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DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH
Posted by: MASTUBATOR MACHINE MAN ()
Date: December 10, 2009 05:41PM

does anyone masturbate while going through the car wash? sometimes i do but i have to use the pictures in my head. it is hard to get it done by the time it finishes but usually i can do it and the soap makes me feel clean afterwards which does not happen when i am at home.

once i forgot that my mum was in the back of the car, that was weird

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH
Posted by: lol. ()
Date: December 10, 2009 06:27PM

This definitely wins the award for most unique/random topic.

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH
Posted by: ian l ()
Date: December 11, 2009 12:36AM

MASTUBATOR MACHINE MAN Wrote:
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> does anyone masturbate while going through the car
> wash? sometimes i do but i have to use the
> pictures in my head. it is hard to get it done by
> the time it finishes but usually i can do it and
> the soap makes me feel clean afterwards which does
> not happen when i am at home.
>
> once i forgot that my mum was in the back of the
> car, that was weird

this has nothing to do with fairfax
people in fairfax simply do not do things like this
If someone one saw you doing it you'd be a sex offender.

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH
Posted by: 53434 ()
Date: December 11, 2009 01:13AM

I like the way you think Masterbater machine man. keep up the good troll topics

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: December 11, 2009 07:21AM

O rly..


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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH
Posted by: FoolSmacker ()
Date: December 14, 2009 04:07PM

It's not a carwash, but....
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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 17, 2009 03:01PM

Oh, Mastubator Machine Man, will you ever learn?

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH
Date: December 17, 2009 03:04PM

While I haven't, it's probably not a bad place to do it.

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH
Date: December 18, 2009 01:48AM

Hey FoolSmacker, Is that one of your special graphics or is that a serious Craigs list posting up ^ yonder?

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH
Posted by: FoolSmacker ()
Date: December 20, 2009 11:41PM

FFxU Pwize Putwole Wrote:
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> Hey FoolSmacker, Is that one of your special
> graphics or is that a serious Craigs list posting
> up ^ yonder?


As far as I know, it's a legit Craigslist posting. I found it on Failblog.org

You can't make stuff like that up!

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Who knows from whence he came, and who knows where he goes, dot dot dot.

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH
Posted by: eric williamson ()
Date: December 22, 2009 05:49PM

I did it! but I didn't know anyone could see me...

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH
Posted by: John Cofe ()
Date: December 22, 2009 05:53PM

I will masturbate it for you mr. Masturbator Machine man! Don't waste your strength. Afterwards, I can make you a nice tall warm plate of steamy hot pancakes!

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH
Date: December 22, 2009 05:55PM


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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 22, 2009 10:13PM

Mastubator Machine Man = great American.

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 30, 2009 10:33PM

Hey, Masturbator Machine Man, how's life treating you these days? Masturbate in any carwashes lately?

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 30, 2009 10:34PM

(against all odds, this thread has legs...)

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 30, 2009 10:36PM

now it does


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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH
Posted by: busted again ()
Date: December 30, 2009 10:39PM

Mr. misery = bloody blisters = eesh = ej

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH
Posted by: What about Deez? ()
Date: January 03, 2010 11:56AM

You forgot = deez nuttz!

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 06, 2010 11:13AM

I just masturbated going through the Wendy's drive-thru.

Happy New Year, Masturbator Machine Man!

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH
Posted by: person that is the original person & more fucking awesome ()
Date: January 06, 2010 11:15AM

I go to Embassy/Beanerville car wash.

They shampoo my seats for 5.00. It's not a normal rate, though.
Maybe because I'm cute.

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH
Posted by: Anonymous Coward ()
Date: January 06, 2010 11:20AM






Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 01/06/2010 11:24AM by Anonymous Coward.

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH
Posted by: Anonymous Coward ()
Date: January 06, 2010 11:22AM





Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 01/06/2010 11:29AM by Anonymous Coward.

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH
Date: January 06, 2010 11:50AM

HAPPY NEW YEARS TO ALL MY FREINDS!! I AM SORRY I HAVE BEEN UNABLE TO REPLY TO YOUR MESSAGES, IN SUMMARARY, I HAVE INDEED HAD MANY GOOD MASTURBATOR SESSIONS LATLEY, MY MOST RECENT AND MOST FUN ONE WAS AT AN EXXON MOBLE IN SPPRINGFIELD, THEY HAVE A SLIGHTLY SHORTER WASH TIME BUT I MANAGED TO COME TO FULL COMPLETION JUST AS THE GREEN LIGHT FLASHED, THE PERSON WHO SAW ME DRIVE OUT LOOKED AT ME A BIT STRANGLY AS MY FACE WAS FLUSHED A BIT RED, I THOUGHT HE THOUGHT THAT I WAS PROBABLY SINGING LOULDY TO GIRLS ALOUD SO THAT WOULD EXPLAIN IT BUT IN ALL ACTUALITY I HAD LARGE GLOBULE OF SPERMA ON MY LEFT CHEEK!!!!!! GOOD TIMES!!!!!!

AS TO DOING THE MASTUBATE WHILST GOING THROUGH WENDYS DRIVE THROUGH, I ADMIRE YOUR SPUNK! BE CAREFUL THOUGH AS THIS MAY BE DANGEROUS! MY NEXT MISSION WILL MOST PROBABLY BE SOMETIME IN THE NEAR FUTURE, ......

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: January 06, 2010 12:20PM

LOL. Maybe we can start a new thread similar to the "best places to shit in Fairfax County". Call it the "best places to publicly masturbate in Fairfax County".

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH
Posted by: cowardly act ()
Date: January 06, 2010 12:23PM

why did anonymous coward edit out his posts?

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH
Posted by: Anonymous Coward ()
Date: January 06, 2010 12:25PM

cowardly act Wrote:
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> why did anonymous coward edit out his posts?

Because I am a coward.

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 06, 2010 12:41PM

MASTUBATOR MACHINE MAN Wrote:
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>
> AS TO DOING THE MASTUBATE WHILST GOING THROUGH
> WENDYS DRIVE THROUGH, I ADMIRE YOUR SPUNK! BE
> CAREFUL THOUGH AS THIS MAY BE DANGEROUS! MY NEXT
> MISSION WILL MOST PROBABLY BE SOMETIME IN THE NEAR
> FUTURE, ......


Interesting choice of word there Machine Man, "whilst." Are you British?

A matter of fact there is one person on this board that loves using that word even though he isn't British....nah, I'm sure it's the spunky in me talking.

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH
Date: January 06, 2010 12:44PM

Why start a new thread?

The Burger Kongs on route 1 is a top notch spot. Also you can squeeze one off in the bathroom because it no longer has that foul odor from when that bums asshole exploded on the toilet. The puke that was trapped in the grout of the tiles has rotted satasfactorly enough as to cause no more detectable foul odor. Never got so emboldened myself but you might want to try the customer lounge.

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH
Posted by: FoolSmacker ()
Date: January 06, 2010 09:08PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Interesting choice of word there Machine Man,
> "whilst." Are you British?

He said he was listening to Girls Aloud, so I'm going to guess "yes" on the British thing.

But I'm a little put off that whilst discussing masturbation, he used the phrase "I admire your spunk."

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Who knows from whence he came, and who knows where he goes, dot dot dot.

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 07, 2010 05:24AM

Boldly go where no man has gone B4 Wrote:
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> Why start a new thread?
>
> The Burger Kongs on route 1 is a top notch spot.
> Also you can squeeze one off in the bathroom
> because it no longer has that foul odor from when
> that bums asshole exploded on the toilet. The
> puke that was trapped in the grout of the tiles
> has rotted satasfactorly enough as to cause no
> more detectable foul odor. Never got so emboldened
> myself but you might want to try the customer
> lounge.

Anyone up for a game of Donkey King?

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH
Posted by: Tug ()
Date: January 07, 2010 09:41AM

Nawwww,
A good ole circle-jerk and reach-around would better suit the occasion.

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH
Posted by: LOLcat ()
Date: January 07, 2010 03:12PM

YEW ALL R JUZ JELUS YEW DON HAV SLINKEE SPINEZ CANT LICK YERSELF.

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: February 07, 2010 09:25AM

I won't let this thread die. Mastubator Machine Man will live forever.
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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH
Posted by: put_it_in_neutral ()
Date: February 16, 2010 08:13PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I won't let this thread die. Mastubator Machine
> Man will live forever.


I used to call it "waxing the Buick"

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: March 04, 2010 09:36PM

Hey, Mastubator Machine Man....if your Uncle Jack was stuck on the roof, would you help your Uncle jack off?

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH
Date: March 04, 2010 10:09PM

We all know that if Mr. Misery got onto a bus loaded
with flaming homosexuals, that he would get off.

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: March 04, 2010 11:30PM

Warhawk Wrote:
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> LOL. Maybe we can start a new thread similar to
> the "best places to shit in Fairfax County". Call
> it the "best places to publicly masturbate in
> Fairfax County".


You should talk to a kid who I used to know. He was out banging his gf beside some townhouses in broad daylight years ago, and it happens to be right next to a huge playground which is typically full of kids. Weird people.

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: April 10, 2010 06:30PM

bump for the greatest troll post of all time.
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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: April 10, 2010 06:32PM

Greatest of all time? I just don't agree... I liked the "suk my dik, my nigga" posts...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 20, 2010 02:28PM

bump in honor of our nomination at WTOP.com. Mastubator Machine Man would make a fine ambassador.
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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH
Posted by: MASTURBATOR MACHINE WOMAN ()
Date: July 20, 2010 09:00PM

I LIKE TO GO THROUGH THE CAR WASH WITH THE SHIFTER UP MY ASS AND THEN I CAN FINGER MY CUNT AT THE SAME TIME

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: July 20, 2010 09:25PM

That's amazing MM-woman! Next time, fist your cunt whilst shoving a vibrator up your ass and navigate your way through the car wash.

By the way Masturbator Machine MAN, hows John Cofe? Does he still make you those tasty pancakes when you come home after a long day masturbating in the machines?

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 31, 2010 03:52PM

about time for a bump

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH
Posted by: pee wee ()
Date: November 01, 2010 11:24AM

yee haw!!

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 01, 2010 04:47PM

I noe, right?

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH
Posted by: teri ()
Date: November 29, 2010 06:37PM

gross out

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH
Date: November 29, 2010 06:49PM

Masturbate or GO HOME !

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH
Posted by: chuckhoffmann ()
Date: November 29, 2010 06:58PM

.

"Only good things can come of more communication." - Cary Wiedemann, March 3, 2005



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 10/23/2011 01:39PM by chuckhoffmann.

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH
Posted by: High quality thread ()
Date: January 28, 2011 02:17PM

Easily one of the best threads on this site.

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH
Posted by: lasdfj;li ()
Date: February 22, 2011 02:49PM

i masturbated on your dog

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH
Posted by: Concerned Mom ()
Date: April 09, 2011 10:54AM

MASTUBATOR MACHINE MAN Wrote:
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> does anyone masturbate while going through the car
> wash? sometimes i do but i have to use the
> pictures in my head. it is hard to get it done by
> the time it finishes but usually i can do it and
> the soap makes me feel clean afterwards which does
> not happen when i am at home.
>
> once i forgot that my mum was in the back of the
> car, that was weird




This is a perfect example of what's wrong with this place!

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH
Posted by: Takn Care of Bidness ()
Date: April 09, 2011 11:12AM

This is the the Wild Wild West all over again!
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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH
Posted by: teri~ ()
Date: June 06, 2011 10:44PM

MASTUBATOR MACHINE MAN Wrote:
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>
> once i forgot that my mum was in the back of the
> car, that was weird




did that really happen?

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH
Posted by: NiggerFaggot ()
Date: July 14, 2011 08:29PM

IT LIVES

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH
Posted by: , ()
Date: August 03, 2011 09:11PM

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