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Faggots In The Bedroom
Posted by: Can't Sleep ()
Date: August 05, 2011 06:07PM

I've really been having a tough time on these hot summer nights. My A/C broke, so now I have to leave my bedroom window open to get some air.

IT GETS WORSE...

For the past couple weeks, I have been waking up in the middle of the night with a slight sensation down below. So I look down and there is some guy laying at the foot of the bed sucking my cock. This has happened multiple times now and sometimes they even show up in pairs. I try to just ignore it and go back to sleep but they keep coming in!

What should I do? I was thinking about calling an exterminator...

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Re: Faggots In The Bedroom
Posted by: Rather Obvious ()
Date: August 05, 2011 06:23PM

Patch any holes in the screens.

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Re: Faggots In The Bedroom
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 05, 2011 08:08PM

Tonight, just fall asleep on your stomach...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Faggots In The Bedroom
Posted by: Wutt? ()
Date: August 05, 2011 08:21PM

Can't Sleep Wrote:
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> I've really been having a tough time on these hot
> summer nights. My A/C broke, so now I have to
> leave my bedroom window open to get some air.
>
> IT GETS WORSE...
>
> For the past couple weeks, I have been waking up
> in the middle of the night with a slight sensation
> down below. So I look down and there is some guy
> laying at the foot of the bed sucking my cock.



You must have a really long cock



> This has happened multiple times now and sometimes
> they even show up in pairs. I try to just ignore
> it and go back to sleep but they keep coming in!
>
> What should I do? I was thinking about calling an
> exterminator...

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Re: Faggots In The Bedroom
Posted by: chuckH ()
Date: August 06, 2011 09:15PM

It was me in your bedroom sucking your cock
I drove all the way there from Pasadena just to climb through your window and suck your dick.

I stood there next to your bed for over an hour before I worked up enough nerve to yank the flimsy sheet off of you and start stroking your cock. I like the way you shaved your pubs and left a small landing strip above your dick. I stroked the hair for quite some time. You got hard almost instantly.

Don't lock your window anymore, I'll come over as much as you want.

Love,
Chuck H
Pasadena MD

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Re: Faggots In The Bedroom
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: August 14, 2011 10:23AM

way, way, waaaaaay overlooked thread. This thread is gold. I'm giving it the Misery Bump.

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Re: Faggots In The Bedroom
Posted by: lfkasdjflakds ()
Date: August 14, 2011 11:20AM

chuckH Wrote:
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> It was me in your bedroom sucking your cock
> I drove all the way there from Pasadena just to
> climb through your window and suck your dick.
>
> I stood there next to your bed for over an hour
> before I worked up enough nerve to yank the flimsy
> sheet off of you and start stroking your cock. I
> like the way you shaved your pubs and left a small
> landing strip above your dick. I stroked the hair
> for quite some time. You got hard almost
> instantly.
>
> Don't lock your window anymore, I'll come over as
> much as you want.
>
> Love,
> Chuck H
> Pasadena MD


That is the gayest thing I will ever read in my entire life.

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Re: Faggots In The Bedroom
Posted by: Sensitive Man ()
Date: August 14, 2011 11:21AM

lfkasdjflakds Wrote:
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> That is the gayest thing I will ever read in my
> entire life.


Have you read the Bible?

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Re: Faggots In The Bedroom
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: August 14, 2011 08:45PM

I'm so glad I can post again, so I can shine a light on the quality threads that talented young posters like 'Can't Sleep' bring to this fine blog. I was itching to bump this thread for the past two weeks. Damn it feels good to be a young inner-city black man committing violent crimes.

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I apologize to those I unfairly hurt. To Harry Tuttle in particular.

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Re: Faggots In The Bedroom
Posted by: Hairy Titties ()
Date: August 14, 2011 11:22PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Tonight, just fall asleep on your stomach...


So you can fuck him up the ass?

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Re: Faggots In The Bedroom
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 14, 2011 11:23PM

it took that long for someone to get the joke?

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Faggots In The Bedroom
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: August 14, 2011 11:36PM

i'm so high right now

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Re: Faggots In The Bedroom
Posted by: ORLY? night owl ()
Date: August 15, 2011 01:42AM

Can't Sleep Wrote:
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>
>
> For the past couple weeks, I have been waking up
> in the middle of the night with a slight sensation
> down below. So I look down and there is some guy
> laying at the foot of the bed sucking my cock.
> This has happened multiple times now and sometimes
> they even show up in pairs. I try to just ignore
> it and go back to sleep but they keep coming in!


Tell your roomer, eesh to stay out of your room.



> What should I do? I was thinking about calling an
> exterminator...


As far as I know there isn't an exterminator company that kills homosexuals. Try a Nazi skinhead.

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Re: Faggots In The Bedroom
Posted by: Rip's Taylor ()
Date: August 15, 2011 06:29AM

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the op doesn't have anything to do with them kansas city faggots does it?

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Re: Faggots In The Bedroom
Posted by: Harry Kerry ()
Date: August 15, 2011 06:30AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> it took that long for someone to get the joke?


Not everyone here is a homosexual and thinks like you, Harrah.

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