http://www.malibustrings.com/competition.html

every week a new gallery of absolutely boner-popping ladies in various states of undress. I don't really like the nasty, scummy porn....this R-rated stuff is sexier than most porn out there. Just take a look at these:
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Nice looking women for their age. Maybe Alias looks like one of them.

eesh Wrote:
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> Nice looking women for their age. Maybe Alias
> looks like one of them.

that's my fantasy. I love older women. I want to believe Alias looks like the woman in the first picture.....mmmmmmmmmm.......and that's Elle Diabla getting her ass grabbed in the last pic........

id say the hottest women on the web, along with the best photography is on

met-art.com

i have to agree double anal and gagging blowjobs are a little off putting. movies were better in the 80's / 90's

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I don't really like the nasty, scummy porn....this
> R-rated stuff is sexier than most porn out there.

stiffler Wrote:
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> i have to agree double anal and gagging blowjobs
> are a little off putting. movies were better in
> the 80's / 90's

What, are you guys prude? The nasty shit is all that does anything for me anymore... Even bestiality is too tame.

Do you guys jerk it to lingerie catalogs and exercise videos?


Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> that's my fantasy. I love older women.

That's cool, I guess... Liking older women is one step closer to liking men.

come on, Harry....none of those pictures give you a boner?

They look like they're going through "The Change"...

Like eesh said, they are attractive women, for their age. They are definitely attractive men... But I'd much rather watch a nasty slut with runny eye makeup gagging on the sperm of multiple men/horses.

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> come on, Harry....none of those pictures give you
> a boner?

The thongs I'm pretty used, but dayummm, those little skimpy suits in the first picture where you can almost see er trim are niiiiicee!

Post more, PLEASE!!

eesh Wrote:
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> Nice looking women for their age. Maybe Alias
> looks like one of them.

Sorry, eesh.

Alias doesn't look like any of them.

If ever I meet you, eesh, the first thing I'll do is smack you!

Alias Wrote:
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>
> Sorry, eesh.
>
> Alias doesn't look like any of them.


So...you're saying your breasts are bigger than those women?



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eesh Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
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>
> >
> > Sorry, eesh.
> >
> > Alias doesn't look like any of them.
>
>
> So...you're saying your breasts are bigger than
> those women?

The second thing I'll do is smack you.

Harry, if you don't get a chub looking at any of those pictures, then I propose that you are gay. Attractive for their age? You're out of your mind! You would give your left nut to have one night with any of those women....acting like they're not hot is the gayest thing of all. I HATE IT when men act like they're too good for a woman because she maybe has a tiny flaw--it's SUCH a creepy loser internet thing to do to rag on obviously attractive women because of a tiny, tiny perceived flaw. These women are hot. Not just for their age. Alias--back me up here--you're a hot older woman...you should be on my side! What are you Harry, Mr. Blackwell? Elle Diabla? You get your kicks picking apart women for their appearance, even when they're OBVIOUSLY attractive? Come on, man.

i got your back sir mis. there is nothing wrong with liking older women, every male has an Oedipus conflict. these women happen to be hot, they are not hot just because they are old, they are old and happen to be hot.

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Harry, if you don't get a chub looking at any of
> those pictures, then I propose that you are gay.

Dude, I look at nasty porn on a daily basis... Video porn... The nastier the better. Just like with your pills... you can grow a tolerance to porn.

It doesn't matter which sexy girl/man/animal/ET/zombie whore/demon is in the picture... it's not going to get me going unless they are doing something disgusting/degrading. The days of getting a goldenrod from a picture are a distant memory.

> Attractive for their age? You're out of your mind!
> You would give your left nut to have one night
> with any of those women....

There are very few women I would give a nut for... Those post-menopausal, semi-men aren't even close.

> acting like they're not
> hot is the gayest thing of all.

I said they are attractive women for their age... They are attractive men (regardless of their age). I said I wouldn't sever a Tuttle for them, I never said I wouldn't have sex with them.

> I HATE IT when men
> act like they're too good for a woman because she
> maybe has a tiny flaw--it's SUCH a creepy loser
> internet thing to do to rag on obviously
> attractive women because of a tiny, tiny perceived
> flaw.

I have preferences... Not all women are equally attractive. I prefer my women to lack manly facial features and flat, unshapely, asses. If you like that sort of thing, that's cool... I'm not going to get creepy loser internet style about your taste in women.

> These women are hot. Not just for their age.

I wouldn't turn down the opportunity for a sexual encounter with them... Unless, of course, they had The Herp...

I'm sure you'll think I'm a gay creepy internet loser for not wanting to have sex with a girl just because of a tiny perceived flaw, like Genital Herpes.

I hope you understand that some of us aren't desperately trying to lose our virginity.

> Alias--back me up here--you're a hot older
> woman...you should be on my side! What are you
> Harry, Mr. Blackwell? Elle Diabla? You get your
> kicks picking apart women for their appearance,
> even when they're OBVIOUSLY attractive?

Originally, I wasn't even talking about the women at all. I was talking about the relatively tame nature of the pictures you were posting.

Besides, I'm not picking women apart... There is a hierarchy of sexiness in play here. I'm just telling a brother that these women are not my dream women.

You are reacting like you're one of these women and I'm insulting your looks to your face in public.




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MalibuStrings reminds me of http://wickedweasel.com/en-us/models

I agree with regards to the anal invasion and cock gagging vids. I tend to avoid them. But hey, to each his own.

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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you can grow a tolerance to
> porn.
>


i've heard people say that about porn addiction and the such but why doesn't it apply to married couples? i don't think its common for couples to get into nastier kinkier and more frequent sex as their marriage progresses. actually it seams to be quite the opposite. if anything they do it on certain day just because it is that day or they will make little games out of sex just to keep it interesting.

porn king Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> you can grow a tolerance to
> > porn.
> >
>
>
> i've heard people say that about porn addiction
> and the such but why doesn't it apply to married
> couples? i don't think its common for couples to
> get into nastier kinkier and more frequent sex as
> their marriage progresses. actually it seams to
> be quite the opposite. if anything they do it on
> certain day just because it is that day or they
> will make little games out of sex just to keep it
> interesting.

Hmmm... Are you saying they need to try new things to keep it interesting? Why would they need to try to keep it interesting? Does that sound like a tolerance to you?

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Hmmm... Are you saying they need to try new things
> to keep it interesting? Why would they need to try
> to keep it interesting? Does that sound like a
> tolerance to you?



oh, your right

whatever.

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> eesh Wrote:
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> > Nice looking women for their age. Maybe Alias
> > looks like one of them.
>
> Sorry, eesh.
>
> Alias doesn't look like any of them.
>
> If ever I meet you, eesh, the first thing I'll do
> is smack you!

Same, I look like none of these over baked, horse-faced broads.

First and last pics are 3 baggers for sure.

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Harry, if you don't get a chub looking at any of
> those pictures, then I propose that you are gay.
> Attractive for their age? You're out of your mind!
> You would give your left nut to have one night
> with any of those women....acting like they're not
> hot is the gayest thing of all. I HATE IT when men
> act like they're too good for a woman because she
> maybe has a tiny flaw--it's SUCH a creepy loser
> internet thing to do to rag on obviously
> attractive women because of a tiny, tiny perceived
> flaw. These women are hot. Not just for their age.
> Alias--back me up here--you're a hot older
> woman...you should be on my side! What are you
> Harry, Mr. Blackwell? Elle Diabla? You get your
> kicks picking apart women for their appearance,
> even when they're OBVIOUSLY attractive? Come on,
> man.

LMAO, I'm picky when such women throw themselves out there for the world to critique. They're sticking their asses out for pictures to be taken and posted on a website. Yes, I will critique everything! I'd expect the same done to me if I tossed my ass about on websites. Anyone who's naive to this is a dumbfuck.

In real life, on a beach, it's totally different.

more please Wrote:
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> The thongs I'm pretty used, but dayummm, those
> little skimpy suits in the first picture where you
> can almost see er trim are niiiiicee!
>
> Post more, PLEASE!!


http://wickedweasel.com/en-us?SETLOCALE=1

Elle Diabla Wrote:
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> LMAO, I'm picky when such women throw themselves
> out there for the world to critique. They're
> sticking their asses out for pictures to be taken
> and posted on a website. Yes, I will critique
> everything! I'd expect the same done to me if I
> tossed my ass about on websites. Anyone who's
> naive to this is a dumbfuck.
>
> In real life, on a beach, it's totally different.

I'd love to see your ass tossed on a website, Elle. Just make sure you keep the dentures in.

The dentures are out soaking right now. And actually, my ass has had it's fair share of being tossed on [a] website and various other activities that paid well when I opted.

Links. I MUST have links. Come on, Elle, you've never been stingy with the personal information. What are the websites? Where are the pictures? I MUST SEE THEM.

are these the pictures, Elle? I just did I search for "Juli B. pictures" and found this:

http://hosted.met-art.com/Trial_met-art_ms_124_607/?pa=403548

Groce. I was never naked.

You were born wearing clothes?

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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo

Elle Diabla Wrote:
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> Groce. I was never naked.

what were you, then? You said you had your ass tossed on a website, right? What was it, then....were you just in a thong, like those fine ladies I posted? I'd love to see that. Come on, make with the links.

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Elle Diabla Wrote:
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> > Groce. I was never naked.
>
> what were you, then? You said you had your ass
> tossed on a website, right? What was it,
> then....were you just in a thong, like those fine
> ladies I posted? I'd love to see that. Come on,
> make with the links.

I want to see Elle Diabla's ass get tossed, dammit! I know I'm not alone....come on--a little support, guys!

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I want to see Elle Diabla's ass get tossed,
> dammit! I know I'm not alone....come on--a little
> support, guys!


What happened to that Hoocono(?) woman you liked?

eesh Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I want to see Elle Diabla's ass get tossed,
> > dammit! I know I'm not alone....come on--a
> little
> > support, guys!
>
>
> What happened to that Hoocono(?) woman you liked?

She won't talk to me. Refuses to participate in our reindeer games, I guess. I'm still on it.....but she doesn't seem to be interested so far. If you're reading this, hoo-coo, I still think you're a fly girl and I want to get to know you.

Elle Diabla is just about the ass, though. It's purely sexual.

what about Leslie? you ever call her?

Misery should hook up with that Conie character. I think Butt Hut had a deeper meaning than the official "cigarette break area" definition.

yeah mis, con(n)ie is the one tail you havent chased too hard.

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Elle Diabla Wrote:
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> > Groce. I was never naked.
>
> what were you, then? You said you had your ass
> tossed on a website, right? What was it,
> then....were you just in a thong, like those fine
> ladies I posted? I'd love to see that. Come on,
> make with the links.


Ah Gad! It was a pic in a thong. Jeesh.

Elle Diabla Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > Elle Diabla Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Groce. I was never naked.
> >
> > what were you, then? You said you had your ass
> > tossed on a website, right? What was it,
> > then....were you just in a thong, like those
> fine
> > ladies I posted? I'd love to see that. Come on,
> > make with the links.
>
>
> Ah Gad! It was a pic in a thong. Jeesh.

oh, man. I'll be making a big deposit into the spank-bank tonight just thinking about that, Elle. Any chance you could direct us (or just me) to the picture? I would be eternally grateful.

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Elle Diabla Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > Mr. Misery Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Elle Diabla Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Groce. I was never naked.
> > >
> > > what were you, then? You said you had your
> ass
> > > tossed on a website, right? What was it,
> > > then....were you just in a thong, like those
> > fine
> > > ladies I posted? I'd love to see that. Come
> on,
> > > make with the links.
> >
> >
> > Ah Gad! It was a pic in a thong. Jeesh.
>
> oh, man. I'll be making a big deposit into the
> spank-bank tonight just thinking about that, Elle.
> Any chance you could direct us (or just me) to the
> picture? I would be eternally grateful.


Senor Miseria, tu hablas espagnol, si o no?

me encanta espagnol

mmmmmm. espagnol

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Elle Diabla Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > Mr. Misery Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Elle Diabla Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Groce. I was never naked.
> > >
> > > what were you, then? You said you had your
> ass
> > > tossed on a website, right? What was it,
> > > then....were you just in a thong, like those
> > fine
> > > ladies I posted? I'd love to see that. Come
> on,
> > > make with the links.
> >
> >
> > Ah Gad! It was a pic in a thong. Jeesh.
>
> oh, man. I'll be making a big deposit into the
> spank-bank tonight just thinking about that, Elle.
> Any chance you could direct us (or just me) to the
> picture? I would be eternally grateful.

Oh knock it off.
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bloody blisters Wrote:
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> what about Leslie? you ever call her?

seriously....what's her deal? You know her? Of course I didn't call...I don't know who's phone number that was, but I wasn't born yesterday.

what do you mean whats her deal? single ready to mingle. like i've said before.

yeah she is a good friend of mine, we went to school together. that is her number. i talked to her a little bit the other day and told her what you are like and she seemed interested.

so if I dial that number, I won't get some gay butt sex line? Are you sure? If she's such a good friend of yours, give me her e-mail.

no gay butt sex line at all. come on mis. i dont want to reveal her e mail to the masses and you never respond/read your PM's

I never read or respond to pm's because I'm DEATHLY afraid of any kind of personal interaction...but I'm getting better at that. Send it to me. I'll read it.

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I never read or respond to pm's because I'm
> DEATHLY afraid of any kind of personal
> interaction...but I'm getting better at that. Send
> it to me. I'll read it.


hhmm. that scares me, maybe you arent right for leslie.

maybe i wont, you hurt my feelings by not responding or even reading them before. I KNOW YOU DIDNT READ IT DAMMIT.

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I never read or respond to pm's because I'm
> > DEATHLY afraid of any kind of personal
> > interaction...but I'm getting better at that.
> Send
> > it to me. I'll read it.
>
>
> hhmm. that scares me, maybe you arent right for
> leslie.
>
> maybe i wont, you hurt my feelings by not
> responding or even reading them before. I KNOW YOU
> DIDNT READ IT DAMMIT.

PM ME, Bloody.
I'll read every word.

I DID read your pm....it took me a while to work up the courage, but I read it. That's how strong my social anxiety is....if you noticed, I never used to reply to my own threads when I first started coming around here, for fear of ridicule...now I give as good as I get. I'm improving. I'm doing the work...I'm baby-stepping...don't I deserve happiness, blisters?

hey, Conie, where's your Island?

...Conie, what gives? I wasn't good enough for you? You told me you were 'saving yourself' for someone special...that someone surely can't be blisters, now.

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> hey, Conie, where's your Island?
>
> ...Conie, what gives? I wasn't good enough for
> you? You told me you were 'saving yourself' for
> someone special...that someone surely can't be
> blisters, now.

Tal vez, si...Tal vez, no.

My nigga...

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I DID read your pm....it took me a while to work
> up the courage, but I read it. That's how strong
> my social anxiety is....if you noticed, I never
> used to reply to my own threads when I first
> started coming around here, for fear of
> ridicule...now I give as good as I get. I'm
> improving. I'm doing the work...I'm
> baby-stepping...don't I deserve happiness,
> blisters?

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I DID read your pm....it took me a while to work
> up the courage, but I read it. That's how strong
> my social anxiety is....if you noticed, I never
> used to reply to my own threads when I first
> started coming around here, for fear of
> ridicule...now I give as good as I get. I'm
> improving. I'm doing the work...I'm
> baby-stepping...don't I deserve happiness,
> blisters?


well im sorry, if i knew you were scared to read them i would have sent you something of substance. and yes you do deserve happiness.


con(n)ie,
chinga tu hermana

Uh oh! Now's your chance, Misery... Looks like there is trouble in paradise!

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> con(n)ie,
> chinga tu hermana

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Uh oh! Now's your chance, Misery... Looks like
> there is trouble in paradise!
>
> bloody blisters Wrote:
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> -----
> > con(n)ie,
> > chinga tu hermana

Aw Bloody..you can't mean that.
After all we've had?

lo siento, what i meant to say is, yo quiero chingar tu hermana mayor, con(n)ie.

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> me encanta espagnol
>
> mmmmmm. espagnol
>
> http://images.free-extras.com/pics/g/garfield-1069
> .gif


Garfield is the PIMP!

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> lo siento, what i meant to say is, yo quiero
> chingar tu hermana mayor, con(n)ie.


How about a three-way?

sure why not, a grandma 3 way was always something i wanted to accomplish



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bloody blisters Wrote:
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> sure why not, a grandma 3 way was always something
> i wanted to accomplish


Include Elle Diabla. She has said numerous times she is 64 years old. Is that grandma enough for you?

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> bloody blisters Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > sure why not, a grandma 3 way was always
> something
> > i wanted to accomplish
>
>
> Include Elle Diabla. She has said numerous times
> she is 64 years old. Is that grandma enough for
> you?


Hopefully she was just dsyxleci when typing that.

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

Conie, I asked you for a reach-around a few weeks ago and you said no, you were 'saving yourself'....now you're asking blisters for a three-way? Am I really that repulsive? What is it about blisters, of all people?

hey you fuck nut, im charming and have a rockin bod.

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> What is it
> about blisters, of all people?


He posted his pic a couple of months ago. All the females on the site drool over him now. Sorry.

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> hey you fuck nut, im charming and have a rockin
> bod.

I'll second that.

Conie Wrote:
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>
> I'll second that.


i bet you would abuela vieja. any young body is hot in your books. puma, mountain lion, cougar.

I'm 65 as of yesterday.

Elle Diabla Wrote:
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> I'm 65 as of yesterday.


Elle, gotta say you look great for your age! Is it good genetics, tons of cosmetic surgery? Come on, you go out of your way to post your pics and direct people to your Yelp profile which has even more photos of you, yet it's clearly pics of someone in her 20s.

Yeah, Elle, what's up? Are you really an old woman? Are you a woman at all? Comments like that cause us to wonder...

Meh. I've been on the Botox poisons since 1971.

what was that, Elle...?

quiet down, Alias! Elle was talking to me...

Conie, that's unspeakably rude! Alias was speaking!

why, hoocoodanode, how are you?
...oh...that's very interesting...

You're ruining teh threadz with your horrible html, Le Miz!

come again, Harry?

Lol@ Mr. Misery.

stop it, Harry!

Just to let you know, I have no idea what your clips are saying... For some reason I have entertonement blocked.

But I can see that most of them are not being properly embedded.
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Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Just to let you know, I have no idea what your
> clips are saying... For some reason I have
> entertonement blocked.
>
> But I can see that most of them are not being
> properly embedded.

I guess you'll just have to take my word for it that it was HILARIOUS!!!!!!

Misery, you fucked up the thread. Edit that shit out.

how did I 'fuck it up'? The thread still works. You can just scroll past it.

its an eyesore. but, the thread still works. if you use the middle click scroll method it will catch a bit, but by golly it still works.