As I spent most of today on the groan throne, my rectal mirror showing minimal dilation, I’m grateful for the record player. Listening to Bette Midler sing “Boogie Woogie Man” with Burt Bacharach, I’m sad this generation won’t have such talent. I hope the turtle Mitch McConnell is doing ok. Also my brothers in bowel. IBS is not a fun condition. The betrayal of our bowels is awful. I want to be productive and make campaign calls on behalf of president Trump. So many angry people of media don’t like him and I don’t know why.

I had some back pain a couple days back and took a couple Aleve pills but it turnrd out I got the wrong bottle and I took two Imodium AD pills. Now things down there are closed for business.

poorly medicated onion Wrote:
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> I had some back pain a couple days back and took a
> couple Aleve pills but it turnrd out I got the
> wrong bottle and I took two Imodium AD pills. Now
> things down there are closed for business.


Imodium is not bowel friendly. I wish you and your bowels a quick recovery. Praying for your bowels lifting them up in prayer

Pizza, buffalo wings, and fried fish. A chocolate cake. Take that bowels.

No more IHOP for me. My Dr tells me I need to lose weight. Had a grilled chicken salad today.

Brown Onion = butt licking faggot.

.AARPer. Wrote:
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> Brown Onion = butt licking faggot.


I think he provides a genuine service here. This is the underground after all.

Stop spreading your preposterous nonsense. I choose what I want to eat. This sanctimonious attitude of yours is ridiculous.

Hi all! 5am guy checking in a bit early. As you know 5am guy works the graveyard shift and 5am guy always ends up working more when there is a holiday. This causes digestive issues for 5am guy. 5am guy is glad that the holidays are over.
5am guy sends best wishes to everyone!

I am off work today right in the middle of the week. Heading to Manassas to visit Golden Coral. My bowels are going to flip out.

Went to Tippys Taco yesterday for lunch and I am still on the throan shitting brown liquid. May have to stop going to Tippys.

Something about his voice makes me feel like hurling but, at the same time, I end up shitting a violent episode
It's quite unpleasant, very messy and the odor lingers a long time.

Meade Gives me IBS Wrote:
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> Something about his voice makes me feel like
> hurling but, at the same time, I end up shitting a
> violent episode
> It's quite unpleasant, very messy and the odor
> lingers a long time.

Meade's music has that effect on many people.
This includes Meade himself which is why he wears adult diapers.

I feel your pain... Wrote:
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> Meade Gives me IBS Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Something about his voice makes me feel like
> > hurling but, at the same time, I end up shitting
> a
> > violent episode
> > It's quite unpleasant, very messy and the odor
> > lingers a long time.
>
> Meade's music has that effect on many people.
> This includes Meade himself which is why he wears
> adult diapers.

Which is worse? IBS or Meade Skelton music?

Meade or IBS? Wrote:
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> I feel your pain... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Meade Gives me IBS Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Something about his voice makes me feel like
> > > hurling but, at the same time, I end up
> shitting
> > a
> > > violent episode
> > > It's quite unpleasant, very messy and the
> odor
> > > lingers a long time.
> >
> > Meade's music has that effect on many people.
> > This includes Meade himself which is why he
> wears
> > adult diapers.
>
> Which is worse? IBS or Meade Skelton music?

Meade's music is worse, why?

Meade's music causes IBS.
It is best to start out with IBS as opposed to suffering through Meade's music first and then getting IBS on top of that.

This political persecution of my president is unacceptable! My bowels are flared up due to this! So tired of God’s chosen one being treated like this! My bowels are absolutely in shambles. What is seen in the rectal mirror is going to make the groan throne hurt.

Cheesecake, burgers, and beers. Take that bowels.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> As I spent most of today on the groan throne, my
> rectal mirror showing minimal dilation, I’m
> grateful for the record player. Listening to Bette
> Midler sing “Boogie Woogie Man” with Burt
> Bacharach, I’m sad this generation won’t have
> such talent. I hope the turtle Mitch McConnell is
> doing ok. Also my brothers in bowel. IBS is not a
> fun condition. The betrayal of our bowels is
> awful. I want to be productive and make campaign
> calls on behalf of president Trump. So many angry
> people of media don’t like him and I don’t
> know why.


I feel so left out when you, Meade and Mahdi get together and play that Human Centipede game you three love to play. If anyone can't make it one night, can I take their place? Or even more interesting, can you try a four segment centipede? I'll even volunteer to be the first segment at first, since I know how much you goes love to be fed. PLEASE!

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> This political persecution of my president is
> unacceptable! My bowels are flared up due to this!
> So tired of God’s chosen one being treated like
> this! My bowels are absolutely in shambles. What
> is seen in the rectal mirror is going to make the
> groan throne hurt.


Racist ass. What do you think off the Trump smells trend on X?

Trump has uncontrollable IBS. Ew!

Real Fatso Freddie Wrote:
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> Cheesecake, burgers, and beers. Take that bowels.


Stop impersonating me, faggot. I, the only real Fatso Freddie, will only talk about IHOP. Keep impersonating me and I will find you and sit on you with all my 330 pounds. You will be flattened like a IHOP pancake.

Mr. Freddie,
I submit to you that a second Frederick may exist with sufficient heft and rotundity to justify a similar (if not identical) nickname.

For example: Gay Gus claims to be often impersonated. In this case, Gus is not a common name. Therefore, a second Gay Gus is unlikely. Freddie or Freddy or Fred or Fredd could all be possible, no?

With all due respect Wrote:
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> Mr. Freddie,
> I submit to you that a second Frederick may exist
> with sufficient heft and rotundity to justify a
> similar (if not identical) nickname.
>
> For example: Gay Gus claims to be often
> impersonated. In this case, Gus is not a common
> name. Therefore, a second Gay Gus is unlikely.
> Freddie or Freddy or Fred or Fredd could all be
> possible, no?

That is possible, but then he should call himself something like Fatso Frederick or something different than my name, Fatso Freddie, so people won’t get us confused. I do want people to think that I consume crap like cheesecake and beer. I stick strictly to IHOP, and now I’m on a diet, only eating chicken salads at home.

Good luck with the chicken salads. Personally, I gotta get offa my broadening ass.

Trump Dump Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This political persecution of my president is
> > unacceptable! My bowels are flared up due to
> this!
> > So tired of God’s chosen one being treated
> like
> > this! My bowels are absolutely in shambles.
> What
> > is seen in the rectal mirror is going to make
> the
> > groan throne hurt.
>
>
> Racist ass. What do you think off the Trump smells
> trend on X?


What are you talking about? Our president isn’t in adult films. He isn’t racist. He wants to make America great! He’s a patriotic man who could have relaxed with his billions of dollars, but instead has decided to serve our nation.

You people make my rectal mirror look even worse. Tonight goulash and a sore starfish are in the forecast. My hope is the midwives show up soon, as this will be a toenail tile grabbing experience that will cause 100 decibel screams.

Show your work.

Mr Brown,
You seem angry. I miss your help with dad and the obese neighbor. Can I please hear from the helpful BO? Am now in third year of studies.

Forget that other imposter. Denny’s is where it’s at. Can get a grand slam and sampler with chicken fingers at the same time. Take that bowels.

Brown Onion and I enjoyed seeing and playing with all the Brothers in Bowels (BiBs) who came to the New Year's Eve party. He still has one of the plastic pools filled sewage sludge outside his hovel on McHenry Street, and hopes to keep it open for as long as he can -- until the flies become annoying or the neighbors call the police. If anyone wants to drop by for a dip or slip-slide around with Brown Onion he is free every day and night until baseball season.

I worry dad and the obese neighbor will get grandma in trouble with their Jenkum network. They are grilling and I know what this means.

Go away.

I am tired of the deliveries of my adult underwear being delayed. It is frustrating. I have IBS and it’s not a good condition to have.

Make yourself a manpon.

Howdy folks it haz been a mighty long time since I visited here. I shore doez hope everyone here iz doin good. I got me a new job at a car dealershisp an I am makin pretty good monie. I iz vury thankful fo that.
Well i hopes god blesses yall real good.

Hope you gets ta watch some football and drink some beerz today.

Dennys time. Take that bowels.

Man I am cooking 6 chicken thighs fried in grease tonight along with two baked potatoes and steamed carrots.

My bowels are in fear.

Those foods will slide right out of you! Enjoy.

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Howdy folks it haz been a mighty long time since I
> visited here. I shore doez hope everyone here iz
> doin good. I got me a new job at a car dealershisp
> an I am makin pretty good monie. I iz vury
> thankful fo that.
> Well i hopes god blesses yall real good.


Way to go Red! Hope these folks and your bowels are doing well. What a revolting time at Fair Oaks Sam Goody. Was listening to their records, and had the unfortunate experience of filling up their groan throne. My bowels hurt and I’m sorry to the nice employees there. I hope they have a plumber like I do.

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Howdy folks it haz been a mighty long time since I
> visited here. I shore doez hope everyone here iz
> doin good. I got me a new job at a car dealershisp
> an I am makin pretty good monie. I iz vury
> thankful fo that.
> Well i hopes god blesses yall real good.


Way to go Red! Hope these folks and your bowels are doing well. What a revolting time at Fair Oaks Sam Goody. Was listening to their records, and had the unfortunate experience of filling up their groan throne. My bowels hurt and I’m sorry to the nice employees there. I hope they have a plumber like I do.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Howdy folks it haz been a mighty long time since
> I
> > visited here. I shore doez hope everyone here
> iz
> > doin good. I got me a new job at a car
> dealershisp
> > an I am makin pretty good monie. I iz vury
> > thankful fo that.
> > Well i hopes god blesses yall real good.
>
>
> Way to go Red! Hope these folks and your bowels
> are doing well. What a revolting time at Fair Oaks
> Sam Goody. Was listening to their records, and had
> the unfortunate experience of filling up their
> groan throne. My bowels hurt and I’m sorry to
> the nice employees there. I hope they have a
> plumber like I do.


We missed you at the Brothers in Bowels (BiBs) New Years party, Red. Please come by the shack on McHenry Street tonight for a session. I'll be there with Brown Onion, Maui Onion, and Spoiled Onion. Brown Onion has covered the septic pool to keep out the rain so it is still fresh and undiluted. We can go for a splash and laugh at each other's shriveled johnsons, then adjourn inside for more fun sliding around naked in a yummy slurry of our excrement. Fudge packing fun for all as well, as of course you are the authority on buggery.

Brown, Sorry you had to leave a nice tasty turd at a retail store. Our loss is the employees' gain and surely they are enjoying that wonderful steaming bowel boulder you gifted them with. Don't worry though there will be plenty of poop to go around tonight. I've already placed an order at Tippy's Taco to be delivered shortly. Spoiled Onion is lusting to take a giant watery shit on your face, then switch off and stick her tongue up your bowels. She is with me now and farting up a storm so I know she has a nice juicy load of poop ready to unleash on some lucky bowel brother's face.

Gay lover of Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Howdy folks it haz been a mighty long time
> since
> > I
> > > visited here. I shore doez hope everyone here
> > iz
> > > doin good. I got me a new job at a car
> > dealershisp
> > > an I am makin pretty good monie. I iz vury
> > > thankful fo that.
> > > Well i hopes god blesses yall real good.
> >
> >
> > Way to go Red! Hope these folks and your bowels
> > are doing well. What a revolting time at Fair
> Oaks
> > Sam Goody. Was listening to their records, and
> had
> > the unfortunate experience of filling up their
> > groan throne. My bowels hurt and I’m sorry to
> > the nice employees there. I hope they have a
> > plumber like I do.
>
>
> We missed you at the Brothers in Bowels (BiBs) New
> Years party, Red. Please come by the shack on
> McHenry Street tonight for a session. I'll be
> there with Brown Onion, Maui Onion, and Spoiled
> Onion. Brown Onion has covered the septic pool to
> keep out the rain so it is still fresh and
> undiluted. We can go for a splash and laugh at
> each other's shriveled johnsons, then adjourn
> inside for more fun sliding around naked in a
> yummy slurry of our excrement. Fudge packing fun
> for all as well, as of course you are the
> authority on buggery.
>
> Brown, Sorry you had to leave a nice tasty turd at
> a retail store. Our loss is the employees' gain
> and surely they are enjoying that wonderful
> steaming bowel boulder you gifted them with. Don't
> worry though there will be plenty of poop to go
> around tonight. I've already placed an order at
> Tippy's Taco to be delivered shortly. Spoiled
> Onion is lusting to take a giant watery shit on
> your face, then switch off and stick her tongue up
> your bowels. She is with me now and farting up a
> storm so I know she has a nice juicy load of poop
> ready to unleash on some lucky bowel brother's
> face.

What, are you like 10 years old? Come up with some better shit Bitch.

Wasn’t funny in the past, isn’t funny today. A real waste of energy.

It's fun not funny. Eating and playing with our poop is the way us BiB's have a good time. Others can join in or do their own thing.

KFC with football today!

Funny!

I just ate a 12 piece KFC family meal!