Treating people in emergency rooms within 4 hours is risking their safety...as it's just too...fast?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8580761.stm

Bone cancer drug not approved...sorry!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1260025/Cancer-support-groups-appeal-ban-bone-marrow-disorder-drug-NHS.html

Guess What!? You get to have your Baby AT HOME (we're short-staffed right now)!!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/sussex/8576115.stm

too many topics to discuss. if ewe could pick one that would be great.

HeadlinesFromOurFuture Wrote:
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> Treating people in emergency rooms within 4 hours
> is risking their safety...as it's just
> too...fast?
> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8580761.stm
>
> Bone cancer drug not approved...sorry!
> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1260025/
> Cancer-support-groups-appeal-ban-bone-marrow-disor
> der-drug-NHS.html
>
> Guess What!? You get to have your Baby AT HOME
> (we're short-staffed right now)!!
> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/sussex/
> 8576115.stm

Dude, you completely fucked up the last story. Due to a shortage of midwives, the doctors are saying you might have to come to the hospital to give birth. Your reading comprehension is shit.

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>
> Dude, you completely fucked up the last story.
> Due to a shortage of midwives, the doctors are
> saying you might have to come to the hospital to
> give birth. Your reading comprehension is shit.



+1 On a side note, why do the British put so much emphasis on mid-wives? Is it big here in the US too? Seems like an archaic way of child care.

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> Eastsider Wrote:
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> >
> > Dude, you completely fucked up the last story.
> > Due to a shortage of midwives, the doctors are
> > saying you might have to come to the hospital
> to
> > give birth. Your reading comprehension is
> shit.
>
>
>
> +1 On a side note, why do the British put so much
> emphasis on mid-wives? Is it big here in the US
> too? Seems like an archaic way of child care.


I'll put it to you this way... Going to the hospital to have your child is like a PC and having a mid-wife deliver your child at home or at a "birthing center" is like a Mac. Going to the hospital is affordable and damn near EVERYBODY does it. A mid-wife does the same thing, but is more efficient and costs more therefore fewer people use their service.

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> > Eastsider Wrote:
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> > -----
> >
> > >
> > > Dude, you completely fucked up the last story.
>
> > > Due to a shortage of midwives, the doctors
> are
> > > saying you might have to come to the hospital
> > to
> > > give birth. Your reading comprehension is
> > shit.
> >
> >
> >
> > +1 On a side note, why do the British put so
> much
> > emphasis on mid-wives? Is it big here in the US
> > too? Seems like an archaic way of child care.
>
>
> I'll put it to you this way... Going to the
> hospital to have your child is like a PC and
> having a mid-wife deliver your child at home or at
> a "birthing center" is like a Mac. Going to the
> hospital is affordable and damn near EVERYBODY
> does it. A mid-wife does the same thing, but is
> more efficient and costs more therefore fewer
> people use their service.


Also, fewer people use their service because if, Allah forbid,
there should be complications (and there very often are) and you are
in a hospital, help is right there.

I was born, not breathing... so, I'm glad I was born in a hospital, since I'd probably be dead.

My son, oddly, was also born, not breathing... had to be fully resuscitated... got a 2 on his apgar and was in the ICU for three days. Glad I had him in a fully equipped hospital with an excellent neonatal unit.

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> I was born, not breathing... so, I'm glad I was
> born in a hospital, since I'd probably be dead.
>
> My son, oddly, was also born, not breathing... had
> to be fully resuscitated...

maybe nature is trying to say something about your family tree. >;)


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."

Gravis, that is so fucked up, but I couldn't stop laughing.

My son was huge and my wife was not...when he came out his heart had slowed damn near to a stop and he needed a jump start. I don't know what the fuck a mid-wife would have done in that situation...

She would have asked for a turkey baster and some Crisco®...?

Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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> My son was huge and my wife was not...when he came
> out his heart had slowed damn near to a stop and
> he needed a jump start. I don't know what the fuck
> a mid-wife would have done in that situation...

I was thinking of a scene more along the lines of Scary Movie 3 when they try to revive Brenda at her wake.

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> > I was born, not breathing... so, I'm glad I was
> > born in a hospital, since I'd probably be dead.
> >
> > My son, oddly, was also born, not breathing...
> had
> > to be fully resuscitated...
>
> maybe nature is trying to say something about your
> family tree. >;)

Very funny.


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> Gravis, that is so fucked up, but I couldn't stop
> laughing.

My fantasies about smacking you are becoming more persistent.

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> My fantasies about smacking you are becoming more
> persistent.


What else are you doing to me in your fantasies?

I was thinking more along the lines of eating the little tyke..[Not really, I was thinking Big Mama's House... ML rocks!]

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> I was thinking more along the lines of eating the
> little tyke..
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LoL - Who eats babies ass first? That's a recipe for disaster from the get-go.

Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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> LoL - Who eats babies ass first? That's a recipe
> for disaster from the get-go.


Saturn would agree:





Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/24/2010 11:03PM by Eastsider.

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> > My fantasies about smacking you are becoming
> more
> > persistent.
>
>
> What else are you doing to me in your fantasies?

Just smacking you around until you beg me to stop.

That ias business only adds to your long rap sheet, eesh.

From now on, I'd like you to call me, Mistress Alias. And, when I ask you to do something, I don't want to hear any back talk... just, "Yes, Ma'am."

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> From now on, I'd like you to call me, Mistress
> Alias. And, when I ask you to do something, I
> don't want to hear any back talk... just, "Yes,
> Ma'am."


OK, I'll do that on the condition you wear the dog horse mask.


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"Users of an anonymous online forum investigated for sympathizing with non-violent protesters. The investigation began when an anonymous tip came from Juan "Spunky" Valdez who said he found the board members quite racist, and obvious in their hatred of the current administration."

If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University

Oh - sorry, was i supposed to comment on the mid-wife crisis? I thought we were making up fake (yet realistic) headlines.. :)

If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University

American Troops March in Red Square Parade - May 2010
http://pajamasmedia.com/blog/u-s-troops-to-march-in-red-square-parade/?singlepage=true

US, British, French troops to march in Red Square
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jVDpRIQbGRBp3KOFBZ355nxJnuHgD9EGV6S81

If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University

Registered Voter Wrote:
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> American Troops March in Red Square Parade - May
> 2010
> http://pajamasmedia.com/blog/u-s-troops-to-march-i
> n-red-square-parade/?singlepage=true
>
> US, British, French troops to march in Red Square
> http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5
> jVDpRIQbGRBp3KOFBZ355nxJnuHgD9EGV6S81


for while i thought that said "plasmajetmedia.com" which would have been a way cooler name.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."

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> Alias Wrote:
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> >
> > From now on, I'd like you to call me, Mistress
> > Alias. And, when I ask you to do something, I
> > don't want to hear any back talk... just,
> > "Yes, Ma'am."

> OK, I'll do that on the condition you wear the dog
> horse mask.

Sure. As long as you stop complaining about your leash.