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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: no trays for gays ()
Date: March 07, 2017 08:03PM

mo jail time for her Wrote:
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> Ludwig Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > she had something similar Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Assuming your dinner was two bologna
> > sandwiches.
> > >
> > > I wonder if lizzie is losing weight. She got
> > > pretty fat when Chris tator-tot was taking
> her
> > out
> > > for Chinese every night.
> >
> >
> > No.....no bologna tonight. Once in a while a
> good
> > bologna sandwich with mustard is good. All
> German
> > bread, bologna and mustard.
>
>
>
> Mo gets her bologna sandwiches in a paper bag now,
> ever since she assaulted a guard with her dinner
> tray.
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: page 37! ()
Date: March 07, 2017 08:31PM

Best. Thread. Ever!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: baker ()
Date: March 07, 2017 10:40PM

I heard they only serve bleached white bread in jails.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: March 07, 2017 10:42PM

Page 37..............Yummy prison food!!!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: March 07, 2017 10:43PM

Do they get condiments in prison??

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: that gob of white shit ()
Date: March 07, 2017 10:50PM

- next to the bologna - might be a dollop of mayo.

Is anyone pen palling with lizzie? They could give us her first-hand report re: life behind bars. Or course, lizzie would lie and say she is ruling the cell and having a blast and making lots of influential new contacts.

More instructive would be if someone attended lizzie's trials. They could report on lizzie's current frame of mind. And you know, she might be just fine. The institutional setting, especially one with lots of supervision, is best for lizzie. But it's going to take some geting-used-to for her.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: the one and only lizzie ()
Date: March 08, 2017 11:17AM

Don't post about hambeast! Post about me! I'm coming back some day!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: #nutraloaf ()
Date: March 08, 2017 11:44AM

I want some fuckin Dino Nuggets!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Taste Testers ()
Date: March 08, 2017 12:19PM

#nutraloaf Wrote:
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> I want some fuckin Dino Nuggets!


Here's a YouTube video where some journalists give Nutraloaf a try. Needless to say, they didn't like it very much. If she was/is in solitary for her chimp out assaulting a guard she very well may have had to live off of that.

She likely would have lost a good amount of weight as a result. At least some good would have come from it.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLnjsMaZfOw

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Lizzie's Pumping Iron ()
Date: March 08, 2017 01:08PM

She's probably lifting like a beast, so the next shot at Miz will be the final.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: the jailhouse ()
Date: March 08, 2017 01:12PM

Never having been in jail or prison and with no plans to change that situation, I was nevertheless intrigued and did some research. Evidently there is a little store of some sort inside the jail where prisoners can buy underwear, toiletries, junk foods and candy. Each prisoner has an account that they use to purchase the junk foods with. That is what William Moreno means when he refers to putting "some money in your account" in his love letters to Monique.

The catch to this is that the jail automatically charges that account $2 per day to offset the cost of food and housing. If there is no money in the prisoner's account, a negative balance accumulates until a deposit is made and the funds are automatically subtracted from the balance. This means that Chris Tator and William Moreno will have to deposit more than $2 per day ($358 as of today) before Lizzie has the ability to buy junk food.

Maybe William was crying about eesh not paying the sanction because he is depending on it to pay Lizzie for her jail stay.
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Buh-Bye William ()
Date: March 08, 2017 01:17PM

Lizzie's Pumping Iron Wrote:
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> She's probably lifting like a beast, so the next
> shot at Miz will be the final.

Lizzie is going to come out with a blood lust for vengeance against anyone and everyone. Miz will hopefully be her first target.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: no lifting at ADC ()
Date: March 08, 2017 02:11PM

Buh-Bye William Wrote:
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> Lizzie's Pumping Iron Wrote:
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> > She's probably lifting like a beast, so the
> next
> > shot at Miz will be the final.
>
> Lizzie is going to come out with a blood lust for
> vengeance against anyone and everyone. Miz will
> hopefully be her first target.



They aren't allowed to lift weights (this is wise - who TF wants buff criminals? If they want exercise, let them break some rocks.)

Miz & Kris tatortot may be putting cash in lizzie's account. Miz proclaims to be done with lizzie, but I'm sure there's too strong of a co-dependency for him to actually cut her off.

It will indeed be interesting to break out the popcorn and observe lizzie's actions after she is cut loose. With her obsession on karma and revenge, she must be making her little plans....

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: our daily gif ()
Date: March 08, 2017 02:15PM

You know it's 2017 and this shit is still going on, you would think Lizzie would be writing a book while in jail to capitalize off this whole thing- or is it our posts are the book and we are just waiting on the ending to the movie? *hits blunt*


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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Is Miz Smarter than a..... ()
Date: March 08, 2017 03:05PM

I fucking love Miz's third grade handwriting and the statement "I always thought it was kinda normal for a man (used loosely) and his old-man to throw down once or twice in life..."

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: stabstabstabstabstab ()
Date: March 08, 2017 03:13PM

As others have stated, he is a murder-suicide waiting to happen.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Suicide by Provocation ()
Date: March 08, 2017 03:27PM

William Moreno has made at least four suicide attempts that have been documented here. Unfortunately he failed on each attempt. William's current strategy is to antagonize someone else -- such as eesh or TJ -- into doing the job for him. Miz would regard this a "victory" since whoever whacks him will go to jail for the deed.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: suicide by lizzie ()
Date: March 08, 2017 04:33PM

If, as others have claimed, the moronos are taking measures to see to it lizzie spends as much time in the can as possible, it will probably be lizzie who does the deed.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Miz is playing both sides ()
Date: March 08, 2017 04:44PM

suicide by lizzie Wrote:
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> If, as others have claimed, the moronos are taking
> measures to see to it lizzie spends as much time
> in the can as possible, it will probably be lizzie
> who does the deed.

The Morenos are probably playing both sides of the field. That is one of their known tactics. They are doing everything they can within the legal system to keep Lizzie locked up, but Miz is simultaneously sending her money and love letters to ensure he remains in her good graces when she eventually does get out. Miz doesn't want her to assault him again, and he needs her testimony for future legal battles in the eesh war.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: hje4w ()
Date: March 08, 2017 05:08PM

I don't see how William can play both sides. If the Morenos are paying to have all her hearing transcribed and William is showing up to court testifying against her it's clear whose side he's on. All the twinkies and love letter won't make up for the fact that lizzie will have spent over 9 months locked up by the time of her preliminary hearing in June for her assault on a CO.

lizzie still has, as she use to love pointing out to eesh, 56 more court dates to go before she, under the very best of circumstances, can hope to be out of jail. Under the worst of circumstances she could be looking at many, many years. lots of time for her to harbor a resentment against those she holds responsible for her situation.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: very good point ()
Date: March 08, 2017 05:15PM

If you cause someone to remain in jail, and then send them some funions while they're there, it probably doesn't make everything all right.

But eesh liz and miz all have so much co-dependent bullshit going on that while they can't live with each other, they can't live without each other.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: good,bad and ugly ()
Date: March 08, 2017 05:51PM

miz, eesh and liz feed off each other for mental sustenance. It is a complimentary relationship, a symbiosis almost. Yheors is a very caustic, perhaps dangerous version of "Mama"s Family" the old TV show. Surprised Meade is not involved

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Meade's involvement? ()
Date: March 08, 2017 07:25PM

At some point, our new President Donald Trump is going to want to properly reward Meade for composing and performing that inspiring 'Donald Trump' anthem.

Perhaps a nice federally-funded part time sinecure, teaching music therapy to jail inmates in the DC area.

So Meade can visit the various ADCs, teaching inmates to constructively work through their difficulties, fears, and grievances by making music.

He may ultimately work with eesh, liz, miz, AND meg, depending upon which jails are on his itinerary.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: March 08, 2017 07:37PM

I wonder if the fine people of Fairfax ADC celebrated International Women's Day???

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: what's lizzie's current gender? ()
Date: March 08, 2017 07:50PM

it's never been clear

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: March 08, 2017 08:13PM

what's lizzie's current gender? Wrote:
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> it's never been clear


Court records show "F".

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: VA Beach is scary at night ()
Date: March 08, 2017 08:31PM

Buh-Bye William Wrote:
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> Lizzie is going to come out with a blood lust for
> vengeance against anyone and everyone.




Yeah, and there's a 32 H&R Magnum prepared for a meeting with her forehead.



- Collector of obscure calibers

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Gender is graded ()
Date: March 08, 2017 08:34PM

Ludwig Wrote:
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> what's lizzie's current gender? Wrote:
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> > it's never been clear
>
>
> Court records show "F".




The F is for failure. She failed at being an identifiable gender.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: They don't know the gender ()
Date: March 08, 2017 09:44PM

Hell, it's not clear they've established the species.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: so, what IS lizzie's plan? ()
Date: March 08, 2017 11:34PM

After she gets out, assuming she doesn't go full-retard and come gunning for eesh and miz, what will she do?

Will she move back in with her parents? Will she find work? Will she return to FFU?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: March 08, 2017 11:48PM

so, what IS lizzie's plan? Wrote:
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> After she gets out, assuming she doesn't go
> full-retard and come gunning for eesh and miz,
> what will she do?
>
> Will she move back in with her parents? Will she
> find work? Will she return to FFU?


You are assuming that her family will have a home when she's released?? She has 2 count against her for the violation of the restraining order. How many years do people get for that?? Plus the attack on a jail employee. So maybe 3 years?? She might be out to vote for Kanye when he runs for president.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: CVwbX ()
Date: March 09, 2017 12:05AM

Ludwig Wrote:
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> She has 2 count against her
> for the violation of the restraining order. How
> many years do people get for that?? Plus the
> attack on a jail employee. So maybe 3 years??

She's facing 5-20 for malicious wounding, 1-5 for assaulting a CO, up to 1 year for brandishing a firearm, and 1 year for each of her charges that have been reopened have been reopened that she initially received 1 year each for. 11 months of each sentence was suspended for each of them.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: so, by the time she's out ()
Date: March 09, 2017 12:07AM

Barron Trump might be President?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Gerrytarded ()
Date: March 09, 2017 02:00AM

so, by the time she's out Wrote:
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> Barron Trump might be President?

Good luck Trumptard, Oprah and Tim Kaine will rule with Lizzie on their team!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 09, 2017 03:06AM

so, by the time she's out Wrote:
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> Barron Trump might be President?




That's all we need; an autistic President that keeps his calming fidgety toys by the nuclear launch codes.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 09, 2017 03:11AM

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Could be worse ()
Date: March 09, 2017 09:04AM

eesh Wrote:
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> so, by the time she's out Wrote:
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> > Barron Trump might be President?
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>
>
>
> That's all we need; an autistic President that
> keeps his calming fidgety toys by the nuclear
> launch codes.


We could elect a 35 year old uneducated unemployable internet stalking loser asshole with multiple protective orders, multiple arrests, multiple criminal charges, multiple civil suits, who has multiple court dates in multiple jurisdictions.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Miz for Prez ()
Date: March 09, 2017 09:10AM

Could be worse Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> > so, by the time she's out Wrote:
> >
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> > -----
> > > Barron Trump might be President?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > That's all we need; an autistic President that
> > keeps his calming fidgety toys by the nuclear
> > launch codes.
>
>
> We could elect a 35 year old uneducated
> unemployable internet stalking loser asshole with
> multiple protective orders, multiple arrests,
> multiple criminal charges, multiple civil suits,
> who has multiple court dates in multiple
> jurisdictions.

You mean William Moreno? The lawsuits are his hobby and a way for him to bond with his mother when the two of them are not busy with their incestuous sodomy.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: lizzie attacked miz LOL! ()
Date: March 09, 2017 11:48AM

Lizze was miz's only friend in the world, and she busted his head open! this represents a yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge defeat for miz!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Center 4 Cartoon Studies ()
Date: March 09, 2017 12:00PM

lizzie attacked miz LOL! Wrote:
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> Lizze was miz's only friend in the world, and she
> busted his head open! this represents a
> yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge defeat for miz!


It was also his only ticket to losing his virginity. Now all he has to show for his time with Monique is a bill from Inova and a scar on his bald spot.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: William and Chris ()
Date: March 09, 2017 12:09PM

Miz still has his pedo buddy Tator "Tots", Christopher Tator. It is nearly certain that Chris, being a convicted kiddie diddler, took it up the pooper when he was in prison. We really don't know for sure that Miz is a "bottom" as far as his sexual interactions with men; it's possible Miz could lose his virginity with Chris.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Changed name 2 Ryan ()
Date: March 09, 2017 12:22PM

Chris needs fat acceptance.
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Shadow Dancing ()
Date: March 09, 2017 02:53PM

Changed name 2 Ryan Wrote:
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> Chris needs fat acceptance.

^^^^^^^^^^^This Guy, Chris, and Miz aint HIDING from anybody....

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: the FFU Fatties club ()
Date: March 09, 2017 04:58PM

EeshLizMizmegchrisMeadeGawdknowswhoelse.

I bet Gerry's a tub of lard....

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: stfu miz ()
Date: March 09, 2017 09:04PM

Could be worse Wrote:
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> We could elect a 35 year old uneducated
> unemployable internet stalking loser asshole with
> multiple protective orders, multiple arrests,
> multiple criminal charges, multiple civil suits,
> who has multiple court dates in multiple
> jurisdictions.


We could elect a 35 year old uneducated father-stabbing
> unemployable internet stalking loser pedo with
> multiple arrests, multiple criminal charges, and an embarassing YouTube vid by his own monkeyfriend.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 09, 2017 09:46PM

The warden threw a party in the county jail.
The prison band was there and they began to wail.
The band was jumpin' and the joint began to swing.
You should've heard those knocked out jailbirds sing.

Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.

Spider Murphy played the tenor saxophone,
Little Joe was blowin' on the slide trombone.
The drummer boy from Illinois went crash, boom, bang,
The whole rhythm section was the Purple Gang.

Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.

Number forty-seven said to number three:
"You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see.
I sure would be delighted with your company,
Come on and do the Jailhouse Rock with me."

Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.

The sad sack was a sittin' on a block of stone
Way over in the corner weepin' all alone.
The warden said, "Hey, buddy, don't you be no square.
If you can't find a partner use a wooden chair."

Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.

Shifty Henry said to Bugs, "For Heaven's sake,
No one's lookin', now's our chance to make a break."
Bugsy turned to Shifty and he said, "Nix nix,
I wanna stick around a while and get my kicks."

Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock...

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: FFU jailhouse rock ()
Date: March 09, 2017 09:56PM

eesh Wrote:
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>
> Michaal Basl played the tenor saxophone,
> Little Miz was blowin' on the slide trombone.
> The drummin' little monkey made our ears nearly bleed
> And Megan sang along with the keyman Meade
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: FFU jailhouse rock ()
Date: March 09, 2017 09:56PM

eesh Wrote:
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>
> Michaal Basl played the tenor saxophone,
> Little Miz was blowin' on the slide trombone.
> The drummin' little monkey made our ears nearly bleed
> And Megan sang along with the keyman Meade
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: back to what lizzie will do ()
Date: March 10, 2017 12:16AM

Will FFU still exist when she gets out?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: It the TMOS thead...... ()
Date: March 10, 2017 05:00AM

If the fucking TMOS thead goes above this thead one. more . mother. fucking. time. Fuck knows what I will do.

As cary stated AGES ago, TMOS is over. Done. History. ANCIENT HISTORY.

Lizzie is living history. Living FFU history.

This thead must prevail.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Miz-Send Mo $ ()
Date: March 10, 2017 09:42AM

yo little black boyfriend needs sum snaks MUTHAFUCKA!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Rampaging Miz ()
Date: March 10, 2017 01:46PM

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Lizzie reaches 6-month milestone ()
Date: March 10, 2017 04:45PM

Tomorrow is her anniversary! Join me in congratulating her!


What does jail cost? How much does daily incarceration at the Fairfax County ADC cost?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: sheeeeeet ()
Date: March 10, 2017 04:57PM

FFU jailhouse rock Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> >
> >
> > Michaal Basl played the tenor saxophone,
> > Little Miz was blowin' on the slide trombone.
> > The drummin' little monkey made our ears nearly
> bleed
> > And Megan sang along with the keyman Meade
> >

Michael Basil played the skin flute!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: almost lights out tme ()
Date: March 10, 2017 07:41PM

Congrats on your six month anniversary lizzie!
We knew you could do it!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: March 10, 2017 07:52PM

It's going to be cold the nest couple of days. Is it going to be cold in the jail??

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Lizzie. ()
Date: March 10, 2017 07:58PM

almost lights out tme Wrote:
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> Congrats on your six month anniversary lizzie!
> We knew you could do it!


Blow me bitches.

#winning
#mizisapedo
#eeshismybitch
#caantastesgreatlessfilling
#katieismycuck

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Making yeast ()
Date: March 10, 2017 07:59PM

Does she shower every day?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: I think they get 2 showers/week ()
Date: March 10, 2017 08:16PM

Of course, in addition to scheduled showers, I suspect she gets sprayed with a hose after any poo-flinging episode.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: there are no seasons in jail ()
Date: March 10, 2017 11:24PM

Ludwig Wrote:
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> It's going to be cold the nest couple of days. Is
> it going to be cold in the jail??


no day or night. Nothing. It is a strange world lizzie now inhabits....

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: j cole ()
Date: March 11, 2017 04:33AM

For all my niggas doin' time man up in prison
Thought you had to resort to crime man fuck the system
We raisin' babies up in hades where it ain't' no hope
Ain't no fathers don't take no scholarship to slang no dope
Politicians hollerin' bout' problems but I ain't gon' vote
He talk bout change still we floatin' in the same ol' boat
So tell me how I'm suppose to feel when the president spoke
When he ain't neva had to struggle ain't neva been broke
Ain't even roll through the ghetto ain't neva been close

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: 30,000 views! ()
Date: March 11, 2017 04:54AM

lizzie is a popular topic!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Friends in high places ()
Date: March 11, 2017 06:12AM

All of y'all talking shit about Monique, she's got friends on the outside that can make everyone of you disappear.
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: high place ()
Date: March 11, 2017 07:31AM

Aight look.

Rapping for lizzie till she gets out of jail, nigga you know I'm down to pay yo bail. These Co's and judges all up on you, they don't know the tale. They don't know what it's like to fail, what it is to be frail. To be put in a cage and the motherfucking sadness it entails. Stay strong baby girl you be out soon, and there aint a single motherfucker who doubts you. You beautiful girl, they all see it. That's why the world wanna keep you down kid, cuz they can't beat it. We both believe in karma, but the pendulum swings both ways. Keep yo head up nigga, you headed for some brighter days.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Liz Miz Crime Duo ()
Date: March 11, 2017 09:22AM

Miz misses his little black boyfriend...

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: She blew her chance. ()
Date: March 11, 2017 11:18AM

Lizzie should have gotten Gerry Connolly to ask Obama to pardon her before he left office. That was

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: lizzie's six day anniversary ()
Date: March 11, 2017 12:49PM

They should put a candle on her nutraloaf.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: shit! MONTH! ()
Date: March 11, 2017 12:56PM

It's her six MONTH anniversary! Half a year in jail. An accomplishment.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Lizzie the Legend ()
Date: March 11, 2017 01:20PM

Still #winning!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: the gif saga continues ()
Date: March 11, 2017 02:55PM

Lizzie the Legend Wrote:
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> Still #winning!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: liz says ()
Date: March 11, 2017 02:59PM

"Whatever don't kill me, only serves to make me stronger".... 'Still winning'

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: #karma ()
Date: March 11, 2017 03:01PM

I'se gunna fuck that fat fuck Miz up.....

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: mo will be completely reformed ()
Date: March 11, 2017 03:12PM

No more life of crime for her! No more chimpouts! She will leave the sordid world of FFU completely behind her, and embark into responsible, well-adjusted adulthood.

I am certain that she is already charting out her pathway to post-incarceration success.

Let's all give lizzie our best hopes and prayers!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: bump any damn thread ()
Date: March 11, 2017 04:25PM

that isn't about Meade skelton

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Shit. It IS miz.... ()
Date: March 11, 2017 04:41PM

His fucking meds aren't working today.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: March 11, 2017 05:23PM

Bump to be above Meade posts...........

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: and now he's doing basl posts ()
Date: March 11, 2017 05:43PM

miz, you really invite hatred upon yourself. All the bad shit that's happened to you because of this site, and you keep coming back and teasing the cobra. Will you for fuck sake find a good mental counselor? And ask your doctor what meds actually work, because the 25 meds you're currently taking are just making you worse.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: and now it's morono posts ()
Date: March 11, 2017 05:46PM

Guys, go have some fun on the DCUM site

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Miz aint had no MO ()
Date: March 11, 2017 05:47PM

Never will fat fucking pedo enabler

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Mo hates miz ()
Date: March 11, 2017 06:21PM

She humiliated him by posting all his emails, texts, phone messages, and pics of his filthy apartment and his med collection on FFU. Then she wrote that rap song about him. And then, as her final act, she busted his head open. She owned miz.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Miz is Owned ()
Date: March 11, 2017 07:48PM

Mo hates miz Wrote:
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> She humiliated him by posting all his emails,
> texts, phone messages, and pics of his filthy
> apartment and his med collection on FFU. Then she
> wrote that rap song about him. And then, as her
> final act, she busted his head open. She owned
> miz.

And yet he still pines for her...

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: he will be waiting for her ()
Date: March 11, 2017 09:02PM

I bet he's even tied a yellow ribbon around a tree in his yard.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: lizzie gave up driving for Lent ()
Date: March 11, 2017 11:29PM

lizie is very pious

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Everybody hates Miz ()
Date: March 12, 2017 12:30PM

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: March 12, 2017 01:15PM

lizzie gave up driving for Lent Wrote:
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> lizie is very pious


Saint Monique????

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 12, 2017 01:55PM

Ludwig Wrote:
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> lizzie gave up driving for Lent Wrote:
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> -----
> > lizie is very pious
>
>
> Saint Monique????
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Saint Monique indeed ()
Date: March 12, 2017 03:40PM

Or colloquially, 'Saint lizzie'.

Paying her penance as we speak.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: give credit ()
Date: March 12, 2017 06:55PM

Hey, she's paying her dues with righteous determination. Give her credit for heroism she showed. Could the other two from the unholy three do the same?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh's penance ()
Date: March 12, 2017 07:14PM

takes the form of indentured servitude to miz.

miz will perform his penance in an insane asylum.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh's penance ()
Date: March 12, 2017 07:14PM

takes the form of indentured servitude to miz.

miz will perform his penance in an insane asylum.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: 7vtXb ()
Date: March 12, 2017 07:19PM

Miz needs a lobotomy. Or preferably a euthanization.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: electro shock therapy ()
Date: March 12, 2017 07:31PM

If anyone gets a lobotomy, I suspect it will be lizzie. Her behavior is becoming consistently more violent, to the point that it is assured that she willl either kill somebody or BE killed.

They will have to remove part of her brain to keep her alive and out of trouble.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: PYBR bump ()
Date: March 12, 2017 11:24PM

Because I am still annoyed by miz's spazzout last night...

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: ADC inmates to shovel snow ()
Date: March 12, 2017 11:29PM

They will be marched out in their orange uniforms and given snow shovels.
It will be lizzie's first excursion outside of the jail since she returned from the nut hut.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Shotgun... shoot'em'foreherunnow ()
Date: March 12, 2017 11:34PM

ADC inmates to shovel snow Wrote:
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> They will be marched out in their orange uniforms
> and given snow shovels.
> It will be lizzie's first excursion outside of the
> jail since she returned from the nut hut.


Hope she makes a run for it.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Smashing Miz Tator ()
Date: March 13, 2017 10:44AM

Lizzie on the Run...a new Movie...On her way to kill Miz and Tator.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: March 13, 2017 02:31PM

Cool Hand Lizzie

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Thats The Sound O the Mo, Workin ()
Date: March 13, 2017 02:40PM

Ludwig Wrote:
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> Cool Hand Lizzie


^^^I Like it...You KNOW she could scarf them eggs.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: March 13, 2017 03:23PM

Thats The Sound O the Mo, Workin Wrote:
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> Ludwig Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Cool Hand Lizzie
>
>
> ^^^I Like it...You KNOW she could scarf them eggs.

Jumbo 50 Egg Coolhand Luke Challenge vs Wreckless Eating
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnYSnuUcxwk


50 Jumbo Egg Cool Hand Luke Challenge *Vomit Alert*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3P_p5yNpEg

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: March 13, 2017 03:26PM

Did Matt vomit off camera???

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