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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: July 07, 2017 09:58AM

Page 56..........Why??? Because we are done with page 55!!!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Meow! I'm Starban! ()
Date: July 07, 2017 10:26AM

Miz once set my tail on fire for an 'art project'. Dark humor my ass.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Lizzie via Messenger ()
Date: July 07, 2017 11:00AM

Fitty Six BITCHES! #winning!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: court date ()
Date: July 07, 2017 03:11PM

She has 2 court dates this month on the 17th 19 th I believe.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: She dumped you William ()
Date: July 07, 2017 03:13PM

court date Wrote:
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> She has 2 court dates this month on the 17th 19 th
> I believe.


And how would you know that?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Because Miz is scared shitless ()
Date: July 07, 2017 03:33PM

The past two weeks of Morenos actions are starting to make sense.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: deupp ()
Date: July 07, 2017 03:41PM

Lizzie via Messenger Wrote:
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> Fitty Six BITCHES! #winning!


That's the number of court dates eesh had. Now lizzie's the one who's in jail and eesh is free.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Tuesday = 10 month anniversary ()
Date: July 07, 2017 04:55PM

mark your calendars!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: yxhem ()
Date: July 07, 2017 05:08PM

Tuesday = 10 month anniversary Wrote:
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> mark your calendars!


Yeah, and her 10 month celebration is just the tip of the iceberg for all the time she'll have to do. She already has 3 years for assaulting the pedo. 11 months for violation of probation and the possibility of an additional 1-5 for assaulting a C. Not likely that she'll be getting out early for good behavior.

The lizzie era at FFXU is probably over.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Iaw abiding citizen ()
Date: July 07, 2017 05:26PM

I've been following this thread off and on and I've come to one, singular conclusion. Obey the fucking law. Don't assault people, don't disrespect the police and moreover, be a good person. Stay out of jail, jail is some scary shit.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: one more lesson ()
Date: July 07, 2017 05:37PM

Don't choose miz as a roomie...

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eight months and she's back ()
Date: July 07, 2017 05:46PM

yxhem Wrote:
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> Tuesday = 10 month anniversary Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > mark your calendars!
>
>
> Yeah, and her 10 month celebration is just the tip
> of the iceberg for all the time she'll have to do.
> She already has 3 years for assaulting the pedo.
> 11 months for violation of probation and the
> possibility of an additional 1-5 for assaulting a
> C. Not likely that she'll be getting out early
> for good behavior.
>
> The lizzie era at FFXU is probably over.

If the sentences run concurrently it is still only 3 years. Lizzie was charged with assaulting a guard but if she still gets credit for good behavior she would only do half of that, or 18 months. She has already done 10 months so Lizzie could return (with a vengeance) to FFXU in 8 short months.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: kenttatum ()
Date: July 07, 2017 05:56PM

Iaw abiding citizen Wrote:
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> I've been following this thread off and on and
> I've come to one, singular conclusion. Obey the
> fucking law. Don't assault people, don't
> disrespect the police and moreover, be a good
> person. Stay out of jail, jail is some scary shit.


good advice, however you know that there are certain folks who feel they are going to beat the system no matter what. They feel that they are so smart that no cop, lawyer. DA, or Judge is going to best them. It just ain't going to happen to them because they are super cool. Lizzie appears tp be one of them.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: If lizzie gets out early ()
Date: July 07, 2017 06:01PM

eight months and she's back Wrote:
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>
> If the sentences run concurrently it is still only
> 3 years. Lizzie was charged with assaulting a
> guard but if she still gets credit for good
> behavior she would only do half of that, or 18
> months. She has already done 10 months so Lizzie
> could return (with a vengeance) to FFXU in 8 short
> months.


Flush with victory, she will almost automatically do something stupid and get re-arrested. (And give us some new material to discuss.)

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: lnucw ()
Date: July 07, 2017 07:21PM

eight months and she's back Wrote:
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> If the sentences run concurrently it is still only
> 3 years. Lizzie was charged with assaulting a
> guard but if she still gets credit for good
> behavior she would only do half of that, or 18
> months. She has already done 10 months so Lizzie
> could return (with a vengeance) to FFXU in 8 short
> months.


At best she could hope to do only 85% of time sentenced for any felonies provided she gets out for good behavior. Given that she assaulted a CO that doesn't seem likely to me. But what do I know, I've never been to jail. Not sure where you're coming up with this 50% off figure. For felonies she will have to do 85%.

85% of the 3 years for assaulting the pedo is 30.4 months.That puts her into late march of 2019.

https://www.timeanddate.com/date/dateadded.html?m1=09&d1=11&y1=2016&type=add&ay=&am=30&aw=&ad=15&rec=

That's also assuming that her sentence for assaulting a CO is less than or equal to 3 years AND all the sentences run concurrently.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: hypothetical ()
Date: July 07, 2017 07:56PM

The 50% figure is for misdemeanors. The cases haven't exhausted all their appeals yet and it's possible they could end up as misdemeanors. But who knows; this is all a hypothetical best case scenario for the poo-flinging monkey.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: also not basl ()
Date: July 07, 2017 08:35PM

still not eesh.... Wrote:
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> >
>
> Hey William you fat pedophile baby-cock sucking
> faggot, kill yourself. You can rant about eesh
> all you want, but just remember when eesh was in
> jail there were just as many posts calling out
> your fat fake-autistic ass. You have stalked,
> harassed, defamed, and libeled a lot of people.
> Keep the shit up and see what happens.

^^THIS^^

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: and another thing, miz ()
Date: July 07, 2017 10:03PM

eesh never stabbed his father.

In fact, as far as I know, of the FFU Fantastic Four, eesh is the ONLY one who has had no violent experiences with family members.

There is a reason eesh is the sheriff of FFU, and you are the pariah.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: STARBAN THE MEOWERFULL!! ()
Date: July 07, 2017 10:17PM

and another thing, miz Wrote:
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> eesh never stabbed his father.
>
> In fact, as far as I know, of the FFU Fantastic
> Four, eesh is the ONLY one who has had no violent
> experiences with family members.
>
> There is a reason eesh is the sheriff of FFU, and
> you are the pariah.


WORD!!!!

Miz go get help. I don't think you see it. Your mums is part of your problem.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Barstain the kat ()
Date: July 07, 2017 11:05PM

STARBAN THE MEOWERFULL!! Wrote:
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> Your
> mums is part of your problem.

A major major part. aka Enabler of a Pscyho.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: when lizzie get out ()
Date: July 07, 2017 11:09PM

We need to take her out drinking. I for one would love to hear her account of the attack on miz - what started it, hwo she beat him, whether he even tried to defend himself, his terrified screams. I mean if he suffers from, as he claims, PTSD, then it must have been quite something.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: public record ()
Date: July 07, 2017 11:27PM

She graduated from NOVA who knew?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: public record ()
Date: July 07, 2017 11:31PM

She has mental health problems and she takes medication for it?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: STARBAN THE MEOWERFULL!! ()
Date: July 07, 2017 11:39PM

10 out of 10 Cats surveyed do not like Miz.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: lizzie attended NOVA ()
Date: July 08, 2017 12:07AM

And graduated? That makes her the most-educated of the FFU Fantastic Four!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: public record ()
Date: July 08, 2017 12:13AM

lizzie attended NOVA Wrote:
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> And graduated? That makes her the most-educated of
> the FFU Fantastic Four!

not sure about that.... her court records says she has associates.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: OK, that makes sense ()
Date: July 08, 2017 12:39AM

Miz may be single, but he does not have a Bachelor's.
He writes about masturbation, but has no Master's.
He spins cheesy philosphy and sees lots of doctors, but does not have a Doctorate in Philosophy.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: masturbation ()
Date: July 08, 2017 01:53AM

I THINk he has a Master's in masturbation

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Lizzie Makes Miz Dizzy ()
Date: July 08, 2017 12:43PM

After cracking the Tator lover...

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Meow! I'm Starban! ()
Date: July 08, 2017 01:23PM

miz made me wear a leash and took me for walks in the park to meet little children!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: BarStan The Crazy Cat ()
Date: July 08, 2017 02:54PM

I'm his evil twin and I will gouge Miz...ME Fucking OW!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: humdinger ()
Date: July 08, 2017 03:20PM

and another thing, miz Wrote:
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> eesh never stabbed his father.
>
> In fact, as far as I know, of the FFU Fantastic
> Four, eesh is the ONLY one who has had no violent
> experiences with family members.
>
> There is a reason eesh is the sheriff of FFU, and
> you are the pariah.


Because he is a pussy. That's why he takes cocks

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Triggered Miz ()
Date: July 08, 2017 03:23PM

Getting a little agitated Ronnie? What, Tator and Mommy on strike? LOLZ!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: so mzi, as In understand it ()
Date: July 08, 2017 03:52PM

humdinger Wrote:
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> and another thing, miz Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > eesh never stabbed his father.
> >
> > In fact, as far as I know, of the FFU Fantastic
> > Four, eesh is the ONLY one who has had no
> violent
> > experiences with family members.
> >
> > There is a reason eesh is the sheriff of FFU,
> and
> > you are the pariah.
>
>
> Because he is a pussy. That's why he takes cocks

Eesh is a pussy for NOT stabbing his father

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: miz bumped his After Dark thread ()
Date: July 08, 2017 07:00PM

Begone.
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Stab Daddie ()
Date: July 09, 2017 11:44AM

Stab Stab Stab! LOLZ!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: miz - get lizzie a lawyer! ()
Date: July 09, 2017 02:24PM

You (your mom) can always send her the bill later!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Derilum Trinnes, ESQ ()
Date: July 09, 2017 02:46PM

miz - get lizzie a lawyer! Wrote:
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> You (your mom) can always send her the bill later!


They have to find a lawyer as sleazy as me to do that.

I'm working at a different law firm so I have to best on my best behavior....for now.
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: they'll divvy it up ()
Date: July 09, 2017 03:00PM

David gets miz; the Leisers get lizzie.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: lizzie's rehabilitation ()
Date: July 09, 2017 06:02PM

OK folks, at some point lizzie WILL be released from jail. May be as soon as 2018, might be 2019 or 2020. Depends on her ongoing hearings and, of course, on whether or not she decides to chimp out and attack another jail employee.

But she will get out, and then must build a new life for herself. Find a home, seek employment, repair her reputation and finally stay out of trouble.

What are we at FFU going to do to help? After all, lizzie was our little monkey mascot for 8 years! Do we have any social responsibility to assist lizzie in her endeavors as a newly freed ex-con?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Joe Taxpayer ()
Date: July 09, 2017 06:12PM

The check is in the mail

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: What to do ()
Date: July 09, 2017 06:12PM

lizzie's rehabilitation Wrote:
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> OK folks, at some point lizzie WILL be released
> from jail. May be as soon as 2018, might be 2019
> or 2020. Depends on her ongoing hearings and, of
> course, on whether or not she decides to chimp out
> and attack another jail employee.
>
> But she will get out, and then must build a new
> life for herself. Find a home, seek employment,
> repair her reputation and finally stay out of
> trouble.
>
> What are we at FFU going to do to help? After all,
> lizzie was our little monkey mascot for 8 years!
> Do we have any social responsibility to assist
> lizzie in her endeavors as a newly freed ex-con?

As soon as she is released: Get her a firearm and ammunition. Give her money for a taxi ride to the Moreno house. Enjoy the fireworks.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: OK, that's one plan... ()
Date: July 09, 2017 06:29PM

It certainly circumvents our having to worry about her post-incarceration existence.

A couple of problems:

1)Whoever supplies said firearm and transportation would face some serious felony charges.

2)If the moronos have any sense of self-preservation whatsoever, they will have gotten the fuck out of Virginia, changed their identities, and made sure to leave no hints as to their new whereabouts. Sad they should have to contemplate such a move, but when their idiot child got mixed up with lizzie, he really complicated all of their lives.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: She's good ()
Date: July 09, 2017 07:18PM

OK, that's one plan... Wrote:
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> It certainly circumvents our having to worry about
> her post-incarceration existence.
>
> A couple of problems:
>
> 1)Whoever supplies said firearm and transportation
> would face some serious felony charges.
>
> 2)If the moronos have any sense of
> self-preservation whatsoever, they will have
> gotten the fuck out of Virginia, changed their
> identities, and made sure to leave no hints as to
> their new whereabouts. Sad they should have to
> contemplate such a move, but when their idiot
> child got mixed up with lizzie, he really
> complicated all of their lives.

It's all rather hilarious, when you think that not one but two people prosecuted eesh on account of what were most likely Monique posts.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: I'll tell you one thing ()
Date: July 09, 2017 08:10PM

At least we know that none of the posts we see now came from mighty Mo.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: ldjiwefj''wmfs ()
Date: July 09, 2017 10:17PM

OK, that's one plan... Wrote:
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>
> A couple of problems:
>
> 1)Whoever supplies said firearm and transportation
> would face some serious felony charges.
>

Wait, isn't there a guns show loophole? That's what the Bloomturd anti-gunners always claim

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: PEP ()
Date: July 09, 2017 10:48PM

OK, that's one plan... Wrote:
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> It certainly circumvents our having to worry about
> her post-incarceration existence.
>
> A couple of problems:
>
> 1)Whoever supplies said firearm and transportation
> would face some serious felony charges.
>
> 2)If the moronos have any sense of
> self-preservation whatsoever, they will have
> gotten the fuck out of Virginia, changed their
> identities, and made sure to leave no hints as to
> their new whereabouts. Sad they should have to
> contemplate such a move, but when their idiot
> child got mixed up with lizzie, he really
> complicated all of their lives.

1) Obviously no one is really going to give Lizzie a firearm, but it does make for a nice fantasy to dream about.

2) The idiot child known as William Robert Moreno complicated his family's lives on his own, and had no need of Lizzie to do so.

The Morenos show no fear of going toe-to-toe with Lizzie. Sharon Moreno in particular has often taken the offensive in sparring with the poo-flinging monkey. Recall that Sharon:
  • Called Monique's probation officer and falsely accused her of using drugs.
  • Drove from Leesburg to Fairfax City to stalk Monique, skulk around her house, and sit on the curb
  • Conspired with David Trinnes of the Leiser Law firm to send illegal fraudulent bills to Monique which Sharon and David both knew she was under no obligation to pay.
  • Made false statements to police regarding Monique, and accused her of theft, however the police determined no theft had taken place

Make no mistake, insane though she is, Sharon Moreno has balls. In fact she has more balls than the rest of the Moreno Crime Family combined. Sharon Moreno has no fear of Lizzie/Monique, which may be her undoing.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Lizzies Arms ()
Date: July 10, 2017 01:05AM

Lizzie will not have any problems with guns. If she gets out in 8-10 months who is to say she even stays in the area. Guns are easy to get try armslist/valley trader.

Just wait and see. It will be like opening a cage on a wild animal. Either it runs off to explore its freedom..Oooor it goes for the Jugular...

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: "Lizzie's Arms" ()
Date: July 10, 2017 01:31AM

Lizzie's Arms sounds like a pub name.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Queen Lizzie's Arms Tavern ()
Date: July 10, 2017 12:34PM

Serving up Ice cold #Karma and sizzling hot #winning all the time!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: tomorrow: 10 month anniversary! ()
Date: July 10, 2017 02:22PM

Lizzie will have been in jail for 10 months! Feels like just yesterday she was regaling us with 'I took a big steaming shit on Louise M Basl's grave' threads.
And I have almost forgotten what katie looks like in the shower!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Meatpacking District ()
Date: July 10, 2017 06:09PM

"Lizzie's Arms" Wrote:
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> Lizzie's Arms sounds like a pub name.



Queen Lizzie's Arms Tavern Wrote:
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> Serving up Ice cold #Karma and sizzling hot
> #winning all the time!





Serving PYBR on tap.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Lizzie's Arms ()
Date: July 10, 2017 06:30PM

What will be the determining factor here is whether or not they leave Lizzie alone while she is locked up.

You keep poking a gorilla in a cage and when it gets out it is going to kill you.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: miz won't leave her alone ()
Date: July 10, 2017 06:56PM

He will try to do something to keep her in jail, like he did the last time she was locked up.

This will result in one enraged MOnkey.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: I spelled that wrong ()
Date: July 10, 2017 06:56PM

Monquie.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: who goes to jail next? ()
Date: July 10, 2017 08:30PM

Eesh, miz, or megan?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: None of the above ()
Date: July 10, 2017 10:25PM

who goes to jail next? Wrote:
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> Eesh, miz, or megan?




TJ Sadler. He'll be a felon or a registered sex offender by his 21st birthday. Hopefully he gets tazed to death by the police like his father.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: TJ's a good choice ()
Date: July 10, 2017 10:39PM

You'd think, given the family history, he'd be a bit more reluctant to follow in his father's footsteps, but it sounds as thoug insanity runs in that family.

He's probably one of the first people lizzie will hook up with when she gets out of the gray bar hotel. (They'll go out for Chinese, then go commit some stupid crime and immediately be arrested.)

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Lizzie Borden ()
Date: July 11, 2017 01:24AM

Does she like edged weapons? Xmas is only a few months away

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: 10 MONTH ANNIVERSARY ()
Date: July 11, 2017 01:37PM

Lizzie is well into her 11th month of incarceration.


In some ways, I wish they would have tagged and released her like they would have done to a wild boar.
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Lizzie the carpet muncher ()
Date: July 11, 2017 03:29PM

Just think, Lizzie has eaten more poontang in 10 months than Miz has in his lifetime.

#mizthepedoloser

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: and nutraloaf! ()
Date: July 11, 2017 03:59PM

eesh should invite her down for dinner when she gets out, and serve home made nutraloaf.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: miz - send mo 700 grand ()
Date: July 11, 2017 06:09PM

She expects half of your take from eesh. Whether or not eesh pays YOU, YOU had better have the 700 k ready for her when she gets out. You might want to start saving up...........

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: miz - send mo a ferret! ()
Date: July 11, 2017 08:28PM

why should megan have all the fun?!?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: if hambeast has another hearing ()
Date: July 11, 2017 11:16PM

can lizzie testify? Poor little monkey hasn't been outside since she got home from teh nut hut.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: when is next hearing? ()
Date: July 12, 2017 02:22PM

I want transcripts!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: miz fucking posted ()
Date: July 12, 2017 08:05PM

Get this straight, miz.

The following things are in your future -

-no money from eesh
-more bills form the Leisers
-lizzie's release and marriage to eesh
-contant harassment of you by them

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Miz-Send Mo $ ()
Date: July 13, 2017 01:16PM

right now, you useless four-eyed fatass limpdick loser!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: 700 grands, you fat fuck ()
Date: July 13, 2017 05:43PM

she expects half the take!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: PYBR BFF forever ()
Date: July 13, 2017 06:53PM

miz fucking posted Wrote:
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> Get this straight, miz.
>
> The following things are in your future -
>
> -no money from eesh
> -more bills form the Leisers
> -lizzie's release and marriage to eesh
> -contant harassment of you by them


An oversight?

Your boy Tator is going to rat you out to the authorities for a sweet plea deal.
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: lizzie had court this week ()
Date: July 13, 2017 11:31PM

or so I was told.

WTF happened?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: FriYay Bitches! ()
Date: July 14, 2017 11:10AM

#winning #karma.....suck it muthafuckas...I be out soon.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Lizzie via Messenger ()
Date: July 14, 2017 05:42PM

The fat four eyed pedo faggot never had this and he never will. That 2 inch dick isn't gonna satisfy nothing except his momma's super lard assed rear end.

#stillwinning
#mizisapedoloser
#mizcan'thavethis

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: miz - drop the lawsuit ()
Date: July 14, 2017 09:31PM

The lawfirm is going down in flames, and can no longer help you.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Miz aint had no MO ()
Date: July 15, 2017 11:54AM

...and NEVER will. LOLZ!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: miz- send Kriss $ ()
Date: July 15, 2017 01:59PM

At least you'll get something from him.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: miz - send Meade money ()
Date: July 15, 2017 04:56PM

Thanks to you, eesh can't afford the concerts anymore. This has affected Meade's bottom line.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: this forum has gotten boring ()
Date: July 15, 2017 09:30PM

It was more fun when the eeshlizmizmegkatietj drama was in its heyday.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: jimmylegs. ()
Date: July 16, 2017 11:32AM

I'm gearing up....

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: I'm talking to you ()
Date: July 16, 2017 11:37AM

this forum has gotten boring Wrote:
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> It was more fun when the eeshlizmizmegkatietj
> drama was in its heyday.



You could always get a life instead of writing at 9:30 on a Saturday night that you need drama from a website.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Political Prisoner Monique ()
Date: July 16, 2017 12:07PM

this forum has gotten boring Wrote:
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> It was more fun when the eeshlizmizmegkatietj
> drama was in its heyday.


If you want drama, bring it!

Get yourself a Cool T-Shirt and walk around Riverview court in it.
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: stfu miz ()
Date: July 16, 2017 01:06PM

I'm talking to you Wrote:
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>
>
> You could always get a life instead of writing at
> 9:30 on a Saturday night that you need drama from
> a website.


Had a touch of the 'flu, so was home. I really could have used some FFU entertainment.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: pass the popcorn ()
Date: July 16, 2017 02:03PM

The antics of the Moreno Crime Family make for good entertainment. It's similar to reading about Bugs Moran and Al Capone or other colorful criminals in real time.

It remains to be seen how much money the Morenos and the eeshmizlizmeg drama will generate to Hollywood, but their ongoing story has provided countless hours of free entertainment on this site for the past few years.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: not enough new material ()
Date: July 16, 2017 04:20PM

in any case, risk-averse Hollywood won't touch this.

If eesh takes a few film courses during his twenty-year community college career, he could do an Indy film.

The big unknown is whether lizzie will provde fresh drama when she gets out.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: And Miz Could... ()
Date: July 16, 2017 05:32PM

...try to supply the promo posters with his flunked out of Art School background, and his dark humor shitty style. Maybe inspired by Ambien and 25 other "Nut Hut" meds. LOLZ!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: that gives me a good idea ()
Date: July 16, 2017 05:51PM

If we do make an Indy movie about FFU, we will need financing. We will need sponsors. The pharma companies might be interested. There will be ample product placement opportunity - I envision the camera panning across miz's room, with dozens of name brand meds clearly visible on the dresser.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: nmfbwjkne; ()
Date: July 17, 2017 10:38PM

RIP: dead Lizzie thread.

Karma rides again.

lol

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: no longer dead ()
Date: July 17, 2017 11:08PM

you just revived it.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: it's true, this thread will die ()
Date: July 18, 2017 12:58AM

nmfbwjkne; Wrote:
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> RIP: dead Lizzie thread.
>
> Karma rides again.
>
> lol


As lizzie slips into the murky depths of FFU history, sadly this thread as well must slowly fade away....

By the time lizzie is finally set free, it is possible nobody will remain here who even remembers her.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: dormant not dead ()
Date: July 18, 2017 10:11AM

it's true, this thread will die Wrote:
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> nmfbwjkne; Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > RIP: dead Lizzie thread.
> >
> > Karma rides again.
> >
> > lol
>
>
> As lizzie slips into the murky depths of FFU
> history, sadly this thread as well must slowly
> fade away....
>
> By the time lizzie is finally set free, it is
> possible nobody will remain here who even
> remembers her.

That is a plausible scenario, however it does not account for what happens next. The Lizzie thread may indeed go dormant and appear dead, but not forever. When the gates are eventually opened and Lizzie is unleashed on the unsuspecting and unprepared citizenry, she will ensure that everyone knows who she is, who her enemies are, and that vengeance (which she mistakenly refers to as karma) is coming to those who "wronged" her.

Lizzie will then back up her talk with action. Lizzie's wrath will be delivered with the guile and cunning she will certainly have acquired during her years in stir with other felons. She will begin a brief reign of terror. The carnage and devastation will be unprecedented before she is finally once again put away or put down.

This thread of course will be resurrected for her release and pentecostal activities.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Lizzie via Messenger ()
Date: July 18, 2017 11:58AM

It ain't ova till I'se say it's OVA Muthafuckas!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: there is an easy solution ()
Date: July 18, 2017 12:23PM

Many inmates participate in on-line forums, Facebook, etc. by means of an outside intermediary who prints out content, mails it to the inmate, and then posts what the inmate sends in return. It's actually pretty common.

If someone like Miz, eesh, Kris, TJ, David Trinnes, or Megan would step up to the plate and relay messages to and from Lizzie, the thread would not wither and the rest of us would remain entertained and engaged until Lizzie is eventually released and returns to terrorizing and stalking.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Old Threads Never Really Die ()
Date: July 18, 2017 04:43PM

TIMMAAY! With a side of Timmy-Slaw!

Rusty and his wannabe biker whores.

That spic leaf blower who got kilt in a car wreck.

And for the old timers, the Wyatt Campbell killing.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Whodat ()
Date: July 18, 2017 04:48PM

it's true, this thread will die Wrote:
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> nmfbwjkne; Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > RIP: dead Lizzie thread.
> >
> > Karma rides again.
> >
> > lol
>
>
> As lizzie slips into the murky depths of FFU
> history, sadly this thread as well must slowly
> fade away....
>
> By the time lizzie is finally set free, it is
> possible nobody will remain here who even
> remembers her.


Who?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Ah Yes, I Remember It Well... ()
Date: July 18, 2017 04:52PM

Old Threads Never Really Die Wrote:
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> TIMMAAY! With a side of Timmy-Slaw!
>
> Rusty and his wannabe biker whores.
>
> That spic leaf blower who got kilt in a car
> wreck.
>
> And for the old timers, the Wyatt Campbell
> killing.

Carlos Hernandez.

FFXU used to have a lot more death involved. Now it's imprisonment. There has never been a shortage of drug abuse, drunken rants or just general losers living in Mommys basement. Now we've been reduced to pictures of a whore with animals stuck up her ass, a pedophile asshole, a sorry ass stalker, and a nigger transsexual held incommunicado in FFX lockup. Death was more interesting.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: ARLK5 ()
Date: July 18, 2017 05:11PM

Miz has yet to succeed in his multiple suicide attempts, but there have been a couple deaths linked to the current drama. Megan killed her old boyfriend Roberto Moya, Megan's brother "Sheetz" was shot in a drug deal, and the long-missing Shane Donahue was last seen with one of TJ's relatives.

Just be patient until Lizzie gets out.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: You Know This Is True ()
Date: July 18, 2017 08:00PM

Miz could really up the bar here with a successful suicide. Even moreso should he take one or both parents, or make it a hat trick and include Eesh in that party of the damned. The drama and unending tales would be epic! Clearly it would be network newsworthy! (Hey Miz, are you listening? Just consider it...)

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: not eesh! You want EESH dead? ()
Date: July 18, 2017 10:42PM

How about, once he figures out his lawsuit is going to get tossed out like yesterday's Kleenex, he flips out and goes after is attorneys?

Maybe no one gets killed - perhaps he show up at the firm, and takes them all hostage. Demands that David show up with a briefcase containing 1.4 million.
So, the authorities play along, track David down and send him in there with the cash. Of course, as soon as miz goes scooting out with the cash, he gets massively tazed in the parking lot, and the video immediately goes viral.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: turn of the tables ()
Date: July 18, 2017 11:48PM

The idea of the Morenos turning on the Leisers and David is not far-fetched. The Leiser Law firm did bilk the Morenos out of tens of thousands of dollars. The Leisers knew the case was pointless and would yield no benefit for the Morenos, yet they forged ahead anyway suing a penniless unemployed student over a note left under their windshield.

The Leisers took advantage of an elderly senile couple and their retarded pedophile adult-child. The Moreno siblings could probably sue the Leisers to attempt to recover some of the ill-spent legal fees.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: the Leisers will countersue ()
Date: July 19, 2017 12:31AM

They will claim miz destroyed their firm's reputation by dragging them into the FFU cesspool.

It would be a laughable claim, as any half-awake jury would ask why they didn't realize this going in. However, by this point the moronos will not be able to afford an attorney, and if there is one thing the Leisers can do, it is go up against a defendant with no attorney.

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