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DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH
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MASTUBATOR MACHINE MAN
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Date: December 10, 2009 05:41PM
does anyone masturbate while going through the car wash? sometimes i do but i have to use the pictures in my head. it is hard to get it done by the time it finishes but usually i can do it and the soap makes me feel clean afterwards which does not happen when i am at home.
once i forgot that my mum was in the back of the car, that was weird
Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH
Posted by:
ian l
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Date: December 11, 2009 12:36AM
MASTUBATOR MACHINE MAN Wrote:
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> does anyone masturbate while going through the car
> wash? sometimes i do but i have to use the
> pictures in my head. it is hard to get it done by
> the time it finishes but usually i can do it and
> the soap makes me feel clean afterwards which does
> not happen when i am at home.
>
> once i forgot that my mum was in the back of the
> car, that was weird
this has nothing to do with fairfax
people in fairfax simply do not do things like this
If someone one saw you doing it you'd be a sex offender.
FFxU Pwize Putwole Wrote:
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> Hey FoolSmacker, Is that one of your special
> graphics or is that a serious Craigs list posting
> up ^ yonder?
As far as I know, it's a legit Craigslist posting. I found it on Failblog.org
You can't make stuff like that up!
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Who knows from whence he came, and who knows where he goes, dot dot dot.
I will masturbate it for you mr. Masturbator Machine man! Don't waste your strength. Afterwards, I can make you a nice tall warm plate of steamy hot pancakes!
HAPPY NEW YEARS TO ALL MY FREINDS!! I AM SORRY I HAVE BEEN UNABLE TO REPLY TO YOUR MESSAGES, IN SUMMARARY, I HAVE INDEED HAD MANY GOOD MASTURBATOR SESSIONS LATLEY, MY MOST RECENT AND MOST FUN ONE WAS AT AN EXXON MOBLE IN SPPRINGFIELD, THEY HAVE A SLIGHTLY SHORTER WASH TIME BUT I MANAGED TO COME TO FULL COMPLETION JUST AS THE GREEN LIGHT FLASHED, THE PERSON WHO SAW ME DRIVE OUT LOOKED AT ME A BIT STRANGLY AS MY FACE WAS FLUSHED A BIT RED, I THOUGHT HE THOUGHT THAT I WAS PROBABLY SINGING LOULDY TO GIRLS ALOUD SO THAT WOULD EXPLAIN IT BUT IN ALL ACTUALITY I HAD LARGE GLOBULE OF SPERMA ON MY LEFT CHEEK!!!!!! GOOD TIMES!!!!!!
AS TO DOING THE MASTUBATE WHILST GOING THROUGH WENDYS DRIVE THROUGH, I ADMIRE YOUR SPUNK! BE CAREFUL THOUGH AS THIS MAY BE DANGEROUS! MY NEXT MISSION WILL MOST PROBABLY BE SOMETIME IN THE NEAR FUTURE, ......
LOL. Maybe we can start a new thread similar to the "best places to shit in Fairfax County". Call it the "best places to publicly masturbate in Fairfax County".
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MASTUBATOR MACHINE MAN Wrote:
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> AS TO DOING THE MASTUBATE WHILST GOING THROUGH
> WENDYS DRIVE THROUGH, I ADMIRE YOUR SPUNK! BE
> CAREFUL THOUGH AS THIS MAY BE DANGEROUS! MY NEXT
> MISSION WILL MOST PROBABLY BE SOMETIME IN THE NEAR
> FUTURE, ......
Interesting choice of word there Machine Man, "whilst." Are you British?
A matter of fact there is one person on this board that loves using that word even though he isn't British....nah, I'm sure it's the spunky in me talking.
The Burger Kongs on route 1 is a top notch spot. Also you can squeeze one off in the bathroom because it no longer has that foul odor from when that bums asshole exploded on the toilet. The puke that was trapped in the grout of the tiles has rotted satasfactorly enough as to cause no more detectable foul odor. Never got so emboldened myself but you might want to try the customer lounge.
Boldly go where no man has gone B4 Wrote:
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> Why start a new thread?
>
> The Burger Kongs on route 1 is a top notch spot.
> Also you can squeeze one off in the bathroom
> because it no longer has that foul odor from when
> that bums asshole exploded on the toilet. The
> puke that was trapped in the grout of the tiles
> has rotted satasfactorly enough as to cause no
> more detectable foul odor. Never got so emboldened
> myself but you might want to try the customer
> lounge.
Warhawk Wrote:
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> LOL. Maybe we can start a new thread similar to
> the "best places to shit in Fairfax County". Call
> it the "best places to publicly masturbate in
> Fairfax County".
You should talk to a kid who I used to know. He was out banging his gf beside some townhouses in broad daylight years ago, and it happens to be right next to a huge playground which is typically full of kids. Weird people.
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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).
That's amazing MM-woman! Next time, fist your cunt whilst shoving a vibrator up your ass and navigate your way through the car wash.
By the way Masturbator Machine MAN, hows John Cofe? Does he still make you those tasty pancakes when you come home after a long day masturbating in the machines?
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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH
Posted by:
Concerned Mom
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Date: April 09, 2011 10:54AM
MASTUBATOR MACHINE MAN Wrote:
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> does anyone masturbate while going through the car
> wash? sometimes i do but i have to use the
> pictures in my head. it is hard to get it done by
> the time it finishes but usually i can do it and
> the soap makes me feel clean afterwards which does
> not happen when i am at home.
>
> once i forgot that my mum was in the back of the
> car, that was weird
This is a perfect example of what's wrong with this place!