Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Date: November 09, 2011 12:42PM
Jerry Sandusky walks into an elementary school just as classes are let out for the day, when a teacher approaches him & asks, "so which child is yours?"
Sandusky replies: "I don't care, surprise me."
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At Sandusky's arraignment, the judge reportedly asked him, "How does 8-9 years sound?"
He replied, "Sexy."
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When I was a kid I was very ill in a hospital for quite some time, and I remember when Jerry Sandusky came to visit me...
I was touched.
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Jerry Sandusky, Tim Curley and Gary Shultz are on a plane with a bunch of Second Mile kids, when suddenly the plane careens out of control and is on course to crash. .. Curley yells out, "Here, there are 3 parachutes!"
"What about the kids?!?!" replies Shultz.
Curley angrily replies, "Fuck the kids!!!"
To this, Sandusky calmly asks: "Have we got enough time?"
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During the Grand Jury investigation, Sandusky reportedly remarked, "I wish I had known that I was going to grow up to be pedophile." When asked "Why?", he responded,
"Because I'd have taken pictures of myself naked when I was younger."
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When's bedtime at the Sandusky house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
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What's the difference between Jerry Sandusky and a terrorist?
Sandusky actually gets his virgins.
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An investigative reporter discovered that in his younger days, Sandusky was fired from his first job as a lifeguard...
Turns out the kids have to be dying before you can kiss them.
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What's the difference between a Bride and a Groom?
Jerry Sandusky doesn't Bride school kids.
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One of the most sickening things about this whole ordeal is how a lot of people apparently saw the warning signs, yet did nothing about it...
For example, one night Jerry Sandusky & Tim Curley were watching "Pirates of the Caribbean" together, when Jerry asks, "Would you bone Keira Knightley?"
Curley replied, "She's got a skinny ass and no tits...it'd be like shagging a school boy."
Jerry replies, "Yeah, so would I."