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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: March 02, 2017 05:03PM

And here we have page 36..........

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Page 36 indeed! ()
Date: March 02, 2017 05:52PM

This is a pretty good thread!

It rivals the TMOS thread in staying power, yet is much richer in useful information. If I had to guess, I'd say the collective IQ of posters in this thread is just a touch higher than for the forum in general. And, because lizzie's legal trials and tribulations promise to go on for years, it will never want for new material.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: #Chimpout ()
Date: March 02, 2017 07:04PM

I will be back

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: never compare with ()
Date: March 02, 2017 07:17PM

Page 36 indeed! Wrote:
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> This is a pretty good thread!
>
> It rivals the TMOS thread in staying power, yet is
> much richer in useful information. If I had to
> guess, I'd say the collective IQ of posters in
> this thread is just a touch higher than for the
> forum in general. And, because lizzie's legal
> trials and tribulations promise to go on for
> years, it will never want for new material.


This thread will never compare with the legendary "After dark" thread that was inspired and created by a young Mr Misery many moons ago. It lacks the touch that helped elevate the Miz to a genius level.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: stfu miz ()
Date: March 02, 2017 07:29PM

never compare with Wrote:

>
>
> This thread will never compare with the legendary
> "After dark" thread that was inspired and created
> by a young Mr Misery many moons ago. It lacks the neuroticism, pedophilia, whining need for attention, and sociopathology that made Miz the most hated person on this forum.


There. Fixed it for you.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Genius Level ()
Date: March 02, 2017 09:32PM

Apparently this thread needs more conversation about William Moreno aka Mr Misery having anal sex with his mother, Sharon K. Moreno.


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William Robert Moreno
so, anybody here ever fuck their mom up her ass? Am I the only one?
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/484700/636757.html#msg-636757

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William Robert Moreno
what, no one wants to talk about fucking their mother?
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/484700/636762.html#msg-636762
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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: those were happy days for miz ()
Date: March 02, 2017 09:48PM

He thought he was actually cultivating a fan base. Finally, his creative talents were being recognized by an audience!

Unfortunately, the only folks really paying attention were eesh, who would go on to ruin miz's life (as miz himself mourned in the WaPo article), cary (who banned miz), and the manic monkey Mo (who merely saw miz as a source for prescrip drugs and money and a tool for getting back at eesh.)

But what IS funny, is how, after the WaPo article, God-only-knows how many people came to FU to see what the fuss was about, and read miz's posts about fucking his mother. What did the moronso' neighbors think? Or Sharon's coworkers? Or the dudes in tootguy's band? Or the extended morono family? They all read miz's screeds about baby rape, maternal anal sex, 9-11* celebrations, and happiness over dead servicemen.




*9/11 now has a new significance for you, doesn't it miz?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: so tell us , miz! ()
Date: March 03, 2017 12:20AM

When your parents first saw the offending posts that brought eesh's wrath down upon you, what did they think? I bet tootguy did not say "Hee-hee son! You and your dark humor!" How did he react? How did Sharon react? Also, are those posts the reason your brother hates you? Or had you already given himi enough reasons?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Miz's Family must be proud ()
Date: March 03, 2017 10:00AM

Who thinks that shit is "funny"? Really, who? What a fucking wack job.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: nobody. nobody at all ()
Date: March 03, 2017 10:15AM

Miz's Family must be proud Wrote:
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> Who thinks that shit is "funny"? Really, who? What
> a fucking wack job.


This is the dumb motherfucker who thought posting 'I will shit on Louise Basl's grave' 5000 times was funny. No comedic talent. None.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: megan fired her attorney! ()
Date: March 03, 2017 12:49PM

When does miz follow suit?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: March 03, 2017 01:19PM

Will Miz and Lizzie sing a duet of us when she's finally released?????


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nb9jJg_wIU

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: the only singing they'll do ()
Date: March 03, 2017 03:21PM

Is to the police, each fingering the other one for anything they can think of in o order to keep themself out of jail.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: funnyaa ()
Date: March 03, 2017 04:19PM

Miz did have a substantial fan base, many folks tuned into this site, after a hard day at work or school, for a laugh from Miz. That is the commotion, Miz relegated eesh to a "helper's" position, eesh resented that after being the "man" here prior to Miz.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 03, 2017 05:36PM

Anyone else enjoying this March weather? All my daffodils are blooming and the fescue looks like a high pile carpet.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Lizzie Rap Fan ()
Date: March 03, 2017 06:32PM

When mah nigga gettin outs?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: let's be clear about this ()
Date: March 03, 2017 06:38PM

funnyaa Wrote:
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> Miz did have a substantial AUDIENCE; many folks
> tuned into this site, after a hard day at work or
> school, for a laugh AT Miz.

FIFY

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: hey miz! ()
Date: March 03, 2017 07:20PM

I see you're doing some posting today - get fired form your job already?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Instagram Illustrator ()
Date: March 03, 2017 07:24PM

hey miz! Wrote:
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> I see you're doing some posting today - get fired
> form your job already?



He's a freelance illustrator on Instagram. He makes his own schedule, and gets paid a seven figure salary to make people happy with his drawings.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: That's rich ()
Date: March 03, 2017 07:36PM

If i were zonked out on ecstasy miz's shitty drawings wouldn't make me happy.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Francis Raven ()
Date: March 03, 2017 07:52PM

That's rich Wrote:
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> If i were zonked out on ecstasy miz's shitty
> drawings wouldn't make me happy.




This drawing made its way into Magic Bullet Comics. It made someone happy.
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Magic Bullet Comics Francis Raven.jpg

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Magic Bullet Comics??? ()
Date: March 03, 2017 08:18PM

Francis Raven Wrote:
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> That's rich Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > If i were zonked out on ecstasy miz's shitty
> > drawings wouldn't make me happy.
>
>
>
>
> This drawing made its way into Magic Bullet
> Comics. It made someone happy.

never heard of it....

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: 9DtwH ()
Date: March 03, 2017 08:27PM

Performing is hyphenated incorrectly.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: miz is active tonight ()
Date: March 03, 2017 10:08PM

Jesus tapdancing Christ, morono, you had every chance to leave this forum, and kept coming back, earning eesh's ire. You still haven't learned a fucking thing. You ARE NOT WANTED here. You will NEVER be respected, or even accepted, here. You have turned yourself into little more than a humiliating internet meme.

I wish your parent would just cut their losses, and stop feeding you. Is that what the lawsuit is about? You hope you'll get enough money to tide you over after they die? Because your siblings beyond any shadow of a doubt are NOT going to support you, or even have any contact with you.

We re all rooting for your impending suicide.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: PYBR bump ()
Date: March 04, 2017 12:08AM

'Cause, miz aint taking the hint, and lizzie isn't here to bop him.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: #Chimpout ()
Date: March 04, 2017 01:15PM

When Ise out Ise gunna reely fuck dat boi up!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: why was miz spazzing out? ()
Date: March 04, 2017 01:40PM

He was quite for a few days, and then yesterday he was foaming at the mouth.

Is he manic-depressive, or do his meds have something to do with it?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Monthly Legal Bill ()
Date: March 04, 2017 01:48PM

Perhaps the Morenos received another invoice from the Leiser Law Firm, which sparked another domestic disturbance at 713 Riverview Court.
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Phillip Ben Zion Leiser Attorney Lawyer Karen Leiser David Trinnes.jpg
David Trinnes blackmail-teenage.jpg

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: March 04, 2017 02:00PM

why was miz spazzing out? Wrote:
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> He was quite for a few days, and then yesterday he
> was foaming at the mouth.
>
> Is he manic-depressive, or do his meds have
> something to do with it?


Violent mood swings????

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: I thin the parents are a factor ()
Date: March 04, 2017 02:17PM

You KNOW they fight a lot in that household. I suspect a no-holds-barred family battle is good for at least 100 mouth-foaming posts from miz. (Assuming he doesn't stab tootguy and end up back in the slam.)


Stabstabstabstabstab!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: tootguy drooling in wheelchair ()
Date: March 04, 2017 04:08PM

Monthly Legal Bill Wrote:
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> Perhaps the Morenos received another invoice from
> the Leiser Law Firm, which sparked another
> domestic disturbance at 713 Riverview Court.



Isn't it sad that the patriarch of the Moreno Crime Family is on death's door yet they continue their frivolous legal battles?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: what's really sad ()
Date: March 04, 2017 04:49PM

What's really sad is that this drama with his son and the other FFU Fantastic Four is pretty much what's probably killing him.

Having miz has taken at least twenty years off his life.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Stab Daddie ()
Date: March 04, 2017 04:50PM

Now you can finish him off, Miz...You fucking waste of fat flesh.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: I'll give miz this... ()
Date: March 04, 2017 05:07PM

He provides material for this forum in between lizzie's court dates.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Why $1.4 million, you ask? ()
Date: March 04, 2017 08:03PM

https://www.franchisehelp.com/franchises/chuck-e-cheeses/


...The total investment to open and operate a Chuck E. Cheeseā€™s franchise location ranges from $1.17 million to $1.83 million, with liquid assets available of at least $800,000 per unit......


Miz kind of averaged out what it would cost to own his own chuck-e-cheese establishment. His idea of paradise!

So, in roughly 5,000 years, eesh will have paid him enough money to make his dream come true.

Then, six weeks later, miz will be arrested for you-know-what, face criminal charges and lawsuits both from the victims and from chuck-e-cheese corporate, and lose the place.

So, eesh is going to toil for 5,000 years so miz can live the dream for six weeks and then go to jail.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: wUhNC ()
Date: March 04, 2017 09:50PM

miz is active tonight Wrote:
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> You ARE NOT WANTED here. You will
> NEVER be respected, or even accepted, here. You
> have turned yourself into little more than a
> humiliating internet meme.


Misery has never been concerned with being a loved and respected persona on this site, he just wants to be able to be allowed to shit all over the forum.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: oh, he wants recognition ()
Date: March 04, 2017 10:17PM

In his false thrid-person posts, he often rhapsodizes about how well-repsected miz once was on this site.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: 4mWjE ()
Date: March 05, 2017 09:30AM

Magic Bullet Comics??? Wrote:
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> Francis Raven Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That's rich Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > If i were zonked out on ecstasy miz's shitty
> > > drawings wouldn't make me happy.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > This drawing made its way into Magic Bullet
> > Comics. It made someone happy.
>
> never heard of it....

Neither has anyone else, outside of DC. It's a free publication - you get what you pay for.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Void Union ()
Date: March 05, 2017 09:48AM

I think it's established that Moreno is a wannabe. He rips off Robert Crumb and he thinks his autism makes him creative. I wonder what all his Instagram friends would think if someone messaged them en masse Moreno's domestic violence conviction and baby raping posts?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Miz=art hack ()
Date: March 05, 2017 12:26PM

Void Union Wrote:
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> I think it's established that Moreno is a wannabe.
> He rips off Robert Crumb and he thinks his autism
> makes him creative. I wonder what all his
> Instagram friends would think if someone messaged
> them en masse Moreno's domestic violence
> conviction and baby raping posts?

I think that should be done...

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: the company he keeps ()
Date: March 05, 2017 12:45PM

Let them know William Moreno was also living with and harboring a convicted Felon child molester, Chris Tator.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Lizzie had Miz in Stiches ()
Date: March 05, 2017 12:59PM

HAHAHA! 10 fucking stitches in the mongoloid's head.....I bet she can't wait to see MIZ again.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: miz rips art off ()
Date: March 05, 2017 01:02PM

So, I fuck with HIS art.
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mizpaints.bmp

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: wow. ()
Date: March 05, 2017 01:06PM

you took the time to write all that.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: It took about five minutes ()
Date: March 05, 2017 01:12PM

It's easy to spew out miz's spastic thoughts
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pybrangst1.JPG

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Day 176 bump! ()
Date: March 05, 2017 04:40PM

Having completed 175 days lizzie is now having supper on her 176th day in lockup. wonder what she's having for Sunday Dinner?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Little WillieWillie won't see Mo ()
Date: March 05, 2017 06:32PM

Day 176 bump! Wrote:
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> Having completed 175 days lizzie is now having
> supper on her 176th day in lockup. wonder what
> she's having for Sunday Dinner?


Holy SHit!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: must be more to the story ()
Date: March 05, 2017 06:36PM

So much for the right to a speedy trial. There is something else going on here, perhaps the judges know her and know all the shit she did that she hasn't even been charged with but deserves to be in jail for.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: pretty simple story ()
Date: March 05, 2017 07:49PM

Lizzie had nearly two years' worth of suspended sentences hanging over her head when she was arrested, so they might as well keep her in lockup to start serving all that time.

As to a trial for the latest chimpout(s), I'm sure the prosecutor is right skippy ready to file charges, but lizzie is trying to figure out a way to beat the rap, so keeps asking to have the case continued.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 06, 2017 04:55AM

America's Worst Female Prisons Full - Documenatry & Discovery HD Channel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_iYE4TBaFg

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: pg 36 am bump ()
Date: March 06, 2017 07:20AM

We all laughing at day 175 like


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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: InciDENTly ()
Date: March 06, 2017 11:47AM

Wheys my snax, BITCH

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: no snacks ()
Date: March 06, 2017 02:59PM

Only nutraloaf for lizzie. Maybe she'll lose some weight.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Miz-Send Mo $ ()
Date: March 06, 2017 04:12PM

Da bitch needs sum hohos...

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: is she getting fatter? ()
Date: March 06, 2017 05:20PM

She mutated from a little boy to a gorilla rather quickly.
That's why miz no longer likes her - he preferred the 'little boy' look.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: No Magilla ()
Date: March 06, 2017 05:25PM

Plus that "gorilla" fucked him up good...10 stitches.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: not a little boy anymore ()
Date: March 06, 2017 05:38PM

Lizzie might make a good exhibit at the Washington Zoo, but would have to be enclosed with glass walls so she/he/it couldn't pelt zoo goers with poo.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: remember this, it will serve you ()
Date: March 06, 2017 05:50PM

Day 176 bump! Wrote:
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> Having completed 175 days lizzie is now having
> supper on her 176th day in lockup. wonder what
> she's having for Sunday Dinner?


If you can't do the time; then don't do the crime........remember liz, you are in jail........not Yale.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Word.. ()
Date: March 06, 2017 05:55PM

remember this, it will serve you Wrote:
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> Day 176 bump! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Having completed 175 days lizzie is now having
> > supper on her 176th day in lockup. wonder what
> > she's having for Sunday Dinner?
>
>
> If you can't do the time; then don't do the
> crime........remember liz, you are in
> jail........not Yale.

Fucking profound...

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: might not be profound ()
Date: March 06, 2017 06:08PM

But it's pretty much all lizzie has to think about for the next couple of years.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: should have realized it by now ()
Date: March 06, 2017 06:21PM

Word.. Wrote:
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> remember this, it will serve you Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Day 176 bump! Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Having completed 175 days lizzie is now
> having
> > > supper on her 176th day in lockup. wonder
> what
> > > she's having for Sunday Dinner?
> >
> >
> > If you can't do the time; then don't do the
> > crime........remember liz, you are in
> > jail........not Yale.
>
> Fucking profound...


The television show "Baretta" back in the 1970s, Sammy Davis Jr used to sing in the intro: "If you can't do the crime than don't do the crime"

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: tWFeV ()
Date: March 06, 2017 06:49PM

should have realized it by now Wrote:
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> back in the 1970s,
> Sammy Davis Jr used to sing in the intro: "If you
> can't do the crime than don't do the crime"






Google searching the phase "If you can't do the crime than don't do the crime" brings me to 1 result and 1 result only.

It never ceases to amaze me just how fast Google indexes things posted on this site. That post is less than a half hour old.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: a better rhyme for lizzie ()
Date: March 06, 2017 07:54PM

If you keep flinging poo,
you'll be sent to the zoo

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: green nutraloaf for St Patty's ()
Date: March 06, 2017 08:19PM

Does the ADC ever do anything festive for holidays?

For instance, they could dye the nutraloaf green in honor of St Patrick's Day. I think lizzie would like that.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: March 06, 2017 08:43PM

green nutraloaf for St Patty's Wrote:
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> For instance, they could dye the nutraloaf green
> in honor of St Patrick's Day. I think lizzie would
> like that.





Her poo would be green, and we can't have radioactive looking poo being thrown with reckless abandon.



Arby's has a similar shake to Mcdonald's Shamrock Shake......so good!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: is she still flinging poo? ()
Date: March 06, 2017 08:47PM

I would've thought the corrections personnel would have beaten that habit out of her by now.

Remember how she was charged with assault on a corrections officer?
I suspect the incident involved poo-flinging.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: eesh, write to lizzie! ()
Date: March 06, 2017 10:38PM

We all want to hear how she's doing in the Big House.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: March 06, 2017 10:42PM

should have realized it by now Wrote:
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> Word.. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > remember this, it will serve you Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Day 176 bump! Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Having completed 175 days lizzie is now
> > having
> > > > supper on her 176th day in lockup. wonder
> > what
> > > > she's having for Sunday Dinner?
> > >
> > >
> > > If you can't do the time; then don't do the
> > > crime........remember liz, you are in
> > > jail........not Yale.
> >
> > Fucking profound...
>
>
> The television show "Baretta" back in the 1970s,
> Sammy Davis Jr used to sing in the intro: "If you
> can't do the crime than don't do the crime"


No clue that was Sammy!!! Had to look it up.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: approaching 6 months ()
Date: March 06, 2017 10:42PM

In fa few more days Lizzie will have spent half a year in jail. Half of an entire year.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: half a year! ()
Date: March 06, 2017 10:52PM

To think, lizzie laughed and laughed and laughed at eesh for spending ONE month in jail! Karma indeed!

Andhte really great thing is, lizzie KNOWS we're all on FFU, laughing at her plight, and theres NOTHING she can do to reposnd.

Oh well, I look very forard to the spin she'll put on things when she finally gets out.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: 3K6Pt ()
Date: March 06, 2017 10:58PM

When she does eventually get out, will she bother to pause and give us her spin, or will she make a beeline to assassinate the fat fuck William Moreno who left her to rot in jail?

Personally I'd be happy if she just went straight to Sterling. She could tell her tales on the witness stand of her murder trial, and we could read the transcripts posted here later. Perhaps Joanna could step in to post the court documents for us after Miz's demise. Maybe Joanna will lose weight and marry eesh.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Joanna marry eesh? ()
Date: March 06, 2017 11:03PM

Now THAT would be an awkward ceremony, as sharon and tootguy do not like eesh.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: JJNum ()
Date: March 06, 2017 11:10PM

Sharon didn't like Lizzie either, and tootguy won't be around much longer.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: FvLHD ()
Date: March 06, 2017 11:14PM

According to Miz, Joanna had a crush on eesh and she even did some sort of striptease for him in her window. Miz himself was attracted to eesh before the war started

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: so when eesh flooded the basemen ()
Date: March 06, 2017 11:23PM

It wasn't harassment. It was just his fucked-up way of flirting with Joanna!

I'd really laugh if the two got married and then MOVED IN with the parents. Imagine eesh being in the bedroom next to miz's!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Dr. Bob Helpinstall ()
Date: March 06, 2017 11:27PM

Secretly William Moreno lusts after his own sister. He has fantasized about Joanna but he tries to bury the urge and not even give voice to that temptation.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: maybe not secretly ()
Date: March 06, 2017 11:28PM

I believe that was the ONE TIME the morono parents actually disciplined their son. When he began asking Joanna for sex. (He was sixteen, she was ten.)

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: after the wedding ()
Date: March 06, 2017 11:48PM

I bet Joanna is harboring a secret or two...
When she gets married (to eesh or whoever) she will eventually snitch on William.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: we shouldn't pick on joanna ()
Date: March 06, 2017 11:51PM

Number one, she never did anything to piss us off.
Number two, she had to grow up sleeping in a bedroom next to miz. She probably had to share a bathroom with him! Sit next to him at breakfast and dinner EVERY NIGHT! Jesus keerist, this chick has paid her dues! Leave her alone!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: MJ9pT ()
Date: March 06, 2017 11:53PM

after the wedding Wrote:
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> I bet Joanna is harboring a secret or two...
> When she gets married (to eesh or whoever) she
> will eventually snitch on William.

^^ That's not picking on her. Hell, Joanna is a victim of her brother's squandering of their family funds as well as the likely sexual overtures.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Miz jiz ()
Date: March 06, 2017 11:56PM

maybe not secretly Wrote:
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> I believe that was the ONE TIME the morono parents
> actually disciplined their son. When he began
> asking Joanna for sex. (He was sixteen, she was
> ten.)


Was that before or after they had sex?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: MjTdb ()
Date: March 06, 2017 11:59PM

we shouldn't pick on joanna Wrote:
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> Number one, she never did anything to piss us
> off.
> Number two, she had to grow up sleeping in a
> bedroom next to miz. She probably had to share a
> bathroom with him! Sit next to him at breakfast
> and dinner EVERY NIGHT! Jesus keerist, this chick
> has paid her dues! Leave her alone!


I'm more or less in agreement with that. Joanna and the other brother (Andrew?) never had anything to do with this site and probably think William is just as disgusting as we do. Attacking people who never posted here just to get at somebody we don't like lowers us to the level of eesh/miz/liz.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: that explains the mother-fucking ()
Date: March 07, 2017 12:00AM

Maybe that was why Sharon started having sex with William, as a form of protection to keep him away from Joanna.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: ecjut ()
Date: March 07, 2017 12:03AM

MjTdb Wrote:
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>
> I'm more or less in agreement with that. Joanna
> and the other brother (Andrew?) never had anything
> to do with this site and probably think William is
> just as disgusting as we do. Attacking people who
> never posted here just to get at somebody we don't
> like lowers us to the level of eesh/miz/liz.


Collateral damage sometimes is unavoidable in war.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: to be perfectly honest ()
Date: March 07, 2017 12:03AM

I suspect that Joanna had to kick the shit out of miz more than once to keep him the hell away from her. Things got interesting when she began bringing boyfriends home to help out with the beatings.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: to be perfectly honest ()
Date: March 07, 2017 12:03AM

I suspect that Joanna had to kick the shit out of miz more than once to keep him the hell away from her. Things got interesting when she began bringing boyfriends home to help out with the beatings.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Chain of events after 9/11/16 ()
Date: March 07, 2017 12:15AM

to be perfectly honest Wrote:
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> I suspect that Joanna had to kick the shit out of
> miz more than once to keep him the hell away from
> her. Things got interesting when she began
> bringing boyfriends home to help out with the
> beatings.



1. Mo beats the shit out of Willy.


2. Mo is arrested and can no longer cover half the rent in their Fairfax City apartment.


3. Willy breaks the sublease because he can't afford the rent on his own.


4. Willy moves back into his Riverview Court home.


5. Joanna promptly moves out and goes down to Richmond to live.


6. Willy becomes depressed that his siblings are ashamed of him and do not want to associate with him.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: GEkUu ()
Date: March 07, 2017 12:27AM

Chain of events after 9/11/16 Wrote:
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> to be perfectly honest Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I suspect that Joanna had to kick the shit out
> of
> > miz more than once to keep him the hell away
> from
> > her. Things got interesting when she began
> > bringing boyfriends home to help out with the
> > beatings.
>
>
>
> 1. Mo beats the shit out of Willy.
>
>
> 2. Mo is arrested and can no longer cover half the
> rent in their Fairfax City apartment.
>
>
> 3. Willy breaks the sublease because he can't
> afford the rent on his own.
>
>
> 4. Willy moves back into his Riverview Court
> home.
>
>
> 5. Joanna promptly moves out and goes down to
> Richmond to live.
>
>
> 6. Willy becomes depressed that his siblings are
> ashamed of him and do not want to associate with
> him.

Willy and Cankles Chris Tator developed a plan to kidnap toddlers for ransom in order to pay their rent without Lizzie.

Willy nixed the plan when he realized that Chris intended to break in the kiddies before he'd have a chance to penetrate them with his own 3-inch needle-dick.

Chris briefly moved in to the Riverview Court home, but Miz caught Chris in flagrante delicto with Sharon and ordered him out.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Sterling's Greasy Mattress Store ()
Date: March 07, 2017 11:49AM

That is some sick shit...probably all true.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Is miz's mattress flammable? ()
Date: March 07, 2017 03:37PM

all that grease is flammable!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Dick n' Friction ()
Date: March 07, 2017 05:28PM

Yes, They should watch out with all the friction as Miz and Tater bump and grind uglies. It could result in instant combustion!

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: prison philosophu ()
Date: March 07, 2017 05:34PM

"if we don't have pain, we won't have any gain.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: did lizzie finish her manifesto? ()
Date: March 07, 2017 05:48PM

Right before her 9/11 chimpout, she was talking about writing her manifesto, and going out with a bang. Now she has had six months to perfect her screed. If someone can get a copy, we at FFU would enjoy reading it.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: revenge of the mo ()
Date: March 07, 2017 06:24PM

did lizzie finish her manifesto? Wrote:
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> Right before her 9/11 chimpout, she was talking
> about writing her manifesto, and going out with a
> bang. Now she has had six months to perfect her
> screed. If someone can get a copy, we at FFU would
> enjoy reading it.
Attachments:
9.11.16.jpg

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: March 07, 2017 06:47PM

I had a really good dinner tonight. Hope our friend in Fairfax ADC was able to have something similar.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: she had something similar ()
Date: March 07, 2017 06:55PM

Assuming your dinner was two bologna sandwiches.

I wonder if lizzie is losing weight. She got pretty fat when Chris tator-tot was taking her out for Chinese every night.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: March 07, 2017 07:08PM

she had something similar Wrote:
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> Assuming your dinner was two bologna sandwiches.
>
> I wonder if lizzie is losing weight. She got
> pretty fat when Chris tator-tot was taking her out
> for Chinese every night.


No.....no bologna tonight. Once in a while a good bologna sandwich with mustard is good. All German bread, bologna and mustard.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: mo jail time for her ()
Date: March 07, 2017 07:19PM

Ludwig Wrote:
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> she had something similar Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Assuming your dinner was two bologna
> sandwiches.
> >
> > I wonder if lizzie is losing weight. She got
> > pretty fat when Chris tator-tot was taking her
> out
> > for Chinese every night.
>
>
> No.....no bologna tonight. Once in a while a good
> bologna sandwich with mustard is good. All German
> bread, bologna and mustard.



Mo gets her bologna sandwiches in a paper bag now, ever since she assaulted a guard with her dinner tray.

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: how do they serve nutraloaf? ()
Date: March 07, 2017 07:49PM

Does that comes in a paper sack too? Or in a squeeze bottle?

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Re: Lizzie completes second week - approaches Hump Day
Posted by: no mo loaf fo mo ()
Date: March 07, 2017 08:01PM

how do they serve nutraloaf? Wrote:
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> Does that comes in a paper sack too? Or in a
> squeeze bottle?



They don't serve that anymore apparently.

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