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Why don't women like The Three Stooges?
Posted by: Dick J ()
Date: April 02, 2011 07:18PM

I'm bustin' my gut watching and my girlfriend just sits; no expression.

One of those male/females things ... the wiring in the brain or something.

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Re: Why don't women like The Three Stooges?
Posted by: teri- ()
Date: April 02, 2011 07:21PM

Your girlfriend is mentally undressing Curly.

Rrroowwwrrr!

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Re: Why don't women like The Three Stooges?
Posted by: FFX Slut ()
Date: April 02, 2011 07:32PM

Of all six actors to play 3 Stooges, only Curly Joe (not Curly) were Jewish so I bet they had nice big fat cocks.

Moe
Larry
Curly
Shemp
Joe
Curly Joe

http://www.threestooges.com/bios/

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Re: Why don't women like The Three Stooges?
Posted by: FFX Slut ()
Date: April 02, 2011 07:33PM

Typo. I meant to say Curly Joe was the only non-Jew.

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Re: Why don't women like The Three Stooges?
Posted by: FFX Slut ()
Date: April 02, 2011 07:33PM

...and not all women hate the 3 Stooges! ;)

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Re: Why don't women like The Three Stooges?
Posted by: 6X ()
Date: April 02, 2011 07:54PM

Who's that?
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Re: Why don't women like The Three Stooges?
Posted by: dawg damn ()
Date: April 02, 2011 08:27PM

I grew up with the Stooges, been watching them for years, see old reruns of 70s, 80s shows don't laugh at all, Bill Cosby, Family ties, Threes Company you name it, all lame shit. Watch the Stooges, laugh like a bastard, can't figure out why girls don't like them, but your right, they don't. Those guys were the masters, better then Laurel and Hardy, Abbot and Costello.

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Re: Why don't women like The Three Stooges?
Posted by: Adolf ()
Date: April 02, 2011 09:58PM

The Stooges tap in to the inner most Juvenile part of the male brain. Women pick up on it real fast. Just tell them their hair looks good and they need some news shoe's, you should be good too go!?????

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Re: Why don't women like The Three Stooges?
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: April 02, 2011 10:03PM

For some reason girls aren't into slapstick, foolish, or juvinile humor. It's not just the Stooges, it's also Dumb and Dumber and stuff like Jackass.

For some reason, we guys think it's really funny when some idiot gets bonked in the grape with a sledgehammer or sets his pants on fire and runs around like a headless chicken. Vomit is also popular, it's one of my personal favorites.


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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: April 02, 2011 10:59PM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/09/2012 04:58PM by Alias.

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Re: Why don't women like The Three Stooges?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 02, 2011 11:06PM

For women like Alias, it's because their brains aren't developed enough to understand humor. Their brain is structured around child rearing, cooking, and cleaning, and sexual pleasure. They are not capable of abstract thought, much less a sense of humor.



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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: April 03, 2011 01:18AM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/09/2012 04:57PM by Alias.

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Re: Why don't women like The Three Stooges?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 03, 2011 01:24AM

Alias Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > For women like Alias, it's because their brains
> > aren't developed enough to understand humor.
> Their
> > brain is structured around child rearing,
> cooking,
> > and cleaning, and sexual pleasure. They are not
> > capable of abstract thought, much less a sense
> of
> > humor.
>
>
> I'm a late bloomer, eesh.





That doesn't explain why you fail to please sexually.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: April 03, 2011 01:51AM

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Re: Why don't women like The Three Stooges?
Posted by: Storytime ()
Date: April 03, 2011 01:53AM

eesh Wrote:
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> That doesn't explain why you fail to please
> sexually.

Alias used too much teeth when she blew me, WTF! I couldn't get off with her sandpaper mouth so I slapped the teeth right out of her head and face-fucked her like a champ! WINNING

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Re: Why don't women like The Three Stooges?
Posted by: Party Party ()
Date: April 03, 2011 02:20AM

Storytime Wrote:
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>
> Alias used too much teeth when she blew me, WTF!
> I couldn't get off with her sandpaper mouth so I
> slapped the teeth right out of her head and
> face-fucked her like a champ! WINNING


Later... Alias cuts off your balls and makes you wear them as ear muffs.

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Re: Why don't women like The Three Stooges?
Posted by: Vic Hitler ()
Date: April 03, 2011 08:36AM

I enjoy watching the 3 Stooges marathons on Antenna TV friday and saturday nights
I'd forgotten how attractive a lot of the women were on the 3 Stooges. Do you think any of them gals are still alive?

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Re: Why don't women like The Three Stooges?
Posted by: Ms ProVallone ()
Date: April 03, 2011 10:14AM

I use to watch the show many years ago.

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Re: Why don't women like The Three Stooges?
Posted by: crippinger ()
Date: April 03, 2011 10:25AM

Ms ProVallone Wrote:
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> I use to watch the show many years ago.


THEN what happened?

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Re: Why don't women like The Three Stooges?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 03, 2011 10:28AM

According to imdb, there is a Three Stooges movie coming out next year. Not much detail other than this guy is playing Curly.




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Re: Why don't women like The Three Stooges?
Date: April 03, 2011 10:39AM

Let's be honest. The Three Stooges are pretty unlikeable except for the early Curly installments. If you have some chick trying to sit through Shemp or Joe Besser, I don't blame her for hating them.

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Re: Why don't women like The Three Stooges?
Posted by: Ms ProVallone ()
Date: April 03, 2011 10:43AM

crippinger Wrote:
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> Ms ProVallone Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I use to watch the show many years ago.
>
>
> THEN what happened?


Don't watch tv that much today.

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Re: Why don't women like The Three Stooges?
Posted by: hyberbole ()
Date: April 03, 2011 12:04PM

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> tomahawk Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > For some reason girls aren't into slapstick,
> > foolish, or juvinile humor. It's not just the
> > Stooges, it's also Dumb and Dumber and stuff
> like
> > Jackass.
> >
> > For some reason, we guys think it's really
> funny
> > when some idiot gets bonked in the grape with a
> > sledgehammer or sets his pants on fire and runs
> > around like a headless chicken. Vomit is also
> > popular, it's one of my personal favorites.
> >
> >==================================================================
>
What about gay men, do they hate the stooges, whilst the gay counterpart lesbians love them. Can any spokesperson from the Gay side of the fence clarify this nagging and philisophical dilemma.

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Re: Why don't women like The Three Stooges?
Posted by: John G ()
Date: April 03, 2011 01:21PM

I married a lesbian; she doesn't like the stooges. At least not anymore. She used to.

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Re: Why don't women like The Three Stooges?
Posted by: coopwert ()
Date: April 03, 2011 02:22PM

I don't know, years ago they used the excuse of violence, bad for children, sets a poor example. I would say that is pretty nil and void in today's television world of "Itchy and Scratchy.' A woman is a strange thing indeed as the man said.

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Re: Why don't women like The Three Stooges?
Posted by: Randallossi ()
Date: April 03, 2011 04:19PM

FFX Slut Wrote:
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> Of all six actors to play 3 Stooges, only Curly
> Joe (not Curly) were Jewish so I bet they had nice
> big fat cocks.
>
> Moe
> Larry
> Curly
> Shemp
> Joe
> Curly Joe
>
> http://www.threestooges.com/bios/
The last one, Curly Joe, sucked, I never recognized him as a true Stooge, even the sissified Joe was better then him with his "Not, so hard!" handle. Curly Joe was nothing but a big fat, unfunny, PIG.

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Re: Why don't women like The Three Stooges?
Posted by: .eeesh ()
Date: April 03, 2011 04:47PM

Curly Joe = jumped the shark

I wish I could see pics of their cocks to compare them.

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Re: Why don't women like The Three Stooges?
Posted by: eeesh(2) ()
Date: April 03, 2011 04:48PM

.eeesh Wrote:
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> Curly Joe = jumped the shark
>
> I wish I could see pics of their cocks to compare
> them.


eesh! really?

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Re: Why don't women like The Three Stooges?
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: April 03, 2011 04:56PM

My husband loves the 3 Stooges.He put a poster of them up as a focal point when i was in labor once. It was a very annoying experience. I don't see anything funny about them.
Will Farrell in Talladega Nights was equally stupid.

But i love Jim Carey. He cracks me up.

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Re: Why don't women like The Three Stooges?
Posted by: Moe, Larry, Shemp ()
Date: April 03, 2011 04:58PM

Curly Joe = Eunuch Joe

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Re: Why don't women like The Three Stooges?
Posted by: RobertG ()
Date: April 04, 2011 08:26AM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Let's be honest. The Three Stooges are pretty
> unlikeable except for the early Curly
> installments. If you have some chick trying to sit
> through Shemp or Joe Besser, I don't blame her for
> hating them.


No sh*t sherlock. Not the same when you watch an episode and you don't hear "nyuk nyuk nyuk" and then see Moe poke Curly in the eyes with his two fingers ... or some such. Ha ha ha ha.

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Re: Why don't women like The Three Stooges?
Posted by: i 1 2 ½ 6 ()
Date: April 04, 2011 08:43AM

there were some pretty funny episodes with shemp

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Re: Why don't women like The Three Stooges?
Posted by: Prince ()
Date: April 04, 2011 11:48AM

RobertG Wrote:
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> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Let's be honest. The Three Stooges are pretty
> > unlikeable except for the early Curly
> > installments. If you have some chick trying to
> sit
> > through Shemp or Joe Besser, I don't blame her
> for
> > hating them.
> WTL is always so obvious in his responces.
>
> No sh*t sherlock. Not the same when you watch an
> episode and you don't hear "nyuk nyuk nyuk" and
> then see Moe poke Curly in the eyes with his two
> fingers ... or some such. Ha ha ha ha.

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Re: Why don't women like The Three Stooges?
Posted by: Gay lobby guy ()
Date: April 04, 2011 12:21PM

hyberbole Wrote:
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> --------------------------------------------------
> --
> > tomahawk Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > For some reason girls aren't into slapstick,
> > > foolish, or juvinile humor. It's not just the
> > > Stooges, it's also Dumb and Dumber and stuff
> > like
> > > Jackass.
> > >
> > > For some reason, we guys think it's really
> > funny
> > > when some idiot gets bonked in the grape with
> a
> > > sledgehammer or sets his pants on fire and
> runs
> > > around like a headless chicken. Vomit is also
> > > popular, it's one of my personal favorites.
> > >
> >
> >=================================================
> =================
> >
> What about gay men, do they hate the stooges,
> whilst the gay counterpart lesbians love them.
> Can any spokesperson from the Gay side of the
> fence clarify this nagging and philisophical
> dilemma.

'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
The fact is that most gay gentlmen don't appreciate the violent antics of the Stooges, that being said they closely identify with the plight of Joe Besser, the stooge simply known as "Joe" who in fact has gay/hmosexual leanings.

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Re: Why don't women like The Three Stooges?
Posted by: justsayin ()
Date: April 04, 2011 12:38PM

Bababooey once said his vision of heaven is watching the Three Stooges in an easy chair while getting blown by Jessica Alba. I have to agree with that one.

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Re: Why don't women like The Three Stooges?
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: April 04, 2011 02:53PM

justsayin Wrote:
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> Bababooey once said his vision of heaven is
> watching the Three Stooges in an easy chair while
> getting blown by Jessica Alba. I have to agree
> with that one.


+1, but add a nice beer for good measure.

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Re: Why don't women like The Three Stooges?
Date: April 04, 2011 03:29PM

For clarification, I'm not "stating the obvious" by saying that the Curly episodes are better. I'm saying that Shemp, Joe Besser and Curly Joe are UNWATCHABLE. I'm also saying that the later Curly episodes suck, too. Only the early stuff before the routines became tired (prior to the war years) was funny.

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Re: Why don't women like The Three Stooges?
Posted by: Stooge historian ()
Date: April 04, 2011 03:35PM

Actually, Shemp was one of the first in the trio. He retired early due to a nervous condition, a chemical imbalance in his brain. Shemp was pretty good, he had an individuality in his character that balanced the act nicely.

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Re: Why don't women like The Three Stooges?
Posted by: forgotten one ()
Date: April 04, 2011 03:39PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> For clarification, I'm not "stating the obvious"
> by saying that the Curly episodes are better. I'm
> saying that Shemp, Joe Besser and Curly Joe are
> UNWATCHABLE. I'm also saying that the later Curly
> episodes suck, too. Only the early stuff before
> the routines became tired (prior to the war years)
> was funny.


What about Wassel?

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Re: Why don't women like The Three Stooges?
Posted by: Deep in thought ()
Date: April 04, 2011 03:51PM

I wonder how hermaphrodites must feel. The issue must tear them apart.

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Re: Why don't women like The Three Stooges?
Posted by: Gold ()
Date: April 08, 2011 10:14AM

Whoah what planet are you from? I LOVE the 3 stooges!

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Re: Why don't women like The Three Stooges?
Date: April 08, 2011 10:15AM

Stooge historian Wrote:
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> Actually, Shemp was one of the first in the trio.
> He retired early due to a nervous condition, a
> chemical imbalance in his brain. Shemp was pretty
> good, he had an individuality in his character
> that balanced the act nicely.


Shemp was the Pete Best of the Stooges.

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Re: Why don't women like The Three Stooges?
Posted by: Gold ()
Date: April 08, 2011 10:17AM

I'm a woman and can't get enough of the 3 stooges. OMG funniest slapstick ever.

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Re: Why don't women like The Three Stooges?
Posted by: Gold ()
Date: April 08, 2011 10:19AM

Why? The three stooges were highly original, multi talented, and witty as hell but most of all, amazingly funny.

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Re: Why don't women like The Three Stooges?
Posted by: Brown Eye Blind ()
Date: April 08, 2011 10:22AM

I am not sure why anyone would like them. If you want some good slapstick or physical comedy, watch the Marx Brothers films. Any of them between Animal Crackers and Night at the Opera are comedy gold. What is interesting too is that I see alot of references to them in current children's programming - where character names from their movies, especially Groucho's, are used or mentioned.

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Re: Why don't women like The Three Stooges?
Posted by: MiracleTire ()
Date: April 09, 2011 08:29PM

I like it when girls do slapstick humor. Christina Applegate in Married...With Children was awesome, as was Sarah Chalke in Scrubs. And everybody loves Lucy.

I think it takes a pretty sharp actress to play a dork well. It makes the actress (not necessarily the character) seem that much hotter.

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Re: Why don't women like The Three Stooges?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: April 09, 2011 08:31PM

Gawww... I hate that bitch... Talk about diarrhea school of acting...

MiracleTire Wrote:
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> Sarah Chalke

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Why don't women like The Three Stooges?
Posted by: Gopher ()
Date: April 10, 2011 11:03AM

Brown Eye Blind Wrote:
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> I am not sure why anyone would like them. If you
> want some good slapstick or physical comedy, watch
> the Marx Brothers films. Any of them between
> Animal Crackers and Night at the Opera are comedy
> gold. What is interesting too is that I see alot
> of references to them in current children's
> programming - where character names from their
> movies, especially Groucho's, are used or
> mentioned.


Groucho was a genius, even in the series "You Bet Your Life", his wit was sharp s ever, Bill Cosby wehn he reprised the role was a piss in a bucket compared to him.

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Re: Why don't women like The Three Stooges?
Posted by: Chico ()
Date: April 10, 2011 11:05AM

Gopher Wrote:
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> Groucho was a genius, even in the series "You Bet
> Your Life", his wit was sharp s ever, Bill Cosby
> wehn he reprised the role was a piss in a bucket
> compared to him.


Agreed.

Any of you youngsters who haven't seen Groucho in action, either rent one of his films or search on YouTube for "You Bet Your Life"

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Re: Why don't women like The Three Stooges?
Posted by: Liliana ()
Date: December 26, 2013 07:28PM

I love the three stooges !!! my father introduced them to me when I was a little girl and I haven't been able to stop laughing since. I really don't understand why women don't like them, I reckon they need to get a sense of humour !

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Re: Why don't women like The Three Stooges?
Posted by: Lionel Hutz ()
Date: December 26, 2013 08:42PM

Later on tv stations had to put disclaimers on telling kids not to poke each other in the eyes, smack people in the head with shovels or run a saw over a kids head.

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