
> free ta drink beerz! God bless!


Happy holidays red.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: alone in the basement. ()
Date: November 27, 2021 10:37AM

It is Saturday morning and I am already drunk. After I let the dogs out I am going to bed only to wake up around sunset and start drinking again. Fuck my life.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: don't cry about it ()
Date: November 28, 2021 11:20AM

alone in the basement. Wrote:
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> It is Saturday morning and I am already drunk.
> After I let the dogs out I am going to bed only to
> wake up around sunset and start drinking again.
> Fuck my life.

Fuck man put down the beer can and go take those dogs for a walk. Maybe you will meet a nice girl who thinks that guys living in their parents basements are sexy.

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Re: Who's going to be ALL ALONE on Thanksgiving?!
Posted by: sex and the basement ()
Date: November 28, 2021 11:34AM

don't cry about it Wrote:
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> dogs for a walk. Maybe you will meet a nice girl
> who thinks that guys living in their parents
> basements are sexy.

Or you could hook up with one of the women on this site. They are all a great catch -- a catch of STD's
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