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Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Arthur Warren ()
Date: November 08, 2011 10:57AM

Like Pedo State or whatever?

I've already heard the Sandusky going from Penn State to the State Pen thing, so don't even bother with that one.

Bring 'em on!

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: whut? ()
Date: November 08, 2011 11:15AM

oh no!
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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: i got sum ()
Date: November 08, 2011 11:23AM

We Are...State Penn

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: November 08, 2011 11:30AM

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Date: November 08, 2011 02:01PM

Should be Nittany Loins

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: justsayin ()
Date: November 08, 2011 02:06PM

Or Kid-Tiny Loins.

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Smitty ()
Date: November 08, 2011 03:53PM

New photographic evidence in the Penn State allegations
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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Wv ()
Date: November 08, 2011 04:06PM

If an old lady who likes younger guys are called cougars then older men who like young boys must be called a NITTANY LION!!

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Date: November 08, 2011 04:18PM

Wv Wrote:
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> If an old lady who likes younger guys are called
> cougars then older men who like young boys must be
> called a NITTANY LION!!


+1

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Date: November 08, 2011 04:19PM

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Joe Breezy ()
Date: November 08, 2011 04:32PM

well i guess he'd go from Penn State to State Pen. :)

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Date: November 08, 2011 04:52PM

Harumph.

I'd'a figured this story would've come from Notre Dame.

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: 80psugrad ()
Date: November 08, 2011 07:23PM

This week's PSU game: Cornhuskers versus Cornholers.

Next week's game: Buckeyes versus Browneyes

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: roflroflrofl ()
Date: November 08, 2011 08:51PM

a) knock knock

b) who's there?

a) The defensive coordinator for penn state

b) didn't you sexually abuse young boys?

a) yes, yes i did.

B) well i'm not opening the door

A) that is a very understandable thing to do.

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Date: November 08, 2011 08:58PM

Q. Does a tree falling in a forest make a sound?

A. It makes the same sound Joe Paterno does when he finds out his assistant coach is ass-raping a 10-year-old.

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: FromTwitter ()
Date: November 08, 2011 09:20PM

"All these Penn State jokes are getting old... unlike the kid in the shower"

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Penned ()
Date: November 08, 2011 09:30PM

I see you went to Penn State, did you play football?

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: November 08, 2011 09:33PM

the great thing about coaching football.... i keep gettin older and they stay the same age.

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: comedian nigger ()
Date: November 08, 2011 09:57PM

did you hear that mcdonalds is introducing the McSandusky Burger?

it is a piece of old meat between fresh buns.

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: honestly ()
Date: November 08, 2011 10:06PM

this guy is going to commit suicide. and that's not joke

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: November 08, 2011 10:10PM

Only one that's made me lol so far:

"I never knew you went to a Catholic school".

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: WOW! THE IRONY!! ()
Date: November 08, 2011 10:11PM

1582613575


REALLY??!?!?!

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: REALLY?!?1?!?!? ()
Date: November 08, 2011 10:13PM

REALLY??!?!?!

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: hahahaha ()
Date: November 08, 2011 10:28PM

Joe Breezy Wrote:
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> well i guess he'd go from Penn State to State Pen.
> :)


Hahaha

+10000

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Bucky ()
Date: November 09, 2011 12:07AM

Penn State Kiddy Lay-ons

Maybe 9-year-old Lay-ons

I'll have to keep working.

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: November 09, 2011 02:15AM

So that's why Jerry Sandusky called it Happy Valley.

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Drizzle ()
Date: November 09, 2011 08:35AM

New Mascot Penn State Pedophiles

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Not Much ()
Date: November 09, 2011 09:09AM

What time is curfew in the Penn State athletic dorms?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Not Much ()
Date: November 09, 2011 09:30AM

Conversation overheard in prison:

Q: I thought you said you played football when you went to Penn State?

A: No, I said I played under Coach Sandusky!

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: "Touched"-Down! ()
Date: November 09, 2011 09:46AM

I heard they are renaming Sandusky's childrens foundation from "The Second Mile" to "The First Six Inches".

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: WE ARE.... ()
Date: November 09, 2011 10:25AM

After Paterno's retirement they're honoring him one last time by renaming the School: PSU is now Paterno's School for the Underage

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Not Much ()
Date: November 09, 2011 11:00AM

We are....Perv State!

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: gross ()
Date: November 09, 2011 11:04AM

Sandusky's defense will be that he was schooling these young boys in football by teaching them how to receive.

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Registered Voter ()
Date: November 09, 2011 11:07AM

I think we know where fairfaxdude went to school now. It explains a lot.

If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Date: November 09, 2011 11:11AM

It's odd seeing a defense guy teaching kids how to pitch and catch.

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: 3364 ()
Date: November 09, 2011 11:51AM

Give a whole new meaning to the phrase "Happy Valley"

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Joe pa ()
Date: November 09, 2011 12:04PM

Penn state: giving the big ten a whole new meaning!

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Not Much ()
Date: November 09, 2011 12:05PM

Looks like they will have to change the name from "Happy Valley" to "Horny Valley"!

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Nittany Pedobear ()
Date: November 09, 2011 12:42PM

Jerry Sandusky walks into an elementary school just as classes are let out for the day, when a teacher approaches him & asks, "so which child is yours?"
Sandusky replies: "I don't care, surprise me."
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At Sandusky's arraignment, the judge reportedly asked him, "How does 8-9 years sound?"
He replied, "Sexy."
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When I was a kid I was very ill in a hospital for quite some time, and I remember when Jerry Sandusky came to visit me...
I was touched.
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Jerry Sandusky, Tim Curley and Gary Shultz are on a plane with a bunch of Second Mile kids, when suddenly the plane careens out of control and is on course to crash. .. Curley yells out, "Here, there are 3 parachutes!"
"What about the kids?!?!" replies Shultz.
Curley angrily replies, "Fuck the kids!!!"
To this, Sandusky calmly asks: "Have we got enough time?"
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During the Grand Jury investigation, Sandusky reportedly remarked, "I wish I had known that I was going to grow up to be pedophile." When asked "Why?", he responded,
"Because I'd have taken pictures of myself naked when I was younger."
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When's bedtime at the Sandusky house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
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What's the difference between Jerry Sandusky and a terrorist?
Sandusky actually gets his virgins.
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An investigative reporter discovered that in his younger days, Sandusky was fired from his first job as a lifeguard...
Turns out the kids have to be dying before you can kiss them.
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What's the difference between a Bride and a Groom?
Jerry Sandusky doesn't Bride school kids.
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One of the most sickening things about this whole ordeal is how a lot of people apparently saw the warning signs, yet did nothing about it...
For example, one night Jerry Sandusky & Tim Curley were watching "Pirates of the Caribbean" together, when Jerry asks, "Would you bone Keira Knightley?"
Curley replied, "She's got a skinny ass and no tits...it'd be like shagging a school boy."
Jerry replies, "Yeah, so would I."

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Andro Machy ()
Date: November 09, 2011 01:50PM

Penn State turning tight ends into WIDE receivers

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: J.R. ()
Date: November 09, 2011 02:32PM

Whicita state and penn state have aggreed to switch mascotts

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: A H ()
Date: November 09, 2011 03:12PM

What's Jerry Sandusky's favorite branch campus?

DuBois

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: PSU(CKS) ()
Date: November 09, 2011 03:22PM

Is it DuBois? I would've thought it was Bare-End.

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: November 09, 2011 03:36PM

DuBois / Behrend

LOL^^

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Date: November 09, 2011 05:14PM

"Offically signed up for Penn State's football camp next summer #cantwait".


my tweet from yesterday

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Marcus Washington ()
Date: November 09, 2011 05:20PM

follow @ Ros__71

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Danny ()
Date: November 09, 2011 05:23PM

1.) Rest of Penn States season changed to 2 hand touch.

2.) How does Penn State separate the men from the boys? They don't, they look the other way.

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Josh C ()
Date: November 09, 2011 06:31PM

someone should have saw the warning signs when commentators were referring to teams getting blown out as getting "sanduskied"

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Bologna Sandwich ()
Date: November 09, 2011 07:15PM

Happy Valley is now Never Never Land.

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Wally ()
Date: November 09, 2011 08:15PM

When Penn State brought him in, Sandusky thought he'd be a tight end, but he quickly made him into a wide receiver.

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Wally ()
Date: November 09, 2011 08:18PM

Craigslist Listing: FOR SALE, one PENN STATE football sweater, childs size, white stains on back.

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: gfool69 ()
Date: November 09, 2011 09:03PM

all of penn state's wins this year were come from behind

penetrate university

sandusky was just installing his defensive package

this story is backwards, since the happy ending already happened in the beginning.

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Rick M ()
Date: November 09, 2011 09:38PM

Penn State is changing to:

Penis State
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Joe Paterno is to be in a new movie:

Silence of the (nittany) Lion
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Joe Paterno was to replace the kid in:

Two and a Half Men....(since Joe's silence for the last 9 years has made him half a man)
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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Bradley Volk ()
Date: November 09, 2011 10:16PM

What did the woman on the beach say to Jerry Sandusky?
She said "Hey! You're in my son!"

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Bradley Volk ()
Date: November 09, 2011 10:30PM

A young child sees his mom getting out of the shower. He sees her breasts and asks what they are. The mom says "those are my breasts." the boy asks his mom if he'll get breasts one day and the mom says "no only women get those when they are growing up" The boy then looks at her hairy vagina and asks what that is. His mom tells him "That's a vagina and only women have that after puberty"
Later that evening Jerry Sandusky takes the boy to a weight room to practice wrestling moves and when Sandusky says it is time to hit the showers they undress and the boy sees the adult penis and asks what it is. Sandusky replies "that's a penis." the boy asks "when will I get one like that?" Sandusky replies "in about a half hour when the rest of the staff leaves."

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 09, 2011 10:54PM

don't care about this story. Post a thread about a different story that I care about. thank

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Date: November 09, 2011 10:56PM

Q. What is a "white out" in Happy Valley?

A. Joe Paterno's corpse in three months.

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Shane Horton ()
Date: November 09, 2011 11:21PM

It looks like Penn State is going to be the butt of all jokes for a while.

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: 6PLDP ()
Date: November 10, 2011 12:19AM

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: hawk ()
Date: November 10, 2011 12:35AM

Nittany lions like playing from behind

nittany lions practice hard, play hard, shower hard

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Big10andunder ()
Date: November 10, 2011 12:56AM

Here.
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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: 666 ()
Date: November 10, 2011 01:05AM

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: UCONNJACK ()
Date: November 10, 2011 07:14AM

No wonder I never saw Penn State's defense get called for too many men. Their defensive coordinator likes to keep them at 11 & under!

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Joe pa ()
Date: November 10, 2011 11:41AM

What does Sandusky and caviar have in common?
They both come on little white crackers.

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Ed Rendalhole ()
Date: November 10, 2011 11:48AM

older women who chase young men are cougars. what are older men who chase young boys called Nittnay Lions.

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Ed Rendalhole ()
Date: November 10, 2011 12:03PM

It is time to rename Happyvalley & Beaver stadium to child rapie showers & no balls coaches stadium.

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: jsldkjflk ()
Date: November 10, 2011 12:14PM

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> DuBois / Behrend
>
> LOL^^

What about "Bring 'em Young"?

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: penn alumni ()
Date: November 10, 2011 12:20PM

what is the difference between war protesters in 1969 and PSU students today? The war protesters smoked pot, PSU students riot in defense of an old morally bankrupt pervert and culture of locker room rape parents and tax payers money well spent.

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: tim Kestel ()
Date: November 10, 2011 12:28PM

You thought he was defensive co-ordinator but he's really the Head Coach.

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Adam ()
Date: November 10, 2011 12:28PM

Whats the difference between Jerry Sandusky and Jail?.........Joe Paterno

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: 3364 ()
Date: November 10, 2011 04:29PM

Never knew what the hell a 'Nittany' Lion was until now.

Gives a a whole new meaning to the phrase 'Happy Valley'

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: 3364 ()
Date: November 10, 2011 05:24PM

The boogie man ain't got shit on a 'Nittany' Lion, but a 'Nittany' Lion does.

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: 3364 ()
Date: November 10, 2011 05:45PM

Mc Hammer says you can't 'Touch this'. Sandusy says oh yes you can and i'll even write a book about it!

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: zebra ()
Date: November 10, 2011 06:22PM

When Sandusky was asked what kind of an offensive scheme Penn State liked to run, he simply replied "Oh, we'll go with something simple and just run it up their ass!"

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: cat burglar ()
Date: November 10, 2011 07:15PM

While on a road trip against the Northwestern Wildcats, Mike McQueary was also apparently eyewitness to an heretofore unreported sex crime in the locker room.


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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: ftpuffnstuff ()
Date: November 10, 2011 07:25PM

Did you realize you can rearrange the letters in Nittany Lions to spell tiny taN Loins?

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Tim Osman ()
Date: November 10, 2011 09:57PM

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: TW ()
Date: November 15, 2011 12:39PM

What the differnece between Jerry Sandusky and acne?
Acne waits until alittle boy is atleast 13 years old before it comes all over his face

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: jakierich ()
Date: November 15, 2011 04:48PM

Did you know that main penn state is moving to Due Bois?

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: not too funny ()
Date: November 16, 2011 11:25AM

The Second Mile.....?

No one told them it was a dirt road.

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Funny in Dallas ()
Date: November 16, 2011 12:12PM

Jerry Sandusky was Penn State's best recruiter of young talent, based on early anal commitments.

What ice cream do they serve kids at Penn State? Bend & Jerry

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: gogetum ()
Date: November 16, 2011 12:40PM

Penn State was just trying to convert their tight ends to wide receivers.

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Date: November 16, 2011 12:42PM

How do you know when it's bedtime at Penn State?
When the big hand is on the little hand.

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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Boston ()
Date: November 16, 2011 04:03PM

How does Penn State separate the men from the boys?
ans : crow bars

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Date: November 16, 2011 04:05PM

Embarrassed by recent allegations, Penn State is changing its name. It will now be known as Ball State.

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: wtl jr. ()
Date: November 16, 2011 06:12PM

my dad says if i don't behave he will send me to penn state football camp...

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: JOHNeMac36 ()
Date: November 16, 2011 06:28PM

*******

Q: What's the only University you can major in a minor?

A: Penn State.

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: OSU TOM CAT ()
Date: November 16, 2011 06:35PM

hOW DO YOU SEPERATE THE MEN FROM THE BOYS AT pENN STATE? ANSWER; CROWBAR


RENAME PENN STADIUM KY JELLY STADIUM

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: buzzkill ()
Date: November 16, 2011 07:49PM

What do Jerry Sandusky and evaporated milk have in common? Both are white and come in little cans.

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: apm74 ()
Date: November 16, 2011 09:25PM

On a scale of 1 to 10, how old is Jerry Sandusky's boyfriend?

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Dirk Diggler ()
Date: November 16, 2011 09:52PM

Anyone heard of a Sandusky sandwich? It' old Polish sausage between fresh buns.

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: yo ()
Date: November 17, 2011 11:22AM

You know why Penn State likes losing at half time? \

They like to be a little behind in the locker room


HHhahahahahah!

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: yo ()
Date: November 17, 2011 11:23AM

heres a joke: Joe Paterno went to the police.


hhhahahahhahhahahaha

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: GEBIA ()
Date: November 17, 2011 12:42PM

Jerry Sandusky has applied for a new job. He didnt specify the sport, but he wants to be "Head Coach" at Oral Roberts.



This is testimony that has leaked out from an unknown source, believed to had been an assistant coach at the time. This is an actual conversation that happened in a coaches meeting in early November, 1997 as 3rd ranked Penn State prepared to take on the #4 team in the country, the Michigan Wolverines....


Paterno: “Ok people listen up. Everybody knows Michigan is primarily a running football team. But they can hurt us with the deep pass. What should we do when the eleven (11) from Michigan shows us a formation, that we think will produce a post”?

Sandusky: “Drop to our knees.”

Paterno: “Jerry, what the hell are you saying? That we just give up”?

Sandusky: “No, but if that does not get us the desired result, then we should
just hit the showers”.


Penn State lost 34- 8

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: November 17, 2011 12:48PM


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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: LegalEgl ()
Date: November 17, 2011 02:11PM

Heard they're changing the school name to Penis State.

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Perty Mouth ()
Date: November 17, 2011 02:28PM

I heard the part of Victim # 1 will be played by Ned Beatty.

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Percy Faith ()
Date: November 17, 2011 02:35PM

You can't trust Pubs with your kids.
You can't trust Dems with your money.

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Bert Engblom ()
Date: November 17, 2011 03:42PM

I hear that Sandusky prefered Tight-Ends...

Turns out they all ended up Wide-Receivers


... I'll be here all week.

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Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by: Dream Weaver ()
Date: November 17, 2011 04:12PM

Mike McQueary dream sequence of how he stopped that rape


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