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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: 5am guy. ()
Date: September 06, 2023 04:57AM

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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: 5am guy. ()
Date: September 06, 2023 05:00AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy is back on a regular work schedule now. 5am guy has been eating baby carrotts and celery sticks all night.

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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: boiled onion. ()
Date: September 06, 2023 03:29PM

Leaving work an hour early today, going to get three 10 inch subs from WaWa for dinner!

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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: toasted onion ()
Date: September 07, 2023 05:47AM

5am guy. Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy is back
> on a regular work schedule now. 5am guy has been
> eating baby carrotts and celery sticks all night.


Hi 5! How is everything going with the chicken frying woman?

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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: transgender onion ()
Date: September 07, 2023 12:09PM

toasted onion Wrote:
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> 5am guy. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy is
> back
> > on a regular work schedule now. 5am guy has
> been
> > eating baby carrotts and celery sticks all
> night.
>
>
> Hi 5! How is everything going with the chicken
> frying woman?

She will soon be known as chicken frying man.

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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: boiled onion. ()
Date: September 07, 2023 03:30PM

Having a oven stuffer roaster for dinner tonight , maybe a couple baked potatoes too.

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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: 5am guy. ()
Date: September 08, 2023 04:51AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy will be done working in a few hours and then 5am guy will be getting three nights off. 5am guy is happy about this!

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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: September 08, 2023 08:14AM

I shore doez hope you have a nice break from all yo work 5amguy.

I am takin a day off taday as well but I am a goin to the dentist here in a bit.

Lookin forward ta football gamez an beer drinkin this weekend

God bless all yall!

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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: September 08, 2023 08:56AM

What up BiBs! Going for a Jersey Mike's giant #7 for lunch today with Sun Chips to keep it healthy. My Bowels got this!

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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: toasted onion ()
Date: September 08, 2023 03:57PM

Sploosh! Wrote:
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> What up BiBs! Going for a Jersey Mike's giant #7
> for lunch today with Sun Chips to keep it healthy.
> My Bowels got this!

You know everyone deserves a nice meal like that once or twice a month but eating like that every day can cause problems. Maybe get a nice salad next time!

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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: know your shit ()
Date: September 08, 2023 11:37PM


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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: boiled onion. ()
Date: September 09, 2023 06:14AM

I am heading over to Mcdonalds for two big breakfast meals with a side of two sausage egg and cheese biscuits and a large diet coke. my bowels got this!

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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: boiled onion. ()
Date: September 09, 2023 07:36PM

Going to make chili-dogs with Wendys chili for the game tomorrow.

Then we have apple pie with French vanilla ice cream.

My bowels are going to take this on. We will see.

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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: toasted onion ()
Date: September 11, 2023 08:36AM

boiled onion. Wrote:
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> Going to make chili-dogs with Wendys chili for the
> game tomorrow.
>
> Then we have apple pie with French vanilla ice
> cream.
>
> My bowels are going to take this on. We will see.

Oh my boiled! After all that maybe you should have salad for lunch.

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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: 5am guy. ()
Date: September 12, 2023 05:00AM

Hi all! 5am guy is back on the job and ready to drop a load!

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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: boiled onion. ()
Date: September 12, 2023 10:09AM

Going to Roanoke on a business trip today so I am going to stop at Southern kitchen in New Market for a 8 piece fried chicken bucket with coleslaw and baked potato. My bowels can take it!

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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: boiled onion. ()
Date: September 12, 2023 04:04PM

I just got checked in at a Quality inn and they have a Wendys right next door. My bowels are up for a challenge!

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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: boiled onion. ()
Date: September 13, 2023 06:02AM

I am up early as the hotel breakfast starts at 6:00. Last night I had two Wendy's triples with cheese, large chili, two large fries and a 6 piece nugget. Washed it all down with diet coke and a frostie.

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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: toasted onion ()
Date: September 14, 2023 04:09PM

boiled onion. Wrote:
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> I am up early as the hotel breakfast starts at
> 6:00. Last night I had two Wendy's triples with
> cheese, large chili, two large fries and a 6 piece
> nugget. Washed it all down with diet coke and a
> frostie.

Seems like that is a bit much. Next time maybe have a nice salad and a apple.

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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: boiled onion. ()
Date: September 16, 2023 09:27AM

Heading out to Sonic. I like the fact that they sell lunch food in the morning. A couple foot-long chili dogs with fries and onion rings make a good brunch.

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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: A bit too much onion ()
Date: September 16, 2023 08:46PM

boiled onion. Wrote:
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> Heading out to Sonic. I like the fact that they
> sell lunch food in the morning. A couple foot-long
> chili dogs with fries and onion rings make a good
> brunch.


damn.

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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: boiled onion. ()
Date: September 17, 2023 09:34AM

Making chili today.

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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: 5am guy. ()
Date: September 19, 2023 05:00AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in here.

5am guy has been eating chili dogs. 5am guy finds that chili dogs really get things moving!

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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: 5am guy. ()
Date: September 20, 2023 04:34AM

5am guy is wondering where everyone is.

5am guy brought a chili to work in a crockpot two nights in a row. Now 5am guy is starting to feel the effects of the chili.

5am guy sends best wishes to everyone!

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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: boiled onion. ()
Date: September 20, 2023 11:08AM

Hi 5am! How you doing?

I'm getting ready to meet a client at Olive garden. Going to tear up some pasta and breadsticks and the best thing about it is my employer is picking up the tab.

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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: 5am guy. ()
Date: September 21, 2023 05:00AM

Good deal boiled.

5am guy is eating a sub from Royal farm. 5am guy needs to start packing his lunch again.

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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: boiled onion. ()
Date: September 22, 2023 12:42PM

5am guy. Wrote:
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> Good deal boiled.
>
> 5am guy is eating a sub from Royal farm. 5am guy
> needs to start packing his lunch again.

Yeah, those things are expensive!

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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: transgender onion ()
Date: September 23, 2023 08:02AM

I have been drinking bud light

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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: Duff Beer Man ()
Date: September 23, 2023 08:08AM

Turns out Kid Rock wants to date you.

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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: boiled onion. ()
Date: September 23, 2023 09:27AM

I got all my Saturday chores done already. Time to make a huge pot of chili and just spend the whole day chilling and watching movies.

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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: Marlo Onyun ()
Date: September 23, 2023 09:59AM

Protect your sofa with a blanket.

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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: boiled onion. ()
Date: September 24, 2023 08:40AM

I made breakfast at home this morning. Cooked up a pound of pork sausage with eggs and flapjacks.

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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: September 24, 2023 01:14PM

Howdy folks! Havin beerz an burgerz for the football gamez today. God bless all yall!

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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: boiled onion. ()
Date: September 25, 2023 03:13PM

Getting 4 big macs and two large fries for dinner tonight. My bowels got this!

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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: 5am guy. ()
Date: September 26, 2023 05:10AM

5am guy says hi!

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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: toasted onion ()
Date: September 27, 2023 09:50AM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Howdy folks! Havin beerz an burgerz for the
> football gamez today. God bless all yall!

Good to hear from you red. How is your career coming along?

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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: 5am guy. ()
Date: September 28, 2023 05:00AM

Hi all ! 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy is looking forward to having two nights off of work. 5am guy is driving to Paint Bank later today.

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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: 5am guy. ()
Date: October 01, 2023 05:00AM

5am guy says hi!

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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: boiled onion. ()
Date: October 02, 2023 03:59AM

How was your weekend at the cabin 5am?

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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: 5am guy. ()
Date: October 05, 2023 05:00AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. How is everyone?

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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: boiled onion. ()
Date: October 05, 2023 08:34AM

Hi 5am! I am doing okay, had french toast and a pound of bacon this morning. How are you and chicken frying woman doing? Last I heard from you you guys had worked it out that you both had the same 2 nights off each week. Is that still the case?

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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: ^_^ is JP! ()
Date: October 05, 2023 11:19AM

^_^ is Actual JP Morgenthau!!

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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: toasted onion ()
Date: October 05, 2023 03:48PM

I just chopped up a bunch of veggies to steam and serve over brown rice tonight, having a cosmic crisp apple for dessert. That is healthy eating!

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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: 5am guy. ()
Date: October 07, 2023 05:00AM

toasted onion Wrote:
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> I just chopped up a bunch of veggies to steam and
> serve over brown rice tonight, having a cosmic
> crisp apple for dessert. That is healthy eating!

5am guy likes the sound of that.

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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: 5am guy. ()
Date: October 09, 2023 05:00AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy has been eating salads for lunch the past few days. 5am guy has noticed improvements in things.

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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: boiled onion. ()
Date: October 10, 2023 08:25AM

Even though it was cool and cloudy I had a Colmbus day cookout yesterday and we had ribs, chicken thighs and corn on the cob. Just before I left for work the Nina the Pinta and the Santa Maria all passed through my starfish.

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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: 5am guy. ()
Date: October 11, 2023 04:51AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in once again. 5am guy is working some extended hours this week because of the holiday we had on Monday. 5am guy is not happy about this.

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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: boiled onion. ()
Date: October 11, 2023 02:35PM

I saw on another thread that Mcribs are back but I called the Mcdonalds near my office in Reston and they don't have any. I am going to settle for glory days ribs and wings.

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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: 5am guy. ()
Date: October 18, 2023 04:42AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy has noticed that the BiB's are not posting much these days. 5am guy is sad about this.
5am guy had a Walmart microwave hamburger earlier and that has set off a chain reaction for 5am guy. 5am guy has the space heater and the star shower device up and running. The time is near.

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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: boiled onion. ()
Date: October 18, 2023 06:41AM

I just called out sick today and as soon as rush hour is over I will be heading down to Fredericksburg to eat at Sonic. I like the fact that you can get foot-long chili dogs and fries for breakfast. The Sonic in Manassas does not have the stalls that you park in for someone to bring you food so Im heading south, I need a stall.

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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: @ solution ()
Date: November 03, 2023 01:48PM

transgender onion Wrote:
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> My Dick is gone!

Sorry to hear that. You can always get a addadicktome operation at taxpayer expense.

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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: lion ()
Date: November 03, 2023 01:49PM

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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: 5am guy. ()
Date: November 04, 2023 04:37AM

5am guy says hi!

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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: Royal Farms Dude ()
Date: November 04, 2023 06:37AM

Hey.

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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: boiled onion. ()
Date: November 04, 2023 03:04PM

Just 13.99 for unlimited pasta salad and breadsticks at olive garden and I am going to be there shortly. I am going to tear up some angel hair pasta with meat sauce 10 servings at least!

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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: Maui Onion ()
Date: November 04, 2023 05:20PM

boiled onion. Wrote:
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> Just 13.99 for unlimited pasta salad and
> breadsticks at olive garden and I am going to be
> there shortly. I am going to tear up some angel
> hair pasta with meat sauce 10 servings at least!

Good deal. I bet it tastes even better when it emerges out the other end. How long does it take your bowels to process an olive garden meal? Can I come over with my onion partner and position ourselves under your hindquarters to partake of the brown goodness as it emerges from your sphincter?

My partner Pearl Onion and I will take turns feeding from the source, and if you plop out a solid turd we would love to eat it from both ends while you watch. We will spread the yummy stuff all over ourselves and you as well if you want. We will also tongue you clean and remove any residual faecal particles from the nooks and crannies of your starfish. Pearl has an extremely long tongue that can reach deep into your colon to tickle and tease out any laggard turdlets that may be slow to exit.

We look forward to to a great dinner, and we will arrive with full bowels.

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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: November 05, 2023 01:25PM

Howdy folks I hopes yall are doin well an all. I iz watchin football taday an will be havin beerz an smoked sausages with grilled veggies on the charcoal grill . It is good to take a whole day an jus relax. God bless all yall!

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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: boiled onion. ()
Date: November 06, 2023 10:03AM

Hi Red

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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: boiled onion. ()
Date: November 08, 2023 03:28PM

its whopper wedensday! Going to get 4 whoppers for dinner!

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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: 5am guy. ()
Date: November 15, 2023 04:49AM

5am guy says hi!

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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: Krunk ()
Date: November 15, 2023 06:40AM

Definitely looks more like a balloon knot than a starfish.

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Re: Cinco de Bowels
Posted by: toasted onion ()
Date: January 07, 2024 03:28PM

bump

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