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poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
themuse
()
Date: December 27, 2010 09:37PM
do you like them? if so, what's your favorite trick?
after stumbling upon this article, themuse is bemused:
“Can I go down on you?†I asked, looking up at him. As soon as I said it, the question struck me as strange. Had I ever asked this before? Was this a question with more than one answer? “No,†he said.
http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-dater-x-a-guy-who-doesnt-like-bjs/
after stumbling upon this article, themuse is bemused:
“Can I go down on you?†I asked, looking up at him. As soon as I said it, the question struck me as strange. Had I ever asked this before? Was this a question with more than one answer? “No,†he said.
http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-dater-x-a-guy-who-doesnt-like-bjs/
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
tomahawk
()
Date: December 27, 2010 09:39PM
themuse Wrote:
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> do you like them?
Um...is this a trick question?
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> do you like them?
Um...is this a trick question?
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
R U Crazy?
()
Date: December 27, 2010 09:41PM
themuse Wrote:
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> do you like them? if so, what's your favorite
> trick?
> after stumbling upon this article, themuse is
> bemused:
>
> “Can I go down on you?†I asked, looking up at
> him. As soon as I said it, the question struck me
> as strange. Had I ever asked this before? Was this
> a question with more than one answer? “No,†he
> said.
>
> http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-dater-x-a-guy-wh
> o-doesnt-like-bjs/
You're asking men if they like them?...HAHAHAHA
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> do you like them? if so, what's your favorite
> trick?
> after stumbling upon this article, themuse is
> bemused:
>
> “Can I go down on you?†I asked, looking up at
> him. As soon as I said it, the question struck me
> as strange. Had I ever asked this before? Was this
> a question with more than one answer? “No,†he
> said.
>
> http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-dater-x-a-guy-wh
> o-doesnt-like-bjs/
You're asking men if they like them?...HAHAHAHA
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
themuse
()
Date: December 27, 2010 09:41PM
tomahawk Wrote:
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> themuse Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > do you like them?
>
> Um...is this a trick question?
up until 10 minutes ago when i read this article, maybe.
but now? no. a regretful, resounding no. :(
yeefuckinghaw
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> themuse Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > do you like them?
>
> Um...is this a trick question?
up until 10 minutes ago when i read this article, maybe.
but now? no. a regretful, resounding no. :(
yeefuckinghaw
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
your girldriend
()
Date: December 27, 2010 09:43PM
Men LIVE for blow jobs themuse.
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
themuse
()
Date: December 27, 2010 09:43PM
R U Crazy? Wrote:
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> You're asking men if they like them?...HAHAHAHA
did you read the article? yes, i'm asking the men on this forum if like them.
i'm also asking for their favorite tricks.
anyone?
yeefuckinghaw
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> You're asking men if they like them?...HAHAHAHA
did you read the article? yes, i'm asking the men on this forum if like them.
i'm also asking for their favorite tricks.
anyone?
yeefuckinghaw
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
BJ break
()
Date: December 27, 2010 09:45PM
they're all getting blown...give 'em a minute
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
themuse
()
Date: December 27, 2010 09:48PM
here's another lost soul:
Having my oral offer rebuffed was, to me, the equivalent of outright sexual rejection. Why was I even there? That’s not to say I think every guy must be into getting head; that’s its own stereotype too. But I wouldn’t feel comfortable being with someone who never desired oral, for whom that simply wasn’t on the menu.
http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-dealbreaker-the-guy-who-didnt-want-head/
yeefuckinghaw
Having my oral offer rebuffed was, to me, the equivalent of outright sexual rejection. Why was I even there? That’s not to say I think every guy must be into getting head; that’s its own stereotype too. But I wouldn’t feel comfortable being with someone who never desired oral, for whom that simply wasn’t on the menu.
http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-dealbreaker-the-guy-who-didnt-want-head/
yeefuckinghaw
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
tomahawk
()
Date: December 27, 2010 09:50PM
Okay, so I read the article. I make a habit of not clicking links on FFU unless they link to a familiar domain, like washington post or something, but what the hell.
The guy in that article has some sort of problem. His mom molested him or some shit. Maybe he's a religious nut. Or a closet homo or something. Whatever.
The guy in that article has some sort of problem. His mom molested him or some shit. Maybe he's a religious nut. Or a closet homo or something. Whatever.
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
yeah, totally
()
Date: December 27, 2010 09:53PM
tomahawk Wrote:
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> Okay, so I read the article. I make a habit of not
> clicking links on FFU unless they link to a
> familiar domain, like washington post or
> something, but what the hell.
>
> The guy in that article has some sort of problem.
> His mom molested him or some shit. Maybe he's a
> religious nut. Or a closet homo or something.
> Whatever.
I'm thinking the same.
For a guy to say "no' to a blow job is ridiculous.
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> Okay, so I read the article. I make a habit of not
> clicking links on FFU unless they link to a
> familiar domain, like washington post or
> something, but what the hell.
>
> The guy in that article has some sort of problem.
> His mom molested him or some shit. Maybe he's a
> religious nut. Or a closet homo or something.
> Whatever.
I'm thinking the same.
For a guy to say "no' to a blow job is ridiculous.
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
Wahhh
()
Date: December 27, 2010 09:56PM
yeah, a total trick question. bj's are the bomb - even after a decade of marriage to my fabulous wife, they are still the bomb. munching box is just as good too. In fact, oral sex is probably better than actual intercourse.
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
themuse
()
Date: December 27, 2010 09:59PM
good answers. keep 'em comin'.
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Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
Wahhh
()
Date: December 27, 2010 10:11PM
ITRADE Wrote:
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> they're great.
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> they're great.
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Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
*DICK CHEESE*
()
Date: December 27, 2010 10:14PM
Maybe the guy denied the BJ because his cock or his balls stunk from not showering enough.
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
poots
()
Date: December 27, 2010 10:16PM
good call. or maybe the girl had buck teeth dentures like elle diabla and the guy did not want to get chomped.
*DICK CHEESE* Wrote:
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> Maybe the guy denied the BJ because his cock or
> his balls stunk from not showering enough.
*DICK CHEESE* Wrote:
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> Maybe the guy denied the BJ because his cock or
> his balls stunk from not showering enough.
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
themuse
()
Date: December 27, 2010 10:19PM
that's nice but what about tricks? waiting for favorite tricks. . .
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Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
inconiehootz
()
Date: December 27, 2010 10:22PM
tricks are something you do for money muse.
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
Dude
()
Date: December 27, 2010 10:24PM
themuse Wrote:
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> that's nice but what about tricks? waiting for
> favorite tricks. . .
I'd be pretty happy if before I die I could experience the thing where a chick deepthroats me and licks my balls from the underside.
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> that's nice but what about tricks? waiting for
> favorite tricks. . .
I'd be pretty happy if before I die I could experience the thing where a chick deepthroats me and licks my balls from the underside.
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
themuse
()
Date: December 27, 2010 10:33PM
deep throat? no need to deep throat with a trick like this:
make an O with your hand, place it on your lips, and move them in tandem. this will create the illusion that you’re taking him all in while in reality it’s more like three-fifths.
pretty good trick, huh?
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make an O with your hand, place it on your lips, and move them in tandem. this will create the illusion that you’re taking him all in while in reality it’s more like three-fifths.
pretty good trick, huh?
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Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
voided
()
Date: December 27, 2010 10:35PM
themuse Wrote:
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> if so, what's your favorite
> trick?
Just be cute and blow, then take your bra & panties off and straddle us.
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> if so, what's your favorite
> trick?
Just be cute and blow, then take your bra & panties off and straddle us.
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: December 27, 2010 10:36PM
No... that trick sucks...
themuse Wrote:
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> pretty good trick, huh?
Signatures are for fags
themuse Wrote:
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> pretty good trick, huh?
Signatures are for fags
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
Dude
()
Date: December 27, 2010 10:38PM
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> No... that trick sucks...
>
+1
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> No... that trick sucks...
>
+1
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
themuse
()
Date: December 27, 2010 10:42PM
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> No... that trick sucks...
>
> themuse Wrote:
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> -----
> > pretty good trick, huh?
aw, tuttle, are we feeling slighted? what about this one, hmmmm?
nibble your way up the side of his penis as if it were corn on the cob, taking the skin lightly between your lips or teeth and tugging gently. believe it or not, it is possible to pinch the skin here without inducing pain: done right, these little love nips will galvanize his nerve endings.
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> No... that trick sucks...
>
> themuse Wrote:
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> > pretty good trick, huh?
aw, tuttle, are we feeling slighted? what about this one, hmmmm?
nibble your way up the side of his penis as if it were corn on the cob, taking the skin lightly between your lips or teeth and tugging gently. believe it or not, it is possible to pinch the skin here without inducing pain: done right, these little love nips will galvanize his nerve endings.
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Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: December 27, 2010 10:43PM
That one's ok...
themuse Wrote:
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> aw, tuttle, are we feeling slighted? what about
> this one, hmmmm?
Signatures are for fags
themuse Wrote:
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> aw, tuttle, are we feeling slighted? what about
> this one, hmmmm?
Signatures are for fags
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
Dude
()
Date: December 27, 2010 10:44PM
themuse Wrote:
> what about
> this one, hmmmm?
>
> nibble your way up the side of his penis as if it
> were corn on the cob, taking the skin lightly
> between your lips or teeth and tugging gently.
> believe it or not, it is possible to pinch the
> skin here without inducing pain: done right, these
> little love nips will galvanize his nerve endings.
I thought you were asking us about our favorite tricks?
> what about
> this one, hmmmm?
>
> nibble your way up the side of his penis as if it
> were corn on the cob, taking the skin lightly
> between your lips or teeth and tugging gently.
> believe it or not, it is possible to pinch the
> skin here without inducing pain: done right, these
> little love nips will galvanize his nerve endings.
I thought you were asking us about our favorite tricks?
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
Woks for Youth in Asia
()
Date: December 27, 2010 10:45PM
no way i would let a chick gobble my cob like that.
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
themuse
()
Date: December 27, 2010 10:46PM
+974
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> That one's ok...
>
> themuse Wrote:
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> -----
> > aw, tuttle, are we feeling slighted? what
> about
> > this one, hmmmm?
yeefuckinghaw
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> That one's ok...
>
> themuse Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > aw, tuttle, are we feeling slighted? what
> about
> > this one, hmmmm?
yeefuckinghaw
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
tomahawk
()
Date: December 27, 2010 10:46PM
Woks for Youth in Asia Wrote:
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> no way i would let a chick gobble my cob like
> that.
You must be the limp-wristed dude in the article.
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> no way i would let a chick gobble my cob like
> that.
You must be the limp-wristed dude in the article.
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
themuse
()
Date: December 27, 2010 10:48PM
Dude Wrote:
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> themuse Wrote:
> > what about
> > this one, hmmmm?
> >
> > nibble your way up the side of his penis as if
> it
> > were corn on the cob, taking the skin lightly
> > between your lips or teeth and tugging gently.
> > believe it or not, it is possible to pinch the
> > skin here without inducing pain: done right,
> these
> > little love nips will galvanize his nerve
> endings.
>
> I thought you were asking us about our favorite
> tricks?
i am. i'm "sharing notes" if you will.
no better source than the horse (no pun intended).
yeefuckinghaw
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> themuse Wrote:
> > what about
> > this one, hmmmm?
> >
> > nibble your way up the side of his penis as if
> it
> > were corn on the cob, taking the skin lightly
> > between your lips or teeth and tugging gently.
> > believe it or not, it is possible to pinch the
> > skin here without inducing pain: done right,
> these
> > little love nips will galvanize his nerve
> endings.
>
> I thought you were asking us about our favorite
> tricks?
i am. i'm "sharing notes" if you will.
no better source than the horse (no pun intended).
yeefuckinghaw
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
themuse
()
Date: December 27, 2010 10:48PM
tomahawk Wrote:
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> Woks for Youth in Asia Wrote:
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> -----
> > no way i would let a chick gobble my cob like
> > that.
>
>
> You must be the limp-wristed dude in the article.
+784
yeefuckinghaw
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> Woks for Youth in Asia Wrote:
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> -----
> > no way i would let a chick gobble my cob like
> > that.
>
>
> You must be the limp-wristed dude in the article.
+784
yeefuckinghaw
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
Woks for Youth in Asia
()
Date: December 27, 2010 10:51PM
no, i just dont like someone chewing on my cock. i bet you like chewing on cock though sewer chewer.
tomahawk Wrote:
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> Woks for Youth in Asia Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > no way i would let a chick gobble my cob like
> > that.
>
>
> You must be the limp-wristed dude in the article.
tomahawk Wrote:
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> Woks for Youth in Asia Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > no way i would let a chick gobble my cob like
> > that.
>
>
> You must be the limp-wristed dude in the article.
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
Dude
()
Date: December 27, 2010 10:52PM
themuse Wrote:
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> Dude Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > themuse Wrote:
> > > what about
> > > this one, hmmmm?
> > >
> > > nibble your way up the side of his penis as
> if
> > it
> > > were corn on the cob, taking the skin lightly
> > > between your lips or teeth and tugging
> gently.
> > > believe it or not, it is possible to pinch
> the
> > > skin here without inducing pain: done right,
> > these
> > > little love nips will galvanize his nerve
> > endings.
> >
> > I thought you were asking us about our favorite
> > tricks?
>
>
> i am. i'm "sharing notes" if you will.
> no better source than the horse (no pun intended).
Ever tried cum swapping, muse?
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> Dude Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > themuse Wrote:
> > > what about
> > > this one, hmmmm?
> > >
> > > nibble your way up the side of his penis as
> if
> > it
> > > were corn on the cob, taking the skin lightly
> > > between your lips or teeth and tugging
> gently.
> > > believe it or not, it is possible to pinch
> the
> > > skin here without inducing pain: done right,
> > these
> > > little love nips will galvanize his nerve
> > endings.
> >
> > I thought you were asking us about our favorite
> > tricks?
>
>
> i am. i'm "sharing notes" if you will.
> no better source than the horse (no pun intended).
Ever tried cum swapping, muse?
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
tomahawk
()
Date: December 27, 2010 10:54PM
No teeth.
Something to keep in mind.
Something to keep in mind.
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
themuse
()
Date: December 27, 2010 10:55PM
no need for namecalling, woks.
tis a sexually healthy and humorous topic.
go piss on someone else's thread, why don't cha?
Woks for Youth in Asia Wrote:
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> no, i just dont like someone chewing on my cock. i
> bet you like chewing on cock though sewer chewer.
>
> tomahawk Wrote:
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> -----
> > Woks for Youth in Asia Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > no way i would let a chick gobble my cob like
> > > that.
> >
> >
> > You must be the limp-wristed dude in the
> article.
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tis a sexually healthy and humorous topic.
go piss on someone else's thread, why don't cha?
Woks for Youth in Asia Wrote:
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> no, i just dont like someone chewing on my cock. i
> bet you like chewing on cock though sewer chewer.
>
> tomahawk Wrote:
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> -----
> > Woks for Youth in Asia Wrote:
> >
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>
> > -----
> > > no way i would let a chick gobble my cob like
> > > that.
> >
> >
> > You must be the limp-wristed dude in the
> article.
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Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
ORLY1
()
Date: December 27, 2010 10:57PM
themuse Wrote:
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> do you like them? if so, what's your favorite
> trick?
> after stumbling upon this article, themuse is
> bemused:
>
> “Can I go down on you?†I asked, looking up at
> him. As soon as I said it, the question struck me
> as strange. Had I ever asked this before? Was this
> a question with more than one answer? “No,†he
> said.
>
> http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-dater-x-a-guy-wh
> o-doesnt-like-bjs/
You must be one of those people who have no sex.
EVERY woman knows a man LOVES a blow job.
and EVERY man would say to you.......ARE YOU FUCKING
KIDDING ME??
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> do you like them? if so, what's your favorite
> trick?
> after stumbling upon this article, themuse is
> bemused:
>
> “Can I go down on you?†I asked, looking up at
> him. As soon as I said it, the question struck me
> as strange. Had I ever asked this before? Was this
> a question with more than one answer? “No,†he
> said.
>
> http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-dater-x-a-guy-wh
> o-doesnt-like-bjs/
You must be one of those people who have no sex.
EVERY woman knows a man LOVES a blow job.
and EVERY man would say to you.......ARE YOU FUCKING
KIDDING ME??
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
themuse
()
Date: December 27, 2010 10:58PM
Dude Wrote:
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> Ever tried cum swapping, muse?
can't say that i have, dude.
yeefuckinghaw
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> Ever tried cum swapping, muse?
can't say that i have, dude.
yeefuckinghaw
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
aDude
()
Date: December 27, 2010 10:59PM
themuse Wrote:
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> Dude Wrote:
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>
> > Ever tried cum swapping, muse?
>
> can't say that i have, dude.
Would you?
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> Dude Wrote:
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>
> > Ever tried cum swapping, muse?
>
> can't say that i have, dude.
Would you?
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
themuse
()
Date: December 27, 2010 11:02PM
ORLY1 Wrote:
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> themuse Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > do you like them? if so, what's your favorite
> > trick?
> > after stumbling upon this article, themuse is
> > bemused:
> >
> > “Can I go down on you?†I asked, looking up
> at
> > him. As soon as I said it, the question struck
> me
> > as strange. Had I ever asked this before? Was
> this
> > a question with more than one answer? “No,â€
> he
> > said.
> >
> >
> http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-dater-x-a-guy-wh
>
> > o-doesnt-like-bjs/
>
>
> You must be one of those people who have no sex.
did you read the article, orly?
lemme guess, since i read i don't have sex?
au contraire mon frere
i could talk circles around your cock in french and backwards.
yeefuckinghaw
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> themuse Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > do you like them? if so, what's your favorite
> > trick?
> > after stumbling upon this article, themuse is
> > bemused:
> >
> > “Can I go down on you?†I asked, looking up
> at
> > him. As soon as I said it, the question struck
> me
> > as strange. Had I ever asked this before? Was
> this
> > a question with more than one answer? “No,â€
> he
> > said.
> >
> >
> http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-dater-x-a-guy-wh
>
> > o-doesnt-like-bjs/
>
>
> You must be one of those people who have no sex.
did you read the article, orly?
lemme guess, since i read i don't have sex?
au contraire mon frere
i could talk circles around your cock in french and backwards.
yeefuckinghaw
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
loveit!
()
Date: December 27, 2010 11:18PM
My husband tells me black guys do not like to perform oral on women. Is this true? If so,now I get why black women are always so pissed off!
Agreed, oral is much better than intercourse if you have the right man doing the job.
Agreed, oral is much better than intercourse if you have the right man doing the job.
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
Teh King
()
Date: December 27, 2010 11:35PM
I enjoy blowjobs. I prefer strong sucking on the head with a firm, simultaneous shaft pumping. Utilize the free hand for testicular and "taint" manipulation for bonus points. Properly executed, I'm done in 10 minutes.
I enjoy going down on a woman as much a being gone down on.
I enjoy going down on a woman as much a being gone down on.
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
DAS CUZ DAY GAY
()
Date: December 27, 2010 11:42PM
'loveit' wrote :
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> "My husband tells me black guys do not like to perform oral on women."
THIS IS BECAUSE A HIGH PERCENTAGE OF BLACK GUYS ARE HOMOSEXUAL.
SO IT IS UNDERSTANDABLE WHY THEY WOULD HAVE NO INTEREST IN MUFF DIVING.
> "Is this true?"
YES. THEY ARE REALLY GAY.
> "If so,now I get why black women are always so pissed off!"
THEY ARE SO PISSED OFF BECAUSE TYRONE IS CONSTANTLY HITTING ON WHITE WOMEN.
> "Agreed, oral is much better than intercourse if you have the right man doing the job."
BITCH, YOU CRAZY.
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> "My husband tells me black guys do not like to perform oral on women."
THIS IS BECAUSE A HIGH PERCENTAGE OF BLACK GUYS ARE HOMOSEXUAL.
SO IT IS UNDERSTANDABLE WHY THEY WOULD HAVE NO INTEREST IN MUFF DIVING.
> "Is this true?"
YES. THEY ARE REALLY GAY.
> "If so,now I get why black women are always so pissed off!"
THEY ARE SO PISSED OFF BECAUSE TYRONE IS CONSTANTLY HITTING ON WHITE WOMEN.
> "Agreed, oral is much better than intercourse if you have the right man doing the job."
BITCH, YOU CRAZY.
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
tomahawk
()
Date: December 27, 2010 11:44PM
How does Troll manage to wreck even the best threads?
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
themuse
()
Date: December 27, 2010 11:53PM
tomahawk Wrote:
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> How does Troll manage to wreck even the best
> threads?
my guess is because he hasn't had this:
holding the base of his penis and resting your chin on the underside of his shaft for stability, place the underside of your tongue on this sweet spot and quickly swipe it from side to side like a windshield wiper. precise as surgery and yet very potent, this move is a great way to kick things off.
yeefuckinghaw
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> How does Troll manage to wreck even the best
> threads?
my guess is because he hasn't had this:
holding the base of his penis and resting your chin on the underside of his shaft for stability, place the underside of your tongue on this sweet spot and quickly swipe it from side to side like a windshield wiper. precise as surgery and yet very potent, this move is a great way to kick things off.
yeefuckinghaw
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Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
I love you but
()
Date: December 27, 2010 11:58PM
themuse Wrote:
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> tomahawk Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > How does Troll manage to wreck even the best
> > threads?
>
> my guess is because he hasn't had this:
>
> holding the base of his penis and resting your
> chin on the underside of his shaft for stability,
> place the underside of your tongue on this sweet
> spot and quickly swipe it from side to side like a
> windshield wiper. precise as surgery and yet very
> potent, this move is a great way to kick things
> off.
You are SO not sexual themuse
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> tomahawk Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > How does Troll manage to wreck even the best
> > threads?
>
> my guess is because he hasn't had this:
>
> holding the base of his penis and resting your
> chin on the underside of his shaft for stability,
> place the underside of your tongue on this sweet
> spot and quickly swipe it from side to side like a
> windshield wiper. precise as surgery and yet very
> potent, this move is a great way to kick things
> off.
You are SO not sexual themuse
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: December 28, 2010 07:05AM
gimme!
favorite technique - when the girl licks from the scrotum to the tip on the underside of the shaft and when she gets to the tip, deep throats it. perfection
favorite technique - when the girl licks from the scrotum to the tip on the underside of the shaft and when she gets to the tip, deep throats it. perfection
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
Chief of Staff
()
Date: December 28, 2010 08:20AM
themuse Wrote:
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>
> holding the base of his penis and resting your
> chin on the underside of his shaft for stability,
> place the underside of your tongue on this sweet
> spot and quickly swipe it from side to side like a
> windshield wiper. precise as surgery and yet very
> potent, this move is a great way to kick things
> off.
If you can do that AND make that squeaky windshield wiper sound (we're used to high standards) I'll get you a 'job' in the White House (as like an adviser or something).
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>
> holding the base of his penis and resting your
> chin on the underside of his shaft for stability,
> place the underside of your tongue on this sweet
> spot and quickly swipe it from side to side like a
> windshield wiper. precise as surgery and yet very
> potent, this move is a great way to kick things
> off.
If you can do that AND make that squeaky windshield wiper sound (we're used to high standards) I'll get you a 'job' in the White House (as like an adviser or something).
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
Bubba Clinton :) Howdy Fokes
()
Date: December 28, 2010 08:27AM
loveit! Wrote:
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> My husband tells me black guys do not like to
> perform oral on women. Is this true? If so,now I
> get why black women are always so pissed off!
>
> Agreed, oral is much better than intercourse if
> you have the right man doing the job.
Ever been eaten by a guy smokin a cigar and eatin pizza at the same time? I think you'd like it. I'm quite skilled at it. You won't even have to get undressed. But you might have to explain the pizza sauce to your husband. ;)
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> My husband tells me black guys do not like to
> perform oral on women. Is this true? If so,now I
> get why black women are always so pissed off!
>
> Agreed, oral is much better than intercourse if
> you have the right man doing the job.
Ever been eaten by a guy smokin a cigar and eatin pizza at the same time? I think you'd like it. I'm quite skilled at it. You won't even have to get undressed. But you might have to explain the pizza sauce to your husband. ;)
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: December 28, 2010 10:43AM
Look, I'll say this once:
Teeth and blowjobs do not mix. Girls, I don't care what you read on-line, that article you saw in Cosmo, none of that shit matters. Teeth should never, ever go into the mix.
The only guys that would want you to chew on their wing wong like it's a rubber squeak toy are the ones that want to be dressed up in leather, have long metal rods inserted into their dicks, and call you "Mistress."
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Teeth and blowjobs do not mix. Girls, I don't care what you read on-line, that article you saw in Cosmo, none of that shit matters. Teeth should never, ever go into the mix.
The only guys that would want you to chew on their wing wong like it's a rubber squeak toy are the ones that want to be dressed up in leather, have long metal rods inserted into their dicks, and call you "Mistress."
--------------------------------------------------------------
13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
diversion
()
Date: December 28, 2010 12:29PM
While I was in college a friend and I hooked up with two girls one night, he took one to his place and I stayed with the other at hers. It was clear to me that the girl I hooked up with didn't want to get fucked but she gave me the blowjob of a lifetime, she could have sucked the chrome off of a trailer hitch.
A year or two after graduation I ran into the girl that hooked up with my friend in Adams Morgan and ended up hooking up with her, fucking but no blowjob this time. In the aftermath we discussed that night back in college and she revealed that her friend was a closet lesbian who was hitting on her constantly back in those days. In discussing my hookup with her she said, "you probably got a blowjob from her but didn't fuck her, girls will do that if they just want to get a guy off in order to avoid fucking."
I never thought of corraborating that statement until I saw this thread. So, do ladies give blowjobs, occasionally or constantly, in order to avoid fucking?
A year or two after graduation I ran into the girl that hooked up with my friend in Adams Morgan and ended up hooking up with her, fucking but no blowjob this time. In the aftermath we discussed that night back in college and she revealed that her friend was a closet lesbian who was hitting on her constantly back in those days. In discussing my hookup with her she said, "you probably got a blowjob from her but didn't fuck her, girls will do that if they just want to get a guy off in order to avoid fucking."
I never thought of corraborating that statement until I saw this thread. So, do ladies give blowjobs, occasionally or constantly, in order to avoid fucking?
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
Door-to-Door Dildo Salesman
()
Date: December 28, 2010 12:35PM
diversion Wrote:
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> While I was in college a friend and I hooked up
> with two girls one night, he took one to his place
> and I stayed with the other at hers. It was clear
> to me that the girl I hooked up with didn't want
> to get fucked but she gave me the blowjob of a
> lifetime, she could have sucked the chrome off of
> a trailer hitch.
>
> A year or two after graduation I ran into the girl
> that hooked up with my friend in Adams Morgan and
> ended up hooking up with her, fucking but no
> blowjob this time. In the aftermath we discussed
> that night back in college and she revealed that
> her friend was a closet lesbian who was hitting on
> her constantly back in those days. In discussing
> my hookup with her she said, "you probably got a
> blowjob from her but didn't fuck her, girls will
> do that if they just want to get a guy off in
> order to avoid fucking."
>
> I never thought of corraborating that statement
> until I saw this thread. So, do ladies give
> blowjobs, occasionally or constantly, in order to
> avoid fucking?
I didn't know lesbians didn't like to fuck. Unless they moonlight as prostitutes and been embezzling funds from their pimp.
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> While I was in college a friend and I hooked up
> with two girls one night, he took one to his place
> and I stayed with the other at hers. It was clear
> to me that the girl I hooked up with didn't want
> to get fucked but she gave me the blowjob of a
> lifetime, she could have sucked the chrome off of
> a trailer hitch.
>
> A year or two after graduation I ran into the girl
> that hooked up with my friend in Adams Morgan and
> ended up hooking up with her, fucking but no
> blowjob this time. In the aftermath we discussed
> that night back in college and she revealed that
> her friend was a closet lesbian who was hitting on
> her constantly back in those days. In discussing
> my hookup with her she said, "you probably got a
> blowjob from her but didn't fuck her, girls will
> do that if they just want to get a guy off in
> order to avoid fucking."
>
> I never thought of corraborating that statement
> until I saw this thread. So, do ladies give
> blowjobs, occasionally or constantly, in order to
> avoid fucking?
I didn't know lesbians didn't like to fuck. Unless they moonlight as prostitutes and been embezzling funds from their pimp.
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
Door-to-Door Dildo Salesman
()
Date: December 28, 2010 12:38PM
MrMephisto Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Look, I'll say this once:
>
> Teeth and blowjobs do not mix. Girls, I don't
> care what you read on-line, that article you saw
> in Cosmo, none of that shit matters. Teeth should
> never, ever go into the mix.
>
> The only guys that would want you to chew on their
> wing wong like it's a rubber squeak toy are the
> ones that want to be dressed up in leather, have
> long metal rods inserted into their dicks, and
> call you "Mistress."
yeah, just keep telling yourself that.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Look, I'll say this once:
>
> Teeth and blowjobs do not mix. Girls, I don't
> care what you read on-line, that article you saw
> in Cosmo, none of that shit matters. Teeth should
> never, ever go into the mix.
>
> The only guys that would want you to chew on their
> wing wong like it's a rubber squeak toy are the
> ones that want to be dressed up in leather, have
> long metal rods inserted into their dicks, and
> call you "Mistress."
yeah, just keep telling yourself that.
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
themuse
()
Date: December 28, 2010 12:50PM
diversion Wrote:
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> So, do ladies give
> blowjobs, occasionally or constantly, in order to
> avoid fucking?
the only times (less than a handful) that i have done this was because guy was weird about doing the you-know while i was with aunt-flo . . . if you know what i mean.
other than that, i hear that there is a new generation of girls who will give the go-down to innumerable guys to avoid fucking. i think they're called rainbow parties. said girls will give the mackdown to 10-20 guys, each wearing a different color lipstick. the guy with the most hues at the end of the night wins something. i dunno. anyway, these girls avoid fucking in effort to stay pure for their first beau. whatever.
re: lesbians. can't help you with this. while i have several gay guy friends i know no lesbians. maybe the gay guys are the ones to ask?
yeefuckinghaw
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> So, do ladies give
> blowjobs, occasionally or constantly, in order to
> avoid fucking?
the only times (less than a handful) that i have done this was because guy was weird about doing the you-know while i was with aunt-flo . . . if you know what i mean.
other than that, i hear that there is a new generation of girls who will give the go-down to innumerable guys to avoid fucking. i think they're called rainbow parties. said girls will give the mackdown to 10-20 guys, each wearing a different color lipstick. the guy with the most hues at the end of the night wins something. i dunno. anyway, these girls avoid fucking in effort to stay pure for their first beau. whatever.
re: lesbians. can't help you with this. while i have several gay guy friends i know no lesbians. maybe the gay guys are the ones to ask?
yeefuckinghaw
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
themuse
()
Date: December 28, 2010 12:54PM
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Teeth should never, ever go into the mix.
point taken, but what about a nice lip grip? there is a difference between teeth and a nice lip grip, as referenced in the corn cob trick noted above.
yeefuckinghaw
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> Teeth should never, ever go into the mix.
point taken, but what about a nice lip grip? there is a difference between teeth and a nice lip grip, as referenced in the corn cob trick noted above.
yeefuckinghaw
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Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
Teh King
()
Date: December 28, 2010 03:09PM
themuse Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Teeth should never, ever go into the mix.
>
> point taken, but what about a nice lip grip?
> there is a difference between teeth and a nice lip
> grip, as referenced in the corn cob trick noted
> above.
A nice tight lip grip is always appreciated. As a far as teeth are concerned, I'm more distracted by biting than by tooth contact. Some creative tooth contact is good.
I think I need a demonstration of the corn cob trick to fully appreciate the effectiveness of the technique.
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Teeth should never, ever go into the mix.
>
> point taken, but what about a nice lip grip?
> there is a difference between teeth and a nice lip
> grip, as referenced in the corn cob trick noted
> above.
A nice tight lip grip is always appreciated. As a far as teeth are concerned, I'm more distracted by biting than by tooth contact. Some creative tooth contact is good.
I think I need a demonstration of the corn cob trick to fully appreciate the effectiveness of the technique.
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
Emeritus Q. Beaker
()
Date: December 28, 2010 03:25PM
I had a roommate in college who didn't like bjs. He was a real good dude, one of my better friends. He was totally normal, played scholarship football, drank & partied with us and everything. None of us could understand what the hell was up with him. I even had my gf try to weasel some info from his gf about the situation. She only found out he wasn't into them.
Bjs are like a gift from god saying he wants us to be happy (at least 5 minutes every few days).
Bjs are like a gift from god saying he wants us to be happy (at least 5 minutes every few days).
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
Bubba Clinton
()
Date: December 28, 2010 03:38PM
themuse Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> diversion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So, do ladies give
> > blowjobs, occasionally or constantly, in order
> to
> > avoid fucking?
>
> the only times (less than a handful) that i have
> done this was because guy was weird about doing
> the you-know while i was with aunt-flo . . . if
> you know what i mean.
>
> other than that, i hear that there is a new
> generation of girls who will give the go-down to
> innumerable guys to avoid fucking. i think
> they're called rainbow parties. said girls will
> give the mackdown to 10-20 guys, each wearing a
> different color lipstick. the guy with the most
> hues at the end of the night wins something. i
> dunno. anyway, these girls avoid fucking in effort
> to stay pure for their first beau. whatever.
>
> re: lesbians. can't help you with this. while i
> have several gay guy friends i know no lesbians.
> maybe the gay guys are the ones to ask?
aw used to send Chelsea to Snoop Dog's house for what he called, "Rainbow Parties", to get the nigger vote. Aw thought it was some kinda liberal fund raiser thing. Oh well
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> diversion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So, do ladies give
> > blowjobs, occasionally or constantly, in order
> to
> > avoid fucking?
>
> the only times (less than a handful) that i have
> done this was because guy was weird about doing
> the you-know while i was with aunt-flo . . . if
> you know what i mean.
>
> other than that, i hear that there is a new
> generation of girls who will give the go-down to
> innumerable guys to avoid fucking. i think
> they're called rainbow parties. said girls will
> give the mackdown to 10-20 guys, each wearing a
> different color lipstick. the guy with the most
> hues at the end of the night wins something. i
> dunno. anyway, these girls avoid fucking in effort
> to stay pure for their first beau. whatever.
>
> re: lesbians. can't help you with this. while i
> have several gay guy friends i know no lesbians.
> maybe the gay guys are the ones to ask?
aw used to send Chelsea to Snoop Dog's house for what he called, "Rainbow Parties", to get the nigger vote. Aw thought it was some kinda liberal fund raiser thing. Oh well
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
SNAFU
()
Date: December 28, 2010 04:42PM
My faves:
the two handed jack while mouthing the head piece
rolling the tongue around the head
tapping the head on the tongue
flicking the front of the head with the tip of the tongue
running the tongue up and down the base/shaft
BTW, I am not a fan of the tea bag 'humming'/jack or chicks who slap themselves in the face with your dick...no bueno!
the two handed jack while mouthing the head piece
rolling the tongue around the head
tapping the head on the tongue
flicking the front of the head with the tip of the tongue
running the tongue up and down the base/shaft
BTW, I am not a fan of the tea bag 'humming'/jack or chicks who slap themselves in the face with your dick...no bueno!
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
In a Girl Coma
()
Date: December 28, 2010 04:47PM
SNAFU Wrote:
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> My faves:
>
>
>
> the two handed jack while mouthing the head piece
>
> rolling the tongue around the head
>
> tapping the head on the tongue
>
> flicking the front of the head with the tip of the
> tongue
>
> running the tongue up and down the base/shaft
>
>
>
> BTW, I am not a fan of the tea bag 'humming'/jack
> or chicks who slap themselves in the face with
> your dick...no bueno!
you just beat bloody
WAY too much information.
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> My faves:
>
>
>
> the two handed jack while mouthing the head piece
>
> rolling the tongue around the head
>
> tapping the head on the tongue
>
> flicking the front of the head with the tip of the
> tongue
>
> running the tongue up and down the base/shaft
>
>
>
> BTW, I am not a fan of the tea bag 'humming'/jack
> or chicks who slap themselves in the face with
> your dick...no bueno!
you just beat bloody
WAY too much information.
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
themuse
()
Date: December 28, 2010 04:49PM
very nice. keep 'em comin' . . .
yeefuckinghaw
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yeefuckinghaw
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Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
SNAFU
()
Date: December 28, 2010 04:51PM
In a Girl Coma Wrote:
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> SNAFU Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My faves:
> >
> >
> >
> > the two handed jack while mouthing the head
> piece
> >
> > rolling the tongue around the head
> >
> > tapping the head on the tongue
> >
> > flicking the front of the head with the tip of
> the
> > tongue
> >
> > running the tongue up and down the base/shaft
> >
> >
> >
> > BTW, I am not a fan of the tea bag
> 'humming'/jack
> > or chicks who slap themselves in the face with
> > your dick...no bueno!
>
>
> you just beat bloody
I aim to please...LITERALLY!
-------------------------------------------------------
> SNAFU Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > My faves:
> >
> >
> >
> > the two handed jack while mouthing the head
> piece
> >
> > rolling the tongue around the head
> >
> > tapping the head on the tongue
> >
> > flicking the front of the head with the tip of
> the
> > tongue
> >
> > running the tongue up and down the base/shaft
> >
> >
> >
> > BTW, I am not a fan of the tea bag
> 'humming'/jack
> > or chicks who slap themselves in the face with
> > your dick...no bueno!
>
>
> you just beat bloody
I aim to please...LITERALLY!
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
SNAFU
()
Date: December 28, 2010 04:56PM
themuse Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> diversion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So, do ladies give
> > blowjobs, occasionally or constantly, in order
> to
> > avoid fucking?
>
> the only times (less than a handful) that i have
> done this was because guy was weird about doing
> the you-know while i was with aunt-flo . . . if
> you know what i mean.
>
> other than that, i hear that there is a new
> generation of girls who will give the go-down to
> innumerable guys to avoid fucking. i think
> they're called rainbow parties. said girls will
> give the mackdown to 10-20 guys, each wearing a
> different color lipstick. the guy with the most
> hues at the end of the night wins something. i
> dunno. anyway, these girls avoid fucking in effort
> to stay pure for their first beau. whatever.
Rainbow parties are a myth, muse; check snopes.com!
-------------------------------------------------------
> diversion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So, do ladies give
> > blowjobs, occasionally or constantly, in order
> to
> > avoid fucking?
>
> the only times (less than a handful) that i have
> done this was because guy was weird about doing
> the you-know while i was with aunt-flo . . . if
> you know what i mean.
>
> other than that, i hear that there is a new
> generation of girls who will give the go-down to
> innumerable guys to avoid fucking. i think
> they're called rainbow parties. said girls will
> give the mackdown to 10-20 guys, each wearing a
> different color lipstick. the guy with the most
> hues at the end of the night wins something. i
> dunno. anyway, these girls avoid fucking in effort
> to stay pure for their first beau. whatever.
Rainbow parties are a myth, muse; check snopes.com!
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: December 28, 2010 06:57PM
themuse Wrote:
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>
> i hear that there is a new
> generation of girls who will give the go-down to
> innumerable guys to avoid fucking. i think
> they're called rainbow parties.
they should be called... sluts giving head parties.
> said girls will
> give the mackdown to 10-20 guys, each wearing a
> different color lipstick. the guy with the most
> hues at the end of the night wins something.
it’s good to know that women no longer feel subservient to men.
men can fetch their own coffee!
> i dunno. anyway, these girls avoid fucking in effort
> to stay pure for their first beau. whatever.
“please be gentle with me; i’m a virgin. i’ve fucked everyone i know, but never with effort.â€
-------------------------------------------------------
>
> i hear that there is a new
> generation of girls who will give the go-down to
> innumerable guys to avoid fucking. i think
> they're called rainbow parties.
they should be called... sluts giving head parties.
> said girls will
> give the mackdown to 10-20 guys, each wearing a
> different color lipstick. the guy with the most
> hues at the end of the night wins something.
it’s good to know that women no longer feel subservient to men.
men can fetch their own coffee!
> i dunno. anyway, these girls avoid fucking in effort
> to stay pure for their first beau. whatever.
“please be gentle with me; i’m a virgin. i’ve fucked everyone i know, but never with effort.â€
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
themuse
()
Date: December 28, 2010 07:08PM
Alias Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> themuse Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > i hear that there is a new
> > generation of girls who will give the go-down
> to
> > innumerable guys to avoid fucking. i think
> > they're called rainbow parties.
>
> they should be called... sluts giving head
> parties.
>
> > said girls will
> > give the mackdown to 10-20 guys, each wearing a
> > different color lipstick. the guy with the
> most
> > hues at the end of the night wins something.
>
> it’s good to know that women no longer feel
> subservient to men.
> men can fetch their own coffee!
>
> > i dunno. anyway, these girls avoid fucking in
> effort
> > to stay pure for their first beau. whatever.
>
> “please be gentle with me; i’m a virgin.
> i’ve fucked everyone i know, but never with
> effort.â€
lol @ alias.
@ snafu: let's hope rainbow parties are a myth.
god save the girls.
yeefuckinghaw
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> themuse Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > i hear that there is a new
> > generation of girls who will give the go-down
> to
> > innumerable guys to avoid fucking. i think
> > they're called rainbow parties.
>
> they should be called... sluts giving head
> parties.
>
> > said girls will
> > give the mackdown to 10-20 guys, each wearing a
> > different color lipstick. the guy with the
> most
> > hues at the end of the night wins something.
>
> it’s good to know that women no longer feel
> subservient to men.
> men can fetch their own coffee!
>
> > i dunno. anyway, these girls avoid fucking in
> effort
> > to stay pure for their first beau. whatever.
>
> “please be gentle with me; i’m a virgin.
> i’ve fucked everyone i know, but never with
> effort.â€
lol @ alias.
@ snafu: let's hope rainbow parties are a myth.
god save the girls.
yeefuckinghaw
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
SNAFU
()
Date: December 28, 2010 07:15PM
themuse Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > themuse Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > >
> > > i hear that there is a new
> > > generation of girls who will give the go-down
> > to
> > > innumerable guys to avoid fucking. i think
> > > they're called rainbow parties.
> >
> > they should be called... sluts giving head
> > parties.
> >
> > > said girls will
> > > give the mackdown to 10-20 guys, each wearing
> a
> > > different color lipstick. the guy with the
> > most
> > > hues at the end of the night wins something.
> >
> > it’s good to know that women no longer feel
> > subservient to men.
> > men can fetch their own coffee!
> >
> > > i dunno. anyway, these girls avoid fucking in
> > effort
> > > to stay pure for their first beau. whatever.
> >
> > “please be gentle with me; i’m a virgin.
> > i’ve fucked everyone i know, but never with
> > effort.â€
>
>
> lol @ alias.
> @ snafu: let's hope rainbow parties are a myth.
They are: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainbow_party_%28sexuality%29
> god save the girls.
No need for God's help...I will save them!
-------------------------------------------------------
> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > themuse Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > >
> > > i hear that there is a new
> > > generation of girls who will give the go-down
> > to
> > > innumerable guys to avoid fucking. i think
> > > they're called rainbow parties.
> >
> > they should be called... sluts giving head
> > parties.
> >
> > > said girls will
> > > give the mackdown to 10-20 guys, each wearing
> a
> > > different color lipstick. the guy with the
> > most
> > > hues at the end of the night wins something.
> >
> > it’s good to know that women no longer feel
> > subservient to men.
> > men can fetch their own coffee!
> >
> > > i dunno. anyway, these girls avoid fucking in
> > effort
> > > to stay pure for their first beau. whatever.
> >
> > “please be gentle with me; i’m a virgin.
> > i’ve fucked everyone i know, but never with
> > effort.â€
>
>
> lol @ alias.
> @ snafu: let's hope rainbow parties are a myth.
They are: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainbow_party_%28sexuality%29
> god save the girls.
No need for God's help...I will save them!
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
ya mon
()
Date: December 28, 2010 09:11PM
themuse Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > No... that trick sucks...
> >
> > themuse Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > pretty good trick, huh?
>
>
> aw, tuttle, are we feeling slighted? what about
> this one, hmmmm?
>
> nibble your way up the side of his penis as if it
> were corn on the cob, taking the skin lightly
> between your lips or teeth and tugging gently.
> believe it or not, it is possible to pinch the
> skin here without inducing pain: done right, these
> little love nips will galvanize his nerve endings.
dis gyal she be so 'ot, i'n'i be lovin heya, kom heer ahn takee takee keer af mi
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > No... that trick sucks...
> >
> > themuse Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > pretty good trick, huh?
>
>
> aw, tuttle, are we feeling slighted? what about
> this one, hmmmm?
>
> nibble your way up the side of his penis as if it
> were corn on the cob, taking the skin lightly
> between your lips or teeth and tugging gently.
> believe it or not, it is possible to pinch the
> skin here without inducing pain: done right, these
> little love nips will galvanize his nerve endings.
dis gyal she be so 'ot, i'n'i be lovin heya, kom heer ahn takee takee keer af mi
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: December 28, 2010 09:21PM
How can anyone possibly know that "Rainbow Parties" are just a myth?
I think it's unlikely that no one has ever thrown a Rainbow Party... ever.. in all of history...
Signatures are for fags
I think it's unlikely that no one has ever thrown a Rainbow Party... ever.. in all of history...
Signatures are for fags
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
themuse
()
Date: December 28, 2010 11:40PM
ya mon Wrote:
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> themuse Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > No... that trick sucks...
> > >
> > > themuse Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > pretty good trick, huh?
> >
> >
> > aw, tuttle, are we feeling slighted? what
> about
> > this one, hmmmm?
> >
> > nibble your way up the side of his penis as if
> it
> > were corn on the cob, taking the skin lightly
> > between your lips or teeth and tugging gently.
> > believe it or not, it is possible to pinch the
> > skin here without inducing pain: done right,
> these
> > little love nips will galvanize his nerve
> endings.
>
> dis gyal she be so 'ot, i'n'i be lovin heya, kom
> heer ahn takee takee keer af mi
i have no idea what this means but i'm drunk so, okay.
yeefuckinghaw
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> themuse Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > No... that trick sucks...
> > >
> > > themuse Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > pretty good trick, huh?
> >
> >
> > aw, tuttle, are we feeling slighted? what
> about
> > this one, hmmmm?
> >
> > nibble your way up the side of his penis as if
> it
> > were corn on the cob, taking the skin lightly
> > between your lips or teeth and tugging gently.
> > believe it or not, it is possible to pinch the
> > skin here without inducing pain: done right,
> these
> > little love nips will galvanize his nerve
> endings.
>
> dis gyal she be so 'ot, i'n'i be lovin heya, kom
> heer ahn takee takee keer af mi
i have no idea what this means but i'm drunk so, okay.
yeefuckinghaw
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
Moose
()
Date: December 29, 2010 12:17AM
A couple of years ago, I heard a group of teens talking or should I say, whispering about these "rainbow" parties. Myself, I've always figured I've been pretty good at keeping up on things, knowin' what's going on ... the latest thing. Not thinking anything at all I ask, "oh what kind of party is that?" Immediately I was met with silence, eyes darting back and forth and instantly I knew this was something they definitely didn't want to reveal, but something I better find out. Later I cornered my child. "Mom it's ..." and I, not easily shocked at all, was definitely shocked and on went my lectures on sexually transmitted diseases. So yes, these parties are a reality or were.
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
b.s.
()
Date: December 29, 2010 12:21AM
Moose Wrote:
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> A couple of years ago, I heard a group of teens
> talking or should I say, whispering about these
> "rainbow" parties. Myself, I've always figured
> I've been pretty good at keeping up on things,
> knowin' what's going on ... the latest thing. Not
> thinking anything at all I ask, "oh what kind of
> party is that?" Immediately I was met with
> silence, eyes darting back and forth and instantly
> I knew this was something they definitely didn't
> want to reveal, but something I better find out.
> Later I cornered my child. "Mom it's ..." and I,
> not easily shocked at all, was definitely shocked
> and on went my lectures on sexually transmitted
> diseases. So yes, these parties are a reality or
> were.
it's a rumor
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> A couple of years ago, I heard a group of teens
> talking or should I say, whispering about these
> "rainbow" parties. Myself, I've always figured
> I've been pretty good at keeping up on things,
> knowin' what's going on ... the latest thing. Not
> thinking anything at all I ask, "oh what kind of
> party is that?" Immediately I was met with
> silence, eyes darting back and forth and instantly
> I knew this was something they definitely didn't
> want to reveal, but something I better find out.
> Later I cornered my child. "Mom it's ..." and I,
> not easily shocked at all, was definitely shocked
> and on went my lectures on sexually transmitted
> diseases. So yes, these parties are a reality or
> were.
it's a rumor
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
nomnom tom
()
Date: December 29, 2010 01:01PM
MrMephisto Wrote:
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>
> The only guys that would want you to chew on their
> wing wong like it's a rubber squeak toy are the
> ones that want to be dressed up in leather, have
> long metal rods inserted into their dicks, and
> call you "Mistress."
in other words...'guys' like eesh?
-------------------------------------------------------
>
> The only guys that would want you to chew on their
> wing wong like it's a rubber squeak toy are the
> ones that want to be dressed up in leather, have
> long metal rods inserted into their dicks, and
> call you "Mistress."
in other words...'guys' like eesh?
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: December 29, 2010 01:30PM
nomnom tom Wrote:
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> in other words...'guys' like eesh?
THAT'S SO CLEVER AND ORIGINAL. HILARIOUS. STOP, PLEASE, NO MORE. MY SIDES HURT FROM LAUGHING SO HARD.
OH MY GODS, TOO FUNNY. YOU SAID "'GUYS' LIKE EESH," WHICH SIMULTANEOUSLY IMPLIES THAT EESH IS NOT A GUY, AND HE LIKES TO BE DRESSED UP IN LEATHER AND HAVE LONG METAL RODS INSERTED INTO HIS DICK, JUST LIKE I SAID IN MY POST. IT'S LIKE I'VE NEVER TRULY KNOWN WHAT "FUNNY" WAS UNTIL THIS MOMENT.
I AM SHARING THIS JOKE WITH ALL MY FRIENDS. THEY WILL LAUGH HARD, TOO, GUARANTEED.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
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> in other words...'guys' like eesh?
THAT'S SO CLEVER AND ORIGINAL. HILARIOUS. STOP, PLEASE, NO MORE. MY SIDES HURT FROM LAUGHING SO HARD.
OH MY GODS, TOO FUNNY. YOU SAID "'GUYS' LIKE EESH," WHICH SIMULTANEOUSLY IMPLIES THAT EESH IS NOT A GUY, AND HE LIKES TO BE DRESSED UP IN LEATHER AND HAVE LONG METAL RODS INSERTED INTO HIS DICK, JUST LIKE I SAID IN MY POST. IT'S LIKE I'VE NEVER TRULY KNOWN WHAT "FUNNY" WAS UNTIL THIS MOMENT.
I AM SHARING THIS JOKE WITH ALL MY FRIENDS. THEY WILL LAUGH HARD, TOO, GUARANTEED.
--------------------------------------------------------------
13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
SO HAPPY TOGETHER!
()
Date: December 29, 2010 01:40PM
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> nomnom tom Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > in other words...'guys' like eesh?
>
> THAT'S SO CLEVER AND ORIGINAL. HILARIOUS. STOP,
> PLEASE, NO MORE. MY SIDES HURT FROM LAUGHING SO
> HARD.
>
> OH MY GODS, TOO FUNNY. YOU SAID "'GUYS' LIKE
> EESH," WHICH SIMULTANEOUSLY IMPLIES THAT EESH IS
> NOT A GUY, AND HE LIKES TO BE DRESSED UP IN
> LEATHER AND HAVE LONG METAL RODS INSERTED INTO HIS
> DICK, JUST LIKE I SAID IN MY POST. IT'S LIKE I'VE
> NEVER TRULY KNOWN WHAT "FUNNY" WAS UNTIL THIS
> MOMENT.
>
> I AM SHARING THIS JOKE WITH ALL MY FRIENDS. THEY
> WILL LAUGH HARD, TOO, GUARANTEED.
Attachments:
-------------------------------------------------------
> nomnom tom Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > in other words...'guys' like eesh?
>
> THAT'S SO CLEVER AND ORIGINAL. HILARIOUS. STOP,
> PLEASE, NO MORE. MY SIDES HURT FROM LAUGHING SO
> HARD.
>
> OH MY GODS, TOO FUNNY. YOU SAID "'GUYS' LIKE
> EESH," WHICH SIMULTANEOUSLY IMPLIES THAT EESH IS
> NOT A GUY, AND HE LIKES TO BE DRESSED UP IN
> LEATHER AND HAVE LONG METAL RODS INSERTED INTO HIS
> DICK, JUST LIKE I SAID IN MY POST. IT'S LIKE I'VE
> NEVER TRULY KNOWN WHAT "FUNNY" WAS UNTIL THIS
> MOMENT.
>
> I AM SHARING THIS JOKE WITH ALL MY FRIENDS. THEY
> WILL LAUGH HARD, TOO, GUARANTEED.
Attachments:
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: December 29, 2010 02:28PM
THAT'S EVEN FUNNIER. IF YOU HAD A DAY JOB, I WOULD SUGGEST YOU QUIT IT TO BE A COMEDIAN. BUT IN YOUR CASE, JUST GO STRAIGHT TO THE COMEDIAN-ING. YOU'VE GOT IT, BRO. YOU'VE GOT IT.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
STFU ALREADY!
()
Date: December 29, 2010 02:32PM
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> THAT'S EVEN FUNNIER. IF YOU HAD A DAY JOB, I
> WOULD SUGGEST YOU QUIT IT TO BE A COMEDIAN. BUT
> IN YOUR CASE, JUST GO STRAIGHT TO THE
> COMEDIAN-ING. YOU'VE GOT IT, BRO. YOU'VE GOT IT.
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> THAT'S EVEN FUNNIER. IF YOU HAD A DAY JOB, I
> WOULD SUGGEST YOU QUIT IT TO BE A COMEDIAN. BUT
> IN YOUR CASE, JUST GO STRAIGHT TO THE
> COMEDIAN-ING. YOU'VE GOT IT, BRO. YOU'VE GOT IT.
Attachments:
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: December 29, 2010 02:37PM
STFU ALREADY! Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > THAT'S EVEN FUNNIER. IF YOU HAD A DAY JOB, I
> > WOULD SUGGEST YOU QUIT IT TO BE A COMEDIAN.
> BUT
> > IN YOUR CASE, JUST GO STRAIGHT TO THE
> > COMEDIAN-ING. YOU'VE GOT IT, BRO. YOU'VE GOT
> IT.
That makes no sense. A picture of Mr. Mouth? Man you're retarded and just downright stupid.
Blessed are the murderous.
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > THAT'S EVEN FUNNIER. IF YOU HAD A DAY JOB, I
> > WOULD SUGGEST YOU QUIT IT TO BE A COMEDIAN.
> BUT
> > IN YOUR CASE, JUST GO STRAIGHT TO THE
> > COMEDIAN-ING. YOU'VE GOT IT, BRO. YOU'VE GOT
> IT.
That makes no sense. A picture of Mr. Mouth? Man you're retarded and just downright stupid.
Blessed are the murderous.
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
IS IT GAY:30, YET? I GUESS SO!
()
Date: December 29, 2010 02:41PM
eesh Wrote:
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> STFU ALREADY! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > MrMephisto Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > THAT'S EVEN FUNNIER. IF YOU HAD A DAY JOB, I
> > > WOULD SUGGEST YOU QUIT IT TO BE A COMEDIAN.
> > BUT
> > > IN YOUR CASE, JUST GO STRAIGHT TO THE
> > > COMEDIAN-ING. YOU'VE GOT IT, BRO. YOU'VE
> GOT
> > IT.
>
>
>
>
>
> That makes no sense. A picture of Mr. Mouth? Man
> you're retarded and just downright stupid.
Attachments:
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> STFU ALREADY! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > MrMephisto Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > THAT'S EVEN FUNNIER. IF YOU HAD A DAY JOB, I
> > > WOULD SUGGEST YOU QUIT IT TO BE A COMEDIAN.
> > BUT
> > > IN YOUR CASE, JUST GO STRAIGHT TO THE
> > > COMEDIAN-ING. YOU'VE GOT IT, BRO. YOU'VE
> GOT
> > IT.
>
>
>
>
>
> That makes no sense. A picture of Mr. Mouth? Man
> you're retarded and just downright stupid.
Attachments:
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: December 29, 2010 02:51PM
Wait, wait. Let me try now!
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
MIKE O'MEARA LOOK A LIKE
()
Date: December 29, 2010 02:57PM
MEPHISTO ON HIS LAST DATE...CIRCA 1999:
.
Attachments:
.
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Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: December 29, 2010 03:04PM
MIKE O'MEARA LOOK A LIKE Wrote:
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> MEPHISTO ON HIS LAST DATE...CIRCA 1999:
> .
Yeah and the "anonymous" poster that follows the two of us around looks like an underweight Puerto Rican with a Napoleon complex.
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> MEPHISTO ON HIS LAST DATE...CIRCA 1999:
> .
Yeah and the "anonymous" poster that follows the two of us around looks like an underweight Puerto Rican with a Napoleon complex.
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: December 29, 2010 03:06PM
MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Wait, wait. Let me try now!
>
>
Isn't that what you said to your boyfriend, analingeesh?
(Did I do it? Did it work?)
Signatures are for fags
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> Wait, wait. Let me try now!
>
>
Isn't that what you said to your boyfriend, analingeesh?
(Did I do it? Did it work?)
Signatures are for fags
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
UR 1 TO TALK!
()
Date: December 29, 2010 03:06PM
eesh Wrote:
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> MIKE O'MEARA LOOK A LIKE Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > MEPHISTO ON HIS LAST DATE...CIRCA 1999:
> > .
>
>
>
>
> Yeah and the "anonymous" poster that follows the
> two of us around looks like an underweight Puerto
> Rican with a Napoleon complex.
Attachments:
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> MIKE O'MEARA LOOK A LIKE Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > MEPHISTO ON HIS LAST DATE...CIRCA 1999:
> > .
>
>
>
>
> Yeah and the "anonymous" poster that follows the
> two of us around looks like an underweight Puerto
> Rican with a Napoleon complex.
Attachments:
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
NOT QUITE...
()
Date: December 29, 2010 03:07PM
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Wait, wait. Let me try now!
> >
> >
>
> Isn't that what you said to your boyfriend,
> analingeesh?
>
> (Did I do it? Did it work?)
KEEP TRYING, HAIRY DOODLE!
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Wait, wait. Let me try now!
> >
> >
>
> Isn't that what you said to your boyfriend,
> analingeesh?
>
> (Did I do it? Did it work?)
KEEP TRYING, HAIRY DOODLE!
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: December 29, 2010 03:09PM
Nah, the anon poster has a close resemblance to that kid that played in Hackers and ConAir. Same sashaying walk, high pitched voice, and short stature.
Attachments:
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Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
I DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT, BUT...
()
Date: December 29, 2010 03:15PM
THIS COMING FROM THE GUY WHO 'ADVERTIZES' HIMSELF AS RESEMBLING THIS SCRAWNY TWAT:
.
Attachments:
.
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Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: December 29, 2010 03:20PM
I DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT, BUT... Wrote:
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> THIS COMING FROM THE GUY WHO 'ADVERTIZES' HIMSELF
> AS RESEMBLING THIS SCRAWNY TWAT:
> .
wut
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> THIS COMING FROM THE GUY WHO 'ADVERTIZES' HIMSELF
> AS RESEMBLING THIS SCRAWNY TWAT:
> .
wut
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
'wut' REVEALED!
()
Date: December 29, 2010 03:26PM
eesh Wrote:
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> I DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT, BUT... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > THIS COMING FROM THE GUY WHO 'ADVERTIZES'
> HIMSELF
> > AS RESEMBLING THIS SCRAWNY TWAT:
> > .
>
>
>
>
>
> wut
YOU KNOW EXACTLY 'wut' I'M TALKING ABOUT, EESH...'ADVERTIZING'/PIMPING YOURSELF ON THE NET TO GUYS/GIRLS AND GETTING PISSED OFF WHEN THEY TELL YOU TO FUCK OFF!
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> I DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT, BUT... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > THIS COMING FROM THE GUY WHO 'ADVERTIZES'
> HIMSELF
> > AS RESEMBLING THIS SCRAWNY TWAT:
> > .
>
>
>
>
>
> wut
YOU KNOW EXACTLY 'wut' I'M TALKING ABOUT, EESH...'ADVERTIZING'/PIMPING YOURSELF ON THE NET TO GUYS/GIRLS AND GETTING PISSED OFF WHEN THEY TELL YOU TO FUCK OFF!
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: December 29, 2010 03:33PM
'wut' REVEALED! Wrote:
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>
> YOU KNOW EXACTLY 'wut' I'M TALKING ABOUT,
> EESH...'ADVERTIZING'/PIMPING YOURSELF ON THE NET
> TO GUYS/GIRLS AND GETTING PISSED OFF WHEN THEY
> TELL YOU TO FUCK OFF!
This is fascinating. Please continue, but before you do, know that advertising doesn't come with a z.
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>
> YOU KNOW EXACTLY 'wut' I'M TALKING ABOUT,
> EESH...'ADVERTIZING'/PIMPING YOURSELF ON THE NET
> TO GUYS/GIRLS AND GETTING PISSED OFF WHEN THEY
> TELL YOU TO FUCK OFF!
This is fascinating. Please continue, but before you do, know that advertising doesn't come with a z.
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
remember? lol
()
Date: December 29, 2010 03:38PM
eesh Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> 'wut' REVEALED! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> >
> > YOU KNOW EXACTLY 'wut' I'M TALKING ABOUT,
> > EESH...'ADVERTIZING'/PIMPING YOURSELF ON THE
> NET
> > TO GUYS/GIRLS AND GETTING PISSED OFF WHEN THEY
> > TELL YOU TO FUCK OFF!
>
>
>
>
>
> This is fascinating. Please continue, but before
> you do, know that advertising doesn't come with a
> z.
I know...it's in quotes, because that's how you spelled it in the ad, idiot! lol
-------------------------------------------------------
> 'wut' REVEALED! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> >
> > YOU KNOW EXACTLY 'wut' I'M TALKING ABOUT,
> > EESH...'ADVERTIZING'/PIMPING YOURSELF ON THE
> NET
> > TO GUYS/GIRLS AND GETTING PISSED OFF WHEN THEY
> > TELL YOU TO FUCK OFF!
>
>
>
>
>
> This is fascinating. Please continue, but before
> you do, know that advertising doesn't come with a
> z.
I know...it's in quotes, because that's how you spelled it in the ad, idiot! lol
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: December 29, 2010 03:45PM
remember? lol Wrote:
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> I know...it's in quotes, because that's how you
> spelled it in the ad, idiot! lol
Interesting. I'm like, shaking and stuff, knowing you found this imaginary ad.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/29/2010 03:46PM by eesh.
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> I know...it's in quotes, because that's how you
> spelled it in the ad, idiot! lol
Interesting. I'm like, shaking and stuff, knowing you found this imaginary ad.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/29/2010 03:46PM by eesh.
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
no worries!
()
Date: December 29, 2010 03:49PM
eesh Wrote:
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> remember? lol Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > I know...it's in quotes, because that's how you
> > spelled it in the ad, idiot! lol
>
>
>
>
>
> Interesting. I'm like, shaking and stuff, knowing
> you found this ad.
Don't worry, or did you already forget you deleted it a long time ago, 'EJ'? lol
-------------------------------------------------------
> remember? lol Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > I know...it's in quotes, because that's how you
> > spelled it in the ad, idiot! lol
>
>
>
>
>
> Interesting. I'm like, shaking and stuff, knowing
> you found this ad.
Don't worry, or did you already forget you deleted it a long time ago, 'EJ'? lol
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: December 29, 2010 05:30PM
no worries! Wrote:
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> Don't worry, or did you already forget you deleted
> it a long time ago, 'EJ'? lol
Yeah, EJ.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
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> Don't worry, or did you already forget you deleted
> it a long time ago, 'EJ'? lol
Yeah, EJ.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: poll: blow jobs
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: December 29, 2010 06:49PM
Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I'm waiting for you in hell, eesh... Waiting with
> a thousand EJs...
Oh Harry Tuttle. I'm going to eat the spiciest, most foul smelling thing on Taco Bell's menu, hold it for about 12 hours, and then take a dump on your chest!
Blessed are the murderous.
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> I'm waiting for you in hell, eesh... Waiting with
> a thousand EJs...
Oh Harry Tuttle. I'm going to eat the spiciest, most foul smelling thing on Taco Bell's menu, hold it for about 12 hours, and then take a dump on your chest!
Blessed are the murderous.