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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Lizzie via Messenger ()
Date: June 06, 2017 02:14PM

Yea bitches...fity 1...#winning

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: anyone observing? ()
Date: June 06, 2017 03:30PM

I wonder if lizzie is doing any testifying, or if this is one of those trials in which the defendant just sits sullenly while the adults discuss what on Earth to do with her.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: But wait... ()
Date: June 06, 2017 03:40PM

eesh Wrote:
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> She's got two violation of probation hearings on
> the 15th. One for violating the disorderly conduct
> probation and one for violating profanity over the
> airways probation.
>
>
> Then she's got her preliminary hearing on the 19th
> for assaulting a sheriff's deputy. I suspect that
> she will make a plea deal for that one.



If she makes a plea deal for her assault on the CO, even to a lesser charge, won't she automatically have to do time for what she's on probation for?

Of course by this point, time served may cover most of what she'd get. But there is also the Malicious wounding charge...

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: is miz testifying? ()
Date: June 06, 2017 04:09PM

Must be humiliating, relating to the jury how his girl(boy)friend beat him up.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: violent criminals ()
Date: June 06, 2017 04:14PM

But wait... Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > She's got two violation of probation hearings
> on
> > the 15th. One for violating the disorderly
> conduct
> > probation and one for violating profanity over
> the
> > airways probation.
> >
> >
> > Then she's got her preliminary hearing on the
> 19th
> > for assaulting a sheriff's deputy. I suspect
> that
> > she will make a plea deal for that one.

>
>
> If she makes a plea deal for her assault on the
> CO, even to a lesser charge, won't she
> automatically have to do time for what she's on
> probation for?
>
> Of course by this point, time served may cover
> most of what she'd get. But there is also the
> Malicious wounding charge...

The could drop the malicious wounding charge, since they've had her locked up for almost a year on the other charges -- and the Morenos may not be cooperating anyway. Miz can't afford to have Lizzie going over to Team Eesh and risk losing his millionaire status. If she is sentenced to time served for the other charges, it's theoretically possible Monique could be released from jail as early as June 19.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: gonna see ()
Date: June 06, 2017 04:27PM

Gonna see a better person no doubt. One that now knows that she is not the "center of the Universe" and free to do as she pleases. Jail humbled her as it did eesh, eesh is a better person, not posting anymore of his crazy pictures. I hope she turns her life around, marries a man with a good paying job, is responsible and a productive member of society.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: breeding of a career criminal ()
Date: June 06, 2017 04:57PM

gonna see Wrote:
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> Gonna see a better person no doubt. One that now
> knows that she is not the "center of the Universe"
> and free to do as she pleases. Jail humbled her
> as it did eesh, eesh is a better person, not
> posting anymore of his crazy pictures. I hope she
> turns her life around, marries a man with a good
> paying job, is responsible and a productive member
> of society.

That is one possibility. Another -- and arguably more likely -- possibility is that jail will simply harden Lizzie and make her more confident in her ways. She has always boasted about getting light sentences and never getting caught or held to account for the more serious crimes she has committed. If she gets a relatively lenient sentence, that could only reinforce her feeling of invincibility. She could also emerge from incarceration bent of vengeance, and with newly-acquired skills to wreak havoc on Miz and whoever she blames for her misfortunes.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: WTF? ()
Date: June 06, 2017 05:04PM

violent criminals Wrote:
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> But wait... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > eesh Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > She's got two violation of probation hearings
> > on
> > > the 15th. One for violating the disorderly
> > conduct
> > > probation and one for violating profanity
> over
> > the
> > > airways probation.
> > >
> > >
> > > Then she's got her preliminary hearing on the
> > 19th
> > > for assaulting a sheriff's deputy. I
> suspect
> > that
> > > she will make a plea deal for that one.

> >
> >
> > If she makes a plea deal for her assault on the
> > CO, even to a lesser charge, won't she
> > automatically have to do time for what she's on
> > probation for?
> >
> > Of course by this point, time served may cover
> > most of what she'd get. But there is also the
> > Malicious wounding charge...
>
> The could drop the malicious wounding charge,
> since they've had her locked up for almost a year
> on the other charges -- and the Morenos may not be
> cooperating anyway. Miz can't afford to have
> Lizzie going over to Team Eesh and risk losing his
> millionaire status. If she is sentenced to time
> served for the other charges, it's theoretically
> possible Monique could be released from jail as
> early as June 19.


Miz's millionaire status? Are you high or something? He will never collect anything on that worthless judgement. The easiest money to collect is in the first few months, a time in which nothing was collected.

Currently pending legal action makes collection of anything even less likely.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: What can brown do for you? ()
Date: June 06, 2017 05:07PM

breeding of a career criminal Wrote:
> She has always boasted about getting
> light sentences and never getting caught or held
> to account for the more serious crimes she has
> committed.

She never really could fathom that she would better off if she did not commit crimes in the first place....

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: good powerful puncher ()
Date: June 06, 2017 05:08PM

breeding of a career criminal Wrote:
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> gonna see Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Gonna see a better person no doubt. One that
> now
> > knows that she is not the "center of the
> Universe"
> > and free to do as she pleases. Jail humbled
> her
> > as it did eesh, eesh is a better person, not
> > posting anymore of his crazy pictures. I hope
> she
> > turns her life around, marries a man with a
> good
> > paying job, is responsible and a productive
> member
> > of society.
>
> That is one possibility. Another -- and arguably
> more likely -- possibility is that jail will
> simply harden Lizzie and make her more confident
> in her ways. She has always boasted about getting
> light sentences and never getting caught or held
> to account for the more serious crimes she has
> committed. If she gets a relatively lenient
> sentence, that could only reinforce her feeling of
> invincibility. She could also emerge from
> incarceration bent of vengeance, and with
> newly-acquired skills to wreak havoc on Miz and
> whoever she blames for her misfortunes.

She has been working out regularly, she has been seen using the Heavy Bag in the gym and doing a lot of kicking also. Right now she can no doubt put a hurting on someone who messes with her.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: WTF are YOU on? ()
Date: June 06, 2017 05:45PM

gonna see Wrote:
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> I hope she
> turns her life around, marries a man with a good
> paying job, is responsible and a productive member
> of society.


Because, she is just what one looks for in a wife - no money, skills, education, or job, with a criminal record, superior attention-seeking attitude, and a pattern of psychotic behavior.

Oh, and a dented head. :)

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: slfjsljl ()
Date: June 06, 2017 05:53PM

Rather marry some broad I met in the psychiatrist waiting room.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: she'll marry Chris Kankles ()
Date: June 06, 2017 06:01PM

They will live in some trailer park in Manassas, in between trips to jail (more often than not for domestic assault.)

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: If lizzie does get out ()
Date: June 06, 2017 09:20PM

violent criminals Wrote:
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>
>
> The could drop the malicious wounding charge,
> since they've had her locked up for almost a year
> on the other charges -- and the Morenos may not be
> cooperating anyway. Miz can't afford to have
> Lizzie going over to Team Eesh and risk losing his
> millionaire status. If she is sentenced to time
> served for the other charges, it's theoretically
> possible Monique could be released from jail as
> early as June 19.

If she somehow does get out, which I can't see happening, how long until she's back in? I would give her 3 months max.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: June 06, 2017 10:57PM

Friends of Eesh...........

Woman in viral 'Fake Homeless' video arrested in Henrico

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13jS5Zm-QiM

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: busybodies in Henrico ()
Date: June 06, 2017 11:08PM

First we have eesh on teevee griping about a halfway house, then we have these wanna-be activists going after panhandlers. Don't people in Henrico have anything else to do?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: so what happens Wednesday ()
Date: June 07, 2017 02:49AM

Will there be a verdict, or jury deliberations? Also, will sentencing take place?

Eesh, attend the hearing so we can hear what happens...

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: I am awaiting updates... ()
Date: June 07, 2017 12:45PM

Did the subpoena miz?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Krow Shit Krazy ()
Date: June 07, 2017 12:48PM

I am awaiting updates... Wrote:
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> Did the subpoena miz?


Yes, But he refused, continually saying he was Ronnie Calhoun.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: fine . so subpoena Calhoun ()
Date: June 07, 2017 12:53PM

And WSH LAX faggot, and the Dookie Monster, and whatever split other personality miz has...

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: VINE Link ()
Date: June 07, 2017 02:19PM

Anyone else get the VINE message that Monique has been released?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Lizzie will notify us ()
Date: June 07, 2017 02:25PM

Got notified back when she was sent to the nut-hut, but nothing since then. She is currently still in custody in the Fairfax ADC.

Monique herself will probably notify everyone much faster than VINE. Posting here will be her first order of business upon her release. (Things like bathing, eating, seeing family, and enjoying fresh air are much less important to Lizzie.)

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: I want to hear about her winning ()
Date: June 07, 2017 02:29PM

I really want to hear how spending nine months in jail was a personal triumph.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: She's out ()
Date: June 07, 2017 02:33PM

Got the message at 2:18. She's free.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: If it's true... ()
Date: June 07, 2017 02:38PM

She's out Wrote:
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> Got the message at 2:18. She's free.


.....Is Miz in hiding?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: caged monkey ()
Date: June 07, 2017 02:39PM

She's out Wrote:
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> Got the message at 2:18. She's free.

You got scammed. According to VINE as of 2:35, she is still in custody.
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: why would they release hr anyhow ()
Date: June 07, 2017 02:45PM

She has more hearings to come...

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: BLM ()
Date: June 07, 2017 02:51PM

why would they release hr anyhow Wrote:
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> She has more hearings to come...


Because she's a minority that's been oppressed by the justice system.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Straight from the Monkey's Ass ()
Date: June 07, 2017 03:04PM

Lizzie will notify us Wrote:
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> Got notified back when she was sent to the
> nut-hut, but nothing since then. She is currently
> still in custody in the Fairfax ADC.
>
> Monique herself will probably notify everyone much
> faster than VINE. Posting here will be her first
> order of business upon her release. (Things like
> bathing, eating, seeing family, and enjoying fresh
> air are much less important to Lizzie.)

Lizzie will be posting here before she gets out the jailhouse door. Guaranteed.
Based on the court scheduel, the earliest she could be released would be June 19.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Ucy9u ()
Date: June 07, 2017 04:03PM

Straight from the Monkey's Ass Wrote:
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> Lizzie will notify us Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Got notified back when she was sent to the
> > nut-hut, but nothing since then. She is
> currently
> > still in custody in the Fairfax ADC.
> >
> > Monique herself will probably notify everyone
> much
> > faster than VINE. Posting here will be her
> first
> > order of business upon her release. (Things
> like
> > bathing, eating, seeing family, and enjoying
> fresh
> > air are much less important to Lizzie.)
>
> Lizzie will be posting here before she gets out
> the jailhouse door. Guaranteed.
> Based on the court scheduel, the earliest she
> could be released would be June 19.


Lizzie doesn't have access to a cell phone. Even once she gets out. 9 months in jail. Her phone was shut off long ago.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: she will use miz's ()
Date: June 07, 2017 04:10PM

Hopefully in furtherance of some sort of crime, so they both get busted.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: no problem for Lizzie ()
Date: June 07, 2017 04:18PM

Ucy9u Wrote:
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> Lizzie doesn't have access to a cell phone. Even
> once she gets out. 9 months in jail. Her phone
> was shut off long ago.

Such a trivial matter would be no impediment to Lizzie the manic posting monkey. Recall that Lizzie always seemed to have money for phones, tablets, and cellular service, despite her lack of gainful employment. Moreover it isn't necessary to have cellular service to use the free wifi that is available in businesses all over Fairfax.

Furthermore Lizzie can easily borrow a phone from Chris Tator Tots or Pedo Moreno when they pick her up. In fact they'll probably arrive with a fully-charged device already set up for her to resume her activities.

Mark my words, Lizzie will be posting within 30 minutes of the VINE notification, if not sooner.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: court order to stay off FFU ()
Date: June 07, 2017 04:25PM

As part of her probation/rehabilitation, she will be required to stay away from here.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: more charges to follow? ()
Date: June 07, 2017 04:50PM

she will use miz's Wrote:
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> Hopefully in furtherance of some sort of crime, so
> they both get busted.

Liz and Miz both were harassing a victim as well as a number of witnesses during the eesh trials last summer. Witness intimidation is punishable under ยง 18.2-460 as a class 1 Misdemeanor or Class 5 Felony. However neither William Moreno nor Monique Wells appears to have been charged, at least not yet.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Big Time Crime ()
Date: June 07, 2017 04:54PM

Mo will do something more violent and get re-arrested. Hopefully she kills Miz and solves two problems.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: any news on the outcome? ()
Date: June 07, 2017 05:50PM

The best outcome being, of course, lizzie is released pending sentencing, chimps out and kils miz, then gets 20-life.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Give us some news, eesh! ()
Date: June 07, 2017 07:39PM

We know you're following this case with great interest - probably drove up to Fairfax to get the full scoop - what's next for our adorable little monkey?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: wyllk ()
Date: June 07, 2017 09:33PM


area 51 you mean

wtf is this section ?

no girl is worth 51 pages of posts

if she's not fucking you or gave you a wedding ring yet

MOVE NO


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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: jjetk ()
Date: June 07, 2017 09:33PM

move on to someone who is giving you the time of day

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Move no? ()
Date: June 07, 2017 09:34PM

WTF does that mean?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: will Trump pardon lizzie? ()
Date: June 07, 2017 11:44PM

I think she was a Trumptard...

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: I fear for eesh ()
Date: June 08, 2017 12:12AM

He has vanished! I am afraid he went up to Fairfax to watch the court proceedings, got into a set-to with miz, and was arrested for violating the protective order.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: DMMM1 ()
Date: June 08, 2017 12:20AM

I fear for eesh Wrote:
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> He has vanished! I am afraid he went up to Fairfax
> to watch the court proceedings, got into a set-to
> with miz, and was arrested for violating the
> protective order.

eesh posted at 12:35 pm on Wednesday June 7
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/2581919/2583324.html#msg-2583324

He's not showing up in VINE Link.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: OK, so where TF is he? ()
Date: June 08, 2017 12:33AM

Miz is largely gone, too.

Have they formed an alliance?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Miz is depressed ()
Date: June 08, 2017 12:44AM

Miz was very active late Sunday night until just after midnight Monday morning. He's had a stressful week with the Lizzie trial, and probably hiding under that ratty duvet on his filthy bare mattress -- and taking it up the ass from his butt-buddy and fellow pedophile Chris Tator "Tots".
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: so he was manic before the trial ()
Date: June 08, 2017 01:03AM

And now he's cowed.

lizzie must have been saying some humiliating things about him in court.

In a way, I'm kid of looking forward to her getting out - I'd love to hear her version fo the assault, and what happened at trial.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: miz is manic ()
Date: June 08, 2017 07:12AM

WTF is a campjuanjuan?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Date: June 08, 2017 08:07AM

Trial was supposed to be over yesterday, but the jury is still deliberating. The trial continues today at 10.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: a jury trial? ()
Date: June 08, 2017 08:20AM

Some poor jury had to sit through this shit?

There's a special place in hell for miz and lizzie for making jurros listen to this crap. Did miz testify, or did they just play his hysterical 9-11 tape?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 08, 2017 10:20AM

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Got her on Film ()
Date: June 08, 2017 11:36AM

They got Lizzie on camera for one of her crimes.
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 08, 2017 11:39AM

Got her on Film Wrote:
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> They got Lizzie on camera for one of her crimes.




She once posted a pic of her huge collection of bicycles. I always wondered if they were legally "acquired."

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Poor cankles Chris ()
Date: June 08, 2017 12:01PM

....

Did Chris ever find a new business partner?
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Kris says: ()
Date: June 08, 2017 12:04PM

"I voted for Trump and all I got was this lousy T-shirt."
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: new t-shirt? ()
Date: June 08, 2017 01:00PM

Good! He needed one!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Chris film star ()
Date: June 08, 2017 02:18PM

new t-shirt? Wrote:
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> Good! He needed one!


He bought a bunch of new clothes when with the money he got starring in his movie.
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 08, 2017 02:21PM

Remind me again how Monique and Kris initially met...homeless shelter? County mental health facility?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: how Chris came into the picture ()
Date: June 08, 2017 03:54PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Remind me again how Monique and Kris initially
> met...homeless shelter? County mental health
> facility?

William Moreno initially met Chris Tator (or Kris Askins or whatever his name is) at a local NAMBLA meeting. The two of them hit it off and Miz invited Kris back to his apartment to see some of his "art work". (Details of the ensuing psychotropic drug-fueled tryst on Miz's infamous filthy bare mattress have mercifully not been shared, at least as of yet.)

It was at Moren's apartment that Monique met Chris. She immediately took an interest and began having sex with Chris as a way to get back at Miz for one of their disagreements. Monique proudly posted notices about her dates with Chris, and even created a thread celebrating a day-long sex session she had with Chris....including a selfie of her marinating in a dirty bathtub filled with filthy brown water, against a backdrop of moldy grout and cheap plumbing fixtures.

Through some bizarre logic known only to himself, William felt superior to Chris. Perhaps it was because Chris had two felony child sex convictions, whereas William had plea-bargained his own felony charge down to a misdemeanor. William found it useful to have a big burly male living with him, and he fantasized that Chris was some sort of personal bodyguard or household slave of the Roman era. Furthermore, whether true or not, William and Monique were convinced that eesh was somehow intimidated or scared by Chris, a morbidly obese, hearing-impaired oaf who seems to own only a single set of clothing.

Hence William went along with the sexual relationship between Monique and Chris. William resigned himself to being a cuckold and even lent his car to Monique and Chris for trips to Kings Dominion, on condition that they also swing by Strath Road to harass and intimidate eesh. On one of these stalking missions, Monique took a moonlight selfie clearly showing herself and Chris trespassing in eesh's back yard. Monique also boasted about defiling the grave site of eesh's mother on these road trips.

After Monique's 9/11 chimpout and subsequent incarceration, William and Chris could no longer afford to pay the rent on the apartment between just the two of them. They moved back to Riverview Court in Sterling, and Sharon appreciated having a new boy in the house.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: June 08, 2017 04:39PM

So the jury has gotten 4 days of free lunches???

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Issac the Bartender ()
Date: June 08, 2017 05:01PM

Ludwig Wrote:
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> So the jury has gotten 4 days of free lunches???


They also should have an all day Happy Hour to endure that crazy shit.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: June 08, 2017 06:05PM

Issac the Bartender Wrote:
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> Ludwig Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So the jury has gotten 4 days of free
> lunches???
>
>
> They also should have an all day Happy Hour to
> endure that crazy shit.


Agree..........Mai Tais for everyone!!!!

1 (1.5 fluid ounce) jigger spiced rum
1/2 (0.75 fluid ounce) jigger coconut-flavored rum
1 teaspoon grenadine syrup
3 fluid ounces pineapple juice
2 fluid ounces orange juice
1 cup ice cubes

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Green eyed monster ()
Date: June 08, 2017 06:19PM

how Chris came into the picture Wrote:
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> After Monique's 9/11 chimpout and subsequent
> incarceration, William and Chris could no longer
> afford to pay the rent on the apartment between
> just the two of them. They moved back to
> Riverview Court in Sterling, and Sharon
> appreciated having a new boy in the house.


Sharon actually performs oral sex on Chris.

Miz is jealous of this, as he is only allowed to fuck her up the ass.

In an off the record remark she proclaimed "Suck off my own son?, do I look German?".
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: was there a verdict? ()
Date: June 08, 2017 08:43PM

Or are they still deliberating - maybe deciding miz DESERVED to get his head cracked?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: WHAT WAS THE VERDICT?!?!?! ()
Date: June 08, 2017 10:09PM

Is the chimp going free, or to the zoo?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: WHAT WAS THE VERDICT?!?!?! ()
Date: June 08, 2017 10:09PM

Is the chimp going free, or to the zoo?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: June 08, 2017 11:06PM

WHAT WAS THE VERDICT?!?!?! Wrote:
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> Is the chimp going free, or to the zoo?


The jury may still be deliberating or the courts haven't updated the web page concerning the court case.

Who knows???

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: she's out all right ()
Date: June 08, 2017 11:23PM

Here's the reason she hasn't posted - she was walking down the street, composing a screed about karma and 'winning', when.....


http://abc7news.com/video/embed/?pid=2072898

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: wyxce ()
Date: June 09, 2017 10:33AM

So we still don't know how the lizzie trial went. Courtroom Reporter?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: DImitri Schiffres ()
Date: June 09, 2017 11:05AM

wyxce Wrote:
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> So we still don't know how the lizzie trial went.
> Courtroom Reporter?


Nothing happened.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Larry, Moe, and ()
Date: June 09, 2017 11:10AM

Are you sure????

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: still deliberating ()
Date: June 09, 2017 11:58AM

On the one hand, of course the little monkey belongs in jail.

OTOH, is clobbbering miz really a crime?

It's a real dilemma...

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 09, 2017 12:24PM

It may be a while before the court types up the final order. Until then, the clerk's office can't see the disposition.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: think of it this way ()
Date: June 09, 2017 12:34PM

still deliberating Wrote:
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> On the one hand, of course the little monkey
> belongs in jail.
>
> OTOH, is clobbbering miz really a crime?
>
> It's a real dilemma...


Think of it this way...
Clobbering Miz kept her from harming real people and got her thrown in jail...

Win/Win...
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Mo sho 'nuff is ugly ()
Date: June 09, 2017 12:52PM

jsut as well we never got to see her mug shots...

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Isn't this her? ()
Date: June 09, 2017 01:24PM

Mo sho 'nuff is ugly Wrote:
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> jsut as well we never got to see her mug shots...
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 09, 2017 01:29PM

Isn't this her? Wrote:
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> Mo sho 'nuff is ugly Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > jsut as well we never got to see her mug
> shots...
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 09, 2017 01:30PM

LOL The irony in this cartoon that she made is overwhelming.



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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: sm'amafm ()
Date: June 09, 2017 01:39PM

eesh Wrote:
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> It may be a while before the court types up the
> final order. Until then, the clerk's office can't
> see the disposition.

She still has two court dates next week so doubt she is anywhere but ADC.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: It IS adorable ()
Date: June 09, 2017 01:55PM

eesh Wrote:
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> LOL The irony in this cartoon that she made is
> overwhelming.
>
>
>
> .


She dreamed of wearing a uniform - police, military, what have you. Now, she HAS a uniform - a jail jumpsuit!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: miz bump ()
Date: June 09, 2017 02:23PM

Hey miz! How did lizzie's trial go? Did she explain WHY she beat the shit out of you? Was it humiliating? Did the jury snicker at you? We want details - you might as well give them to us, before lizzie gives us HER version!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: He's under the covers.... ()
Date: June 09, 2017 02:34PM

He's not doing too well - he's too afraid to even come pick up the phone.

Remember that, miz? The WaPo story was supposed to be your triumph, and instead it was an epic humiliation.

Please respond miz, as I KNOW you're reading this. I know.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Miz is an internet pussy ()
Date: June 09, 2017 02:49PM

He has NO balls...Lizzie proved that! LOLZ!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: yes, lizzie cucked him.... ()
Date: June 09, 2017 02:59PM

I bet they were fighting because she wouldn't have sex with him. I bet this came out at the trial. How embarassing for miz's parents!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: x6npm ()
Date: June 09, 2017 04:05PM

eesh Wrote:
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> LOL The irony in this cartoon that she made is
> overwhelming.
>
>
>
> .


The first day of your first of 2 stretches in 3 different jails lizzie literally made 300 posts from her registered screen name. She took a lot of credit for keeping you locked up and even having to appear in front of the Moreno Crime Family in shackles and wearing a spit mask only to be sent back to jail.

Now the tables have turned. Sure the Morenos will continue to beat you decisively in court because they can afford lawyers and you can't BUT they can't make you pay a thing. As long as you have no assets and no income you are judgment proof! As lizzie would say:

#winning

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: #karma ()
Date: June 09, 2017 05:15PM

OH noes...Lizzie says shes getting out.....hide Miz...Hide!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: jimmylegs ()
Date: June 09, 2017 05:40PM

He's under the covers.... Wrote:
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> He's not doing too well - he's too afraid to even
> come pick up the phone.
>
> Remember that, miz? The WaPo story was supposed to
> be your triumph, and instead it was an epic
> humiliation.
>
> Please respond miz, as I KNOW you're reading this.
> I know.

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/2585869.html

Verdict came in 2 hours ago. Formal sentencing hearing in August. She can get more time by the judge then in addition to the jury's 3 year total.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: P8SCK ()
Date: June 09, 2017 05:48PM

She could be released next March after serving half the sentence. She will appeal.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: gfftujjj ()
Date: June 09, 2017 05:53PM

P8SCK Wrote:
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> She could be released next March after serving
> half the sentence. She will appeal.


wrong

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: jimmylegs ()
Date: June 09, 2017 05:54PM

P8SCK Wrote:
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> She could be released next March after serving
> half the sentence. She will appeal.


Whatever. I don't care. In fact, I wish her luck. She's going to need it.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: LLLLD ()
Date: June 09, 2017 07:04PM

jimmylegs Wrote:
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> P8SCK Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > She could be released next March after serving
> > half the sentence. She will appeal.
>
>
> Whatever. I don't care. In fact, I wish her luck.
> She's going to need it.

We wish her the best of luck in exacting vengeance on the Morenos upon her release. We hope Monique is successful in removing the scourge of William, Sharon, and Richard from the face of the Earth.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: so, the jury said three years? ()
Date: June 09, 2017 07:11PM

My! That certainly isn't winning! What kind of a world will lizzie ultimately come out to? Will FU still exist? Will eesh (or the Moronos) still even live in the US?
Will lizzie's parents have left town without a forwarding address?

I'd say lizzie's fucked! Man, she must be seething right now!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: consistency ()
Date: June 09, 2017 07:20PM

so, the jury said three years? Wrote:
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> My! That certainly isn't winning! What kind of a
> world will lizzie ultimately come out to? Will FU
> still exist? Will eesh (or the Moronos) still even
> live in the US?
> Will lizzie's parents have left town without a
> forwarding address?
>
> I'd say lizzie's fucked! Man, she must be seething
> right now!


eesh will still be living where he's living. there ain't gonna be anything new in the life of eesh, he'll still be pursuing his associates degree in Liberal arts and hanging on FFXU

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: I like that plan for eesh ()
Date: June 09, 2017 07:25PM

consistency Wrote:
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>
> eesh will still be living where he's living. there
> ain't gonna be anything new in the life of eesh,
> he'll still be pursuing his associates degree in
> Liberal arts and hanging on FFXU


That way, the moronos don't get a freakin' cent.

In a few years, when Sharon and tootguy have kicked off, and miz's siblings have locked miz up in some nuthut, eesh can quietly take the whole matter to court and have the settlemrnt nullified..

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: June 09, 2017 07:53PM

More nutraloaf

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: released in March? ()
Date: June 09, 2017 08:00PM

P8SCK Wrote:
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> She could be released next March after serving
> half the sentence. She will appeal.


There's still the matter of the probation violation, and chimping out and assaulting a guard. I stand by my previous estimate of a late 2018/early 2019 release date.

What will lizzie do when she gets out? Live with her folks and re-apply to Panerra? (I don't think Papa John's will ever want her back.) Will she want revenge, or will she come out completely reformed? Will she try to rekindle her romance with katie? Will she have fallen in love while in jail, either with a fellow inmate, or with a penpal?

BTW, this Sunday is her 9-month anniversary! Had she fucked miz instead of fought with him, she would be having his baby right about now. I guess in that sense, things have turned out for the best for her.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Her rap name is Poohflinga ()
Date: June 09, 2017 08:20PM

The poo-flinging will cost her extra right?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Yes it will. ()
Date: June 09, 2017 08:51PM

Especially when she chimps out during the sentencing, and flings poo at the judge.

What I do like is how humiliating this is for miz. His girl(boy)friend is serving serious jail tme for beating the shit out of him.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: ladeeda ()
Date: June 09, 2017 09:38PM

Three years. That's sad. Monique really had a future before she got mixed up with he Moreno crime family.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: June 09, 2017 09:38PM

Can you guess what's next???

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: June 09, 2017 09:39PM

THAT'S RIGHT!!!

Page 52!!

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