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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: miz the moron ()
Date: June 18, 2017 11:42AM

I see miz was eesh-baiting AGAIN Wrote:
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> shouldn't you be taking advantage of the reprieve
> lizzie's imprisonment has given you, and maybe
> change your identity and leave town before she
> gets the fuck out and comes after you with the
> Mother of All Vendattas?


This makes the assumption that he has a functioning brain, something that reading his numerous retarded posts quickly dispels.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: #Winning! ()
Date: June 18, 2017 12:46PM

Page fity tree bitches

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: June 18, 2017 12:46PM

aaaaaandd........ Wrote:
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> Page 53!


Isn't this fun!!!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: it IS great fun! ()
Date: June 18, 2017 03:01PM

And tomorrow, another hearing! This time about lizzie's jailhouse chimpout!

C'mon judge! Tack some more time on! Keep FFU lizzie-free through 2020!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: paspartuas from main board ()
Date: June 18, 2017 03:04PM

Buy drugs for lizzie!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: WJKpj ()
Date: June 18, 2017 04:56PM

paspartuas from main board Wrote:
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> Buy drugs for lizzie!


We all will need drugs when she gets out.



But don't buy 'em yet, their expiration dates only go out for 2 or 3 years

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 18, 2017 05:30PM

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Official ()
Date: June 18, 2017 05:46PM

Lizzie has been officially scared straight, she no longer is a problem.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: scared straight? ()
Date: June 18, 2017 06:36PM

Official Wrote:
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> Lizzie has been officially scared straight, she no
> longer is a problem.


Sure, and miz has decided to remove himself from the FFU drama, get a job, and attend pre-engineering classes.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh - don't you have a treehous ()
Date: June 18, 2017 06:37PM

eesh Wrote:
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> ````


Is that where lizzie is moving when she gets out? Because, I doubt her parents want her around, and I don't think she can move back in with morono.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 19, 2017 03:38AM

The longest day of the year is this week. Another milestone??

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: The Longest Day ()
Date: June 19, 2017 11:40AM

That'd be a good name for a movie!


So today is lizzie's assault hearing. Give the little monkey more jail time!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Always room for Meade ()
Date: June 19, 2017 01:30PM

scared straight? Wrote:

>
> Sure, and miz has decided to remove himself from
> the FFU drama, get a job, and attend
> pre-engineering classes.


And Meade was signed to a major recording label..
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: F. Krow ()
Date: June 19, 2017 01:41PM

scared straight? Wrote:
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> Official Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Lizzie has been officially scared straight, she
> no
> > longer is a problem.
>
>
> Sure, and miz has decided to remove himself from
> the FFU drama, get a job, and attend
> pre-engineering classes.




I thought he was an aspiring artist.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Francois Blackbird ()
Date: June 19, 2017 01:49PM

Artist specializing in feces drawing.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: I hope someone attends hearing ()
Date: June 19, 2017 02:31PM

I want to hear about lizzie's chimpout.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Gesualdo's stepchild ()
Date: June 19, 2017 02:40PM

Francois Blackbird Wrote:
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> Artist specializing in feces drawing.


And Buttfucking his mom.
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 19, 2017 04:24PM

So her assault on law enforcement was certified to a grand jury. I thought for sure there would be some sort of plea bargain. I guess the Commonwealth wants to nail her to a wall.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: forensic guy ()
Date: June 19, 2017 04:25PM

lizzie, when you really look at her dilemma is merely a prisoner of love, it was love that conquered her.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: so what happens next? ()
Date: June 19, 2017 04:31PM

(For those of us who don't have extensive knowledge of the criminal justice system.)

Is lizzie sinking into deep shit?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: been there done that ()
Date: June 19, 2017 05:03PM

eesh Wrote:
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> So her assault on law enforcement was certified to
> a grand jury. I thought for sure there would be
> some sort of plea bargain. I guess the
> Commonwealth wants to nail her to a wall.


She might have a set of "jailhouse offences" called "write ups" that merit a jailhouse punishment. I wonder how many times she has had her privileges revoked due to something she did. Privileges like Canteen, TV, stuff like that. I wonder how many times she was locked in her cell, 23 hour lockup, for a offense. All that is or has a bearing on how they in turn treat her. She strikes me as one of those folks who feels she can treat anyone like she sees fit, while she demands total respect by others. Those folks are broken in jail pretty quick

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 19, 2017 05:14PM

so what happens next? Wrote:
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>
> Is lizzie sinking into deep shit?






Monique is currently #winning, as this is all part of her master plan.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh, since you are in contact ()
Date: June 19, 2017 05:28PM

We would really enjoy hearing the specific circumstances of her jailhouse chimpout. What instigated it? Who did she hit? Did they have to taze her? Shit like that.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Chimpouts are retarded ()
Date: June 19, 2017 06:13PM

eesh Wrote:
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> so what happens next? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > Is lizzie sinking into deep shit?
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Monique is currently #winning, as this is all part
> of her master plan.


Only Lizzie can view this nonsense as part of some master plan whereby she is somehow #winning.

Over 9 months in Fairfax ADC sounds like losing to me.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: But she has cred... ()
Date: June 19, 2017 06:38PM

It was closely-run thing. At first, lizzie had boasted to her cellmates that she was a master manipulator of the court system, and was going to get completely off by pleading insanity and immediately go free. But the folks at the nuthut said 'nothing doing' and shipped the little monkey straight back to the ADC! This was going to be a huuuuuuuge humiliation for lizzie. Down to the bottom of the ADC food chain with her! So, or arriving back at the jail, she immediately and viciously attacked a guard. This raised her status in the estimation of her fellow inmates. So, lizzie is a success!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: stupid hero ()
Date: June 19, 2017 07:00PM

But she has cred... Wrote:
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> It was closely-run thing. At first, lizzie had
> boasted to her cellmates that she was a master
> manipulator of the court system, and was going to
> get completely off by pleading insanity and
> immediately go free. But the folks at the nuthut
> said 'nothing doing' and shipped the little monkey
> straight back to the ADC! This was going to be a
> huuuuuuuge humiliation for lizzie. Down to the
> bottom of the ADC food chain with her! So, or
> arriving back at the jail, she immediately and
> viciously attacked a guard. This raised her status
> in the estimation of her fellow inmates. So,
> lizzie is a success!
success is relative, the rat that climbs the tree to gnaw away at the hanging fruit, letting bits fall to the ground, where other rats consume with no loss of energy, is a hero to the other rats. lizzie is a hero to the inmates perhaps but at what cost? She will forever be incarcerated never paroled or pardoned. A stupid hero who has to be what she is or will be taken down by upstart.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: she performs for 2 audiences... ()
Date: June 19, 2017 07:39PM

The inmates, whom she desperately desires to impress, and then of course her avid followers back here at FFU!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: June 19, 2017 08:10PM

eesh Wrote:
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> So her assault on law enforcement was certified to
> a grand jury. I thought for sure there would be
> some sort of plea bargain. I guess the
> Commonwealth wants to nail her to a wall.


I don't think Lizzie would plea bargin unless she got a smoking deal. But she has played all those cards already........hasn't she...........

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: depends on what she did ()
Date: June 19, 2017 08:14PM

Under Virginia law, flinging poo at a corrections officer carries a MANDATORY minimum sentence. So, if she did throw a handful of her shit at someone, there just isn't much room to bargain.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: doin' better than Otta Warmbier ()
Date: June 19, 2017 10:08PM

I do hope lizzie survives incarceration - it would be nice if she returned to post once again (and then reoffended and got locked up again after say two or three weeks.)

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 19, 2017 10:25PM

I've always been a huge fan of damnatio memoriae. Now that Monique is going away for a few years, and the Commonwealth isn't letting her off easy on her new charge, I think forgetting that she exists is the best course of action. I'm sure Kris Cankles is reporting to her outside news, we can't have her hearing that she has a fan base online.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: no, eesh. ()
Date: June 19, 2017 10:47PM

lizzie was such a fixture of FFU, and for so long, that she has become iconic. Consider the example of megan - she is long gone, and yet her thread lives on. It's all fine, as long as it is all contained in one thread. And believe me - this isn't making lizzie happy. People are posting about her, and she can't post back! Also, for many of us this thread is the only source of lizzie news.

And don't worry, the thread will eventually die for lack of new material...

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Red Van ()
Date: June 19, 2017 11:26PM

Lizzie was a major figure in the Moreno Crime Family. She was like the Joseph Goebbels to Sharon and William's Hitler and Himmler.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: miz's PYBResriptions ()
Date: June 20, 2017 12:00AM

miz's drug collection! Wrote:
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> I never did succeeed in finding that classic pic
> lizzie took of all miz's meds, but I do now have
> the listing:
>
>
> AcePYBRomazine
> BenPYBRidol
> BromPYBRidol
> ButaPYBRazine
> ChlorPYBRoethazine
> ChlorPYBRomazine
> ChlorPYBRothixene
> DroPYBRidol
> FlusPYBRilene
> HaloPYBRidol
> LevomePYBRomazine
> LenPYBRone
> MetitePYBRine
> MoPYBRone
> OxyPYBRtine
> PYBRazine
> PYBRiciazine
> PiPYBRacetazine
> PipamPYBRone
> PYBRochlorPYBRazine
> PYBRomazine
> PYBRothipendyl
> SpiPYBRone
> ThioPYBRopazate
> ThioPYBRoPYBRazine
> TimiPYBRone
> TrifluoPYBRazine
> TrifluPYBRidol
> TrifluPYBRomazine


Those are the antipsychotics - I will have to compile a list of antidePYBRessants.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: PYBR drugs ()
Date: June 20, 2017 12:11AM

CitaloPYBRram
EscitaloPYBRram (LexaPYBRo, CiPYBRalex)
PYBRaroxetine
PYBRristiq
MilnaciPYBRran
EtoPYBRidone
PYBReboxetine
ClomiPYBRamine
DesiPYBRamine
ImiPYBRamine (Tofranil)
LofePYBRamine
TrimiPYBRamine
Imipraminoxide
IPYBRindole
MetaPYBRamine
PYBRopizepine
QuinuPYBRamine
OpiPYBRamol
MaPYBRotiline
TranylcyPYBRomine
iPYBRoclozide
iPYBRoniazid
pheniPYBRazine
phenoxyPYBRopazine
PYBRlindole
AmisulPYBRide
BuPYBRopion
TandosPYBRone
HyPYBRicum perforatum

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: PYBR Tuesday ()
Date: June 20, 2017 12:41PM

Make your little black boyfriend proud, Miz!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: another thing about this thread ()
Date: June 20, 2017 02:32PM

miz hates it!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Miz the pedo ()
Date: June 20, 2017 03:17PM

another thing about this thread Wrote:
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> miz hates it!

Miz hates everything, except little boys.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: miz should make a comic strip ()
Date: June 20, 2017 04:08PM

all about this thread.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: another thing miz should do ()
Date: June 20, 2017 04:10PM

He should commission a special recording of 'Tie a Yellow Ribbon', performed by Meade Skelton, and dedicated to lizzie. He can afford it with all the riches he'll be getting from eesh.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: miz - send mo $1.4 million ()
Date: June 20, 2017 08:41PM

She's going way for a loooooong time.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: our daily gif ()
Date: June 20, 2017 08:50PM

A Lizzie throwback moment.




Thank you for watching "A Lizzie throwback moment". I bet we will make page 100 before the year is over!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: it's lizzie at panera! ()
Date: June 20, 2017 10:27PM

Man, was she one pissed off little monkey when they told her to stop throwing the plates in the trash. Poor lizzie - couldn't even bus tables! A life on welfare lies ahead for her.......................

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: WFPT3 ()
Date: June 20, 2017 11:15PM

At one time Lizzie was key to the Moreno Crime Family's fortunes

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/2171572/2171572.html#msg-2171572
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: yep, he used lizzie ()
Date: June 21, 2017 12:00AM

And now he has played a starring role in her long-term incarceration.
Little monkey's gonna want revenge.

As for his rants against FFU and poor cary, all the fat little psychopath had to do was leave. But no, he preferred to stay here and pretend to be a victim.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: I don't eat at fucking McDonalds ()
Date: June 21, 2017 12:46AM

Miz the pedo Wrote:
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> another thing about this thread Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > miz hates it!
>
> Miz hates everything, except little boys.


Why do people keep spreading lies about Miz.

He likes little girls too.

Remember his motto:
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: PYBR bump ()
Date: June 21, 2017 05:39PM

stabstabstab

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: summer solstice in jail! ()
Date: June 21, 2017 08:56PM

Another milestone for lizzie!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: roughly when WILL mo get out? ()
Date: June 22, 2017 02:53AM

So, as I understand it, she gets 3 yrs for trying to kill miz, 11 months for violating her parole, and then some more time for attacking some guard. Am I correct?

And will she serve time at the ADC, or be sent off to some prison?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: YBWH6 ()
Date: June 22, 2017 10:39AM

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: loooooosers ()
Date: June 22, 2017 10:57AM

eesh Wrote:
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> I've always been a huge fan of damnatio
> memoriae
. Now that Monique is going away for a
> few years, and the Commonwealth isn't letting her
> off easy on her new charge, I think forgetting
> that she exists is the best course of action. I'm
> sure Kris Cankles is reporting to her outside
> news, we can't have her hearing that she has a fan
> base online.


Lest us not forget, eesh lost a $1mil suit against the pedo.
At least when the dyke gets out in a few years she won't be drowning in debt and she'll have the, although unlikely, ability to get on her feet and put it behind her.
Meanwhile, eesh will still carry an unsurmountable debt and living his pathetic existence through this website.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: exercises ()
Date: June 22, 2017 11:01AM

good powerful puncher Wrote:
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> breeding of a career criminal Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > gonna see Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Gonna see a better person no doubt. One that
> > now
> > > knows that she is not the "center of the
> > Universe"
> > > and free to do as she pleases. Jail humbled
> > her
> > > as it did eesh, eesh is a better person, not
> > > posting anymore of his crazy pictures. I
> hope
> > she
> > > turns her life around, marries a man with a
> > good
> > > paying job, is responsible and a productive
> > member
> > > of society.
> >
> > That is one possibility. Another -- and
> arguably
> > more likely -- possibility is that jail will
> > simply harden Lizzie and make her more
> confident
> > in her ways. She has always boasted about
> getting
> > light sentences and never getting caught or
> held
> > to account for the more serious crimes she has
> > committed. If she gets a relatively lenient
> > sentence, that could only reinforce her feeling
> of
> > invincibility. She could also emerge from
> > incarceration bent of vengeance, and with
> > newly-acquired skills to wreak havoc on Miz and
> > whoever she blames for her misfortunes.
>
> She has been working out regularly, she has been
> seen using the Heavy Bag in the gym and doing a
> lot of kicking also. Right now she can no doubt
> put a hurting on someone who messes with her.


She has been working out. That pussy eating tounge has gained a lot of tone

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Miz-Send Mo $ ()
Date: June 22, 2017 01:10PM

...fo some muscle milk and protein powder...she's pumped and ready to crush your skull like a fucking grape.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh is planning something.... ()
Date: June 22, 2017 02:39PM

loooooosers Wrote:
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> Lest us not forget, eesh lost a $1mil suit against
> the pedo.
> At least when the dyke gets out in a few years she
> won't be drowning in debt and she'll have the,
> although unlikely, ability to get on her feet and
> put it behind her.
> Meanwhile, eesh will still carry an unsurmountable
> debt and living his pathetic existence through
> this website.

It's interesting he doesn't want us talking about lizzie any more. I foresee grief in miz's future...

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: so, am i miz? ()
Date: June 22, 2017 04:08PM

Funny how anyone that mentions the fat cock eater named eesh and mentions his failings is accused of being the other fat pedo fucker named miz.
Its just a matter of time before the sheriff of the underground oversteps his bounds, let's his psychosis reign supreme again, then gets in some more hot water.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Eesh Owns You.... ()
Date: June 22, 2017 04:56PM

so, am i miz? Wrote:
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> Funny how anyone that mentions the fat cock eater
> named eesh and mentions his failings is accused of
> being the other fat pedo fucker named miz.
> Its just a matter of time before the sheriff of
> the underground oversteps his bounds, let's his
> psychosis reign supreme again, then gets in some
> more hot water.


Funny thing is Ronnie, I don't see him baiting or harassing anybody. You just can't stand the fact you are fucking hopeless when it comes to him. He won.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: svsvc ()
Date: June 22, 2017 05:10PM

Lizzie pulls the strings when it comes to eesh and miz, she plays both againgst each other, a "divide and conquer" strategy. Of the three she may not be the strongest physically but possesses the stronger will. In a way she is winning when you take eesh and miz into consideration, she is the puppet master to eesh the "Punchinello" and Miz the "Judy" Punch and Judy, Punch is also known as the "fool"

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: depends on your mood swing ()
Date: June 22, 2017 05:37PM

so, am i miz? Wrote:
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> Funny how anyone that mentions the fat cock eater
> named eesh and mentions his failings is accused of
> being the other fat pedo fucker named miz.
> Its just a matter of time before the sheriff of
> the underground oversteps his bounds, let's his
> psychosis reign supreme again, then gets in some
> more hot water.


you might be miz, or Phil Lacio, or Dookie Monster, or Ronnie, or JimmyLegs, or WSH LAX PYBRboy or one of his friends.

Lizzie showed us all your medications, and I'm sure each one (to say nothing of each combination) affects you differently.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Dr. Doolittle ()
Date: June 22, 2017 06:28PM

depends on your mood swing Wrote:
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> so, am i miz? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Funny how anyone that mentions the fat cock
> eater
> > named eesh and mentions his failings is accused
> of
> > being the other fat pedo fucker named miz.
> > Its just a matter of time before the sheriff of
> > the underground oversteps his bounds, let's his
> > psychosis reign supreme again, then gets in
> some
> > more hot water.
>
>
> you might be miz, or Phil Lacio, or Dookie
> Monster, or Ronnie, or JimmyLegs, or WSH LAX
> PYBRboy or one of his friends.
>
> Lizzie showed us all your medications, and I'm
> sure each one (to say nothing of each combination)
> affects you differently.


Yes, and as we have seen over the years, those meds don't seem to be effective at all. After all, he did stab his own father with a knife.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: To Dera Miz ()
Date: June 22, 2017 06:38PM

loooooosers Wrote:
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>
> Lest us not forget, eesh lost a $1mil suit against
> the pedo.

That will be vacated on appeal, and even if it is not, you won't see a penny of it.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: miz won't see a penny ()
Date: June 22, 2017 09:03PM

Once miz has been put away, his siblings will settle out of court with eesh's father for ~ $25,000. The brother will give his half to the sister, who will use it to buy a Mazda.

After earning his Associate's degree, circa 2026, eesh will go on to become a successful vacuum cleaner salesman. He will, briefly, be megan's fifth husband. This will result in at least three really amusing YouTube videos.

lizzie will spent most of her remaining years in various correctional facilities. The highlight of her prison career will be when the 'Concertos for Convicts' society sends various amateur musicians to perform for the inmates. This will also, incidentally, constitute the highlight of Meade's career.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: stabstabstabstabstab ()
Date: June 23, 2017 12:20PM

back to teh top

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: when does miz get eesh's house? ()
Date: June 23, 2017 12:50PM

When he does, will he sell it? Or move into it? Or let eesh stay there, but pay rent?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Delirium Trinnes ()
Date: June 23, 2017 01:10PM

when does miz get eesh's house? Wrote:
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> When he does, will he sell it? Or move into it? Or
> let eesh stay there, but pay rent?


Never, it isn't an asset of Eesh's.
This is why I insisted on being paid upfront.!
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: June 23, 2017 02:53PM

miz won't see a penny Wrote:
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> Once miz has been put away, his siblings will
> settle out of court with eesh's father for ~
> $25,000. The brother will give his half to the
> sister, who will use it to buy a Mazda.
>
> After earning his Associate's degree, circa 2026,
> eesh will go on to become a successful vacuum
> cleaner salesman. He will, briefly, be megan's
> fifth husband. This will result in at least three
> really amusing YouTube videos.
>
> lizzie will spent most of her remaining years in
> various correctional facilities. The highlight of
> her prison career will be when the 'Concertos for
> Convicts' society sends various amateur musicians
> to perform for the inmates. This will also,
> incidentally, constitute the highlight of Meade's
> career.


Used Mazda???

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: i wa wa wa wa wonder ()
Date: June 23, 2017 03:28PM

Does the cocksucking pedo (as opposed to the sterling pedo) go to Lizzie's court dates?
And, since Lizzie can't have her purple dildo in ADC, has she loaned or rented it to the fruitcake

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: poor Joanna ()
Date: June 23, 2017 03:29PM

Unfortunately lying' Sharon "Security Risk" Moreno is not yet near death. She is in her 60's but all the anal sex from her son William and his roommate the felon child molester Chris Tator have given a shot of longevity to Shattered Shithole Sharon.

It now seems that the million-dollar verdict will be vacated by appeal or bankruptcy long before the evil Sharon Moreno makes her journey into the netherworld of fire and brimstone. Thus there will be no settlement and no used Mazda for Joanna. Furthermore, because William's Internet feud has depleted his parents' life savings, Joann won't even get much of an inheritance.
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: the sister will write a book ()
Date: June 23, 2017 03:37PM

After dead bodies are discovered buried around Sterling, and miz is convicted for serial killing, folks will be interested in the story.

This, BTW, will make FFU famous.

In any case, the book will be a bestseller (and be made into a docudrama) and Joey will be quite well-to-do. David T, the jack-of-all-trades of the legal industry, will handle copyright matters.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: will lizzie convert to Islam? ()
Date: June 24, 2017 02:19AM

I mean, she wouldn't make a very good one, but lots of prisoners discover Islam and become quite radical. And lizzie's pretty fucked up!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conversion_to_Islam_in_U.S._prisons


.80% of the prisoners who "find faith" while in prison convert to Islam.[1] These converted inmates are mostly African American, ...[2] Waller also asserts that many converts are radicalized...

..Imam Warith Deen Umar, Islamic chaplain for the New York State prison system, was reported to have praised the September 11 attacks....


nasty!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Lizzie is Lislam ()
Date: June 24, 2017 11:10AM

All about her, bitches!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: lizzie joins radical muzzies... ()
Date: June 24, 2017 04:27PM

Can you imagine the drama she would stir up within her cell? Dept of Homeland Security wouldn't have to worry about that group one bit....

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Sharon's true feelings ()
Date: June 24, 2017 05:34PM

poor Joanna Wrote:
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> Unfortunately lying' Sharon "Security Risk" Moreno
> is not yet near death. She is in her 60's but all
> the anal sex from her son William and his roommate
> the felon child molester Chris Tator have given a
> shot of longevity to Shattered Shithole Sharon.
>
> It now seems that the million-dollar verdict will
> be vacated by appeal or bankruptcy long before the
> evil Sharon Moreno makes her journey into the
> netherworld of fire and brimstone. Thus there
> will be no settlement and no used Mazda for
> Joanna. Furthermore, because William's Internet
> feud has depleted his parents' life savings, Joann
> won't even get much of an inheritance.



Sharon is jealous that her daughter has a decent vagina.
Sharon's vagina was destroyed when she whelped out the misshapen Miz.

Given the two options fucking Sharon's ass does seem preferable.
I would rather fuck mud than mount either hole myself.
But I'm not a disgusting pervert like Miz.
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: no more ass pics! ()
Date: June 24, 2017 06:24PM

Put them in the TMOS thread - those perverts love shit like that.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: no more ass pics! ()
Date: June 24, 2017 06:24PM

Put them in the TMOS thread - those perverts love shit like that.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Well! This was prescient! ()
Date: June 24, 2017 07:32PM

I know ! miz can't help it! Wrote:
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>> Also, I
> wonder if mo will manage to get into even more
> trouble while she is in jail.


And - she did! count on mo!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Lizzie had Miz in Stiches ()
Date: June 25, 2017 11:07AM

never gets old...LMFAO!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: stabstabstabstabstab ()
Date: June 25, 2017 01:43PM

Miz is always either hurting himself (cutting himself, trying to hang himself, dumping out of a moving car) or hurting someone else (went at eesh with a bat, stabbed his father), and yet he was worried about eesh beeping his horn?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Miz Fails ()
Date: June 25, 2017 02:09PM

stabstabstabstabstab Wrote:
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> Miz is always either hurting himself (cutting
> himself, trying to hang himself, dumping out of a
> moving car) or hurting someone else (went at eesh
> with a bat, stabbed his father), and yet he was
> worried about eesh beeping his horn?


Ha, He maybe had a booboo when he stbabed pops....he doesn't have a rafter strong enough to handle his fat ass, and I heard the car was going 1.5 MPH when he "jumped". He fucks everything up.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: one thing to look forward to ()
Date: June 25, 2017 06:57PM

We don't know about miz's latest pecadillos any more, as lizzie isn't here to share them with us. However, you KNOW miz is writing her several times a week, and telling her God-only-knows-what. When lizzie does get out, she'll have years of material to pass on to us!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Liz and Meg ()
Date: June 25, 2017 07:02PM

Lizzie Wells and Megan Toohey, FFXU's unofficial drama queens and main female protaganists, both with their own threads at the top of page 1, and both with more pages than any of the eesh or Miz threads. A lot to be proud of!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: well, there was one miz thread ()
Date: June 25, 2017 07:13PM

The stupid FFU after dark thread - it went well past 100 pages, but it doesn't count because miz would just manically bump the thread 100s of times per night. I think that's when cary finally gave him the heave-ho.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Mo's Enduring Legacy ()
Date: June 25, 2017 08:37PM

Liz and Meg Wrote:
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> Lizzie Wells and Megan Toohey, FFXU's unofficial
> drama queens and main female protaganists, both
> with their own threads at the top of page 1, and
> both with more pages than any of the eesh or Miz
> threads. A lot to be proud of!

Lizzie/Monique has more pages but make no mistake, Monique Wells was a made member of the Moreno Crime Family. Lizzie was and always will be tied inexorably to the Moreno narrative. William Moreno himself often referred to Lizzie has his "Propaganda Minister" (and perhaps romantically imagined her as a Joseph Goebbels to Sharon and William's Hitler and Himmler personas). William used Lizzie to antagonize eesh online, and even loaned use of his car for Lizzie and Chris Tator to go to Richmond to stalk eesh and trespass in his backyard. The Morenos also used the premise of transporting Lizzie, who had been subpoenaed as a witness, as their excuse to drive to Richmond to stalk eesh at the first Megan trial. The Morenos counted on the presence of their entire family plus a Washington Post reporter sitting in the courtroom to intimidate eesh, causing him to lose focus and falter as he was acting as his own defense attorney.

Not-so-coincidentally, eesh was accompanied by Lizzie during the incident which earned him a Protective Order, as well as the incident in which he was charged with violating the same protective order. Yet despite being equally involved and culpable, Lizzie/Monique herself was never issued a protective order and was never charged.

Most importantly, Lizzie was the major source of the intel that the Morenos used to pursue their Crusade against eesh in civil and criminal courts. William Moreno even went to the effort of creating a new thread using his registered "jimmylegs" account in order to ensure Monique received credit for the significant contributions she made to the Moreno Crime Family.
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/2171572/2171572.html#msg-2171572

It's not uncommon for crime syndicates to experience disloyalty and defections -- but loyalty is an alien concept to Monique Wells. It's a challenge to even count the number of times she switched sides between Miz and eesh. All the while she collected information about her current allies which she did not hesitate to share with the other side the next time she changed allegiance. Indeed, while Monique played a vital role in the Moreno's legal verdicts against eesh, her most memorable and crowning accomplishment was her famous Youtube Video entitled "William Moreno is a Pedophile".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5hV3hvH_4E

Lizzie's video has more views than all videos by Meade Skelton and Karen Leiser combined. The story is not over and will perhaps continue for many years. With any luck Lizzie will treat us to more entertainment and maybe more videos when she is released and before she is locked up again.
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Those letter tho ()
Date: June 25, 2017 09:28PM

eesh Wrote:
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> I've always been a huge fan of damnatio
> memoriae
. Now that Monique is going away for a
> few years, and the Commonwealth isn't letting her
> off easy on her new charge, I think forgetting
> that she exists is the best course of action. I'm
> sure Kris Cankles is reporting to her outside
> news, we can't have her hearing that she has a fan
> base online.


Just out of curiosity what was the tone of those letters she sent you? Was it just more of her being hostile?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Casual Reader ()
Date: June 25, 2017 09:37PM

Can somebody give me the lowdown on lizzie's legal woes. I stopped following this freak show closely a while ago. I know, per a post from jimmyleggs, that she got 3 years for assaulting the pedo. looking at the online records, it seems she got 11 months for 1 count of violation of probation and the other count was dismissed.

The assault on the CO charge looks like it's going to circuit court. That carries up to 5 yrs.

If I understand this, that means she has 3 years and 11 months minus time served (about 9 months at this point) totaling roughly 38 months.

And then there is the assault on the CO charge which quite possibly/probably add even more time. Getting out early for good behavior seems unlikely for obvious reasons.

Is this about right?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: lizzie the witch ()
Date: June 25, 2017 09:54PM

Mo's Enduring Legacy Wrote:
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>
> Lizzie/Monique has more pages but make no mistake,
> Monique Wells was a made member of the Moreno
> Crime Family.

She's right where she belongs. Good riddance!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: 7ME8Q ()
Date: June 25, 2017 10:44PM

Casual Reader Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Can somebody give me the lowdown on lizzie's legal
> woes. I stopped following this freak show closely
> a while ago. I know, per a post from jimmyleggs,
> that she got 3 years for assaulting the pedo.
> looking at the online records, it seems she got 11
> months for 1 count of violation of probation and
> the other count was dismissed.
>
> The assault on the CO charge looks like it's going
> to circuit court. That carries up to 5 yrs.
>
> If I understand this, that means she has 3 years
> and 11 months minus time served (about 9 months at
> this point) totaling roughly 38 months.
>
> And then there is the assault on the CO charge
> which quite possibly/probably add even more time.
> Getting out early for good behavior seems unlikely
> for obvious reasons.
>
> Is this about right?

Depends. A judge could order all the sentences to be served concurrently. Also, worse prisoners than Lizzie have nevertheless been given the good behavior discount. So if both those questions work in Lizzie's favor, she will be out sooner rather than later. Otherwise it could be years. But keep in mind Lizzie is still a small fry in justice system relative to the major criminals, and females typically get a lot of slack in sentencing considerations.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: moistened toilet wipes ()
Date: June 26, 2017 12:52AM

7ME8Q Wrote:
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and females typically get a lot of slack in
> sentencing considerations.


It depends on the woman.
Mothers of underage children and pretty women are the ones who usually get the break...
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: PYBR MONDAY ()
Date: June 26, 2017 12:03PM

Get to it Miz...

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Convicted felon ()
Date: June 26, 2017 12:09PM

Monique is now a convicted felon, and will be twice a convicted felon after the assault on law enforcement trial.

This means she cannot vote, own firearms or ammunition, she will be prejudiced in job applications and apartment lease applications, student loans, small business loans, etc.

This is going to follow her for life, like Moreno's domestic violence conviction.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: poor little monquie ()
Date: June 26, 2017 05:08PM

no more #winning for lizzie. Ever.

But she did go out with a bang, busting miz's head.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Kick ass ()
Date: June 26, 2017 05:34PM

Convicted felon Wrote:
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> Monique is now a convicted felon, and will be
> twice a convicted felon after the assault on law
> enforcement trial.
>
> This means she cannot vote, own firearms or
> ammunition, she will be prejudiced in job
> applications and apartment lease applications,
> student loans, small business loans, etc.
>
> This is going to follow her for life, like
> Moreno's domestic violence conviction.

So out of the FFXU Fab Four, Megan and Monique are the ones with felonies. Even with all the insanity that has insued, William and Michael have only a misdemeanor or few at worst. It's strange to me that the pawns and sidekicks in this saga are the felons.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: very Karma Ka ()
Date: June 26, 2017 05:35PM

But I guess Liz can chalk it up to Karma, I don't think Karma liked the idea of her "Karma" tattoo. It was almost like a insult or a testing of the Karma, a tempting of providence

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Lizzie missed her chance ()
Date: June 26, 2017 05:48PM

Lizzie had the Morenos and David Trinnes by the balls when they conspired to send her those fraudulent bills. Lizzie was dealt a #winning hand there and she could have done some serious damage. Inexplicably she let the matter completely slide without taking any action.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: but she did take action ()
Date: June 26, 2017 06:04PM

she went and took a shit on miz's doorstep.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: not likely ()
Date: June 26, 2017 06:14PM

eesh is planning something.... Wrote:
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> loooooosers Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > Lest us not forget, eesh lost a $1mil suit
> against
> > the pedo.
> > At least when the dyke gets out in a few years
> she
> > won't be drowning in debt and she'll have the,
> > although unlikely, ability to get on her feet
> and
> > put it behind her.
> > Meanwhile, eesh will still carry an
> unsurmountable
> > debt and living his pathetic existence through
> > this website.
>
> I don't know, I foresee Miz and his dame running into financial woes and willing to settle with eesh for $100.00 in cold cash. Something like that. Maybe eesh negotiating to settle the debt for 50 bucks, money on the barrelhead, and muz okaying the deal

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: miz will settle for eesh's house ()
Date: June 26, 2017 06:43PM

He will live there with mo and tator. The police will be there every week, dealing with something or other.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: epicurious ()
Date: June 26, 2017 06:54PM

miz will settle for eesh's house Wrote:
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> He will live there with mo and tator. The police
> will be there every week, dealing with something
> or other.


He'll be lucky to get the ole outhouse in the back with the half moon window, Anyway miz is a passionate artist, they are bohemian and don't care about making money, like Meade, a sort of "Beatnik"

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: they can have Meade there, too! ()
Date: June 26, 2017 07:40PM

At some point, given his inability to get a paying gig, Meade will lose his house.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: LKAAM ()
Date: June 26, 2017 08:09PM

There will never be any "settlement" because the judgement is already uncollectable and will ultimately be vacated on appeal or discharged in bankruptcy. Poetic justice will occur when MIz blows another ton of money trying to fight that and bankrupts himself in the process.

Miz has been fantasizing about sleeping in eesh's house literally for years, but that is totally off the table because eesh is not the legal owner. Methinks Miz just wants eesh's dick in his greasy fat ass.
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: so, miz is attracted to eesh? ()
Date: June 26, 2017 10:25PM

And eesh is obsessed with black cock.

Sp, if miz put on a big black dildo, he and eesh could have a blast?

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