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I've really been having a tough time on these hot summer nights. My A/C broke, so now I have to leave my bedroom window open to get some air.
IT GETS WORSE...
For the past couple weeks, I have been waking up in the middle of the night with a slight sensation down below. So I look down and there is some guy laying at the foot of the bed sucking my cock. This has happened multiple times now and sometimes they even show up in pairs. I try to just ignore it and go back to sleep but they keep coming in!
What should I do? I was thinking about calling an exterminator...
Can't Sleep Wrote:
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> I've really been having a tough time on these hot
> summer nights. My A/C broke, so now I have to
> leave my bedroom window open to get some air.
>
> IT GETS WORSE...
>
> For the past couple weeks, I have been waking up
> in the middle of the night with a slight sensation
> down below. So I look down and there is some guy
> laying at the foot of the bed sucking my cock.
You must have a really long cock
> This has happened multiple times now and sometimes
> they even show up in pairs. I try to just ignore
> it and go back to sleep but they keep coming in!
>
> What should I do? I was thinking about calling an
> exterminator...
It was me in your bedroom sucking your cock
I drove all the way there from Pasadena just to climb through your window and suck your dick.
I stood there next to your bed for over an hour before I worked up enough nerve to yank the flimsy sheet off of you and start stroking your cock. I like the way you shaved your pubs and left a small landing strip above your dick. I stroked the hair for quite some time. You got hard almost instantly.
Don't lock your window anymore, I'll come over as much as you want.
way, way, waaaaaay overlooked thread. This thread is gold. I'm giving it the Misery Bump.
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I apologize to those I unfairly hurt. To Harry Tuttle in particular.
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chuckH Wrote:
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> It was me in your bedroom sucking your cock
> I drove all the way there from Pasadena just to
> climb through your window and suck your dick.
>
> I stood there next to your bed for over an hour
> before I worked up enough nerve to yank the flimsy
> sheet off of you and start stroking your cock. I
> like the way you shaved your pubs and left a small
> landing strip above your dick. I stroked the hair
> for quite some time. You got hard almost
> instantly.
>
> Don't lock your window anymore, I'll come over as
> much as you want.
>
> Love,
> Chuck H
> Pasadena MD
That is the gayest thing I will ever read in my entire life.
I'm so glad I can post again, so I can shine a light on the quality threads that talented young posters like 'Can't Sleep' bring to this fine blog. I was itching to bump this thread for the past two weeks. Damn it feels good to be a young inner-city black man committing violent crimes.
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I apologize to those I unfairly hurt. To Harry Tuttle in particular.
Can't Sleep Wrote:
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>
>
> For the past couple weeks, I have been waking up
> in the middle of the night with a slight sensation
> down below. So I look down and there is some guy
> laying at the foot of the bed sucking my cock.
> This has happened multiple times now and sometimes
> they even show up in pairs. I try to just ignore
> it and go back to sleep but they keep coming in!
Tell your roomer, eesh to stay out of your room.
> What should I do? I was thinking about calling an
> exterminator...
As far as I know there isn't an exterminator company that kills homosexuals. Try a Nazi skinhead.