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would you kill yourself....
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 25, 2010 04:19PM

.....for $800,500 dollars? It's a lot of money.

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I apologize to those I unfairly hurt. To Harry Tuttle in particular.

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Re: would you kill yourself....
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: September 25, 2010 04:37PM

No.

But enough pain, for enough time will make you ready to.


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Re: would you kill yourself....
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: September 25, 2010 05:31PM

Where you getting that number from?

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Re: would you kill yourself....
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: September 25, 2010 05:32PM

EDIT: The message below is not to be taken literally. It was written for humor's sake. I have no intention of committing any harm to the user known as Mr. Misery.

I'd kill you for $800,500.

Hell, I'll do it for tree-fiddy.

EDIT: The message above is not to be taken literally. It was written for humor's sake. I have no intention of committing any harm to the user known as Mr. Misery.

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/25/2010 05:34PM by MrMephisto.

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Re: would you kill yourself....
Date: September 25, 2010 05:40PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> .....for $800,500 dollars? It's a lot of money.




Do you want to die Mr. Misery?

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Re: would you kill yourself....
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: September 25, 2010 05:42PM

Tree-fiddy? You mean tree-fiddy thousand? Tree-fiddy dollars? Tree dollars and fiddy cents?

Lemme no

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> I'd kill you for $800,500.
>
> Hell, I'll do it for tree-fiddy.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: would you kill yourself....
Posted by: Worried for you ()
Date: September 25, 2010 05:44PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> EDIT: The message below is not to be taken
> literally. It was written for humor's sake. I
> have no intention of committing any harm to the
> user known as Mr. Misery.
>
> I'd kill you for $800,500.
>
> Hell, I'll do it for tree-fiddy.
>
> EDIT: The message above is not to be taken
> literally. It was written for humor's sake. I
> have no intention of committing any harm to the
> user known as Mr. Misery.


I'm thinkin' you might want to retain a lawyer....this is 2010 after all..

If Mis turns up dead you know who they'll come looking for.

And in 2 weeks bloody blister will be dead.

And you know they'll try to link his death to Mis's....just sayin'

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Re: would you kill yourself....
Posted by: Worried for you ()
Date: September 25, 2010 05:46PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Tree-fiddy? You mean tree-fiddy thousand?
> Tree-fiddy dollars? Tree dollars and fiddy cents?
>
> Lemme no
>
> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'd kill you for $800,500.
> >
> > Hell, I'll do it for tree-fiddy.


I think he's sayin' $350,000

(I'm an Ebonics translator)

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Re: would you kill yourself....
Posted by: He has a massive cock ()
Date: September 25, 2010 05:46PM

Worried for you Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> MrMephisto Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > EDIT: The message below is not to be taken
> > literally. It was written for humor's sake. I
> > have no intention of committing any harm to the
> > user known as Mr. Misery.
> >
> > I'd kill you for $800,500.
> >
> > Hell, I'll do it for tree-fiddy.
> >
> > EDIT: The message above is not to be taken
> > literally. It was written for humor's sake. I
> > have no intention of committing any harm to the
> > user known as Mr. Misery.
>
>
> I'm thinkin' you might want to retain a
> lawyer....this is 2010 after all..
>
> If Mis turns up dead you know who they'll come
> looking for.
>
> And in 2 weeks bloody blister will be dead.
>
> And you know they'll try to link his death to
> Mis's....just sayin'




MrMephisto is more of a raper than a cold blooded killer. He's harmless.

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Re: would you kill yourself....
Posted by: Worried for you ()
Date: September 25, 2010 05:50PM

He has a massive cock Wrote:
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> Worried for you Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > MrMephisto Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > EDIT: The message below is not to be taken
> > > literally. It was written for humor's sake.
> I
> > > have no intention of committing any harm to
> the
> > > user known as Mr. Misery.
> > >
> > > I'd kill you for $800,500.
> > >
> > > Hell, I'll do it for tree-fiddy.
> > >
> > > EDIT: The message above is not to be taken
> > > literally. It was written for humor's sake.
> I
> > > have no intention of committing any harm to
> the
> > > user known as Mr. Misery.
> >
> >
> > I'm thinkin' you might want to retain a
> > lawyer....this is 2010 after all..
> >
> > If Mis turns up dead you know who they'll come
> > looking for.
> >
> > And in 2 weeks bloody blister will be dead.
> >
> > And you know they'll try to link his death to
> > Mis's....just sayin'
>
>
>
>
> MrMephisto is more of a raper than a cold blooded
> killer. He's harmless.


Anyone with a "massive cock" is not harmless...just sayin'

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Re: would you kill yourself....
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: September 25, 2010 05:54PM

I act nice, but really just want to rape you.

EDIT:



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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/25/2010 05:56PM by MrMephisto.

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Re: would you kill yourself....
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: September 25, 2010 05:56PM

Mephisto,
Me and some of the others here at FU have decided to gather our funds.
We need to talk!

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Re: would you kill yourself....
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: September 25, 2010 05:57PM

Worried for you Wrote:
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> I think he's sayin' $350,000
>
> (I'm an Ebonics translator)

Actually, $3.50.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: would you kill yourself....
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: September 25, 2010 06:00PM

Numbers Wrote:
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> Mephisto,
> Me and some of the others here at FU have decided
> to gather our funds.
> We need to talk!

This doesn't sound like a bad deal. Under Virginia law, I'd get life in prison for pulling the trigger, and the people that hire me will get the death penalty.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: would you kill yourself....
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: September 25, 2010 06:03PM

Ummmm, I'm not liking this idea so much. Can we all do Kool-Aid instead?

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==================================================================================
"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

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Re: would you kill yourself....
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: September 25, 2010 06:03PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Numbers Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mephisto,
> > Me and some of the others here at FU have
> decided
> > to gather our funds.
> > We need to talk!
>
> This doesn't sound like a bad deal. Under
> Virginia law, I'd get life in prison for pulling
> the trigger, and the people that hire me will get
> the death penalty.


I wasn't talking about pulling any triggers. I meant we were taking a collection for your busking pot.

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Re: would you kill yourself....
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: September 25, 2010 06:05PM

Oh.

Delightful!

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: would you kill yourself....
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: September 25, 2010 06:06PM

Welfare, if you will.


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==================================================================================
"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

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Re: would you kill yourself....
Posted by: vnbxt ()
Date: February 10, 2015 02:27AM

Fairfax Serial Killer Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > .....for $800,500 dollars? It's a lot of money.
>
>
>
>
> Do you want to die Mr. Misery?

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Re: would you kill yourself....
Posted by: dDkL3 ()
Date: February 10, 2015 08:33PM


the good news is eesh's "therapy" is much safer than fx co gov's suicide line

they'd put a gun to your head put you in a holding facility and force drugs on you! at the same time be suing you for bills taking your car your house if you had one



i always like getting love letters from them !

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