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Wanted to wish my BIBs my heartfelt condolences. Those with wonderful sets of bowels can eat what they want, while we must drink castor oil and eat bowel friendly foods. It is a shame that others are celebrating while we are stuck on groan thrones.
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Wanted to wish my BIBs my heartfelt condolences.
> Those with wonderful sets of bowels can eat what
> they want, while we must drink castor oil and eat
> bowel friendly foods. It is a shame that others
> are celebrating while we are stuck on groan
> thrones.
It is good to hear from you Brother in Bowel. Are you still shitting in Mahdi's mouth? Is he still shitting in yours?
Up early and heading over to golden corral in Manassas. I am going to ask the omelette chef for a six egg omelette stuffed with ham, bacon and cheese. My bowels can handle it!
You know you can eat healthy at GC. They always have assorted fresh and canned fruits and you can toast a whole grain bagel. They even have healthy cereal and skim milk.
Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy is still working the graveyard shift. 5am guy almost always works alone. Some people say that 5am guy has bad mental health because 5am guy lives and works alone. 5am guy is not sure about that. 5am guy wishes everyone well.
I am off this week and just going to stay home and work on the house. Starting the morning off with 6 scrambled eggs and a half gallon of buttery grits with orange juice. My bowels can handle it.
5am guy. Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy is still
> working the graveyard shift. 5am guy almost always
> works alone. Some people say that 5am guy has bad
> mental health because 5am guy lives and works
> alone. 5am guy is not sure about that. 5am guy
> wishes everyone well.
Just got to Manassas and am waiting for Golden Corale to open their doors. With the cost of meals being so high it is nice to be able to eat an unlimited meal for one low price. My bowels got this!
Good morning BIBs. Brown and I are both doing well. We just finished a great session of anal sex after having a big breakfast. The sheets are soaking outside in a bucket of bleach.
Up early and will be heading over to Bob Evans shortly. Going to order the sunshine skillet and a biscuits and gravy plus a couple side orders of grits. My bowels are just going to have to deal with it.
toasted onion Wrote:
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> spring onion. Wrote:
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> > What up guys?
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> Hi Spring! How are you doing? It must have been
> crazy starting your nursing career jjust as covid
> was starting.
> How is your grandmother doing?
Hi toasted! My Grandma is doing okay but she can't drive any more but she still walks pretty good and likes to work in her garden. I drive her where she needs to go. My Dad and mom still live in Fairfax but they are retired now and thinking of moving elsewhere. My nursing career is going well. How are you doinng?
Up early on my last day of vacation. Going to Yorkshire restaurant for biscuits & gravy with a steak and cheese omelette with extra cheese. My bowels got this!
You know you have really got to have good bowels to be a long haul truck driver. You got to be able to hold it when the rest area is 38 miles away and you also have to be able to force a dump on command when you have the oppertunity to dump. Most truckers carry a emergency dump bucket in the sleeper but that is for emergency use only.
5am guy. Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy is still
> working the graveyard shift. 5am guy almost always
> works alone. Some people say that 5am guy has bad
> mental health because 5am guy lives and works
> alone. 5am guy is not sure about that. 5am guy
> wishes everyone well.
Poopy Fartz really likes 5am guy. Poopy Fartz thinks 5am guy should visit Poopy Fartz. Poopy Fartz has a Nintendo Wii U and Poopy Fartz would love to play Smash Brothers with 5am guy. Poopy Fartz and 5am guy can microwave hotpockets, drink coors light and break out a 12 pac of Cottonelle 3-ply
Who knows where Poopy Fartz and 5am guy can go from there?
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Well i'll be. I aint heard from Mr brownonion in a
> long time. I just want ta say hi to all yalll
> brown guyz out there!
Hi Red Onion how are you doing? I have a 1999 Ford f-150 6 cyl 4x4. Would you happen to know what the torque specs are on the lug nuts?
Ford onion Wrote:x
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> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> > Well i'll be. I aint heard from Mr brownonion in
> a
> > long time. I just want ta say hi to all yalll
> > brown guyz out there!
>
> Hi Red Onion how are you doing? I have a 1999 Ford
> f-150 6 cyl 4x4. Would you happen to know what the
> torque specs are on the lug nuts?
boiled. onion Wrote:
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> Had a couple triple whoppers with cheese for lunch
> today. My bowels are holding strong.
boiled onion. Wrote:
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> Up early today and making flapjacks with sausage
> and eggs. My bowels got this!
toasted onion Wrote:
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> boiled onion. Wrote:
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> > Up early today and making flapjacks with
> sausage
> > and eggs. My bowels got this!
>
> How about steamed veggies for lunch?
boiled. onion Wrote:
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> toasted onion Wrote:
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> > > Up early today and making flapjacks with
> > sausage
> > > and eggs. My bowels got this!
> >
> > How about steamed veggies for lunch?
>
> Naw bro. Had 12 hard tacos from the bell.
Hello dere brown guyz. I shore hope all yall are havin a great Sunday. I been doin my chorez round the house this mornin. Lookin forward to beerz an charcoal cooked chicken thighs later toady.
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Hello dere brown guyz. I shore hope all yall are
> havin a great Sunday. I been doin my chorez round
> the house this mornin. Lookin forward to beerz an
> charcoal cooked chicken thighs later toady.
red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Hello dere brown guyz. I shore hope all yall are
> havin a great Sunday. I been doin my chorez round
> the house this mornin. Lookin forward to beerz an
> charcoal cooked chicken thighs later toady.
Good to hear from you red. Are you still working on cars?
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Wanted to wish my BIBs my heartfelt condolences.
> Those with wonderful sets of bowels can eat what
> they want, while we must drink castor oil and eat
> bowel friendly foods. It is a shame that others
> are celebrating while we are stuck on groan
> thrones.