i guess you can say sen state pretty much got raped by the cornhuskers!
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Ake
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Date: November 17, 2011 05:55PM
There is a fantastic sale going on right now at the Penn State bookstore.
All boys clothes are half-off.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
rixter
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Date: November 17, 2011 08:41PM
At Sandusky's arraignment, the judge reportedly asked him, "How does 10 years sound?"
He replied, "Sexy."
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Posted by:
America
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Date: November 18, 2011 01:18AM
Penn State....thats the whole joke
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
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wearepennstate?
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Date: November 18, 2011 06:29PM
When I was a kid jerry sandusky visited me in the hospital to show how much he cared, I was touched.
Jerry sandusky is innocent, he was only KIDding around.
When the judge senteced Jerry sandusky he said "your going to the State Penn, how's 8 to 9 years sound?" He
Replied, "just right."
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
PENN(atrate) U
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Date: November 18, 2011 06:42PM
Why didn't penn state report the shower incident? They said it was only a minor offense!
I know Jerry sandusky was never a head coach, but he was a great ASSistant.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
MikeL
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Date: November 19, 2011 10:53AM
Where do Penn State coaches go after winning a Bowl?
DISNEYLAND
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
FrankL
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Date: November 19, 2011 11:03AM
What is Penn States new mondol?
"At Penn State our coaches always go the extra 500 feet! AWAY from every elementary school, playground and Chuck e cheese!!!!"
Penn State football is a game of inches.. about 4 and 1/2
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Posted by:
GT
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Date: November 19, 2011 02:13PM
Found these on campusmack.com
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Posted by:
Seandabomb
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Date: November 19, 2011 05:58PM
really, your defense for him is that it's not funny because he's going to commit suicide? He not only ruined his life but he made every single one of those kid's at least tread on the idea of committing suicide. It's only the good for humanity.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Surfa Dude
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Date: November 19, 2011 08:12PM
This just in!
Sandusky has let go of trying to deny that he's committed very anal crimes; however, he claims that he's not going to let it destroy his life, and has vowed to turn fellow inmates life's around through the gift of sports! He's already constructed a game that will be suitable for his new environment. In addition to coaching these games, he also vows to play the position of wide receiver in his newly invented sport," Pin-the-Tail-on-the-Honky.
I made this 1 up myself
Phil E.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Chris P.
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Date: November 19, 2011 10:01PM
two Penn State coaches walk into a butt..
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
matt lesner
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Date: November 19, 2011 10:28PM
Why is Coach Sandusky a good coach?
He turns tight ends into wide recievers.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Anonymous01
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Date: November 21, 2011 12:23AM
Justin Bieber makes 11-14 year old girls cry
Jerry Sandusky makes 11-14 year old boys cry
Ake Wrote:
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> There is a fantastic sale going on right now at
> the Penn State bookstore.
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> All boys clothes are half-off.
"A little behind in the locker room" is not a problem for Penn State at half time...
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Posted by:
Douglas
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Date: November 22, 2011 01:13PM
The second mile program took a field trip to the Hersey Highway for some intensive mudder training.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
penn state
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Date: November 22, 2011 09:33PM
two penn state administrates walk into a butt...
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Mongo
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Date: November 23, 2011 02:58PM
Penn State announced that it will NOT remove the Joe Paterno statue. Instead they cited that they will rotate the statue 180 degrees so that it will look the other way!
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
mattfromcali
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Date: November 23, 2011 11:19PM
Did you just come from Penn State? Cuz you sound butt hurt.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
annynomus
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Date: November 24, 2011 12:23AM
Jerry sandusky claimed he's innocent, says he was only KIDding around
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Awesome1017
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Date: November 24, 2011 11:09AM
Little Frankie came home from a work out with a grimace on his face, and told his mother, "Jerry sandusky showed me his weenie today in the shower!" Before the mother could raise a concern, "Frankie went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's mom asked, "Really small, was it?" Frankie replied, "No, salty." Mom fainted.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
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awesome1017
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Date: November 24, 2011 11:12AM
Little Frankie came home from a work-out at Penn state today with a grimace on his face, and told his mother, "Jerry Sandusky showed me his weenie in the shower today!" Before the mother could raise a concern, "Frankie went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Frankie's mom asked,
"Really small, was it?"
Frankie replied, "No, salty."
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
awesome1017
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Date: November 24, 2011 11:33AM
recent info from the Sandusky home.
Daddy, Daddy What is a child molestor?
Jerry- Shut up! and keep licking my balls!
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
awesome1017
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Date: November 24, 2011 11:35AM
Jerry Sandusky and his lawyer are walking down the street.
Jerry sees a 10-year-old little boy in his gym clothes. He turns to the lawyer and says, "Wow I'd like to screw that."
The Lawyer replies, "Out of what?"
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
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awesome1017
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Date: November 24, 2011 11:37AM
Q. How does Jerry Sandusky stop an 10-year old boy from choking?
A. He takes his dick out of his mouth.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
awesome1017
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Date: November 24, 2011 11:46AM
A young college girl goes to see Jerry Sandusky.
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The young girl, wearing a tight tank top and no bra lifts up her top and asks the Jerry, "Do you think I have nice boobs?"
Jerry replies, "Yes they are very nice."
The girl thinks to herself, Um, wonder what he is thinking about now.
So the girl, wearing a lose short skirt and no panties, stands up, lifts up her skirt and says, "jerry what you think of my virgin pussy?"
Jerry replies, "It's nice."
The girl becoming frustrated blurts out, "Well Jerry, do you want this pussy or not?"
Jerry smiles and says, "No, I am in a committed relationship with your young brother." Why don't you go see Jo-Pa!
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Ryan
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Date: November 24, 2011 04:34PM
Jerry usually showed up to work late, as he liked to come in a little behind.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
drew phillips
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Date: November 29, 2011 12:08PM
on a scale of 1-10 how old should you be to stay away from pen state
awesome1017 Wrote:
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> recent info from the Sandusky home.
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> Daddy, Daddy What is a child molestor?
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> Jerry- Shut up! and keep licking my balls!
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............turns out this one was true, too.
Re: Anyone got any Penn State jokes yet?
Posted by:
Quig
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Date: June 24, 2012 11:52AM
Watching the news other night, I was struck by how Jerry Sandusky has those dull, lifeless eyes in all of his prior clips. In Jaws, Quig described them as doll's eyes (belonging to a predator). I had the same experience one time as I walked out of an Alexandria adult movie theater about 15 years ago. When the movie ended and the lights came on for patrons to leave, we got up and there were all these men sitting their lifeless, wearing thick glasses, and staring ahead with those soulless eyes.