Do you think it's wrong?

I mean..no one on that show is dead or anything so it's not really all that weird or anything, is it?

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That's stupid.

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Only if you are beating off to Screech.

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I love some LIsa Turtle

Honestly... I have.
Kelly kapowski is so hot that I can't help it. Especially when she gets a little older and sexier... But nothing beats those cheerleading outfits

You guys are a bunch of amateurs. The Playboy Channel is only $15.99 per month.

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Amateurs? Playboy doesn't show anything. There are a ton of free porn aggregators on the web. You, sir, are the amateur.

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> sir, are the amateur.

No worries about viruses, no spyware necessary, and they don't
have my e-mail address. Also none of those pesky screens that
pop up after you're finished watching. Professionals like myself
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I prefer to wank to the heavenly vision of Naya Rivera (Santana) on Glee.
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> Professionals like myself
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Or, you can just buy a Mac. Also, no credit card numbers required.

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> > Professionals like myself
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> Or, you can just buy a Mac. Also, no credit card
> numbers required.

I really don't need to buy a new computer just to watch porn. I get the
Playboy Channel through FIOS and it also comes with another Playboy
Channel in Spanish with mostly diffent programming. (many of the shows
are in English though) I also can't justify pay per views or renting
DVD's so the PBC is fine for me. OTOH, addicts such as yourself are
probably willing to spend the big bucks.:)

Ahhh the days of watching saved by the bell through the snowy rabbit ears.

Great show! I used to alternate between the Tiffany girl, I think that was her name and the dark haired Kelly, even Lisa was fair game... oh crap, there goes my credibilty with the racists. Anyways I used to get down multiple times during the show, as much as possible. I used to get 'saved by the bell' quite frequently.




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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

Oh ok good...glad I'm not the only one, and it's not "stupid" and it's FREEEE but hell nah not to Screeeeeech...Mr. Belding's bald head gets me going

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> No worries about viruses, no spyware necessary,
> and they don't
> have my e-mail address. Also none of those pesky
> screens that
> pop up after you're finished watching.
> Professionals like myself
> prefer Playboy.


They don't have your e-mail address, but they certainly have your home address from the credit card!

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> Ahhh the days of watching saved by the bell
> through the snowy rabbit ears.
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> Great show! I used to alternate between the
> Tiffany girl, I think that was her name and the
> dark haired Kelly, even Lisa was fair game... oh
> crap, there goes my credibilty with the racists.
> Anyways I used to get down multiple times during
> the show, as much as possible. I used to get
> 'saved by the bell' quite frequently.
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Oh noez, you'sa Chocolate lovah mayne! OMG!!!

Lisa was definitely one of my favorites, that's for sure.

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

The girls on Saved by the Bell are so hot, I wank to this one especially!
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZVkb0M61jmc/TLK4AufoP8I/AAAAAAAABQk/N1RH2dEew1w/s1600/Saved+by+the+Bell.jpg

Visit this pic and u will orgasm like its nobodys business!

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> Professionals like myself
> prefer Playboy.

You're a fucking idiot. Free streaming sites like Redtube and YouPorn have never given me viruses or spyware. They're legit..

I started this : ]

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I fucked your mom and started your life. Sit down and SHADDUP...

Oh my. So you have the AIDs too huh? Poor you! No wonder you're so angry, lonely and bitter, awww! AWW! AWWWWWWEEEE!!!!!!!!

HEARTS TO YOOOU!! <333

lessthanthreeeeeee!! yeah!

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> HEARTS TO YOOOU!! <333
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> lessthanthreeeeeee!! yeah!

I GAVE YOUR MOM AIDS DUMBASS. ONLY DIFFERENCE IS I WAS STRONG ENOUGH TO LIVE. LOL! ARE YOU LONELY NOW THAT MOMMY IS WORMBAIT?

No, I'm pretty sure it was all the heroin needles that did it, unless that's what you like to call your .3 inch penis...but nah I'm not lonely since she's alive and well and living her life unlike yourself daddy-o!

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> your .3 inch penis...but nah I'm not lonely since
> she's alive and well and living her life unlike
> yourself daddy-o!

YOUR MOM LIKED TO CALL ME DADDY-O WHEN I WAS RAILING HER FROM BEHIND

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> move on and leave the boys to their flapping or
> frapping or whatever they call it.

Fapping... It's called fapping, Honeybun.

Dear I shouldnt but I do, Molly McKinney is the name of the hostess on Aqua Kids. It doesn't seem to get as much air time anymore. I believe Miss McKinney has moved to NYC to begin an acting career and no longer does Aqua Kids. Also uses too much make up now when she really doesn't need too. Hmmmm perhaps I know too much

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whaaaaaat??? I thought this was a Zach Attack thread....

Wou';dn't you liek to no1?

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SBTB didn't exist until I was about 22. Kelly was hot to me, and I masturbated over her, imaginining her to be about 17. It was creepy, I know, but I thought about HER masturbating, too, and it was deeply private for her, but she became highly aroused at the thought of older men wanting to watch her.

I had her first.

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You know she was on Family Matters

Corin Nemec died today

I find no reports of corin nemec dying. i frankly did not know who he was till googled and then went oh yeah sort of remember him from something or another

on the other hand, mort lindsey passed away, he was the band director on the old merv griffin show, eeeeeewwwwwww
that completes two parts of the lindsey death trifecta with george "judy,judy,judy" lindsey headed to floyd's secret handshake club and barber shop in the sky

Hard to believe that its been nearly 20 years since the original Saved by the Bell went off the air!
I was hoping for more from the career of Lark Voorhies and those sparkily eyes

as for masterbating to SBTB

Elizabeth Berkley Lap Dance From Showgirls or see more Elizabeth Berkley Videos

she's 40 years old oy

I wanted SO badly for Tiffani-Amber Thiessen to make a naughty movie that re-defined the boundaries of showing female genitalia in a fairly mainstream but unrated Hollywood movie. I wanted her to be about to receive cunilingus and baring herself so that her clitoris would be exposed with the hood pulled back. I regarded the odds of Tiffani making a movie like that to be about 10-15%, and the thought of her doing that on camera was like some mind-blowing drug within my filthy litttle brain.

Unfortunately,Screech went the porno route.

Its great to see Bud and Kelly hitting it off. I know he went through a dry spell for a while there, but if he's getting even halfway lucky with Kelly Kapowski, he'll be needing his raincoat and galoshes. I can just imagine him rubbing her cunt through her wet little panties. The fact that she's Kelly Kapowski and she's 17 means that her pussy juice smells absolutely beautiful. The way she cums in those panties as Bud rubs the slippery cotton with urgency over Kelly's highly erect and tangibly protruding teenage clitty. Intercourse is not on the menu, but Bud is one lucky little dude for making such a pretty girl gush like that, and she used the cream-soaked panties to wrap around his cock while she thanked him very kindly with her hand.

Lisa is looking rough these days.
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Make it go away!!!

Good god... What's wrong with her to wear makeup like that? I hope this is just a publicity stunt...

Signatures are for fags

I have no idea who she is.... but those bruises on her shoulder...

bad plastic surgery

lisa has bleached her skin

At one stage in her metamorphosis, she could've done the Wayans' Brothers' White Chicks without much makeup.

Kelly borrowed Lisa's vibrator. She had never used one before and the feeling was too overwhelming for her so she put on tights and tried it on the outside of the tights. It worked and she squirted a little so the tights got a wet spot where they were covering her pussy.

Kelly's 1st episode as a lifeguard was kind of an eye-opener as far as the fact that her nipples showed through her swimsuit. I taped it on VHS, and mostly you couldn't see her nipples, but then, when she was up on the stand, there they were. I had been sexually attracted to Tiffani for a long time prior to that, and my same VHS tape had some mini skirt stuff where her panties were sort of showing, which excited me beyond all resaon. I imagined putting my hand up her skirt while kissing her in her bedroom during and alledged tutoring session. Stroking her upper thighs and lecherously groping her bottom through her underwear. Amazingly, there are no protestations and before she changes her mind, I use the flats of my fingers to rub her panties up and down over Kelly's little 10th grade love button. Within seconds, those same little panties get flooded with Kelly's beautiful cum.

Dustin Diamond had sex with NBC's VP of children's programming, Linda Mancuso. Mancuso was 18 years older than Diamond but, he says, from the moment they met she treated him like an equal. Eventually, as he got older, that turned into a sexual relationship.

http://www.11points.com/TV/11_Most_Scandalous_Saved_by_the_Bell_Revelations_in_Screech's_Autobiography

Of all the probably untrue things in Screech's book, the one thing I took the most fascination in was the part about Peter Engel potentially having feasted his eyes (if not his mouth) on Tiffani's naked vagina. It is speculative, at best, to even go there, but Tiffani mightwas at a point in her life where that type of thing might have been a wild, off-the-charts turn-on for her. Tiffani was so insanely sexy in the later years of that show.

I didn't know David Hasselhoff auditioned for the role of Mr. Belding and boinked Miss Bliss (Hayley Mills). It would've made for a much more interesting show, but then, SBTB started out as a Saturday morning kids show with a pre-teen target audience.

Kelly and Lisa seemed like the type of buddy-girls who opened up a lot to each other, and maybe loved each other enough to hold, squeeze, stroke pet, kiss, grope, grab, tease, fondle, lick, taste, suck and finger one another very gently during beautiful high school sleep-overs. Two luscious little teens in need of a hot, nasty cum.

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I whack it to Brittany Murphy and she is dead....guess im weird!

No matter how hot Tiffany Amber-Thiesen, I'm not having sex with Zack.

I liked the edisode where Jessie's dad got re-married and Kelly had a very short floral print dress. Her legs and butt looked amazing. She was openly horny and looking for someone in the hotel to hopefully hook up with. There were half a dozen or so episodes that dealt with Kelly's horniness in one way or another, but that was the bluntest I think they got with it, except for with Mr. Hunter from the Max, her grandpa's attorney in Hawaii and Professor Lasky from her freshman year in college.

Mr Belding's niece was beautiful and she dressed like Kelly only sluttier and more businesslike. I only ever saw in her one episode, but I found her incredibly sexy and I thought about her face, legs, breasts, nipples, panties, butt etc., and I came like dirty old geezer!

weht sheldon's sister on Big Bang? She was scrumptious.

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http://pro.jvc.com/pro/pr/2008/images/aqua_kids5.jpg

the actress on The Electric Company who plays Franchine gets me going. she's over 21

Christine Lakin of Step by Step



The potential was evident early on.

Now she's smoking hot.



More of CL:

http://www.lavishavenue.com/christine-lakin/

Kelly dated her professor in college years

Bayside High School Report Card For The Masturbation Quotient Through the Years

Season 1 : B- High Point: Kelly's butt in the black swimsuit in the school beauty pageant

Season 2. B High Point: Mini skirts, panty shots, Kelly getting sexier

Season 3. A+ High Point: Kelly getting her lifeguard job, swimsuit pokies

Season 4. A- High Point: "Cut Day" Episode, esp. pink mini skirt, braless sleeveless tank-top

Season 5. B+ High Point: Kelly's cable-access weather report (an entire season redeemed in 15 seconds)

Season TCL (6) B- High Point: Kelly showing up late, sans bra and giving her love to that nice professor

Kelly's own masturbation (usually in her bedroom) was a frequent theme for me when I masturbated over her. Her arousal intenified by pulling the hood of her clit back, often still with her skirt on and her panties to to the side. Kelly's clit is the diameter of a pencil eraser, and she salivates onto her fingertip and flicks it back and forth, over and over like a windshield wiper. Her sexy-looking clitoris gets very erect as she does this to herself. Sorry for being so graphic, but its vivid in my mind as I imagine it. I'm excited, now, from writting this, and haven't gotten to the way that her adolescent wetness has a tendency to gush in a sequence of gooey little pulses when she climaxes. Kelly Kapowski was the girl of my teenage wet dreams!

Kelly had a dream where she flicked the bean while Zach and Mr Belding watched her. They told her how beautiful she was, and encouraged her. She woke up from the dream and it felt like she wanted to go back to sleep and finish the dirty little dream. It was perverted, but she was aroused. Her underwear was wet, and instead removing them, she placed her flattened fingertips firmly onto the outside of the crotch of the plain, conservative underwear and began the familiar business of masturbating through her panties. It was immature, like something a 12 year old would do, but she liked the slippery sensation of the nasty, wet panties as she roughly josled her fingertips in an effort to mimick the touch of a man. She wanted it to be Mr Belding and she was disgusted that that was what she wanted. Her clitoris was so erect beneath the sopping wet slimy blue cotton that hood was fully drawn back by the clitoris itself. She wet the blue cotton even more as the cum sprayed in messy little jets from her urethra. Her clitoris pulsated in response to the profound in indescribable pleasure Kelly had just experienced while had ejaculated. Her second orgasm, completely different from the first, was starting before the first one had even ended. The ejaculated fluid was thicker, and was not a true female ejaculation, but a gooey, creamy fragrant batch of pussy juice getting released in 15 second period as Kelly's clitoris was palpiting in and out in with dizzying intensity. At the point at which her second orgasm was emerging out of the first, Kelly spread her fingers apart. Pressing upwards, an in, she drew the panties in the space between her finger as tight as she could over her clit. The physical tension of the tightly-held panties over Kelly's somewhat large, very erect and wildly palpitating 10th grade clitoris was, by far, the most gratifting orgasmic sensation that this beautiful and horny teenage schoolgirl had ever felt in her life. Six months later, she got a waitressing job and boned the living daylights out of her handsome and well endowed boss, and she came at least once every time they did it, but in terms of just how hard she came, the night when she masturbated because of the dream was hotter, nastier, dirtier and wetter. "Saved by the Bell" was limited as to what they could show, but some of the day to day things that went on with Kelly were juicy as a ripe peace, and her pussy was so beautiful too. It was a sexy time to be in her presence.

For the amount of time that SBTB was in production, it is hard to imagine a young actress like Tiffany never having rubbed one in her private trailer on the set.

Shut the fuck up misery. Stupid fucking loser

Season 4, ep.1 "SATs": Heather, the classy little fuck-bunny that Zach was trying to bone. Face and body both spunk worthy, but completely non-sexy clothes. She should have showed up in a couple more episodes with less on. In a pinch, I could maybe get turned on by seeing her in Zach's bedroom for a study date.

Bayside has an adult gay sex ring

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Dustin_Diamond&oldid=334191

Some of her mini skirts were very short, and some of those tube dresses she wore were even shorter. In the first season, there wasn't a lot to masturbate to. Season 2, a little scantier cothing, panty shots getting a little longer and juicier, some times appearing sans brassiere and my cock was coming out at some point during most episodes. Season 3 was the best. Nothing over the top, but panty shots over and over, erect nipples standing out through bathing suits and slutty tops, and shocker of all shockers, the fact of Kelly getting horny.

She was cute on saved by the bell. Masturbating to her while the show was in its first couple of seasons would have been creepy and illegal, but as she got closer to 17, she was quite hot and it was difficult not to. The photo above is from one of her classic NSFW shoots. That is legal to masturbate to it because she is in her twenties and wanted men to do it. As a teenage girl, it would have been very unlikely that she would have wanted that yet, but I'm hearing that she grew up kinda fast, so you never know.

I masturbated to SBTB. Mostly, I imagined Kelly taking off her flower print mini dress and her panties in my bedroom. We would flirt and chat for a while with Kelly just in her stockings, then I'd start caressing her in some very intimate ways. Her responsiveness was what I liked the most. Thank you for this thought provoking thread.
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Time and again this happened. Her panties got to be the center of attention A LOT. Not that I'm complaining, mind you, she was beautiful and I came to her every time a scene like this went out.
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Kelly Rocked!
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I could never get enough of her.
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I masturbated to Kelly A LOT because of the new uniforms they got in season 3.?
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Just love how those dresses brought out Kelly's sexiness.
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Another lovely glimpse up Kelly's skirt. It was as a result of this outfit that had experience of "Masturbating to Saved by the Bell". I sensed correctly after cumming, that the lovely brunette teen was going to continue to wear outfits like this and continue to rock my little world by flashing her jailbait underwear all over the screen of my tv.
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It was a different era, and the male teachers were constantly looking up her skirt and making remarks about how sexy she was. Kelly was a horny little sweet heart, and thrived on all the attention.
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Looking so womanly in that dress, but sadly no real upskirt action in the Murder Mystery episode.
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Chilly lifeguard. Nipple fans on highbeam alert.
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Yes, boys and girls, she's playing with her vagina. Girls get to a certain age and they need to release some stress that way.
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Kelly getting oral in the mid 90's
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Kelly was hot. I bet she was so tight back then. I think a lot of guys beat off to her. I jerked it a little to the the other 2 girls on the show for variety now and then, but Kelly was #1. I bet her little coochie got drippingly wet if you you teased her the right way. If she wasn't so wet like that, you'd never be able get inside her.

Not only did Kelly Kapowski Masturbate, she actually went through brief phases where she did it multiple times within a single day. She was a normal, healthy teenage girl with a strong libido. She had 2 weeks of sex with Mr. Hunter, her boss at the diner where she waitressed, and she had an orgasm while a high school janitor was rubbing her pussy through her spankies of her cheer uniform one time, but that was about it for her aside from just by herself. The fact that she knew how to make herself cum just by moving her fingers back and forth over her clit is greatly to her credit. Even through the outside of her panties, so her pussy juice would go into the panties instead of making a mess all over the bed covers. The fact that Kelly masturbated so much was the only thing on Saved by Bell that wasn't boring.

Kelly was well aware that older guys liked her.
I jerked off to her and came just because of shots like this...
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when did she get breast implants. She looks pretty flat on the show.

I hope he has lots of posters of her in the bedroom and around the bed.

I would do Kelly