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really, your defense for him is that it's not funny because he's going to commit suicide? He not only ruined his life but he made every single one of those kid's at least tread on the idea of committing suicide. It's only the good for humanity.
Sandusky has let go of trying to deny that he's committed very anal crimes; however, he claims that he's not going to let it destroy his life, and has vowed to turn fellow inmates life's around through the gift of sports! He's already constructed a game that will be suitable for his new environment. In addition to coaching these games, he also vows to play the position of wide receiver in his newly invented sport," Pin-the-Tail-on-the-Honky.
Little Frankie came home from a work out with a grimace on his face, and told his mother, "Jerry sandusky showed me his weenie today in the shower!" Before the mother could raise a concern, "Frankie went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's mom asked, "Really small, was it?" Frankie replied, "No, salty." Mom fainted.
Little Frankie came home from a work-out at Penn state today with a grimace on his face, and told his mother, "Jerry Sandusky showed me his weenie in the shower today!" Before the mother could raise a concern, "Frankie went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Frankie's mom asked,
"Really small, was it?"
Jerry Sandusky and his lawyer are walking down the street.
Jerry sees a 10-year-old little boy in his gym clothes. He turns to the lawyer and says, "Wow I'd like to screw that."
The Lawyer replies, "Out of what?"
A young college girl goes to see Jerry Sandusky.
The young girl, wearing a tight tank top and no bra lifts up her top and asks the Jerry, "Do you think I have nice boobs?"
Jerry replies, "Yes they are very nice."
The girl thinks to herself, Um, wonder what he is thinking about now.
So the girl, wearing a lose short skirt and no panties, stands up, lifts up her skirt and says, "jerry what you think of my virgin pussy?"
Jerry replies, "It's nice."
The girl becoming frustrated blurts out, "Well Jerry, do you want this pussy or not?"
Jerry smiles and says, "No, I am in a committed relationship with your young brother." Why don't you go see Jo-Pa!
> recent info from the Sandusky home.
> Daddy, Daddy What is a child molestor?
> Jerry- Shut up! and keep licking my balls!
Watching the news other night, I was struck by how Jerry Sandusky has those dull, lifeless eyes in all of his prior clips. In Jaws, Quig described them as doll's eyes (belonging to a predator). I had the same experience one time as I walked out of an Alexandria adult movie theater about 15 years ago. When the movie ended and the lights came on for patrons to leave, we got up and there were all these men sitting their lifeless, wearing thick glasses, and staring ahead with those soulless eyes.