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What's up with the sarcastic assholes that post here?
Posted by: CC's girlfriend ()
Date: November 06, 2010 02:05AM

You could ask a perfectly legitimate question and some of u muhfuckaz try to be sarcastic. Act like adults for once goddamnit and not like fucking kids.

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Re: What's up with the sarcastic assholes that post here?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 06, 2010 02:08AM

hey, wanna do sex?

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Re: What's up with the sarcastic assholes that post here?
Posted by: chuckhoffmann ()
Date: November 06, 2010 03:20AM

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"Only good things can come of more communication." - Cary Wiedemann, March 3, 2005



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/22/2011 08:19PM by chuckhoffmann.

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Re: What's up with the sarcastic assholes that post here?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 06, 2010 03:32AM

chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> CC's girlfriend Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You could ask a perfectly legitimate question
> and
> > some of u muhfuckaz try to be sarcastic. Act
> like
> > adults for once goddamnit and not like fucking
> > kids.
>
> They don't try to be sarcastic; they are
> sarcastic. Also thuggish, profane, and cruel.
>
> If you're harassed by anyone here, that's a crime,
> and you should call the Fairfax County Police at
> 703-291-2131 and file a report. You can also do
> this using the online Citizen Reporting System.





So we're back to this then? I thought you said you were getting a new screen name and wanted to put this legal drama behind you. No?


Do you need help looking for a job? Your daughter that you support can't live on food stamps for much longer.

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Re: What's up with the sarcastic assholes that post here?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 06, 2010 03:34AM

eeshl, tha;ts cold man

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Re: What's up with the sarcastic assholes that post here?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 06, 2010 03:35AM

I smiss Elle Diobla

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Re: What's up with the sarcastic assholes that post here?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: November 06, 2010 03:43AM

i'm sure she'll come back, Mr. Misery.

but i know what you mean. i miss bloody.

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Re: What's up with the sarcastic assholes that post here?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 06, 2010 03:45AM

dkon't woaerry, dblookdy blister is waothching the cookingo channel....wheor good obuddys;, hiokm and oa;ihiokl

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Re: What's up with the sarcastic assholes that post here?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: November 06, 2010 03:49AM

i wish bloody would cook us a meal. wouldnt that be nice? we could sit around drinking wine and eating and then when we're very relaxed.. post nonsense on ffxu. ha.

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Re: What's up with the sarcastic assholes that post here?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 06, 2010 03:51AM

haahhaalk,m yeahol that holwould beo cool ,

boah bio I gnottta get up earlyp tomorop.......gotodonighto, Alilas. sjoei you als;kdso//[;

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Re: What's up with the sarcastic assholes that post here?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 06, 2010 03:52AM

ljkn./,,'

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Re: What's up with the sarcastic assholes that post here?
Posted by: chuckhoffmann ()
Date: November 06, 2010 04:34AM

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"Only good things can come of more communication." - Cary Wiedemann, March 3, 2005



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/22/2011 08:19PM by chuckhoffmann.

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Re: What's up with the sarcastic assholes that post here?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 06, 2010 05:23AM

chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Do you need help looking for a job? Your
> daughter
> > that you support can't live on food stamps for
> > much longer.
>
> You don't care about whether or not I have a job.
> You just look for ways to attack and mock me, so
> you mention things like the fact that I have had
> to go on food stamps, which in fact makes you very
> happy, because it means that I'm suffering more
> than you are.




The fact that you are on food stamps doesn't make me happy, what makes me happy is the fact a few of us get under your skin so much that you fill your days researching cyber law, instead of finding employment.

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Re: What's up with the sarcastic assholes that post here?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 06, 2010 05:26AM

chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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>
> Food stamps doesn't pay for soap and deodorant,
> did you know that? Now you do.




Yet you have enough financial resources to use internet service.

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Re: What's up with the sarcastic assholes that post here?
Posted by: geez ()
Date: November 06, 2010 05:34AM

eesh Wrote:
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> chuckhoffmann Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> >
> > Food stamps doesn't pay for soap and deodorant,
> > did you know that? Now you do.
>
>
>
>
> Yet you have enough financial resources to use
> internet service.


go to bed loser

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Re: What's up with the sarcastic assholes that post here?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: November 06, 2010 05:38AM

1up

geez Wrote:
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> go to bed loser

Signatures are for fags

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Re: What's up with the sarcastic assholes that post here?
Posted by: geez ()
Date: November 06, 2010 05:40AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> 1up
>
> geez Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > go to bed loser




go to sleep fatty!

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Re: What's up with the sarcastic assholes that post here?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: November 06, 2010 05:41AM

Love you guys... be safe...

geez Wrote:
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> go to sleep fatty!

Signatures are for fags

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Re: What's up with the sarcastic assholes that post here?
Posted by: chuckhoffmann ()
Date: November 06, 2010 06:30AM

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"Only good things can come of more communication." - Cary Wiedemann, March 3, 2005



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/22/2011 08:21PM by chuckhoffmann.

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Re: What's up with the sarcastic assholes that post here?
Posted by: chuckhoffmann ()
Date: November 06, 2010 06:32AM

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"Only good things can come of more communication." - Cary Wiedemann, March 3, 2005



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/22/2011 08:21PM by chuckhoffmann.

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Re: What's up with the sarcastic assholes that post here?
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: November 06, 2010 08:48AM

I eat sarcasm for breakfast, and then spit out common sense.

==================================================================================================
"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: What's up with the sarcastic assholes that post here?
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: November 06, 2010 10:34AM

ThePackLeader Wrote:
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> I eat sarcasm for breakfast, and then spit out
> common sense.


LOL

Teh interwebz is pickin on me make it stop their all so mean. I guess I could stay away from this website but that would make too much sense.

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Re: What's up with the sarcastic assholes that post here?
Posted by: Teh King ()
Date: November 06, 2010 10:47AM

chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > chuckhoffmann Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> >
> > >
> > > Food stamps doesn't pay for soap and
> deodorant,
> > > did you know that? Now you do.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Yet you have enough financial resources to use
> > internet service.
>
> I'm piggybacking off my neighbor's unsecured
> wireless connection. He doesn't notice, nor seem
> to mind.

Or perhaps he's is IMing 11 year old boys and has cloned your MAC address so he can later claim plausible deniability. Or even more devious, he's setting you up for a visit from Dateline's Chris Hansen and the FBI's Sexual Assault Felony Enforcement team. I hear they only knock once so practice pulling your pants up from your ankles.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/06/2010 11:13AM by Teh King.

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Re: What's up with the sarcastic assholes that post here?
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: November 06, 2010 02:49PM

Yeah, I'm going to leave law to the professionals, and go back to doing what I do best, as soon as I figure out what that is.


No worries Chuckie, we know what you best at. Being a pitiful fucking loser.
Have you ever sucked a dick bigger than mine?

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Re: What's up with the sarcastic assholes that post here?
Posted by: Britdrnva~ ()
Date: November 06, 2010 04:49PM

This board thoroughly exudes sarcasm and baiting to umpteenth level - if you don't like it, don't post. Tis fairly simple.

Mr. Hoffman - I am disappointed in you, I thought you'd already capitulated and decided to switch names/start over. No one cares for the whole law shtick, it's pointless,useless, and lame. Furthermore, doing it only alienates people against you all that more...you'd think you'd have learned.

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Re: What's up with the sarcastic assholes that post here?
Date: November 06, 2010 04:51PM

CC's girlfriend Wrote:
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> You could ask a perfectly legitimate question and
> some of u muhfuckaz try to be sarcastic. Act like
> adults for once goddamnit and not like fucking
> kids.


I'll give you an un-sarcastic answer. Fuck you.

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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm

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Re: What's up with the sarcastic assholes that post here?
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: November 06, 2010 04:57PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> CC's girlfriend Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You could ask a perfectly legitimate question
> and
> > some of u muhfuckaz try to be sarcastic. Act
> like
> > adults for once goddamnit and not like fucking
> > kids.
>
>
> I'll give you an un-sarcastic answer. Fuck you.


and I'll follow that up with an un-snarky answer...Fuck you

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Re: What's up with the sarcastic assholes that post here?
Posted by: privacy plz ()
Date: November 06, 2010 05:00PM

Conie Wrote:
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> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
> --------------------------------------
> >
> >
> > I'll give you an un-sarcastic answer. Fuck you.
>
>
> and I'll follow that up with an un-snarky
> answer...Fuck you


u 2 boys better get a room!

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Re: What's up with the sarcastic assholes that post here?
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: November 06, 2010 05:04PM

privacy plz Wrote:
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> Conie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
> > --------------------------------------
> > >
> > >
> > > I'll give you an un-sarcastic answer. Fuck
> you.
> >
> >
> > and I'll follow that up with an un-snarky
> > answer...Fuck you
>
>
> u 2 boys better get a room!


^^^themuse is discovering anon posting on this site^^^

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Re: What's up with the sarcastic assholes that post here?
Posted by: Elle Diabla ()
Date: November 10, 2010 04:12PM

CC's girlfriend Wrote:
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> You could ask a perfectly legitimate question and
> some of u muhfuckaz try to be sarcastic. Act like
> adults for once goddamnit and not like fucking
> kids.


With your shitty ghetto speak, you are not to be taken seriously.
The internet is a cruel world.

Move along now.

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Re: What's up with the sarcastic assholes that post here?
Posted by: Elle Diabla ()
Date: November 10, 2010 04:13PM

chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> CC's girlfriend Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You could ask a perfectly legitimate question
> and
> > some of u muhfuckaz try to be sarcastic. Act
> like
> > adults for once goddamnit and not like fucking
> > kids.
>
> They don't try to be sarcastic; they are
> sarcastic. Also thuggish, profane, and cruel.
>
> If you're harassed by anyone here, that's a crime,
> and you should call the Fairfax County Police at
> 703-291-2131 and file a report. You can also do
> this using the online Citizen Reporting System.


Ahahaha, what the crap is this?!

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Re: What's up with the sarcastic assholes that post here?
Posted by: Elle Diabla ()
Date: November 10, 2010 04:15PM

eesh Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> chuckhoffmann Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > eesh Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Do you need help looking for a job? Your
> > daughter
> > > that you support can't live on food stamps
> for
> > > much longer.
> >
> > You don't care about whether or not I have a
> job.
> > You just look for ways to attack and mock me,
> so
> > you mention things like the fact that I have
> had
> > to go on food stamps, which in fact makes you
> very
> > happy, because it means that I'm suffering more
> > than you are.
>
>
>
> The fact that you are on food stamps doesn't make
> me happy, what makes me happy is the fact a few of
> us get under your skin so much that you fill your
> days researching cyber law, instead of finding
> employment.


+1

It's too bad you hate me so much and fantasize about my having male netheregions, because I find you hilar.

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Re: What's up with the sarcastic assholes that post here?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 10, 2010 04:21PM

Elle Diabla's back!!

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Re: What's up with the sarcastic assholes that post here?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: November 10, 2010 04:27PM

Elle Diabla Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> chuckhoffmann Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > CC's girlfriend Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > You could ask a perfectly legitimate question
> > and
> > > some of u muhfuckaz try to be sarcastic. Act
> > like
> > > adults for once goddamnit and not like
> fucking
> > > kids.
> >
> > They don't try to be sarcastic; they are
> > sarcastic. Also thuggish, profane, and cruel.
> >
> > If you're harassed by anyone here, that's a
> crime,
> > and you should call the Fairfax County Police
> at
> > 703-291-2131 and file a report. You can also do
> > this using the online Citizen Reporting System.
>
>
> Ahahaha, what the crap is this?!

Welcome back! You've missed a lot.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: What's up with the sarcastic assholes that post here?
Posted by: Elle Diabla ()
Date: November 10, 2010 04:32PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Elle Diabla Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > chuckhoffmann Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > CC's girlfriend Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > You could ask a perfectly legitimate
> question
> > > and
> > > > some of u muhfuckaz try to be sarcastic.
> Act
> > > like
> > > > adults for once goddamnit and not like
> > fucking
> > > > kids.
> > >
> > > They don't try to be sarcastic; they are
> > > sarcastic. Also thuggish, profane, and cruel.
> > >
> > > If you're harassed by anyone here, that's a
> > crime,
> > > and you should call the Fairfax County Police
> > at
> > > 703-291-2131 and file a report. You can also
> do
> > > this using the online Citizen Reporting
> System.
> >
> >
> > Ahahaha, what the crap is this?!
>
> Welcome back! You've missed a lot.

What the hell is this garbage?

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Re: What's up with the sarcastic assholes that post here?
Posted by: Sucks Offmannn ()
Date: November 10, 2010 04:33PM

"What the crap is this" = Internet Faggotry @ it's FINEST

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Re: What's up with the sarcastic assholes that post here?
Posted by: Elle Diabla ()
Date: November 10, 2010 04:33PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Elle Diabla's back!!


Well...not really "back" so much as hey, this wireless keyboard and pc connected to my TV is effin' awesome.

I heart bean n bacon soup, too.

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Re: What's up with the sarcastic assholes that post here?
Posted by: Elle Diabla ()
Date: November 10, 2010 04:35PM

Sucks Offmannn Wrote:
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> "What the crap is this" = Internet Faggotry @
> it's FINEST


Is this an attempt to insult my interweb speak when you can't even operate a the quote button?

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Re: What's up with the sarcastic assholes that post here?
Date: November 10, 2010 06:55PM

Correction :

I thought you were quoting C Hoffmann's new sig line and
asking "what the crap is this?" I responded accordingly,
get it now?

Oh and I CHOOSE not to use the 'quote' function
-because I DON'T LIKE IT.

I turned OFF my SPELL CHECK also because I go hard like dat bitch.

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Re: What's up with the sarcastic assholes that post here?
Posted by: Elle Diabla ()
Date: November 10, 2010 11:31PM

Well, you're a dumbfuck. Plain and simple.

Run along now.

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